A SIGN CRIME | A Beautifully Written Mystery SM64 Hack

[@AngelTheDemon1043]

The editor's answer at the end killed me.

[@TheVoidMachineSystem]

Hey, editor here, uh *no.*

[@plushifoxed]

~scoo bee doo bee doo bee doo bee doo~

[@GamingTopTen]

Nolan is not the hero we deserve.

[@livedandletdie]

RIP Usually Sushi - killed by the editor's answer at the end.

[@thecompletedluigitwat4827]

@@plushifoxed please i beg of you to tell me where to find that song..!!! plllllsss

[@MrTheMasterX]

Props to Nolan for not spoiling the ROM hack submitted for the *mystery competition* in the thumbnail.

[@glacierwolf2155]

SimpleFlips really wanted to cheat us out of the surprise like he cheated himself out of that platforming challenge.

[@mults7]

That profile picture makes me uncomfortable. I can't tell if it's from the anime or if it's hentai, i hate this feeling.

[@0SC2]

@@mults7 Check his channel banner.

[@0SC2]

@@mults7 Scratch that, check his About page. He linked the degeneracy.

[@mults7]

@@0SC2 oh god. I didnt even check his banner or his channel, I just saw his profile picture. Now I feel like an idiot

[@cowquack]

Thank you so much for playing my hack Dad! I'm glad you liked it! I'm looking forward to making more hacks for future competitions! Also, you did miss a toad in the hotel lmao, i'll put his dialogue under this comment. (also Lt. Ehr was supposed to be "Letter" lol)

[@cowquack]

From the toad he missed - "I hate my life. My room partner only ever plays games and talks about a dude named Reggie- Gigas or something like that. I work a minimum wage job fixing Whomps who blew out their back. I barely manage to put together money for my meals every week. Life is rough. And now, my house is under the threat of a demon being summoned next door. Great, just great. Well thanks for listening to me for a while. Feels good to just vent I guess."

[@chaaseisstupid2036]

what song is that from the beginning I recognize it from somewhere

[@cowquack]

@@chaaseisstupid2036 Littleroot Town from Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald

[@purpleninja102]

@@cowquack Lmao this fucking toad got so outplayed, "Thanks for listening" he says, and he was the only one simple missed

[@wrong1021]

It’s a Music Box arrangement of Littleroot Town from Pokémon R/S/E

[@bugjams]

"The person in chat who gets off to wigglers is gonna be pretty stoked" I'm sorry the *who now?*

[@veziusthethird]

exactly what he said, the people who go incognito on r34 sites and search up wiggler.

[@wingedfish1175]

Haven't seem him in a while but there was a jet Erickson offshoot doing a wiggler count for a while I assume he means him

[@alexwagner23]

Me

[@monaborghar7612]

the me

[@JetEriksen]

There were no Gay Baby Jails this episode. Current GBJ drystreak: 46 videos Well. Here we are again. Nearing the record.

[@TheMortalMan]

What is the record? 50?

[@Extramrdo]

There was only Regular Jail and Sign-Hater Jail.

[@davedeeno]

dude you're gonna be so happy when the next mistery hack video comes out.

[@cowquack]

sorry i didn't feed you :(

[@therealchris5894]

200k. We gonna see the irl gbj

[@nanoguy0]

I thought Nolan was a kill joy for not using the thumbnail and then the end card appeared and I realized he wasn’t the kill joy, but the life of the party.

[@purplegeno8179]

There was one Wiggler fight in this episode. Current wetstreak: 1 15:56 Finally. The day of reckoning has come, and you all finally see the true horror of the Wiggler. Recognition from dad is also a plus. Thank you CowQuack

[@blunt_master]

stay dedicated my dude

[@cowquack]

You're welcome bro :)

[@mattawan1000]

Wasn't there technically 2 since he had to fight him again?

[@mustachewalrus]

Congrats on being recognized, it's a great to see someone become part of the lore.

[@bup6340]

I remember a while ago when people who did similar stuff as Jet just got excessively flamed in the comment section.

[@derpboyzero7669]

"Pray those poor souls went to the Overthere." You got my vote already

[@vhiria2856]

SPM references? I'M IN

[@mewdufad]

Same

[@ap1evideogame44]

Gotta have that love for SPM!

[@pengun835]

Hell yeah SPM!

[@bugjams]

@@vhiria2856 What's SPM?

[@Mango-cr7ey]

"The not so cool rock" help

[@mettatonex7221]

Good joke. Solid writing.

[@kgb5979]

"The cooler rock" ...

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

Troll Hacks: *...bruh* Linear Hacks: bruh? Retro Hacks: *b r u h* Halloween Hacks: BRUH! Mystery Hacks: *bruh-huh!* We have 5 of the 6 infinity bruhs Edit: with the Creepy Pasta: b-b-bruh! , we now have all 6 infinity bruhs

[@river41]

holloween hacks

[@MaxShouldier]

last will be christmas hacks with Bruh-huh-ho

[@herzogwolf7225]

The bru huch is kinda cringe tho

[@jaycie586]

and the creepypasta hacks "B-B-B-B-B-BRUUH!"

[@Joshyboy225]

NintyFan so that means we already have all 6 infinity bruhs?! 😳

[@nuke9915]

ground-pound the sign was a legitimate thing you could do in SM64DS while playing as Wario,

[@iansinoz56]

Let’s see how simple will skip to the end of the hack this time Well that was a good start!

[@cowquack]

As per request, I’ve made a separate channel for rom hack stuff specifically. You can find all the music on there (after I finish uploading it) kzbin.info/door/kTeZNwxLhhAbn0whWaavzA

[@lilmancc35]

So for future reference for any rom maker for competitions. Simple loves literal text along side dark humor and also great level design. Have fun doing that.

[@roryrainbow77]

11:31 LEGENDARY HIDDEN BOGGERS PIPE Okay this hack was actually brilliant. For a first hack this is probably the best first I've seen. If this was one of the winners I'd be really happy. Still a joy to watch either way. Already one of the best stories in a hack you've played and the writing was spectacularly hilarious. Wonderful job CowQuack and keep at it 👍🏻💜

[@aperson1412]

There was not a Yu-Gi-Oh Prison in this episode. Current Drystreak: 2 While we’re here, I will now constitute what is counted as a Yu-Gi-Oh prison. Essentially, any instance of the audio, video, or physical prison counts. However, a simple mention of Yu-Gi-Oh Prison does not count. Basically, you can’t just say in TTS “It’s time to d-d-d-d-go to prison!” It has to be genuine.

[@starboy35tcoos]

Okay are you gonna do this or am I cause we both have done this in the last videos. Let's decide now just for the sake of it.

[@cowquack]

lol there was yugioh prison on the stream literally right after this hack

[@MiysteryMisty]

I didn't think anyone would actually do this

[@aperson1412]

starboy35tcoos To be quite honest, I don’t know. Is there proper protocol for this? All jokes aside, we can just do it at the same time, or alternate days if that works.

[@MrSocrates_]

Isn't the start of the hack in this video a "physical" prison? Or does a normal prison not count for the streak?

[@johnrawlings9288]

"not so cool comment" help

[@amberzerine]

suffer

[@cheeto_thunderstorm]

“the cooler comment” ...

[@jadejacobs2221]

Oh my God this hack. An actual GOOD and ENGAGING hack based all off signs that actually has lore and a story as opposed to being a throwaway ending?! YES. Also all the sign puns and jokes are actually great. EDIT: 11:57 Thank you Simple. I think everyone deserves the chance for improvement and that was probably one of the bigger chances. I could think of some ways to have helped out, possibly. I'm all about story, which is why I desperately want to complete a hack for a competition someday. But I can't program, can't art and can't entirely play SM64, nor do I wanna risk getting stuff on my computer that shouldn't be around. Regardless, if I were able to, I'd have been happy to help out with things like that. Plot twists and stuff are things I'm decent at, and the story is what makes the hacks sometimes.

[@percher4824]

The writing is so great. I love it! Good job, CowQuack! Mission Passed +Respect

[@logan_wolf]

7:00 Haven't finished the video yet, but I'm pretty sure Lt. Ehr is a pun that is supposed to be pronounced like 'letter.'

[@puckie643]

By the way, does anyone get the feeling that, after watching a hack and Simple loads another one, you kinda think it's still part of the same thing but then you see the different style in textures and text styles and be like "wow this is so different" until you remember they ARE different hacks? It kinda messes me up sometimes, also makes me wonder how the order in which the hacks get shown affects the voting process... Since I always miss the streams lol

[@puckie643]

I know Simpleflips doesn't choose a specific order of hacks, but you know what I mean, there's still a hack that's gonna go before all others and will have to set a base to compare the others, even if only the one right after It's kinda interesting

[@teabag7829]

Pucked u forgot to switch accounts

[@puckie643]

@@teabag7829 Nah I just ramble like a 60 year old remembering their youth from time to time

[@Tailstraw_xD]

FOXXO DETECTED

[@Kralex121]

Still one of the more memorable mystery hacks.

[@Bluejay_Universe]

4:03 the top bar for humor in a romhack

[@purradley2204]

The editor at the end killed me with flat “no”

[@Bluejay_Universe]

0:19 can tell instantly, littleroot town Pokémon R/S/E/OR/AS

[@superiorserperior5937]

Recognized a lot of the tracks immediately.

[@cjaawesome616]

Thanks for posting videos. I am going through a lot right now and you always bring a smile to my face. Keep up the good work.

[@Joshyboy225]

Simpleflips has helped me through some rough patches myself. Whatever’s going on won’t last long-you got this!

[@GSPV33]

Rovert's last hack's writing was really enjoyable. He gets too much flak for that fake ending line. It was pretty funny, though.

[@maxtomchris]

A year late to post a comment (probably)... but after the whole sign adventure, I was expecting Mario to collect 100 coins, then be arrested for crimes against coin-kind.

[@zachsmith8109]

There was 1 Simpleflips in this video. Simpleflips wetstreak: 50

[@elijahheckler8460]

LETS GO IVE BEEN NEEDING A SIMPLEFLIPS VIDEO

[@maniacalmint]

CONGRATS ON 200K SIMPLEFLIPS!!!!!!!!

[@blindwhy]

I fucking love the first song. Oh my god the memories, all rushing back to me like it happened yesterday, when I first got a GBA to play Pokemon ruby.

[@sparrowflyaway]

I know I’ve heard that first song in Pokemon. Pretty sure it was the first town in Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald.

[@VentWilsn]

"Saluations, person in charge of organizing clips in a fashionable way present at this exact location. Involuntary stutter made from not having the correct words to say, deconfirmation."

[@imaginaryboy2000]

Thank you for commenting and reminding me that Bakugan exists, I forget sometimes.

[@zackoon49]

god i'm so glad the littleroot music hit simple as hard as it hit me. its such a good song, and the rendition is so nice it's like a music box version. i need a way to listen to this so i can sleep to it. update: i have since found the song. its still so amazing. im hella sleeping to it tonight.

[@ReploidZ]

Congrats on 200k Simple!

[@pineapplepizza1941]

whats the song called at the start of the rom hack, that simp really likes called?

[@bredbaag]

Littleroot Town, from pokemon ruby/sapphire/emerald

[@pineapplepizza1941]

@@bredbaag thanks, i thought i heard it somewhere before

[@saw1833]

@@bredbaag I've been going through the Gold/Silver soundtrack going insane... OF COURSE it was Littleroot from R/S/E.

[@lostglaceon9274]

@@bredbaag Aha! I literally heard that and scrambled through my GBA library because I remember the sound of that compressed audio, but didn't remember which game it was from. Thanks for reminding me! ^^ Still, I hate the fact that I somehow forgot about what's literally my favorite Pokémon game... -_-

[@Joshyboy225]

Now that I think about it. I love how simp’s fans pretty much turned the sign into a mario character at this point 😆

[@tlozfreak888]

That reason for hating signs though, too real. I can't read either.

[@ChosenRoxas]

The moment you realize the editor is actually handsome af. Hit me up dude.

[@Klayton_bs]

Congrats on 200k!!

[@rmzing]

Congrats on 200k Simpuru

[@lalahuwu]

2 years later and Simple not realizing Lt. Ehr’s name is a pun on “Letter” hurts me

[@Xeare204]

Man, we gotta be running out of "First-ever ROM hacks" at this point, or at least depreciating the economy.

[@1gnore_me.]

the author of this hack should consider making his own game ... his writing style could definitely carry it

[@doodlethecommenter1257]

A beautifully made intro a beautiful hack

[@nintendoboy0154]

Congratulations on reaching 200k subscribers Simpleflips

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

The ending theme was NOT claimed by a third party.

[@GrimBirthday]

Mario get off my balcony

[@NathanTheMan]

I sincerely hope that Toy Tower Town’s acronym was a reference to TTT and not just a coincidence, because if so, that’s really smart.

[@Applez.]

umm i dont remember following someone with 200k subscribers?

[@montano0222]

Do you remember him saying that once he hit 200K that he would have Foxen dress like Yoshi so Simple can ride him? I have to find that video!

[@placeholder3986]

montano0222 I request a link when you find it

[@Darksilver740]

This is *bonus* Mark this is *Bonus* this is *bonus* Mark

[@Dom-HSK]

"dude, the hotel is still closed, breaking in won't change anything?" Yeah it will I get a free room!

[@hahahehu]

congrats on 200k btw dad

[@nathanlindsey643]

200k already? I remember watching back when you only had 80k and you have improved a lot. You are easily my favorite KZbinr to watch and I can't think of anyone more worthy of my sub! You have helped me many times when I felt down and your videos always make me laugh. Keep up the great work and you'll easily reach 1mill before you know it. Thanks again for always being there for me.

[@TherealdealDava]

Everyone we have an announcement to make: the first song in this a video is called a littleroot town

[@Alexaction223]

To Nolon, the editor: Y'could've just put Nathaniel Bandy in the cell to hide the fake real culprit.

[@CheerUpCrewcut]

Anyway, wow, that was one of the best competition hacks ever, even if it didn't have much custom shit it did fucking amazing with the tools available to the creator. Props, wow, goddamn.

[@joshuaisamazing9827]

This most likely has nothing to do with the video but my dad just worked out who holds Marino’s camera before Lakitu it’s laki-one

[@CoughAMania]

Happy 200K Simple!

[@signas501]

Damn, I always thought Mario ground pounded signs cuz they're hella sexy... Little did I know it's punishable by jail time or execution in the Mushroom Kingdom.

[@leahzeroes]

9:48 the simplicity of the joke fucking killed me

[@Kelvoraax]

“The cooler comment” ...

[@TacticalShmooves]

Do another 10 vs 1 SM64 collab with the boys!

[@Joshyboy225]

Hobo bros usually host those right? If so, i doubt we’ll see it any time soon, they just react to memes now. I miss the 10 v 1s lmao

[@howisthis8849]

@@Joshyboy225 same

[@jamescrady4114]

Congrats on 200k bro

[@blueraven7684]

I recognize that music for the final walk around the town as either Nuvema Town or Aspertia City from Pokémon BW

[@Frodo_Sagbag]

Finally something that's not SMM. I enjoy it for sure, but it's limited how entertaining it is Simps

[@Jabc0m]

Something about "Bruh-huh!" Fucking broke me

[@fanofsimonpegg]

That Littleroot Town remix at the beginning sent me straight back to my childhood. Miss you, Pokemon Emerald. 😔✊

[@crimsonorbital]

THANK YOU! I was trying to remember the name of the town. I knew it was from pokemon emerald but I couldnt remember which city it was. You saved me so much time of searching!

[@Gamester8000]

DUDE THE GEN 3 AND M&L MUSIC!?? BOGGERS DUDE, BOGGERS!! Also sign crimes would be a great name for a TV show😂

[@tara9750]

Congrats on 200k subs!

[@iceypumpkinhead]

"the cool rock" Help

[@phazonbumblebee9901]

That’s five doublethinks across the cranium!

[@alittar8062]

i love "BRAH-HA!"

[@JunkExplorer]

Can't believe you did the 100 coin star at the end. That's just bonus.

[@brendan9734]

Littleroot town music in the first minute? Best KZbinr.

[@thegreatderp1234]

200k boys time for irl bombclip

[@cheesewizard3965]

“You’ll be doing time for your sign crime, you unsublime slime.”

[@thenewbgamer6416]

Every intro of Simpleflips: B.b.b.b.b.b.b.b.bruh!? Bruh. Bruha!

[@grandaduck]

"Pray those poor souls went to the Overthere." Nice Super Paper Mario reference but the Overthere is hell.

[@gavino5505]

4 months late but whatever Overthere = Heaven Underwhere = Hell

[@grandaduck]

@@gavino5505 as in the level, the Overthere is such a bore, and so very tedious, its like hell metaphorically.

[@puckie643]

The multiple Pokemon songs on the first hack hit me hard too

[@8-bitsarda747]

14:00 dude, clearly it's the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon, don't what else it could be

[@tamtatek]

Congrats on 200k subs Mista Simps.

[@gamar356]

I need that outro, its a bop

[@Jack-ss9fo]

I need a full version of the end screen theme

[@Psycho20XX]

Did nobody think of ground pounding the bups? Since you know they're taking over as signs in this universe?

[@Cardmaster12]

Ground pounding signs probably started cuz it's a thing in SM64 DS for some reason

[@quirkyastronomy8287]

That song was from Pokemon. I love that one

[@bananabuns1369]

we will revolt against the sign world, bups will rise again

[@simpson6700]

I had a really bad day today and this helped me get my mind off, thank you.

[@Matt_19-89]

For those wondering the ost at the start is the Littleroot Town theme: kzbin.info/www/bejne/n56ZpZWEbriNjtU

[@jessevanhook3521]

Bonus. Bonus. That's Bonus

[@PennySizeCalculator]

It has been *429* *days* since the penny was first mentioned on KZbin. The penny has since grown to *1,386,334,847,060,407,429,789,207,092,071,541,851,718,218,537,687,908,287,585,239,790,307,310,653,902,812,811,519,987,203,052,069,789,048,695,605,480,701,785,914,487,078,912.00* times its original size! Since then, the penny has come to be worth *$17,466,748,854,922,999,932,933,563,718,233,855,957,681,135,667,211,620,774,442,475,310,211,834,563,911,187,336,945,051,145,419,701,166,952,501,499,225,876,177,860,491,683,462.46* in raw materials. That is *203,598,890,953,759,178,609,786,265,511,526,471,123,454,198,242,354,828,936,268,508,103,646,515,490,280,770,916,715,831,045,806,051,602,197,243,259,422,732.00* times the _2018_ _Gross_ _World_ _Product_ . The penny weighs *6,657,694,015,555,790,413,816,343,051,177,002,276,863,376,277,721,068,115,996,771,216,422,373,625,319,210,190,782,626,438,092,014,840,620,775,277,147,594,933,632,590,506.98* short tons. The penny has a mass of *20,081,452,945,896,964,005,133,902,144,859,746,092,818,069,557,006,395,416,099,141,841,148,276,394,457,712,065,670,069,908,424,442,388,698,043,347,312,788,547,307,851,608,201,375,403,571,995,611,583,605,029,335,841,650,494,807,345,724,424,449,597,558,718,096,895,457,174,589,894,008,279,423,583,961,016,392,175,385,460,307,512,287,984,166,382,943.11* slugs. That is *147,385,620,709,828,867,474,346,277,900,580,223,519,795,947,019,924,209,170,415,078,051,834,270,655,119,203,189,332,562,514,537,074,480,118,276,823,547,028,591,386,429,967,914,940,896,418,418,725,306,474,805,237,107,447,167,819,898,147,056,791,450,188,057,908,489,965,766,073,771,208,301,610,658,270,035,193.66* times the mass of the Sun. The penny has grown to *74,968,134,587,617,516,163,506,127,785,767,180,222,019,480,396.76* lightyears across. That is *806,108,974,060,403,399,607,592,771,889,969,679.81* times the size of the observable universe. Beep boop! I'm a robot.

[@charlottebiscuit4133]

Thanks penny size calculator!

[@ndgforce821]

That pokemon black and white music for the city slaps

[@GuerreiroAventureiro]

there is 5 SimpleFlips laughs 1:48 4:19 5:35 9:50 16:38 how the hell that red bomb got GBJ?

[@handsomeharold4698]

11:30 BOGERS DUDE! ALSO 13:18

[@kulekid6917]

yo what if the wiggler went to yugioh prison

[@vegetavsluigi]

Bruh, that Littleroot remix is the GOAT.

[@felixd8665]

He didn't even try to kil- er ground pound the toads...