a Skyrim Story (Elder Scrolls Parody)

Dovahkiin runs into some problems on his way to save the world.
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[@norpiy2563]

this isn't a parody. i literately played skyrim like this

[@hotdog6367]

Its... ITS.... ITS!!!!! An animated trailer for skyrim :3

[@norpiy2563]

perfect!!

[@exposedshadow9641]

your right, this is isnt a parody. this is an abomination. watch The Senile Scribbles, now THATS a parody. this is just... i don't even know. probably the worst "animation" i've ever seen since bunchie.

[@hotdog6367]

Dude, It was suppose to be drawn stupidly! Also learn how to take a joke HowlingFear Why don't you go share hate on HATE comments...

[@josephcalabrese6337]

Haven't we all played Bethesda Softworks games like this? :-)

[@onomatopoeia9678]

That tutorial part was fucking hilarious.

[@JEWTANGCLANN]

YesMan I know

[@MiZielek]

It boring when youre making it like 8th time

[@nickdesimone6208]

Terrific Burger did the arrow hit his knee

[@rangerdave7310]

You are out of uniform sold..... fucking raider

[@kylaajm3411]

Zoidberg BLEEEEEH BLEH AGGHGH IM ON FIRE! also OMG ZOIDBERG!?!

[@errormackro1742]

8 years later and this is still one of the best game parodies ever.

[@flantasy6499]

10*

[@ignorancythe2nd]

11*

[@mushroomsrcool1449]

@@ignorancythe2nd 11 years and idk how many thingies later but its still gud c:

[@jesseduckworth6873]

12*

[@jesseduckworth6873]

12*

[@kabuki2715]

Run on the table is absolutly true.

[@polarbearsarecool7993]

i do it each time i go in dragons rea h

[@onomatopoeia9678]

Jodi Jamieson I do it in every palace that I can.

[@beanre1]

hell when i doubt. shout it out!!! i clear all the tables that way =)

[@brianwood5425]

I really thought I was the only one

[@mistersaur]

Hey, watch... What are you doing?!

[@DoYouLiekMudkipz_]

What about the frost troll on the way to the graybeards?

[@ArvelDreth]

Do you liek Mudkipz My thoughts exactly.

[@ZooTycoon2witchdoc1]

I was thinking that too xD

[@doghis9473]

Do you liek Mudkipz dunno i didnt go up from ivarstead, i bought a horse and climbed up from whiterun

[@CraigCrafts]

DogeyDogeWow :D lmao horse physics XD

[@smonk8942]

Do you liek Mudkipz Your picture fits the comment so much.

[@layers5255]

i watched the gameplay demo... best line ever.

[@DerpySnake]

Still remember it to this day.

[@arcturus9366]

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I had my face smashed in with an iron ingot

[@prophet1619]

I'm pretty sure it was steel XD

[@arcturus9366]

Yarin Wants To Play Oh yeah.. About that. I was messing around with telekensis near the enterance of Whiterun. I was flinging around a steel ingot and I shot the ingot upwards and when It fell, it hit a rich battleborn over the head. I got 40 bounty and the whole town wanted to kill me. I tried yielding but the guards gave no regard

[@stazanshe]

QuikPhase that's what I'd call a fatal face banging 😆

[@Artmiszz]

That was the hilarious thing .

[@SeedlingNL]

Wolves on the path to High Hrothgar? I had to fight bears, trolls, even a fricking dragon... the bugger was throwing burning goats down the mountain to annoying me...

[@PhaenyBirb]

+SeedlingNL Sounds like the best way up the mountain then.

[@asmlh7542]

When you skip the main questline for most of the game XD

[@AkshatSTR8EDGE]

+Joey Macaroni ikr i was level 33 when i made the climb... and even that for the shout didnt do the main questline or the civil war until i was level 48 and my power supply died now i have to wait for my finals to to end to play 😑

[@AkshatSTR8EDGE]

+Joey Macaroni ikr i was level 33 when i made the climb... and even that for the shout didnt do the main questline or the civil war until i was level 48 and my power supply died now i have to wait for my finals to to end to play 😑

[@tibayonex4505]

I did t need to fight bears or dragons because I climbed the 7000 steps at lol 7 too early for the mofos

[@Imfromjamaicaman]

Does everyone's first death in Skyrim come from a giant? Mine sure did..

[@ewanmore]

No I stood admiring the graphics so adios burnt me to a crisp xD

[@onyx3933]

Mine was a Dwarven Centurion(This dungeon was specifically made for one to spawn, but my aims were to kill the Falmer), level 3, fucking Farkas.Pain in the ass

[@randy312]

Yeah never mis calculate a jump, let's say my guy had a hard landing

[@Goatjam]

Imfromjamaicaman Mine was a random Mammoth I managed to piss off

[@DianVx]

Imfromjamaicaman Mine was from a whole village because I killed a chicken

[@dodo15631]

Fake, no bounties added in whiterun

[@furiouz.x3168]

Why did he run to windhelm to kill the dragon at whiterun???

[@furiouz.x3168]

***** but thats not where you find out youre the dragonborn

[@furiouz.x3168]

***** O_O my god...

[@thefleepo8013]

i saw it too it was a VERY big mistake.

[@thefleepo8013]

and the fight was at the WESTERN watchtower. it didnt see like he was heading west

[@furiouz.x3168]

The Fleepo Real good sense of direction there...

[@punchthatthing7524]

4:05 if only killing a dragon was that easy

[@mackblack4843]

First thing u do when u visit dragonsreach. Run on the table :)

[@chefpigardorito3590]

mack black I stole EVERYTHING in the entire building

[@lungtail]

*bethesda, we want a DLC based of this video.*

[@quadrillion92]

What are you talking about? The whole game is this.

[@gabbyireland215]

Yes yes yes yes

[@mybrickhead]

My friend asked me why we don't play Payday 2 together anymore, so I sent him a timestamp to 1:33

[@mybrickhead]

Pughugz Gaming pretty much lol

[@countblackula5798]

+mybrickhead MICROTRANSACTIONS

[@kathryndran2756]

o rly

[@couchmaster3773]

This continues to be the best Skyrim parody the internet has to offer.

[@nicklausss]

This is the the best Skyrim parody I have ever watched

[@icehogswon]

Did you know: Arrow to the knee is a reference to greaves (knee armor) not making an appearance in Skyrim, unlike past games.

[@Helionova15]

Dovahkiin-Dragonchin It's also a saying that means you got married. Take a knee to propose, etc.

[@lordswagnemite8646]

Helionova15 No...That is a Internet Myth

[@icehogswon]

+Prince Vegeta One of Maiq's quotes practically confirms my statement.

[@nastrael]

+Dovahkiin-Dragonchin Mai'q the liar? Mmkay.

[@kalibgransden8550]

greaves are armor for the legs...

[@TCapButterCup]

Ah, I remember this, memories.

[@tbsupratom7232]

Tyler Ho agreed

[@TerraGenocide]

7 years later and this still makes me laugh my ass off

[@antking5059]

you should have made him fight the frost troll

[@aidankeogh9994]

I had to deal with more than just a few wolves on the way up. I had to contend with Frost Trolls, Cave Bears and Ice Wraiths... So many Ice Wraiths...

[@thefleepo8013]

exactly

[@mishamolotov727]

+The Fleepo i even had to fight alduin on the way... OK i spawned him with cheats but i had to fight him =)

[@quarkyquasar893]

+Misha Molotov Them you should have used tgm too?

[@mishamolotov727]

Red Sniper no xD i actually went to high-hrothgar with lvl 30... actually pretty possible to defeat alduin WITHOUT cheats... well...

[@quarkyquasar893]

Misha Molotov Yea it is but its not for a beginner.

[@mrself5824]

0:41 the most hurtful line in all of Skyrim

[@relativedarkness2808]

Yeah alright whatever

[@creeperaydan4585]

This was insanly stupid and dumb.... I love it

[@FAVNVS113]

02:10 "i watched the gameplay demo!"😂😂😂😂

[@DeDeazor]

actually the tower of whiterun is near whiterun, but why he went to windhelm ? xD

[@noface6413]

Why did you go towards windhelm to fight the dragon when it's supposed to be "the western tower"

[@calebtruth1941]

pff what a nub

[@anahasheml8789]

frosted memes he was at western tower

[@noface6413]

H4SHEMQ8 yeah but he didn't go towards it on the map he went the exact opposite eay

[@jackburton5605]

I'd say its more of a southwest tower

[@TibiaOTarena]

3:21, Imagine if people where like this in real life. Seriously all npcs just dump the most personal of problems on you. Like even thief's, imagine a random dude walking up to you in real life telling about some heist he is trying to pull off and if you are in or not. I mean how isn't he caught yet? Just telling anyone what shit he is up to!

[@hankhill8146]

Do you get to the cloud district very often? What am I saying? Of course you don't.

[@hankhill8146]

***** hypnodance A fight!

[@KittyFAN13]

"I work with my mother, sells fuits and vegetables. It's fun most days but hard work." -Mila Valentia every fucking time she runs past me.

[@saveourplanet0139]

Gotta love that beginning impression. “No please, I’m just an old man” *breathes deeply* 😄

[@PeepDuck]

2:24 SO ACCURATE 😂

[@perrymackay8725]

·-·

[@backonlazer791]

No it's not, NPCs only eat bread =P

[@ellieharrett6991]

ikr xD I always walk on the tables and the nps are always like, "AYE, WATCH WAT YER DOIN."

[@PeepDuck]

Ellie Mae yea in some annoying accent

[@professionalcunt5966]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE HOLY SHIT

[@addison9728]

*shouts* YOU MADE IT! *dragonborn's ears pops off*

[@samakura1000]

tryin to explain skyrim when your high 0:45 - 1:36

[@michaelperreault841]

I always walk on the tables for no reason

[@commando414]

Make part 2 please!

[@Jenna_Miles]

+joakiwi06 do u eveen spel bro

[@quarkyquasar893]

+Jenna “Jennacide” Miles Says the one who can't spell either. xD

[@Jenna_Miles]

+Red Sniper wot d0 U men i spel gud

[@quarkyquasar893]

Jenna Miles Yus u do.

[@_Scarlet1]

Commando414 .

[@RJinthematrix]

still the best parody

[@Zuernaxashyr]

"You made it!" lmaf

[@cubalibreball3809]

over 6 years later and it's just as beautiful as I remembered it

[@Chrom3peacefuL]

4 years later this is still my favourite video on KZbin

[@goonsquad8258]

Recently started playing Skyrim again after like an 8 year hiatus. Had to come back to this masterpiece.

[@lukaprimorac8128]

BEST.... PARODY... OF ALL TIME O.O

[@crustyballs5017]

Check out the senile scribbles if you haven't already, it's fucking awesome.

[@lukaprimorac8128]

ok thx :)

[@icouldntthinkofaname1329]

Yes senile scribbles parody is amazing

[@shayc0c032]

+Luka Primorac more like worst he ruined the game!

[@huskyquest6911]

+crustyballs ive seen it the thing it says at 1:02 in ep 7 is what i say everytime i got to solitude and thats how the fucking annoying children look

[@BahamutEx]

I ran into wolves, a frost troll and a freakin dragon...

[@tyrikrice2446]

3,000 people have no sense of humor

[@TerraGenocide]

+おもしろ動画ちゃんねる 33k people liked it because they though it was funny or enjoyed it in some way... your logic is invalid and you are now a fucking moron in my eyes. Congrats 👏👏👏

[@supersynth1520]

3,000 people fucking cringed because the video was shit

[@That_One_User_314]

Make that 4,000 plus people x)

[@KiTTVII]

4.4k people have autism

[@pagawn1640]

I would pay for a whole Skyrim show to be animated in this style

[@absolutelydegenerate1900]

You forgot the troll on the steps XD

[@dudiguy3405]

The troll was such a pain in the beginning.

[@somewhatreallycoolguy7439]

+Bristly Brit Why not just run away from the troll like I did?

[@Sans-pt1xv]

+Bristly Brit I just walked around it

[@Sans-pt1xv]

+Bristly Brit I use archery and sneak as well

[@r.d.2332]

climb on some boulders at the side of the road, so that the frost troll won't reach you easily and smoke him with arrows and fire spell.

[@zilahatakerhyne]

Notice how he went to wind helm to fight the dragon at the western watchtower lol

[@CalHC3]

2:06 that's exactly what I did on my first playthrough! lmao

[@tomstring3043]

i just let the drauger deal with him

[@creepykretins6794]

This was my favourite thing back in the day, hope you’re still doing well❤️👌🏻

[@hansbrandt6471]

stop it.... ... stop... stop that... stop! :D

[@ravioliking5246]

Hans Brandt this sucks

[@PsychosisFire]

4:11 So damn accurate, first time I played Skyrim I spent ages trying to work out how to use a Shout haha

[@toritosman980]

PsychosisFire

[@tbolinger75]

Horrible quality, but so true I couldn't stop laughing.

[@HatakeKakashi603]

It has to be horrible quality because its better that way :)

[@holy0damn]

jokes are high quality

[@TerraGenocide]

its horrible quality because it was made like 3 or 4 years ago...

[@tbolinger75]

Grux it was horrible quality 3 or 4 years ago

[@HatakeKakashi603]

Thomas Bolinger Yeah and now its even worse (quality) but still cant stop laughing :D

[@Gh0stKiller3]

Could never forget this even after all these years.

[@richardbriley8072]

Came back to watch this since the remaster is about to come out.

[@sansleskele7762]

Richard Briley it came out now :D

[@ArkhamHermit]

All these years later, this is still absolutely iconic.

[@SpokenSpark]

Pretty much describes my first time playing skyrim I did all of that... Except killing the arrow to the knew guard cuz I never found him

[@SpokenSpark]

Well, I finished the main story, THEN They started saying it..

[@Mrstealth93]

+SpokenSparkThere is a mod that stops the guards from saying that quote all the time.

[@SpokenSpark]

I do not really mind.. But we never overused this meme, They did.. O_O

[@arentexplosionsjustbeautif3093]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW COULD U NOT FOUND A GUARD SAYING THE NOT FUNNY OVERUSED KNEE JOKE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW

[@SpokenSpark]

Δημητρης Μαρκοπουλος It took me long, Idk coincidence?

[@Caposaurus]

Still my favourite, after all these years.

[@jaredwilliams5076]

A MCBINKLES!, do you think you could a parody of the dragonborn dlc and the dawnguard dlc?

[@ryanrockstar16]

Please no this was bad enough go watch senile scribbles for a decent parody

[@jaredwilliams5076]

I don't care its still funny! And plus this video is old

[@oliverholm3973]

HaxorousTheRaptor It being old does not justify it being bad

[@MBison-im2qy]

"You can get me the Dragonstone" "I did that 10 hours ago, TAKE IT" ROFL, that was me.

[@Yisrael_Teshuvah]

this was absolutely awesome it made my ass laugh so f****** hard would pay to see another

[@synsthsa]

4:18 Epic Face LOL!

[@user-mx1ph2tb5w]

Just randomly wanted to watch this after not having seen it for nearly 10 years

[@SquirrelStawm]

The headsman's axe could have fallen TOWARDS the dragonborn when the dragon attacked, then nobody would be there to stop the dragons ._.

[@tanith117]

If Alduin was a second late, he would have won.

[@Karlos1234ify]

Yep.

[@dylanhassan3304]

A dragon is never late he arrives exactly when he means to

[@jalmariplays1300]

You are the greatest actor of all time. 10/10 i cri evri tim

[@joeharris2198]

God I wish there was a sequel to this. I’ve watched it so many times over the years

[@undeadzebra6016]

this is one of the first youtube videos i've watched. after all these i still go back and watch it from time to time

[@mrneogamespark]

gotta love that low framerate counter. lmao

[@leaningtowerofpoo]

thumbs up if you're watching in 2014

[@doubledwaynest8938]

Im 2017 bro no joke 😁

[@rachelgonzalez8051]

2019

[@alexanders2669]

One of the most legendary Skyrim parodies of all time. We all watched this once before.

[@hydeman20]

This is honestly my favorite skyrim parody. A lot of potential animation-wise. Also, freekin hilarious x) Liked and Subscribed.

[@TheKobra86]

also 1:49 True doe

[@blackkakari]

kay, so dis won tyme i was skyrim n dis gai told meh ta doo a ting at a playse n wen i got der, der wuz dis gai hoo jus lyk attak meh fer no raisen so i attakd hem moar n one or sow i thot cuz diz uther gai cam frum noware n did a ting n i wuz lyk 'oh chit!!!!!1' n did anudder ting n hee runned away n den i saw a aminal n ayt cheez n did teh ting at teh playse fer teh gai n hee gab meh a ting n den a sassee blak ladee throo jello et meh

[@FailedTrojan]

I don't understand that weird language

[@blackkakari]

FailedTrojan rasist

[@davidlindquist1499]

Learn grammar moron.

[@blackkakari]

D BlueVenom gammer iz fer faygz

[@FailedTrojan]

Your comment has been reported for being stupid

[@UNKNWN96]

This video will live in my head rent free until the end of time

[@StonedLittleFox]

This video brings back memories. My little brother and I have watched this video so many times over the years. Still my favorite video to this day

[@joyr021]

Oh God this is one of the most funny things i've seen in the internet.

[@cjua2803]

still just as good as four years ago

[@VaninatorGamer]

Watched it then, and still watching it now. Never gets old!

[@piroshky]

10 years, and this parody is still relatable. I bet everyone started Skyrim like this

[@hannesjosefsson8194]

0:20 SHOE SWITCH

[@922ninja]

this isn't a parody. it's more like a basic recap of the game.

[@thoridannn]

Every few years I search "dragonborn parody" and sift through all the other ones just to find this again.

[@boristhetoad]

I have come back to this video every year since 2013. And regret nothing.

[@gabefelker9397]

Been some time since I've seen this gem

[@buckeye7040]

The good ol days

[@Batista17776]

i used to be a youtuber like you but then i took an arrow to the subcount ;)

[@kasugamichan]

Still randomly coming back and watching this years later

[@fsg-989]

YOU JUST MADE MY DAY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!! It makes it so much more hilarious when I know how the main story of Skyrim is and what to do!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bradrock7384]

YOU MADE IT!!. (ears explode)

[@daidax_2389]

this is so accurate though

[@normalviewer740]

Oh man, coming back to this video after a few years is a trip. Hope you are staying safe

[@fieriko5808]

6 years and i still love it

[@tenzer0]

That`s what everyone does, sell the Golden Claw, put a basket on the buyers head, STEAL THE CLAW. >:3

[@ManleyReviews]

look at his forehead at 4:57 lawl

[@ra_alf9467]

P thingy

[@WringWraith171]

11 years later I still scream "YOU MADE IT". Best Skyrim video ever made. I rewatch this every few years

[@SocksKr]

this is the funniest parody i have ever seen. i still watch it every now and then

[@Aethiral]

5:09 exactly what i did with the damn guard when he said that in the game! LOL

[@Onewiththecheese]

so many wolves

[@connortait9756]

Love the muffins

[@samcole6466]

I don't know how I got here. I don't know why I haven't seen this before. I don't know why this isn't more popular. But ima just take a moment to say thank you. This is utterly, amazingly, ridiculously perfect.

[@TallonPrey]

This was posted years ago and yet, if I boot up Skyrim now, all of those things will still happen to me.

[@VV4fflew4ffle]

Skyrim in a nutshell!

[@Val-rc8bw]

Skyrim in a nutshell, right?

[@josephpermann6836]

This is the best thing ever, great job man!

[@joule400]

Well if this isnt a blast from the past