The Senile Scribbles: Skyrim Parody (THE COLLECTION)

[@darkesthourstudios]

“You’re not talking your way out of this loading screen” -Skyrim guard

[@dr.bright6272]

I wish that was an actual phrase from the game

[@darkesthourstudios]

Wait a minute, Dr. Bright what are you doing outside of the foundation?

[@Naxthural]

You're god damned right you won't talk your way out!

[@DuraiFoxGaming]

@@darkesthourstudios should i be more worried Dr. Bright is outside the foundation... or that he never responded... Should i run to my personal bunker stockpiled with goods?

[@darkesthourstudios]

@@DuraiFoxGaming *I’m not sure Myself*

[@BigHoffa]

16:55 Courier: I’ve got something I’m supposed to deliver Dragonborn: Dude, how do you find me in the middle of nowhere? Courier: What, you think you’re the only one who gets quest markers?

[@colewilder7353]

Officially cannon

[@christopheredwards9904]

And fast travel abilities, apparently

[@triple_59]

Wow

[@RinTheMagikal]

I’m trying to find a console PS4 mod to kill them,but I guess ps4 sucks

[@jovannesic7989]

@@RinTheMagikal i feel you

[@tybosch6040]

Every time Todd re-released Skyrim, I think the senile scribbles are re-recommended to me. And I’m never disappointed.

[@MyRedHulk]

At this point, I use it as a modding guide.

[@Shiny_Sean]

I'm playing the switch version now. I own this game on four other systems. Lol

[@kensprivateinvestigation2128]

I miss the original upload before KZbin took it down, but just to show support I rewatch this every month or so.

[@ImSiddis]

​@@Shiny_Sean That means you are a part of the problem..

[@PugnaciousProductions]

@@ImSiddis I wouldn’t call it a problem. All it does is allow more people to play Skyrim

[@crazysnake1096]

Fun fact: when you clear out a bandit hive, you will find 5x the gold in the barrels and stuff than the bounty on the bandits.

[@damiendingus-xp6ki]

The More You Know! Lol thanks for this information. It helps.

[@klade5031]

Also true for giant camps. One of the easier ways to get money early game is to make a beeline for the chests without drawing aggro from the giants.

[@spookyboivilla5386]

Also the bandits themselves have cash that adds up at the end

[@bubsterr741]

​@@klade5031goldenhills plantation. Farm wheat. 18k by lvl10.

[@ladyalicent705]

Which isn’t saying much, funnily enough!

[@kenanb2666]

Tradition to rewatch this every time I randomly start playing Skyrim again

[@Theinen84]

Ironically... Rewatching this has made me wanna reinstall and set up some mods lol

[@sumrandomseal694]

I rewatch this then start playing again, I clicked, so now I have to play again.

[@sankton4296]

@@sumrandomseal694 i feel that

[@franklinmckean8438]

Same

[@jaymeek4124]

I've watched this 7 times this week , nonstop playing skyrim 🤣

[@Schrapulo]

I love how you only changed the sword sounds and a few swears and KZbin is like “yeah that seems about right”

[@seanzoz]

Pretty much

[@vexile12]

Amazing how lame algo is huh

[@Scorpion-fo6tc]

@@seanzoz does J’Zargo have COVID-19?

[@jehtstream2017]

I hate how they changed the sword sounds it was funnier before

[@Codman333]

Yeah. All this "sensitivity" is lame.

[@reanterhog5701]

"Those guys used to be the shit back in the day" Flashbacks to constantly getting staggered by champion skeletons.

[@KoryLunaa]

Don't forget when the higher leveled skeletons summoned their own skeleton minions

[@Garry503]

Those were the days...

[@kirtrich2414]

I red this at the time of the clip

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

@@kirtrich2414 timing 100

[@EiriktheNordAndersen-ju4gl]

@@kirtrich2414 You Red it?

[@richardlandgraf1953]

5:04 is still my favorite bit from this series. "Oh Skyrim is burning and our greatest hope is off picking flowers."

[@kendrajade6688]

AND STEALING THEM AT THAT!

[@mindbonker]

AND chasing butterflies

[@Astra737]

mine is "Nah you gotta go the long way"

[@anais_anais5444]

​@kendrajade6688 it's not like that it's uh it's for a potion

[@juliuscaesar810]

@@anais_anais5444 “Shuddup you scum, you’re not talking your way out of this loading screen!”

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Skeletons are terrible in skyrim because of nutrient deficiency; "Milk-Drinker" is an insult in Nord culture, so Nord Skeletons are more fragile because of lack of calcium.

[@woodycooper301]

And we finally have found the most unneeded yet strangly informative thing to know about skyrim

[@wdhtpdominic]

they literally eat wheels of cheese the size of heads in a single sitting though so i think they got calcium under control

[@dylanbell268]

Wouldn’t even be surprised if Bethesda thinks that excuse

[@dr.bright6272]

I actually found a jug of milk for sale in Whiterun. It was being sold by the girl Yosolda is always talking to.

[@fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90]

No, you can find plenty of dairy products throughout Skyrim, not least of which cheese. Milk-drinker is simply meant to suggest someone is a baby. It's not an actual hatred of dairy, and Nords definitely don't have calcium deficiency. I have seen this theory way too many times.

[@IRussian007]

The most philosophical genius is the "giving beggars coin gives you 'gift of charity'. Essentially you buy it making it neither gift nor charity" line. I died.

[@jamestheaverageman6959]

so your a ghost? Me too! :)

[@AerisShenlin]

yes that is an amazingly astute observation. I had always disliked getting the buff but never understood why, until now :)

[@stonedstardestroyer8361]

I suppose it was more of a thing when they made the game as if you played it when the game first came out you wouldn’t know that you gained the gift of charity it would simply be a nice little bonus for doing the good thing if that makes sense

[@IRussian007]

@@jamestheaverageman6959 Ye, it's hard to find a matrix-style computer booth to contact the other side, took me 4 months.

[@IRussian007]

@@stonedstardestroyer8361 That....is actually a good point. Truly charitable people wouldn't look in stats if they got a benefit of some kind but just move on.

[@kaprory]

Took me SO LONG to realize the guards think the Dragonborn is asking them if they’re against HAPPY marriages.

[@seanzoz]

Everyone gets it in their own time

[@celessilverfrond8944]

It's okay, I've been a fan of this series for years and just realized today. Same with the hammers and gamer lol- the subtle wit is incredible!

[@kaprory]

@@celessilverfrond8944 same! I remember watching them as they came out. Sometimes it just takes watching them again 🤣

[@HekataDoll]

I didnt even realize this until I read this comment

[@Mageb4beauty]

Same

[@Flutter_Aeina]

“Wake up honey. It’s time to rewatch the entire senile scribbles Skyrim parody”

[@Original-Alastor]

For the 34th time 😅😂

[@Bomboy792]

Watching this while chilling after work lol

[@Imperial_Crow]

Same here lol

[@Asa_ig]

No matter what else I get into, Skyrim always calls me back through this series, it always happens

[@kinidiosodlosios6892]

can someone explain term senile scribbles

[@BlessedDog]

When the world needed him the most, he returned

[@kobiimac5131]

The next guy we need to return is filthy Frank / Pink Guy

[@BlessedDog]

@@kobiimac5131 idk never watched his videos

[@kobiimac5131]

they're hilarious if you like weird humor watch 100 accurate life hacks or if you like the same weird messed up humor watch the weeaboo video

[@ThatPellGuy]

It has been years but he has really returned

[@lincolnvance2350]

I love coming back to this channel every once and awhile

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

The Dragonborn, Leader of all the guilds in skyrim, guild master of the thieves guild, has recovered the crown of barenziah single handedly, has his own settlement in dawnstar where he has his own group of assassins, thane of all cities, master of all skills in the game, has more gold than anyone else in the entire country, has saved Skyrim from the most powerful dragon on earth, saved solsthiem from another dragonborn, stopped the leader of the most powerful vampire clan from literally blocking out the sun, has the finest armor quality known to man, where even the most skilled blacksmiths would be in awe of how fine quality it is, either gorgeous ebony, intimidating daedric, or badass dragon bone. Quite simply the greatest warrior the world has ever seen. “Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll.”

[@maxime2445]

Yeah, I downloaded a mod to become high king and each time they insult me I use kill the traitor

[@Whatesjsb]

Someone has too much time on their hands(._.)

[@hunter-ql5uj]

Has also killed about 70 dragons

[@beanface7408]

No you're slightly off. Miraak wanted to take over Solstheim then move on to the entire world. So you save the world at least three times, one for the main story, and two for the Dawnguard and Dragonborn DLCs

[@taifoh5681]

@@maxime2445 bro i been doing the same thing 🤣🤣🤣 so satisfying

[@caljohnston8625]

The Dark Brotherhood trolling the dragonborn with the black door will never get old...

[@technowings1233]

I can't take the dark brotherhood seriously thanks to this video lol

[@baecotte]

Thats always been my favorite clip. Where they are laughing and telling him to put it in the mail slot 😂

[@khonojeya01]

Agreed 🤣🖐️

[@12caratjules]

I wish 2 prankster assassins were officially in the game now thanks to this vid

[@demon2051]

"Come on bring it, pound me in the mail slot"

[@cerebralmaze]

The segment with the Dovahkiin trying to put the candle back on the table is absolute Golden! 😂😂

[@Im.Yer.Huckleberry]

It's 2011, Thanksgiving weekend, I'm in the middle of a 4- day binge. I spent over an hour trying to put shit back on the fucking table 😂 I finally did the same thing as the clip and didn't look back. 😅 🤣🤣

[@cerebralmaze]

@@Im.Yer.Huckleberry Sometimes I just end up putting the item in a dresser or even sell it. 😂 But so e items like plates and buckets, for some reason I HAVE to put those back. 😁

[@LordBloodraven]

Load last Auto Save and take the hit to your immersion.

[@benedictduggan7232]

It’s cardinal rule for Skyrim players, that whenever a piece of food, furniture or weapon falls off its normal position then it may as well have alway been there cus you know dam well you can’t put it back without loading a save that it far too old 😂

[@elevatormusic4000]

Rest in peace, moaning sword. You will be missed.

[@LilBobathan]

Agreed the first time i heard the original i cracked me up R.I.P

[@ryn7782]

@Lord Quin they had to, the first video got taken down because it was unsuitable for audiences. they had to remove some stuff

[@gravytrainn]

😂😂

[@sarcasticshinigami5224]

@@gravytrainn How are the sales for the Falmor Blood Elixir going?

[@CONDEMNED1384]

I just noticed that too

[@gabadaba5436]

I love how the overencumbered movement speed is the base walking speed, but we all feel like it's so slow because we're used to jogging and running

[@CatchTheMarmosets]

*running until our character is about to collapse both lungs, then jogging for 6 seconds and repeating the process

[@NukelearFallout]

Base walking speed in Fallout New Vegas is so bad

[@gustavakerman2566]

PLAYER.SETAV SPEEDMULT 250

[@humanperson9443]

Fallout. You have as much stamina as my shampoo

[@NukelearFallout]

@@humanperson9443 Truu

[@bandicootsauce4569]

"You're not talking your way out of THIS loading screen!" That line will never get old.

[@brandonquist8394]

What if TESVI was just Skyrim with no loading screens? I'd probably still buy it.

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

None of this gets old. I've been rewatching this for a week straight

[@macalla6898]

@@brandonquist8394 don’t give Bethesda any ideas

[@missfortunemain9064]

TRUEEE

[@4heavenly]

Lmao the only thing I try to avoid is the loading screen 😂

[@Joel_Mullins06]

26:58 the idea that the magical dark brotherhood door is just a couple of dudes on the otherside pranking you is hilarious😂

[@sgtbrown4273]

I like it when he's trying to apologize telling him , " look if I would've known, you would have done half thone things" 😂

[@Worldtwentyfive]

Did you notice the hand on the door flips him off at 26:33?

[@Original-Alastor]

@@WorldtwentyfiveI did! 😂 I love Elder Scrolls tbh, I hope they do release another soon. Though it’s unlikely.

[@yoga5631]

I love to think this is after the dragonborn become the leader so they are basically pranking their boss lmao

[@Bomboy792]

One of my favorite bits in the whole thing lmao

[@VVopal]

For those who don't get the Gamer joke, mer is the word for elf. So he's saying he wants to be a professional Gay Elf. (Edit) For the Hammer edition, they're essentially calling them pig elves, which is also smart due to the fact that they are renouned for smithing. Ty Pyjama dan for the Hammer bit didn't catch it myself.

[@pyjamadan9848]

And the hammer joke too, ham (pig) and mer (elf)

[@aryangandhi2599]

thank you, i was so confused and now feel like an idiot

[@reeeew3739]

That that was also kind of obvious but hey thank you for pointing that out to the people who didn’t get it no trying to be salty OK it’s just the way I talk

[@tinman7618]

Time stamp?

[@SolusDarkcoat]

I think I've needed to have that explained to me all sixteen times I've watched this.

[@trevor6223]

Imagine if he put "quicksaving..." at the top everytime there was a scene the dragonvorn got mad at an npc

[@G59forlife.]

You genis

[@painful_fish3083]

@Drew Harris but he kind of does

[@meateater1002]

The quick saving message. How npcs know the are f*cked

[@pyrrol9389]

When NPC's See the Quicksaving Message in the top: *Internal Screaming*

[@munwharf]

I slayed every village now i hate myself:( but it was worth it.

[@salerac6496]

IDC what Bethesda says. THIS is the canon dragonborn.

[@abdosir9724]

Yes

[@goldmyth6778]

Yes

[@jules-d0t-com]

yes

[@jgregory1609]

Yes

[@sharunraj]

yes

[@kieramoore6501]

"what, your mum never levelled up your speechcraft?" always gets me. There are so many classic lines here

[@makeshiftusec992]

Pleeeasaaase just let J'Zargo dieeee

[@Marty-z1y]

You can go sex your own body 😂

[@anais_anais5444]

​@makeshiftusec992 oh come on that's just the depression shout talking

[@Leto85]

I love it how the character keeps leveling up as shown in the loading screens. Even his armor changes accordingly. Details like this really adds something to this series.

[@andrewavakian]

The level 1000 legend 🙌

[@tdoyr]

Why did he start the dawnguard dlc at like level 70 I started at level 13

[@MetalQueerSolidTwinQueers]

Big Brain Shigechi most people usually start it after, or right before they kill Alduin, for instance, I killed him at level 45, started dawnguard at 43

[@Leto85]

@@tdoyr I think he did that because the first parts of this series may came out before the DLCs were released. If that isn't the case, then I think I might have opted this to follow a believable order in which the Dragonborn would do his quests, and then immediately breaks that when the Dawnguard found out he hasn't even killed Alduin yet.

[@tdoyr]

I started dawnguard so early because vampire lord powers would be helpful in the main quest line

[@glitchmaker010]

The Dragonborn is capable of slaughtering dragons, giants, draugs, vampires, werewolves and any other being that breathe. He's capable of learning ancient words that existed longer than most of the living being in Skyrim itself. And he can even tame a dragon and terrorize the skies and bring death from above... But decorating your house is far beyond anything you can ever achieve.

[@Willzb-xk4ew]

Easily do-able by mods

[@عبدالله-ب5ج7ر]

@@Willzb-xk4ew tell me now what mods are you talking abou

[@Willzb-xk4ew]

@@عبدالله-ب5ج7ر mods that place items such as weapon racks, display cases etc

[@عبدالله-ب5ج7ر]

@@Willzb-xk4ew I mean what's they're called?

[@Willzb-xk4ew]

@@عبدالله-ب5ج7ر im gonna have to search for them cause i uninstalled then reinstalled skyrim

[@jmoxie]

Okay soul trapping the ebony warrior is fine but putting him next to nazeem, that's just cruel

[@jmoxie]

@Zackery Mathias should have dropped the wooden sword in the soul carin

[@SpartakTH]

And dragonborn is racist, because ebony warrior is Redguard!

[@ibnmuhammad886]

@@SpartakTH how

[@vexile1239]

... I enchant a dagger with nazeem soul and dump it in apocrypha ocean

[@calobrien5109]

@@ibnmuhammad886”red guard please” think about it

[@OrigTarpsMcGarps]

I've watched this probably 20 times over the years and I just finally got the gamer joke. Totally didn't even think about how Elder Scrolls calls elves Mer.

[@damiendingus-xp6ki]

All elves in all divisions are Mer. The Lord of The Rings, World of Warcraft, The Elder Scrolls, all of it.

[@LogicAndCompassion]

Uhh.... Ohhh!! Now I get it too. Lol.

[@Alastor-W3NDIGO]

oh....OHHHHH

[@laisthechip4999]

Well, in Warcraft they’re all Dorei, but close enough

[@Formoka]

And now you’re the reason I got the joke. 😂

[@joshuapoe3867]

“‘Men only want one thing and it is fucking disgusting” Dead Nazeen

[@kekero540]

Kill nazeem speedrun 4:28 seconds world record. Any%

[@ocefloww]

I got news for you. I went in Whiterun and found him, then he teleported in the sky, fell down, and died. Idk what happened.

[@advertisingadrian]

@@ocefloww He went to the cloud district

[@xx_xboxusername_xx3914]

In fact not disgusting

[@nerdking731]

@@advertisingadrian I'm wheezing like a cancer patient.

[@MCJAproductions]

Serana: is this mens armor? Dragonborn: Oh yea sorry i couldnt get your exact measurements from the friendzone Me: Wheezing

[@themaskfiend2403]

Yea that shit was funny

[@tornadophantom4027]

That is Divine tier comedy

[@TheHornedKing_27]

Lmao

[@realzachfluke1]

Also me: Koffing 😂😂😂😂

[@firerosenight6937]

Even sheogorath is laughing from this

[@azerealm6616]

This is a masterpiece. The only thing he forgot was how we inevitably all end up becoming stealth archers.

[@seanzoz]

Inevitable is the right word

[@namegoeshere8564]

The dark brotherhood led me down that path

[@deralex3051]

Glad i'm not the only one who starts a new game thinking:“ This Time i'll do Two-Handers!“...for like an Hour...

[@_confused_jaxx_]

I want to deny this. I really do. But alas, I cannot

[@kayozkayotic5444]

I usually become a battle mage so i can heal myself while i whack enemies

[@mosessierra9076]

I think the sentence “Although to be fair even though they’re rare you might want to prepare for the Werebears there.” Has to be my favorite sentence ever 😂

[@TAC0CAT420]

“What they travel in packs”

[@loganboehnlein2738]

Serana: "Oh thanks for the armor I- is this Men's Armor?" Dovahkiin: "Oh yeah well, I couldn't get your exact measurements from all the way over here in the Friend Zone."

[@molcatz9634]

Girl gonna need a potion of extreme healing for that sick burn 😎

[@BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore]

@@molcatz9634 ultimate*

[@GabrielMicheal77710]

Also by the way, We don't know if vampires have reflections or not in Skyrim. But since they have shadows, I'm going to say that they do have reflections.

[@Jürgen_von_Schumacher]

Is it possible to marry Serana without mods? I made a whole vampire character that I ended up deleting because she wouldn't let me marry her 😂

[@damiendingus-xp6ki]

Ikr. Can't even marry Serana in-game. Biggest bad bug ever.

[@ionceateapinecone]

The claw puzzles were made intentionally easy because those doors aren’t to keep people out, they’re there to keep draugr in. The claws are basically a test to make sure you’r brain isn’t dust.

[@Alex-mq6qi]

28:50

[@Erebos931]

@@Alex-mq6qi 😂

[@khabibmcgregor3592]

Your* seems like your brain is dust

[@ravendyer8895]

Even so, if the doors are built to keep draugr in and not people out, then why have a combination at all? Just make a key and be done with it. The ancient nords were so extra.

[@_pizzaboy9631]

>The claw puzzles was to keep draugr in >Have to kill like 30 draugr before reaching the goddamn door. Either the Ancient Nords are so stupid that they built the dungeon in reverse or Bethesda just rather making up some shitty lore to hide the fact that they loves pandering their imaginary kindergarten fans than making the game more challenging.

[@Darth_Rhidian]

Dragonborne: “You know you can walk in the sun right?” Harkon: “Yeah it’s fucking annoying.” I feel that.

[@khabibmcgregor3592]

Lol trying to use these mainstream crap. It's felt*

[@mileschow5961]

“Your vampire blood boils in the sunlight”

[@LilMcMoffett]

@@mileschow5961 doesn't damage you like it used to in Oblivion though.

[@rockowlgamer631]

@@LilMcMoffett oh yeah Oblivion sucks for vampires for sure

[@dakotablair1205]

@@khabibmcgregor3592 “Shut up, bitch.” -The Rock

[@bobboy8543]

Even after all this time my favorite skit is mirakk slowly going into an existential crisis while flailing his “sword” around.

[@ianjames1754]

It can’t be… _(flop, flop)_ Oh, no…

[@JesusChristTheQueerProfit]

Its what he deserves for stealing dragon souls from me for the last 5 years

[@thegoldencross2004]

It's crazy to think that this was all done by one person. And this was the type of stuff I grew up on, so of course I'm reliving my childhood

[@mikalerow2188]

69th like, I'm your hero

[@thegoldencross2004]

@@mikalerow2188 congrats?

[@omnical6135]

@@mikalerow2188 why'd you say you're his hero? that sounds kind of pretentious

[@DomyTheMad420]

"a brothel temple?" "you mean a bremple?" still knocks me on my ass every time, that delivery lmao

[@runtergerutscht4401]

You could also just call it a temple of dibella

[@dr.bright6272]

@@runtergerutscht4401 I was just about to say that

[@beatemeyer1242]

@@dr.bright6272 me too

[@-shmeckle-]

time stamp?

[@qwerty-cr8yj]

@@-shmeckle- 44:50

[@therealshrimpfr]

"There's alchemy here." "You mean chemistry?" "It's so much more than that" Best pickup line evwr

[@goldenlynelslayer4096]

First comment?

[@goldenlynelslayer4096]

Reply*

[@neutralnet7718]

20:26 Anyone else remember when the enchanted sword swings were moans?

[@tarheelpro87]

Yeah i do. Did he reupload this? Cause i remember i first watched this when i was much younger before 2020, thought this was way older.

[@yonatanbehar3322]

​@@tarheelpro87the last vid was taken down because of the moans

[@c0mplex564]

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[@tarheelpro87]

@@yonatanbehar3322 figured since everything else is as i remember it

[@lotaryguy12]

That wasn't the video it was just your mom doing her job next door

[@TheOtherJunodog]

Hermaeus Mora reading “Goodnight Moon” is something that I never knew I needed in my life. Thank you.

[@WhoTookMyMirr]

I wouldn't mind a somewhat serious rendition of the book like that. His voice already makes me sleepy

[@deusexvesania1702]

Thanks to your comment I just realized that, all giggles aside, that would actually be canon, given Mora's nature.

[@ocefloww]

In my run, when the dragonborn dlc cultists attacked me, Adrianne decided to help me attack them. She ended up dying very quickly. After that, I got some unique dialogue from the warmaiden shop owner. -Who forges your weapons? "Since Adrianne's death, I had to buy them from the kahjiit caravans. I tried forging them myself, but I'm no good with the forge."

[@GatorDontPlayNoShit69]

That’s kinda sad :(

[@ledumpsterfire6474]

It's a shame that in every Bethesda game, they mostly focus on that kind of detail only for the areas you'll run into in the first hour or two, and everywhere else is almost completely devoid of any dynamicism.

[@necroarcanistxiii]

@@ledumpsterfire6474 There are tons of minuscule details that take forever to notice. Supposedly there's unique dialogue from Esbern in "Season Unending" if you killed Paarthunax before that point. If only the game let you use the Elder Scroll to go back and talk yourself out of it afterward. The Last Dragonborn _is_ pretty reasonable.

[@YorSimp]

Ooooo

[@Goremize]

@@ledumpsterfire6474 Its actually the same for a LOT of shops in the game. Say if you kill/ the blacksmith in Riften and then return later, a new guy is at the forge saying he was an apprentice who studied under the original one. Seems like almost every shop in the entire game has someone who takes over from the previous owner, as if you kill inn keeper and other shops during the 2nd thieves guild quest, they each get replaced. Though the inn one is weird cause if you kill her, you can still do the male lizards quest for the marriage jewels... even though shes ded.

[@ghostsuru8429]

"Welp, this is my life now. Trapped in this soul gem until someone shatters me to enchant a pair of underwear..." "Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying...Of course you don't." Me: "Oh god..." The comedy for this series was top notch.

[@JoJo-bs1in]

New here, explanation pleass?

[@jordansmith2042]

@@JoJo-bs1in it's the most annoying NPC you'll ever find in the whole game. You'll be minding your business going to a blacksmith or whatever and the second you pass him, he hits you with the "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Makes me wanna shout spam him constantly.

[@lavish263team5]

@@jordansmith2042 most annoying npc, with the exception of those damn children

[@sekijokes451]

Best part is that after being used to enchant a pair of underwear Nazeem and the Ebony Warrior get to enjoy an eternity in the Soul Cairn.

[@davidwoods7408]

That was damn funny! I snorted coffee over that!

[@Original-Alastor]

The Dragonborn: Can kill Miraak and save Nirn 100x over and can end it too Also the Dragonborn: Can’t place a candle on the table without it falling over

[@FlaccidPancake]

The dragonborn is too strong, they can't control their power 😔

[@Original-Alastor]

@@FlaccidPancakeFr 🥲

[@Rachelauren]

"We have alchemy here You..you mean chemistry It's so much more than that." This is the best Skyrim pickup line

[@carlwebber4094]

Yup I gonna ty that I'll tell you how it goes

[@Icantfindthefork]

I don't get it context please

[@alecLogan]

Icantfindthefork Alchemy is a skill in the game, but as a pickup line it gets the other person to say “we have chemistry” and there’s the option to one-up that a step further. I think. I may have also missed the joke myself.

[@TheRetrostorian]

I was kind of dtf when he said that myself.

[@joelyt1682]

*Unrealistic, Skyrim doesn't have short loading screens.*

[@drivingstudios6151]

PSVR loading screens are short

[@freewheelburning8834]

slower if your playing from the disk

[@StarkSpider24]

They patched that on the Switch I think..

[@shift7808]

Realistic for me. If anything, mine take less time

[@luisnyric2459]

in fact i cant even read the tips on mine because i dont have hobbies and bought a pc for way too much money

[@shouta2467]

I love how you level up in the loading screens as the series progresses

[@dogbackwards7658]

I'll always find it funny that some random whiterun guard is out adventuring in an ancient nord ruin

[@Some_Really_Random_Dude.]

Well, he used to be an adventurer before taking several dozen poisoned darts to the knee.

[@saltations_]

"Can't get any worse than this..." "..." "dO yOu gO tO tHe cLoUd DiStRiCt vErY oFtEn"

[@MetalQueerSolidTwinQueers]

cyclone “Eh WhAt Am I sAyInG, oF cOuRsE yOu DoN’T”

[@thecookiemaster41]

*OH MY FU**ING GOD*

[@dr.bright6272]

I would've used Mr. Cloud District instantly

[@TtheDM1005]

@@dr.bright6272 I would've saved him to torture others.

[@PupperTiggle]

AAAAHHHH MY EARS

[@CauseIGotAMeathammer]

“What say you in your defense, SHUT UP I heard about you and your honeyed words”

[@lostsouls1919]

"You're not talking away out of this loading screen"

[@ther_ternum6712]

Feminism at its best.

[@saltedpeppers6825]

The US divorce court system @ men

[@james_da_gr8338]

I like how J'zargo can read his AIDS letter when he's blind

[@christopheredwards9904]

Nah, Dovahkiin fixed it with the side effect of having to use his depression shout

[@Baldmaxx]

I think it's his test for Testemper because he's a cat.

[@KyleNunn213]

Dont shouts wear off?

[@david50x84]

@@astolfofansunny4047 *The more you know* ⭐

[@guts60]

@James_da_gr8 If you look not very hard at all you can see J’zargo’s pupils come back. Shouts do wear off.

[@wept2_]

i love how he became more confident over time

[@damiendingus-xp6ki]

Realistic

[@TUUK2006]

And upgrades his armour through the correct types from the skill tree.

[@wept2_]

@TUUK2006 No orkish, tho

[@josephmort4039]

22:24 I spent twenty minutes trying to put a Dwemer cup on my nighstand in Breezehome once to simulate the water bottle I keep near by bed. I FINALLY get it set up and then leave. I come home later, walk in my bedroom and for NO god damn reason it flies off the table and then Lydia yells at me for leaving trash everywhere!

[@zl2240]

It’s a familiar feeling

[@ichbinjasokreativ2452]

if you want to place something in your house you need to throw it on the ground and leave, then come back in (doesnt matter if you come back immediatly or later). once it has been loaded inside the house via loading screen, you can then move it to whatever placement you want and it will stay there. but it must be loaded as part of the house at least once.

[@the-fog-is-here]

I spent like 20 minutes trying to put a sweet roll on a plate and when i finally did my wife goes, "hey you dropped this, lucky for you i found it before someone else did" and put it back in my inventory. Long story short, i sacrificed her for ebony mail armour.

[@DanF5264]

@@ichbinjasokreativ2452 I'll have to try that out later. I just figured it was impossible.

[@heededshadow509]

@@the-fog-is-here I decapitated my wife. What I didn’t expect is that she literally tried to WALK IT OFF. If I tried to talk to her, the camera panned to the head on the floor.

[@RomanumChristum]

"Basically we give them a torch and a map to the nearest imperial camp" lol, I fucking died

[@Jamarvious_]

They are immortal lol

[@tausiftaha12]

So did the imperials at the camp..

[@JH-zs3bs]

me too. 😁

[@GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN]

Lol

[@eggflaireon7918]

Only the imperial officer survives the children

[@Chattypuppytv]

"There's gotta be a better way to learn this than becoming a fucking cannibal" something tells me Namira didn't get a new follower this playthrough

[@bonniefazman9065]

No, no they didn't get a new follower.

[@akiamini4006]

Nice ! Qlso means brother what at the Markarth underkeep got to keep livin lol

[@leeman27534]

hell, one of the cheats i like to use is solely to enable me to enchant a ring with namira's effect and the hiricine curse. whether i'm getting my furry on or not, i want to be able to use bandits as snack packs

[@Snuset]

20:47 I still come back to this masterpiece every year, and still point out that youtube forcibly changed the sword sound from moaning to cat sounds and chicken sound. It's still hilarious though.

[@Otterdisappointment]

I legit remember the original vividly

[@mr_brownyt4388]

After so long of rewatching this video, the bar "those guys (skeletons) used to be the shit back in the day" finally hit me. Because skeletons used to be considerably stonger enemies and every elder scrolls game they get weaker, fun little detail

[@bunnitomoe3866]

Ah Skeletons and goblins, the enemies you never want to encounter when you a high lvl character back in Oblivion, i call them "Stagger scumbag" when i was young

[@elcaponeholyemperorofnj1169]

They were also warriors

[@neosavior9305]

I think he was leaning towards those guys being great warriors when they were alive. Even in 3 skeletons weren't super strong enemies, and in 4 the high level zombies were tougher than their skeletal counterparts. In the first two they were only tough til you got the right armor and weapon, which was any blunt good blunt weapon. Those have always done more damage to skeletons and enemies made from stone etc

[@johnnychoctaw]

They also use to be alive. 😂

[@joshuadelaughter]

@@bunnitomoe3866 Headless zombies are the most dangerous in Oblivion. Absolute stunlock madness.

[@MossyDawn]

You never know how much you appreciate a joke until it's censored. R.I.P the enchanted sword joke being actually funny.

[@G59forlife.]

Before it was censored I was too young to understand and find it funny :(

[@mako5474]

What was the original joke?

[@grantpalmer8818]

If you google senile scribbles and find the Reddit post of the original video skip to 19:45

[@G59forlife.]

@@grantpalmer8818 You dropped this 👑

[@tyronelannister9922]

@@mako5474 the sword played dog porm

[@anjhindul]

"can you even lift a great sword?" "I don't know, haven't really tried, just helps me when I tinkle" I Lost it, that was HILARIOUS!

[@kphvro1807]

Best line

[@Z1NC0X]

There was a bit more to that sentence, it was : “besides, only a fucking fool would were something like this shit”

[@emperorducks741]

@@Z1NC0X yeah i notice that was cut out, dont know why tho

[@hinkelstein1494]

tinkle is like taking a piss, right?

[@dude7813]

Must be heavy.

[@AJsMillions]

Love rewatching the alchemy guy: "Sho, you wanna learn about alchemy do you?" Got the biggest laugh out of my mum when she asked how I make dinner: "OK, just take every ingredient you have at your disposal and then just start... *cue arm movements* mixing them all together!"

[@seanzoz]

Well Fools, after 3 years of being live and roughly 16.3 million views :) our beloved "Senile Scribbles: Full Series" video has been struck down by YT... It has been deemed unsuitable for advertisers, effectively killing it where it stood, in both revenue and exposure... Being the beacon of hope and positivity that I am :D I've tried to use this opportunity to create an even more complete and comprehensive collection of the series than before, as well as fix a few of the issues in the video that I think caused the problem. This video removes the jester closing screens at the end of each episodes and replaces them with new loading screens. I've also included all of the bonus episodes and bloopers into the mix. I'm not sure if I will have to make even more adjustments to the video and upload it again, but lets hope that maybe with a few of these minor tweaks that YT lets this version stand.

[@Someone-vz1uq]

Finally it’s back

[@nathanbundy5651]

Absolutely love this! The original kept me out of a dark place many times. Love the videos!

[@parabiology1014]

Your vids were ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!! Don’t give up!!! I always wished you’d do a bunch more! 👍😄

[@gilliancotton-graves2759]

I was wondering what happened. Glad it's back 😁😁😁

[@solishifter687]

Good luck!

[@kingdonut8272]

Dragonborn: Racial equality? Stormcloak: *Define equality*

[@mr.potato2223]

no cats or lizards

[@mr.potato2223]

Or elves

[@mig9941]

Goddamn dark elves

[@Bernerdherbald]

High elves***

[@BlazeStar00]

Stormcloak's definition of equality is "Underpay young and old non-nords despite their hard work outside the city in the harsh cold" ...Yeah I don't see how they are a good choice unless the player is a nord themselves. They want to fight the Thalmors because they treat every other races as inferior... Sure, that would be the main argument to join the Stormcloaks.... But that's pratically what Nords do (if not worse) with those that aren't nords. As an Argonian player, would I rather get Thalmor boots over my face, or Nord boots over my face? One would just look down on me as inferior... the other will do that too AND forbid you of basic rights because you're born of the wrong race.

[@thegreycrusader]

Let get this back up to the millions of views it deserves.

[@YScourgeOfTheStars]

Just realised how the Dragonborn must look to npcs, like he just appears, and runs around for a while going in and out of a random tavern, and then spends about ten minutes forging 600 golden rings and then starts talking to everyone like a drunk Breton, and then just fucking vanishes

[@aleksm.1863]

'Do you have a friend or family member with a Skooma addiction? Well, unfortunately, there is a dragon crisis going on and no one cares.' That one hits harder the longer you think about it.

[@Merry_chrysler]

@Darin Morris sure thing! It's a joke.

[@frazza5503]

Timestamp?

[@KopperNeoman]

Welp, found Inigo's account.

[@lachlanv.b.7783]

@@frazza5503 11:40

[@diablo8653]

To put it in different words... well if you have a friend or family member with a alchole addiction theres a pandemic going on so nobody cares thats practically what it means

[@darc22005]

"Hey Jzargo just gave you the map, he didnt build the fucking place" I wish the companions gave me snark like that lol

[@johndoe-uz2kc]

The walking slowly to the women to sell everything and not wanting to leave a single slightly valuable thing behind is speaking to me.

[@proudamerican183]

Hoard everything then sell everything. Best way to play

[@VoidZeroNothing]

Just, like... Pull out a dagger and power swing while walking. Sure, maybe you'd accidentally hit somebody, but... Like... Just don't do that. Hail Sithis.

[@LilMcMoffett]

@@VoidZeroNothing psst, hey, I know who you are. Hail Sithis!

[@patrickm2912]

Me too. Then I get the power from the black book to summon a daedra follower to give stuff to, or summon the daedra merchant to sell to 😂😂

[@proudamerican183]

@@patrickm2912 More efficient . . . but not as much fun. 🤭

[@theauditor3224]

having children on the frontlines is actual a great strategy for winning wars considering their completely immortal and seemingly feel little to no pain

[@lostknightsstudios]

Poor Jzargo. He spent his whole life attempting to hone his magical skills, went into crippling debt with the Winterhold jarl, and through sheer determination and force of will, avoided obtaining a skooma addiction like his poor lost khajitt friends... All so he could finally use his abilities to achieve every feline's dream. To catch that goddamn laser pointer.

[@G59forlife.]

Sexy crocodiles!

[@Scorpio1721]

He even sold his soul to Hermaus Mora for ancient knowledge...all for naught!

[@G59forlife.]

@@Scorpio1721 Sexy crocodiles!

[@bonniefazman9065]

Laser pointers are a menace to all, they must be stopped!!!!

[@persuisixh4804]

This is priceless

[@Max.of.Swampia]

"This flower is for a potion" "It's about time I learned something about alchemy" Wait...

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

He never got a chance to really learn cause they kept arresting him

[@udozocklein6023]

@@nyotamwuaji6484 taking the poor ingredient away, repeadetly.

[@100sleepeon3]

No matters how hard i laughed , i will always remember that in Senile Scribles canon , Dragonborn once listened Delphine about kill Paarthurnax...

[@2643-w8i]

If you even considered killing Paathurnax, ur dead to me

[@thebananaman7010]

There is a mod that makes it so you do not have to kill Paarthurnax

[@ajamask7140]

@@thebananaman7010 why do you need a Mod just don't kill him

[@isaacjohnson9226]

@@ajamask7140 because the “kill paarthurnax” quest will be in your quest thingy and if your tryina finish all of em and you don’t wanna do that one, you can use the mod to finish it without killing him

[@ammagon4519]

I didn't kill Pharty in mine since my brother already did it

[@Solidified_Lava]

Ive watched this so many times and now ive gotten skyrim. Playing my first playthrough right now and im addicted

[@burningwinner6307]

FRRR

[@jarloftamriel9359]

FIRST PLAYTHROUGH IN 2024??!?!? Dude I hope you enjoy this absolute masterpiece of a game and hopefully you'll join us in trying to figure out every single reference in this parody 😂😂 watch the skies, traveller

[@Dr_Dawn]

Is it just me or does the Stormcloak and imperial recruiters sound like a couple that needs marriage counselling

[@curtismcpsycho8212]

Wait you're on to something kinda makes sense too look at the way the hesitate to answer the gay marriage question.

[@harrisonmartin733]

Thats the joke... And gay means happy.

[@GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN]

Yeah they meant it like why would you not have a happy marriage.

[@curtismcpsycho8212]

@@GETOUTOFMYSKINNNN they don't wanna get executed lol

[@bonniefazman9065]

Nope, we all agree. They need the counselling.

[@thepartyingghost2162]

Only true fans will remember the enchanted sword sounds were originally "oh yah oh yah bark/growl"

[@DANNY1TDM]

HELLO

[@WLF_Six]

Yup

[@themaskfiend2403]

Yea yt to sensitive now

[@harryrobertson5593]

Oh myyyyy...yeah, miss that particular line.

[@omnical6135]

my best guess is that youtube forced him to change it or he'd get demonetized but what's weird is that if you watch it again episodically (by watching the episodes and not the collection) it still has the sword moaning

[@kendallmcdonald3130]

“Please don’t tell me that’s a human heart” “Well, they say love hurts. You know? So...”

[@kendallmcdonald3130]

Also, I just wanted to say that it kind of makes me mad that KZbin will constantly be marking videos as unadvertisable and then make those very same ads about sexual things and stuff that is also very in appropriate for children...

[@TheViertelvordrei]

Or "love hearts" ... that went past me so many times ...

[@LethalByChoice]

STOP! Look, there's got to be a better way to learn this than becoming a FUCKING CANNIBAL!!!!!!

[@devonsumner9958]

"ok.. guess it's time to move unto lesson number 2.. get all the ingredients you have at your disposal & just start.. fcken mixin' em all together!"😂😂

[@beanface7408]

@@kendallmcdonald3130 I know! I get ads about that kind of stuff a lot. I will present the logic I think they use. YT: So this person is up past 8 p.m. and isn't watching content made specifically for kids? Ok they're either an internet creep or an insomniac. We aren't going to even consider the possibility that they just have some free time Also YT: Oh my god! This person said the f-word! They shouldn't be doing this! I must demonetize them! I think this makes no sense at all. Often times just the very first sentence of those ads is filthy

[@ladyalicent705]

Omg, after YEARS of watching and rewatching this series, I FINALLY get the joke about the Spriggan getting hit by an arrow! For years I thought maybe a follower shot her offscreen, but I just now realised that when she knocked the Dragonborn over, she inadvertently made him fire his arrow into the air, so it came back down and killed her! Literally only just realised this!

[@ajduong]

It puts a whole new meaning to "you need to back up"

[@savannhcowboy9715]

Are you serious

[@mcbdllc2848]

It's a triangle of death 😂

[@benjamins.10]

When I hear the voices of these characters in the actual game now they sound wrong because I've watched this so many times, 😂

[@seanzoz]

🙌

[@KingZach284]

Same Especially when hearing the Dragonborn's voice. *Wait..*

[@benjamins.10]

@@KingZach284 😂

[@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly]

@@KingZach284 it is always a deep voice like *FUS RO DAHH*

[@theGreatjohn8271]

Noooooooo not the moaning sword, youtube you cruel, cruel bastards.

[@YuudaiGH]

Dude we must revolt! You and me let’s take those evil bastards down!

[@Stormfire1777]

Let’s charge, you crazy mother****ers! Let’s burn their buildings to the ground! Destroy their servers.

[@Stormfire1777]

Can’t even say curse words without shit getting deleted

[@YuudaiGH]

Viva la revolución!!!

[@Vulpine407]

Folks, if it's any consolation, episode 6 still has the original sounds. ...for now.

[@jwruwghuy11]

"A professional Gay-Mer." I just got that joke.

[@disturbedpyro4511]

I love how his tunic turns pink!!

[@christopheredwards9904]

@@disturbedpyro4511 if you look at the scene well, you can see the dragonborn sneaking up behind him and taking his stuff, little by little, that's why his robes "turn pink." if you see him without an amulet, you missed your chance to see the Dovahkiin.

[@killzorful]

I got the Ham-mer joke just now

[@hiddio]

Daniel Tapner wait, did you just explain that joke to someone who got the joke?

[@thecookiemaster41]

*OOOOOHHHH*

[@Misted802]

I love the gag at 4:52 where he pulls out another dagger of humiliation which accordingly doesnt exist, love this series

[@runzumarun4925]

The door scene for the dark Brotherhood is and always will be my favorite

[@zodiac1207]

That and anything with the Red Nirnroot

[@JH-zs3bs]

i almost chocked on my water there. the whole video is hilarious.

[@bigfoot3866]

Same. Reminds me of my DMT breakthrough.

[@kinidiosodlosios6892]

Yea dark humor indeed

[@masudshah7405]

@@bigfoot3866 your dmt breakthrough made you strip ??? Breh these maxhine elves dirty

[@alexesposito6824]

The Imperial/Stormcloak parody was brilliantly done. Down to when the Dragonborn yells and subtly has a shout effect audio. Very thoughtful. Great job in its entirety.

[@khabibmcgregor3592]

Atleast put a timestamp on it dummy

[@Phi_Lix]

@@khabibmcgregor3592 Dude it’s like 2-3 minutes into the video, I think you’re the dummy here

[@sirspongadoodle]

ehh the whole message was sorta weird.. its pretty obvious that the imperials are the better of the 2 sides.

[@henrycrabs3497]

@@sirspongadoodle objectively incorrect

[@sirspongadoodle]

@@henrycrabs3497 no...

[@kuronyra1709]

21:00 "Muuuuurder time!" ... We need a mode with that voice that can be played at random when you unsheathe your sword or get into combat position in-game...

[@Copur_]

borderlands moment

[@AverageCheekiBreeki]

Please somebody make that into a mod

[@FryingPan3]

@@AverageCheekiBreeki Yes.

[@AverageCheekiBreeki]

@@FryingPan3 i await it

[@FuhkYouTubesMom]

@@AverageCheekiBreeki me too

[@thehuckleberry8349]

My favorite thing about the "Yol" part is that if you listen closely they actually do say "Yol Toor Shul". The "shul" is what bleeds into being the roar.

[@daltonrogers5529]

Who's still wandering the lands of skyrim to this day?

[@asrieldreemurr007]

Let me guess, somebody stole your sweetroll

[@maridial4868]

Bethesdabbn puts so many secrets in the game dude

[@Adam870621345]

I'm only 10 years late to the party...

[@stupidityincarnate9863]

I only recently got a disc for Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls V, and it's really fun to play. So many things to do, it's just weeks of roaming a land completing quests, always improving and improving, and resting easy knowing I can always make a new character and do a li'l something different when the campaign ends. It's 2021, and I gladly play skyrim.

[@itzwilza7189]

@Christopher Kilcoyne yeah all my characters have always been stealth and now im finally doing a legionnaire class

[@Liam-Welch]

The stormcloaks tried to start a revolution but didn't print enough pamphlets.

[@marshmallowallen5677]

The only ones that showed up was their moms and their moms’ boyfriends, who they hate

[@legatedovahkiin3771]

General Kenobi

[@Demonslayre]

I think you mean paraphernalia.

[@Liam-Welch]

@@Demonslayre nope

[@ChadKakashi]

Korg would be proud.

[@AK-Drakoin]

Me before playing Skyrim: Heheh, pretty funny. Me after playing Skyrim: This is the most hilarious shit I have ever seen. Me during my second play through: Why is this so true?

[@chainlinksart6524]

Yep, same, I relate to a lot of it, I've just never gotten daedric gear

[@ciel9928]

I don't know what number playthrough I'm even on anymore

[@AK-Drakoin]

@Jimmy Jackson I dunno man maybe I like doing everything I can do in a game before starting over or I feel more committed to my first characters that I make ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@boerepompie8244]

Ive got enough characters from my playtrhoughs to overpopulate oblivion itself 😂

[@zombiedemon1762]

@Boere Pompie. What happens when there is no more room in Oblivion? Do daedra live among us?

[@TackyKnacky]

"Your not talking your way out of this loading screen" is the most canon thing a guard has ever said!

[@mayhare9754]

11:49 I have never seen the College questline summed up more perfectly than this

[@shawnthompson2303]

*Did you go to the cave and talk to the guy?*

[@damiendingus-xp6ki]

He's a cool old man. Sucks Savos Aren died tho.

[@damiendingus-xp6ki]

Don't forget to do that other quest I gave you. Yeah in about 6 months, I got you.

[@DembememTV]

I just realized that they are sending children as suicide grunts

[@joe-bd8bt]

Dont worry, they’re invincible

[@DembememTV]

@@joe-bd8bt oh yeah i forgot

[@lordcommissar7813]

Yah the stormcloaks plan to send them to imperial camps with torches if pretty damm genius

[@TheTrueJevil]

@@lordcommissar7813 but those commanders tho.

[@aidengoes3544]

I love how the guards are so confused about the gay marriage question😂

[@garbageboystinkman4159]

@@genetopotato457 that's the joke. They have all these other bigoted medieval beliefs but gay marriage is a no-brainer for them. "Oh, of course! You should be allowed to marry whoever you please."

[@hbsavage0387]

@@garbageboystinkman4159 my theory is that they themselves are married to each other

[@garbageboystinkman4159]

@@genetopotato457 it's ok bro, if it's any consolation it took me over 5 minutes to get it.

[@malonmido7675]

@@hbsavage0387 Agreed

[@whynotdean8966]

@@genetopotato457 Nah I think you're right.

[@sevenheavens-gj9qq]

37:11 “Then you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna masquerade around this fucking wasteland dressed as one of your cultists and tell people all kinds of shit, like how much you love painting your toenails and brushing other men’s hair.” “You still there?” “…I’m here.” He sounds so defeated.

[@UndercoverDigital]

"Gay Mer..." It took a couple of years but I FINALLY GOT THE JOKE

[@paperfox5292]

oh. my. god. I was just at the part with the pink shirt xD

[@quitkid8727]

I don't get it. I'm very stupid

[@feuerling]

@@UndercoverDigital "Mer" in elder scrolls refers to elves, not fish people.

[@UndercoverDigital]

Yeah, what he said.

[@Blue-vs6fj]

gay elf

[@marcusmalixi1381]

*Dragon:* My scale is an impenetrable armor *Me:* My armor is your mother

[@maxime2445]

Litteraly

[@dr.science_0177]

Do they even produce like organically or magically

[@oDogg0206]

My armor is just ebony ingots and demon hearts

[@ladyselin35]

Laughs in Dwemer Balista

[@TheTrueJevil]

@@dr.science_0177 that is a good question but I really don't want to know the answer

[@Ruuinx]

why does this video have a better plot and character development than the star wars sequels😂

[@seanzoz]

Doesn't everything though.

[@mistermoon9305]

@@seanzoz you have a point

[@CallumDT]

Haha yes

[@asrieldreemurr007]

@@seanzoz who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[@giornogiovanna7659]

Ohmf

[@brandonhelcher3691]

The hiccup and depression shouts. God imagine those in game. Enemy goes to attack, and suddenly stutters. Enemy suddenly sheathes their weapon, and begs for death.

[@CornPiss]

Unrealistic he’s not playing a stealth archer

[@NiroLesi]

Did you just assume his battle class?

[@danelkatz7524]

I usually go ALL OF THEM.

[@brando31799]

I've never in all my years of playing skirim have ever been a stealth archer.

[@醬料人的斜槓人生]

@@brando31799 pretty fun though tbh

[@procerusgigas]

@@brando31799 I've never in all my years of playing skyrim, accidently or purposefully, NOT become a stealth archer.

[@ShaffersWafers]

I'm convinced we all had the same childhood crush in this game, Serana x Dragonborn

[@xdeathxknightx5118]

*Ship I think

[@deanwinchester8650]

Yeah

[@spectralknight7142]

I liked aela before dawnguard but yeah

[@kendallmcdonald3130]

@@xdeathxknightx5118 Seragonborn

[@kendallmcdonald3130]

@@xdeathxknightx5118 Dragerana

[@bingboi69]

Drgonborn: HEY SHES NOT MY WIFE serrana: thank you Me/fanbase: but soon

[@WomanSlayer69420]

“Yet”

[@TheTrueJevil]

I was actually really disappointed you couldn't marry Serana. I don't think there are any vampires you could marry and she would've been perfect

[@Demonslayre]

Well, she's kinda the shiiit

[@ethanwinters9419]

@@Demonslayre I loved that part.

[@SuperDababy2]

@Christopher Kilcoyne "reality can be whatever I want"

[@XxZombie_ZanexX]

Only the real ones will remember the original audio lol

[@SleepyBastard]

The creator made a bunch of changes and I understand why. But the original version was so much funnier.

[@irondan357]

​@@SleepyBastard is it still available online?

[@SleepyBastard]

@@irondan357 not as far as I know

[@patrickpausch982]

​@@SleepyBastard Most noticeable with the enchanted sword. And there are more clips in this than before. I've watched the compilation over and over but today I saw a few of the sketches for the first time in my life.

[@LubosMudrak]

​@@patrickpausch982oh, i just Made a comment about the sword 😅