The Senile Scribbles: Skyrim Parody (THE COLLECTION)

This is the complete collection of all Senile Scribbles: Skyrim animated content. This includes, all bonus episodes, bloopers and multiple brand new loading screens. *Full Easter Egg List Below*
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PROGRAMS USED:
✔After Effects - Animation
✔Photoshop - Artwork
Music:
"Death of Kings" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
➤➤➤Full Dungeon Map: i.imgur.com/iwyPDS2.jpg
EASTER EGG Hints & Timestamps:
⚪Egg 1: (Fire and Blood) 0:35 What could be a more appropriate sigil for the Dragonborn than the Targaryen symbol located on his chest.
⚪Egg 2: (Old Suit) 1:54 The "old" suit of steel plate armor from the very first and original Skyrim Parody walks by the screen.
⚪Egg 3: (Translation) 5:00 (Might have to HD) There's an inscription on the Dragonborn's Steel Helm. It would seem DB has very little respect for Skyrim authority.
⚪Egg 4: (What Goes Up) 5:43 Must come down. Notice a random character falling from the sky after suffering a giant's wroth.
⚪Egg 5: (Odd Combination) 7:06 In the first scene the infamous Pac-Man has interjected himself as one of the combination door inscriptions.
⚪Egg 6: (Snake In The Grass) 8:35 Literally, there is a snake in the grass. Look closely and quickly over the Dragonborn's right shoulder to catch the snake slithering from one bush to another.
⚪Egg 7: (Out of Gas) 13:39 The alchemy table in the background stops smoking temporarily.
⚪Egg 8: (On Your Six) 14:40 You can spot the Dragonborn lurking behind the wealthy elf for the duration of this scene. Can you spot each item DB pickpockets off of the Elf?
⚪Egg 9: (Bad Bat) 15:37 Right as the bad Bandit Captain crouches down to hide he reveals the crest on his chest that boasts the Batman symbol.
⚪Egg 10: (Fountain of Water) 17:52 Don't blink or you'll miss the water fountain (among other things) )on the dungeon map, conveniently placed so that the Dragonborn will not become parched.
⚪Egg 11: (Stabbed in the Back_ground) 18:42 Peep the Dagger of Humiliation from episode 2 stabbed into the table in the background.
⚪Egg 12: (Nice Rack) 22:16 The weapon rack behind the Dragonborn holds some of the most prized weapons from the Game of Thrones parody series.
⚪Egg 13: (Sonic Boom) 24:08 Pause the video as the far end of the Elder Scroll is revealed to see the Sonic The Hedgehog's head adorning the side of the Scroll. (HD recommended)
⚪Egg 14: (X Marks the Man) 24:28 Wouldn't it be interesting if the Dragonborn was an X-man? IDK maybe not, but I put the X-man symbol on his arm band nonetheless.
⚪Egg 15: (A Bad Sign) 26:33 The Black Door at Dawnstar Sanctuary seems to get a little irate with the dragon born and flips him off.
⚪Egg 16: (Big Boned) 27:22 The bones of the slain giant from the previous episode can be seen decorating the landscape in the background.
⚪Egg 17: (Love Rocks) 29:37 Notice the hand on the assassin's stomach change to a different gesture?! It's not the "rock", it's actually sign language for "I Love You".
⚪Egg 18: (Dawnguard Sanctuary) 31:34 Spotting a Dark Brotherhood Assassin is never a good thing, or maybe they're just keeping tabs on their newest initiate. The head of an assassin can be spotted peering over the wood post fence in the background.
⚪Egg 19: (Let There Be Light) 34:05 The candles behind the Dragonborn spontaneously combust into flame after the Dragonborn transforms into his true form.
⚪Egg 20: (Bird Watching) 35:53 Catch the elusive Solstheim Sea Gull as he rests on a post near the harbor in the background.
⚪Egg 21: (Spiderzilla) 39:34 Eyes on the nearest mountain range to catch a freakishly large spider come out of the forest for a little sunbathing just before vanishing behind the dragon's wing.
⚪Egg 22: (There Goes my Ride) 40:37 Spot the dragon flying in the distance near the mountain peaks.
THANKS FOR WATCHING :)

[@kaprory]

Took me SO LONG to realize the guards think the Dragonborn is asking them if they’re against HAPPY marriages.

[@seanzoz]

Everyone gets it in their own time

[@celessilverfrond8944]

It's okay, I've been a fan of this series for years and just realized today. Same with the hammers and gamer lol- the subtle wit is incredible!

[@kaprory]

@@celessilverfrond8944 same! I remember watching them as they came out. Sometimes it just takes watching them again 🤣

[@HekataDoll]

I didnt even realize this until I read this comment

[@Mageb4beauty]

Same

[@opsul.x7241]

Only OG will remember the daedric sword scene when the sword used to moan and then bark

[@atf5813]

“Oh YeAh! Oh YeAh!” *Woof*

[@JuanCarlos-sq4vf]

Never forget

[@Madgerger1205]

Never can forget

[@LividGemGaming]

It was perfect the way it was. Absolute perfection.

[@avrilpeck]

It was amazing

[@Flutter_Aeina]

“Wake up honey. It’s time to rewatch the entire senile scribbles Skyrim parody”

[@Official-Akaza-Dono]

For the 34th time 😅😂

[@Bomboy792]

Watching this while chilling after work lol

[@Imperial_Crow]

Same here lol

[@Asa_ig]

No matter what else I get into, Skyrim always calls me back through this series, it always happens

[@kinidiosodlosios6892]

can someone explain term senile scribbles

[@crazysnake1096]

Fun fact: when you clear out a bandit hive, you will find 5x the gold in the barrels and stuff than the bounty on the bandits.

[@damiendingus-xp6ki]

The More You Know! Lol thanks for this information. It helps.

[@klade5031]

Also true for giant camps. One of the easier ways to get money early game is to make a beeline for the chests without drawing aggro from the giants.

[@spookyboivilla5386]

Also the bandits themselves have cash that adds up at the end

[@bubsterr741]

​@@klade5031goldenhills plantation. Farm wheat. 18k by lvl10.

[@ladyalicent705]

Which isn’t saying much, funnily enough!

[@BigHoffa]

16:55 Courier: I’ve got something I’m supposed to deliver Dragonborn: Dude, how do you find me in the middle of nowhere? Courier: What, you think you’re the only one who gets quest markers?

[@colewilder7353]

Officially cannon

[@christopheredwards9904]

And fast travel abilities, apparently

[@triple_59]

Wow

[@SnootDoot]

I’m trying to find a console PS4 mod to kill them,but I guess ps4 sucks

[@jovannesic7989]

@@SnootDoot i feel you

[@darkesthourstudios]

“You’re not talking your way out of this loading screen” -Skyrim guard

[@dr.bright6272]

I wish that was an actual phrase from the game

[@darkesthourstudios]

Wait a minute, Dr. Bright what are you doing outside of the foundation?

[@Naxthural]

You're god damned right you won't talk your way out!

[@CrystalFoxBlade]

@@darkesthourstudios should i be more worried Dr. Bright is outside the foundation... or that he never responded... Should i run to my personal bunker stockpiled with goods?

[@darkesthourstudios]

@@CrystalFoxBlade *I’m not sure Myself*

[@cerebralmaze]

The segment with the Dovahkiin trying to put the candle back on the table is absolute Golden! 😂😂

[@Im.Yer.Huckleberry]

It's 2011, Thanksgiving weekend, I'm in the middle of a 4- day binge. I spent over an hour trying to put shit back on the fucking table 😂 I finally did the same thing as the clip and didn't look back. 😅 🤣🤣

[@cerebralmaze]

@@Im.Yer.Huckleberry Sometimes I just end up putting the item in a dresser or even sell it. 😂 But so e items like plates and buckets, for some reason I HAVE to put those back. 😁

[@LordBloodraven]

Load last Auto Save and take the hit to your immersion.

[@benedictduggan7232]

It’s cardinal rule for Skyrim players, that whenever a piece of food, furniture or weapon falls off its normal position then it may as well have alway been there cus you know dam well you can’t put it back without loading a save that it far too old 😂

[@richardlandgraf1953]

5:04 is still my favorite bit from this series. "Oh Skyrim is burning and our greatest hope is off picking flowers."

[@kendrajade6688]

AND STEALING THEM AT THAT!

[@mindbonker]

AND chasing butterflies

[@Astra737]

mine is "Nah you gotta go the long way"

[@kenanb2666]

Tradition to rewatch this every time I randomly start playing Skyrim again

[@Theinen84]

Ironically... Rewatching this has made me wanna reinstall and set up some mods lol

[@sumrandomseal694]

I rewatch this then start playing again, I clicked, so now I have to play again.

[@sankton4296]

@@sumrandomseal694 i feel that

[@franklinmckean8438]

Same

[@jaymeek4124]

I've watched this 7 times this week , nonstop playing skyrim 🤣

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Skeletons are terrible in skyrim because of nutrient deficiency; "Milk-Drinker" is an insult in Nord culture, so Nord Skeletons are more fragile because of lack of calcium.

[@woodycooper301]

And we finally have found the most unneeded yet strangly informative thing to know about skyrim

[@wdhtpdominic]

they literally eat wheels of cheese the size of heads in a single sitting though so i think they got calcium under control

[@dylanbell268]

Wouldn’t even be surprised if Bethesda thinks that excuse

[@dr.bright6272]

I actually found a jug of milk for sale in Whiterun. It was being sold by the girl Yosolda is always talking to.

[@fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90]

No, you can find plenty of dairy products throughout Skyrim, not least of which cheese. Milk-drinker is simply meant to suggest someone is a baby. It's not an actual hatred of dairy, and Nords definitely don't have calcium deficiency. I have seen this theory way too many times.

[@Joel_Mullins06]

26:58 the idea that the magical dark brotherhood door is just a couple of dudes on the otherside pranking you is hilarious😂

[@sgtbrown4273]

I like it when he's trying to apologize telling him , " look if I would've known, you would have done half thone things" 😂

[@Worldtwentyfive]

Did you notice the hand on the door flips him off at 26:33?

[@Official-Akaza-Dono]

@@WorldtwentyfiveI did! 😂 I love Elder Scrolls tbh, I hope they do release another soon. Though it’s unlikely.

[@yoga5631]

I love to think this is after the dragonborn become the leader so they are basically pranking their boss lmao

[@Bomboy792]

One of my favorite bits in the whole thing lmao

[@kieramoore6501]

"what, your mum never levelled up your speechcraft?" always gets me. There are so many classic lines here

[@makeshiftusec992]

Pleeeasaaase just let J'Zargo dieeee

[@joshuapoe3867]

“‘Men only want one thing and it is fucking disgusting” Dead Nazeen

[@kekero540]

Kill nazeem speedrun 4:28 seconds world record. Any%

[@ocefloww]

I got news for you. I went in Whiterun and found him, then he teleported in the sky, fell down, and died. Idk what happened.

[@advertisingadrian]

@@ocefloww He went to the cloud district

[@xx_xboxusername_xx3914]

In fact not disgusting

[@nerdking731]

@@advertisingadrian I'm wheezing like a cancer patient.

[@LTD538]

The Dragonborn, Leader of all the guilds in skyrim, guild master of the thieves guild, has recovered the crown of barenziah single handedly, has his own settlement in dawnstar where he has his own group of assassins, thane of all cities, master of all skills in the game, has more gold than anyone else in the entire country, has saved Skyrim from the most powerful dragon on earth, saved solsthiem from another dragonborn, stopped the leader of the most powerful vampire clan from literally blocking out the sun, has the finest armor quality known to man, where even the most skilled blacksmiths would be in awe of how fine quality it is, either gorgeous ebony, intimidating daedric, or badass dragon bone. Quite simply the greatest warrior the world has ever seen. “Let me guess someone stole your sweetroll.”

[@maxime2445]

Yeah, I downloaded a mod to become high king and each time they insult me I use kill the traitor

[@BamBlam]

Someone has too much time on their hands(._.)

[@hunter-ql5uj]

Has also killed about 70 dragons

[@beanface7408]

No you're slightly off. Miraak wanted to take over Solstheim then move on to the entire world. So you save the world at least three times, one for the main story, and two for the Dawnguard and Dragonborn DLCs

[@taifoh5681]

@@maxime2445 bro i been doing the same thing 🤣🤣🤣 so satisfying

[@mosessierra9076]

I think the sentence “Although to be fair even though they’re rare you might want to prepare for the Werebears there.” Has to be my favorite sentence ever 😂

[@TAC0CAT420]

“What they travel in packs”

[@lil_nut420]

Still the best series to date, rewatched this like eight times and still noticing new shit

[@damiendingus-xp6ki]

That'd be your brain recalibrating some information in your memory.

[@annamesser6880]

Yeah, I just noticed the “Gamer” bit

[@lil_nut420]

@@annamesser6880 💀

[@kingligma]

He liked this how ? Thought he stopped this account or died

[@topiheimola69]

the same exact words could be said about the game this parody is of

[@jmoxie]

Okay soul trapping the ebony warrior is fine but putting him next to nazeem, that's just cruel

[@jmoxie]

@Zackery Mathias should have dropped the wooden sword in the soul carin

[@SpartakTH]

And dragonborn is racist, because ebony warrior is Redguard!

[@ibnmuhammad886]

@@SpartakTH how

[@vexile1239]

... I enchant a dagger with nazeem soul and dump it in apocrypha ocean

[@calobrien5109]

@@ibnmuhammad886”red guard please” think about it

[@reanterhog5701]

"Those guys used to be the shit back in the day" Flashbacks to constantly getting staggered by champion skeletons.

[@flowerbud5139]

Don't forget when the higher leveled skeletons summoned their own skeleton minions

[@Garry503]

Those were the days...

[@kirtrich2414]

I red this at the time of the clip

[@theleanbusinessman5431]

@@kirtrich2414 timing 100

[@EiriktheNordAndersen-ju4gl]

@@kirtrich2414 You Red it?

[@darc22005]

"Hey Jzargo just gave you the map, he didnt build the fucking place" I wish the companions gave me snark like that lol

[@bobboy8543]

Even after all this time my favorite skit is mirakk slowly going into an existential crisis while flailing his “sword” around.

[@ianjames1754]

It can’t be… _(flop, flop)_ Oh, no…

[@JesusChristTheQueerProfit]

Its what he deserves for stealing dragon souls from me for the last 5 years

[@elevatormusic4000]

Rest in peace, moaning sword. You will be missed.

[@LilBobathan]

Agreed the first time i heard the original i cracked me up R.I.P

[@ryn7782]

@Lord Quin they had to, the first video got taken down because it was unsuitable for audiences. they had to remove some stuff

[@gravytrainn]

😂😂

[@sarcasticshinigami5224]

@@gravytrainn How are the sales for the Falmor Blood Elixir going?

[@memepers]

For real

[@Schrapulo]

I love how you only changed the sword sounds and a few swears and KZbin is like “yeah that seems about right”

[@seanzoz]

Pretty much

[@vexile12]

Amazing how lame algo is huh

[@Scorpion-fo6tc]

@@seanzoz does J’Zargo have COVID-19?

[@jehtstream2017]

I hate how they changed the sword sounds it was funnier before

[@Codman333]

Yeah. All this "sensitivity" is lame.

[@wept2_]

i love how he became more confident over time

[@damiendingus-xp6ki]

Realistic

[@dogbackwards7658]

I'll always find it funny that some random whiterun guard is out adventuring in an ancient nord ruin

[@IRussian007]

The most philosophical genius is the "giving beggars coin gives you 'gift of charity'. Essentially you buy it making it neither gift nor charity" line. I died.

[@jamestheaverageman6959]

so your a ghost? Me too! :)

[@AerisShenlin]

yes that is an amazingly astute observation. I had always disliked getting the buff but never understood why, until now :)

[@stonedstardestroyer8361]

I suppose it was more of a thing when they made the game as if you played it when the game first came out you wouldn’t know that you gained the gift of charity it would simply be a nice little bonus for doing the good thing if that makes sense

[@IRussian007]

@@jamestheaverageman6959 Ye, it's hard to find a matrix-style computer booth to contact the other side, took me 4 months.

[@IRussian007]

@@stonedstardestroyer8361 That....is actually a good point. Truly charitable people wouldn't look in stats if they got a benefit of some kind but just move on.

[@saltations_]

"Can't get any worse than this..." "..." "dO yOu gO tO tHe cLoUd DiStRiCt vErY oFtEn"

[@Ilovewomenandmen]

cyclone “Eh WhAt Am I sAyInG, oF cOuRsE yOu DoN’T”

[@thecookiemaster41]

*OH MY FU**ING GOD*

[@dr.bright6272]

I would've used Mr. Cloud District instantly

[@TtheDM1005]

@@dr.bright6272 I would've saved him to torture others.

[@PupperTiggle]

AAAAHHHH MY EARS

[@Tarpman707]

I've watched this probably 20 times over the years and I just finally got the gamer joke. Totally didn't even think about how Elder Scrolls calls elves Mer.

[@damiendingus-xp6ki]

All elves in all divisions are Mer. The Lord of The Rings, World of Warcraft, The Elder Scrolls, all of it.

[@LogicAndCompassion]

Uhh.... Ohhh!! Now I get it too. Lol.

[@Alastor-Dragon]

oh....OHHHHH

[@laisthechip4999]

Well, in Warcraft they’re all Dorei, but close enough

[@Formoka]

And now you’re the reason I got the joke. 😂

[@neutralnet7718]

20:26 Anyone else remember when the enchanted sword swings were moans?

[@tarheelpro87]

Yeah i do. Did he reupload this? Cause i remember i first watched this when i was much younger before 2020, thought this was way older.

[@yonatanbehar3322]

​@@tarheelpro87the last vid was taken down because of the moans

[@c0mplex564]

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[@tarheelpro87]

@@yonatanbehar3322 figured since everything else is as i remember it

[@lotaryguy12]

That wasn't the video it was just your mom doing her job next door

[@starkillersneed]

"J'zargo is not your test kitty" Now that's what I call hipocrisy

[@centurion756]

HA

[@athenarubio96]

What about hypokitty?

[@thorodinson292]

@@athenarubio96 gtfo

[@bitofasillygoober]

The hipo be crisy

[@justawhiteguywitharocketla590]

J'zargo is your test kitty

[@salerac6496]

IDC what Bethesda says. THIS is the canon dragonborn.

[@abdosir9724]

Yes

[@goldmyth6778]

Yes

[@kickbutt-julez]

yes

[@jgregory1609]

Yes

[@sharunraj]

yes

[@shaungorham1129]

I wish there was a mod to put these voicelines in the game.

[@damiendingus-xp6ki]

Genius

[@fergusmccallum7751]

There's a new mod which adds voices over the dragonborn line, they're awesome

[@TAC0CAT420]

⁠@@fergusmccallum7751 Please share the mod name with the rest of the class

[@Official-Akaza-Dono]

The Dragonborn: Can kill Miraak and save Nirn 100x over and can end it too Also the Dragonborn: Can’t place a candle on the table without it falling over

[@FlaccidPancake]

The dragonborn is too strong, they can't control their power 😔

[@Official-Akaza-Dono]

@@FlaccidPancakeFr 🥲

[@tybosch6040]

Every time Todd re-released Skyrim, I think the senile scribbles are re-recommended to me. And I’m never disappointed.

[@MyRedHulk]

At this point, I use it as a modding guide.

[@SeanoftheDead549]

I'm playing the switch version now. I own this game on four other systems. Lol

[@kensprivateinvestigation2128]

I miss the original upload before KZbin took it down, but just to show support I rewatch this every month or so.

[@ImSiddis]

​@@SeanoftheDead549 That means you are a part of the problem..

[@PugnaciousProductions]

@@ImSiddis I wouldn’t call it a problem. All it does is allow more people to play Skyrim

[@thepartyingghost2162]

Only true fans will remember the enchanted sword sounds were originally "oh yah oh yah bark/growl"

[@DANNY1TDM]

HELLO

[@WLF_Six]

Yup

[@themaskfiend2403]

Yea yt to sensitive now

[@harryrobertson5593]

Oh myyyyy...yeah, miss that particular line.

[@omnical6135]

my best guess is that youtube forced him to change it or he'd get demonetized but what's weird is that if you watch it again episodically (by watching the episodes and not the collection) it still has the sword moaning

[@OrkishEngineering]

7:41 for anyone who wondered this, the symbols are on the claw, not to keep people out... but to keep the draugr in.

[@crazycookie4645]

So please ignore the dozens of draugr that you run into before even reaching the door.

[@OrkishEngineering]

@@crazycookie4645 maybe they were turned into draugr after the doors were closed? Anyways, this is all Bethesda's reasoning.

[@shakefan1484]

That still doesn't make sense because someone could just open the door and let the Draugr out anyway.

[@OrkishEngineering]

@shakefan1484 again, I found this information in a Bethesda article. ( I don't remember what it was... sorry.) Yeah there's a lot of holes in this, but it's better than nothing I guess. Edit: I remember some book in the game describing them as caretakers for the Nordic ruins they inhabit. Maybe some did get let out, and yet they stay at the entrance guarding it? I don't remember the books name. Unfortunately, the likely awnser is that good game design conflicts with naritive sometimes.

[@Ecthelion842]

@@shakefan1484 the draugr outside are supposed to be guards, the nords who died during the rebellion against the dragon cult. The druagr inside are loyalists who are imprisoned.

[@raymarshall6721]

This video never gets old

[@joelyt1682]

*Unrealistic, Skyrim doesn't have short loading screens.*

[@drivingstudios6151]

PSVR loading screens are short

[@freewheelburning8834]

slower if your playing from the disk

[@StarkSpider24]

They patched that on the Switch I think..

[@shift7808]

Realistic for me. If anything, mine take less time

[@luisnyric2459]

in fact i cant even read the tips on mine because i dont have hobbies and bought a pc for way too much money

[@glitchmaker010]

The Dragonborn is capable of slaughtering dragons, giants, draugs, vampires, werewolves and any other being that breathe. He's capable of learning ancient words that existed longer than most of the living being in Skyrim itself. And he can even tame a dragon and terrorize the skies and bring death from above... But decorating your house is far beyond anything you can ever achieve.

[@Willzb-xk4ew]

Easily do-able by mods

[@user-cl9ww9it8v]

@@Willzb-xk4ew tell me now what mods are you talking abou

[@Willzb-xk4ew]

@@user-cl9ww9it8v mods that place items such as weapon racks, display cases etc

[@user-cl9ww9it8v]

@@Willzb-xk4ew I mean what's they're called?

[@Willzb-xk4ew]

@@user-cl9ww9it8v im gonna have to search for them cause i uninstalled then reinstalled skyrim

[@AJsMillions]

Love rewatching the alchemy guy: "Sho, you wanna learn about alchemy do you?" Got the biggest laugh out of my mum when she asked how I make dinner: "OK, just take every ingredient you have at your disposal and then just start... *cue arm movements* mixing them all together!"

[@alui3619]

Imagine an Elden Ring parody by this man.

[@damiendingus-xp6ki]

Elder Ring will never compare to the vast homeliness and comfortable customs The Elder Scrolls offers and exhibits.

[@isaacA38]

@@fudgepacker2858 probably because unlike skyrim elden ring is not focused on much npc interaction. Skyrim has 100 times better npcs but skyrim also has zero fighting mechanics while elden ring does because its focused on fighting

[@Kris-wo4pj]

​@@fudgepacker2858i only care about an old dragon and laura bailey cuz theyre the only well written npcs in skyrim. Oh and my mod companions kinda. I care more about a girl made of rot, a girl stealing my essance to raise a dead fish god, a pot and a coward braggart in elden ring.

[@TheKueiJin]

​@@damiendingus-xp6ki...as someone that views ER as a failed game by From soft, because they reverted the core gameplay to clunky old Dark Souls, but added their innovations only as gimmicks, thus pissing on years of advance, all to literally make Dark Souls, which they said they wouldn't... It's a stretch to say that Skyrim has anything on any FromSoft game... Yes, everyone here has 1k hours in Skyrim, we all did everything everywhere, all at once. But it is a shamelessly putrid mess of shallow design, coding and gameplay. Its saving features are the way those are put together and its awe inspiring music, theme and visuals. Not graphics, mind you, but visuals. There is no combat. There is barely any magic, hell you need mods to add the more interesting stuff. There is no story, no character. The best frigging companion you have is from a god damned mod. Just Google Inigo. Or Recorder. The crafting system is bad, broken, bullshit, boring, borderline psychotic for production and barely held together by spit. And after all that, yes I am still gonna play Skyrim after I lose the feeling of hatred that the shittiness of the game instills in you.

[@bandicootsauce4569]

"You're not talking your way out of THIS loading screen!" That line will never get old.

[@brandonquist8394]

What if TESVI was just Skyrim with no loading screens? I'd probably still buy it.

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

None of this gets old. I've been rewatching this for a week straight

[@macalla6898]

@@brandonquist8394 don’t give Bethesda any ideas

[@missfortunemain9064]

TRUEEE

[@4heavenly]

Lmao the only thing I try to avoid is the loading screen 😂

[@azerealm6616]

This is a masterpiece. The only thing he forgot was how we inevitably all end up becoming stealth archers.

[@seanzoz]

Inevitable is the right word

[@namegoeshere8564]

The dark brotherhood led me down that path

[@deralex3051]

Glad i'm not the only one who starts a new game thinking:“ This Time i'll do Two-Handers!“...for like an Hour...

[@_confused_jaxx_]

I want to deny this. I really do. But alas, I cannot

[@kayozkayotic5444]

I usually become a battle mage so i can heal myself while i whack enemies

[@XxZombie_GamerxX]

Only the real ones will remember the original audio lol

[@SleepyBastard]

The creator made a bunch of changes and I understand why. But the original version was so much funnier.

[@irondan3575]

​@@SleepyBastard is it still available online?

[@SleepyBastard]

@@irondan3575 not as far as I know

[@patrickpausch982]

​@@SleepyBastard Most noticeable with the enchanted sword. And there are more clips in this than before. I've watched the compilation over and over but today I saw a few of the sketches for the first time in my life.

[@LubosMudrak]

​@@patrickpausch982oh, i just Made a comment about the sword 😅

[@Jacket-Miami1989]

The most unrealistic thing in this video is the short loading screens lol 😂 Edit- How did this become an argument over what platform is better?

[@dreadmonkey6811]

Me experiencing 15 minute loading screens on ps3

[@Jacket-Miami1989]

@@dreadmonkey6811 oh man feels bad atleast it's not as long as GTA loading screens

[@dreadmonkey6811]

@@Jacket-Miami1989 one thing I never experienced with skyrim that I always ran into on gta 5. Infinite loading screens lol

[@Jacket-Miami1989]

@@dreadmonkey6811 lol that's GTA for ya

[@dreadmonkey6811]

@@Jacket-Miami1989 well tbh, it only happened on the 360..when i got the Xbox one..I didn't run into any infinite loading screens..until I got eso

[@caljohnston8625]

The Dark Brotherhood trolling the dragonborn with the black door will never get old...

[@technowings1233]

I can't take the dark brotherhood seriously thanks to this video lol

[@baecotte]

Thats always been my favorite clip. Where they are laughing and telling him to put it in the mail slot 😂

[@khonojeya01]

Agreed 🤣🖐️

[@12caratjules]

I wish 2 prankster assassins were officially in the game now thanks to this vid

[@demon2051]

"Come on bring it, pound me in the mail slot"

[@Leto85]

I love it how the character keeps leveling up as shown in the loading screens. Even his armor changes accordingly. Details like this really adds something to this series.

[@andrewavakian]

The level 1000 legend 🙌

[@tdoyr2119]

Why did he start the dawnguard dlc at like level 70 I started at level 13

[@Ilovewomenandmen]

Big Brain Shigechi most people usually start it after, or right before they kill Alduin, for instance, I killed him at level 45, started dawnguard at 43

[@Leto85]

@@tdoyr2119 I think he did that because the first parts of this series may came out before the DLCs were released. If that isn't the case, then I think I might have opted this to follow a believable order in which the Dragonborn would do his quests, and then immediately breaks that when the Dawnguard found out he hasn't even killed Alduin yet.

[@tdoyr2119]

I started dawnguard so early because vampire lord powers would be helpful in the main quest line

[@ladyalicent705]

Omg, after YEARS of watching and rewatching this series, I FINALLY get the joke about the Spriggan getting hit by an arrow! For years I thought maybe a follower shot her offscreen, but I just now realised that when she knocked the Dragonborn over, she inadvertently made him fire his arrow into the air, so it came back down and killed her! Literally only just realised this!

[@ajduong]

It puts a whole new meaning to "you need to back up"

[@savannhcowboy9715]

Are you serious

[@mcbdllc2848]

It's a triangle of death 😂

[@Snuset]

20:47 I still come back to this masterpiece every year, and still point out that youtube forcibly changed the sword sound from moaning to cat sounds and chicken sound. It's still hilarious though.

[@Otterdisappointment]

I legit remember the original vividly

[@Animehomie6293]

Dragonborne: “You know you can walk in the sun right?” Harkon: “Yeah it’s fucking annoying.” I feel that.

[@khabibmcgregor3592]

Lol trying to use these mainstream crap. It's felt*

[@mileschow5961]

“Your vampire blood boils in the sunlight”

[@LilMcMoffett]

@@mileschow5961 doesn't damage you like it used to in Oblivion though.

[@rockowlgamer631]

@@LilMcMoffett oh yeah Oblivion sucks for vampires for sure

[@dakotablair1205]

@@khabibmcgregor3592 “Shut up, bitch.” -The Rock

[@gabadaba5436]

I love how the overencumbered movement speed is the base walking speed, but we all feel like it's so slow because we're used to jogging and running

[@LTD538]

*running until our character is about to collapse both lungs, then jogging for 6 seconds and repeating the process

[@NukelearFallout]

Base walking speed in Fallout New Vegas is so bad

[@gustavakerman2566]

PLAYER.SETAV SPEEDMULT 250

[@humanperson9443]

Fallout. You have as much stamina as my shampoo

[@NukelearFallout]

@@humanperson9443 Truu

[@DutchVanDerWilly]

Just realised how the Dragonborn must look to npcs, like he just appears, and runs around for a while going in and out of a random tavern, and then spends about ten minutes forging 600 golden rings and then starts talking to everyone like a drunk Breton, and then just fucking vanishes

[@StarboyXL9]

I respect the Dragonborn's persistence with Serana. A man of cultured taste.

[@MCJAproductions]

Serana: is this mens armor? Dragonborn: Oh yea sorry i couldnt get your exact measurements from the friendzone Me: Wheezing

[@themaskfiend2403]

Yea that shit was funny

[@tornadophantom4027]

That is Divine tier comedy

[@TheHornedKing_27]

Lmao

[@realzachfluke1]

Also me: Koffing 😂😂😂😂

[@firerosenight6937]

Even sheogorath is laughing from this

[@kingdonut8272]

Dragonborn: Racial equality? Stormcloak: *Define equality*

[@mr.potato2223]

no cats or lizards

[@mr.potato2223]

Or elves

[@mig9941]

Goddamn dark elves

[@Bernerdherbald]

High elves***

[@BlazeStar00]

Stormcloak's definition of equality is "Underpay young and old non-nords despite their hard work outside the city in the harsh cold" ...Yeah I don't see how they are a good choice unless the player is a nord themselves. They want to fight the Thalmors because they treat every other races as inferior... Sure, that would be the main argument to join the Stormcloaks.... But that's pratically what Nords do (if not worse) with those that aren't nords. As an Argonian player, would I rather get Thalmor boots over my face, or Nord boots over my face? One would just look down on me as inferior... the other will do that too AND forbid you of basic rights because you're born of the wrong race.

[@YOUR_NARRATOR975]

He says it's a parody. We say it's a masterpiece.

[@prismknight353]

“I swear to god I’m gonna steal you fucking soul” never fails to get me everytime I watch this

[@CauseIGotAMeathammer]

“What say you in your defense, SHUT UP I heard about you and your honeyed words”

[@lostsouls1919]

"You're not talking away out of this loading screen"

[@ther_ternum6712]

Feminism at its best.

[@saltedpeppers6825]

The US divorce court system @ men

[@BlessedDog]

When the world needed him the most, he returned

[@kobiimac5131]

The next guy we need to return is filthy Frank / Pink Guy

[@BlessedDog]

@@kobiimac5131 idk never watched his videos

[@kobiimac5131]

they're hilarious if you like weird humor watch 100 accurate life hacks or if you like the same weird messed up humor watch the weeaboo video

[@ThatPellGuy]

It has been years but he has really returned

[@lincolnvance2350]

I love coming back to this channel every once and awhile

[@Aliencatgnarpy]

I love the gag at 4:52 where he pulls out another dagger of humiliation which accordingly doesnt exist, love this series

[@Trephining]

I'm only six minutes into this, and it's awesome. I came here because I searched for "Skyrim series" since I've watched all the episodes available of the Joe Joeman series by Mylque. Next episode comes out Saturday, or at least they are usually Saturdays. Joe Joeman is the hero we all need.

[@alphalightning00frost67]

Cops skyrim is another good series

[@SuperWaleed7]

Joe Joeman for 2023

[@benjamins.10]

When I hear the voices of these characters in the actual game now they sound wrong because I've watched this so many times, 😂

[@seanzoz]

🙌

[@KingZach284]

Same Especially when hearing the Dragonborn's voice. *Wait..*

[@benjamins.10]

@@KingZach284 😂

[@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly]

@@KingZach284 it is always a deep voice like *FUS RO DAHH*

[@TheOtherJunodog]

Hermaeus Mora reading “Goodnight Moon” is something that I never knew I needed in my life. Thank you.

[@WhoTookMyMirr]

I wouldn't mind a somewhat serious rendition of the book like that. His voice already makes me sleepy

[@deusexvesania1702]

Thanks to your comment I just realized that, all giggles aside, that would actually be canon, given Mora's nature.

[@Blessom]

The exchange with the Ebony Warrior is hilarious and accurate 🤣

[@itsdat_nword]

It’s tradition to return to good old Skyrim videos like these and Lord Scatsbury to remind me of better times as a young man wandering through wilderness of Tamriel

[@RussianFederation.gov.]

"Basically we give them a torch and a map to the nearest imperial camp" lol, I fucking died

[@DubiousHutubious]

They are immortal lol

[@tausiftaha12]

So did the imperials at the camp..

[@JH-zs3bs]

me too. 😁

[@mememan6873]

Lol

[@eggflaireon7918]

Only the imperial officer survives the children

[@theGreatjohn8271]

Noooooooo not the moaning sword, youtube you cruel, cruel bastards.

[@YuudaiGH]

Dude we must revolt! You and me let’s take those evil bastards down!

[@Stormfire1777]

Let’s charge, you crazy mother****ers! Let’s burn their buildings to the ground! Destroy their servers.

[@Stormfire1777]

Can’t even say curse words without shit getting deleted

[@YuudaiGH]

Viva la revolución!!!

[@Vulpine407]

Folks, if it's any consolation, episode 6 still has the original sounds. ...for now.

[@thehuckleberry8349]

My favorite thing about the "Yol" part is that if you listen closely they actually do say "Yol Toor Shul". The "shul" is what bleeds into being the roar.

[@brandonhelcher3691]

The hiccup and depression shouts. God imagine those in game. Enemy goes to attack, and suddenly stutters. Enemy suddenly sheathes their weapon, and begs for death.

[@trevor6223]

Imagine if he put "quicksaving..." at the top everytime there was a scene the dragonvorn got mad at an npc

[@G59forlife.]

You genis

[@painful_fish3083]

@Drew Harris but he kind of does

[@meateater1002]

The quick saving message. How npcs know the are f*cked

[@pyrrol9389]

When NPC's See the Quicksaving Message in the top: *Internal Screaming*

[@wharf19]

I slayed every village now i hate myself:( but it was worth it.

[@staeslait2343]

"There's alchemy here." "You mean chemistry?" "It's so much more than that" Best pickup line evwr

[@goldenlynelslayer4096]

First comment?

[@goldenlynelslayer4096]

Reply*

[@theauditor3224]

having children on the frontlines is actual a great strategy for winning wars considering their completely immortal and seemingly feel little to no pain

[@PeteyVon]

35:58 sums up exactly how I feel about Dragon Bone Armor and Stalhrim lol. Makes me laugh every time.

[@james_da_gr8338]

I like how J'zargo can read his AIDS letter when he's blind

[@christopheredwards9904]

Nah, Dovahkiin fixed it with the side effect of having to use his depression shout

[@Baldmaxx]

I think it's his test for Testemper because he's a cat.

[@KyleNunn213]

Dont shouts wear off?

[@david50x84]

@@astolfofansunny4047 *The more you know* ⭐

[@guts60]

@James_da_gr8 If you look not very hard at all you can see J’zargo’s pupils come back. Shouts do wear off.

[@jwruwghuy11]

"A professional Gay-Mer." I just got that joke.

[@disturbedpyro4511]

I love how his tunic turns pink!!

[@christopheredwards9904]

@@disturbedpyro4511 if you look at the scene well, you can see the dragonborn sneaking up behind him and taking his stuff, little by little, that's why his robes "turn pink." if you see him without an amulet, you missed your chance to see the Dovahkiin.

[@killzorful]

I got the Ham-mer joke just now

[@hiddio]

Daniel Tapner wait, did you just explain that joke to someone who got the joke?

[@thecookiemaster41]

*OOOOOHHHH*

[@maggotmoles]

Not me being tempted to rotate the pictures on the waiting menus lmao

[@sevenheavens-gj9qq]

37:11 “Then you know what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna masquerade around this fucking wasteland dressed as one of your cultists and tell people all kinds of shit, like how much you love painting your toenails and brushing other men’s hair.” “You still there?” “…I’m here.” He sounds so defeated.

[@Rachelauren]

"We have alchemy here You..you mean chemistry It's so much more than that." This is the best Skyrim pickup line

[@carlwebber4094]

Yup I gonna ty that I'll tell you how it goes

[@Icantfindthefork]

I don't get it context please

[@alecLogan]

Icantfindthefork Alchemy is a skill in the game, but as a pickup line it gets the other person to say “we have chemistry” and there’s the option to one-up that a step further. I think. I may have also missed the joke myself.

[@heathlowrey3499]

I was kind of dtf when he said that myself.

[@DomyTheMad420]

"a brothel temple?" "you mean a bremple?" still knocks me on my ass every time, that delivery lmao

[@runtergerutscht4401]

You could also just call it a temple of dibella

[@dr.bright6272]

@@runtergerutscht4401 I was just about to say that

[@beatemeyer1242]

@@dr.bright6272 me too

[@-shmeckle-]

time stamp?

[@qwerty-cr8yj]

@@-shmeckle- 44:50

[@nathansteinfromarkham7109]

Killing a man and trapping him in a so gem to leave him next to the most insufferable NPC in all of Skyrim…that’s pure sadism.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

42:13 You have NO IDEA how accurate that is. I have, like, a legendary dwarven shortsword that does 294781548 damage just sitting in a dresser somewhere in my lakeside mansion

[@loganboehnlein2738]

Serana: "Oh thanks for the armor I- is this Men's Armor?" Dovahkiin: "Oh yeah well, I couldn't get your exact measurements from all the way over here in the Friend Zone."

[@molcatz9634]

Girl gonna need a potion of extreme healing for that sick burn 😎

[@BelethorsGeneralGoodsStore]

@@molcatz9634 ultimate*

[@GabrielMicheal77710]

Also by the way, We don't know if vampires have reflections or not in Skyrim. But since they have shadows, I'm going to say that they do have reflections.

[@EinDeutscherPatriot620]

Is it possible to marry Serana without mods? I made a whole vampire character that I ended up deleting because she wouldn't let me marry her 😂

[@damiendingus-xp6ki]

Ikr. Can't even marry Serana in-game. Biggest bad bug ever.

[@kendallmcdonald3130]

“Please don’t tell me that’s a human heart” “Well, they say love hurts. You know? So...”

[@kendallmcdonald3130]

Also, I just wanted to say that it kind of makes me mad that KZbin will constantly be marking videos as unadvertisable and then make those very same ads about sexual things and stuff that is also very in appropriate for children...

[@TheViertelvordrei]

Or "love hearts" ... that went past me so many times ...

[@LethalByChoice]

STOP! Look, there's got to be a better way to learn this than becoming a FUCKING CANNIBAL!!!!!!

[@devonsumner9958]

"ok.. guess it's time to move unto lesson number 2.. get all the ingredients you have at your disposal & just start.. fcken mixin' em all together!"😂😂

[@beanface7408]

@@kendallmcdonald3130 I know! I get ads about that kind of stuff a lot. I will present the logic I think they use. YT: So this person is up past 8 p.m. and isn't watching content made specifically for kids? Ok they're either an internet creep or an insomniac. We aren't going to even consider the possibility that they just have some free time Also YT: Oh my god! This person said the f-word! They shouldn't be doing this! I must demonetize them! I think this makes no sense at all. Often times just the very first sentence of those ads is filthy

[@toomanygrenades]

This is how I get hyped up for Skyrim every time.

[@Mango_Mike]

This is like my 50th time watching it.

[@A_Crimson_Dawn]

Is it just me or does the Stormcloak and imperial recruiters sound like a couple that needs marriage counselling

[@curtismcpsycho8212]

Wait you're on to something kinda makes sense too look at the way the hesitate to answer the gay marriage question.

[@harrisonmartin733]

Thats the joke... And gay means happy.

[@mememan6873]

Yeah they meant it like why would you not have a happy marriage.

[@curtismcpsycho8212]

@@mememan6873 they don't wanna get executed lol

[@bonniefazman9065]

Nope, we all agree. They need the counselling.

[@100sleepeon3]

No matters how hard i laughed , i will always remember that in Senile Scribles canon , Dragonborn once listened Delphine about kill Paarthurnax...

[@user-gg1eo9tg8u]

If you even considered killing Paathurnax, ur dead to me

[@thebananaman7010]

There is a mod that makes it so you do not have to kill Paarthurnax

[@ajamask7140]

@@thebananaman7010 why do you need a Mod just don't kill him

[@isaacjohnson9226]

@@ajamask7140 because the “kill paarthurnax” quest will be in your quest thingy and if your tryina finish all of em and you don’t wanna do that one, you can use the mod to finish it without killing him

[@ammagon4519]

I didn't kill Pharty in mine since my brother already did it

[@biznizguy1618]

“Redguard, please”

[@HikaruKun20]

I just realized the Dark Brotherhood door's hand changed to flipping him off for a second.

[@Chattypuppytv]

"There's gotta be a better way to learn this than becoming a fucking cannibal" something tells me Namira didn't get a new follower this playthrough

[@bonniefazman9065]

No, no they didn't get a new follower.

[@akiamini4006]

Nice ! Qlso means brother what at the Markarth underkeep got to keep livin lol

[@leeman27534]

hell, one of the cheats i like to use is solely to enable me to enchant a ring with namira's effect and the hiricine curse. whether i'm getting my furry on or not, i want to be able to use bandits as snack packs

[@aleksm.1863]

'Do you have a friend or family member with a Skooma addiction? Well, unfortunately, there is a dragon crisis going on and no one cares.' That one hits harder the longer you think about it.

[@Merry_chrysler]

@Darin Morris sure thing! It's a joke.

[@frazza5503]

Timestamp?

[@KopperNeoman]

Welp, found Inigo's account.

[@lachlanv.b.7783]

@@frazza5503 11:40

[@diablo8653]

To put it in different words... well if you have a friend or family member with a alchole addiction theres a pandemic going on so nobody cares thats practically what it means

[@Venkullix]

as much as i still love rewatching this every year or 2 its just not the same because most of my favorite parts were parts that got cut out 😭

[@Devilsubliminals]

what parts got cut out? im just finding this again after ages lol

[@Tumbleflop]

22:52 That's actually a really good point. Numinex HAS to have been a frost dragon cause otherwise Dragonsreach would've just burnt down.

[@Max.of.Swampia]

"This flower is for a potion" "It's about time I learned something about alchemy" Wait...

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

He never got a chance to really learn cause they kept arresting him

[@udozocklein6023]

@@nyotamwuaji6484 taking the poor ingredient away, repeadetly.

[@josephmort4039]

22:24 I spent twenty minutes trying to put a Dwemer cup on my nighstand in Breezehome once to simulate the water bottle I keep near by bed. I FINALLY get it set up and then leave. I come home later, walk in my bedroom and for NO god damn reason it flies off the table and then Lydia yells at me for leaving trash everywhere!

[@zl2240]

It’s a familiar feeling

[@ichbinjasokreativ2452]

if you want to place something in your house you need to throw it on the ground and leave, then come back in (doesnt matter if you come back immediatly or later). once it has been loaded inside the house via loading screen, you can then move it to whatever placement you want and it will stay there. but it must be loaded as part of the house at least once.

[@the-fog-is-here]

I spent like 20 minutes trying to put a sweet roll on a plate and when i finally did my wife goes, "hey you dropped this, lucky for you i found it before someone else did" and put it back in my inventory. Long story short, i sacrificed her for ebony mail armour.

[@danielf5264]

@@ichbinjasokreativ2452 I'll have to try that out later. I just figured it was impossible.

[@heededshadow509]

@@the-fog-is-here I decapitated my wife. What I didn’t expect is that she literally tried to WALK IT OFF. If I tried to talk to her, the camera panned to the head on the floor.

[@hoffman3387]

This video has the same replayability as skyrim.

[@shmeleos3662]

I finally realised that the "hammers" and pro "gamer" was supposed to mean Ham-mer and Gay-mer

[@AK-Drakoin]

Me before playing Skyrim: Heheh, pretty funny. Me after playing Skyrim: This is the most hilarious shit I have ever seen. Me during my second play through: Why is this so true?

[@chainlinksart6524]

Yep, same, I relate to a lot of it, I've just never gotten daedric gear

[@ciel9928]

I don't know what number playthrough I'm even on anymore

[@AK-Drakoin]

@Jimmy Jackson I dunno man maybe I like doing everything I can do in a game before starting over or I feel more committed to my first characters that I make ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@boerepompie8244]

Ive got enough characters from my playtrhoughs to overpopulate oblivion itself 😂

[@zombiedemon1762]

@Boere Pompie. What happens when there is no more room in Oblivion? Do daedra live among us?

[@VVopal]

For those who don't get the Gamer joke, mer is the word for elf. So he's saying he wants to be a professional Gay Elf. (Edit) For the Hammer edition, they're essentially calling them pig elves, which is also smart due to the fact that they are renouned for smithing. Ty Pyjama dan for the Hammer bit didn't catch it myself.

[@pyjamadan9848]

And the hammer joke too, ham (pig) and mer (elf)

[@aryangandhi2599]

thank you, i was so confused and now feel like an idiot

[@reeeew3739]

That that was also kind of obvious but hey thank you for pointing that out to the people who didn’t get it no trying to be salty OK it’s just the way I talk

[@tinman7618]

Time stamp?

[@SolusDarkcoat]

I think I've needed to have that explained to me all sixteen times I've watched this.

[@joshwoodard1692]

J,zargo is the best companion, he is funny asf in these episodes 😂😂

[@StudleyDuderight]

You gave into the fucking censorship. Bring back the Sword of Zoophilia. That shit was hilarious.