A TANK in the BUTT! | Chilled Beats up GaLm (Shellshock Live w/ Friends)

[@bladenight23]

I don't know why Chilled wanted Smarty dead in the beginning. If you have him as your assassin then you're never gonna die...

[@chaosman419]

There are many undeniable facts in this world: water is wet birds have feathers gravity is a constant Galm is not lucky and Chilled has an extreme fascination with butts and the many things that can be put in them and/or done to them

[@radioactivegamer6310]

but... but water is not wet :( :P

[@necoom]

Armor on a corpse isn't going to make it less dead.

[@jefficus_9351]

the one who wins assassin mode is the one who is smarty's target. 100% of the time.

[@lazyninja1793]

Chilled has always been good at handling heavy machinery, so a tank being added in his FortrAss will go great when he needs to plan an Assault.

[@chaosman419]

The amount of lethal weapons Chilled has stored in his ass is legendary

[@cobraglatiator]

hey, ninja man, i heard you can be a bit lazy, i also heard you liked puns, so i thought one up for you: if you ever find yourself fighting chilled in shellshock, and are about to fire killer bees at him, tell him about how wasps are the worst, or just how nice bees usually are, then ask him if he's ever BEEn BEEtrayed. especially do this, if you were previously not shooting each other.

[@Windjammer19]

That was terrible. Have a like.

[@cobraglatiator]

thanks my dude, have a like yourself. i also have a couple more, when shooting stone, i start off a sentence with "THE *BOULDER*-" and if shooting rain, reference a slipknot(metal band) song. "well, If Rain Is What You Want..." not sure if i have others, i might.

[@Windjammer19]

THE *BOULDER* IS GONNA BURY YOUR LITTLE TANK IN A *ROCKALANCH* !

[@angelicaheartwell5590]

Chilled: If you would've done 101 damage I would've cut off my left testicle I'M DECEASED

[@ebonie1206]

I'm betting smarty is actually the best singer of the derp crew, karaoke contest? Happy Birthday John!

[@theslimeassassin3287]

Gear: *exists* Chilled: ima snatch that

[@zatoichi212]

Someone needs to make Galm's scream during the Python shot a freakin soundclip its so amazing hahahh

[@aids9943]

chilled's content has really changed over the years. from golf to then bigfoot erotica

[@paperbagman7515]

(Looks at title of the video) (Thinks of original joke) CriousGamers? More like BiCriousGamers

[@paperbagman7515]

Charles Batman I am aware of that, but this opportunity was too good to pass up I came up with that in december and have been waiting to use it since

[@ddeej]

“Oh no! They’re trying to invade” - Chilled 2018

[@mylesruff5828]

love your shellshock vids man, thanks for posting them

[@Zenith_Guard]

KZbin: *sees "BUTT" in the title of a video :* KZbin: _omae wa mou shindeiru_ Chilled's Monetization: *_N A N I_*

[@CrabLadius]

Smarty was LITERALLY on TOP of Chilled for like 5 rounds and still couldn't even kill him

[@slipperynipple1011]

When chilled locked in that excavation...oh god no...what have you done

[@AbadonXXX]

when rng-sus calls for salt tributes, normally it is galm salt

[@companioncrusader1069]

*Slowly makes titles more and more sexual*

[@RexWort]

Better than any Clickbait titles I seen

[@aids9943]

50 seconds in and chilled is a savage

[@Misanthropolis]

Happy Birthday, John!

[@XanderRaidon]

*Ze gets shot to death* -> *A suit of armor drops on Ze's body* -> Ze: "I HAVE ARMOR! WTF! WHY I'M DEAD?!"

[@triples3273]

I just thought of a new weapon "series" (as it a weapon that has upgraded versions) for Shellshock: The Chilled Chaos weapons. Lvl 1. "Chilled": A weapon that looks like a mario hat that causes Icicles to ramdomly shoot out of the ground (hence the "Chilled" part of the name) within a certain distance of wherever it lands when it hits the ground. So basically you fire it, then it hits the ground and causes icicles to shoot out of the ground randomly. Lvl 2. "Chilled Chaos": It's pretty much the same thing, except this time the icicles do more damage, there's more of them, and they're in a wider area. Lvl 3. "Chilled Chaos w/GLO Tech": The damage, amount, and area of the icicles all get increased again. Except this time when the icicles shoot out of the ground they each target random players (it can be anybody, even yourself and/or your teammates, so long as the person is in the area of affect), much like what the "bounder" weapon series does, but they don't just target a single person and they don't only target the person who's closest, each icicle can target any of the players in the area of effect (meaning some icicles might target the same person, while others would target other players). Lvl 4. "Savant Chilled Chaos w/ GLO Tech": Once again the damage, amount, and area of the icicles is increased, and each of the icicles targets players, but this time (and this would be a first for a weapon in Shellshock) it will show you where your attack will land and how big the AOE is BEFORE you lock in (of course, you'd have to account for wind yourself, and it won't account for changes in the terrain from other peoples' attacks either). Or, if the lvl 4 Chilled wouldn't work because it's too OP, they could add an item into the game (like the Jetpacks, EMPs, etc.) called the "Savant" that will sow you where the weapon will hit (at least up until the first thing the shot collides with, including things such as barriers, portals, black holes, etc.). You are a pretty fricking popular KZbinr that plays A LOT of Shellshock on your channel (which brings a lot of attention to the game), the least they could do to thank you for all the free publicity you've given to their game is by adding SOME sort of Easter egg in the game that's a reference to you.

[@TheMonolith237]

Tanks are always fun, but have you considered trying artillery only?

[@user-dt4wp3xm5y]

Would've been very fitting if the drop in Cheat Codes hit as chilled fired the piñata

[@ramendragon3628]

Awesome as always Chilled!

[@safayaa1237]

You ever like hit the bong so hard with your nose that you start wondering what it would be like to be a cricket?

[@thenarrator9204]

Galm was this videos punching bag, sponsored by Punch Out!

[@Josey_WaIes]

Watching smarty fuck up using the mole in multiple videos is hilarious. He just doesn't learn

[@DoesMahBlockLookBig]

Shell shock a day keeps the depression away

[@gilesking6974]

Chilled , any weapon that spreads like excavators , fire at 45 degrees and they will all hit around the same spot :)

[@michaelmitchell5587]

Hey chilled always enjoy watching you guys play shellshock.

[@Edwardsguy]

Chilled, just a FYI, use excavation like u would fire fleet. 45 degree angle and it lands for about 96 on impact if u direct shot it

[@LouiseEirwen]

I guess someone took the Galm tracker out of the bouncy balls for this set lol

[@chaoticdeathgod143]

Nice perfect way to relax

[@Tipsysmithy]

22 minuets? Chilly you spoil us.

[@sarandipity6894]

it was like rounds of assassination juggernaut over and over and over again..... O.O

[@zom4slayer]

I like the facecam backround

[@That1slywolf]

Anyone else ever try to grab the gears forgetting its a video

[@joellee2442]

target after target -Chilled doesn't know he is targeted by us fans especially StormShaun, I believe-

[@MrNotThatFamous]

haven't played yet but i shall

[@superstarjonesbros]

You shall... shock :)

[@zachalbmaier8593]

You could say it “locks-GaLm” lol

[@ftk-alt]

friend pop up in steam notification "PLAYING MONSTER HUNTER WORLD"

[@yayyo5496]

Alright let's get it on and thinking out loud

[@shawndavis3895]

9:36 (the galm lock on bouncy ball fine print) - only works when galm is low and on your team...

[@PureChaos69]

A tank in the butt?! Sounds like what my girlfriend said to me on-....I think she's about to kill me.

[@nicholascavanaugh5970]

"I wouldn't say that..." - Chilled, after he said that 2:59

[@bookl0ver]

It's the war of the Anthony's!!

[@silentskys777]

Anyone else low key miss the little big planet videos?

[@interstellartravel]

Chilled you should try Scorched Earth, a game in the same style as this from way back in the day that was on dos.

[@tolba6363]

Love the vids keep up the good work

[@pikmaniac2643]

Yeah, the excavation is best fired between 30 and 60 degrees. Certainly not lobbed

[@KingGamerXakaDJ]

Have you tried Battle for Azeroth yet? Are you streaming it - will you be making vids on it?

[@Newb_Killer]

It might be dangerous but these cagers don’t know the fun.

[@grocery292]

I love the vids chilled

[@xsnapcpop]

I really want Smarty to win at least once out of these games....

[@darkusplasma5682]

Love the vids

[@mekhi4744]

Yooo first time being early on a chilled video I feel special

[@mekhi4744]

@@RexWort yes please

[@AllahAkbar-xf9vt]

For a board game can you guys play risk?

[@l33tworm45]

woot new vid

[@tabascosauces209]

did chilled say "oompah"?

[@ToriKlepto]

Hey, Chilled! Is there any way we could see more Neighbor multiplayer? Or just other games than Shellshock?

[@geminitricks2332]

When smarty said "i have stuff but..." I said if you say that you wanna save it wtf

[@kombatbeast9572]

Why does it sound like thriller at the start but its not lol

[@shawnheatherly]

That really is weird of the game to just keep making GaLm your target. RNG can be so fickle.

[@Slick50-]

Yeah my left testicles arm is broken, so I would also sacrifice him.

[@KeeperofthePeace]

Heed my words children, and obey the gospel of Artillery Only! Through suffering shall we achieve paradise!

[@brucehong-baltier7471]

Is smarty’s birthday on the 23rd because if so that’s mine also

[@doctorstraightrazor6251]

One more video and I'll sleep Just one Just one Okay I need to slee-...chilled chaos shellshock live video?... One more video Dx

[@halloween7275]

At 14:43 i was really confident smarty would've killed chilled.

[@hectordiaz4115]

And second lol love you chilled

[@donalddeluxe6407]

im gonna ask this to the fans of chilled, what is it with chilled and butts???? all of his titles have references to butts or the action of doing something sexual to butts like spank.

[@brieflean]

6:04 megaquake?? Idk if it would of killed both

[@r.m.b9675]

Well my name is Mike so I guess that's my new nickname

[@Wyl33_J]

12:28 Isn't that music from Ruse?

[@spudnick2010]

How to win this mode? Have Smarty as your assassin...

[@HeatherWarner97]

Chilled, you're not on top of Ze in the fanfics ;P

[@thebritishpenguin4846]

Ayyy notifications squad what up!!!!

[@crowbarasdfghjkl8081]

Who draws the thumbnails on these videos?

[@CheesyBlueNips]

PowderPlays

[@Matthew_Calmert]

Poor Galm :(

[@michaelcappiello4015]

Never been this early before

[@zionzzz3699]

I love re watching these episodes until i have to re live all of Ze's idiotic moments

[@MonsterMasherify2]

Let's get it

[@randomyoutubeaccount6906]

I have college so I can't watch all, but I'm gonna guess smarties target will win

[@boxed-_-dadom1605]

Well the 23 was

[@4legolover]

What's the music at 14:16

[@lenlatheultimatemod6259]

Where else would you put a tank in?

[@danieljamesbudd]

It always amazes me at how horrible Smarty is at this game

[@skoony2995]

Right? After like 60 levels you would think he would be atleast decent at it..

[@Xp070]

Yes! Like # 600! 👍

[@SPOOKiE_GRND]

Someone needs to find out the % of games won by the person that is targeted by Smarty.

[@delaney6413]

Chilled tends to lose because he is the target of Galm and Smarty is the dumbass who is supposed to kill Galm.

[@Vozird]

Why do they say the wind in chat

[@hakimabdullah4195]

Can some one explain to me why chilled typed 31< 8< etc etc. ?? New here

[@Happydaes]

he's keeping track of wind changes so he knows how to adjust his angle. the number is the power and the arrow is direction of the wind.

[@boxed-_-dadom1605]

Today’s my birthday to

[@finztok2309]

Only see a black screen?

[@SOMETHINGBENEATHUS]

ok

[@GingerBeardMan977]

its not that bad being 30 it just means your 10 years away form the real big 40. ok being 30 sucks

[@shinkuhs]

Chilleds hole is very deep... I would know... *wink wink*

[@masonrockz10]

Sike

[@kameronlavalais8814]

My brothers burfday is today to

[@kameronlavalais8814]

O

[@GodofsomeWorld]

assasin mode doesnt need smarty. he does zero damage and cant even be a target for the enemy team. hes basically what he is in real life- useless

[@maple_leaf_soup]

Jesus chilled you popular only 7 minutes since you uploaded the video and you already have a f**kton of comments on it.