A-Train - messages from the stars (sped up)

[@oualid_yt]

the comments💀

[@Genna..]

**skeleton sounds** 💀

[@Felix_Light]

*Pants Pants* I can’t stop . . . I can’t stop

[@Archeotox]

Fr tho..

[@a-train6270]

My speedy ass could not be around a happy couple 🤣

[@signature_forger]

this caught me so off guard, good job

[@animejat]

W

[@Zhasper]

What do you mean, what do you mean by that?

[@KanyeNorthernEast]

@@Zhasper he mean he speedy

[@SJ56123]

Imposter

[@Mustafa-et9mk]

when i see a happy couple

[@Deeznuts-ev1nt]

Ayo same

[@thenumber24]

Think of something original for fucks sake

[@OverStrive2008]

ඞ

[@no8752]

@@Deeznuts-ev1nt my balls are a happy couple

[@Deeznuts-ev1nt]

@@no8752 I got a message from the stars

[@ghostface4764]

I play this when I see a happy couple in a game 😉

[@ReddCrystal]

This took me down this long-ass train of thought that ended in 'wouldn't it be really fucking funny if some fucked-up speedster villain killed someone in public dressed in a knock-off a-train costume?' and I think yes, yes it would be a very funny reference.

[@ghostface4764]

@@ReddCrystal 💀

[@goldencreepers0120]

time to keel

[@Striker_2500]

@@ReddCrystal oh dear god

[@Average_Crack_Addict]

@@ReddCrystal say no more, these copules and save around my ass driving 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrduman5205]

The four year old playing at park The unattended pitbull:

[@CapybaraGamingPC]

UNDERRATED LMFAOFEASOMFESAMIUFWW

[@Deeznuts-ev1nt]

Nah

[@12oz]

Nah that's me

[@Hello________________]

my hungry ass could not own a pitbull

[@motomotobug]

@@Hello________________ 😳Huh?

[@schmoogledoink2738]

The universe: is desolate and indifferently cruel The indomitable nature of the human spirit:

[@IAMROYAL889]

We went to the moon motha fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

[@greatrj]

“Give up, for you are a mere speck in this endless universe.” The boundless human spirit:

[@FutureKakarottov2]

@@greatrj "You could and will die someday." The unknown soul:

[@OG_ElGato]

​@@FutureKakarottov2We could never be a Level 7 Society The Limitless reaches of the human spirit:

[@jbot8]

Furries: "What would you do if we broke into your house?" The Claymore at my doorstep:

[@banjocarte6356]

Based

[@jbot8]

@@banjocarte6356 Thanks

[@SwirlyCurlyy]

This makes me feel like taking way too much Compound V and staring blankly into the sky.

[@yenzuma]

there is no such thing as compound V mah boy

[@HMDable]

@@Skritl maybe it's a joke

[@M97N]

Can't wait for valentine days

[@wardonx887]

I prepared explosives this time

[@heisenburber]

Me babysitting the 3 year old girl playing in the front yard The new neighbors unattended pit bull named princess:

[@Warlord_Queek]

Hotwheels

[@_l0unce_]

speed this up to even 1.5 speed and it still sounds good

[@sophisticateddozen]

It’s better on 0.75 IMO

[@_l0unce_]

@@sophisticateddozen imma try that, but 1.25x is the best

[@Watermelon-io9vk]

Sounds like Japanese song

[@hot_cash]

@@sophisticateddozen Bro yes that’s golden

[@OverStrive2008]

"Why why, why oh God why" -markiplier, *_before pulling out a gun_*

[@themelonlord1335]

“Man, I love my wife and 2 kids.” The doctor about to diagnose me with Schizophrenia:

[@throwaway4827]

so much meme material

[@vest14]

all the sperms racing to get to the end. My dumbass:

[@is.it.jackrr]

Can’t stop the A-train baby

[@vitinho2217a]

Master piece

[@kowalskigaming2103]

ONE PIECE ISRE-

[@sophisticateddozen]

Imagine, in an alternate universe: >A white guy that wears orange called “Z-Plane” >Flies instead of runs >Brings couples together instead of destroying them (pretty much Cupid lmao)

[@dreadlord1265]

Flee?

[@dockandhalltorture9406]

Z--plane*

[@sophisticateddozen]

@@dockandhalltorture9406 good idea

[@cringecorps]

Zeta Plane

[@LinIsCrashed]

when my homie dont wanna hop on the game cause he with his girl

[@Deeznuts-ev1nt]

Relatble I remember when I made them break up

[@dazzyboi991]

@@Deeznuts-ev1nt 💀

[@kalesmith4092]

Jesse and Jane being a happy couple Heroin:

[@Blochitect]

Jesse T usher does a really good job on playing a character that you end up hating on in the series. Good Job

[@__baadx]

The year is 1999 and you have been awarded to study at an American school* Columbine High School:

[@Iasked559]

McDonalds employee: Sorry sir, but our ice cream machine is broken The Glock 17 in my pocket:

[@brooklyntraviss]

me on valentines day

[@asheraz831]

me when I find out my best friend got a new boyfriend edit: no fucking way thank you guys

[@animejat]

Based

[@JuveFan69]

So he is gay?

[@animejat]

@@JuveFan69 Nigga fr assumes everyone on the internet is a guy💀

[@JuveFan69]

@@animejat "nigga"

[@JuveFan69]

@@animejat bro wasted his n word pass

[@CapybarasAreGods]

This is my jam

[@Kyizuren]

Duolingo owl on his way to steal another family:

[@bymaxxie]

Ok but this is awesome

[@Voviran129]

CANT STOP THE A-TRAIN 👫🏃‍♂️💨💨💨💨💨🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@brainisdead2112]

Next Valentinesday gon be craaaazy

[@Sir_Nobody13]

Pit bulls called “princess” when they see the neighbours unattended toddler

[@artsysophie]

One time I was in evade and there was a couple and in one round the a train nextbot spawned and I started laughing so hard-

[@ProwoodStuff]

Police: “Put your hands up where I can see them” The Hydrogen Bomb in my basement

[@myxos.]

POV: That one group of girls finally gets called out by the teacher

[@widbud2595]

0:20 0.50x ain’t half bad

[@rainydayz7131]

You should upload more

[@lostpoptart2674]

0:22 is when it starts ( or the good part )

[@tazk1390]

Wrong it's not good,Its a MASTERPIECE

[@JuveFan69]

@@tazk1390 *Jellymid flashbacks*

[@tazk1390]

noo......nooo....NOOOOOOO

[@JuveFan69]

@@tazk1390 I better call saul

[@tazk1390]

@@JuveFan69 wenimechainthesama

[@bdhhsgbyddhggg]

Pucci when he see’s Jotaro and Jolyne:

[@Cat-qu7sl]

Pucci when he sees anasui and jolyne💀

[@CementConsumer77]

This smooth af on 2x.

[@thegongoolzler2677]

For you

[@Ot7quan]

tf you mean it sounds like a whole ass language made up on the spot

[@CementConsumer77]

Idk man I like recorder covers so don't ask me about my music taste

[@yiotzu]

Are you living in the speed force or what

[@krus7.]

i suspect you like nightcore

[@Tuffiti3487]

A train is just like me on February 14th 😏

[@Tuffiti3487]

Go to god

[@BenBensonStudios]

Me at a wedding

[@charlespackowski6620]

Me hanging out with my gf: “why do I hear boss music?!”

[@coolkid-z7p]

who else knew about this song before a-train

[@enzoamosgo6315]

Me hey this song kinda good few minutes later Why Do i feel energetic and wanna run in that happy couple

[@Chad_Thundercoc]

This on ironically slapped hard.

[@Danix8gameon_ita]

I remember when there used to be a clip of aaron paul winning his emmy with that song

[@The-Narrators]

well where is the video

[@maven9323]

when there's 2 loud couples kissing each other:

[@wardonx887]

G3 in my backpack:

[@pizzatime-j3m]

A 4 year old Girl in the front yard the neighbor’s dog name a train:

[@legionaryassassin3802]

*HAPPY COUPLE DETECTED*

[@littleboxofcurrency2024]

"aw look a that couple... aren't they cute? You think..." Me:

[@Txaster]

Oh man my life is so good I love my boyfriend- The 2,000 pound cargo semi truck:

[@Miliradian]

Me when i see an un-attended toddler (I am an un-attended pitbull named "princess")

[@shebahammy]

My goofeelious ahh self when I see a couple:

[@itzukei]

Haha nice

[@brick6967]

Love the profile pic

[@rzar4971]

" Bro why didn't you come hang with us? " " Bro I got a gf.. A new life. A happy life. " " Alright. "

[@PreciousTomato]

Trashtalker:Man You Will Never Get A Gf HAHAHAHA Me:

[@Aizen_Murata]

The music: about a couple The video: about against couple

[@snadres3596]

"Oh sorry dude, can't talk with u rn, I'm with my girl" Me:

[@goldencreepers0120]

i am speed itself -the comments section

[@diannawalsh593]

A pit bull named princess when it sees a 5 year old playing on a sidewalk

[@Dumb0-Stuf]

Me watching the racist throw my brother:

[@Motob11]

pov me when i see a happy couple:

[@OverStrive2008]

Okay

[@ALTERNATE-k1k]

Drake on his way to the local daycare:

[@harnikovna]

Chinese when they see a large group of kids getting out of school

[@Zena12312]

he looks like ambatukam

[@Zena12312]

(Dreamybull)

[@SleekYeoung]

Me asf when i see a family of 4 while driving my Ford focus

[@beefrx]

me when I see an online (or offline) couple

[@aussiehighlands2715]

A young child walking down the street The unleashed pitbull in the open yard:

[@HolyYesMan]

Me when I have to pay child support

[@plunaticz]

Me at track and field.when I see a couple.

[@Longcroation]

bro that kid who pulls a uno reverse card before A-train comes but hes got tricks B L O C K C A R D

[@FloppaKing518]

I saw a young couple in chipotle and this actually what I thought

[@freedom4125]

USS Obama: *exists* Raul Menendez:

[@gigachad8046]

universe seeing that humans are still trying to find life, they are the only ones. lol

[@michelelapierre5684]

O.75 just sounds like the original song lol

[@darthplagueis3488]

Me when I see a “MAP” couple

[@TwoNumbahNiens]

Kill the dude this time though. Save the kid.

[@darthplagueis3488]

@@TwoNumbahNiens that’s the plan

[@Unnamed2011]

me too im a figure

[@jasonince4094]

Peak

[@StarCrud]

when i see a mom and dad

[@frederickoftheartic2209]

Me on my way to end the 32nd couple I see on the street:

[@شهيواترشيدةأمآية]

👍👍👍👍👍😍😍😍😍😍🤩

[@OverStrive2008]

Real

[@toao_opticender]

That one kid after their friend gets a gf:

[@asy527yearsago9]

when someone acturlly trying to find some b****

[@youngsaiyanman9938]

Nobody me when I see a happy boy playing with his dog: 0:25

[@Yertunts.0]

i ran away to italy from my pregnant girlfriend while playing this song *SHE CRIED!*

[@Anti-furry-and-gmod-enjoyer]

This is me when I don’t watch the show(I didn’t watch the show)

[@YanYan2024-family]

First time I've seen A-train i see him as Kanye West

[@一一一君の心に向かって全]

me vs my cat

[@jmotionl]

No happy couples around here

[@SkibidiSigmaFromOhio69]

Me getting ready to fuck up any social event i participate in:

[@IamToriel]

Yo: * consigo novia * Mi amigo:

[@Xilojstickman7]

Is that a robin in the sky?

[@thebigidiot12thebiggestidi12]

So this is originally about 10 minutes long?! *WHAT*

[@Firemaster27]

About?? In minutes an “about” is usually 2-3 digits less than what your comparing it to This is 5 minutes.

[@SuttonStonecipherAV]

Movie Name: Top Gun Maverick

[@oo-kaylol]

Beat drop at 0:22

[@Mangistz]

pov: me when i see people being happy

[@anthonnyleon7428]

*I see my friend with girlfriend* me :

[@SireAndAsiago]

Put this to 0.75

[@xenomi.1s]

When i see a slender hanging out with his gf in roblox:

[@JurinGunsalam]

the guy below me: nice im the last commenter