A Typical Day in the Life of a First World Citizen [Infomercial Montage]

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Jamin Schmitt

Jamin Schmitt

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@karatesan2120
@karatesan2120 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you hate it when your clothes smell so bad the stench forms an actual, visible cloud over you?
@Invocated_Agitator
@Invocated_Agitator 5 жыл бұрын
This so much! I live in Simscity u see...
@seronoradopanergic5545
@seronoradopanergic5545 5 жыл бұрын
I’m feeling very attacked right now!!!
@silvacleo329
@silvacleo329 5 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆🤣
@School_of_DejaVu
@School_of_DejaVu 3 жыл бұрын
(Pig-pen from Charlie Brown)
@Zach2003
@Zach2003 5 жыл бұрын
Send this to aliens so they think we're really stupid and won't be prepared when they invade us
@kidzbopkaren8342
@kidzbopkaren8342 5 жыл бұрын
plot twist we really aren't...
@user-zg5ey5xo9i
@user-zg5ey5xo9i 5 жыл бұрын
Ha you really think we're prepared for an extraterrestrial attack?
@Zach2003
@Zach2003 5 жыл бұрын
@@user-zg5ey5xo9i I don't really know. Aliens may be technically advanced, but humans could be the "so stupid that they are actually kind of strong" type. Humans poison themselves on a daily basis (alcohol, coffeine, cigarettes...). And they do so to "have fun" or to "feel better". When you cut off a humans limb, it's actually quite likely that they will survive this. You have to kill a human by hitting the heart or the head, but some humans even survive this for some reason. Sometimes human internal organs (appendix) explode, and we have to take them out, but it's actually a Normal thing. When humans are younger, their teeth fall out to let bigger teeth grow, and that's normal too. So yeah, let aliens be smarter or more technically advanced, I think that we are Space-Chuck-Norrises
@user-zg5ey5xo9i
@user-zg5ey5xo9i 5 жыл бұрын
@@Zach2003 Sorry but that's a stupid comment. If you get your arm or leg ripped off and won't get help you will die. Same goes for the exploded organs and it sure is not a "normal" thing. The thing with the teeth is not something special either that would make us anyway advanced. You can kill a human quiet easily without destroying his head or heart(You talk about zombies and vampires). Also alot of animal poison themselves just like we do to have fun thats not something special either. And all of this won't help you against a more advanced species.
@platypuschallenger
@platypuschallenger 5 жыл бұрын
You wont be saying that when theyll be harvesting our galaxy for their interdimensional portals to strip joints
@Lililililili333
@Lililililili333 5 жыл бұрын
Gosh, it’s so hard what you have to endure every day!, thank goodness I live in a third world country!!
@daze5657
@daze5657 5 жыл бұрын
1Javichr same, I’d be dead in a week if I lived in California
@Sandkralle
@Sandkralle 5 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀💀💀💀 I-
@zarahabatcha
@zarahabatcha 5 жыл бұрын
Razzle Dazzle I’ve lived in CA all my life 😂
@joelucas7052
@joelucas7052 5 жыл бұрын
Thank God I live in a third world country like America
@DanielGonzalezL
@DanielGonzalezL 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, apart from the constant fear of being shot everyday, it's pretty nice down here in my shithole
@whiteradish1539
@whiteradish1539 5 жыл бұрын
When you lived for 30 years but still have the dexterity and reflexes of a 1 year old.
@WavyLyfe
@WavyLyfe 5 жыл бұрын
Haha! We just made our own Infomerical Montage and we think you would really like it!
@hamburgerhamburgerv2
@hamburgerhamburgerv2 Жыл бұрын
I know toddlers with better dexterity!
@iPLAYtheSTATION
@iPLAYtheSTATION 5 жыл бұрын
2:40 Don't you just hate it when you are trying to spray your windows and you suddenly develop severe arthritis?
@d.o.4415
@d.o.4415 5 жыл бұрын
Every darn time!
@pitlanegreece
@pitlanegreece 5 жыл бұрын
Gosh darn yes I also break wrist my every time I try to pour milk in the cereal by myself
@deenad3562
@deenad3562 5 жыл бұрын
When you get old, your wrist just doesnt have enough torque!😸
@gingerhoney1038
@gingerhoney1038 4 жыл бұрын
THE WORST
@therandomgoat2908
@therandomgoat2908 4 жыл бұрын
Yesss bruh. It happens to me all the time and its so annoying 🙄
@starlightequestrian6729
@starlightequestrian6729 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite game is trying to figure out what product they are trying to sell to fix these "problems"
@sarahbirdnerd
@sarahbirdnerd 5 жыл бұрын
The answer is always some dinky, cheap little plastic thing that will break in 2 months
@tmanepic
@tmanepic 5 жыл бұрын
@@sarahbirdnerd * Two minutes
@hop9193
@hop9193 5 жыл бұрын
@@tmanepic *two seconds
@bodybody5609
@bodybody5609 5 жыл бұрын
Flex tapes
@starlightequestrian6729
@starlightequestrian6729 5 жыл бұрын
@@hop9193 so they worked to begin with?
@TheBlockWIzard
@TheBlockWIzard 5 жыл бұрын
This is what Kim Jong Un shows North Koreans to keep them from going to western countries
@KSoftGames25
@KSoftGames25 5 жыл бұрын
Considering the crazy shit I've seen about North Korea, it wouldn't surprise me if that wasn't just a joke
@melodrampatheticism
@melodrampatheticism 5 жыл бұрын
Probably, yeah
@saliustripe
@saliustripe 5 жыл бұрын
No way these people have eggs and whole gallons of milk you can’t just let them see that
@kamespinosarojas9225
@kamespinosarojas9225 5 жыл бұрын
Omg so true haha
@silvacleo329
@silvacleo329 5 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆
@Dubhe68
@Dubhe68 5 жыл бұрын
4:01 don't you hate it when you try to serve salmon and it flies in your car 🤦‍♀️
@quazar-omega
@quazar-omega 5 жыл бұрын
Happens everytime
@shakirashipslied9721
@shakirashipslied9721 5 жыл бұрын
God, I tried to cook it once and I ended up exploding my kitchen and my car, I think it flew to Mars.
@wildstoneproductions8412
@wildstoneproductions8412 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck man I had to repair my car window at least twice a week!!
@xprwishesshadowwolfx9869
@xprwishesshadowwolfx9869 5 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@zionnemakoma1398
@zionnemakoma1398 5 жыл бұрын
That's never happened to me. It's always the goldfish in the tank deciding they want to explore my car, and getting lost
@Oberkommando
@Oberkommando 5 жыл бұрын
4:00 *that's relatable.* I think we all have at least once launched our pan straight through two windows while we were trying to cook a steak.
@androidgpww911
@androidgpww911 3 жыл бұрын
flex tape
@gabbylopez9091
@gabbylopez9091 2 жыл бұрын
I know I have! It was a game of which pan would break the window first before mom came home!
@savagesam205
@savagesam205 Жыл бұрын
That’s a lot of damage
@hugobailafortuny1923
@hugobailafortuny1923 5 жыл бұрын
Husband: Why is the car's window broken and an overcooked fish sitting on the co-pilot's seat? Wife: Yes
@skitzyy6542
@skitzyy6542 5 жыл бұрын
And why there's milk in the gearbox?
@marleykingston2419
@marleykingston2419 5 жыл бұрын
2:12 Don’t you hate it when you pour your milk 6 inches away from the bowl?
@hhh3758
@hhh3758 5 жыл бұрын
Ugh. Happens all the time 😫
@heli400
@heli400 5 жыл бұрын
You don’t have kids do you??? Trust me, that shit happens!!!
@bpal7006
@bpal7006 5 жыл бұрын
@@heli400 yeah, that's one of the few that's not exaggerated.
@WavyLyfe
@WavyLyfe 5 жыл бұрын
We just made another Infomercial Montage and we think you would like it!
@SquidCena
@SquidCena 4 жыл бұрын
@@heli400 As a kid, I never even did things like that.
@pumpkinpatchpeople9612
@pumpkinpatchpeople9612 5 жыл бұрын
4:21 don’t you hate coming home to a nice fresh bed
@lqpf
@lqpf 5 жыл бұрын
I abolutely hate it when I come home to a nice and clean bed
@r_shanzhu
@r_shanzhu 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr, that’s like the worst thing ever
@somkeshav4143
@somkeshav4143 5 жыл бұрын
Pumpkin Patch People fucks up my night u guys
@chchchchia6889
@chchchchia6889 5 жыл бұрын
ugh that always ruins the day for me smh
@shakirashipslied9721
@shakirashipslied9721 5 жыл бұрын
I can't sleep after that
@samanthafisher3308
@samanthafisher3308 5 жыл бұрын
These are just Sims before they gain their cooking skill
@annipsy2185
@annipsy2185 5 жыл бұрын
atleast nobody caught on fire😁
@hungrychezburgr1711
@hungrychezburgr1711 5 жыл бұрын
Anni Psy yet
@Simon-dd4gk
@Simon-dd4gk 5 жыл бұрын
I thought this just happens in the infomercials until I found people that some of these things happen to and then I looked for the camera if I was in a infomercial....
@penatio
@penatio 5 жыл бұрын
@@Simon-dd4gk They're called slouches!
@timesnewlogan2032
@timesnewlogan2032 4 жыл бұрын
No joke, my Sim's first meal prep consisted of them repeatedly poking the knife and saying "Ow!" for half an hour.
@oricarealtul6899
@oricarealtul6899 5 жыл бұрын
I would comment something funny, but my phone is too busy flying off and breaking windows
@madamebkrt
@madamebkrt 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@WavyLyfe
@WavyLyfe 5 жыл бұрын
Haha! You should check out the Infomercial Montage we just made!
@KalebisTrying
@KalebisTrying 5 жыл бұрын
@@WavyLyfe no
@deenad3562
@deenad3562 5 жыл бұрын
Well catch it, because I Need you to say something funny!!🤣
@eggsforbreakfast2718
@eggsforbreakfast2718 5 жыл бұрын
Again
@medic-gg7jo
@medic-gg7jo 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you just hate it, when you drop your sunglasses, and then look directly at the Fù€KING SUN!!!
@emmylou-ks1md
@emmylou-ks1md 3 жыл бұрын
What you don't understand is that man is clearly haunted by a ghost. He doesn't simply drop his glasses. The glassed are YEETED away from his face and then he's blinded by a overwhelming light that must come from the power of the ghost. So I'm guessing his life is a living hell; i wouldn't laugh if I were you
@gabbylopez9091
@gabbylopez9091 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yes because I'm an idiot citizen who doesn't even think about picking them up! I *love* getting severe eye damage and blindness!
@justincase8404
@justincase8404 5 жыл бұрын
3:13 i love how this guy is dying because he lost his sunglasses..
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe what vampires needed all along were a pair of sunglasses
@GamingWithNikolas
@GamingWithNikolas 5 жыл бұрын
I literally thought he was going to die
@GlassesnMouthplates
@GlassesnMouthplates 5 жыл бұрын
Stop solar-shaming the vampires.
@PANZERFAUST90
@PANZERFAUST90 5 жыл бұрын
None of these people should leave their home.
@gingerrose8400
@gingerrose8400 5 жыл бұрын
" I'm melting"
@sandrac.8604
@sandrac.8604 5 жыл бұрын
My aunt lived in a first world country. She got killed by a stray flying steak...
@mattmoves5920
@mattmoves5920 5 жыл бұрын
Omg is she ok now?
@benjaminjohannessanchez3310
@benjaminjohannessanchez3310 5 жыл бұрын
@@mattmoves5920 Nup. She ded.
@mattmoves5920
@mattmoves5920 5 жыл бұрын
@@benjaminjohannessanchez3310 Omg I hope she gets better dude
@benjaminjohannessanchez3310
@benjaminjohannessanchez3310 5 жыл бұрын
@@mattmoves5920 She not bettr get. SHE DED!
@Infinite8blue
@Infinite8blue 5 жыл бұрын
Does her family visit her in the hospital
@Dusty_Jack
@Dusty_Jack 5 жыл бұрын
When you question how you made it out of the birth canal
@pabdiary
@pabdiary 5 жыл бұрын
Dusty Jack I used google earth to get out.
@dcollins8718
@dcollins8718 5 жыл бұрын
@@pabdiary I used uber
@rotoast8113
@rotoast8113 5 жыл бұрын
most likely by the help of Nicer Dicer and a handful of well-paid world class surgeons
@bluesmurff6163
@bluesmurff6163 5 жыл бұрын
someone pushed for you
@sms5879
@sms5879 5 жыл бұрын
I used a train to get out of there. Good times.
@CrussellJohnson
@CrussellJohnson 5 жыл бұрын
There's an alternate universe where his happens to literally everyone on a daily basis. And oh boy do I have a product for them
@Imperatia
@Imperatia 4 жыл бұрын
A straightjacket, so they are literally unable to do anything at all.
@deenad3562
@deenad3562 5 жыл бұрын
1:18 *If I'm That old and I try to remove my shoe that way, take me to the nursing home.*
@GiveMeASubBartender
@GiveMeASubBartender 5 жыл бұрын
The fun part that he's trying to put that shoe on:)
@deenad3562
@deenad3562 5 жыл бұрын
@@GiveMeASubBartender right!😂🤣
@TheodoreServin
@TheodoreServin 5 жыл бұрын
The choice of the music makes this video even funnier: "Largo al factotum" from Rossini's "The Barber of Seville", where the barber Figaro is basically advertising his business to the audience - an operatic commercial! EDIT: Thanks for all the likes everyone! :D
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 жыл бұрын
Hoo boy,@@jims4592' music choice, I tell ya... smgdh
@vukknezevic4087
@vukknezevic4087 5 жыл бұрын
A man of culture I see!
@riccardoleone4265
@riccardoleone4265 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah saying it's the most competent jack of all trades of the city
@Lameashellcosplay
@Lameashellcosplay 5 жыл бұрын
Love that
@saraierace1643
@saraierace1643 5 жыл бұрын
An AWESOME choice of music, huh?!
@CorruptedJudge
@CorruptedJudge 5 жыл бұрын
When you forget how anything works
@undyne3366
@undyne3366 5 жыл бұрын
It’s just a bunch of people being extremely aggressive about random stuff, I love it
@EveTheRaviolo
@EveTheRaviolo 5 жыл бұрын
Dramatic*
@Fuji086
@Fuji086 5 жыл бұрын
Dramatically aggressive
@FriendlyDarkwraith
@FriendlyDarkwraith 5 жыл бұрын
Says the woman who burned down her house trying to make spaghetti.
@Kale-as-in-kaleidoscope
@Kale-as-in-kaleidoscope 5 жыл бұрын
takes one to know one lmao
@RennieAsh
@RennieAsh 5 жыл бұрын
There will be products for each of these “problems” lol
@uka9328
@uka9328 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, but that zoom after 2:18 killed me xD
@PhoenixPonyPhoenixOwl
@PhoenixPonyPhoenixOwl 5 жыл бұрын
0:57 looks like she's the one singing....
@skylarpine4591
@skylarpine4591 4 жыл бұрын
I just saw this now😂 I’m dead
@Gapbrick
@Gapbrick 5 жыл бұрын
"There has to be a better way!"
@janeisklar3923
@janeisklar3923 5 жыл бұрын
Hi, John Fucker here with the BetterFuck!
@MultiMikerd
@MultiMikerd 5 жыл бұрын
Spishak?
@skarpbalt_2797
@skarpbalt_2797 5 жыл бұрын
gap yeah it’s called meth
@Pandalka
@Pandalka 5 жыл бұрын
It's that easy!
@caramelkisses8857
@caramelkisses8857 5 жыл бұрын
gap lmao 😂 ❤️
@Sophiave
@Sophiave 5 жыл бұрын
3:57 She just slammed that poor cake on the table
@dearmalaysia
@dearmalaysia 5 жыл бұрын
Sophia honestly, I'd probably do the same thing if it was already ruined in the first place. Oh no.
@halfbakedn00b
@halfbakedn00b 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. She could have had a great cake, but she didn't even give it a chance.
@Zipperskull_
@Zipperskull_ 5 жыл бұрын
The cake has a life, you know?
@ColaCat2001
@ColaCat2001 5 жыл бұрын
If she actually did slam it onto the table, it would've come out right, but she just let it fall out
@Sophiave
@Sophiave 5 жыл бұрын
@@ColaCat2001 she should've put the plate on top and flip the whole thing, or at least slam it all the way down and not stop halfway and let the cake fall out with the force of the almost-slam.. I feel bad for this cake, it had so much potential.
@DudeWithThePoop
@DudeWithThePoop 5 жыл бұрын
"Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne
@cassidyzollinger260
@cassidyzollinger260 5 жыл бұрын
Gloriously accurate
@jelatinosa
@jelatinosa 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know if that's true. I've met a lot of stupid people, and they are usually oblivious to their stupidity. Their lives are hunky dory, just fine. Instead, they tend to make the lives of those around them more difficult. They just leave behind a path of destruction and frustration and keep merrily on their way.
@wingardiumlachancla9078
@wingardiumlachancla9078 5 жыл бұрын
My favorite quote by now.
@Lucifronz
@Lucifronz 5 жыл бұрын
@@jelatinosa They have to argue a lot. I should know, my father is constantly getting yelled at or yelling at someone for something he did thinking he was brilliant.
@codrinn9999
@codrinn9999 5 жыл бұрын
You are gay. You're even gayer when you are gay
@mandymccullough2907
@mandymccullough2907 5 жыл бұрын
So I'm here at 3am, and this is the best thing I've seen in my whole life.
@8jof544
@8jof544 Жыл бұрын
3:55 "If a blender can cut my carrots, why do I need to cut them before?" 9000 IQ
@davism96
@davism96 5 жыл бұрын
4:29 Don't you hate it when you grab your lamp and throw it on the floor?
@wendyjaa
@wendyjaa 5 жыл бұрын
hyperventilating
@astonkruger3159
@astonkruger3159 5 жыл бұрын
I have a room of lamps that I have to get ready every night so that I can trample over them in the morning.
@TheGameforestguy
@TheGameforestguy 3 жыл бұрын
IMAGINE IF YOU PICKED UP YOUR LAMP AND *_THREW IT_*
@trentkiewicz21
@trentkiewicz21 5 жыл бұрын
4:01 it happens all the time, it's my 47th car window this summer
@thefurbeastunderyourbed5012
@thefurbeastunderyourbed5012 5 жыл бұрын
I hope at least you have 15% off on Geico insurances...? 😄😉
@pospc2
@pospc2 5 жыл бұрын
This is why i started leaving my windows down when my wife cooks.
@GasGunsGod
@GasGunsGod 5 жыл бұрын
The fuck? 2 windows lol
@MajorKoenig156
@MajorKoenig156 5 жыл бұрын
@@GasGunsGod even she can't quite believe it
@phoenyxashes1993
@phoenyxashes1993 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@DietscheMejal1
@DietscheMejal1 5 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t want to be the person that has to clean up the mess after filming
@CommanderNissan
@CommanderNissan 5 жыл бұрын
At least they give you a product that doesn’t work to do it with!
@jammesdean
@jammesdean 5 жыл бұрын
3:41 Even if she hadn’t “messed up” she would still be straining all that water straight onto the counter
@whyismycumpink
@whyismycumpink Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY LIKE WHY WOULD YOU STRAINS MTH ONTO THE COUNTER😭😭😭
@whyismycumpink
@whyismycumpink Жыл бұрын
*STRAIN SMTH
@whatsup8431
@whatsup8431 5 жыл бұрын
I will call the police if you don’t make more of these
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 жыл бұрын
seams reasonable *-LOOKIN @ U JAMIN-*
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 жыл бұрын
@Leonie H 911: did u just say Mcnuggets?
@SageShackelford
@SageShackelford 5 жыл бұрын
Its "im gonna sue you let me speak to your manager"
@GeneralChangFromDanang
@GeneralChangFromDanang 5 жыл бұрын
@Leonie H They outta chicken nuggets!
@favoritemustard3542
@favoritemustard3542 5 жыл бұрын
@@GeneralChangFromDanang McWhats? Can you hold plz, gettin another call; How may 911 help u? *YA I'M @ MCD'S &--* ~clq~
@loogle8365
@loogle8365 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, These people have it really bad.
@PANZERFAUST90
@PANZERFAUST90 5 жыл бұрын
Gosh it's hard being white, middle-aged in a first-world country 😌
@reedy_9619
@reedy_9619 5 жыл бұрын
The most admirable is how they manage to get this deep in that
@duartemonteiro9459
@duartemonteiro9459 5 жыл бұрын
@@PANZERFAUST90 No difference to blacks though. I think you meant "middle-classed"
@PANZERFAUST90
@PANZERFAUST90 5 жыл бұрын
@@duartemonteiro9459 sssshhh It was a joke 🤤
@flycrack7686
@flycrack7686 5 жыл бұрын
@@PANZERFAUST90 a stupid one
@GlassesnMouthplates
@GlassesnMouthplates 5 жыл бұрын
A compilation of people who are going to die first in a zombie apocalypse, with intense classical music.
@EdwardNavu
@EdwardNavu 5 жыл бұрын
And we might as well expect them to be the lowest tier zombies if it happens.
@Pandalka
@Pandalka 5 жыл бұрын
they'll get stuck on the first obstacle they'll happen to run into
@Kawsaki
@Kawsaki 5 жыл бұрын
Glasses&Mouthplates The best way to go imo
@Zenheizer
@Zenheizer 5 жыл бұрын
A compilation of people how are gonna die in normal every-day life
@PANZERFAUST90
@PANZERFAUST90 Жыл бұрын
​@@EdwardNavuWe may as well already accept them as zombies now..
@madamebkrt
@madamebkrt 5 жыл бұрын
0:17 Don't you just hate waking up in your nice, warm, comfortable bed in the morning?
@giusmageurna7345
@giusmageurna7345 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, I usually do hate waking up in the morning.
@lazykirby57
@lazykirby57 4 жыл бұрын
It was monday
@jaaki94
@jaaki94 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's an ad for antidepressants
@animemangaluv13
@animemangaluv13 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@mr.cooper8148
@mr.cooper8148 5 жыл бұрын
4:19 Girl just straight up dropped the cup like it was a cup dropping contest.
@Faith-fm2cl
@Faith-fm2cl 5 жыл бұрын
1:09 she purposely throws the clothes on her own face 😆
@tatianatvorit
@tatianatvorit 5 жыл бұрын
Faith acting failure 😂
@sophiefawcett617
@sophiefawcett617 5 жыл бұрын
Lmao so true
@Doomroar
@Doomroar 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you hate it when you purposely throw clothes into your own face? well worry no more! just call # # # # # # # - # # # and get yourself a psychologist.
@Kay_213_
@Kay_213_ 5 жыл бұрын
More like a therapist “Help doc I can’t stop throwing clothes on my face!” Doc: *this bitch is crazy*
@deenad3562
@deenad3562 5 жыл бұрын
Looks to me like she innocently reached up there and the clothes attacked her face, mercilessly.
@ammendum9044
@ammendum9044 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you just hate it when you cover yourself with pillows and suddently it's slightly harder for you to read a book?
@gabbylopez9091
@gabbylopez9091 2 жыл бұрын
Right?! I especially like how I'm creating a crap ton more work for myself because I'm an idiot!
@h0lly_blue
@h0lly_blue 5 жыл бұрын
4:10 don't you just hate it when your wife accidentally puts your burger in the laundry machine
@no_peace
@no_peace 5 жыл бұрын
Laundry machine lol
@offscreen6578
@offscreen6578 5 жыл бұрын
The expression on his face killed me.
@tmanepic
@tmanepic 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha man that is funny 😂
@runer3139
@runer3139 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, its just terrible
@jdraines
@jdraines 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry. Laundry machine?
@annasmith4156
@annasmith4156 5 жыл бұрын
1:08 she practically threw it at herself lmao 👏😂 good job 👍
@gabbylopez9091
@gabbylopez9091 2 жыл бұрын
Don't you just love it when you aggressively butter your toast and it falls apart?! I know I do! I especially love it when I don't put the lid on the blender and carrots go everywhere or when I can't carry my grocery bag right, walk on stairs the right way, which creates more work for me; Hooray!!
@Maximind81
@Maximind81 5 жыл бұрын
It changes everything if u just think they are all drunk.
@no_peace
@no_peace 5 жыл бұрын
Especially the bed wetting
@AliceDiableaux
@AliceDiableaux 5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit makes perfect sense that way. I now I feel personally attacked remembering every time I came home drunk as fuck trying to make some food and acting exactly like the infomercial people 😂
@ariesdelfuego
@ariesdelfuego 5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@ΝτίναΗλιάδη-ζ3ο
@ΝτίναΗλιάδη-ζ3ο 5 жыл бұрын
This just made thus whole experience worlds better
@offscreen6578
@offscreen6578 4 жыл бұрын
All except for the guy at 4:10 who's just done with his drunk-ass friends.
@Ridcally
@Ridcally 5 жыл бұрын
Thoughts and prayers to those affected
@drgonphart5415
@drgonphart5415 5 жыл бұрын
F
@bawoman
@bawoman 5 жыл бұрын
F
@RaiderXD1789001
@RaiderXD1789001 5 жыл бұрын
RIP
@Lorili_Ch
@Lorili_Ch 5 жыл бұрын
F
@bencrosbie
@bencrosbie 5 жыл бұрын
Amen
@antonlaaksonen6877
@antonlaaksonen6877 5 жыл бұрын
watching this makes me question how we’ve made it so far as a species
@AnEnemySpy456
@AnEnemySpy456 5 жыл бұрын
Because of the brand new miracle product you can buy with ten easy payments of 49.99.
@tripleforcium8003
@tripleforcium8003 5 жыл бұрын
@@AnEnemySpy456 Only $19.99 with free shipping, and wait, you could get a second one free if you call in the next hour!
@jelatinosa
@jelatinosa 5 жыл бұрын
Have we made it that far as a species? We have nice things because we are social animals and a very small few of us are intelligent enough to invent stuff and discover things, and we all benefit from them. But humanity has given those people a hard time in the past, and even now, claiming their discoveries and inventions to be work of the devil, and refusing to accept truths that they find inconvenient or that clashes with their dumb religious beliefs. You would think an advanced species would be rid of wars, discrimination, violence, politicians, you would think they would be scientifically minded and would not be destroying the planet they live on. We have so many stupid problems that you would think an intelligent species should not have. A large percentage of people are really just stupid animals, going by their instictual urges and impulses, being carried(or sometimes it seems more like reluctantly dragged) by the percent that is actually rational, who are able to advance thanks to the few who are way above normal human intelligence. Thank goodness for sociability.
@kevinyankee2
@kevinyankee2 5 жыл бұрын
That's the reflection of a neoliberal first world society that exaggerates the smallest inconveniences to generate sales. Qué triste y pendejo.
@Lilliz91
@Lilliz91 5 жыл бұрын
The stupid ones aren’t killed anymore because of doctors etc and now they’re having tons of kids.
@HatsuneTetoLuver21
@HatsuneTetoLuver21 5 жыл бұрын
What do you MEAN I’m not supposed to hulk smash my egg onto the surface in order to open it?!?!
@user-fi2fe6ck8m
@user-fi2fe6ck8m 5 жыл бұрын
The music syncing to her hand movements at 0:12 gives me life
@neverforget4917
@neverforget4917 5 жыл бұрын
3:16 “WhErE dId I pArK mY cAaAr? OoOh NoOo”
@SamsarasArt
@SamsarasArt 4 жыл бұрын
I've never seen such amazing and convincing acting
@MikeThePianoPlayer
@MikeThePianoPlayer 5 жыл бұрын
14 year olds: ugh my life is so hard their life:
@McMerlin11
@McMerlin11 5 жыл бұрын
Mike The Piano Player I feel personally attacked
@Kawsaki
@Kawsaki 5 жыл бұрын
Mike The Piano Player Now I understand completely
@kostimyllymaa9527
@kostimyllymaa9527 5 жыл бұрын
4:28 I just love how he laughs at all of them at the end
@GabrielShahab
@GabrielShahab 5 жыл бұрын
4:15 black suited guy walks away.. white shirt guy gets magically attracted, steps backwards tipping the whole glass of wine on himself.
@foxroulette8016
@foxroulette8016 5 жыл бұрын
When my anxiety tells me I'm doing nothing right in life, I look at this to show me that anxiety hasn't seen level infomercial.
@dylanglover
@dylanglover 5 жыл бұрын
WhErE diD I PArK mY CAr?!? oh noooo 3:16
@PabloEmanuel96
@PabloEmanuel96 5 жыл бұрын
This comment mad it 100 times better
@heli400
@heli400 5 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: she decided to walk to the store that day
@CommanderNissan
@CommanderNissan 5 жыл бұрын
On my sandwich!
@peppermillers8361
@peppermillers8361 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely tragic
@QuantumParticle
@QuantumParticle 5 жыл бұрын
Are you TIRED of living in BLACK AND WHITE??? Well WE'VE got the PRODUCT for YOU!!!!
@kaitlynwickham6237
@kaitlynwickham6237 5 жыл бұрын
BUT WAIT! Call now and receive a FREE (enter extra bullshit here)! Just pay separate shipping and processing.
@Kawsaki
@Kawsaki 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, you mean color exists?? Shut up and take my money
@TCFC23
@TCFC23 Жыл бұрын
"Oh no! If only I had basic hand-eye coordination, the ability to grip objects and/or the strength to lift anything heavier than a tissue!"
@Gamer_Mama_0611
@Gamer_Mama_0611 5 жыл бұрын
2:18 omg that woman wiping the sweat off her brow from toiling over cleaning milk off the floor. 😆
@giasharie274
@giasharie274 5 жыл бұрын
Ikr? Like, she could have just picked up the glass and moped it, but nooooo, she had to use the *tiniest* napkins she could find and act like it's the hardest thing in the world 😆😂
@mikaelapierce1819
@mikaelapierce1819 4 жыл бұрын
*three wipes* “this is such backbreaking labor!”
@hannahallo6424
@hannahallo6424 5 жыл бұрын
So many broken backs, so much wasted milk; there has to be a better way!!
@bpal7006
@bpal7006 5 жыл бұрын
Introducing the Udder Brace!
@PonchoMT__
@PonchoMT__ 3 жыл бұрын
@@bpal7006 BAHHHHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣
@wildstoneproductions8412
@wildstoneproductions8412 5 жыл бұрын
4:15 dont you hate it when you spill your wine on yourself after bumping into nothing!?
@hmonster1XL
@hmonster1XL 5 жыл бұрын
Wildstone Animation - usually it’s with tequila.
@GenetMJF
@GenetMJF 5 жыл бұрын
"Oh no I walked into .. air"
@michaelramsey82
@michaelramsey82 5 жыл бұрын
Infomercials are awesome because you get to laugh at people epically failing at the simplest things in life and not worry about whether they got hurt.
@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317
@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317 5 жыл бұрын
Except some of them actually look like they hurt! A couple of those falls were pretty oof
@PANZERFAUST90
@PANZERFAUST90 Жыл бұрын
​@@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317We can only hope.
@giantpinkcat
@giantpinkcat Жыл бұрын
​@@PANZERFAUST90Why are we wishing injuries on paid actors lol?
@PANZERFAUST90
@PANZERFAUST90 Жыл бұрын
@@giantpinkcat lel idk
@donskeletonbee6381
@donskeletonbee6381 5 жыл бұрын
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing...the worst acting ever collected in one video. Bravo!
@GibusWearingMann
@GibusWearingMann 4 жыл бұрын
Must've been real fun on set, though.
@Astrowla
@Astrowla 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I've broken my car window so many times from my frying pan exploding out my kitchen window because food was stuck to the pan that bad....
@NightlyDaymare13
@NightlyDaymare13 5 жыл бұрын
This will continue to be the most ridiculous shit I will continue to enjoy for the rest of my life. I'm 27 and I watched alot of tv and I feel like I grew up in the height of these. These make my day everytime I see it. For no real good damn reason.
@h0lly_blue
@h0lly_blue 5 жыл бұрын
4:27 don't you just hate it when you have feet
@shakirashipslied9721
@shakirashipslied9721 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you hate it when your Pillow gets kidnapped and you can't sleep? (0:08)
@gforce07
@gforce07 3 жыл бұрын
1. This is the greatest video on KZbin. Like actually made me crack up. 2. How fun would it be to be an actor in one of these
@PlaidBloomer
@PlaidBloomer 5 жыл бұрын
Incredible editing! The timing if some of these hammy performances almost had me in tears 😂
@pabdiary
@pabdiary 5 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to invent a helmet that holds my phone above my head while I lie in bed. My arms are hurting! Also, can we get a club that joins my hot and cold water knobs in the shower so that I can adjust them equally?
@SalocinDotTEN
@SalocinDotTEN 5 жыл бұрын
I think there is one. I recalled seeing on thinkgeek or something.
@BYERE
@BYERE 5 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure both those things already exist...
@PumpKing96
@PumpKing96 5 жыл бұрын
The knobs in the shower are already joined in all newer buildings in every first world country..
@rofrick94
@rofrick94 5 жыл бұрын
It called a shower mixer tap A thermostatic bath shower mixer is typically a bar valve fixing that has both taps and ashower built into it meaning the user can have the best of both worlds, combining the functions of a tap and a shower.
@pabdiary
@pabdiary 5 жыл бұрын
비니보이 but I no stupid. My mom said I'm the goodest kid she nose
@skarpbalt_2797
@skarpbalt_2797 5 жыл бұрын
First world problem: ugg my cords too short Third world problems: hey man you mind helping me pull this worm out of my foot
@CommanderNissan
@CommanderNissan 5 жыл бұрын
Skarp it’s the perfect length extension cord! Thanks friend!
@DanielGonzalezL
@DanielGonzalezL 5 жыл бұрын
When there are no real problems, you gotta make your own
@mikaelapierce1819
@mikaelapierce1819 4 жыл бұрын
Oof hard hitting facts
@oliviamarie121
@oliviamarie121 3 жыл бұрын
A lot of people think that these are bad actors. But really their performances are Oscar worthy. How can someone do these actions without laughing and keep a straight face
@a_literal_brick
@a_literal_brick 5 жыл бұрын
The convenience of our lifestyle came at a price: lack of basic hand-eye coordination
@ghedebaronsamedi
@ghedebaronsamedi 5 жыл бұрын
I think you mean a brain. :')
@travelinghermit
@travelinghermit 5 жыл бұрын
Has this ever happened to you? The answer is: No, never...not even one time
@asnowballinhell
@asnowballinhell 5 жыл бұрын
"Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble."
@beanz1594
@beanz1594 5 жыл бұрын
Anyone open the description and look at the music? *Apparently one of the writers is Michael Jackson*
@alviselaguna5028
@alviselaguna5028 5 жыл бұрын
Its true!!! WTF????
@asnowballinhell
@asnowballinhell 5 жыл бұрын
Not anymore.
@mrs.m7330
@mrs.m7330 5 жыл бұрын
Congrats! I really can't tell if you're trolling or simply not that bright.
@livstudios700
@livstudios700 5 жыл бұрын
1:33 who you gonna call..? GHOST BUSTERS
@cassidyzollinger260
@cassidyzollinger260 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I get it
@davidporter1285
@davidporter1285 5 жыл бұрын
2:17 *does 1 second of work* "phew time for a break"
@kennethblocher6110
@kennethblocher6110 5 жыл бұрын
Every time any tries something they saw on Pintrest. Also, these videos make me feel strong, graceful and like I'm good at planning things, way ahead of the average person.
@slendr_playr9183
@slendr_playr9183 5 жыл бұрын
My most favorite part of the video is at 4:10, where the guy lifts off the top bun off the hamburger, to reveal that the patty is almost HALF THE SIZE of the bun, with that expression on his face. Priceless!!
@kaitlynwickham6237
@kaitlynwickham6237 5 жыл бұрын
There's the slightest shift in his lips that betrays a WORLD of disappointment.
@FarawayStars
@FarawayStars 5 жыл бұрын
Pause at 4:16 "I'ma just gonna spill the drink on me self"
@MsTheYamification
@MsTheYamification 5 жыл бұрын
My dad grew up in a village in Malawi, and moved to America in his 20s. One day, when I was in my teens, I was getting water and complaining that the filter light was flashing and it needed to be changed. He just stared at me, then said, "I had to drink water from the river." So I then proceeded to shut up.
@deenad3562
@deenad3562 5 жыл бұрын
*If you are This uncoordinated you will have trouble no matter what. Dont waste your money.*
@JazonHappyface
@JazonHappyface 5 жыл бұрын
4:01 I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.
@AnthonyWilliams-li5mz
@AnthonyWilliams-li5mz 5 жыл бұрын
Another funny Great fails. Thanks for the upload. Especially WHERE DID I PARK MY CAR. LOL
@RennieAsh
@RennieAsh 5 жыл бұрын
Anthony Williams OH-NO!
@myautuu
@myautuu 5 жыл бұрын
This may be what North Korean people imagine when they hear of America
@lovefooI
@lovefooI 5 жыл бұрын
As an American, I can confirm this is how we spend every day.
@vinnyeru
@vinnyeru 5 жыл бұрын
But your name is in russian I think
@Reloaded2111
@Reloaded2111 5 жыл бұрын
@@vinnyeru The earth is flat and only has one country on it, thus everyone is either American or an alien.
@Brandelwyn
@Brandelwyn 5 жыл бұрын
@@vinnyeru can confirm, hes either a traitor to our great Motherland, or just a very bad spy.
@VoidStaresback
@VoidStaresback 5 жыл бұрын
@@Reloaded2111 I am a real human person and totally not an alien! Hello how's the burgers?
@no_peace
@no_peace 5 жыл бұрын
His name is Ahtoh, common American name Don't be racist
@michaelglover2871
@michaelglover2871 3 жыл бұрын
I like how the only real audio you left in was " where did I park my car, oh no" Also, the first problem with 3:31 is that she clearly can't park
@TheOriginalMerr
@TheOriginalMerr 2 жыл бұрын
Alot of these reenactments are hilarious if you imagine they are completely hammered at 3 in the morning trying to do them
@Egerman94
@Egerman94 5 жыл бұрын
Say what you want, but the best part of this video is the comments section!
@Mellyouttaphase
@Mellyouttaphase 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously. It’s way past my bedtime, the video finished a few minutes ago and I am crying with laughter scrolling the comments.
@spellcasterneo
@spellcasterneo 5 жыл бұрын
what's amazing is falling out of your shower with your towel robe still in tact
@Just-View
@Just-View 5 жыл бұрын
3:15 Don’t you just hate it when you see a bold person without glasses. “BOLD! BOLD! BOLD! My eyes!”
@TheCopelandr
@TheCopelandr 5 жыл бұрын
I can't brEaThe oh my god This is the hardest and longest I've laughed in ages
@brewtron
@brewtron Жыл бұрын
I can't decide if I like the ones where grown adults crush an entire tube of toothpaste onto their brush or the ones that can't understand eggs more.
@rinbinto6582
@rinbinto6582 5 жыл бұрын
I dont get whats wrong here. How did you guys get ahold of my daily schedule
@jacksparrow7536
@jacksparrow7536 5 жыл бұрын
I think I am mistaken that Americans are living 'the life'.
@HatCreature
@HatCreature 5 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of my favorite Courage The Cowardly Dog quote ''Face it, kid, you're a FAILURE!''
@diamndz1021
@diamndz1021 3 жыл бұрын
It's 1 AM and I shouldn't even be still awake cracking up 😆😆 this is pure gold
@xTheFly
@xTheFly 5 жыл бұрын
This is the best video I've ever seen in my life. At first I thought I saw Norm MacDonald in the beginning so I thought it was an SNL commercial. I honestly don't think SNL could make something this hilarious.
@peblezQ
@peblezQ 5 жыл бұрын
I have been laughing consistently through this whole video. Infomercial people are so incompetent and it kills me
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