A Typical Day in the Life of a First World Citizen [Infomercial Montage]

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Compliments to my brother putting this together!
Enjoy!

[@karatesan2120]

Don't you hate it when your clothes smell so bad the stench forms an actual, visible cloud over you?

[@Invocated_Agitator]

This so much! I live in Simscity u see...

[@seronoradopanergic5545]

I’m feeling very attacked right now!!!

[@silvacleo329]

😆😆😆🤣

[@School_of_DejaVu]

(Pig-pen from Charlie Brown)

[@starlightequestrian6729]

My favorite game is trying to figure out what product they are trying to sell to fix these "problems"

[@itsafinch]

The answer is always some dinky, cheap little plastic thing that will break in 2 months

[@tmanepic]

@@itsafinch * Two minutes

[@hop9193]

@@tmanepic *two seconds

[@bodybody5609]

Flex tapes

[@starlightequestrian6729]

@@hop9193 so they worked to begin with?

[@marleykingston2419]

2:12 Don’t you hate it when you pour your milk 6 inches away from the bowl?

[@hhh3758]

Ugh. Happens all the time 😫

[@heli400]

You don’t have kids do you??? Trust me, that shit happens!!!

[@bpal7006]

@@heli400 yeah, that's one of the few that's not exaggerated.

[@WavyLyfe]

We just made another Infomercial Montage and we think you would like it!

[@SquidCena]

@@heli400 As a kid, I never even did things like that.

[@iPLAYtheSTATION]

2:40 Don't you just hate it when you are trying to spray your windows and you suddenly develop severe arthritis?

[@d.o.4415]

Every darn time!

[@pitlanegreece]

Gosh darn yes I also break wrist my every time I try to pour milk in the cereal by myself

[@deenad3562]

When you get old, your wrist just doesnt have enough torque!😸

[@gingerhoney1038]

THE WORST

[@therandomgoat2908]

Yesss bruh. It happens to me all the time and its so annoying 🙄

[@sandrac.8604]

My aunt lived in a first world country. She got killed by a stray flying steak...

[@mattmoves5920]

Omg is she ok now?

[@benjaminjohannessanchez3310]

@@mattmoves5920 Nup. She ded.

[@mattmoves5920]

@@benjaminjohannessanchez3310 Omg I hope she gets better dude

[@benjaminjohannessanchez3310]

@@mattmoves5920 She not bettr get. SHE DED!

[@Infinite8blue]

Does her family visit her in the hospital

[@Dubhe68]

4:01 don't you hate it when you try to serve salmon and it flies in your car 🤦‍♀️

[@quazar-omega]

Happens everytime

[@shakirashipslied9721]

God, I tried to cook it once and I ended up exploding my kitchen and my car, I think it flew to Mars.

[@wildstoneproductions8412]

Fuck man I had to repair my car window at least twice a week!!

[@xprwishesshadowwolfx9869]

LMAO

[@zionnemakoma1398]

That's never happened to me. It's always the goldfish in the tank deciding they want to explore my car, and getting lost

[@whiteradish1539]

When you lived for 30 years but still have the dexterity and reflexes of a 1 year old.

[@WavyLyfe]

Haha! We just made our own Infomerical Montage and we think you would really like it!

[@hamburgerhamburgerv2]

I know toddlers with better dexterity!

[@Oberkommando]

4:00 *that's relatable.* I think we all have at least once launched our pan straight through two windows while we were trying to cook a steak.

[@androidgpww911]

flex tape

[@gabbylopez9091]

I know I have! It was a game of which pan would break the window first before mom came home!

[@savagesam205]

That’s a lot of damage

[@samanthafisher3308]

These are just Sims before they gain their cooking skill

[@annipsy2185]

atleast nobody caught on fire😁

[@hungrychezburgr1711]

Anni Psy yet

[@Simon-dd4gk]

I thought this just happens in the infomercials until I found people that some of these things happen to and then I looked for the camera if I was in a infomercial....

[@penatio]

@@Simon-dd4gk They're called slouches!

[@timesnewlogan2032]

No joke, my Sim's first meal prep consisted of them repeatedly poking the knife and saying "Ow!" for half an hour.

[@TheBlockWIzard]

This is what Kim Jong Un shows North Koreans to keep them from going to western countries

[@DJBSharpMusic]

Considering the crazy shit I've seen about North Korea, it wouldn't surprise me if that wasn't just a joke

[@melodrampatheticism]

Probably, yeah

[@saliustripe]

No way these people have eggs and whole gallons of milk you can’t just let them see that

[@kamespinosarojas9225]

Omg so true haha

[@silvacleo329]

😆😆😆

[@hugobailafortuny1923]

Husband: Why is the car's window broken and an overcooked fish sitting on the co-pilot's seat? Wife: Yes

[@skitzyy6542]

And why there's milk in the gearbox?

[@SammyC-ro5jq]

Divorce attorney: let's get a post nup drawn up

[@oricarealtul6899]

I would comment something funny, but my phone is too busy flying off and breaking windows

[@madamebkrt]

LOL

[@WavyLyfe]

Haha! You should check out the Infomercial Montage we just made!

[@KalebisTrying]

@@WavyLyfe no

[@deenad3562]

Well catch it, because I Need you to say something funny!!🤣

[@eggsforbreakfast2718]

Again

[@Lililililili333]

Gosh, it’s so hard what you have to endure every day!, thank goodness I live in a third world country!!

[@daze5657]

1Javichr same, I’d be dead in a week if I lived in California

[@Sandkralle]

💀💀💀💀💀💀 I-

[@zarahabatcha]

Razzle Dazzle I’ve lived in CA all my life 😂

[@joelucas7052]

Thank God I live in a third world country like America

[@DanielGonzalezL]

I mean, apart from the constant fear of being shot everyday, it's pretty nice down here in my shithole

[@Zach2003]

Send this to aliens so they think we're really stupid and won't be prepared when they invade us

[@kidzbopkaren8342]

plot twist we really aren't...

[@user-zg5ey5xo9i]

Ha you really think we're prepared for an extraterrestrial attack?

[@Zach2003]

@@user-zg5ey5xo9i I don't really know. Aliens may be technically advanced, but humans could be the "so stupid that they are actually kind of strong" type. Humans poison themselves on a daily basis (alcohol, coffeine, cigarettes...). And they do so to "have fun" or to "feel better". When you cut off a humans limb, it's actually quite likely that they will survive this. You have to kill a human by hitting the heart or the head, but some humans even survive this for some reason. Sometimes human internal organs (appendix) explode, and we have to take them out, but it's actually a Normal thing. When humans are younger, their teeth fall out to let bigger teeth grow, and that's normal too. So yeah, let aliens be smarter or more technically advanced, I think that we are Space-Chuck-Norrises

[@user-zg5ey5xo9i]

@@Zach2003 Sorry but that's a stupid comment. If you get your arm or leg ripped off and won't get help you will die. Same goes for the exploded organs and it sure is not a "normal" thing. The thing with the teeth is not something special either that would make us anyway advanced. You can kill a human quiet easily without destroying his head or heart(You talk about zombies and vampires). Also alot of animal poison themselves just like we do to have fun thats not something special either. And all of this won't help you against a more advanced species.

[@platypuschallenger]

You wont be saying that when theyll be harvesting our galaxy for their interdimensional portals to strip joints

[@neverforget4917]

3:16 “WhErE dId I pArK mY cAaAr? OoOh NoOo”

[@SamsarasArt]

I've never seen such amazing and convincing acting

[@SammyC-ro5jq]

She must vape

[@CrussellJohnson]

There's an alternate universe where his happens to literally everyone on a daily basis. And oh boy do I have a product for them

[@Imperatia]

A straightjacket, so they are literally unable to do anything at all.

[@TheodoreServin]

The choice of the music makes this video even funnier: "Largo al factotum" from Rossini's "The Barber of Seville", where the barber Figaro is basically advertising his business to the audience - an operatic commercial! EDIT: Thanks for all the likes everyone! :D

[@favoritemustard3542]

Hoo boy,@@jims4592' music choice, I tell ya... smgdh

[@vukknezevic4087]

A man of culture I see!

[@riccardoleone4265]

Yeah saying it's the most competent jack of all trades of the city

[@Lameashellcosplay]

Love that

[@saraierace1643]

An AWESOME choice of music, huh?!

[@pumpkinpatchpeople9612]

4:21 don’t you hate coming home to a nice fresh bed

[@lqpf]

I abolutely hate it when I come home to a nice and clean bed

[@user-zl3hs5hr2b]

Ikr, that’s like the worst thing ever

[@somkeshav4143]

Pumpkin Patch People fucks up my night u guys

[@chchchchia6889]

ugh that always ruins the day for me smh

[@shakirashipslied9721]

I can't sleep after that

[@medic-gg7jo]

Don't you just hate it, when you drop your sunglasses, and then look directly at the Fù€KING SUN!!!

[@emmylou-ks1md]

What you don't understand is that man is clearly haunted by a ghost. He doesn't simply drop his glasses. The glassed are YEETED away from his face and then he's blinded by a overwhelming light that must come from the power of the ghost. So I'm guessing his life is a living hell; i wouldn't laugh if I were you

[@gabbylopez9091]

Oh yes because I'm an idiot citizen who doesn't even think about picking them up! I *love* getting severe eye damage and blindness!

[@PhoenixPonyPhoenixOwl]

0:57 looks like she's the one singing....

[@skylarpine4591]

I just saw this now😂 I’m dead

[@CorruptedJudge]

When you forget how anything works

[@undyne3366]

It’s just a bunch of people being extremely aggressive about random stuff, I love it

[@EveTheRaviolo]

Dramatic*

[@Fuji086]

Dramatically aggressive

[@FriendlyDarkwraith]

Says the woman who burned down her house trying to make spaghetti.

[@Kale-as-in-kaleidoscope]

takes one to know one lmao

[@RennieAsh]

There will be products for each of these “problems” lol

[@uka9328]

I don't know why, but that zoom after 2:18 killed me xD

[@madamebkrt]

0:17 Don't you just hate waking up in your nice, warm, comfortable bed in the morning?

[@giusmageurna7345]

Yes, I usually do hate waking up in the morning.

[@lazykirby57]

It was monday

[@jaaki94]

Maybe it's an ad for antidepressants

[@animemangaluv13]

Same

[@justincase8404]

3:13 i love how this guy is dying because he lost his sunglasses..

[@JonatasAdoM]

Maybe what vampires needed all along were a pair of sunglasses

[@GamingWithNikolas]

I literally thought he was going to die

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Stop solar-shaming the vampires.

[@PANZERFAUST90]

None of these people should leave their home.

[@gingerrose8400]

" I'm melting"

[@Dusty_Jack]

When you question how you made it out of the birth canal

[@pabdiary]

Dusty Jack I used google earth to get out.

[@dcollins8718]

@@pabdiary I used uber

[@rotoast8113]

most likely by the help of Nicer Dicer and a handful of well-paid world class surgeons

[@bluesmurff6163]

someone pushed for you

[@sms5879]

I used a train to get out of there. Good times.

[@deenad3562]

1:18 *If I'm That old and I try to remove my shoe that way, take me to the nursing home.*

[@GiveMeASubBartender]

The fun part that he's trying to put that shoe on:)

[@deenad3562]

@@GiveMeASubBartender right!😂🤣

[@DietscheMejal1]

Wouldn’t want to be the person that has to clean up the mess after filming

[@CommanderNissan]

At least they give you a product that doesn’t work to do it with!

[@misspoopsy6336]

This is why you're supposed to raise your Sims skill levels honestly 😂😂

[@DudeWithThePoop]

"Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid." -John Wayne

[@cassidyzollinger260]

Gloriously accurate

[@jelatinosa]

I don't know if that's true. I've met a lot of stupid people, and they are usually oblivious to their stupidity. Their lives are hunky dory, just fine. Instead, they tend to make the lives of those around them more difficult. They just leave behind a path of destruction and frustration and keep merrily on their way.

[@wingardiumlachancla9078]

My favorite quote by now.

[@Lucifronz]

@@jelatinosa They have to argue a lot. I should know, my father is constantly getting yelled at or yelling at someone for something he did thinking he was brilliant.

[@codrinn9999]

You are gay. You're even gayer when you are gay

[@jammesdean]

3:41 Even if she hadn’t “messed up” she would still be straining all that water straight onto the counter

[@whyismycumpink]

EXACTLY LIKE WHY WOULD YOU STRAINS MTH ONTO THE COUNTER😭😭😭

[@whyismycumpink]

*STRAIN SMTH

[@annasmith4156]

1:08 she practically threw it at herself lmao 👏😂 good job 👍

[@Gapbrick]

"There has to be a better way!"

[@janeisklar3923]

Hi, John Fucker here with the BetterFuck!

[@MultiMikerd]

Spishak?

[@skarpbalt_2797]

gap yeah it’s called meth

[@Pandalka]

It's that easy!

[@caramelkisses8857]

gap lmao 😂 ❤️

[@davism96]

4:29 Don't you hate it when you grab your lamp and throw it on the floor?

[@wendyjaa]

hyperventilating

[@astonkruger3159]

I have a room of lamps that I have to get ready every night so that I can trample over them in the morning.

[@TheGameforestguy]

IMAGINE IF YOU PICKED UP YOUR LAMP AND *_THREW IT_*

[@mandymccullough2907]

So I'm here at 3am, and this is the best thing I've seen in my whole life.

[@donskeletonbee6381]

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing...the worst acting ever collected in one video. Bravo!

[@GibusWearingMann]

Must've been real fun on set, though.

[@Maximind81]

It changes everything if u just think they are all drunk.

[@no_peace]

Especially the bed wetting

[@AliceDiableaux]

Holy shit makes perfect sense that way. I now I feel personally attacked remembering every time I came home drunk as fuck trying to make some food and acting exactly like the infomercial people 😂

[@ariesdelfuego]

🤣

[@user-sb5sl8zn4q]

This just made thus whole experience worlds better

[@offscreen6578]

All except for the guy at 4:10 who's just done with his drunk-ass friends.

[@trentkiewicz21]

4:01 it happens all the time, it's my 47th car window this summer

[@thefurbeastunderyourbed5012]

I hope at least you have 15% off on Geico insurances...? 😄😉

[@pospc2]

This is why i started leaving my windows down when my wife cooks.

[@Gauge167]

The fuck? 2 windows lol

[@MajorKoenig156]

@@Gauge167 even she can't quite believe it

[@phoenyxashes1993]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@mr.cooper8148]

4:19 Girl just straight up dropped the cup like it was a cup dropping contest.

[@oliviamarie121]

A lot of people think that these are bad actors. But really their performances are Oscar worthy. How can someone do these actions without laughing and keep a straight face

[@Sophiave]

3:57 She just slammed that poor cake on the table

[@dearmalaysia]

Sophia honestly, I'd probably do the same thing if it was already ruined in the first place. Oh no.

[@halfbakedn00b]

Yeah. She could have had a great cake, but she didn't even give it a chance.

[@Zipperskull_]

The cake has a life, you know?

[@Tunabreath2001]

If she actually did slam it onto the table, it would've come out right, but she just let it fall out

[@Sophiave]

@@Tunabreath2001 she should've put the plate on top and flip the whole thing, or at least slam it all the way down and not stop halfway and let the cake fall out with the force of the almost-slam.. I feel bad for this cake, it had so much potential.

[@Faith-fm2cl]

1:09 she purposely throws the clothes on her own face 😆

[@tatianatvorit]

Faith acting failure 😂

[@sophiefawcett617]

Lmao so true

[@Doomroar]

Don't you hate it when you purposely throw clothes into your own face? well worry no more! just call # # # # # # # - # # # and get yourself a psychologist.

[@Kay_213_]

More like a therapist “Help doc I can’t stop throwing clothes on my face!” Doc: *this bitch is crazy*

[@deenad3562]

Looks to me like she innocently reached up there and the clothes attacked her face, mercilessly.

[@HatsuneTetoLuver21]

What do you MEAN I’m not supposed to hulk smash my egg onto the surface in order to open it?!?!

[@gabbylopez9091]

Don't you just love it when you aggressively butter your toast and it falls apart?! I know I do! I especially love it when I don't put the lid on the blender and carrots go everywhere or when I can't carry my grocery bag right, walk on stairs the right way, which creates more work for me; Hooray!!

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

A compilation of people who are going to die first in a zombie apocalypse, with intense classical music.

[@EdwardNavu]

And we might as well expect them to be the lowest tier zombies if it happens.

[@Pandalka]

they'll get stuck on the first obstacle they'll happen to run into

[@Kawsaki]

Glasses&Mouthplates The best way to go imo

[@Zenheizer]

A compilation of people how are gonna die in normal every-day life

[@PANZERFAUST90]

​@@EdwardNavuWe may as well already accept them as zombies now..

[@loogle8365]

Damn, These people have it really bad.

[@PANZERFAUST90]

Gosh it's hard being white, middle-aged in a first-world country 😌

[@reedy_9619]

The most admirable is how they manage to get this deep in that

[@duartemonteiro9459]

@@PANZERFAUST90 No difference to blacks though. I think you meant "middle-classed"

[@PANZERFAUST90]

@@duartemonteiro9459 sssshhh It was a joke 🤤

[@flycrack7686]

@@PANZERFAUST90 a stupid one

[@deenad3562]

*If you are This uncoordinated you will have trouble no matter what. Dont waste your money.*

[@a_literal_brick]

The convenience of our lifestyle came at a price: lack of basic hand-eye coordination

[@ghedebaronsamedi]

I think you mean a brain. :')

[@Ridcally]

Thoughts and prayers to those affected

[@drgonphart5415]

F

[@bawoman]

F

[@RaiderXD1789001]

RIP

[@Lorili_Ch]

F

[@bencrosbie]

Amen

[@ammendum9044]

Don't you just hate it when you cover yourself with pillows and suddently it's slightly harder for you to read a book?

[@gabbylopez9091]

Right?! I especially like how I'm creating a crap ton more work for myself because I'm an idiot!

[@Gamer_Mama_0611]

2:18 omg that woman wiping the sweat off her brow from toiling over cleaning milk off the floor. 😆

[@giasharie274]

Ikr? Like, she could have just picked up the glass and moped it, but nooooo, she had to use the *tiniest* napkins she could find and act like it's the hardest thing in the world 😆😂

[@mikaelapierce1819]

*three wipes* “this is such backbreaking labor!”

[@davidporter1285]

2:17 *does 1 second of work* "phew time for a break"

[@peppermillers8361]

Absolutely tragic

[@whatsup8431]

I will call the police if you don’t make more of these

[@favoritemustard3542]

seams reasonable *-LOOKIN @ U JAMIN-*

[@favoritemustard3542]

@Leonie H 911: did u just say Mcnuggets?

[@tannershackelford27]

Its "im gonna sue you let me speak to your manager"

[@GeneralChangFromDanang]

@Leonie H They outta chicken nuggets!

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@GeneralChangFromDanang McWhats? Can you hold plz, gettin another call; How may 911 help u? *YA I'M @ MCD'S &--* ~clq~

[@Astrowla]

Yeah. I've broken my car window so many times from my frying pan exploding out my kitchen window because food was stuck to the pan that bad....

[@PlaidBloomer]

Incredible editing! The timing if some of these hammy performances almost had me in tears 😂

[@antonlaaksonen6877]

watching this makes me question how we’ve made it so far as a species

[@AnEnemySpy456]

Because of the brand new miracle product you can buy with ten easy payments of 49.99.

[@tripleforcium8003]

@@AnEnemySpy456 Only $19.99 with free shipping, and wait, you could get a second one free if you call in the next hour!

[@jelatinosa]

Have we made it that far as a species? We have nice things because we are social animals and a very small few of us are intelligent enough to invent stuff and discover things, and we all benefit from them. But humanity has given those people a hard time in the past, and even now, claiming their discoveries and inventions to be work of the devil, and refusing to accept truths that they find inconvenient or that clashes with their dumb religious beliefs. You would think an advanced species would be rid of wars, discrimination, violence, politicians, you would think they would be scientifically minded and would not be destroying the planet they live on. We have so many stupid problems that you would think an intelligent species should not have. A large percentage of people are really just stupid animals, going by their instictual urges and impulses, being carried(or sometimes it seems more like reluctantly dragged) by the percent that is actually rational, who are able to advance thanks to the few who are way above normal human intelligence. Thank goodness for sociability.

[@kevinyankee2]

That's the reflection of a neoliberal first world society that exaggerates the smallest inconveniences to generate sales. Qué triste y pendejo.

[@Lilliz91]

The stupid ones aren’t killed anymore because of doctors etc and now they’re having tons of kids.

[@QuantumParticle]

Are you TIRED of living in BLACK AND WHITE??? Well WE'VE got the PRODUCT for YOU!!!!

[@kaitlynwickham6237]

BUT WAIT! Call now and receive a FREE (enter extra bullshit here)! Just pay separate shipping and processing.

[@Kawsaki]

Wait, you mean color exists?? Shut up and take my money

[@patavinity1262]

If anything, this made me appreciate how genuinely depressing life in the First World is.

[@foxroulette8016]

When my anxiety tells me I'm doing nothing right in life, I look at this to show me that anxiety hasn't seen level infomercial.

[@dylanglover]

WhErE diD I PArK mY CAr?!? oh noooo 3:16

[@PabloEmanuel96]

This comment mad it 100 times better

[@heli400]

Plot twist: she decided to walk to the store that day

[@CommanderNissan]

On my sandwich!

[@h0lly_blue]

4:10 don't you just hate it when your wife accidentally puts your burger in the laundry machine

[@no_peace]

Laundry machine lol

[@offscreen6578]

The expression on his face killed me.

[@tmanepic]

Hahahahahaha man that is funny 😂

[@runer3139]

Yeah, its just terrible

[@jdraines]

I'm sorry. Laundry machine?

[@maximturcan1722]

This is exactly what youtube is for. This and cat videos.

[@Satrina777]

2:18 Me after two seconds of cleaning my room.

[@h0lly_blue]

4:27 don't you just hate it when you have feet

[@kostimyllymaa9527]

4:28 I just love how he laughs at all of them at the end

[@TheCopelandr]

I can't brEaThe oh my god This is the hardest and longest I've laughed in ages

[@jackoster7115]

Ah imagine not finding comfort in your kind sized, two layered, four pillow, memory foam bed that you have all to yourself

[@MikeThePianoPlayer]

14 year olds: ugh my life is so hard their life:

[@McMerlin11]

Mike The Piano Player I feel personally attacked

[@Kawsaki]

Mike The Piano Player Now I understand completely

[@michaelramsey82]

Infomercials are awesome because you get to laugh at people epically failing at the simplest things in life and not worry about whether they got hurt.

[@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317]

Except some of them actually look like they hurt! A couple of those falls were pretty oof

[@PANZERFAUST90]

​@@shavedparmesanprosciuttoan4317We can only hope.

[@giantpinkcat]

​@@PANZERFAUST90Why are we wishing injuries on paid actors lol?

[@PANZERFAUST90]

@@giantpinkcat lel idk

[@JazonHappyface]

4:01 I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.

[@jhgfbgvrhgerewnhfelbfhrtbrgrh]

Don't you hate it when you smash eggs on your counter and wonder why it's not in the bowl

[@wildstoneproductions8412]

4:15 dont you hate it when you spill your wine on yourself after bumping into nothing!?

[@hmonster1XL]

Wildstone Animation - usually it’s with tequila.

[@GenetMJF]

"Oh no I walked into .. air"

[@hannahallo6424]

So many broken backs, so much wasted milk; there has to be a better way!!

[@bpal7006]

Introducing the Udder Brace!

[@lenaya6609]

Its funny they mention wasting food and creating trash in these but they literally create more waste by filming these than im sure a family of 4 does in a month

[@PonchoMT__]

@@bpal7006 BAHHHHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣

[@paulbeahm3891]

Stop poking fun I suffered from nightly broken necks before I bought the my pillow

[@renaultft1917]

That's nothing, I always lose my food after it flies through the window so I'm malnourished

[@ghedebaronsamedi]

I can't even make food without wrecking the whole kitchen...there has to be a way!

[@mavaan1897]

2:19 me when I have to do literally anything

[@DanielGonzalezL]

When there are no real problems, you gotta make your own

[@mikaelapierce1819]

Oof hard hitting facts

[@NightlyDaymare13]

This will continue to be the most ridiculous shit I will continue to enjoy for the rest of my life. I'm 27 and I watched alot of tv and I feel like I grew up in the height of these. These make my day everytime I see it. For no real good damn reason.

[@osnofla2697]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you an everyday struggle of a Caucasian home. 💁🏼‍♂️😂

[@DaRocketGuy]

1:56 how in the world do you manage to turn your bread into a literal rock????

[@bigboijacob7602]

Allen Snakbar be a white person

[@-CloClo-]

One thing: you can’t cook

[@AnimalLover--]

​@@bigboijacob7602You know its a white person .blacks don't eat bread only watermelon

[@Jason97]

Plot twist: These are Sims and they're being played by DarkSydePhil.

[@rowiobot2390]

Lmao 😂

[@Vixx89]

due to their “bugged mechanics” of course

[@NoExplosionsMcgee]

"Woooooooww"

[@dashcamandy2242]

"Oh, the camera's been on this whole time?"

[@travelinghermit]

Has this ever happened to you? The answer is: No, never...not even one time

[@asnowballinhell]

"Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble."

[@user-fi2fe6ck8m]

The music syncing to her hand movements at 0:12 gives me life

[@maragale1944]

1:58 the toast one always makes me laugh

[@shakirashipslied9721]

Don't you hate it when your Pillow gets kidnapped and you can't sleep? (0:08)

[@skarpbalt_2797]

First world problem: ugg my cords too short Third world problems: hey man you mind helping me pull this worm out of my foot

[@CommanderNissan]

Skarp it’s the perfect length extension cord! Thanks friend!

[@diamndz1021]

It's 1 AM and I shouldn't even be still awake cracking up 😆😆 this is pure gold

[@41novar]

"Where did I park my car? Ono!" Amazing acting.

[@lovefooI]

As an American, I can confirm this is how we spend every day.

[@vinnyeru]

But your name is in russian I think

[@Reloaded2111]

@@vinnyeru The earth is flat and only has one country on it, thus everyone is either American or an alien.

[@Brandelwyn]

@@vinnyeru can confirm, hes either a traitor to our great Motherland, or just a very bad spy.

[@VoidStaresback]

@@Reloaded2111 I am a real human person and totally not an alien! Hello how's the burgers?

[@no_peace]

His name is Ahtoh, common American name Don't be racist

[@pabdiary]

Someone needs to invent a helmet that holds my phone above my head while I lie in bed. My arms are hurting! Also, can we get a club that joins my hot and cold water knobs in the shower so that I can adjust them equally?

[@SalocinDotTEN]

I think there is one. I recalled seeing on thinkgeek or something.

[@BYERE]

I'm pretty sure both those things already exist...

[@PumpKing96]

The knobs in the shower are already joined in all newer buildings in every first world country..

[@rofrick94]

It called a shower mixer tap A thermostatic bath shower mixer is typically a bar valve fixing that has both taps and ashower built into it meaning the user can have the best of both worlds, combining the functions of a tap and a shower.

[@pabdiary]

비니보이 but I no stupid. My mom said I'm the goodest kid she nose

[@fordimension]

I used to think these commercials were ridiculous, but now I'm in my 30s I'm suprised by how much I can relate to these people >.

[@yourtoastershandemover2211]

When it's "one of those days," permanently.

[@beanz1594]

Anyone open the description and look at the music? *Apparently one of the writers is Michael Jackson*

[@alviselaguna5028]

Its true!!! WTF????

[@asnowballinhell]

Not anymore.

[@mrs.m7330]

Congrats! I really can't tell if you're trolling or simply not that bright.

[@livstudios700]

1:33 who you gonna call..? GHOST BUSTERS

[@cassidyzollinger260]

Lol I get it

[@diegotz8]

This is the greatest work of art of all time

[@wohlhabendermanager]

I too turn off my bedside lamp by simply throwing it to the ground. It's much simpler this way.

[@jacksparrow7536]

I think I am mistaken that Americans are living 'the life'.

[@FarawayStars]

Pause at 4:16 "I'ma just gonna spill the drink on me self"

[@acetsak]

1:08 That lady literally got the clothes and threw them on her and then made a surprised Pikachu face...

[@shamicentertainment1262]

Don't you hate it when you lack the motor functions required to complete the most basic tasks?

[@lunarlovegoodx3]

Shamic Entertainment I have actually heard that as seen on tv products are marketed towards elderly or disabled folks, so those whos motor skills may be failing, but the commercials just show "regular" people in a bit of an exaggerated way to make them feel less bad .