a (unhinged) review of 28 rhythm games

[@asangiykn]

part 2 is out now! a (unhinged) review of 28 rhythm games kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGGzn6amd7ykf7M

[@lrgogo1517]

“why this clip long af” ????? my brother in Christ you edited the video

[@d0ll-777]

Jesus loves you :)

[@foxycritter]

"play this game if you want to relax" [shows the most unhinged series of rapid tapping on constantly changing lanes]

[@DW98rosy]

tbf, it's not as if playing VOEZ can't be extremely therapeutic and calming. play any simple 14/most 13s and below like fairy's crown, hand in hand, 蒼天のリフレイン ft. 一咲美葵, そんなに私を期待させないで...... and so many more, and you'll probably understand why i absolutely adore VOEZ. it's my favorite music game of all time, without a doubt.

[@HIThitech]

im surprised someone mentioned DanceRail lmao

[@skepbeans]

Same lol I only discovered the game cus of a vocaloid artist which has a lot of her songs charted

[@剑子]

dancerail3 more like pepoyo the game

[@jerecakes1]

yea forgotten chunithm at mobile otoge :( also orzmic

[@Kagaminelen38373]

YES

[@rmnscnt]

To answer your question in 8:08, it's because you're playing in Normal Mode which is like the mode for beginners, the true gameplay with the faders (and discs) is Manual Mode, which is at Live Settings → Mode Settings (you might wanna check out Technical Settings too) Second: reason why there's GCM/WACCA songs: They did a collab! For GekiChuMai, each of the three games got 2 songs from 2 out of the six main units. and for D4 they also got two from each game. (Problem is that, for EN they somehow do not have one which is Caliburne). For WACCA they did it twice, first while the game was online, and second it was part of the "rhythm games that will carry on the legacy of WACCA after its shutdown" (And again, one song is missing in EN: Oüverture)

[@Starlynn17]

Bro said proseka has very strict accuracy while the judgment line in bandori is very sensitive

[@DW98rosy]

nah, prsk is *way* harder than bandori to play, for me, partially because it's horribly made, and partially because half the charts are complete nonsense. (i say as a VOEZ player, and i'm well aware some of our charts would make yall go "what am i looking at".)

[@Starlynn17]

@@DW98rosy I NEVER really said bandori was harder. In fact I agree pjsk is harder. I have played both of the games. But still, the judgment line in bandori can feel slightly weirder than pjsk. Especially the slide notes, it's easier to do in pjsk because at a higher level in bandori, you can't switch fingers to continue the slider. You can only use the first finger that taps the slider. Another example is when the slider goes from right to left, your fingers need to get ahead of the sliders before touching the judgment lines or you'll miss it. It never really happens in pjsk since it's very light and comfortable to do. Conclusion? Yea bandori judgment lines are indeed sensitive, but as for difficulty pjsk wins. And proseka has this small and big notes combination, it's very hard to read if you're playing for the first time. Like yeah wtf how do I read this?

[@DW98rosy]

@@Starlynn17 good points. i'm more used to not being able to switch which hand is playing a moving hold or slide note, which is likely because i started with bandori, back in 2021.

[@NoraAbdullah-2110]

@@Starlynn17great dish

[@udonbread]

...I don't know you could do that on Distorted Fate??? Also the most accurate unhinged rhythm games review so far! Pretty glad from the Phigros community side here! Keep the good work up!

[@Thesweetestsweetie]

The bandori rating actually almost put me in the hospital with that low rating

[@ikiyou_]

as a bandori player i can confidently say bandori is the worse idol game ran mitake diffs though, afterglow 🔛🔝

[@Thesweetestsweetie]

@@ikiyou_ yeah I got out of my bandori phase since I commented this, the amount of incest bait is kinda crazy😭 the story isn’t that compelling

[@yukko_parra]

as a maimai player, I only really play it because there weren't many chuni cabs at the time, so maimai it was. and basically, the fun is about "how the frick do i read the slides", similar but very different to chunithm also by the end of a maimai session you are genuinely worked out so hey... you get some exercise lol.

[@livinghuman2085]

how many month did u played it,also it s better to hit the buttons or tap at screen?

[@bwnzix]

@human2085 button or touch is all up to preference but ill list some pros and cons: button: pros: more accurate, tactile feedback cons: more tiring touch: pros: less tiring cons: easy to splash slides, one button trill need to use button along with touch (plat player, been playing for 6 months)

[@A01N3K0]

Wow someone who actually play the games before rating them! Got a sub 👍

[@cheetosan]

at first i was like ‘no love live?’ and then i remembered…. :’) rest in peace llsif and llsifas, my first mobile rhythm games 🫡 (i’m probably aging myself considerably w this comment shbfjbf)

[@Chuni_MD2]

I miss llsif, it was my first ever rhythm game

[@SpootyBiscuit]

> "Chunithm's original songs are amazing" > Footage of a Wacca crossover Wacca stay winning

[@iyambaeprieto3703]

FINALLY a rhythm game review that doesn't include Geometry Dash or Friday Night Funkin Doesn't mean I Don't think Rotaeno deserves to have at least an 8.5

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

people argued that gd isnt a rhythm game, when it is just a rhythm *based* _platformer_ game, and considering that 2.2 has platformer mode in the new update, it is very clear that gd is in fact a platformer

[@peppanomally2518]

@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 THIS. The thing is, it can be. But the way it's made, it's not supposed to be a rhythm game, period.

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

@@peppanomally2518 if we are on twt rn ppl will bring up semiquaver but Its a gd *level* not an actual game mechanic that the game uses

[@zk-vd6uy]

​@@arlynnecumberbatch1056how about we call it music game?

[@i_am_kaede]

​@@arlynnecumberbatch1056no, gd is a game engine now and you can make rhythm games in it :D

[@ryderbaddie2589]

6:40 “aesthetic of the game is so refreshing” and then vro is playing an extremely disturbing song

[@maybeu2L.O.V.E]

to change to mode for d4dj, you go to live settings > mode settings > manual mode!

[@asangiykn]

ah i see thank you!

[@5a7nbs]

i dont think ive ever agreed with someone on the internet on this level before, incredible video and immediately subbed

[@this_is_not_a_joke]

might be the best rhythm game review compilation video on youtube despite you not even reviewing bemani titles

[@SaakhanMoon]

the glaze is crazy😭😭

[@dreamtraveler6135]

I'm glad to see Phira on here since that's my main gameplay There's an unuploaded chart you should showcase that's Galaxy Friends if you are on their server (I would send separately but I believe that's against rules) It's surely some gameplay there's several more stages I could show as a phone player

[@Zkr7]

Finally someone that included the one that underrated

[@kakashisfriend]

adofai at the end was straight up stressful oml. good video

[@Winterlude_Music]

As a maimai player, I am insulted. Washing machine game is my soul. I like playing washing machine game with my friend. Please let me enjoy video of washing machine game without getting sad. Thank you. (I absolutely love this video btw, and I also saw the second part you posted recently. I want more of this if you can find more rhythm games!!)

[@asangiykn]

will let u enjoy washing machine in peace (im too tired to make a 3rd part ive run out of games)

[@koifish026]

Ayeee finally a fair rhythm game review Also Arcaea very fun indeed, it's been my main rhythm game(second being phigros and third being rotaeno)since I started playing em last 2021, though it took me 3 years and a bit of my allowance to get to 12ptt it's very much worth it

[@BeatstarPlayer180]

Rizline definitely deserves more love! Great vid 🙏

[@arnab_bukit]

love the review on newer rhythm games

[@Midprosekagamer]

I was waiting for enstars LOL

[@T0ya_fan_1]

Same💔

[@Mero756]

Great video and my man plays more rgs than times that avoided grass in my life

[@shoegazeluvr]

OG MY GOS you using one hand in the distorted faye thing is insane ur insane (will definitely try sometime) anyways this is quite accurate imo, i respect ur taste 🤞

[@CaroFDoom]

i think the 0 bemani representation is funny (because konami smells) and i think you should try bms which is beatmania fanmades but with a shitton of banger original music that ends up finding its way in other games (gengaozo for example was made in 2003 and is now in arcaea, chunithm, vivid/stasis etc.) finding a keyboard layout that makes sense to you is also a hilarious and ridiculous journey but i think its all worth it for the music alone i've seen you've already responded to other comments about d4dj's unhinged mode and i can say i think its fucked up to have all of that on a touchscreen but the scratches fucking with the note scroll is a cute idea and i think it would go crazy with an arcade style controller i have no other notes, good video, good batch of impressions that go by quickly 👍

[@asangiykn]

pt 2 has like 4 dw

[@marcelobaldado514]

In d4dj you dont have the red and orange thingy, thats basically the best (frustrating) part of that game

[@JustSmileyFace...]

Seeing the whole middle section stop and get a bad note after a red swipe is truly frustrating, and manually using the funny Purple bar to swipe as if multitasking isn't enough suffering

[@springroll8600]

Fun fact in world dai star there is a feature to adjust where the notes come from and how wide the judgement line is!!

[@haatsunemiku]

paradigm reboot is really fun as like... a 2 player rhythm game where each person takes half the screen lol. would recommend

[@iexist_nt]

i love how aggressively biased you are against maimai

[@TRONGTUEQUAN]

"Phigros and Rizline had a baby". That's incest, they both came from pigeon games lol

[@cysnoid]

7:30 why was makima up there tho

[@asangiykn]

to cover where the notes come from cuz for bandori, the notes slow down for a while before going down, making it harder to read and play, so i use something to cover the top and play with a lower scroll speed

[@TETANUS.]

​@@asangiyknodd choice of object to cover your screen but aight

[@loonela]

VOEZ has very tight timing for rainbows, it's +-30ms. I also would not call some of the charts relaxing when the directional flicks exist, but otherwise accurate!

[@takumeuzumaki6602]

“Takumi” was uncomfortably close to my name…

[@zyxwv-edcba]

Nice review for every type of rhythm games

[@ugxsan]

Tbh, I kinda liked Sekai, but it started to feel like score had little to do with my actual performance and everything to do with how I was doing with the gacha part of the game and I didn’t really come here for gacha so I inevitably just went back to Cytus II XD

[@iexist_nt]

yea the scoring bar really is not helpful

[@enkephalin.]

You should replay Milthm :D Last month they recently published an update that changed many things, UI, gameplay, charting boundaries and they have anomalies now !!

[@lolibaka1412]

I agreed on arcade machine. I once maimai player but I was dying waiting for chunithm to e came available and it more fun fr

[@Half-Asleep-i1z]

An being your fav is so true

[@Wcrklmn]

As much as I love taiko, I don’t the arcade version because I feel like the sensors are either broken or I need to hit harder

[@kittypawz22]

For some reason, I had a feeling VOEZ would be in this video

[@sakholdsastar]

The VOEZ love here was relieving for the last 4 fans still around Fuck you Rayark for making 2 Cytus and 3 Deemos but no VOEZ sequel

[@Why_you_change_the_subject]

1:06 the devs are going broke and cant afford to license songs

[@killua7373]

No enstars? 😭

[@tavvviaiavia]

pjsk but twinks idk

[@wasp5ne144]

I'm glad malody at least got a shout out, it's my main gameplay

[@justsomeone6588]

Me who plays dancing line:

[@nanashi4594]

me too man, me too

[@beatstar-gamer3373]

U r the one that make me feel surprised when watch this vid, hope u will make another review vidddd(recommend spin rhythm)

[@-LamiaSage-]

I play a lot of rhythm games but I only play on PC, so basically the only ones that I knew were Muse Dash, Osu, and Chunithm lol (and I've heard of Maimai and Fire and Ice) :D Sad that I don't have an iPad, quite a few sparked my interest 👀

[@hiro12712]

Pump Not Mentioned 💔

[@SniperFallen06]

No pump it up and DDR?

[@NicoPlayZ9002]

how do i find astrodx? im on ipad, ios 18.2 and can't find it there is it android exclusive? if so, thats a bummer since i really wanna play it lol

[@lisaslays]

future me for the love of god is there enstars in this video

[@Kyzo_anzz]

i stayed silent throughout the video and thought "how many rhythm games are there?"

[@thepotatocouch]

the aatrodx discord has a LOT of fanmade charts lmao

[@darkmafia_]

I'm you're 100 subscriber

[@MushyMUSH2004]

For yumesute u can actually adjust where note come from i set mine to be similar to pjsk and it is much better

[@SomeLongName]

Bro refuses to get gloves then says maimai sucks. Maybe give the game a proper shot first before coming to a conclusion 😂😂

[@SomeLongName]

yeah multiple times without gloves no shit you don't enjoy it

[@SomeLongName]

There's nothing wrong with not liking maimai, but at least give something a fair shot before critiquing it. That's what annoys me and probably the other maimai players watching this. Refusing to wear gloves is like making a cake without sugar and wondering why it tastes shit. I understand your vid is probably not that serious but if you want to make a video that people will actually respect then I suggest thinking about what I'm saying a little. 1/10 vid anyway half your reviews are like "nothing to say about this game" like why include it in the first place.

[@xinyimelaniegiam5088]

@@SomeLongName Destroyed

[@daRksideee]

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[@SpencerMoore-xn1hl]

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[@ZhadTheRad]

BanG Dream... it's a shame the gameplay drives me mad (idk, my timing just is wack in it I guess, and how good breaks combo, and flicks! God, the damn flicks...), cause there's so many good songs in it. 8:08 you mean the line between the fader notes? Standalone fader notes (i.e. the fader flicks here) don't have lines connecting them Your hands must be something else if you can play at that level in maimai WITHOUT GLOVES

[@nugbl0xx]

Geometry dash, pjsk, osu standard, sdvx are my favorites ong

[@muhdiqbalrazak6752]

malody is so underrated

[@Akari-huhu]

with musedash there are also some (a lot of) loading screens that are... uhm... *interesting...*

[@sophialyudova7647]

Спасибо за такой подробный обзор! Узнала и увидела много нового

[@12noviembre]

ohmygod i wanna play some of these so bad but i dint have enough storage

[@furrv]

ok reason i hate arcaea 1. absolute no idea how to choose a song/don't even have a lot songs at the first place 2. f you arc notes 3. definitely not f2p friendly bro 4. SKY NOTES ARE SO CONFUSING BRO AAAA-

[@asangiykn]

bro i took 3 years to learn it arcaea has a very steep learning curve

[@furrv]

​@@asangiykn yeah but i can't even fc a future 7 at this point :(

[@randomness.stupidness]

i love how somw of these arebasically osu!stream😭😭

[@ascensiontohell]

osu stream? 💀💀

[@몽바]

Doesn’t talk about gd and fnf 😃 Doesn’t talk about PIU 😢

[@eleanorharris168]

5.7 for maimai BROO!!??

[@GobbiExists]

that one genshin event 💀💀💀 not that budget ahh one

[@eoneonaeon]

the lovelive / enstars knockoff ahh rhythm game event 💀💀💀

[@AriaLowo]

Vivid stasis mention

[@sailadun6603]

No iidx? giga sad

[@TIN_ROBOT]

Actually, I think most of the charts of osumaina is awful. The beatmap designers made exceedingly hard charts for the songs that are not supposed to be hard, like anime songs. May you play ez2on reboot:r or Djmax respect v? Those games are great too.

[@SaakhanMoon]

Most o!m songs anime songs are easy like TV Size ones, usually 2* maybe 3* ( yes ranked) if you've like never touched a rhythm game in your life it'll be hard I guess but honestly you have the option to make your own songs as well. 🤷‍♂️

[@azurayuuki6290]

6:54 idol rhythm? More like girlband rhythm lolol

[@asangiykn]

true but if i added enstars it wont be girlband already

[@yuzuruizumieggy]

Kinda disappointed that Sound Voltex and Beatmania aren't in there. But at least there's Taiko to make up for it

[@asangiykn]

👀👀

[@erwinmarcial656]

how about rhythm doctor

[@nafets6325]

only cytus 1 was really good, you should try it

[@DenouementBob]

1 year into arcaea i beat testify

[@SanzuRiver]

No Taiko or standard got me heated

[@pocketcollectorkou9786]

I’m sorry… BANG IS 7.1/10?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@Thesweetestsweetie]

RIGHT

[@brxkendrxxms]

Like why the hell is it a 7.1 though.

[@night_dragon9890]

i didnt even know you could play milthm on mobile. i thought is was computer only

[@Emu_Otori_is_My_Wife]

I just got 1miss of 'bug'(master) today😅

[@_personwhoplaysalot_336]

1:40 my ears are bleeding...

[@hilowandlowhi]

Chunithm mentioned

[@annnguyen9512]

Was waiting for djmax and dynamix my favorites and the ones that got me into rhythm games :(

[@DiamondEgg-h5y]

😨This is a 🐉👃

[@cheezycup]

idk if someone commented this bef but u dont have scratch and line notes in d4 cuz u played in normal and not manual mode!! ^^

[@thatguyalpha]

dancerail is cool

[@alexxxolotl]

Aye what's the intro song (when Makima flies) and what game is it from?

[@bzchnt3143]

9:44 Umm... Theres... Probably more fancharts than the entirety of official levels 14 - 15 combined... Do you need any help in finding them?

[@sixsixonefour]

11:46 i approve

[@iexist_nt]

blister simulator

[@Gabberbam]

Bro gotta hop on standard istg, just play it for a lil bit i beg you PLEEEEEAAAASE! We need part two anyway :3

[@asangiykn]

i no no wanna :(

[@Gabberbam]

@@asangiykn DOOOOOoOOoOoOoo iiiyyyyyttt

[@An1hony]

only ones i recognized was voez osu mania and dance of fire and ice lmao. prob because i primarily play beat saber

[@arnoldbirnsreynaldy5835]

is there any English version/translation planned for yumesute?

[@MrSeeYous]

Im sad no beatsaber

[@iexist_nt]

theres arcade cabinets for it in 'murica (crazy expensive though, its like 10 dollars per play)

[@abyssmage3003]

wao suoer based (im running to your location because you like chuni better than mai 😡 /j) ALSO HOW ARE YOUR HANDS NOT BURNED AFTER GLOVELESS MAIMAI 😭

[@asangiykn]

im built different /j

[@xetearVI]

You dont need to slide hard with your finger. The hard part is youll keep sliding too hard on faster maps. I cant say much since I only play gloveless right until I was 13k.

[@thetmosu]

i understand why you don't like maimai... honestly imagine not playing chuni/maimai for 2 months due to busy irl stuff and it sucks

[@texasdreadnought9831]

Beat Saber.

[@_blocktograph]

My Origin(pls don't ridicule) Piano Tiles> Phigros(just 94+% accurate)> Cytus II(just bought the game, bad at the game, gave up playing the game, still 15, didn't play Cytus)

[@_blocktograph]

Distorted Fate gives me headaches

[@RetroBean]

adofai player here very happy it is in here