a very important video about fixing your schedule

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also ‪@alexmartens‬ and ‪@TrentLenkarski‬
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[@vonkeswick]

Their reaction to Trent showing up is pretty much how everyone feels when Trent shows up in a video

[@SpazzerMcFly]

I was thinking the same thing

[@Chopper140]

The first time I saw him I didn’t like him but realized that was a self reflection of how shitty I felt about myself

[@Gloomdrake]

@@Chopper140glad you could learn and grow, friend

[@altusshow7574]

Look, I'm not gonna say Trent makes every video he's in worse... Because that would be a lie. Every video can only be made better by his appearance.

[@ericv00]

Not gonna lie, Trent carries ...whatever he happens to be doing at the moment.

[@StripeyType]

I gotta tell you I'm incredibly envious of Trent's ability to go to sleep simply by announcing that he will indeed go to sleep.

[@MarcosElMalo2]

That sort of confidence comes from years of practice. It’s got to be regular practice, too. You can’t just blow it off until Friday and cram it into one day. Believe me, I’ve tried.

[@burnttoast111]

You have to be careful with this. For 3 years now, I can't fall asleep unless I can loudly announce it to someone in the room with me. It doesn't work it it's over the phone, even by Skype.

[@reallyanotheruser7290]

Have you tried announcing that you will sleep?

[@FellowHuman137]

​@@reallyanotheruser7290oh god!!! Is this how it's supposed to have been done the whole time!!!

[@burnttoast111]

@@reallyanotheruser7290 You sleep like a baby when you loudly announce you are sleeping. But it's weird - almost like it is habit forming, as it becomes harder to sleep without announcing it loudly. If you don't fall asleep right away, it can always be that you weren't loud enough. Also, it needs to be someone you feel comfortable sleeping in front of.

[@b00mtrap83]

If you asked me before this video how I felt, I bet I would have been feeling like a number 2 (a big ol' turd), but after watching, I'm feeling like a king

[@marvelsandals4228]

I'm feeling like a (turns up a 9) ...wait, no (flips through deck in awkward silence)

[@christsbane]

Like shit from a butt?

[@supermeuhmeuh]

At least... I'm not Trent.

[@user-rx7pd1xv4k]

wholesome comment

[@foxiflakes8245]

like a big shit from the butt

[@stephenkelly7263]

I would undoubtedly watch a full-length feature film featuring only these three characters doing exactly nothing

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Not even talking. Heck, they don’t even have to appear on screen, which could save costs on portraying them doing exactly nothing. Hopefully on Amazon Prime because I don’t have Netflix.

[@TheUKisThere]

@@MarcosElMalo2 hopefully on Netflix because I don’t have Amazon Prime

[@himanbam]

​@@MarcosElMalo2that's about the level of quality to expect from amazon prime indie films lmao

[@krissifadwa]

I agree lol. You should watch Joel's films hour long films. They're well written. My favorite one is 'Pretend That You Love Me' and 'Forget About Everything for Awhile' 👍

[@shaeisgae8952]

I literally thought the same thing lol

[@peterbillings3276]

Joel’s videos consistently do things: 1) entertain me 2) make me unsure if I really got it

[@qwqwqwqw99]

There's no it. If you think you get it, you don't.

[@mrdwilkster]

​@@qwqwqwqw99if you can't explain what it is or isn't then I'm not sure you get it either. It's ok for Joel's fans to think about this as throw away entertainment or modern art. I personally think about it more as the latter and under that lens I look for deeper meaning into the cultural significance and underlaying messages. But I can definitely tell when Joel has put something more in there even if I didn't "get it."

[@daveloomis]

Did you see something in there? Did you relate? Did you laugh? If you answered yes to these or any other questions like them, then you got it!

[@uncannydeduction]

Yes, there is something to get. I never laugh at his videos, I still love them.

[@qwqwqwqw99]

@@uncannydeduction I didn't say there was nothing to get, I said there's no it.

[@flandrinelextensionniste6490]

I love that Trent's morning starts with calling Joel's mother.

[@rdear]

I was hoping Joel called him out with, “you call my mom??” And Trent would just casually reply “yeah” like it’s not a big deal at all.

[@Ealron356]

I think it’s the hidden lore. Joel obviously knew this based on his reaction and had a deep resentment for Trents character and how happy he was all the time. Just playing but good video to start the day

[@realkingofantarctica]

In an alternate universe, this came out in 1958 and would radically change the course of both cinema and Hollywood forever.

[@michelepreta3339]

Oh I thought this was Wes Anderson

[@shytendeakatamanoir9740]

​@@michelepreta3339Have we ever seen Wes Anderson and Joel in the same place?

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@shytendeakatamanoir9740I did. In a bar in Coahuila in 2021. They did not get along AT ALL.

[@michelepreta3339]

@@jeremytitus9519 was Trent there though?

[@sitfish1113]

​@michelepreta3339 What about the third guy (I don't know his name someone please enlighten me)

[@R__A]

“Alex can i talk to you?” “Sure thing” “Leonard I don’t wanna alarm you”😂

[@ericv00]

Leonard Alex. I've known, like, 7 Leonard Alexes. Totally normal.

[@MxGxREBEN]

I know a couple Alex Leonards, but no Leonard Alexes.

[@tyr0mancer423]

potato, tomato

[@corgandco]

Whoever had the brilliant idea to have the simultaneous shouting at Trent at the end is a genius

[@imaverageatgamesbutimostly3431]

Was that not improv?

[@SerCapelli]

@@imaverageatgamesbutimostly3431my improv coach taught me two rules: 1) "yes, and" 2) call Trent a cock sucker

[@surcettinr2600]

Poor Trent needed a hug after that

[@LordHotcakes]

Amen

[@SJNaka101]

​@imaverageatgamesbutimostly3431 no you're right, everything is improv on this channel. I remember that one video where Joel was tucking in his friend and started reciting Charlotte's web from memory. That was some impressive improv.

[@BoolyK]

You're beaming bright like a bright li... you're beaming bright like a

[@tefweebz]

I loved that delivery.😂

[@nitrorock1023]

Unironically, the video's premise that you feel better when you have a schedule and healthier lifestyle is pretty bang on

[@marshallgibson7817]

Eh.... Still not gunna do that...

[@TheUKisThere]

@@marshallgibson7817 I will

[@sporeham1674]

​@@marshallgibson7817too much effort, am I right?

[@dave_crates]

I am both of these comments

[@alexmartens]

Joel, Trent, and Leonard are back with another banger that makes a person wonder why the hell they're friends in the first place

[@gabrielwag]

Wait, why does Joel play Joel, Trent play Trent but you Alex play Leonard?

[@CantTellYou]

@@gabrielwag too many questions plz stop it’s not going to end well for you if you don’t stop

[@jakerobbins314]

@@gabrielwagdon’t worry there was a brief Alex cameo around the 2 minute mark

[@Gidrah]

I love how Trent is just standing in the background smiling like an NPC while they talk shit about him 6 feet away.

[@g3nj1]

This never happened and you can't prove it to me!

[@roceifin]

they put a man on pause

[@metastasisd]

Zach Morris time out@@roceifin

[@eiPderF]

That was the moment I decided I needed to share this vid with someone

[@MsSelfloather]

If only we could have seen the whole 8 hours of Trent sleeping.

[@MarcosElMalo2]

It would be like Andy Warhol crossed with Andy Warhol.

[@jonanderson3050]

do what I did, pause the video for eight hours. It's a commitment, but you really get the impact of the original production.

[@noiseisgold3n42]

@@jonanderson3050 i just tried this, but on 2x speed. so i got the full effect in 4 hours

[@jonanderson3050]

@@noiseisgold3n42 valid, but only if it fucked your sleep schedule

[@justinnewman13]

It is good to imagine Trent unphased by negativity, also a critical part of his schedule

[@mollusckscramp4124]

It's *c r i t i c a l*

[@borgysbad1557]

I was not ready for the choreographed “you fucked our sleep schedule” bit

[@ComedyBros5]

simply peak comedy

[@Goozeeeee]

5:42

[@DJDrDerek]

I howled laughing. I never howled laughed before in my life. I didnt even know it was possible.

[@spottedkangaroo]

Yeah, I lost it. That's my default notification sound now.

[@nebakaben]

Joel's videos feel like when you walk through someone's living room and you momentarily watch their TV

[@mollusckscramp4124]

YES!

[@eboatwright_]

_"The thought of a hearty breakfast beckons me!"_ I'm definitely using that one 😂

[@YTisformusic]

WOW, This fixed my sleeping schedule, and helped me get the courage to call Joel's Mom! Thanks!

[@CadJones]

Okay, this might be my favourite Joel Haver video of the year.

[@kaimac]

whenever I see Trent in a video, I audibly shout "Trent!"

[@_I_love_scabs]

Me too. I always click on the thumbnails with Trent in them.

[@algernopkrieger7710]

I'm gonna take Trent's advice here! Next time someone challenges me on who's sponsoring my what, instead of arguing and fighting, I'll just sneeze!

[@optimisticgambler3616]

Thespian Trent deserves all the Oscars.

[@immymoe914]

“Promise you won’t be mad? I just got nominated for all the oscars” - Trent probably

[@galatruc5480]

I love this low stakes, low stimulation and yet highly engaging content. I dont feel like someone has my attention in a chokehold, I just feel like im hanging out with the weirdo friends. Thank you Joel

[@markfarrow746]

“Boy don’t I know it” - Leonard really hit the nose with that one

[@situationfilms3136]

After this, I am going right to my scheduling agency to change my schedule. Thanks Joel shaver!

[@seraaron]

This feels like an extended good long pee video

[@cashwarior]

like one of those pees that happen when you wake up a little too early and it just keeps going

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Part of getting a full 8 hours of rest is taking a good long pee before going to bed.

[@Drew-f5t]

Is this canon?

[@Judah_B]

"Shit from a butt." had me cackling

[@ElDuderinoh]

Finally an actual tutorial that’ll work for me! Thank you Joel, now I don’t have to make dog and chicken sounds when I wake up at 2 pm everyday

[@Webberjo]

Notice how he doesn't scroll through social media for an hour before going to sleep. That part is imperative.

[@MoeSzyslak20]

You're only scrolling an hour? Rookie

[@bryansnaylor]

I've said it once and I'll say it again. Joel is the only one on KZbin making live action cartoons.

[@doughboywhine]

Trent really is a player character in this one. NPCs drop what they are doing to give him an enthusiastic greeting, he is able to immediately start sleeping for exactly 8 hours and wake up completely energized, while the NPCs who he initiated dialogue with wait that whole time just so that they can complain about it to him when he finally wakes up.

[@ultranipple]

Late comment but I hope Joel sees it: I feel like you really have hit your stride. That's probably obvious given the view counts, but almost every recent video has been like music. You're making content that is wholly unique and fun. I feel like your earlier short work was always you (and all the others), so authentic, but not quite as refined, well-paced or executed as it is now. This is probably my favorite short you've made. It's above what words can describe but something about the pacing and tone gives it this feeling that the next thing that happens is always off-beat from whatever was going on before. And Trent's playing a style of character he doesn't normally play and killing it. It's all so good, great job man. You're one of the most original, authentic, and wholesome content creators to come out of the last few years.

[@Joel-Haver]

Thanks for the kind words, ultranipple! I’ve been having a lot of fun always experimenting and pushing my style and I really enjoy the current form it takes. Just great fun with friends through and through and I’m glad that comes across :)

[@DrKleMENGIR]

​@@Joel-Havercan't help but imagine you thanking someone named ultranipple IRL and it makes me chuckle 😂

[@elbowonfire]

This video is giving “the machine holding you hostage in a simulated reality is malfunctioning” vibes

[@KUWAITGRIPSVEVO]

6:00 gratitude journal. Reflect on the hardships I’ve overcome 6:15 cardio. Treadmill and listen to my favorite podcasts. Taste blood. That’s probably normal 6:45 cold shower. Sasquatch man soap for men. Feel confident in my purchase decisions 6:47 bulletproof coffee and granola bars. Glycemic index on point 7:00 start work 7:00pm rising anxiety that I’m not productive enough. There’s a pit in my stomach that gets heavier each day. And the days go by faster and faster. I must not be realizing my full potential. Order self help books with smiling men in suits on the cover. “The Princeton rule to reaching your goals” “Dr. Oz’s three foods to feel happier” “How to maximize value for shareholders” 8:15 gratitude journal

[@TiffanySoulbird]

Is this what life in America is like

[@tendiesoffmyplate9085]

Im terrified that everyone around me is going to start acting like this.

[@ShockedTaiLung]

1:39 I can't tell if that was part of the script or if he actually messed up his line read but they just kept it in

[@Cyanice]

that disgusting blink sound at 0:22 was completely unnecessary. Keep it up Joel 💪

[@sirtymoo]

Trent’s vain attempt at hiding a devilish grin whilst falling asleep got me good

[@liamthelitlord5738]

This video really made me think about the democratisation of suffering throughout human history. If only we were motivated positively when other people did well instead of putting ourselves down. Now I’m gonna keep Depressedly watching videos on my phone

[@KeanuReevesIsMyJesus]

Thank you for this important video! I might not have a sword for home invasions, but at least I’m not Trent.

[@drumticks]

well there we have it, the new best sketch from joel haver. it was just that easy. a schedule

[@tygerinthenight3255]

That shot of Trent smiling blankly at the wall between their faces is a masterpiece. Also I now want to write up a schedule for my normal day in the style of a formal programme.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Being able to switch into standby mode is a sure way to get through your day!

[@jeffco.4878]

You might not always know what your watching with Joel Haver, but it is always exactly what you need.

[@genius171]

This was so helpful. I really fixed my schedule. Thanks joel

[@danielwitt1793]

Whoa! I really like this pacing and editing! Great work!

[@magdalenescheidel]

This was inspirational. Thanks, Trent, for showing us the way to a happy life. Don't listen to the haters!

[@steeliewheelies]

“Like shit, from a butt” This was a great watch, thank you so much. Went down avenues of humor that I normally only experience when talking to my friend

[@the.SteamingVegan]

Favorite episode in a long time. Especially Trent talking to himself in a narrator perspective. I don't know why that tickles me so well

[@shaeisgae8952]

This is one of my favorite films yet, another classic GoodLongPee production

[@lyssasletters3232]

Leonard being simultaneously both Alex and Leonard is pretty deep stuff

[@Syrange13]

I would watch 16 hours of Trent going about his day and narrating everything he does in that voice

[@pejakwopes954]

Seconding this. We need to see the full production of "Trent's New Schedule" in all its uninterrupted splendor. Or at least release the script so someone can bring it to the big stage.

[@mayssm]

I feel like the spirit of Tim and Eric live on in sketches like this.

[@boblincolninc.9654]

This man is a genius because this is not how you should make a video, but its done wrong right.

[@gunz2233]

It's fantastic that Trent's doin great and all but he really should be hydrating properly

[@gunz2233]

also very nice how he calls Joels mom every morning

[@TrevorGomes]

Before watching this I was feeling like a number 2, but now I feel all the confidence and fulfillment of a 9 of hearts!

[@MrMikel85]

I don't know this feels like the perfect video to watch while procrastinating

[@davidromeroblaya7920]

I will call that "Sleeping: Shakespeare's style". It's like sleeping but more dramatic and with more monologues added to the experience.

[@vxrektpanda8922]

For me i feel more like a Joker

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Do you feel more like the Mark Hamill, the Jack Nicholson, the Heath Ledger, or the Joaquin Phoenix version?

[@bolococo]

@@MarcosElMalo2 what about Gregg Turkington's Joker

[@vxrektpanda8922]

@@MarcosElMalo2 I'd say Heath Ledger

[@alexcolson2325]

I watched this video last night before bed and told myself, “I am going to sleep now.” And it fixed my schedule🎶

[@barghest94]

This sketch felt very... _normal._

[@thebeholder5055]

My favorite part is watching the clock on the oven, and imagining what might be happening between the takes that made it into this short.

[@wxguitarist]

I always gain the nicest smile from watching these videos. You bring me great joy gentlemen. I am proud to be a subscriber ❤

[@dabidoak]

2:45 The comedic interruption and timing got me hard there.

[@avemdelphinus]

this video changed my life

[@elive1367]

Love the mannerisms, please keep them

[@RealSwankyToad]

Trent inspires me to narrate every waking moment.

[@NecromancerSloth]

The way the "Trent" audio repeated has my greasin rn ❤🎉

[@MithDragon]

Joel trying so hard not to laugh during that unison take.

[@8bWaffle]

the way he slept rly made me feel so many emotions! Beautiful 😭

[@Crotaro]

Well, I can tell you that my schedule for catching your videos doesn't need fixing.

[@KaraokeDeepCuts]

Apparently same, I just checked if there was a new Joel video like 30 minutes ago and ended up watching the leprechaun one and now here's this! :)

[@NoiseDay]

I love the keeping in parts that would normally be called bloopers and just moving on like they didn't happen

[@calvinfranklyn5499]

Trent is about to single-handedly motivate me to healthier habits.

[@yizzardpalmero]

“Alex can I talk to you a second?” “Sure thing” “Leonard I don’t want to alarm you” Got me wayyy more than it should have lol

[@bennettwilliams_]

I feel like shit from a butt a lot. Thank you for putting it into words.

[@TheModdedwarfare3]

That yelping at the beginning was not expected and super accurate

[@uss_liberty_incident]

Getting 8 hours a night is vital to feeling normal.

[@MarcosElMalo2]

What card is that?

[@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem]

How about 7 and 1/2?

[@oldbrokenhands]

That kitchen kicks ass, stainless steel, wood grain floors, wonderful lighting; damn comedy pays the bills, and then some.

[@acagnoprod]

I laughed so much it's embarrassing. And normally I would hate those kind of, let's call them, "fast-content" packed with gag, absurdism and the weird kind of ugliness. normally. but I can't hate goodlongpee. It's so good that it's never long enough

[@ItMeJish]

I didn't know Joel was so good at slight of hand!

[@magdalenescheidel]

Thanks, Trent, for showing us the importance of perseverance in the face of homophobic slurs.

[@andrewcarr3703]

this is genuinely one of the best shorts you all have made - glorious

[@larryshackleford4376]

First comment

[@ElDuderinoh]

Sure are pal

[@taylordrake592]

I'm loving the sound and screenplay on this one lol the extra sound effects really make it

[@just2watch1clip]

Amazing cameo by Steven Seagal at 1:17!

[@mieruKai]

I appreciate this healthy reminder, I too cause my own suffering when my sleep schedule shifts to bed at 3am. Self employment is difficult to juggle!

[@TackerTacker]

4:02 I like that artwork on the wall 🤩✨

[@tjreynolds685]

I can’t believe they improvised this in one take! Those were some pretty lucky cards!

[@TheGruspastej]

Don't be silly. It was obviously several takes. They did it over and over until it at least almost worked. That is some dedication. Odds of it working out excluding the last card is about 0.92 PPM.

[@thomasstanhouse6224]

For some reason this style of story telling works so well in the animation style over film that you use in your sponsored videos. But I appreciate the regular filmed shorts too. This one is fantastic 😂 I definitely love the sidebars that aren't sidebars 🤣

[@VRJosh]

I would love to see the outtakes for that final duo-line, and if you guys managed to nail that first take BRAVO!

[@ebutblues]

as someone with obsessive compulsive personality disorder, this is actually what I imagine will happen if I just find the right schedule... someday... :(

[@hasa___]

Music selections were great in this one

[@Denizen-Unknown]

That is one comfy looking bed, man.

[@sundaynightdrunk]

I want a framed oil painting of Trent staring into the distance with his fulfilled smile hanging on the wall where I can enjoy his fulfillment daily.

[@cervtherat6771]

The way so many lines were repeated a second time in this video shows you that it's so well-scheduled, they had time to do them all over again.

[@DanielPodlovics]

The king and 2 sequence was oddly satisfying. I love the tone of this video lol

[@Kazend]

The Parker Lewis Can't Lose's vibe is strong in this one, love it.

[@favoritemustard3542]

If only they'd synchronized Swatches when going on about their schedules...

[@RK-ck6pl]

It's like train of thought comedy writing. Anything that comes into Joel's head, no wrong answers.. as long as it's long enough to make a video he just shoots it.

[@SmoggySandwich]

The editing on this one is so on point.

[@nayrsalohcin3072]

One of the finest pieces of cinema by David Lynch yet. Thank you, Joel.