A very NEWGROUNDS Christmas Special - ONEY SLEIGHS 2020

[@Totallyfizzle]

Santa's iconic catchphrase: "I'm just trying to keep it real."

[@deadbeataffiliates]

The way he actually said it was entirely too real

[@RoachCatJr]

r*pe

[@jayleana6219]

@@RoachCatJr 🚩

[@aztro.99]

@@jayleana6219 he spelt ripe smfh 😡

[@jayleana6219]

@@aztro.99 well damn, chill out lol

[@crisismoon880]

I’m very impressed at Tomar’s impression of Chris, Zach and Lyle

[@ZeeZ-96q]

Very impressed that he can suppress his inner Santomar from getting loose Doug Walker though can't do anything about his holiday beast, that F**king loves Christmas

[@yowatchie]

"Hey Jaxxy look at me imitate the rest of the Oneyplayers."

[@fungusTM]

He killed them after being enraged, he typed "this is the average amount of ads per length on a video, it just looks like alot because of the length." for the last time.

[@Hehe.3.]

Excuse me what is your pfp perhaps?

[@redmoon4202]

@@Hehe.3. what is hornet doing exactly is the question?!?!

[@erikrivera5946]

The crazy frog noose controversy sounds exqctly like something zach would make up except it's TRUE

[@irresponsibledad]

"Alright Tomar. You're on the internet and you want to have a chuckle. So you Google your favourite little internet critter the Crazy Frog, the famous Crazy Frog. And you're scrolling scrolling scrolling through Twitter, having a great old time, then you see in...like June 2020, so June of this year, a picture of the Crazy Frog but there's a little noose around his neck. What do you do, would you tell anyone?"

[@trarialtrarial]

@@irresponsibledad usually textual Zach impressions commented on these videos are obnoxious and draining but you nailed this holy cow

[@giovannitrujillo974]

@@irresponsibledad genuinely spot on

[@thatfunkyduck]

@Super Have Fun It's funny how everyone reading that can empathize with your sickness- Zach's voice goes through your head even when you're not listening to him

[@schnoz2372]

@@trarialtrarial idk i feel like they're all pretty funny. Sounds like u need a dopamine detox. Have you tried jelking?

[@smallbrainpodcast6727]

No mum and dad I can't come downstairs for Christmas prayers, I'm watching OneyNG from Newgrounds!

[@adrielarron9813]

Cool.

[@overlookers]

Yeeess!! O'Neil Newgrounds from Newgrounds

[@peenorweenor2137]

From newgrounds and youtube!

[@HnTr_VDH]

Hah a good thing I don’t have a family :P glad I got rid of them :D

[@modernnerd5592]

Wow, he sounds powerful

[@CamCoEntertainment]

Zach having in-depth knowledge of Crazy Frog controversies doesn’t surprise me in the slightest

[@YellowpowR]

I yearn to one day hold the history of pop culture in my brain like Zach does.

[@eddiemudie952]

"If a kid is bullying you, just corner him behind the school and tell 'em he's not real" -Lyle McFamilyFriendly

[@wanderingrandomer]

Then the bully will fade away before your eyes

[@dogboy0912]

Tell em he's not real is code.

[@schnoz2372]

That's the most terrifying thing that could possibly happen to a person without actually harming them

[@joeygreen8091]

“ i’ll kill you” “ but you don’t exist “ “ oh” *vanishes

[@PALACIO254]

Can I like still kiss his dad and like impreg his mom?

[@bagelsurvivor8466]

"SNOWMAN FUN SNOWMAN FUN SNOWMAN FUN SNOWMAN FUN" -4 adult men on Christmas (circa 2020)

[@Nia1sworld512]

SNOWMAN FUN SNOWMAN FUN SNOWMAN *FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-*

[@phlarstv6828]

SITE NOT REACHED SITE NOT REACHED!

[@yowatchie]

It does my heart some real good to see the Oney Sleighs intro.

[@NoaWatchVideo]

I really thought we weren’t getting it this year

[@imwatchingvideoz]

Yea, I was sad for a bit tbh, but having the yearly special in one chunk is actually smart tbh

[@veryoddnaw]

I fuckin wheeze from it

[@Starman_Dx]

"I'll never be ah memory" - King Hitler, Soldier First Class

[@exzyyd392]

"Stay where you belong, in my memory" - Winston Churcloud, Ex-SOLDIER

[@deslacooda]

"Dang ol' memories man" -A King of the Hill.

[@danimalthebruce2569]

“Memory, all alone in the moonlight I can smile at the old days I was beautiful then I remember the time I knew what happiness was Let the memory live again” - Grizabella, the Glamor Cat and known Hitler acolyte

[@OGRoachDoggJr]

Bro i owe alot to newgrounds. Its where I am forever immortalized.

[@larryhoover2541]

My guy, what is up

[@truenickspivak]

How old are you nowadays?

[@grubcesspool]

Im glad youre with us my beautiful little roachypoo

[@larryhoover2541]

@RoachDoggJR who is the REAL roachdoggjr

[@shaynehughes6645]

@RoachDoggJR video games

[@pepesilvia429]

I love how quickly Chris notices that the song is It's Raining Men, the main melody hadn't even kicked in. Reminds me of that scene in American Dad where distant music can be heard approaching and Stan immediately goes "is that Ace Of Base?"

[@justkon1789]

Anybody rewatching this cause they didn’t post for OneySleighs 2023 😔

[@The_G_in_Jesus]

watching this in 2024 because christmas is miserable and depressing and reminds me that I will die alone however it's nice to see people having fun

[@SkyflyNB]

ONEYPLAYS IS THERE FOR ME WHEN DAD ISNT

[@salsaneedschips8881]

Agreed

[@gaybrahamlinkoln5714]

@Hickory Jim lame

[@thatfunkyduck]

GUYS pause the video at 1:29 and look at the fourth paragraph of the Crazy Frog controversies wiki section. It describes how people in the UK were subjected to Jamster crazy frog ads up to 2,300 times a day on TV. Remember how Oney said in the Tom and Jerry play through that he hated Napster because as a kid (in the UK) he associated in with Jamster? IT'S ALL CONNECTED

[@wall4818]

buying that many slots for cable tv can't possibly be legal. that's like when you buy twitter followers and shit except everyone is subject to seeing every time someone followed you.

[@m.f.3347]

>in the UK

[@notveryniceatall]

​@@m.f.3347wow you can read

[@USMC49er]

Oney Sleighs is still one of the funniest intros Chris has done. Next to the one where the intro moaned during the Tomb Raider LPs

[@DeftestAphid2]

And you have to give credit to that detailed explosion at the end. I almost thought it was real. You can tell he went all out with it.

[@leodepew5696]

I think Julian did the Oney Sleighs intro (that and the original Boney Plays intro)

[@alphalax7747]

@@leodepew5696 yea Julian drew most of the thumbnails at the time as well

[@bnpqowl]

And the Mega Man X series where Ding Dong screamed.

[@seanlaffey3633]

I like the “Ding Dong Plays” intro.

[@cameronkoontz6393]

"What was wrong with Newgrounds?" *said the guy who made Leo and Satan*

[@shaynehughes6645]

He wasn't the bad, he was merely attracted to it

[@PinkEXP]

I'm so glad they invited Tomar to play Christmas games even tho he broke Santa's knees and pelvis bone.

[@notinanyway]

Even after his big failure its good to see him finally doing well

[@matthewarcati403]

Someone always has to be funny here

[@michaelmccarthy5166]

And he did it with his own knees and pelvis, proving he is superior to santa.

[@matthewarcati403]

Yeesh

[@funnybone6149]

Did he force him to slide down that glass structure?

[@Mungus_Bungus]

The talent of OneyPlays is currently playing the game in Santas basement in Lapland.

[@nachosNipples]

i forgot what lapland is

[@wanderingrandomer]

@@nachosNipples It's in the North of Finland

[@nachosNipples]

@@wanderingrandomer lol i forgot about that discussion

[@thatonegoblin7051]

like, y'all can land in ma lap anytime ;)

[@crackedemerald4930]

That's what santa says to the children before being Catholic

[@mariomaster64dslite]

A fond farewell to flash and fun

[@guhrizzlybaire]

Aw fuck forgot flash is gonna be gone and now I am sad

[@alphalax7747]

You really had to remember me didnt you

[@Zel3billion]

@@alphalax7747 he remembered it so you didn’t have to

[@Vitorio582]

Bluemaxima Flashpoint is all you need

[@uncledoctor6920]

It's okay, there's still gonna be ways to play flash games you just can't play them straight off your browser anymore.

[@redisnotblue]

A little Oney injected into my Christmas vein? My cup runneth over.

[@retroelite1019]

You know its a special if Chris's whole squad is in one video.

[@crackedemerald4930]

All his male concubines or concubinos as they say

[@Seantendo]

Cory and Dave were just really quiet.

[@teleportsaroundyou4629]

M-Mario? Is it a you?

[@beaverbicycle]

More like Oney PRAYS. Let's remember the reason for the seasons, guys.

[@shwembo]

Family and food

[@bingbingbongbung]

Christ is king

[@strawberry_boicake]

this but unironically

[@BurningOutBass]

The liberals are trying to keep Christ out of our lets plays

[@WispyWoodsman]

Drinking?

[@MrMultiPat]

As someone that once binged every single Nostalgia Critic episode, I love that they always reference him or make fun of him at some point lol

[@QRRast]

They have to do more “surfing the web” like videos. Them going on Wikipedia was hilarious EDIT: I’m going to go ahead and claim credit for these recent surfing the web videos that were uploaded nearly one year after this comment was made 😂😂😂

[@truenickspivak]

@@TheBanMan I’d pay fake money to get Zach to make bullets fly out of a gun into people in the McDonald in San Diego

[@trulyinfamous]

You'd probably love Vargskelethor's old windows destruction videos.

[@josharoo22]

I think they should branch out their content a little bit like supermega

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

I'd love to see that.

[@uncledoctor6920]

@@truenickspivak I'd pay monopoly money to watch Zach on his own play old school roller coaster tycoon

[@RussellReyes]

"what was wrong with people on newgrounds?" - the creator of Spongebob Sickpants

[@dogboy0912]

The creator base was in middle school, maybe high school. All we wanted was the perversion of everything.

[@RussellReyes]

@@dogboy0912 yes

[@orangy57]

Lyle gets nervous whenever they have to play Newgrounds games as he fears that Chris will bring up the fact that he had a part in the creation of Brawl 4

[@funnybone6149]

I love Zachs voice going higher as he screech’s about the Crazy Frog controversies

[@thegodofsoapkekcario1970]

I just realized that most Christmas games on NewGrounds involve shooting and killing something; no wonder these guys record in a mental institution.

[@Immor7alBG]

Homicidal shooting galleries were the foundation blocks of Newgrounds.

[@Fang_Tooth]

not just Christmas games every single game was like that

[@dogboy0912]

The year is 2003. You just finished watching a flash animation involving nu metal playing over blue stickmen executing green stickmen prisoners wearing orange jumpsuits in a setting strangely parallel to the middle east.

[@Slimurgical]

This entire channel is just Chris' overactive imagination and extreme vocal range and flexibility. The Nurses keep giving him games and he keeps talking to himself, the Editors are just staff at the mental hospital who all just record Chris' insane ramblings to himself and monetize it on KZbin.

[@lucamckenn5932]

​@@Slimurgicalcamera pans out and we are all in chris' autistic A Beautiful Mind imagination.

[@Haedox]

Happy Christmas, Harry. Happy Christmas, Ron.

[@SteffyCush]

thanks

[@sweet5304]

Merry Christmas, my dear pregnant wife; Luna Lovegood

[@vj6566]

Hey, dox

[@vrinnmetagen]

Oh shit it's Haedox

[@Seantendo]

Happy Christmas, Kyoko Happy Christmas Julian

[@bretthaskin4384]

“I can’t believe people want to die on Christmas” *Tomar quietly smiles a malicious grin with pointed teeth*

[@queencancerous5332]

Zach being genuinely shocked by that Jesus and Satan game is hysterical

[@disposable_income_andy]

i love whenever zach is unreasonably disgusted or shocked by something out of nowhere when he's the same one who, and i quote, "held it up like isis holding a severed head" talking about his boxers when telling the story of the time he shit himself and had to go to the hospital. same energy as pulling the 180 and being disgusted once he learns obsidian is breakable in minecraft

[@INDEXmusic]

Never get tired of Zach's realisation that they've created a spot on Hitler snowman 52:55

[@danerman]

For a Christmas where my grandfather is ravaged by covid and my father has had a stroke that has hurt his vision badly. Thank you for bringing some happiness to me during this time gang. I really appreciate you guys.

[@thegreatchrispy]

I'm so happy that the first 3 minutes of this video are a deep dive into crazy frog.

[@TheAkleand]

"what was wrong with people on newgrounds?" you were on newgrounds, i think you can figure it out.

[@imwatchingvideoz]

Buh-bee-baa-BASED

[@dogboy0912]

Next you're gonna tell me something was wrong about all those stickdeath videos about executing war prisoners.

[@FlippinT]

RIP Christopher “OneyNG” O’Neil

[@peenorweenor2137]

A proud astronaut, now he's soaring with the stars...

[@poppydablah]

rip oneysephiroth

[@citricdemon]

Miss you big man. Gone but not forgotten

[@wenbluepirate3954]

Chrischan O'Neill

[@ScootyPuffJrSux]

My son, my son, my boy is dead

[@sabastianstevens6402]

i never realized how good zach’s reagan impression is

[@GuitarSlayer136]

Not gonna lie, I consider seeing all my favorite boys together for christmas; one of my favorite gifts this year.

[@teriyaki_chicken]

Great way to end off the year

[@mikey4056]

"who knows the time of the nightmare before Christmas?!" I guarantee if Julian were in this video he would somehow know

[@themigtyboosh]

The best Christmas present of all is all four of the boys and that thumbnail.

[@strawberrycheesecake7706]

“There is an elf in myself” Surely there is a multitude of funny little elves in all of us

[@kelseyjaffer]

who am i really but six claymation elves in a trench coat

[@ItsBeenAwhilePodcast]

*Santa farts his way onto a roof* Zach - "Ooh interesting."

[@McDoinky]

i'm glad they're still using julian's intro ♥

[@pixxieniicky]

Im losing it at the beginning with the "happy bobsheaux-ween"

[@guardedbasket]

Can we have a “mummy/daddy” compilation? I feel like there’s enough for one

[@robertanderson1690]

Fuck yes, Mummy

[@thestanman1486]

Yes yes yes, daddy likes!

[@gaybrahamlinkoln5714]

@@thestanman1486 gross. What a stupid reference.

[@thestanman1486]

@@gaybrahamlinkoln5714 shut up, Gaybraham

[@benjf99]

11:43 zach’s amusement at that elf being shocked brought me christmas joy

[@Dergenheinkel]

I love that all the boys have gathered around the tree for this episode

[@the_kryllic]

“You wish you had the IQ of that snowman”

[@Jakomelo]

25:09 What a blast from the past. Some stay dry and others feel the pain

[@lucuador1992]

"Get that Tiny Tim over there" yells Tomar as he proceeds to beat the child with the force of 10 full grown men

[@realsnowmouse]

I was in the crazy frog discord server when it went down but the crazy frog hanging himself thing was one of the mods being stupid and they posted it to "see what would happen". They were quickly booted and banned from access to any official crazy frog accounts if i remember. I was there the moment it happened and i still have screenshots from the Discord regarding the situation

[@Drewbie176]

Why is there a crazy frog discord server, and why were you on it lmao?

[@ricardomora9913]

I love this intro, the scream and the explosion, never gets old haha

[@yoshiknight3680]

Hold the frick up! Tomar, Zach and Lyle?! This really is a Christmas miracle !

[@phili.9304]

17:51 Them yelling and Chris freaking out when there's a shitty MS paint reindeer sliding around on screen is fucking hilarious

[@atticuslee8916]

ONEYPLAYS is FINALLY on trending! Merry Christmas everyone!!!

[@themigtyboosh]

I know this year wasn’t the best. But thank you Oneyplays and comments for still all having a sense of humor and helping each other through this stinky stank ass year. Merry Christmas everyone. Have a boy. Edit: I just remembered we have to make it to New Years actually, fuck.

[@uncledoctor6920]

Im gonna fart in your honor you better hope no poop comes out or i wont forgive you EVER

[@flytrapYTP]

@@uncledoctor6920 it's okay let it all out

[@Top_Nepper]

I may be ruining Christmas for some of you but it needs to be said... Your parents lied to you Oneyplays isn't real.

[@vincenzo082]

Then who molested me with his large goblin nose?

[@TemmiePlays]

@Top Nepper Neptune is the top nep; nep gear is a weak version and you need to use her near an electrical outlet since her battery dies in less than 3 hours. merry christmas

[@PALACIO254]

I'm telling teacher on you

[@uncledoctor6920]

Youre grounded

[@Top_Nepper]

@@TemmiePlays PLZ stop bullying me

[@BrokeBot]

i love how they roasted the Gumball version of Crazy Frog 😂

[@gramkrakrs92]

Out of every pop culture show of all time, Zach remembers ALAN FUCKING GREGORY lol

[@bevenstarlow]

Merry Christmas to them early risers who thought to pass the time with some Christmas oneyplahs

[@justkon1789]

And to you

[@kodybuffettwilson]

"Happy Bobsheauxween, everybody." How in the fuck does Lyle know about Bobsheaux? That's such an obscure namedrop it made me jump from my chair. For those unaware, if Nostalgia Critic isn't providing the necessary dosage these days, Bobsheaux is your man... in a sense... oh God, what have I done?

[@HusbandofLois]

Bobsheaux is like the only seemingly normally adjusted furry other than Julian to my knowledge, there's no shame in his content but it can be a fun piece of cringe here and there

[@jobdylan5782]

@@HusbandofLois LOL

[@HippoHunk.]

who else was hoping we’d get to see all their faces when Chris enabled his webcam?

[@jamdamn3485]

Me

[@uckbritley1305]

They've literally shown their face on camera before though

[@blammo5226]

@@uckbritley1305 I want to see their four head floating in the darkness, like Bohemian Rhapsody

[@junkdog4138]

@@uckbritley1305 you mean like on oneyplays or we’ve just seen them in camera before

[@wungus_]

@@uckbritley1305 where

[@thomasshrum4006]

"Why would anyone search for McDonalds in Burbank?" Chris said as he wiped Big Mac sauce and McNugget crumbs from his unshaven chins onto his heaving sweaty bosom.

[@BananaLizard]

45:21 friday night funkin leaked alpha

[@morningcoffeecat2271]

Merry Christmas funni bois and boyfriend free gals in the comments

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

Das me :D

[@citlalinajera3745]

damn you calling me out rn 😔✊

[@radiantgradient3167]

Merry Christmas to all boys, girls, and dudes of all teenages.

[@gabbo7101]

boyfriend free china

[@El-Burrito]

Merry Christmas funni boi

[@rafigoghimarfirman3480]

I searched Alan Gregory on youtube like zach said and it showed a youtube channel with a shrek profile picture that uploads woman farting comps

[@PapaLuge]

I love how much they completely blank the name "F A G A T R O N"

[@clownymoosebean]

Truly, this is the meaning of christmas.

[@MintyZedGrimes]

I keep watching this over and over because of how mad that ChrisSMASH game makes them

[@MrPillz1]

Thank you oney plays for this great video. I'm surprised that for the last 50 minutes of the video is Zach beheading Santa ISIS style but I love the editing and your commentary on why Christmas is a Leftist holiday. Keep up the great videos!

[@tonybamalaboni3868]

This genuinely made me happy, it brings a tear to my eye knowing flash will die but this is a fair sendoff to not only my childhood but many others as this website has molded many people's sense of humor and is probably the most formative time I've ever had on the internet, merry Christmas to all the oneyplays fans out there, love you all.

[@ghostface5559]

use the ng player idiot

[@alphalax7747]

2:08 The Gang desperately needs to watch The Amazing World of Gumball

[@alphalax7747]

@DP91 y tho

[@bankr1782]

I'm so glad that Tomar said Tom Fulp-ery. He's a beautiful boy.

[@thatfunkyduck]

I can't believe they actually stumbled their way into beating that Chrismash game

[@tyronequinn]

God please can we get a massive episode dedicated to the beginning 3 minutes ideas. Discussing random topics and looking at wikis and shit. Like sleepgcabin with visuals

[@thatweirdguyoverther]

51:10 that is such an obscure reference that instantly teleported me back to 2010

[@lotgxj9215]

5:33 tomar stuttering makes it seem real.

[@wajihbec1087]

His voice actor talent showing

[@LPMagiz]

this is the golden age of oneyplays

[@nicolasrage1104]

Crazy Frog’s Twitter account recently told Matt Watson that he’s a huge fan of Supermega.

[@frostyx1531]

Idk why but the way chris says "what IS that that's horrifying" at 21:44 GETS ME

[@planetzdr]

I’m going to think that game show was a fever dream in a few years

[@half-death8095]

I cannot express the perfection of that intro

[@Terrakinetic]

I always tell the kids who ask me if Santa is real that "Santa" is a job and there is literally a school for Santas. Then I show them pictures of the Santa school.

[@Ihasnotomato]

The real Christmas gift is having all the boys together again ❤️

[@lordofthewasps8583]

My first Christmas alone this year. Glad that I get to watch some of the funny boys today instead of just being alome

[@kassfoss3210]

I'm happy to see you guys get together to play not only one last playthrough of the Newgrounds games, but also making it an Oney Sleigh's video. This really is a great gift!

[@cactuskid6747]

This reminds me of sleepy cabin I hope they bring it back

[@noemis8959]

wishful thinking my freind

[@robertcopp2411]

I like the Idea of the Merry ChriSMASH creator thinking that Vlad the Impaler just dropped anvils on people.

[@Leo3oproductionsK]

The most fun they had this session was a snowman Dressup game lol

[@askew88tm88]

We will miss you Newgrounds Flash trash. I loved you like no other...

[@jarsenberg]

I kind of want to see a more fleshed out version of the game where you have to speed run all the cool stuff Jesus did. Pretty brilliant idea.

[@Unsolver]

That quaint little weebl reference at 51:11 truly made my little day

[@bananaslammer1605]

That “normal frog” was a clip from the amazing world of gumball where they go back to the dead viral products/videos zone

[@berryquiet6497]

Santa gave me just what I wanted this year. Zach's sweet, succulent voice by the fireside. Thank you ❤

[@MisterDayDream]

I like how in the Snowman Fun game, none of them realize that the "hands" are actually supposed to be dog ears.

[@Archer_RS]

Nothing in this world makes me happier than waking up and seeing a 53 minute long oneyplays newgrounds episode. Love you boys

[@JLkeepinitrealdude]

Chris really thought he could hide the fact that he went to the McDonald’s website

[@StarryOrchid]

Now swear bear... Um *breathes* means a lot to me, swear bear helped me out through the toughest times in my life and was the only person who I could count on and was the only person I could express myself to. He saved me from myself and I am truly grateful for what he has done for me and I wish him and all the other people that he has helped an amazing life and prosperity. Wherever you are swearbear... thank you.

[@d1ngus-dangus]

Lyle wasn't lying there is official swearbear merch,websites, and plushies he was big at one point

[@ExplodingDuckBrigade]

That green and red elf game was amazing