A1 concepts Let's Pizza

[@dee634]

this video was filmed, edited and published by a video vending machine

[@MaicahRu]

I like how it has been prepared in a human-free environment, without being touched by any hands

[@PS360HD2]

What a time to be Alive :D

[@coffeelink943]

PS360HD2 very

[@utavtakt9361]

OMG!!!! XD

[@annybegum7667]

PS360HD2 uuuuytttttttttttyyttttttttttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuiioooooffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@inferno232]

Human free pizza? Wait, does that mean... Oh god. Oh god. The pepperoni I've been eating has been... Oh god.

[@HardKore5250]

What what?

[@randomstranger_3]

@David Heller The joke is that the pepperoni that he ate all this time before are all made of human flesh! That's it. r/woooosh

[@hjsudiasih527]

Its mean, the pizza didnt get touched at the processing of the making. Ik you all trying to joking/r/wooosh1ng, this is just to people who didnt g3t the joke

[@conroypawgmail]

Soylent Green pepperoni

[@lolnoob95]

finaly i can eat pizza without human in it

[@Kana_108_]

awesome right!? :D

[@SkepticalChris]

this woman has got to be the world's greatest ventriloquist!

[@HardKore5250]

😂

[@HardKore5250]

Hardin Origins why?

[@angelinafinn1355]

Skeptical Chris why?

[@conroypawgmail]

Yeah, the dubbing sucks, but here's her real voice: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqWwgHtvpcd1h7M

[@jayoniad]

Worst lip sync ever

[@emoedison]

This is the greatest dubbing work ever in the history of dubbing. You almost can't tell that the voice actor is on the verge of cracking up the entire time. Anonymous British lady, I salute you.

[@ToxxicTess5683]

Wow. Just think about what people would've thought about this 100 years ago. Pizza made by a robot?! Hand made pizza will always be the best.

[@NHarmonik]

"FLEENS? You're not Fleens! Whatever you are... MAKE ME A PIZZA!"

[@PEZhead5432109876]

"MORE TOPPINGS!!"

[@darminaarzeldumantay2139]

"SOMETHING ON THAT I DON'T LIKE"

[@jahwiegh2326]

Human hands or not, I'm worried about the state of that kneading chamber after 4 hours in the hot Italian sun after the 1st pizza's processed

[@TheKingOfRuckus]

3:01 For about two seconds I completely forgot about the pizza.

[@mathewgudino3127]

me too

[@franzsapka]

Pizza? What pizza?

[@angelinafinn1355]

TheKingOfRuckus wow

[@bigdaddyc9780]

Motorboat Numm Numm

[@zoiksandmorezoiks2719]

3D printed pizza. What a time to be alive doesn’t get much better than this.

[@KingdomHeartsBrawler]

"Whatever you are... MAKE ME A PIZZA!"

[@kairimasakaki5407]

MORE TOPPINGS!

[@wmonger]

I want one of these in my bedroom, I also want one of those pizza machines.

[@ChrisCapel]

What is this "pizzer" you speak of?

[@iceman6518]

10 more years and I won't have to pay anymore on the ingredient I put in her oven. Darn trade shows.

[@divyjain123456]

"Human Free Environment" Oh the irony :D

[@OneGrindyBoi]

It's been 9 years, why have you brought me here KZbin. Why do you bring us back to the realisation that the past was better.

[@RaiderDuck]

My mouth was watering all through this video. I would love to taste what was on display. Oh, and the pizza looked OK, too.

[@DarKKnightt07]

The pizza looks like cardboard with cheese and tomato sauce on it.

[@intellectracoon]

If it's not made by a master's hands in a wood oven. It's not pizza.

[@hsscope5702]

+Mohammad Thanks Mohammad

[@intellectracoon]

you're welcome XxXxX_Jakeisbake_XxXxX

[@oldaccount4930]

+Mohammad Of course

[@intellectracoon]

:) Timothy Shek

[@HardKore5250]

No contamination hail the 🤖 overlords!

[@pinballshawn]

I think this is amazing engineering! We own an arcade and I'd love to put one in. Looks crazy expensive though.

[@bderousse]

I also noticed how the sauce never got the center. the first bite is ALWAYS the most important bite!

[@LucanianIndico]

Anyone saying it looks like crap, you are of course entitled to your opinion. But just so you know what they are aiming for is the authentic Italian thin crust look. If you order a margherita pizza from a small Italian restaurant or even better in Italy it will look similar. I wish one was around here, these things would make a killing outside bars at last call.

[@HughLlewellyn]

It... it seems soulless. Or... soylent. Yes, that's it. Soylent! SOYLENT PIZZA IS PEOPLE!

[@noradennis4361]

i agree.

[@HardKore5250]

Souls are imaginary

[@axgoat]

I don't think the ad is implying lack of hygiene in Italian restaurants but they want to emphasize that the automated version is hygenic.

[@jason92385]

i understood everything except one thing. what is 'peetzer'??

[@StateTheSmash]

I'm surprised this idea didn't take off in this pandemic environment. You would think these would be everywhere by now.

[@emmestein]

I remember trying one of these 8 years ago. It was pretty decent, tasted like a frozen store bought pizza I remember that the price was pretty high, so that would probably deter people now. But in 2020 when Americans got their covid relief money that wouldn’t be a problem lol. But the cost is probably what killed it

[@jesuszamora6949]

I'm weirded out by how much of a huge deal is made of the fact that there aren't any people cooking the pizza... Automation is a good thing, apparently.

[@chromatica5494]

It's a hygiene thing. Remember the Domino's pizza scandal back in 2009 where the employees were sneezing on the pizzas and doing all sorts of other disgusting things? I can bet that probably happens in most pizza places. I wish all pizzas could be made by a machine :P

[@jjames4401]

Jesus Zamora I'd much rather deal with this machine than pretty much most humans!

[@thetinfoiltricorn7797]

Jesus Zamora yeah so how often is the dough maker cleaned? what prevents mold and bacteria buildup. Humans clean things becuase if they don't they get sick or don't have jobs, if a robot screws up it really doesn't care, the robot will never be fired ever.

[@HardKore5250]

The best!

[@wolfenstien13]

How did we even manage to create something like this? This machine is too precious for us humans.

[@CodyNexus]

that's some good lip syncing

[@menebatto]

kandi x-ta-c. The girl speaks italian

[@giorgiobarozzi89]

because you are not used to see dubbed voices in american films xD

[@Kiwirnango]

finally! I've been begging for years for pizza made in a sterile human-free environment!

[@l0udcheese]

human free? thats really a selling point? why would anybody care?

[@SuperRip7]

Because they don't want to bake their own pizza.

[@co_ody]

That's the selling point because no germs or nasty human interaction. A lot of people don't like people touching their food.

[@DG_427]

Timothy Shek At least here people who work with food use rubber gloves.

[@AWM05]

Because we all need to prepare to bow down to our upcoming robot overlords. This seems like a great practice!

[@HardKore5250]

No contamination

[@ers586]

Like most things, vending machines are a mixed blessing. They provide jobs to those who manufacture them, supply them, and maintain them. They reduce or eliminate the jobs of those who might otherwise act as vendors. I view them as a convenience and would certainly be interested in trying out a pizza machine.

[@ArtemyMusha]

Yes, but will it be guaranteed Fleen-proof? (Here's hoping at least ONE person gets that reference...)

[@LilacDownDeep]

+Akriloth2150 YES I DID.

[@HardKore5250]

What does that mean?

[@brandondester8922]

When I first heard about this, i was like oh ma gahd. Now im reconsidering...

[@jacobmontgomery1879]

Pretty funny considering pizza in Italy is not a common find. If you do find it, you will only see tourists eating it.

[@jsmith5212]

that's odd i wonder why that is

[@lionboi2]

J Smith Pizza is an American innovation.

[@jsmith5212]

no it's not

[@lionboi2]

J Smith Tomatoes were regarded as poisonous by Europeans-tomato recipes are American in origin, so if it has tomatoes, it's American. Pizza was invented here, and got it's boost to popularity through organized crime, because a pizza delivery guy could be in any neighborhood needed, just like a mob hitman.

[@oliverstucki2649]

Bruno Greenman Intresting. Please look to it that the world also know this new fact and request the change at wikipedia. de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza And please also your interesting fact about poisonous European tomatos: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato The world needs to know!

[@TheChiggawhatify]

I would have to be drunk and possibly lost to stop at one of these.

[@Mega3P1Kness]

I watched this totally under the impression it was a joke until it ended and I then I was like wait...

[@rushyahr7767]

That sounds like a good idea, but the pizza coming out of there looks anemic. If there was a bigger version that could spit out something that looks like it came from pizza hut then it would be interesting.

[@typemeister829]

We need this in America!!!

[@minhnguyenduc4165]

Julio Gonzalez fuck america u need in vetnam

[@GeoDasher8]

Minh Nguyen Duc god no no no NO NOOOOO!!! *Flashbacks to Vietnam war

[@DannyShaubolo]

It's nice to know that machines like these will make you redundant, except mine was a toasty machine, BETTY, HOW COULD YOU!!!

[@shayshay36853]

Can I get the pizza that has been touched by human hands please?

[@HardKore5250]

Shondra Giles eww 😷 gross

[@Sonnyboy118]

Only thing i am curious about is when the machine kneeds the dough with the water and presses it out. surely it doesn't get every last bit of dough, meaning there would be remaining old dough in the kneading process, unless it has a quick automatic clean? I dunno, just a thought. pretty cool though.

[@BIGMACMCDONALDLEE]

i need this!!!

[@rickliang]

yup.Max is going to get high on pizza

[@George-sy8jw]

max lee I find you !@#$

[@gelgoogmachines]

please email me [e-mail] for the machine price and details. @www.icecreamconemachine.com/product/pizza/pizza-vending-machine.html

[@lolnoone7887]

@@gelgoogmachines WHATEVER YOU DO DONT PRESS THAT YOU WILL BECOME A BOT

[@Robloxharleyb09]

I think the recording studio where she dubbed her voice was a human free environment.

[@vboy13]

ok but the finished product looks like cardboard

[@BigNerdSam]

I cannot wait for the hamburger and hotdog vending machines that are inevitably being made.

[@jmig.santiago]

im so stoned rn and i need this in my room

[@BigM33100]

Wonder if we'll ever see this in Australia, bet it'd make a killing.

[@Gothguitarist]

I don't know what I want to eat more... That lady or the pizza..... maybe she taste like pizza mmmmmm

[@TGEVortex22ua1]

Best comment XD XD XD

[@Jimmykreedz]

+IGLX Vapour ECKS DEEEEEEEEE

[@bigdaddynemesis8438]

same xd

[@rillomuslim5052]

lol

[@marianhollis5278]

okay

[@WittyDroog]

Quality of the pizza aside, I want to try it just for the sheer novelty of it.

[@Grumptr0nix]

Why would lack of human interaction really be a bad thing? I get the hygiene part, but it's really not a selling factor for me. Human interaction is what makes my pizza unique.

[@juanpaulr]

Not to mention that machine will need to be kept clean some how. There is a lot involvement in making that pizza that it has to become unsanitary at some point, almost daily. Humans clean less pizza baking untensils a few times a day. How wil this thing even be healthy.

[@phinx6730]

Who will be there to clean up all the dust thats the machine collects on the inside?

[@IAlightenI]

Juan Rivera I read on their website that daily cleaning can take 10 minutes and a weekly cleaning will take 45 minutes to complete. I guess they send guys out to clean them? Or are they trusting someone else to do it?

[@Andrew-hk5zs]

@@IAlightenI Same CIP (clean in place) system as an Tetra Pak R2, possibly?

[@AliveSigns]

Me: Cook my pizza HAL. HAL: I'm sorry Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

[@BlokeOzzie]

Since when is four flavors "A wide range"? My local pizza shop has over 30 flavors...

[@oldaccount4930]

+OzzieBloke Err... never

[@BlokeOzzie]

Timothy Shek So we agree then.

[@BlokeOzzie]

***** I am not a machine. I am a human being.

[@rodder9965]

Who cleans the interior & how often? On the tv show "How It's Made" raw dough drops onto a plate where it's pressed into the right size. Then it is transferred onto a rack for baking. Holds ingredients for 100 pizzas between machine refills. Sounds like a recipe for food poisoning to me. I would never even try it.

[@floozyish]

the pizza comes out like undercooked shit

[@DennisCarr]

I would think that, if your friend literally knew everything about history, they would have a particular phone booth, whose payphone has an "infinity" key on it.

[@neat4lyfe1982]

There is *zero difference* between this and simply reheating a frozen pizza. Only, this costs a whole lot more and wastes a huge amount of energy making fresh pizza batter and ketchup.

[@neat4lyfe1982]

UlyssesKrunk No. Do not be insulting to the differently-abled.

[@max-zl1vm]

They should just make a frozen pizza heater vending machine. It keeps the pizza frozen, and when you want it, it cooks it and dispenses it. Bam

[@uhohhotdog]

Factories require human workers. It's not 100% robots. Robots don't stock the machines. Robots don't repair the machines. Also companies don't just throw away their research and development after a product launches. There is always room for improvement.

[@aparks1437]

let's peetz'r

[@AkimboJoe]

In the future we will all work restocking and servicing vending machines.

[@will2tao]

the un-sync voice bothers me.

[@TheMrFrontera]

William Thao Maybe its the sync, but I feel like that's not even her voice. But idk

[@FTA-0]

yeah.. human free 😂

[@damantioworks]

@@TheMrFrontera the girl in the video speaks Italian, it's just dubbed

[@Garmork]

Now the robots can make pizzas, they don't even need us at all anymore. RIP Humans, Pizza Robot Empire will dominate Earth.

[@felipeaugusto6991]

omg dat woman is so beautifull =O

[@shaneblankenship8193]

we need one in Louisville ! it would be so cool to "make pizza happen" with out tipping.

[@thedonalds3073]

What the feck is PIZZAR???

[@robertlupa8273]

Now you can *"MAKE ME A PIZZAAAA!"* in real life. :D

[@Bustard]

the words dont match her lips

[@AkimboJoe]

Yeah, kinda sad they asked her to model for their machine and then thought they had to dub over her. Let's hear that awesome accent!

[@ers586]

EVERY vending machine takes work away from people, whether it is an ATM (fewer bank tellers), a soda machine (no need to stop at a grocery store), red box (fewer workers at the video rental store), or an EZ pass (fewer toll collectors). The question is: do the benefits of the new technology outweigh the harms.

[@Metalman200xdamnit]

It looks like crap,I'm sorry.

[@dawnkierznowski]

I can't seem to find a listing of machines anywhere. Where are you meant to find them?

[@COLNELIUS]

This looks fucking awful

[@kosog6584]

Now that's what you call edgy!

[@mrjinglesturd]

I bet this thing shows up everyday and work for less than $15/hr

[@vandinnyromeo4025]

She's almost as exciting as the machine! lol what a smoke show :)

[@johneta7665]

Wow that's all I can really say technology is amazing. But let's be real, this machine got to be at least a half million easy

[@MakstGaming]

This commercial states that the pizza will be done in less than 5 minutes whilst Pizzerias take over 10 minutes. Though I do agree with you that Pizza Pizza, Pizza Hut and Domino's just taste a lot better. Even though I haven't tried this machine made one I have the feeling it wouldn't taste as 'home made'

[@falloutpc1]

Adrian Monk would appreciate this pizza machine.

[@JackieGC]

It'd be funny to see the oven part of the machine break down and have someone buy a pizza.

[@paulnguyen8910]

Since the COVID-19 pandemic began last 12 March, the ultimate contactless vending pizza machine!

[@Deargodwhat]

THE MACHINES TOOK MY YOB AT THE PIZZA PLACE TOO!

[@ozzy10440]

Can't wait for the KFC vending matching, where the kill, pluck, dip, and fry up your chicken right in front of you!.... O_o

[@QualityJeverage]

It's a dub over another language. From what I've heard, the machine is currently being used in Croatia.

[@SamuelCish]

The way she speaks highly of the lack of human interaction... the way the voice over seem so artificial... the robot Apocalypse is among us.

[@PerpTheHerp]

I had some from it. My mouth prayed for mercy and my tongue shriveled up and died.

[@mugensamurai]

I totally forgot this was a pizza advertisement.

[@BansheeVanRaven]

If they don't use hydrogenated oils, or any oil besides olive oil, that looks actually damn good for a vending product. The dough is just water and flour, which is a bonus.

[@veterandd214]

I'd be worried when there wasn't enough maintenance done. How well is it going to be cleaned???????!!!!!!!!

[@NightwalkersReprisal]

Oh thank god I'm not the only one. I just can't help but laugh every time she says "Peetzer". Unfortunately that means that I'm laughing throughout the entire video. Maybe this needs to be a new micspam on TF2? I can see it now... -Medic deploys Ubercharge- "Let's peetzer!"

[@Neceros]

I would pay to have one of these in my house.

[@LordMichael-]

how often is it cleend?

[@legowoo101]

I am a brony and i understand the magic of pizza machines!!!!!

[@severalowls]

I also wouldn't consider "Untouched by human hands", "Uniform" and "Certified Sacks" positive phrases when talking about anything I would put in my mouth.

[@Deenz17]

finally i can have pizza from a human free environment!

[@MakstGaming]

Well, its my personal opinion, but I think hand made just tastes a lot better. The way you play with the dough, the way this machine doesn't even spread the tomato sauce around the entire pizza, and the fact that there are only a set amount of toppings makes it just incomparable to a hand made one.

[@Glowstuff]

These things will be a nice addition to any popular gas station.

[@acydskull]

Because she's not... It's an Italian company, and so is the model. The original video by Pizza Apetita can be seen here on YT, look on the video list on the right.

[@Blunder03]

I think the idea is more having a vending machine pizza than having a pizza with no germs...

[@Spikes007]

Didn't notice the part about the pizza until the logo at the end.

[@FSXNOOB]

Amazing... looks ok for a pizza :)