I hope that policeman watched this and realised AB was right, its not about making a viral video of an officer breaking the law. Its informative, eye opening and sometimes even emotional. Hearing the retired airman at the end describe his frustration with what has become of the place he once loved was heartbreaking, but he still managed to crack a joke and sport a smile for a complete stranger. AB captures everyday life in Britain in a unique way, love him or hate him he is a great filmaker
@GilbertdeClare070411 ай бұрын
And AB does amazingly heartwarming random acts of kindness to people like Christine, the little divorced guy, (aleikhum asalaam) who AB bought a Rose for, and also shows that there ARE really nice, decent, kind Police Officers out there still
@Mk1golf11 ай бұрын
I know what it is, boring
@JoBloggs3rd-os6se11 ай бұрын
@@Mk1golfand yet you’re posting ‘boring’ on this video at an average of once every 12 hours since this was uploaded saying the same thing…… 😝
@AdeyDraper-bh4jz6 ай бұрын
Exposeing you for what you are.
@narajunaАй бұрын
That is something the 2 shops changing their layout because of him :)
@Fatgucci101711 ай бұрын
Most dramatic, gripping, edge of seat inducing piece of videography i’ve ever seen. Poor blinds 💔 made me laugh
@Mossyz.11 ай бұрын
Big respect to the guy ...Thank you sir for your service .
@neilgaffney92328 ай бұрын
yes i thought the same
@moonshotsilver11 ай бұрын
Yoo AB I love this one. The blind leading the blind scene is the perfection of life & film. 👍🙏
@keithm304211 ай бұрын
It’s worrying how simple these police officers are
@sinopulence11 ай бұрын
Requirements of being taken on. Low IQ and ready to listen only to who they believe has authority. Pathetic pig cvnts.
@Mossyz.11 ай бұрын
@johnroberthines78113 ай бұрын
Very worrying can't even believe they haven't heard the going bananas expression
@Brasslantern007Ай бұрын
😂😂
@jamiemcm323822 күн бұрын
And how unfit they are
@jonross759311 ай бұрын
You can excuse those 2 officers for not fully knowing the law, but how the hell can they not have heard of the expression "going bananas". That's totally unforgivable!
@bpc61011 ай бұрын
They're messing with him. The first one was trying to needle over accent. The second followed suit, trolling.
@newuk2611 ай бұрын
Ignorance of the law is no excuse
@LEgoiste.11 ай бұрын
Humour extraction during “training” 🤣😂😵💫😕🙁😟☹️
@annjacksonbest11 ай бұрын
Its because AB`s accent is difficult for the little cherubs to understand properly..had my "getting banana`s" this morning lol. 🍌🍌🍌
@bosslady65611 ай бұрын
Honestly with their demeanor it’s understandable - doubt either of them have ever been nor gone any fruit!
@blobrana851511 ай бұрын
Mistake one: Being suspicious is not a crime. Mistake Two: Taking photographs of cars or licences or police stations is perfectly legal. Mistake three: Overt recording cannot be used as a suspicion of terrorism or hostile reconnaissance or anything nefarious.
@interestedparty0011 ай бұрын
Auditors must stop self-detaining.
@jabba097511 ай бұрын
"You're acting suspiciously." "Really? Do you often view other people with suspicion? That's a sign of mental illness. Did you know that?"
@Aurora-uq5hm11 ай бұрын
NARCISSISTS!!🤔🙂
@ToddDouglasFox11 ай бұрын
Actually it’s called paranoia.
@dantealighieri954011 ай бұрын
@@ToddDouglasFox Seeing their behaviour they have plenty of reasons to be paranoid.
@ToddDouglasFox11 ай бұрын
@@dantealighieri9540 yes, not unfounded.
@Aurora-uq5hm11 ай бұрын
@@ToddDouglasFox WHICH IS A HUGE PART OF A NARCISSISM!!🙂
@thehouseholder546811 ай бұрын
Southampton man is a king amongst men ❤
@lukasznowicki_mazury11 ай бұрын
One minute ago, I thought I will be one of the first, and here we are... 50 views, lot of comments, 50 thumbs-up... Greetings from Poland, great job, AB!
@EvenBigger-Brother11 ай бұрын
Big up the polish !!! . heard your fellow giving the EU a right bashing , softly spoken chap urging for more transparency and more accountably . not heard a righteous speech that was so on point for a very long time.
@arionlexi11 ай бұрын
A.B is ahead of his time⌚. Man really deserves a million subscribers facts 💯. A.B come for your flowers🌸🌺🌻
@samanthagames1023Ай бұрын
I love the way you played the sad music whilst he took an eternity to close the blinds. Priceless
@nigelcurtis342111 ай бұрын
Even two Real Estates taking notice and doing something about OUR data handling Proves that Auditing does make a Big positive difference (they should have done it in the first place of course) Keep up the Great work AB 👌
@ysgol311 ай бұрын
It's my firm belief that knowing what 'going bananas' means should be an essential part of police training - ideally on the first day. I also submit that PC Misery deliberately adopts that demeanour so that when he spends his entire off duty time telling jokes and roaring with laughter nobody recognises him.
@snakepliskin666511 ай бұрын
I just want good lawful police who understand the law and treat the public fair and politely who work on professionalism ❤
@vendettarising11 ай бұрын
dream on
@snakepliskin666511 ай бұрын
@@vendettarising hopefully one day but until then il keep dreaming 🛌
@prasiet111 ай бұрын
@@snakepliskin6665 we all want the police to do their jobs
@bryanbuttery508211 ай бұрын
Problem is there are a fair few who seem to be in the job just for the power trip!!!!
@Beast-ty1sv11 ай бұрын
your in a dream world wake up!!!!
@GuitarPlayersFun11 ай бұрын
Completely out of this world these guy's. I'm not a native english speaker and I know this expression. goes bananas
@tenkiller999911 ай бұрын
A couple weeks old and already a CLASSIC! Watched it all the way through again.
@ardamsterdam196011 ай бұрын
What a great guy at the end. Interesting what he had to say too. And I iagree with you AB, the council cleans up around them. Like the guy mentioned about the fellow cleaning the streets in north Abingdon, I do that too where I live. Twice a week I pick all the litter and when needed removing all the grass and other weeds between the tiles of the pavement. And council tax keeps rising.
@umerkhan636511 ай бұрын
Two of the most Wet police officers I ever seen 😂
@katcankan712911 ай бұрын
😂
@neilford733811 ай бұрын
What a nice old guy, could listen to him all day.
@RussellUK11 ай бұрын
AB 'going bananas' is definitely something most of us in UK have heard before these two are just weird 😂
@fresh.prince747211 ай бұрын
Apparently the older officer still hasent cracked a smile 😂
@AuditingBritain11 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@fresh.prince747211 ай бұрын
@@AuditingBritaini watch your videos one after the other your so on point and always so funny
@neilbobbett11 ай бұрын
He’s probably married
@fresh.prince747211 ай бұрын
@@neilbobbetthe's probably just set in his ways
@alexanderevanska427411 ай бұрын
His arse would probably cry and feel jealous if his faced cracked a smile.
@SparrowBoi1011 ай бұрын
YES AB!!! Expose these bully boys! 😡😡😡 keep doing gods work bro! 💯
@alankelsey94911 ай бұрын
Instant response outside a police station , not so much when they have a real crime at the Co Op . The Pensioner officer was a bit clueless lucky the young was switched on, nice guy.
@northernaudits11 ай бұрын
Wow cheers. Sat. Night sorted, get sat down soon with a beer and give this a watch. Nothing on TV but AB saves the day
@Youremywifenkwdave11 ай бұрын
It’s a re upload
@stuartb452511 ай бұрын
Hope you have a video for tomorrow?
@northernaudits11 ай бұрын
@@stuartb4525 I might be able to rummage something up 😉
@stuartb452511 ай бұрын
@@northernaudits You best have lol 😂😂😂 i
@piggy_patrol11 ай бұрын
See how quick he puts his book back in his pocket 😂😂😂😂
@Brasslantern007Ай бұрын
😂 nervous Norman
@oisajdfposid11 ай бұрын
6635 needs to retire, hes got the demeanor of someone who has been demoted more than once for transgressions
@sueshivers51208 ай бұрын
I agree with you. Shows how dumb he is when he asked AB for his name and he replied 'Houdini' and he started to write it down in his notepad. I love all these audit videos, but there are some really scary ones, mainly filmed in the USA.
@normanskistreetАй бұрын
Love the drama at 17:20. The music really turns the simple task of closing some blinds into a hilarious melodrama. Pure gold!
@newsbender11 ай бұрын
The whole world has gone bananas and these clowns haven't even heard the expression.
@Lookup2Wakeup11 ай бұрын
Probably being P. C. as AB is from an ethnic background.
@VadoVoodoo11 ай бұрын
They're too busy going nuts!
@TYRONE_SHOELACES11 ай бұрын
Hello from Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada .... just want to say I'm a subscriber and love your channel.
@peterlarkin7625 ай бұрын
Great username!
@wop602 ай бұрын
Same here. Italy.
@Cybertruck100011 ай бұрын
The police continually keep asking "if you are alright?, are you ok?, do you need any help?". They scurry off rudely and don't account for their non compliance about body worn camera notification. The older cop, shows exactly why he's never got anywhere in the job. He's got all the equipment on him except the essentials of politeness and acumen. The retired RAF gentleman. An example of a better breed of Englishman. A video for the time capsule that one AB.
@MyMKIV11 ай бұрын
The guy at the end what a legend and thanks for your service sir 👏
@thehouseholder546811 ай бұрын
When was the last time someone crashed a camera into a police station 😂
@dockaos92411 ай бұрын
Don't know if a camera has ever crashed into a police station but if it has I bet it was a plod that crashed the camera
@thermion786911 ай бұрын
@@dockaos924 They don't 'Plod', they rarely get out of the car!
@vendettarising11 ай бұрын
what lovely guy at the end, love blokes like him, you can tell hes a straight decent guy , legend
@thepeckhampoet190911 ай бұрын
Ahh, this is a great ending, he really wanted to chat about raf and his hometown going to pot. Sad for the elder generations to see things change so much around them. Thanks for giving him the time AB.
@jensun77wilson3 ай бұрын
Respect to the man at the end ❤ Thanks for your service
@geoffreyfield668611 ай бұрын
I've seen this before, but it was released only 4 hours ago. The mysteries of the universe. 😎
@mariedoyle883411 ай бұрын
I’m sure I’ve seen pc Clayton on another auditing channel recently? Cannot forget his cool, masterly prowess and bumbling fidgeting.
@KingDomsKingdom8511 ай бұрын
"Unlike Mr Olden Days over there" 😂
@jacktrawinski81407 ай бұрын
What a nice gent at the end! Well done AB for taking the time to have a chat with the man. 👍
@ericlandon184011 ай бұрын
Great video AB. I appreciate your character. It was nice that you visited with the man at the end.
@patthewoodboy11 ай бұрын
how the young cop didnt start laughing is a mystery to me ...
@thomasmeechan910411 ай бұрын
Excellent AB absolutely hilarious especially the blinds scene with the music 🎶 lol was laughing 😂 keep up the good work my friend 👌
@bikeelectric482111 ай бұрын
5:50 "you want us to do something illegal" no the OPPOSITE - he wants you to STOP DOING ILLEGAL THINGS - THEY WILL NEVER LEARN
@vendettarising11 ай бұрын
the casual way he said it, gives the impression they happily do illegal stuff
@greeney7611 ай бұрын
I love it when they get the notepad out of their pocket and assume they are going to have his name. AB is the main man
@ToddDouglasFox11 ай бұрын
I see you reposted this one! Great. So yes, as I said before, this is your best production ever. The watching of this never gets old. It is all about the somberness of those who don’t seem to comprehend the smallness of their lives. Instead they have a desperation about them to hide from a camera while being incredibly daft that they work for the public and that they must recognize the rights of the public. Yes, it exposes all of the reasons you audit to begin with in one short edited part of a video. Not the least of which is that the dusty, dank crevices of civilization must be exposed once and for all. We don’t need these dark hidden places in our world. I’ve got some mold and mildew cleaner I’ve been applying today, might as well use it all up.
@georgeh996711 ай бұрын
yes thought i had seen it before
@MikeNewland11 ай бұрын
Great comment about these slinking pit creatures.
@softshallow743510 ай бұрын
nah he hasn’t reposted it, it’s an update on the one you think was reposted. Even though he does reupload once in a while.
@ToddDouglasFox10 ай бұрын
@@softshallow7435 he completely took down the first one. My comment was pinned on the first one. He commented to me as did dozens of others. This is not an update, there is nothing new on this one. You are wrong. Btw, if you want to link me to his first post rather than this repost, have at it. You will only waste your time. In fact the first one was taken down within 48 hours.
@paulpovey8 ай бұрын
I love the layout and the eye candy in that estate agents . I’d put my information on display anytime for those two sorts 😍
@martinda744611 ай бұрын
THEY NEVER HEARD OF ''GOING BANANAS'' UNBELIEVABLE. After that I wouldn't trust them with a tea bag.
@sheriffbiggley-rh8tx11 ай бұрын
Mr Olden days is such a cheerful rosey cheeked individual😂😂😂
@bond066611 ай бұрын
"You want us to do something illegal"?, 😂😂😂😂 a police officer saying that
@Lulublu437 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service sir
@forbidden108611 ай бұрын
Best Auditor from across the pond ive had the pleasure of viewing.
@Tenmilsochet1411 ай бұрын
👍.... Hope you are well AB. ❤️
@snappa7711 ай бұрын
🥇
@Tenmilsochet1411 ай бұрын
@@snappa77 Loser !!!
@forthfarean11 ай бұрын
Superintendents are never busy. They do next to nothing. Sometimes they meet with a ‘dignitary’ . But by and large they do bugger all that matters.
@ellisjames851711 ай бұрын
Sure I’ve saw this before not that I’m complaining AB love the uploads
@FaithsFallen11 ай бұрын
The blinds, I laughed my ass off at that! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheSanctioningBoxer11 ай бұрын
Major hot fuzz vibes from these first two coppers.
@jasonharryphotog11 ай бұрын
state of the windows and the crappy blinds, the music was epic AB I was crying laughing
@fillipo1972Ай бұрын
You are the only one to do this with humour and some charm.
@SaleemKhan-pc8mdАй бұрын
This is the funniest vid so far for me AB Absolutely Hilarious you made my night ..👍🤲
@st1cz211 ай бұрын
Are there laws about making a false report in the UK ?
@dWFnZWVr8 ай бұрын
Yes. In the UK, it is a serious offence for a police officer to knowingly make a false report. This sort of misconduct can have severe consequences, both for the police officer involved and for the public's trust in the police service. Under the Police Conduct Regulations, dishonesty and falsification of any kind, including making a false report, is considered gross misconduct. This can lead to disciplinary actions ranging from management advice, written warnings, to dismissal without notice. Moreover, if a police officer knowingly or recklessly makes a materially false, misleading or deceptive statement, they could be guilty of a criminal offence under the Criminal Justice and Courts Act 2015. This can result in a prison sentence, a fine, or both.
@silentwitness24711 ай бұрын
“You can do whatever you want.” That young copper said it! So go on AB!!!
@Brasslantern007Ай бұрын
“Mr olden days over there getting stressed out” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “you need to relax” priceless
@pauline82418 күн бұрын
Loved listening to the old chap at the end of the video .
@peaky23711 ай бұрын
'You gonna send me a birthday card or something?' 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Niki-mp8qe11 ай бұрын
Made me laugh so much and the guys face didn't change I thought oh come are you a robot, I appreciate wit
@ronprince147811 ай бұрын
@25.45 thank you for your service sir. People seem to forget that older people were once young and probably lived more adventurous lives than possible now days. I know I could never get away with the things I did when young now🤔😉😈.
@RickBrasil222211 ай бұрын
AB you are funny man in these times..thanks man!
@simonpeterdavies907711 ай бұрын
THEY WERE OUT OF THE STY QUICK SO FAST THEIR TROTTERS WERE SMOKING 😅 AS SOON AS U STUD UP 2 THEM THEY ALL DID THE WALK OF SHAME KEEP ON COLLECTING THE PHOTONS AND THKZ VERY MUCH AB 👍
@DJ_Sycottic11 ай бұрын
Love your videos AJ... 😉
@chalachala611 ай бұрын
💕 you AB.
@davehichem936511 ай бұрын
Hi AB I learned a lot about civil rights thank you I will be always watching you
@bradchellingworth59736 ай бұрын
Im pissing myself laughing at that guy trying to close the blinds, the music is perfect!
@rogerborg8 ай бұрын
It never fails to amaze me that even when they realise that they're being audited, their fragile egos rarely (not never, but rarely) let them just walk away right there and then, as they should. For all what they whine about being "baited", they keep _choosing_ the wrong actions over and over and over again. Always trying to hand out a _directive_ to get the last word.
@wailer2720 күн бұрын
I know exactly what you do, BUT... don't try any car door handles and stay out of the road!!
@agustinlopez827211 ай бұрын
Thanks AB 🧡
@annjacksonbest11 ай бұрын
I have watched all your video`s by now and pine for more but this one, is by far my favourite, the laugh was terribly painful to my face, ribs and tummy muscles and makes me happy for a long time. Many thanks for this one. Getting banana`s yet? :-D
@annbest92187 ай бұрын
Still one of my favourites. Raw cheekiness had that poor man dumbfounded! 🤣
@user-xw1he5si7c11 ай бұрын
That cop sure sees a lot of stuff with his eyes..
@Nigfis11 ай бұрын
And his conversation skills level is.... Oh Look! A Pony!
@jaysen70411 ай бұрын
😂 AB asking the grumpy one his date of birth..and says he will send him a birthday card😅😅😅
@sloughton196111 ай бұрын
Slowmo and music with it. Superb,thanks.
@jamesdoyle844210 ай бұрын
Abeee nice ONE. a. Nover. Good. Vidio.
@Mr..E11 ай бұрын
Thank you brother for apologising for making me cry. I have not laughed like that in a long time. The elder gentleman at the end was the cherry on the cake. Pay attention yungans!
@goodecheeseburgers632011 ай бұрын
The blinds... Such a sad moment in history 😢
@carlaspinall74182 ай бұрын
Love your videos ab there so intertaining and funny😂😂👊
@SamCam10611 ай бұрын
I howled all the way through with the blinds, blinding music! 😂🤣 Bet a new set is on order 😂 Brilliant mate 👌🏻👊🏻😁🕺🏻🥳
@peterlarkin7625 ай бұрын
I felt sorry for that guy. Blinds can be so unforgiving. It was an emotional rollercoaster.
@mehmetturan192711 ай бұрын
AB king of UK ☺️💪💪
@mimetype11 ай бұрын
+1 for the Zappa reference AB! 😎👍
@johnroberthines78113 ай бұрын
That's what I thought 😅 bet not many will get that
@reneoppenneer93393 ай бұрын
You had your bananas today🤣. This is beter than Netflix.
@danielelston745711 ай бұрын
Great work as always AB.
@kevin_uk11 ай бұрын
These coppers are what happens when you only get 2 hours of training and even then you can only remember the one phrase from the Powerpoint presentation. 😆
@CoherentChimp11 ай бұрын
Public services and especially public workers have become unbearably authoritarian. They appear to truly believe thst they posses powers to do what they want with the public. They make up rules and policies to enforce their feelings and prejudices on those they are paid to serve. Some of them appear to believe that the public are nothing more than a nuisance.
@pirate708911 ай бұрын
I understand that in Australia an Auditor called nunya bizness has been jailed for auditing. I was surprised because i thought Australia was a democracy.
@LANCSKID11 ай бұрын
Isn’t this a reupload … seen it before?
@johndavied344811 ай бұрын
yes reload, due to a cuntstable going bananas, reporting A.B.
@Adorenarinjanki11 ай бұрын
First female officer didnt like being told about her camera..... typical 😅 Just updated my comment due to the absolute brilliance of the 'blinds' situation and the comedic effect with the music added. It made me laugh man!!!! Thanks for this today!!!😅😅😅😅
@jamesdoyle844210 ай бұрын
Abeeee. Love your video 👍👍
@johngrice224611 ай бұрын
It just goes to show that their must be many folk who give what ever they ask once approached by the uniform , we must train them not too
@TheShottyBoys11 ай бұрын
Why re-upload AB? Did you cut anything out or blurred something???
@ryanosborne494311 күн бұрын
AB....why have so many people not commented about the bloke with the blinds! The music you added. Omg I'm literally crying of laughter. Who knew closing the blinds is one thing for one person and a hobby/DIY project for someone else 🤣🤣🤣
@JQ-9997 ай бұрын
The blinds 🤣🤣🤣 Excellent work, AB! You need a website, sir! Hit me up!