About Our Breakup | Wine About It

[@Moth_IRL]

The stopping in the middle of love-making to hit the vape is wild to me...

[@mattdanfg]

true love is when you both stop to hit a vape

[@kris5465]

Movies taught me that people usually grab a smoke after they had s*x.

[@McAizen_McSosuke]

@@mattdanfg😂😂

[@tomw8329]

"Don't let your partner stop you from finding your soul mate". LMAO, that was a great line!

[@paulamejia507]

Its a spinoff from a classic "dont let your gf stop you from finding your wife"

[@tilu3303]

Sometimes your partner isn't your "soulmate" until they become one.

[@GabbysANinja]

I would like to add a fourth “hey girly” situation which is reserved for girls you knew from high school trying to get you to join their MLM scheme

[@plainText384]

YOU CAN'T JUST SKIP FROM #68 to #70!!!! WE DEMAND A THUMBNAIL WITH #69 ON IT!!!

[@DiluteOxygen]

Agreed

[@Newdrew8]

68+1

[@xCheatah]

you're so right

[@aa4a-a4]

RIOT

[@EyeSeeYouuuuu]

Weird

[@StarrVision]

I can't believe Maya owns an animal sanctuary and has never heard of microchipping your pet. In Illinois it costs about $10 for your vet to chip them and $25 to register the animal to your name. You should all be doing this because the pounds and shelters immediately scan for chips when they are found so they can be returned to their owner!!

[@boated915]

I doubt she doesn’t know about microchipping lol. I didn’t even consider what they were describing to be microchipping until reading your comment. at least where I live, you’re legally required to register your pet with the county, and that is what is used to determine ownership. microchips aren’t able to definitively prove ownership.

[@quinceyclouds3208]

She probably didn’t realize they were talking about microchipping. If the story said that they would probably both realize it pretty quick.

[@isabellad7396]

yeah and i doubt they are often worried about losing animals with the type of secure enclosures they have. at worst it would probably be an intruder which she has cameras everywhere so idk. they also have some animals that used to be pets so she probably knows that (shes also had pets her whole life?)

[@obant]

She's definitely confused or has lived in Texas too long (kidding, even in Texas you have to license your pets). I think if the story just said she "licensed" the dog under her name instead of "put", there may have been less confusion.

[@kimways8182]

I don’t get why everyone thinks this is in relation to microchipping. I guarantee you Maya has her animals microchipped lol. The wording here 100% tracks with the girlfriend having gotten the dog registered in her name as the owner on the AKC papers that would’ve been transferred to her from the breeder. I’ve never heard anyone use that type of phrasing in relation to microchipping or licensing.

[@3yp0n]

IT'S WINE ABOUT IT WEDNESDAY!!!! Audio listeners all the stars aligned and if you open up QT's and Maya's streams right now along with this podcast it's like getting 2 episodes at once but with 3 different topics (I don't even know what I'm saying anymore)

[@xCheatah]

YEAHH

[@newrev9er]

We appreciate you saying it, nonetheless.

[@3yp0n]

@@newrev9er Prayge

[@cazzenova9286]

audio listeners, they are ethereally glowing

[@burpinbubs2112]

Nah

[@DrAllDoRespect]

Maya is a rare gem. She is so happy and I sense it through her conservation videos. If and when she wants a relationship it has to be someone with the same energy. She deserves happiness, she has it and that makes me happy.

[@Googlrr]

My cat Dunkin I got from my ex GF. Her mom couldn't keep the cat where she lived, so the cat came to live with us. We broke up like 2 weeks later, and since she was moving back with her mom where the cat wasn't allowed I got to keep him. For a cat I didnt' want in the first place i would literally murder for him he's been my sweet boy for 10 years now

[@susanhawkins2386]

I did the same with my cat marmalade, the ex wanted to keep him but the cat picked me x

[@raah1_]

Audio listeners "wine about it!"

[@elleeeeish]

On the cheating and finding out in person vs on text. Sometimes the person shoots the messenger. This happened to me with a close friend. She was dating a guy, who one day was smoking weed with my older brother and some mutuals. This guy clearly didn't know my brother was good mates with her brothers either. He made jokes the whole time about how much he was cheating on her. Obviously my brother told me, because he didn't want to end this guy's life by telling her older brothers. I told her, it ended out friendship. She didn't believe me. Sadly she went on to have a kid with this guy, and only found out how much he was cheating when a friend admitted she had slept with him, and he also knocked up another girl. Some people need to see it to believe it.

[@SimonPetrikov12]

Did she get back in touch with you?

[@elleeeeish]

@@SimonPetrikov12 nope

[@Horchata4lyfe]

Stopping mid-sex just to hit your vape is the funniest shit I've ever heard. I want to try that ironically now.

[@SamSamSamSamSamlol]

I "hey girlied" my fathers fiance (they were together for 7 years) when I found out he had a sidechick (he married the sidechick 2 years after) That was 10 years ago. Lost contact with her when she moved a year later and only met her again a few weeks ago. She told me again and again how thankful she was that I told her, cause she got cancer shortly after moving and she firmly believes that she wouldn't have made it when the news came out at that point. Always tell people the wrongs that are being done to them behind their backs.

[@dogsandbeer]

Maya's comment about how parents would feel about their kid in a long-term high school relationship where they see red flags has me so curious to ask my parents how they felt when I was in that situation. They almost certainly wanted us to break up for years.

[@privatelt2524]

thank you Maya for inspirational advice in the intro!

[@JacubWhite38]

that thumbnail made me so excited and now im so sad but its okay because im used to it

[@lin_n_n]

i'm a psych major and you CAN condition someone into having a fetish btw, it would be through classical conditioning and it's actually pretty common!! for example commercials where sexy women are purposely chosen to promote a product can lead to people finding the product attractive or even aroused by it

[@Lucarioguild7]

So that's why I get a boner every time I see a Carl's Jr!

[@McAizen_McSosuke]

Head and shoulders 2 in 1 just get me sooo…🥵😩

[@lin_n_n]

@@McAizen_McSosukeLMFAOOOOOO

[@SP1CY_FR]

hush up scammer

[@themanhimself3]

@@McAizen_McSosuke I prefer 8 in 1.

[@chloejeong1675]

I never comment but QT you need to microchip your pets...and get them registered. That's the only way to get them back if they ever (god forbid) run away and they're found by someone else

[@MapleSheik]

Nick ain't even touching Maya's shoulder in the thumbnail.

[@hugojeller]

wooosh

[@Attewir]

@@hugojeller wooosh

[@nikiforoslll]

No shit Sherlock

[@JarlBallin420]

He's saving room for Jesus (Qt)

[@omegadirective]

That looks like an old photo of Nick but it's my first time seeing it and it's really funny

[@jojobean45]

Been in a 6 year relationship that started in senior year high-school been living together for 2 of those don't make me worry guys 😟

[@Timbo360]

If you already insecure enough to start worrying because of this, I got some bad news coming not too long. It’s okay, you’re young though. We all thought things always worked out and out future was set in stone.

[@jojobean45]

@@Timbo360 This was mostly a joke but thanks for the sage wisdom

[@Timbo360]

@@jojobean45 np, I’m glad you didn’t take it personal because I worded it rather bluntly lol

[@xCheatah]

Maya's eyes look so good with her hair color

[@lizacrochets98]

It's brown on brown ....like 85% of the population 😂

[@xCheatah]

@@lizacrochets98 does that make my statement any less true though 😏

[@lizacrochets98]

@@xCheatah didn't say it was untrue but pop off ig .

[@xCheatah]

@@lizacrochets98 'pop off ig' did you think? I was? attacking you?

[@lizacrochets98]

@xCheatah no, you just keep assuming random stuff every comment . I never said she didn't look good, nor did I think you were attacking me . I think you just lack reading comprehension and assume the worst for no reason .

[@SamualN]

3:25 I don't know how it works in the US, but in the UK you legally have to get your dog/cat registered with one of the government approved pet database companies e.g. PetScanner they hold keepership records for when someone looks up the microchip number. it's only a keepership record not an ownership record and database companies do not get involved in ownership disputes so that person could probably still fight for ownership of the dog despite the database registration

[@jenjerx]

The thumbnail, I'm dead 😂 Also Nick you came a long way proud of you buddy

[@thecatisfat100]

I love maya she's so funny but that whole cousin thing she wasn't understanding, shes so dumb 😭 but it was hilarious

[@poshrat993]

10/10 thumbnail pic lmao

[@aldenfriend9625]

I stole Lilypichu's dog and dyed it Keylime Green

[@jpc0309]

Audio listeners, Maya had an affair with Nick and they broke up

[@lukefisch9483]

Thank u

[@poprox2388]

I am extremely gullible, please explain

[@kaldadddddy]

@@poprox2388 maya & nick polom have been dating for a while but when Nick's gf found out they had to break things up,.. hope that clears it all up

[@tlang97]

"with me?! I'm him" "yes" LOOOLLL

[@j4agrande902]

Wine about it really helped me out with Non-romantic relationships with women

[@brodyhamilton7019]

I was knocking out some chores tuning in and out of the podcast, and when they said my name at 39:33 I just about sh*t myself

[@aldenfriend9625]

“Ok so I’m sleeping with Brody right?!”

[@AliceHartlovey]

I am in love with this

[@sugardawn9117]

ive been the one to tell girly she was getting cheated on, her boyfriend messaged me drunk saying how he's always been attracted to me and wanted to try a threesome ??? with my boyfriend at the time lol screenshotted the messages and sent them to her next morning. she was thankful but still stayed with him for a few months longer after that which is just like... why? but her boyfriend sent me a message saying how i had "ruined their relationship" lmao

[@Jad8934]

7:24 Nicole Rafiee mentioned 🗣️

[@sophiahansen4107]

That was a rly good ad for the Patreon bc I am a nosy b

[@minecraftnerd2175]

Qt you always look great but especially today

[@texmexlink]

DONT 👏🏼 LET 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 GF 👏🏼 STOP 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 FROM 👏🏼 FINDING 👏🏼 YOUR 👏🏼 WIFE 👏🏼

[@FkinSteve]

The vape during sex is fuckin wild lmao e: oh JESUS that tattoo huge 😭💀

[@adelam7534]

That tumbnail is just *chef kiss*

[@neofinch]

i like how qt uses this podcast to interrupt maya because she gets interrupted so much on fear&

[@nicocortes5145]

10:30 dude this guy is at the lowest point of his villain era lmao

[@MrHolzbein42]

Hearing that intro after the recent fuslie cheating "scandal" was too funny.

[@Mell0nballer]

Can you do a Breakup Stories episode every month? This was great.

[@nicoolcats]

love yall pop off queens

[@sierrashields6570]

In colorado we have pet licenses. At least in the county I live in. Thats how we register our animals in our specific names. Also microchips? Is this not common?

[@TheCentralScrutinizerAgain]

yeah, exclusivity isn`t a complicated word.

[@tonypepperoni5218]

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAIT UNTILL I GET HOME FROM THE GYM TO WATCH THIS SHOW .... so my gf can watch too

[@agriduIce]

Great episode!!!

[@maccamachine]

Wine about it Wednesday one of the best days of the week

[@corro202]

Amazing podcast.

[@darby510]

I had to hey girly a girl last week because she’s obsessed with the guy I’m sleeping with (we aren’t super open about it) and messaged me to ask me if me and him slept together recently. We have NEVER talked before. I was like hey girly this is an insane thing to ask someone you’ve never talked to

[@Harkins1721]

It could be the guy "hit his vape" as stop himself from finishing too early.

[@kyliemonteou3409]

OH MY GOD THAT TORTURED POETS DRESS QT GOT IS THE ONE LAUFEY WORE (or at least it looks uncannily like it)

[@Nolanmeows]

The neck strap vape is INSANE lmao

[@burningpapersun1]

"You got to be a foot person" - Nick, a foot person

[@mordrens]

7:25 nichole rafiee mentioned 🦅🗣️‼️

[@Tikalhammy]

I live in Arizona, and in my county you are technically required to register your dog in your name. They go through docupet. And you renew the license each year.

[@ags5409]

as a vet tech, PLEASE get your pets microchipped. it’s an easy and relatively cheap procedure that ensures your dog/cat can be identified if it runs away or gets lost. shelters and vets can both scan the chips.

[@lemonade1499]

How can I submit a break up story? I have only had one break up and let me tell you it was so wild 😂

[@datguy6101]

That thumbnail is hilarious

[@fortypath22]

How can they use the 2006-2007 JV hockey MVP in the thumbnail and not have him on.. sadge

[@orionxavier6957]

The idea that you "can't find love" and have to settle for less is such a crazy notion that comes from a lack of awareness of oneself, or rather lack of consciousness. It comes from an ego state of being which knows only fear, scarcity, isolation. Through higher consciousness you realize you are the observer of thought and physicality, they are not "your" thoughts, etc. And that love is infinitely beautiful in its potential and expression. Because love is not something you "need" or "have." It is what you *ARE.* Through ego we feel and express love out of desperation which demeans love, and makes it ugly...

[@SkylarMH]

Oof that last one hit a little close to home. I'm the Julia in that situation. I was dating this girl, we were together for a few years but drifting apart (got together at 18, went to different colleges). She ends up cheating on me with this guy and then dumping me for him (this was like 12 or 13 years ago). I found out from an old friend of hers a few months ago that she's still with that guy. Honestly good for them, but yes don't cheat folks, just leave the other person first.

[@TheCentralScrutinizerAgain]

exactly, and it`s such an easy thing to do. Why would anyone think lying is better than honesty? Cheats always have that cheating in their history.

[@jetey26]

2 seconds in and maya spitting facts

[@Rynodino]

52:40 started dating a guy in high school. He was physically and emotionally abusive for 5 years before I broke up with him. Can only imagine my parents were pissed i didnt see the red flags sooner.

[@madslethe]

pls do this again i have such a crazy breakup story

[@MrBandorr]

Fear and is so sexist that QT isn't even allowed in the wine about it thumbnail.

[@SWHBOYCE]

19:00...The mini-water was from a hotel ?...36:21...It's a Celtic cross .

[@pstmxlmnd]

the dark hair on maya is really making her eyes stand out!!!!

[@pharangaeljaw]

qt you are so fucking iconic

[@xXxjjTHEjetPLANEXxXx]

Thanks for the scrumptious patron taste test! I have to sub asap!

[@HalfPintTelevision]

When I was a kid I also was in a not so great relationship but was super young, dumb, with NO self-esteem and very much in love (as much as a young dumb child with no self-worth can be) and my parents ALSO thought I had lost my virginity to the girl, but I definitely did not, I was like 13. I remember being blown away when they finally said something about it.

[@HalfPintTelevision]

to be clear, they were not thrilled about the idea of me having lost my virginity, they were just trying to be realistic I guess?

[@mayafrags]

im sorry the divorced mom story is making my skin crawl LMFAFOFASFOSKFSKDFG

[@mollie_b]

Most artists release new music on Friday, which means it’s available at midnight on Thursday night your time, pretty sure. At least on Spotify that’s how it works

[@Ricekrispiestho]

I understand the caution around highschool relationships but also I've been with my highschool bf for 10 years now so

[@Finnishmanni]

WE DEMAND "WINE ABOUT IT #69"!!!

[@lukefisch9483]

Ginger ale mixed with minute made watermelon juice, by myself, an entire pizza, crying to the Moana soundtrack, let it go, and part of ur world

[@missymod]

Would you guys consider doing a makeup/skincare review of all your products/ products you think are a waste of money or time?

[@ytgirliepop]

the POD Was SOOOO fun :)

[@puffthedargon]

FWIW - The fat gap developmentally ended up being irrelevant as the youngest aka the 21 year old was the most mature in that whole situation =P

[@ewingmunicipaljr6596]

Good talk

[@Manuel-cn4rc]

Omg QT looks stunning

[@chaosbytes]

Fun fact: foot fetish is the only fetish that is directly tied to a specific region of the brain. It''s the only one that you kinda can't choose

[@Runeforged]

Cheating is for cowards. What are cowards? People who always choose themselves at the cost of others and who only have principles when it’s convenient. That’s the truth of it despite the attempts to escape. You cheat, that is what you are.

[@lex6576]

Omg not the Nicole Rafiee shout out

[@andrewmcmillan229]

#3 seems like they had a different understanding of the relationship. I think the dude thought they were FWB.

[@TrueGodVivi]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@tilu3303]

54:22 - It's not cheating when "she's not that into you" for a whole month.

[@Raptor14v]

"To get in a karate battle on top of a mountain is CRAZY" im fucking dying

[@queenspinelli12]

You're definitely supposed to register your pets with the government. One time a cop came door to door asking to see people's registration and blew a dog whistle to see if a dog was there

[@queenspinelli12]

@JackM-kt1oq maybe it's a california thing

[@Johan-di6md]

Oh thank God. I was gonna skip this episode when I saw nmp in the thumbnail but now I don't have to, don't scare me like that!

[@dixen9116]

no one cares dog

[@cissaye]

Needing to hit a vape while clapping some cheeks is actually crazy 🤣

[@whatreallyisart5898]

QT saying that not telling them why you don't like them in the break up will leave them thinking "she'll come back" gave me such a visceral gross out reaction. yuck. I'll never say "it's not you, it's me" ever again, please, I'm repentant

[@William.Kelly7]

36:33 it's disgusting that a shop would let an apprentice tattoo someone, that's just mutilation at that point, worse than making them tattoo themselves

[@Icemandaboss1]

48:01 WESLEY SNIPES?!

[@jenewbee]

You can register any dog and you are legally supposed to have your dog registered.

[@yigitkms]

omg nic polam

[@wesweslll]

i got greens beans potatoes tomatoes

[@johnburnside958]

There better be some hot goss or i'm gonna be pissed.

[@SergantSlime]

dude the guy handing that poor girl a mini water bottle after she found out he was cheating on her was absolutely fucking hilarious despite being so awful. my condolences to her but oh my god LMFAO

[@meawen7261]

me watching the end while still dating my bf from hs for 7 years and everythings fine lmfao it happens occasionally but wow is it so cringe that were like considered "high school sweethearts" like no shut up we just met when we were 16 and are somehow still together and like each other wah

[@gerb9119]

Thank god maya and nick didn’t break up