Asking Men If They Wash Their Hands | Wine About It

[@BriandeLint]

I love how 2/3 guys said they almost always wash their hands and the conclusion is still that men don't wash their hands after peeing, haha. This podcast is the best

[@CDNIVN]

Squeex was also the worst possible person to call. His stream of mostly male viewers constantly make fun of him for not washing his hands.

[@papabaddad]

They're lying lmao. Half the men at my work don't even wash their hands. At work!!! Where their coworkers watch them go back out there with dick hands!! at least half of customers I see when i'm in there just leave without washing

[@molly4561]

i looked on reddit threads and so many guys were saying stuff like "my d!ck is cleaner than anything in a bathroom" to justify not washing....ik reddit is full of lies but i don't feel like people would lie about that lol. overall i will continue to never shake or touch hands

[@clairev0yant]

bc they were lying lol

[@beatricedalpe7061]

31:33 qt is genuiely so funny fuck i love this podcast

[@n0face2]

The idea that the full moon makes people crazy is why we have the word "lunatic"!

[@Noah-lj2sg]

lunalovegoodtic

[@ninin11]

holy shit the more you know

[@DroneCorpse]

whoa

[@tigerheart5087]

It’s not an idea. It’s real. Not saying people will go full on mental but people are more emotional, aggressive and sexually charged on a full moon.

[@paulamejia507]

There's actually an association between a full moon and less deep sleep, so for people that already have pre-existing mental health issues that could impact them, and cause them to have their symptoms be exacerbated

[@McAizen_McSosuke]

Maya beefing with Lud no matter what is so funny

[@ToasterStronkle]

I can’t even count how many times I’ve heard a dude shit his insides out and then just walk straight out of the bathroom without even looking at the sink.

[@nein_nein.]

I never wanted to unsee a comment so badly ever before help

[@Benjammn]

This is probably the same subset of people that don't wipe because they think it is "gay".

[@DroneCorpse]

What if he didn’t wipe

[@ToasterStronkle]

@@DroneCorpse Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me. Half the time the floors are just covered in piss because I guess aiming doesn’t exist for some animals.

[@lolad1257]

To be fair, I've definitely seen women do that in public restrooms too. Or they do the BS handwash where they turn the sink on, put hands under the water for 2 seconds, then done and go to dry. No soap, just nothing. The worst though are the ones who leave the stall, stand and fix makeup or hair, then just leave. So not only do you have pee hands, but you TOUCHED YOUR FACE with them??? Bunch of dirt nasties out here.

[@NecroticIce]

from the title i knew squeex was gonna be one of the guys you called because hes brought up not washing his hands when he uses the restroom on stream often LOL

[@ZeroTsar]

As a man I wash my hands with my pee. My pee is sterile bc I exclusively drink rubbing alcohol

[@Noah-lj2sg]

I think you are full out sterile at that point

[@ZeroTsar]

Thank you, Noah

[@GermanSushi45]

Finally, i thought i was the only one

[@eyegnieesllA]

Urine is sterile. Literally. It QUICKLY desterilizes but it comes out perfectly clean.

[@ThePurplemaneater]

When the moon hits your eye and you're pissing outside that's a Mayaaaaaaa!

[@AlmightyBeing]

When I go to the bathroom and see another guy just walk out without washing his hands it always reminds me that I should never touch the door handle

[@JerichoTheCity]

2 homely girls back at it again with wine about it wednesday

[@spartnfish]

I forgot they talked about that and at a quick glance was like damn what an ass 😅

[@meman320]

No one tell them about comely

[@nnadir__]

Not squeex speedrunning through his stream bits within one phonecall 😭😭😭

[@aeas09]

I want to see a Wine About It episode where Qt and Maya try diffrent pick me alcohols and rate them 1-10 on how good they are and how pick me they are.

[@pgkr62pljks1]

Scotch and dark beer lmao

[@austinbedolla1299]

And more drunk Aiden

[@taylifts]

Hoppy IPAs and dark n stormies lol or Moscow mules

[@deanjuliano7849]

Appletini please, easy on the tini 🍸

[@CameramanI88]

On behalf of Squeex’s viewers I would just like to say we’re sorry about his whole not washing hands after the bathroom thing

[@MrSlizzard]

the little quaver in squeex voice at the end of the intro was just beautiful. good job pookie

[@radlee974]

This may be a hot take (Though I clearly don’t think that it is nor should it be!), but I actually think that it’s *more* important to wash your hands after sitting down to pee. Yes, obviously you should _always_ wash your hands, no matter sitting or standing. But it seems like QT and Maya think that guys who sit to pee could make a somewhat convincing argument that they don’t need to wash their hands because they don’t touch themselves at all. (Clearly QT and Maya are in the correct camp of always washing your hands, no matter what, so I’m NOT saying that they believe/agree with this.) However, I find it even *more* necessary to wash your hands after sitting (whether it be in public _or_ at home) simply because afterwards, when you flush the toilet, you’re touching a handle which has been used directly after people have gone number two _and_ wiped. Thus those poo molecules and germs have been directly transferred onto your hands. Now, let’s say that you’re in public and it’s a self flushing toilet, now you still have to touch the stall lock/handle which has _also_ been touched by people who haven’t washed their hands, thus it has the same poo molecules/germs on it! Of course there are some circumstances out there in which you could get out of/away from the toilet without touching *anything* but those conditions are few and far between. I could also just be a freak because I’ve seen _way_ too many dudes go to the bathroom and then roll on out without bothering to wash their hands. (So your hypothesis is absolutely correct! Clearly it isn’t _all_ men but there are a _lot_ out there who are lazy, disgusting slobs. I’ve also noticed that they tend to be older men.) So after I use the restroom, not only do I wash my hands, when I’m in a public restroom, I also use a paper towel to open the door cuz that shit is 100% covered in nasty ass germs!

[@CheesySalsa]

On behalf of clean people not just men, always wash your hands after you pee

[@480i]

Nah, I’ll continue to not flush if it’s clear and skip washing my hands if I go touchless

[@glumreaper8885]

​@@480ihonestly anyone who says they flush a clear toilet deserves to have their sanity checked. Part of the reward of good hydration is not having to spend on water on the other side, right?

[@millville444]

if i don't touch it, what do i need to wash my hands for? that's like saying every time you enter the bathroom, you must wash your hands. it's pointless and wastes water

[@meinultrautube3873]

But why tho ? Like obviously if you handle or anything after you do. But like what does peeing for men actually include ? I touch my dick for a bit, but not even at the tip. and most of ur dick ist just like skin anywhere else. If you shower regularly and keep urself clean down there, whats the difference to touching ur thigh ?

[@TheDCdictator]

Your dick just hangs out in your pants all day. You touch gross things with your hands all the time. If anything you should wash your hands before peeing.

[@augustmericle6776]

I called my grandpa out last time at a family gathering (brunch) because I saw him skip washing his hands. People are wild

[@MoeJac]

what a hero

[@augustmericle6776]

@user-mg4cc9sy7p found the guy who doesn’t wash

[@raerae9212]

QT is going to accidentally edit a 4-hour long video down to a 4-second long video of just her farting 😂

[@ibc_dude3652]

I love y'alls energy this podcast

[@LiveOutLoud321]

I love my dad but I relate so hard to having a dad with a car radio permanently on Rush Limbaugh. I remember always wanting to just talk to my dad in the car and have a conversation about life, but whenever I asked if we could, I would get shushed and yelled at because Limbaugh was talking. It honestly makes me so sad when I think about it because I just wanted to spend time with him…

[@andrewbloom7694]

OH GOD yes. My grandfather. Fortunately hes still alive so I can talk now, but unfortunately there are even more Limbaughs than when I was a little kid...

[@cocozimme]

I work at a blood donation clinic, ive had to smile politely and say "woah thats crazy" to the most insane shit lmao

[@Jadenity]

Missing "one-take Jake" on the first take is crazy

[@HuyNguyendotme]

Fart confession had me dying. 🤣

[@themelk0r21]

Maya briefly mentioned being interested in learning more math, a really good book that dives a bit into math’s relationship to everyday life is called Alex’s Adventures in Numberland by Alex Bellos. It’s not going to teach you like a textbook would, but it gives some cool stories that show how cool math can be

[@andrewbloom7694]

Matt Parker is a good one too, his standup shows are actually really funny and genuinely educational. He has a book too, Humble Pi I think, all about math mistakes that at caused real problems. Like those engineers who used some imperial measurements while everyone else used metric and ended up destryoing a 200 million dollar satellite when some system malfunctioned from it lol

[@arthiga4076]

Maya to me just likes learning Im that way as well you're never to old or wise or intelligent to learn something new

[@oftheHowl]

As a man who does wash his hands, most men definitely don't wash their hands. Seen it way too often especially while working in the service industry (by customers not employees) and now as a teacher I can tell almost no boy washes their hands because they're in and out of the bathroom in like 10 seconds flat

[@Yawning.]

I also get genuine happiness from being a fan and same as qt a lot of family hate on me and joke about me because I’ve spent a lot of money on people who don’t know me but it’s like it makes me happy so what’s the problem?? But honestly I think being a fan is one of the most enjoyable things lol

[@amuah2336]

Sometimes when I'm at home I won't hear the sink running after my dad goes to the bathroom. As soon as he walks out I point back in there and tell him to wash his hands.

[@Zerbon]

I've never felt more validated in my masculinity

[@taylifts]

"i was prepared to give you space to explain" as if i needed more proof she's been in therapy for years 😂

[@owennewlin9688]

yeah, for the full moon thing, thats where the term 'lunatic' comes from. The root word 'luna' meaning moon.

[@alexandra4873_]

43:41 this story has “that mf is NOT real” vibes 😂

[@hehexd2363]

full moon bringing out crazy people has been an idea for awhile, its where the term "lunatic" or "lunacy" come from pretty sure

[@anxietysalsa7643]

The fart confession is how i find out Qt does crafts in the Patreon???

[@kingmeverse5861]

what a banger episode! loved all the topics

[@FireDragonLance]

I do it every time, but I know guys that never wash their hands after peeing, even if they pee on themselves 😭

[@jpeg42069]

Noooooo

[@saraloveslfc]

my favourite science podcast

[@Chis2300]

Look forward to listening every Wednesday night after work. Don’t worry girlies I’ll do the drinking for you

[@link6913]

The cut into "Okay, I'm a 1 take Jake" was so comical.😂

[@judaslink3588]

I love when Maya says AUDIO LISTENERS

[@TheAngryCleric]

2:01 running to the comments to validate QT, I used to work in a hospital on nightshift and IT IS REAL

[@Idonknowwhat]

My girlfriend works with mostly nonverbal adults with disabilities and she always says the individuals at her work always act up and are more behavioral around the full moon

[@Icemandaboss1]

8:45 drywall puncher lol. I'm stealing that

[@aawlex2323]

Honestly I cackled at the fart story, almost fell out of my chair! Maybe you should leave it in and edit the clip of this story into it!

[@bobbyyoung4678]

What if you edited in a cool guitar riff over the fart? I think that's a pretty neat solution 😎

[@arcanine2778]

audio listeners a baby broke into her window 😭

[@mattwho42]

I do the same thing Maya does with my uncle. Every conspiracy under the sun he believes in. I remember a Thanksgiving when I was younger and he was drunk crying saying how Obama hates America because he's a Muslim. Nowadays on the "leftists this socialism that Sleepy Joe" rants I just go "'Wow, that's crazy". Don't waste your time on these people. They've already dug their heels in and nothing will inform them or change their minds. Healthy conversation only works when you're able to actually listen to each other.

[@sydneydicenso5966]

As a teacher, I can confirm the full moon does something unexplainable to the wackos

[@BinkyBoy-zk3ec]

As a man that does wash his hands after I pee regardless of the circumstance, you do not generally touch your penis when you pee. However, touching a toilet/urinal/anything in a public bathroom means you should wash your hands.

[@TissueCat_]

exactly! so many guys in the comments are saying they dont touch themselves so its fine, but like..the toilet is just as bad if not worse to touch than ur own ween 😂

[@iced4life3]

Unless you use your feet to flush the toilet.

[@zak3744]

I'm genuinely confused. Even if you are brave enough to just let it dangle and forgo holding it for a steady aim, how do you get it out of your pants in the first place without touching it? Or do you just merrily stand there at the urinal with your pants pulled down to your knees and your arse out? 😂

[@BinkyBoy-zk3ec]

Surprisingly, it's pretty easy. Most guys just unzip their pants, and pull down the front of their pants and underwear, letting it hang out. Since we only pull the front down, nothing in the back is shown at all. From there it's pretty easy to pee without touching it, you generally know where its gonna go, so you don't need to take strict control of the aim, you've got a big target. @@zak3744

[@BinkyBoy-zk3ec]

You've unlocked the dark secret of the .1% of the time I don't wash my hands, since I've literally touched nothing except my jeans @@iced4life3

[@andrewbloom7694]

32:23 this is very common, yeah. Appearently it was even better when it used to be leaded, it would make sense tho cause lead is supposed to taste sweet/not bad.

[@bimpadimp]

seeing the banana slug plushie improved my overall quality of life forever i think

[@ghostkill221]

I think I've got a good like 75% washing rate, sometimes when I pee sitting down at work, and I'm actually just watching my phone for 15 minutes, I don't. But that doesn't happen as much at my current work. But I also don't need to touch myself when I'm sitting.

[@116RonH]

16:05 I mean it's not absolutely necessary but if you don't guide it with your hands, it'll spray everywhere (Even if you're sitting down).

[@heykalei]

On the topic of men not washing their hands, I've found the men at my job (retail) are more likely to not wear gloves while working... so combine that with not washing their hands 😬

[@Swatotastic]

To be absolutely honest, it doesn't really matter. The phone you are holding is already a far dirtier thing than gentials would ever be. Not saying you shouldn't wash your hands after peeing, just that it won't make any difference if you don't disinfect your phone every so often

[@NakulOSRS]

Yingo hit the nail on the head. wash 95% of time time but when your in the game w/ the boys washing your hands is prioritized at the bottom of the list.

[@laughinglighting4343]

Excellent survey and great pod

[@GRIFFDANSE]

I always wash my hands because I don't want to touch my face with dirty hands

[@Bbookinn]

the fart story had me DEAD lmaooooooo

[@munch-]

As a guy who works in hospitality I always wash hands any time I step foot in a restroom, when I’m out and see guys not doing it, I get grossed out by them

[@FriendPal92839]

Not washing your hands in public is crazy. At home, I’d say most don’t

[@fujster]

in public restrooms there is a simple solution, hire someone to stare you down if you dont wash them

[@chaoticlynn11]

HAPPY WINE ABOUT IT WEDNESDAY !!

[@bee4590]

4:57 i love qt lmfao

[@tmcnasty8447]

squeex's "30 minutes or whatever" is so funny.

[@77kc77]

regarding the full moon - my sister was born on a full moon and my mom said the hospital's labor & delivery area was so maxed out with babies being born that there weren't enough rooms and people were delivering babies in the hallway lmao.

[@yejinnny]

i don't usually comment on yt videos, but I've been binging wine about it and I'm Korean idk if this actually a thing so I'll update this comment after I ask my parents Anyways when my sister was born, my grandma went to a psychic to see what they should name my sister and my mom named her that, but when my grandpa (on my dads side) found out, he got really angry bc he was Christian (idk the exact reason why) so they had to get my sisters name changed and I only found out when I was around 19~. Also for some reason none of my relatives or parents call my sister and I by our Korean name but idk if this is the reason why. Also unrelated but my mom changed my Korean name because a celebrity with the same name did drugs (huge red flag in Korea) also yeah it wasn't a big deal because for some reason, my parents didn't include my Korean name when naming me Anyways thank you for the lovely episodes each week :D

[@violetbutter]

if my therapist said "that's so sad" i would never recover 😭

[@TissueCat_]

the thing that the "no hand washing" dudes never seem to think about is even tho they may not need to touch themselves, they presumably have a toilet at home that u have to manually flush. so they're touching a toilet that ppl also touch right after pooping. and knowing plenty of guys, they probably dont disinfect their toilet handles very often. so, its gross even if they dont hold their wiener.

[@Abitflippant]

Maya said it, the reason the moon has that reputation is because before there was modern lighting the only time people wondered at night was the full moon.

[@happylittleacident]

im so happy my boyfriend is a very clean guy. he everytime weve been out washes his hands when he gets in (i never did that) he even EVEN washes his hands when he gets out the shower .. which is ceazy to me! but its really nice tbh, my standards are high now xD

[@pux0rb]

As a dude this is insane. I don't think I have ever NOT washed my hands after being in a bathroom, ever. Its pretty crazy how there are dudes that are confident and unashamed in thinking that most men don't wash their hands, wtf.

[@iandianajones0]

I want qt merch that says 'when you do a science thingy'

[@poshrat993]

There is not a single man around me who washes their hands after peeing. Not even my father and I complain about it every single time and I get told that I’m the crazy one for thinking it’s disgusting

[@Jeebeo7]

You aren't completely alone, my friend. Men with basic hygiene, rise up. ✊

[@Attewir]

48:00, audio listeners, you'll never believe this

[@averytheamazingone]

I'm an Ex-custodian and I can tell you that a majority of men will not wash their hands. OR wipe. It is gross. Men will also piss all over the toilet missing the bowl entirely and not flushing or cleaning it up. And like, I wasn't looking for it. They make it so obvious. Im sure there's more that I didn't see bc of stalls. For the record I am not a man but I do have the option to sit or stand and I prefer to sit, but I still was my hands even if I don't touch anything

[@AutieDino]

1:45 - there is a truth to it, rumour that it’s part of the lycanthropy mythos - it decidedly effects my mood & I get killer headaches so am less reasonable - plus I sleep it off so would in olden times ‘be missing’ Think it’s as it’s closest to earth so has larger effects

[@alilwildwithcat167]

4:54 People will ski or go white water rafting during a full moon cause of the light and that could just never be me. I’ll stick to doing it when the sun is out

[@last_ira]

WOAH SO EARLY TYY FOR MAKING MY DAYYY

[@SharksCare]

Great episode

[@corro202]

Amazing podcast.

[@ispoox]

I work as a custodian at a zoo for some reason, and I can say that, from at least what I’ve seen, every 3 out of 5 men don’t wash their hands, that’s why I constantly clean the doors too lol, and I wash my hands literally way too much it’s a zoo and I’m working towards becoming a care specialist, I’m not dying from some crazy African disease, let alone from some good ol’ American E. coli.

[@jasoncreamer4616]

at my job, they showed a statistic that 50% of men dont wash their hands and 80% of women dont after the bathroom, and i absolutely couldnt believe that because i was like "no way ive never seen that" and then i just started noticing in the bathroom where its definitely more that 50% of men dont wash their hands and i think that is so gross

[@whatreallyisart5898]

men always say that "their hands don't get dirty" when they pee, so gross. I try to convince them by saying that the average amount of times you piss during the day is a good interval to wash your hands at regardless of if you get them dirty by pissing or not. it doesn't really work, they're just gross. I cannot imagine not using the sink after touching a toilet.

[@Stevewithavee]

I still wash my hands because I like washing my hands, but most urinals are motion activated for the flush, so depending on your equipment and underwear, you could literally have a completely hands free experience. But honestly most guys wash their hands, although I will say some people definitely don't wash long enough.

[@whatreallyisart5898]

@@Stevewithavee honey, I am a trans woman, I am familiar with men's public restrooms and they are almost invariably dirtier than a women's restroom, everyone who steps in there should be washing their hands regardless of how much they touch when they use a urinal. it is weird to not-all-men not washing your hands in the bathroom while defending why some men might not lmao, do you see the problem? women think it is weird and gross to not do that, while men are at least usually like "well sometimes..."

[@lava_submersible2362]

I can't pinpoint why exactly but this episode might be my favorite wine about it ep ever!😅

[@MrSkizo209]

At home i almost never wash my hands but in public for sure i do. If it was a shared bathroom i would definitely wash my hands cause being next to a cut girl is less embarrassing than walking out without washing your hands

[@bxbydrxgxn]

Making a general statement that many dog owners need to do is crazy to post 😂😂😂😂

[@MrFraynejames]

Someone told me once, that people tend to touch many things throughout the day. That alone is reason enough to wash your hands.

[@patrickhare_]

lmao under 1 minute taylor swift mention thats gotta be the new record

[@JimB-k9l]

Its funny i've heard the "its not dirty" before too

[@sevilnatas]

Chiming in on the hand washing thing. Although I always wash my hands due to a strict upbringing (couldn't not wash my hands if I wanted to, my cross to bare), I don't think logically that one necessarily needs to wash their hands after peeing, as opposed to pooping. Human pee does not pose the same risk as poop, I mean some people drink it for god's sake, isn't it supposed to be sterile, and a guy is able to pee without having to touch practically anything, especially in the age of self flushing urinals. I think the biggest argument for washing your hands after peeing is the fact that we should probably wash our hands more often, in general, for public health reasons and door knobs etc., and the act of peeing just gives us a good time to do it.

[@chickpea734]

well u touch all sorts of nasty surfaces in a bathroom u should always wash

[@sevilnatas]

@@chickpea734 True, but you'd be surprised how fewer things a guy needs to touch, as opposed to a girl. A guy could get away with just touching the door knob going in and the door knob going out, which admittedly aren't probably that clean. That is why I was may hands and use the paper towel to grab the door knob going out.

[@slimthecatdad]

Waiting for QT to accidentally post the video and she somehow edited out everything except the fart lol 😂😂😂

[@Preachamain]

I wash my hands before I pee.

[@robcaboose510]

You guys know huffing gasoline is like horrendous for your brain and gives you a high of sorts. There are a bunch of stories from addicts who do irreparable harm to themselves

[@steveknows_420]

52:37 I would love to become a master gardener, like I can grow anything at any given time.

[@carburetor77]

In all my life I can only remember a couple times were I saw another guy not wash their hands in the bathroom. But I'm not usually paying attention so I've certainly missed many instances.

[@jojen]

As a man, I not only wash my hands after peeing, I also wash my d, unless I'm in a public bathroom, if I'm in public I only dry it with paper

[@acornreichler2085]

The ethical approach is that if you can do it hands-free it's fine not to wash, but you still should wash every time.

[@dasvedanya5722]

Okay but Banana Slug is the cutest, holy shit I neeeeeeeed banana slug

[@deanjuliano7849]

I frequently am in Wawa's (gas stations that serve hoagies) and I would say, my experience, is that 80% of the dudes, that stop in the bathroom.. do not wash their hands, before venturing out into the world. I'm, an anomaly, I wash my hands, before and after. But I do wish, that my male counterparts, washed up more frequently

[@duaneowens7777]

Funny. Which country are you from. Notice how some people would use a lot of toilet paper so they won't have to wash their hands

[@ankitpanda1860]

every time squeex makes an entry its a good time.

[@leilaluna7]

I think the dog whisperer is onto something with the water bowl. When my cat's water bowl has floaties he does this kind of meow of disappointment before he goes for a drink. :/