Absolute Mad Lads - Uday Hussein

[@CountDankula]

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[@Patriotic_Brit]

No.

[@IndicatedGoodLife]

Raid DkS_Monster is a pussy Legends

[@naruy1481]

obama prism

[@DksMonsta]

@@IndicatedGoodLife chill with that dumb shit dude

[@ShasOSwoll]

No.

[@BDeerhead]

"Uday flew into a rage..." "Uday flew into a rage..." "Uday flew into a rage..." "Uday flew into a rage..."

[@LikaLaruku]

He was a human salt mine.

[@noname-ve7wo]

Lol

[@noname-ve7wo]

Uday stubbed his toe.....

[@Ooogadaboogadayayaya69nice]

^Skyrim/Fallout user interface^ . . . 0.00: "Uday no longer trusts you." "Uday flew into a rage." "WARNING: HOSTILE ENEMY" "Uday is shooting at you!" "You were killed by Uday Hussein." 0.02: *respawning*

[@lilahdog568]

Read it as he said it

[@AdamOwenBrowning]

The real madlad here is Latif Yahya. Legend of human resilience

[@pointcuration1278]

I'm only surprised he didn't shoot Uday when handed the gun.

[@Awesomotron2k]

@@pointcuration1278 probably the retaliation of Saddam would have been biblical is why.

[@pointcuration1278]

@@Awesomotron2k I understand the biblical consequences may be felt by his family, but especially when someone's family is on the line, the answer to a tyrant must be "fuck you". It doesn't make him cowardly or weak to not have acted, but many more families may have been spared if he had.

[@huntersmith3888]

@@pointcuration1278 you can't always expect a rational response to an irrational situation.

[@CrucibleOfHate]

@Kyros Droztamyr tf is wrong with you?

[@ArsSanctum]

Uday Hussein is literally a Farcry villain

[@romdog1818]

Timothy Williams Except, y'know... (He *was* ) real.

[@16jms]

I would actually dig a Far Cry game set in the Middle East.

[@aydenhenley7147]

I thought the same thing

[@oliverfoldager291]

LOL so true.

[@lmjesus2192]

@@16jms that's an amazing idea! But PC dipshits would have a meltdown!

[@davidr3857]

There is one detail worth mentioning. In one rape case the mother of the victim (just before the rape occurred) pleaded with Uday's mother to stop the rape. Uday's mother said the victim's mother should be honored her daughter was receiving Uday's attentions. This guy didn't fall far from the tree.

[@angrybear86]

Christ Almighty.

[@davidr3857]

@@angrybear86 Yep. The definition of a narcissistic psychopath. A rarity according to the DSM. Good riddens.

[@angrybear86]

@@davidr3857 so horrible I don't know how to cope. Haunting. I have a 9 yo daughter I can't even fathom. Horrible

[@seand.g423]

True... Tfb the Middle East doesn't have anything on the scale of Redwoods, or someshit...

[@van3158]

@@angrybear86 in Iraq ive seen 9 yo brides with black eyes and fat lips from being battered by their +40yo husbands.. messed up place

[@GalvanicBones]

If anything, Latif Yahia deserves the title. The dude danced with the devil, crawled through hell and survived. What an absolute madlad.

[@hatespeach1984]

So the story goes....

[@darnis6497]

@@hatespeach1984 Yeah I'm curious about possible embellishment or worse that he's far more complicit then he lets on

[@GeraltofRivia22]

He most likely fabricated his story

[@xwewillberememberedx]

Yeah he had a sidearm on him and didn’t brain Ugay when he had the chance? Like, he was willing to slit his own wrists but didn’t want to go out by putting a bullet in the fucker? Big fuckin plothole there.

[@averagecomment123]

@@Saurus990 that would have meant certain torture and death of his whole family, including himself. What he had to do wasnt just for himself, but those he loved.

[@orly444]

Latif: *leaves the toilet seat up* *Uday flew into a rage*

[@HornadyMatt]

[Uday will remember that]

[@jensjensen9035]

Bawwbeh that is actually justifiable

[@ethanjennings7235]

“Dammit Latif, don’t you know how much I hate it when I get up in the middle of the night to pee and I fall into the toilet getting my booty wet?”

[@dizzee6089]

*proceeds to beat Latif with a metal pipe*

[@justsomeone5314]

@@dizzee6089 Tells one of the guards to piss on Latif after beating him up, and shoving his head into the toilet.

[@joshnwobodo8958]

This should be called "Absolute Mad Lads - Latif Yahia."

[@TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32]

Latif Yahia and his Father are the true Mad Lads.

[@lewisfell2714]

Impersonates a powerful insane man and escapes the country with no Id and just a cigar

[@1asdf2jklasdf31]

Well said mate.

[@handonthegat2989]

@@1asdf2jklasdf31 i i

[@MarvinT0606]

hard agree, this felt like Latif's Mad Lad episode and Uday was just a background character

[@Chocolatte2006]

The US Soldiers: Sir, we found 2 billion dollars in cash in the walls of Uday's mansion! Commanding officer: What? You found 1.5 billion dollars in cash in the walls? I can't believe they had 1 billion dollars in cash hidden in the walls! We'll surrender all 650 million dollars to the government immediately.

[@jackwalters3928]

Soldier: finds 3 billion dollars in cash in the walls of Uday's mansion. - Sir...

[@Gegengrupenfuhrur]

This gave me a damn good laugh.

[@roninski3638]

Yes you heard that right. We found 20 million hidden in the walls.

[@swagmanmark2906]

@@roninski3638 I can't believe they found $2 million in the walls of Uday's mansion.

[@speedysparta403]

This reminds me of three years ago in my country, three tonnes of weed was seized by cops...a photo circlated of the force burning what was clearly less than a tonne,and alot of smiling officers

[@bobo7918]

Him shooting the ak in the room feels like something out of Borat.

[@kandyburra]

I deadass thought it was taken from The Dictator lmao

[@eyecred4153]

Roflmao, tbh it actually reminded me of some gipsy weddings while I was growing up in 90's Romania, good ol' times :))

[@Xx_Swa9_9o7h_1nc_xX]

Bo bo Very aladeen

[@johnthesavage381]

Casually puts in ear plug

[@MrSimonPlays]

The part where he straight up shot a guy who refused to salute is very Aladeen as well.

[@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva]

Movie critics: "It's unrealistic that a villain would just shoot one of his men for no good reason" Reality: Uday Hussein

[@f.palmero5010]

But Fidel Castro's dairy obsession is 100% ok.

[@littlegreenhelmetboi4148]

KaptainMorganWo that’s almost every evil leader

[@chaplainjamesthicc305]

*Laughs in Stalin*

[@TheAsylumCat]

Reality is often stranger than fiction.

[@zeche8477]

Dr.Zachary Site [REDACTED] Staff. That man really liked his milk

[@camron.w1841]

Latif: "Uday, do you think-" *Uday flew into a fit of rage*

[@AgentDanielCross]

"Uday, don't you think it's..." "RAAAAAAAAGH!" *beating sounds followed by electrical shocks*

[@overcastandhaze]

I don't think, *I DO*

[@redjirachi1]

This angered Uday, who tortured him severly

[@lionheart6176]

@@redjirachi1 your *Oversimplifying* things

[@BunkerghustVA]

"Uday Hussain, I award you no points and I am glad you're fucking dead." Made me laugh so fucking hard man

[@BunkerghustVA]

41:59 for those who want it

[@invisibleman4827]

He made the world a better place by leaving it.

[@invisibleman4827]

In fact, his own sisters tried to assassinate him, so he put them under house arrest

[@alyssarichardson2544]

maygodhavemercyonyoursoul.mp4

[@alyssarichardson2544]

@@invisibleman4827 "so he put them under house arrest" I was about to say "...really? he let them off that easily? until I realised what that likely entailed 💀

[@cadettea2614]

Latif : *does anything* this enraged Uday who punished him severely

[@yashreza6643]

s p a n k

[@trailerpark7170]

I see A fellow oversimplified man of culture

[@brandontoms5199]

Another respected community referencing on another creators platform, you bold bold boy.

[@theghoul2303]

@@yashreza6643 nope W A C K

[@bocholotthethird3159]

Ahhhh i see you too are a man of culture

[@antoniotrejo272]

General Buttnaked: i'm the worst mad lad ever Uday Hussain: hold this bride i just kidnaped

[@t4th.]

"hold this cologne bottle"

[@xeroxyde3397]

Dude, Butt Naked was actually worse. He literaly eaten raw, fresh out of the body and still beating kids heart.

[@DERAILEDbeats]

@@xeroxyde3397 but as Dankula said in the video, his actions were so fucking bizarre that it had comedic value somewhat. This is just fucked tbh. But I agree that he's probably worse looking at the bigger picture.

[@Bopperann]

I thought the human stomach was bad but at least he had a reason, he was biologically a monster and his willpower was driven by his constant hunger.

[@cradleofgoth]

@@xeroxyde3397 those children died nearly instantly, didn't have to endure the torture. And buttnaked was crazy, he believed that it gave him power, so he had a reason, even though it was a crazy one.

"He escaped first to Turkey and then to freedom" that is just so painfully true

[@dobhamighabbas9057]

what is painful about that?

[@marny3559]

@@dobhamighabbas9057 Because it's Turkey.

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

@@dobhamighabbas9057 Turkey is pain.

[@atilla5018]

@@marny3559 I live there. I concur.

[@whatwasmychannelsnameagain2176]

None of you ever lived in Turkey so you dont know shit.

[@LatifYahiaOfficialChannel]

An entertaining watch, thank you for crediting my life story. Best wishes, Latif Yahia.

[@CuriousGuyOnline]

Deepest respects to you, sir, for what you have been through. I hope you are living much better than any of what was detailed here

[@davell1078]

Absolute chad.

[@BurghezulDjentilom]

no way, it's the mad lad himself ! much respect sir, best wishes to you and your family

[@iolacola]

You’re such a brave, honourable man, with extraordinary resilience. I’m sorry for all you suffered. Deepest respects to you sir.

[@ZeroResurrected]

I can’t imagine the kind of life you’ve lived, Latif. I hope you’ve found some amount of peace even in spite of all the nightmarish things your country has gone through

[@afrikayt]

Latif: *breathes* _this enraged Uday, who punished him severely_

[@thenateshow4371]

Is that a oversimplified reference?

[@feetusyeeter]

the nate show I think so

[@thripsys61]

lol, a bit like a tell tales game. Latif: exists *Uday will remember that*

[@redjirachi1]

Even Hitler doesn't deserve to be compared to Uday

[@ashtabet3450]

John Porteous dude they are very much comparable

[@HolkHugan]

"When a government is totalitarian, you get things like Uday" Headlines: " *Count Dankula criticizes the British Government by condoning the behavior of Uday Hussein* "

[@ryanward10]

So what you're saying is...

[@DayLateGamerWill]

Two severely underrated comments right above me

[@riograndedosulball248]

Next morning in every journal: Scottish Nazi leader says that the -ministery of love- British government is a totalitarian state reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@fenriz218]

Well, Dank was a bit one-sided in this video. He never mentioned the good things Uday did, like... uhm, like... well, Dankula is an Islamophobe!!1!

[@sinistreabscission]

lmao

[@johnanonimous7112]

The real madlad was the man spitting in the face of Uday.

[@MetalFire1998]

The fury of a father.

[@rm9308]

And why didn't Latif shoot Uday instead of cutting his own hand?!

[@johnanonimous7112]

R M It might have cross is mind, but if he killed him, Sadam would have done so much worse to is family.

[@rm9308]

Saddam's gonna Saddam. At least Uday wouldn't Uday anymore.

[@johnanonimous7112]

R M Its a sacrifice to take, but all that shit must have happen in 30-40 sec max, he did not think about it clearly.

[@kush2874]

saddam actually wanted to execute uday for killing his friend but his mother stepped in

[@SmokeyOwOs]

Mother took an L

[@SquareSausages]

I remember that scene in the movie, wasn’t it Saddams right hand/One of his oldest comrades?

[@kush2874]

@@SquareSausages yea his right hand man and he was a pimp that brought Saddam women thats why uday killed him

[@SquareSausages]

@@kush2874 Was he the man who brought Saddam the wife/woman that made Uday kill him or am I getting mixed up?

[@kush2874]

@@SquareSausages no i dont think so but he brought him his mistresses and was a his food tester

[@tonydiii]

"Latif was shot in the shoulder" "Latif was shot in the shoulder" "Latif was shot in the shoulder" "Latif was shot in the shoulder"

[@josephnormyle28]

Uday flew into a rage

[@rifleshooterchannel208]

“I used to be a body double like you, until I took a bullet in the shoulder.”

[@rifleshooterchannel208]

The Beast The Beast Why on earth would someone appear together, in public no less, with their “secret” body double?

[@achdong1445]

Korega...requiem da

[@Redtheseer]

@zachary chaber sees assains in unison starts the catch me if you can protocol going left to right

[@eldestgruff]

I was in a marine commandant's office once. He had a golden AK-47 mounted on his wall. Underneath it was a brass plaque reading: "Uday Hussain's Golden AK. Uday doesn't need it anymore." And that was probably one of the more badass things I've seen in person.

[@damonsmigielski3236]

Eldest Gruff This deserves more likes 👏

[@shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069]

Dresden files fan?

[@eldestgruff]

@@shloopydoopersontheloreguy9069 yep

[@kylesmith4513]

That gave me a hard on

[@kernow22]

I knew your Grandmother, she told me what a liar you are and how you steel from friends and family all the time! So I don't belive you.

[@PeJota615]

Latif was a Mad Lad himself for managing to survive all that.

[@Bopperann]

Fucking bleeding from the shoulder, "I'm Uday, let me through." XD

[@BasherTWOFOUR]

That car mustve had an impressive tow capacity to haul around Latif and his gargantuan balls.

[@superextempman]

Plot twist: this is actually a mad lad episode on Latif Yahia but he had to go into how much of a nightmare that Uday was to make us understand how much he had to go through

[@STRAKAZulu]

“He’s buried in a cemetery in Tikrit… just in case you need a piss.” Couldn’t agree more.

[@bitterbetty.9667]

Instead of saying “Literally Hitler”. I’m going to start saying “Literally Uday”.

[@ambrose788]

Uday was literally worse than Hitler.

[@Adamant_Consternation]

How about "literally Gilles de Rais"?

[@doommaker4000]

@@ambrose788 He'd be if he inherited the dictatorship

[@VioletDeathRei]

@@doommaker4000 Uday: "Genocide everyone I don't like. On second thought genocide everyone else too, also yourself and bring me your wife."

[@AngloImperial]

@@VioletDeathRei "And then her too."

[@NahashM5]

For the first time, I'm actually shocked. This guy is a monster. Not our average and lovable psychopath

[@Tupax]

He's just a pycopath with money and freedom lol

[@victorsjostedt4393]

I don’t personally think he’s a psychopath, because psychopaths don’t actually have genuine empathy, and sadism intrinsically requires the ability to recognise suffering in others. Psychopaths are just indifferent to suffering; they don’t care enough to take pleasure in it. However, malignant narcissists share the absolute lack of remorse that psychopaths have, but aren’t only limited to identifying suffering in others, but they even seek it out for their own sadistic enjoyment. Nowadays many psychologists believe Ted Bundy (for example) would have this diagnosis due to the sadistic elements of his many crimes.

[@NahashM5]

@@victorsjostedt4393 I used the term " psychopath " to refer to the common sense of the word, not the psychological pattern. But thx for the precision

[@bjarnestronstrup9122]

@@victorsjostedt4393 Psychopaths however may seek out violence and especially rape because it gives them sense of power and control, which is the closest thing they have to an emotion. A psychopath as any other person is a subject of tolerance, the more he has the more tolerant he becomes and as a result must find more diverse methods to achieve satisfaction.

[@Swagmite3000]

I love this madlad already

[@WILLPORKER]

the real madlad is latiff, god tier man with integrity and morals.

[@knixie]

ikr

[@Geek69420]

Preach it brother

[@urielgrey]

I am glad he is doing well and i wish him peace and happiness.

[@RangerHouston]

@Oz Lang there's evidence for the accounts of Latif, those who cast doubt are known Hussein sympathizers.

[@yondabigman4668]

@Oz Lang he should have became an author if it was fake. His book would have been an international seller

[@SMAXZO]

Imagine an alternate timeline...where Latif shot Uday...and then said to the guards that the body double went nuts and "Uday" shot him.

[@randomcenturion7264]

Awesome timeline.

[@taffydonut3704]

Did you think about this for more than 3 seconds?

[@long-hair-dont-care88.]

​@@taffydonut3704nope which is why awesome people like us would go down killing a evil cunt. Sucks to suck nerd.

[@RT-qd8yl]

I think that's what really happened.

[@redraven1604]

That’s what I was thinking.

[@Liam-uh3pr]

Latif: Uday: flew into a fit of rage

[@justsomeone5314]

*Alarm clock goes off( Uday: "Bring me the nearest clock craftsman. I want to kill him."

[@jackhealy3328]

"Uday was buried in a grave in Tikrit. I just thought I'd let you know in case you needed a piss." God bless you Dankula.

[@jackhealy3328]

@@Anoonymous420 Do it for all of us, mate

[@umanasilos2311]

@@Anoonymous420 put a picture of latif so everybody can remember who survive his weak dumbass

[@yms4355]

If someone does this, please take it on a video

[@xaphin4062]

what a disgrace that this piece of shit was buried in the same city as Salahaddin, lol. I swear that family was nothing but a taint to the middleasterns

[@xilon56]

I wonder how much you would have to pay in order to exume him and have him burried some place in Baghdad you can turn into a public latrine

[@Jianju69]

"The Devil's Double" was one of very few cases where a movie based upon actual events was toned down a great deal because the truth was just too horrible.

[@killerwatt318]

Same with Schindlers list. The things that Amon Goeth did were so fucked up they actually had to tone it down in the film to make it believable to a cinema audience.

[@MaSoNGaMeR115]

@@killerwatt318 but the devils double was based on a true story

[@harveyholmes9533]

MaSoNGaMeR115 how did you manage to write this comment without having a functioning brain?

[@matthewmeaney4500]

The double moved to my town in ireland when he escaped

[@alidawood8833]

I attended the premier of it at the Dubai International Film Festival. very much watered down.

[@bigwendigo2253]

Latif is a real man, he doesn’t need his daddy’s reputation to keep him safe And Latif’s dad is a real man, he raised his kid right. I’d like to think I’d do the same for my kid if I ever had one (I don’t want one) I’m impressed nearly to tears, these are good people.

[@sayasayaabraham9766]

Why do you think latif is a real man?

[@guacamole4724]

@@sayasayaabraham9766because he ran knowing he would definitely be killed if he got caught u probably wouldn’t

[@guacamole4724]

@@sayasayaabraham9766not to mention he really shot at Uday💀💀

[@sayasayaabraham9766]

@@guacamole4724 there’s no evidence for what he claims that he has gone through maybe he is lying and making up all these stories about himself, I know it is true that Uday had a body double but who knows who was his body double Latif has no evidence that he was Uday's body double. I don't believe him since I've heard that Latif is supporting the Ba'ath regime now, That brave Latif he describes does not match the personality he has now. He now supports a regime that buried thousands of children, old and young alive, led Iraq to wage wars with neighbouring countries, bombed its people with poison gas and.........., Anyone with a soul and conscience would never say that. I am Iraqi my English is not good but I hope you can get my point.

[@Volvith]

Soldier: "Sir, we can't get into the house, it's too well defended." Commanding Officer: "Okay. _Remove the house."_

[@XXStrong1]

If you can’t go under, over or even through something, just blow it up!

[@elmerjfapp5730]

this is what happens when madison wants in

[@evancoveney6268]

@@XXStrong1 Fuck yeah! MURICA!!!

[@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475]

*Up theme song intensifies*

[@Mick-oi3wy]

#1 ratbag whats your government job now? I want to be a Raider so I just want to get an idea of whats gonna happen if i get out alive.

[@AaronPaulIbarrola]

Uday's patience is about as thin as the amount of breathable air in China.

[@NPC-nn4qe]

11/10 underrated comment. This is so fuckin' true.

[@Olympus304]

UUUUUHHHHHUUUUUUU THATS SERIOUS COLLATERAL FUCKING DAMAGE

[@weedwhacker287]

China: *enters server* *say sike right now*

[@mobius-q873]

Correction its thinner than anime girl who has been starving for 10000 years without bones

[@Jekyll_Jackal]

911th like

[@big_guy_of_leiden5688]

“Free the homie he did nothing wrong!” The homie:

[@doctordoc2351]

*while we were marching through Georgia intensifies*

[@big_guy_of_leiden5688]

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall I’ll do it again in a heartbeat

[@caos1925]

@@big_guy_of_leiden5688 Hey, we did name a pretty neat and versatile tank after you, thoguh they die in one shot...

[@big_guy_of_leiden5688]

Adam Case ah yes that’s what I said before I charged into Georgia “Name a tank after me!” “Sir what’s a tank” “I don’t know just do it!”

[@lucaa.6406]

Man fuck the police Uday don’t deserve this smh free tha homie

[@satinsguard]

Latif Yahia is the true Mad Lad in this story. Even after all he went through, he still came out strong in the end.

[@atraxian5881]

Imagine a parallel universe where Latif actually killed Uday and made it pass as the body double getting killed. Then proceeded to remove Saddam and turn a dictatorship into a democracy.

[@Megaspartan23]

Or a universe where Uday killed Saddam and his brother, while managing to make it look like he didn't kill them. He would have then become dictator of a Iraq and probably nuked the entire planet.

[@rodeanalfanteforcadela7645]

@@Megaspartan23 in short: world war 3

[@LordBaldur]

And the US would still bomb the shit out of Iraq anyway.

[@GnyawiRunasimi]

@@Megaspartan23 Nuked? HAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE!

[@gewishworm4724]

cool video game/movie idea

[@sangwenrae]

Uday played 2 hours of CoD, that's why he was so violent

[@kevinfitzpatrick5949]

Oh god. My 1000 hours in the original modern warfare 1...

[@oljimeagle]

Get a good look at him when he shoots off the gun.. The guy looks pretty inbred... The product of generations of close inbreeding.

[@Supafstturtle]

He got to No Russian and he knew what had to be done

[@Heathertheheathenkitty]

Got that chat room PTSD lol.

[@davidthorp01]

The only thing that could make me rage that hard would have to be Getting Over It. Even then...I’m pretty sure this prick would try and have the man’s head for making the game, I’d just rage and try not to smack my computer.

[@Tarik360]

The fact that Latif survived and Uday died brings a bit of satisfaction to this horrible story.

[@TESkyrimizer]

Being outlived by your former body double. What an epic gamer moment.

[@kindledninja]

@@TESkyrimizer was Uday the body double the whole time?

[@Kriegter]

Stereotypical bad guys in movies, who unnecessarily kill random people to show their evil, are basically just a softer version of Uday

[@scipioamericanus6711]

Sounds to me like Latif was the real mad lad. The man who impersonated Udi Hussein, and lived.

[@ayndie38]

Scipio Americanus no shit! I don't know whether to be happy he made it out alive or sad that he has to live with those memories for the rest of his life. Christ!

[@TheHeavyModd]

He even had the balls to get into a firefight with Uday, what a hero

[@bubbledreams6382]

I should not have scrolled to the comments during the video. There are spoilers

[@AlowishusMud]

@@bubbledreams6382 did you expect people to not be talking about the video?

[@thedoctormayhemfuntimeshow3213]

For more of a look, see the movie called, "The Devil's Double" which is about Latif's job as Uday's double. Uday was a complete monster.

[@andrewtree4725]

The father who spit in his face is the man!

[@love_bell2639]

Definitely!

[@SepticFuddy]

The true mad lad

[@Phantron]

he is a king of the most curagous.

[@saberhap2639]

@Alyssa Richardson what

[@WyaldTalk]

Lesbians aren't real.

[@thewayfarer8849]

Consent: Exists *UDAY FLEW INTO A RAGE*

[@mr.bigglesworth1970]

Lmfao

[@evanblake5252]

The only sad thing about Uday's death is that he didn't suffer, and he died quickly.

[@matthewlee8667]

Whenever I go into a fit of rage and burn down the neighborhood: "Sorry, I'm just having one of those U-day's"

[@krispinwah2784]

Why so low?!

[@weedwhacker287]

Fuck you take my like

[@adamhavelock2104]

🤣🤣

[@user-lr6ce1mw4k]

Ha ha

[@cyrilgigee4630]

"Uday wus baeried in'a cemetaery nere Tecrete. A jus thot a wuld let ye kno in caes ye nede a pess." -Count Dankula, 2019

[@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014]

Beautiful language, isn't it?

[@cyrilgigee4630]

@@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014 Absolutely.

[@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014]

@@cyrilgigee4630 amen to that.

[@fuckinantipope5511]

Love the scottish accent. Just can't fockin' understand it when I talk with scottish people

[@riptwan]

@@fuckinantipope5511 I ken ya feel mon.

[@carterb3967]

This Dude is a walking war crime.

[@TheA2P]

Well... _was_ a walking war crime

[@carterb3967]

A2P True

[@oz_jones]

@@carterb3967 May he rest in piss

[@jameswilliams7026]

Are you referring to Count Dankula?

[@carterb3967]

James Williams I’m referring to Uday Hussein

[@CptDawner]

“So Uday flew into a rage...” seems to be the thesis statement of the video.

[@jayvoor]

Uday: *literally gives Latif a gun* Latif : *cutting sounds*

[@benek7538]

Uday: say sike rn

[@connorp3030]

Perhaps Latif thought uday took the bullets out

[@purpandorange]

I think the “sup yo” part may have been creative license

[@SuperZez]

@@cuntpuncherino Maybe not you, but your family? Definitely.

[@cuntpuncherino]

Yeah....that's probably why Latif didn't do it either

[@DankBoyy00]

That feel when a dictator thinks you're too evil

[@zalac153]

Saddam picking an heir, looks at his first son "Not Uday.... Not Uday"

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

which implies Saddam had a tiny bit of a conscious... which... means... something... not sure what, but it means it.

[@Immor7alBG]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC Nah, Uday was probably just shit when it came to anything that wasn't rape, torture, etc...

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

@@Immor7alBG sure, that's likely true as well, but that would still require Saddam to have cared enough about his country to want it to have a decent ruler after he was gone.

[@Immor7alBG]

@@RipOffProductionsLLC The point flew over your head, he doesn't want his son to ruin what he had built, he's a dictator not a carebear lol

[@crackedhammer4612]

Mostly Toasty Sadam: “Not Uday!” Advisor: “But he’s your eldest.” Sadam: “Never Uday!”

[@jknott1003]

"I award you no points and I'm glad you're fookin dead" Best quote ever.

[@Bobsy144]

We need one on John McAfee! Antivirus creator, Interpol’s most wanted, International Criminal and Scat Enthusiast What more could you want?

[@harleymitchelly5542]

His damn ransomware off my new laptop.

[@swivelhips586]

I call him "Scat Hammock"

[@absolutegarbage3654]

Also foot fetishist

[@absolutegarbage3654]

Also he was trying to become president

[@alalvarez7301]

His story's not over. Dankula has said several times he'll do the Madlads on McAfee when his tale ends, so as not to repeat a Dragonlord. So hey, something to look foward when McAfee goes missing. Or his body washes up ashore. Or both. I legit have no idea at this point because its fucking McAfee.

[@charlesoconnell2970]

The “CLICK THE LINK” chant and the slow zoom is the most convincing form for advertising ever

[@thinkingmachine354]

Still didn't though cos the game looks shit

[@nerdlingeeksly5192]

I found it funny

[@MarkButQuestion]

CLECK THE LENK CLECK THE LENK CLECK THE LENK CLECK THE LENK

[@IGeorge94]

I haven’t purchased it as of not sure I can play it having the same account on different phones. As honestly I don’t wan’t to play on my I-Phone.

[@robertkraciuk2753]

CLECK DE LENK

[@Augustmsb]

I treat every new episode of absolute mad lads as an event like a huge movie release

[@KingZomp]

I'm gunna give this one 5 bags of popcorn and a little American flag to wave for the kids to wave around back at home. Kids love toys and flags and what not, they're fun for people of all ages really.

[@peteswafflemeyer5620]

abso-fucking-lutely dude

[@maxkennedy8075]

August Søgaard bregenhøj Bigger than star wars

[@russellg81]

Haha. I am same. Made a nice meal and everything. 👌☺️🍝🍷

[@afailable]

Probably the only movie I want to see as much as new mad lads is joker

[@M4ruta]

It's stories like these that make you never want to complain about anything in your life ever again.

[@alexf9381]

Right. Also being grateful for being born in the country I was.

[@jonathanramos8414]

​@@alexf9381the middle east sucks ass in general

[@jonathanramos8414]

​@@alexf9381apart from Israel but alot of people hate Israel for some reason

[@evantaylor9566]

Sergeant: Private, do you see that house? Private: Yes sir? Sergeant: I don’t want to.

[@BlackWolf18C]

Private: Yes sir.

[@dannylamb456]

_house demolishing noises_

[@msstarlight4770]

Heh heh heh! 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

[@pnw_wheelies878]

@#1 ratbag yeah pretty sure they wont send a private to an operation like this

[@ricardofan2733]

Yes Sergeant*

[@SouthernersSax]

Here's a way to classify your entries into the Mad Lads list: Insane: Mad Lad Example: The Dogmeat General Inspiring: Rad Lad Example: Mad Jack Churchill Paragon of decency: Glad Lad Example: Bob Ross Abject human garbage: Bad Lad Example: Uday Hussein

[@danyapanya5089]

bad joker: Dad lad

[@deffonotdio6751]

You mean Daniel Brajtman lad?

[@danyapanya5089]

@@deffonotdio6751 why so salty? was a reference to dad jokes

[@asj8048]

Unfortunate story: Sad Lad Example: Marvin Heemeyer

[@SouthernersSax]

@@asj8048 Sad turned equal parts mad and rad.

[@nathandecrom2409]

i love how uday puts in ear protection first and then starts firing

[@Supremacy962]

“Safety first”

[@Grengis]

@@Supremacy962 he ain't gonna defend his house w a .22

[@bethbeauregard333]

Yea, he was a real prize.

[@ilo3456]

The only mistake Latiff made was not shooting Uday when given a a gun

[@oz_jones]

His family would have disappeared

[@CombineWatermelon]

​@@oz_jonessmall price

[@zacharygreen5467]

"The day Uday learned to use the internet was a dark day for Iraq" thats hilarious and horrifying at the same time

[@justsomeone5314]

Internet: "hey, look up Goatse" Everyone: "Ew, what the fuck?!" Uday: "What is this feeling? It's the opposite of rage!"

[@godzilladestroyscities1757]

@@justsomeone5314 Oh, I regret knowing what that is.

[@justsomeone5314]

@@godzilladestroyscities1757 Don't look up things Uday likes!

[@jayvoor]

Just Someone I’ve seen a lot of things before today. That’s going in the bad pile now. But I thank you for expanding my knowledge of web culture

[@theghoul2303]

Then he started to listen to grindcore

[@qliphalpuzzle5453]

I’m feeling like the real mad lad was the body double

[@harbl99]

"It's a living." /long-suffering Flintstones animal

[@herewardthewatchful1014]

I bet there's alot of things that didn't get told. This story is only told from one side.

[@tony_5156]

Austin T. Not related to the convo: Does anyone online give you any looks because of your PFP?

[@rebine778]

@@tony_5156 doubt unless cringy fortnite pics lol. In addition to that I should probably mention that Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself

[@hariman7727]

And the marines.

[@alc4528]

Uday doesn’t deserve the title of Mad lad, he doesn’t deserve to share the same title as Sky king and Killdozer.

[@coldwarfare1429]

lol he deserve the title of man worst than fucking hitler

[@callofkarrenboomerops3262]

actuly he does tank and killdozer where violent terrorists who set out to killa lot of people and almost did. full stop. Supporting them is treason.

[@macknight4469]

CallOfKarren BoomerOps except they didn’t kill anyone so you’re full of shit

[@onjo6746]

CallOfKarren BoomerOps neither sky king nor killdozer set out to kill people, sky king did it to kill himself and even said he didn't want to kill anyone but him, killdozer did it to fuck the place over(the rifles were no doubt there to impose fear)

[@jimarcher5255]

I thought I was the only person left in the world that saw “Killdozer”.

[@ziahamm1603]

The most pleasing thing about this (and there isn't much) is that Latif not only escaped but prospered. After surviving that depraved, repugnant evil bastard its good to know he was able to escape and build a good life for himself and hopefully his remaining family too.

[@masivatak]

And now haiku: My daddy is rich, My soul is corrupt and rot, Is that a wedding?

[@funghiciabatta551]

Hahahaha the last sentence is a brutal finisher hahaha!

[@manofcultura]

11/10

[@justsomeone5314]

"My mother is the best, my new step mother isn't. I should murder her friend. Idea from best mother."

[@AgentDanielCross]

Stealing it

[@Edith_Puthie96]

This video was about Uday, but we all know Latif was the real Absolute Mad Lad.

[@TheGodEmperor41k]

And his dad. Just wow!

[@Nyctosuba]

Latif; the unwillingly hero who became the body double of quite possibly THE biggest piece of shit on planet Earth and defied one of the most brutal regimes in modern history despite knowing how depraved Uday was, all without Latif losing his moral compass. Modern day hero, Maddest Lad 2019

[@rebine778]

@@marciaosullivan3200 r/madlads 😂

[@marciaosullivan3200]

@@rebine778 you clearly don't reddit

[@rebine778]

@@marciaosullivan3200 um like what now😅

[@undefined6512]

Saddam Hussein: I fear no man... But that _thing..._ *Glances at son* It scares me.

[@sirlastking3902]

Perfect comment.

[@noahmiller8042]

pfft saddam enabled him

[@JuvenileStacks]

Still no Heavy update.

[@Wimpymind]

Uday was an ass but believing everything his involuntary bodydouble says about him seems more than just a little naive. It doesnt take much for someone who does a few bad things, for everyone to uncritically believe whatever bad things anyone attributes to them. Like, if someone said that a certain austrian painter kicked his dog, nobody would demand proof. Having been on the receiving end of having a bad reputation and having others lie to make it even worse, i m gonna assume the stories about uday are a little exaggerated.

[@doc.voltold4232]

@@JuvenileStacks ffs volvo

[@WockhartEnthusiast]

to this day i consider this one of danks best, if not THE best mad lad episode he's done. the story of Uday is interesting from start to finish

[@supremelordoftheauspicious2928]

I am an Iranian, my mother's uncle was captured by Iraq's army exactly on the second day of the war. He was released 10 years later. The Iran-Iraq lasted 8 years, that means he was released 2 years AFTER the war was over. He was just normal soldier so he wasn't in a horrible prison(of course it's still a pretty fucked up place to be at) but when he and a couple other prisoners attemped to escape he was thrown in a very small prison, this prison cell was completely dark, no light at all. He was there for years. when he was finally freed they had to put a lot of layers of cloth on his eyes and remove a layer each week to get him used to seeing light. He was very hopeful about the Iranian revolution, returning to his homeland 11 years after the 1979 revolution he thought that Iran had become a heaven now but when he returned he realised people are still as poor as they were during the Shah's era which made him even more depressed. He's not the only one to fight in the war from my family, my own father was injured in the war, and my uncle was martyred, so yeah pretty much as they say, war, war never changes.

[@Antipodean33]

@BillyFreeTX Yes have to agree, I met an Iranian woman who invited me to the wedding of her sister. They were wealthy professional people who were very friendly, open and all round decent people

[@supremelordoftheauspicious2928]

thank you for your kind words!!

[@jaded5655]

Omidvaram zendegit behtar beshe dadash

[@blacktigerpaw1]

@@supremelordoftheauspicious2928 It must've sucked for your relative to realize the mullahs only made Iran worse off than it was under the Shah.

[@jonathanramos8414]

Iran was starting to westernize and modernize in the 1970s but the revolution just turned to the country back to a religious theocracy. Iran definitely seems like a fascinating nation and very attractive females too. Those Persian features

[@ashertelvallo9480]

Latif: *farts the wrong way* Uday: *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!*

[@mosamwiki9007]

Asher Tel'vallo not funny

[@ashertelvallo9480]

@@mosamwiki9007 did i ask?

[@sharkboi6164]

AniMasonTV Nobody asked your approval mate.

[@therion8469]

AniMasonTV shut up

[@JerichoVR]

Sounds legit 😂

[@robo-]

The visible suffering while advertising this mobile game lmfao

[@varunsreedharan5347]

He's gotta feed his pug somehow.

[@ferret3284]

robo mans gotta eat

[@Koutsie]

ahahaha

[@captainboyblunder9414]

Literally you are one of my favorite you tubers now and mad respect for telling the story how it should be told

[@bertiesaurus]

Sub him eh

[@DutchFurnace]

"he had two choices, not kill the guy and be killed himself, or kill the guy, so he cut his own wrists with a knife on the table" there's clearly an obvious third option.

[@krispinwah2784]

Kill the son of a ruthless dictator?

[@vasili1207]

@@krispinwah2784 yes

[@adler830]

Wich may result in complete purge of town Latifs family lived in. But why not, just for shits and giggles? He wouldn't be handed weapon if he didn't know what might happen if he killed the "original".

[@jimmcphearson7252]

@@vasili1207 And then Saddam driven by rage would ravage the entire country. Doesn't that go against your original goal?

[@Drew-Dastardly]

It's like the North Koreans contracting out slave labour to Siberia. The slaves know full well that if any of them try to escape or make a fuss not only them, but 3 generations of their family will be put in "re-education" camps. Only a narcissist like Uday himself would consider sacrificing their extended family just to save face. I don't know how you do the odds in this forced insanity.

[@the_golden_eggvan2567]

"The day uday discovered the internet was a dark day for Iraq " lol

[@Baltimore_Hood_Vines_2014]

Now I just imagine Uday discovering doom wads and using them to train Iraqi soldiers.

[@kennandunn7533]

you're going surfing on the internet.

[@harbl99]

"I went on the internet, and I found this..."

[@franklugo6928]

just like the left likes to blame guns... I blame Google for Uday's actions. i dont care when google came out i still blame them!!!

[@yuhboi6816]

Nobody: *Uday flew into a rage*

[@robertnunley4108]

Thanks!

[@Excabulous]

“Uday would drive around Baghdad looking for wedding...” STOP THE RIDE I WANNA GO BACK TO BOB ROSS

[@vintagestealth8802]

Latif is a mad lad himself, props to him. Edit: Dankula we have open carry in some places in the US, you can move in homie.

[@pinesandtraplines]

I remember him saying that since the UK government unpersoned him hes had a hard time with employment. Might be hard for him to become an American with limited funds.

[@romdog1818]

"You can move in..." Legally (obviously)

[@chriskolb3105]

Just sneak across the southern border and get to a woke, progressive city like San Francisco or Portland and pretend to be Mexican. Before you know it, you'll have free health care, educational opportunity, welfare subsidies, a drivers license, hell, you can vote in our next Presidential election ( as long as your voting democrap, that is ).

[@theangrycheeto]

Unfortunately, his story is unconfirmed and many people are skeptical of his claims.

[@Survive1llc]

MO repping Constitutional Carry! Come on over.

[@hater9117]

"I've come to your wedding for prima nocta." "But Uday we're muslim." *Uday flew into a rage*

[@Robert-wf7xu]

??? In Judaism and Christanity the Virginity is sacred. The prima nocta is a feudal custom, originated in barbarians tribes.

[@strider04]

@@Robert-wf7xu it is sacred in islam as well mate

[@AngloImperial]

@@Robert-wf7xu Face it: shitty rich nobles still making their entire country and religion look like shit.

[@Robert-wf7xu]

@@strider04 that is the point of the comment is it not?

[@Robert-wf7xu]

@@AngloImperial yup you are right.

[@Senator-Wary]

There's something wholesome about a son wanting to be more like his father

[@JGHR777]

Due to your accent when you say "Uday" it sounds like "Udyr". In danish this means a: A monster of mythical origin or a ferocious beast beyond comprehension. I find this fitting.

[@pturkyrrigerd2473]

Goddag min fine danske kammerat

[@michaelkean5969]

well hopefully Udyr is freezing in nilfheim right now, or he's getting fried by his step father in hell.

[@LolSumor]

or just a League of Legends champion

[@kieranashley5254]

Get yer ears tested

[@Fleshlight_Reviewer]

u mean that league of legends champion?

[@JorgeGeorgeD]

"The enternet, was a mestek." -Count Dankula, probably.

[@Sercil00]

Enternet + Ewdeh = Mestek

[@fenriz218]

Yor scotish es empeccebel... yor fröm Edenborow, by ahny chance?

[@EliteKnight97]

Nah man, he likes traps too much

[@MrMaxenen11]

The guy slit his wrist instead of being killed or murder an innocent man. What a fucking legend. That choice is what greek myth's are made of. God bless him.

[@ladyathenaofowls]

_ Spartan _ Joe Mama

[@lexbaldwin5613]

Option 3: shoot Uday.

[@goddesscarrie767]

@@ThZuao u say u wouldn't mind being tortured but once they start bringing out the water and rags and blood sports equipment ur gonna start prayin for death quick

[@jernie9384]

This.

[@playlist9980]

He's the poster child for "If you spoil your child you will create a monster".

[@JasonPaul576]

Agreed. He doesn't deserve the title of Mad Lad. It should go to the man who was his body double.

[@simplelife88393]

Not all mad lads are admirable.. Purple Aki and General Butt-Naked are also evil

[@prizm3268]

@@simplelife88393 but general butt naked became a priest and apologized to all his victims family's and purple Aki stopped admiring muscles

[@mintmag8748]

Yeah I agree with that.

[@gileee]

@@prizm3268 There's a relatively recent video of Purple Aki asking to see a kids muscles. General butt naked is only preaching so he doesn't get his ass scalped by the people he wronged.

[@prizm3268]

@@gileee true

[@thicboibigsmoke7220]

Uday’s actions are how I feel when I choose mean dialogue options in RPG’s

[@MizantropMan]

I'm writing a dark D&D campaign and was given permission from my players to make it as dark, twisted and disturbing as humanly possible. Main antagonists are going to be 17 unique demons of my design. I've decided to model one of them after this monster, just so the absolute evil aspect is apparent.

[@user-lr6ce1mw4k]

@@MizantropMan I've never even touched a girl in my life and my parents hate me but D&D is nice

[@kindledninja]

@@MizantropMan I bully everyone I don't like in RPGs. By that I mean I try to kill them, then just verbally abuse them if they turn out to be essential characters. Or use console commands to make them no longer exist.

[@sambland3903]

So horrific it's almost cartoonish, except for the dreadful truth that it was reality.

[@emilegriffith1473]

Some is. But lateef is a known liar and conman

[@TheTideKing004]

@@emilegriffith1473 and what about the other guy?

[@sambland3903]

@@emilegriffith1473 Video of the Uday shooting off in the club was enough for me.

[@emilegriffith1473]

Lateef simply recounted the general gist of what everyone already knew about Uday. He had no personal knowledge nor first hand accounts. So regarding the details of his stories I woulsnt believe

[@JCDenton42069]

The claims about NATO's enemies are about as credible as that pug being a nazi.

[@Nodux359]

A real life monster, just a beast in human-costume.

[@nerezza6517]

Take a shot whenever Dankula "he flew into a rage"

[@nerezza6517]

@Maui Caui I don't know how I deciphered this but I did, and now I'm inordinately pleased with myself. Also congratulations on your still being alive

[@Ike_of_pyke]

Fuck dat

[@hardromeo436]

...aaaaand I'm drunk

[@davidthorp01]

D O Y O U W A N T T O D I E ? !

[@SouthMingo]

Call the ambulance beforehand.

[@deussalt8108]

I feel sorry for latiff, poor bastard only had the unfortunate luck to luck look like an insane mad man..

[@MrBonebus]

All it did was turn him into the ultimate badass

[@dcarterm8371]

Crab Lord The father sacrificed himself for his son who was tortured. That is what a good father does.

[@joscpe]

Glad it seems he found success now. Hope he can afford a good psychiatrist.

[@MrBonebus]

@@crablord9362 cool, that sucks. He is still a badass.

[@brendanjrice7307]

I have a suggestion for mad lads, hear me out. There is a man named Witold Pilecki. He was a polish soldier during World War 2 that purposely got himself captured and sent to Auschwitz so he could lead a rebellion and uprising inside the prison walls. He fought constantly till Poland was liberated only to be called a terrorist by the new Soviet Puppet state. He fought his whole life against tyranny and he inspired many more to resist totalitarianism and propaganda. I think he fully deserves the title of mad lad

[@Kaiwala]

I second this motion

[@robmorgan1214]

Third.

[@theoheinrich529]

This. He is an Absolute Madlad.

[@Hugh_Morris]

Mental

[@BornToShit1]

INMATE IN HELL

[@HyperLethal0100]

Poor latif. I recognize and remember your pain sir. God bless your soul.

[@Analog_Mind47]

The True Mad Lad in this episode was The Body Double that walked right out of Iraq

[@GeraldDarden]

Nobody: Uday and Kusay: Lets open fire on American forces! American Forces: lol, ok

[@dogintruckjpeg]

Gerald Darden *laughs in A-10 Warthog BRRRRTTTTT*

[@netrioter]

@@dogintruckjpeg if they used the Warthog on the villa..they wouldn't have found any bodies. Lol

[@tanith117]

@@dogintruckjpeg *Laughs in Multiple Tow Missiles*

[@dogintruckjpeg]

netrioter they would have found them in freedom bits, courtesy of the American taxpayer, and served with a smile. god dammit ‘Merica cause we can and what the fuck you gon do 😤

[@Noperare]

Imagine looking at all that american firepower right outside your window and be like "I can beat them"

[@name7049]

Take a shot every time “Uday flew into a rage”

[@comradesam3382]

Can't, I'll die

[@MVPHILLY1]

*collapses due to alcohol poisoning*

[@LogieT2K]

Alcohol poisoning isnt something i desire

[@CapnKrink]

Sam Smith I’d rather live

[@a130inthesky]

I'm posting from Hell right now after trying to do this challenge.

[@MBSill]

Had there been no Gulf War, would Uday have tried to seize power from his dad, like any good Sith apprentice would? Somehow, I believe he would have, and what a mess that would have been. Outstanding video, man. Only the 2nd I've watched on your channel, but I've already subbed and after work, it's binge time! Thanx for all you work, you've got a great channel here!

[@oz_jones]

From his dad? Probably not. From his brother? Possibly.

[@streglof]

A butterfly gently landing on a green meadow Uday: *Flies into a rage*

[@cucumber623]

a gentle breeze on a summers day, uday flew into a rage

[@zotethemighty5338]

*nothing* uday has a rampage

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

**Uday reads comment about him flying into a rage** **Uday flies into a rage**

[@Toastman2500]

Absolute Mad Lads: Hiroo Onoda. The Japanese soldier who spent 30 years in the Philippines, because he thought WW2 was still going on. EDIT: Since there’s already a good amount of videos on Hiroo Onoda, I came up with another Mad Lad Absolute Mad Lads: Ted Kaczynski. The Slavic math bomber who advocated Anarcho-Primitivism

[@MuzikBike]

Didn't the infographics show or someone else do a video on him?

[@Rakmarok]

@@MuzikBike Never a reason to not look at it from a new perspective.

[@CommandoPixel]

There was an episode of Archer inspired by that guy

[@maxtheawesome4255]

On a youtube channel called Oki's Weird Stories, he did a pretty good video on him. I would like Dank to cover him, but he is also really well known so Dank might not be interested.

[@chromaticturtle8657]

not enough material......he was the only person present, other then killing farmers chickens somtimes 4 food.....thats all he didnt give a detailed day by day when he was brought back to japan, itd be only like a 5 min video

[@thedivinelaw9893]

Bruh literally doing ANYTHING around Uday is like playing Jenga

[@justsomeone5314]

*Playing Jenga Uday: "take all the Jenga pieces and shove them up his ass until it comes out the other side. Then shove them again."

[@CheckOutThatGrooveYo]

Playing Jenga but the tower is your life