Absolutely - Bert Bastard (Over 80's Disco)

Albert Bastard, a very old and foul mouthed man, his preparring for the annual dance at the day centre, and gives us the lowdown of what to expect on the big night...
This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes:
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I do not own this programme - this video is solely to promote the series and the actors and writers who star in the clip.

[@Michael-ns1ey]

God this is good. I never understood why Absolutely wasn't more famous. Nobody's heard of it!

[@richardhyde6418]

Best UK comedy show ever I think.....

[@neilhatcher2494]

haven't watched this show in years, but i've got tears streaming down my face. brilliant!

[@garrywitcomb2334]

Quim . . . . . 😆😆😆😆😆😆 Genius love it

[@TechnoPengy]

Well thumbed by 9 o clock lmao

[@richardhyde6418]

Fucking classic

[@StevenCasey-ft4hn]

Dettol is not for putting on your face, ita for drinking

[@tinaoxnam593]

John sparkes was my favourite one on Absolutely.

[@ninahilton7623]

Stimulate the clematis 😂

[@ladydiva295]

Disgusting but funny!