The US Presidential Election - Daniel Fernandes Stand-Up Comedy

[@KanikaSharma1097]

Man this was nice. If you land up in jail, I'll write a blog supporting you😂

[@joansneijder6764]

Kanika Sharma lol!

[@shaikhtauseefhasan626]

lmao

[@doyouuknowdawaee2412]

Kanika Sharma Well he might end up In US jail because Modi Wont waste time after a studpid soo called 'sarcastic' Stand-up comedian :v modi has loads to do for India.

[@doyouuknowdawaee2412]

Mohit Agarwal Congress ka Full support to you then 😹😹 Followed by Kejriwal

[@kzmOP]

I will comment :P

[@pranavkolli99]

Where is Tambe???😢😢😢

[@am.saturday]

I love how your bits star off calm and then the crowd goes wild. No wonder you are so good

[@rounakdas2797]

So this video is the proof that Chetan Bhagat is the worst problem India has got. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Rakeshbhagat77]

😂

[@dineshzaladekar2892]

When the results were Declared even UK said "Damn, I though BREXIT screws the country more"

[@ashwinmishra9338]

" ye note gay heyy " that's true 😹😹

[@kkedaar]

Hey man..you are amazing..being a comedian you still have guts to take on NM ,,,,,i hope your last wish come true...Hats OFF

[@poojatrivedi7966]

finally you made a video!!! it's great seeing you after a long...🙂

[@MasterZeeshan]

You seldom find a comedian making pragmatic and relatable jokes. Too good.

[@kayezdee]

Damn, Daniel. That was definitely an off-day for you. This was GOLD material waiting for you, and you weren't up to the mark. :(

[@lakshaywalyat380]

I think Daniel is the only comic who also educates you and opens your eyes through standup . I'm like if Americans see this they'll realize what just happened to them and will happen for next 4 fucking years maannn!!!!!

[@beherebaba]

The end could've been better. I don't have problems with you suggesting Obama coming here. I just felt that neither did the end have any impact like your other videos nor was it funny.

[@shawnmichael2146]

I think his video has had its impact. The bhakts are hurt..just as predicted! It's really amazing the love u have for dear leader. Modi, Kim jong, Mussolini , Hitler would have been great buddies. And you- would lick their asses clean every day to counter radical islam..lol

[@nitishsingh8679]

+Shawn Michael Man, seriously???? *End could be better* is all he said and u labelled him Bhakt? The irony of this world, the self proclaimed "democrats" who believe everything in the name of "free speech" have been so insane that anyone who doesn't like anything cliche is labelled a Bhakt?? U are just a goddamn troller.

[@shawnmichael2146]

Why_so_serious? A bhakt is a bhakt is a bhakt is a bhakt.

[@debdiproy]

Daniel Fernandes is a Arvind Kejriwal with proper Comedy Designation, Role and experience ... Lol ...

[@revteedas]

If Narendra Modi is Donald Trump with work experience, then you are Arvind Kejriwal without that degree from IIT.....!

[@jiya8986]

and i liked the video even before watching it....was so happy 2 see ur video after long!! u r awesome mann!!

[@apurvapandey3215]

I have not even watched the video yet but I am so glad there is finally another one for those of us who cant attend your shows regularly!

[@kingmakerjaigamingprodigy7405]

You are the best dude!! you are a full package of laughter.... please make more shows cant wait to see your next stand up.. i keep on watching all of your shows again n again..

[@harshathammegowda1615]

Huffffff!!!!! Finally this guy's out with a video

[@dummycandidate9575]

Freaking awesome. This guy is one of the most mind-boggling comedians you'll ever hear about, hands-down.

[@sharmishthadatta8823]

great gig man👏👏 always been a big fan and this time it felt like you were speaking my thoughts..

[@faraazsaiyed188]

outstanding...The best stand up comedian in India

[@umangdoshi1769]

after a long gap a video, first 5 mins were like everytime amazing, then total bland#

[@shawnmichael2146]

Bhakt na? Jali na? Feel like crying na?

[@rathakash]

Shawn Michael dude watch George Carlin sometime. Teri bhi bahut jalegi.

[@harshulgupta4604]

I watched Amit Tandon's take on demonetization too and I can easily spot who is neutral here.. :)

[@traptigupta4957]

Read out so many negative comments thought to put up a word of appreciation. :) I have only only one thing to say whoever reads this is - He is a comedian.He says to make things funny and there is nothing to this. You will get your chances to get raged over people, but this is not the one. Understand the humor, I feel bad for you. Daniel, not your best, but nice :)

[@mihawk6780]

this guy is savage AF! need more ballsy n creative ppl like him👏

[@fustian_hippo]

"ye note gay hai".. 😂😂😂👌👌 phod diya...

[@akanshasarkar6148]

the expression man! 😂 magnificent✅

[@rohitsrao]

Hahaha! One of your best! Loved it.

[@Bhw5097]

amazing mahn!! waited for dis one

[@arminros]

Always a message in ur jokes !!! Superb

[@shreyasloni4521]

Was about to hate comment on the "Modi and Trump are similar" line, but 1:35

[@HariJayan]

Shreyas Loni Yeah. that line was meant for butthurts with peanuts for brain who can't stand any word against Modi.

[@doyouuknowdawaee2412]

Well well! Meanwhile Hillary Supporters in Comments! I've got a work for you! 'Anonymous Message to Hillary Clinton' video is available on KZbin which was released about an 8 months ago. 'Haters will hate anyway'

[@pepethefrog0332]

Meet Raval Another Hackers From Arizona Huh?

[@another.nikhil]

Did he just compile all the late night shows when he was making the jokes?

[@stylewithme365]

Nikhil Kumar Ramreddy He is a wanna-be-American comedian who gets this facts from social media. He is one of those "modern=western" Indians

[@dr.ameyapuranik2212]

daniel is back.....

[@visheshlalotra7138]

The best bro! Nailed it! Amazing!

[@sherayadav3891]

he just nailed it! awesome love that a lot

[@shujath9176]

he just nailed it! !!

[@akashbhat7777]

Standard of comedy (from the past videos) had dropped. Disappointed.

[@payaljoshi2907]

finally a video was waiting for this notification. that girl who left you sure dint have a good taste. 😸😘

[@anujdubey18]

Nice man....its clean humor...not something you see these days...keep it up

[@divyyy4358]

Awesome!!!! But I didn't get the Chetan Bhagat exile reference...could someone please shed some light?

[@drprernad01]

Superb....

[@prashantrushi7747]

Here after reading your Facebook post! Long time Danny!😘

[@kaushaldamle]

in comparison with your old videos...you could have done better..

[@SumedhBorkar]

Absolutely love this!

[@miloblackmetalhate]

If I had a dime for every time a right wing nut shat on a KZbin video, I would be rich enough to run for America's next President.

[@siddharthakumarsingh]

I spend more time on the comments than the video.

[@rohitrex9464]

You're the smartest Indian comedian..👍👍

[@nikstech007]

I don't know why people that stand up script so seriously. Even I like our PM, BUT I Appreciate his work as well just enjoy. Why so seriously!!

[@janicelobo2498]

awesome... liked it

[@harshnehra6319]

you're crazy bro hats off amazing stand up 👍👌

[@aishwaryaiyer5610]

u rock daniel😄

[@Samarthcraft]

Your Voice! USP!!!

[@abhinavadinesh5762]

where was tambe?!!!!

[@harshambaliya8649]

too good man

[@mangeshabda]

Hey Daniel, loved this video too like every other of yours. Only the end was a tad lazy... :)

[@kumarikabatheja9868]

so much information (via sarcasm) :D

[@pritheangel]

i was just discussing this the other day about the dazed expression on trumps face ever since he won the election!

[@johnjonjeanjuan]

Trump: I've built the wall Modi: hold my NRC.

[@lifeascharles]

I so thought he was about to say his girl left him for Pravin Thambe

[@santoshmanik7456]

Charles Varghese I was waiting for Trump to call Parvin Thambe to get an advice to leave his gf.

[@asiyashaikh9004]

santosh manik who is pravin tambe ???

[@santoshmanik7456]

Asiya Shaikh , pravin thambe is an imaginative character who keeps dropping in between danny's shows. u know ? Dannys show for me is incomplete without pravin thambe . do watch his other videos , u ll get exactly wot i mean . Happy laughing . N kudos to pravin thambe

[@LJlight]

Charles Varghese exactly!

[@pranavnambiar3615]

I can't stop laughing at " All of America is in a hangover movie."

[@michaelmaniord3988]

As a Trump supporter and an American I've gotta tell ya man. This is so funny and it's clean too. Your take on the election and how both sides feel is the hilarious truth. Bravo.

[@sumitshinde8914]

Michael Maniord ....are you american

[@Aman-hh4dt]

Are you still a Trump supporter? That's the bigger question

[@AliShoaib01]

Daniel Fernandes, Take a bow!!! Constructive criticism, sarcastic, hard hitting and really funny. You're and will always be one of my all time favorite Indian comedian. Wish you all the success there is bro!

[@amritsingh-ji1mv]

Shoaib Ali Pakistan me ja

[@shanishani9062]

hi bakth

[@gogetter7963]

Landya

[@sansthitachattopadhyay8205]

+my workout what's wrong with you? why r u so obsessed with one thing??

[@sansthitachattopadhyay8205]

+amrit singh you go there first with your communal logics. this is a public forum, why r u bringing in Pakistan here and I personally feel that +Daniel Fernandes is the finest stand up comedian

[@ShahPatel]

best line 😂 Donald Trump + work experience = modi

[@spock7945]

i'm confused, KZbin comments me kya likhna hai. was he saying something good or was he saying something bad about Mansi Soni's rapist!

[@NasrinSultana-oo9hr]

m worried fr u... u hav no idea how u hv helpd me.. I laughed... thnx fr making me laugh...

[@mt-vh7lj]

Omg that Justin Trudeau joke was straight FIREEE!! 😂😂😂😂

[@abhishetty2637]

to all the people commenting against or for this i just wanna say , NO ONE IS LISTENING , NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION , NOTHING WILL COME OF THIS , JUST LET IT GO .

[@abhishetty2637]

house of cards reference

[@jhansirani6283]

And also NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR COMMENT

[@YTworld-69]

jhansi rani yeah we'll still vote fr modi 😁👍

[@abhishetty2637]

My point went straight over your head , never mind , assume what you want

[@CarlJohnson-er1yy]

Lol why are you screaming like a 7 year old

[@atreyachallapalli5909]

we are living in a world where people who think Donald trump can be president-Daniel Fernades

[@atreyachallapalli5909]

he said this once

[@akarshjain8129]

Atreya Challapalli That is why there's a " -Daniel Fernandez"

[@PS-eg2bn]

and it is reality now that Donny is ruling the world .

[@gurleengill3961]

Yeah he said that once....bt anyways he is always funny..

[@kritikapandey5458]

that moment when you start laughing looking at the title of the video. 😂😃😂😂😂😃😆

[@sritanshu]

One thing Trump or rather the mandate has managed to do was to make comedians(Colbert, Mayers, Bee, Oliver, Noah...) look like such sour losers. Very few comedians can actually make their material on this elections funny. The same fkin jokes over and over again for a over a year. And I don't get why Obama is being portrayed as a good president by the media. I'll give you some points which needs some attention. 1. Dude not only continued Bush's war he expanded them(bombing 7 countries right now). 2. You can say the economy is better but all of the growth went to the top 5%. Seriously if your GDP grows and 95% of your population does not benefit from it, there is something wrong with your policies. Just shows what a neo-liberal corporate owned hack Obama is. His support for TPP shows this too. 3. He used the DEA to crack down on marijuana dispensaries where medical marijuana is legal. Put a staunch right winger as the head DEA. Spent twice the amount what Bush had spent to enforce drug laws when most people already know that war on drugs has been a massive failure. 4. He has cracked down on whistleblowers and used the espionage act more than all of the previous presidents combined. You think what happened to Snowden and Manning is alright? On top of that he expanded the disastrous Patriot act. 5. His silence over the Dakota Access pipeline protests is messed up. Give Obama credit where its due. He is a very good stand up comic with timing way better than Daniel Fernandes. A demagogue like Trump but a way way more refined version. However despite all his flaws I would gladly take him over Trump or any other establishment republican.

[@rathakash]

Sritanshu Sinha I remember that white house dinner where Obama was making fun of Fox and other media channels. He also made fun of Trump. I think that triggered Trump to run for president. But as you said Obama has a great sense of humour and great timing. In one of his white house dinner stand up he came up with bucket list ideas(actually fuck it list). It was really funny.

[@sritanshu]

I hate Hillary and I can't tell you how glad I am that she lost. She is everything that is wrong with politics and am pretty sure(listening to her rhetoric) that she was going to start WW3. Slap in the face of the corrupt establishment and a warning to the establishment in the rest of the world. But Divya what makes me sad is that the anti-establishment vote came in the form of Trump and not in the form of Bernie(I blame that shit Hillary and the DNC too.) I am keeping an open mind to Trump unlike most people. But looking at his cabinet pick I don't think there is any reason to believe that Clinton could have done any worse. In my opinion some of the worst human beings on earth are there. See that's the thing Divya corporations and special interest lobbyists own the American system to a degree much higher than they here in India(we are getting there) and there is very little policy change that will happen. There is a puppet on the left and a puppet on the right but most fail to see the puppeteers.

[@aramulu12]

Divya R this I agree though trump is the lesser of the two evils. I rather have an ignorant led about proper than an evil mastermind inside the white house. but I really was rooting for Bernie ...

[@abhishetty2637]

Sritanshu Sinha that's constructive criticism my friend. it was not conclusive but hay , it made sense

[@arpanmukerji880]

"ye note gay hai"" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tanvijain1575]

"Narendra Modi is just Donald Trump with work experience"-Truer words have never been spoken. I love youuuuuuu. :')

[@rakshitabalot8657]

Longggg time!!! Damn I have been waiting like crazy! Finally🎉

[@prachk8362]

It's amazing how you put sarcasm and real issues together and portray it, in an absolutely hilarious way. I'm sure it takes a lot of courage with all the hate people send online. Great job dude..

[@shabdulishinde3685]

That joke on godhra riots... Dang man you have some balls. Your videos are always worth the wait. Amazing work!

[@harshsurey5356]

I guess America has again become that cool cousin. Don't you think Dan ?

[@abcdefghij111111100]

Okay, so that lawyer must be reaalllly good. Hilarious and bold. Who knew those words would come together?!

[@dia606]

You're in for a shitstorm of bhakt trollage but hahahahahaha

[@doyouuknowdawaee2412]

First of all I don't know how to react. Basically I'm in a That part of Life where I Support Modi More than my Brother. Maybe because My Dad is in Indian Navy according to him Modi is a World Leader Who has changed Reputation of India and its citizens Drastically in the whole world [Of course in a positive Manner] And well....My bad I didn't link the video anyway :v Dislike going from my side for sure :p

[@pepethefrog0332]

Meet Raval Agreed..!

[@doyouuknowdawaee2412]

Divya R My grandpa was in Military My Dad Is in Military maybe In future I will too Join the Special Forces. Until I'm concerned, India is Definitely in safe hands since modi Is in power. Unless a Faithful citizens And what a True citizen should do, Is respect The Prime minister in power no matter what he is unless he is Giving all his Days and Nights to Nations. Unfortunately These Kids nowadays won't Understand What being Gentleman Citizen means.

[@anmolsaxena4440]

Totally Agree

[@iambhupindersingharora]

It's been an year now!! Do u still support NAMo?

[@NimishGujarathi]

What is wrong with everyone in the comments!? Listen to the jokes, don't take some things seriously in life, be a little intelligent to not just laugh on cuss words like other comics, eat and sleep. Simple.

[@rachaeldsouza4866]

Nimish Gujarathi thanks for making sense. Guess the others didn't get his jokes. Good one buddy

[@TechProFury]

i tryed so hard to laugh, but its just not funny

[@DrShafiaSayed]

brrro, you're awesome! you know that right? keep rockinggg kudosss

[@metamorphosis3462]

Daniel, it is really good. Some stuffs you said just got me like man how smart are you, wow.

[@HisHighnessKing]

man saying words against modi and bjp on KZbin. you've got some balls. get ready for the bjp paid internet karyakartas to march on your future videos and other stuff.

[@aishwaryanaik8967]

😂😂😂bjp workers won't even get what he is saying... They are like ye bol kya raha hey.... All of them are uneducated pieces of shit

[@samanthatrindade2206]

You're hilarious! Hands down one of the funniest people I've ever come across ☺️

[@sarahsiddiqui6494]

"Donald Trump with work experience" Nailed it. Heard a million US Election jokes and you still managed to Trump them all. My first reaction to the result WAS "Welcome to the Club America". Tiny suggestion: Just pause a little less after each punchline, kinda ruins the continuity.

[@madhulikachaturvedi132]

the people didn't vote for Trump they voted against Hillary... despite the hue and cry

[@aparnamuthuthai8743]

Madhulika Chaturvedi hilkary had the popular vote fyi. Trunp won cus of electoral college. American election system is defective with a seven percent chance of failiure. It failed this time. It has happened in the past too.

[@HariJayan]

Madhulika Chaturvedi like they voted against Congress in India

[@2626arunpal]

yes i did vote against congress.. but next time not voting for anyone,..

[@devbratsrivastava9987]

Make India 'Incredible' Again! :P

[@dennisjohn4151]

Most of EIC and generally bhakts may find this outrageous!!! That is if they get what you say!

[@SocialOnion]

i dont think i would want to watch him again.. he is just saying things that will make him look "cool". Apparently, if you are an Indian and you speak against Mod and in favor if Pakistani actors, that make you the coolest person in India and that is exactly what he did. In corporate culture this is called aiming at the low hanging fruits. Also, the routine of acting like a jerk on purpose so the girlfrnd leaves you was a cheap and pathetic rip off of a Russell Peter's routine (watch Russell Peters Show Me The Funny, the joke is at 28 minutes). Again, going by whats cool - Praising Obama is cool - but those who have at all studied the numbers wld knw Obama is good only as a polished speaker, but he has left the country financially drained. His baby Obama care was a massive failure. Not to mention, Hilary wasnt a saint either.Truth be told, after Indira Gandhi, if India has experienced a true leader, it is Modi. And of course I am aware of the Gujrat riots and i do not condone it at all. but he has evolved for good since. And I would really like to knw how have the muslims suffered on account of the Modi govt in india? Muslims in India are in better condition than the muslims in Pak. accept it or not, Trump and Modi, both were elected by the citizens of their respective countries. And I wld have a modi than a Raga or Kejriwal in the PM's office anyday.

[@taxi_boast]

This is farrrrr from Daniels best work. Felt like the whole bit was put together in haste. Especially that last bit about Obama becoming prime minister of India. What WAS THAT?

[@taxi_boast]

Almost felt like he threw Chetan Bhagat in there just to try and salvage that last bit? So flat!!

[@ushnogratha]

Obama joke was as flop as Neil n Nikki. Obama PM of india?come on dude you could do better than that. Only joke worked was 2000 note one.Epic

[@stylewithme365]

Srivatsava Sesham He is a wanna-be-American comedian who gets this facts from social media. He is one of those "modern=western" Indians

[@shawnmichael2146]

That was juvenile humor to let govinda fan bhakts have a good time too. Comedians are conscience keepers of society and they destroy the God like figure created for mere humans. Modi's policies are leading paralysis in India. Dollar is stronger, and there are no new jobs coming iin. It's gonna be 3 years. He mixed a cocktail of religion and nationalism, gave it u..u drank it. Congrats.

[@stylewithme365]

Shawn Michael "paralysis in India" ....umm okay is Liberal media paralyzing you with their 'our way or the highway' news?? Don't fall pray to the media on either side. Its what has gotten US in the place it is today.

[@ushnogratha]

Shawn Michael who cares man,comedians are not great thinkers they are just here to entertain us so if you take inspiration or preaching from them it's your choice.For me,all I care is whether I had a good laugh or not.I can say which joke worked which didn't.I don't care whether a comedian Approves religion,God or politician.

[@stylewithme365]

Srivatsava Sesham tru

[@ShahPatel]

now someone will say " go to Pakistan " 😂

[@islooboyrashid5927]

We'll welcome him ;)

[@fathima256]

@@islooboyrashid5927 don't worry we will not send him😛

[@islooboyrashid5927]

@@fathima256 Not worried at all

[@siddharthk.sekher1960]

not your best of work man. I mean you can LITERALLY HEAR THE PEOPLE IN YOUR CROWD not wanting to laugh. Better Luck Next time bro...

[@arya_roychowdhury]

The Modi bit was hilarious!! Master and apprentice!

[@aidenray6214]

Always two there are. ------ Yoda

[@abhisekavimishra9409]

I dont exactly get whats wrong with ppl. After so many days we got a PM who z doings some actions. atleast a lot better than the congress govt when it was in power. People who are in defence stand for days n months on the border irrespective of the season & here people are complaining about standing in queues in bank for 3 hrs for the betterment of your own country. kuch bhi sale acha ni hone denge bc!.

[@kukukhan5699]

Dude, wenevr I watch ur videos I literally feel like standing & saluting u.....coz v finally have a real man in our country to have the guts to talk!!!!:-)

[@mdyasir94]

man it took u u very long tym, atleast upload Monthly. by d way as always marvelous

[@AM-sp6je]

Not good enough man. so unlike your other videos. Especially the end was bland.

[@Swapnil123ist]

This was a prophetic show on what’s happening now in 2020. Good content. Solid approach. Enjoyed thoroughly.