Rape Threats - Daniel Fernandes Stand-Up Comedy

Written by: Daniel Fernandes
Video production by: Myoho Films (www.myohofilms.in)
Shot by: Abhishek Bhutwani & Suyash Shirsekar
Production & Editing : Karan Asnani
Live sound recording : Vijval Barboza
Location: Canvas Laugh Club

[@bhavya5692]

This man was raised the right way

[@intellectual_idiot]

agreed, wish i was raised in same way too. would love the same work he's doing.

[@vibhiverma3209]

@Saurabh Singh She said that this guy was raised in the right way, she never said every girls is.

[@miloblackmetalhate]

@Saurabh Singh Thanks for proving her right dost.

[@devansh2551]

@Saurabh Singh you don't even make sense you know that right?

[@siddharthraghuveeremadaboi2901]

@Saurabh Singh nahi degi.

[@ajslife3961]

Daniel Fernandes reflects brutal honesty, maturity and sarcasm.

[@mohammadkhalid7885]

Abdullah Jay right said

[@GauravSingh-uu7qw]

you won't appreciate his reflection of brutal honesty once he speaks out about talaaq on whatsapp... heh.. dont worry he will never do that.. enjoy

[@ZehenMusic]

gaurav singh and how do you know that? You're inside his head already? That's cool stuff

[@nitishsingh8679]

+Tanushree ZehenMusic Better luck next time with comebacks lol

[@sevenofnine7739]

you're so right about that! his content reflects his wit and a sense of humor

[@GamingLycan]

Why KZbin never recommend me this guy I watched so many comedians but he is on another level

[@RituSharma-fc3fp]

Same question

[@GamingLycan]

@@RituSharma-fc3fp okie😂

[@purplebutterfly2653]

Watch his new video.... SHADOW

[@medhatyagi5474]

But, surprisingly and thankfully KZbin recommended me 🙂

[@sudharanikb4331]

True

[@ashwinithakur121]

i wish we have more men like you in India

[@monsterchopper1613]

ashwini thakur most men are good, there are plenty of good men in india, india has one of the lowest rape ratios.

[@Greenerpastures1265]

.....? tu pagal hai kya?

[@sanjanapatwari910]

@@monsterchopper1613 one of India's defining characteristic is rape. We should be acknowledging the problem and trying to resolve it instead of being ignorant and proud.

[@monsterchopper1613]

@@sanjanapatwari910 lol media can blaber about anything and make it seem like a defining characteristic. But statistics show otherwise.... Statistically india is way safer than the west when it comes to womens safety.....

[@cheshta9]

@@monsterchopper1613 but its increasing day by day... Wtf! Agr west se rape ratio km h toh iska mtlb ye nhi hai ki hmari society safe hai The rape cases should be negligible 😐

[@bizlegal]

Comedians in india are becoming more smarter and Ministers in india are becoming more funnier! That's the irony of our Country

[@AdityaJape]

Paras Gupta both of them provide some good Entertainment.

[@ricegrum5967]

Aditya Jape well said, jape

[@anandvidekar1325]

Paras Gupta that's hota hai chutiye

[@anoushkagupte1014]

Aditya Jape They do But the ministers entertainment comes at the price of our suffering

[@vinny2ful]

thats because these comedians are way more educated than the ministers

[@jasmine7317]

Damn. Most people who do stand up do sexist jokes and mock women and stuff. But you on the other hand use your platform for reform. Great job keep it up!

[@aleenagrace9619]

You should check out karunesh talwar

[@adwaitab.3622]

@@aleenagrace9619 he's a gem

[@Dr.SomyaArya]

I just found this dude today, and he's got such good content.

[@sudharanikb4331]

Me Too 🤗🤗

[@anjaligupta6180]

same 🙋

[@Sourabh_officialll]

Jijiji

[@nahidsyyed906]

Same here!

[@starlightdreams4423]

ditto

[@apoemadaywithkk4660]

Where is this man? Is he from this planet?

[@pratzzz8329]

Same question sis! Kudos to him

[@ranjanamishra5443]

Don't know might he is from some other planet

[@Priyanshiiiiiiiiii]

I knowww rightttt. It is so rare to see a decent man in india that it almost feels as if he is from another planet

[@sia5364]

😄😄😄

[@diyarakesh7114]

Maybe But not from this country atleast

[@aditishreshtha9485]

Only art can serve the purpose of a sugar coated weapon, so much so that it brings a sudden realization as soon as the guffaw fades. You're truly an asset.

[@maanyashukla370]

I don't understand any of those words, but you're beautiful.

[@Tara_Sutar]

Beautiful lines 👌👌👌

[@jyothidudupa240]

That's really damn well said!

[@ridzy2372]

man you can challenge shakespeare

[@Mahakaalkideewani111]

@@ridzy2372 Said in simple English nothing, Shakespeare in that.

[@kritimehra99]

"For communication to be effective, ideas have to come from the same place" xD

[@sreeragmv]

This is not a standup clip, this is a piece of art. Genius.

[@pakmak02]

He is one of the most mature comedy artists I've ever known but he is so underrated.

[@namanpincha1067]

"If the day is clear and the sun is shining, I can even tell you what time it is." This is by far the most intelligent joke in the history of Indian stand up comedy. I absolutely admire and respect your work.

[@namanpincha1067]

Rahul Bharti In the ancient times, the sun, with the help of a pillar was used to calculate time. The penis here is referred to the pillar.

[@scientificatheist9381]

Naman Pincha Had no idea, that takes brains.

[@namanpincha1067]

Blue Jacky haha, thanks man. :)

[@sagarhirani4559]

Definitely. Then on the other hand, I watched a Kautuk Srivastava video. Ah. I don't have enough words to describe how I feel.

[@namanpincha1067]

Sagar Hirani Kautak is a good stand up artist but his style of comedy is a little different

[@MedhaAgrawal8]

You are perfect. Your take on big social issues with sattire makes you so damn awesome. Wish you upload more videos, more frequently. Lots and lots of love. Just a girl who desperately waits for your videos.

[@wocares4133]

He is the kind of man woman wants.

[@sunayanabhagat371]

Hey Man great Job... Hats off to your mother for having raised such morally conscious son.

[@aatish8559]

The best part of his jokes are smart references and pure humour. It kind of honours our sense of humour.

[@swapnilbatle]

That Modi bit was amaze. This is a stand up piece. It sticks to one point, with a story revolving around it. To use current affairs with a pinch of dry humor and a lot of Indian slang to connect with the audience, you are perhaps the only indian comic to try it.

[@onlooker9105]

1.5 k dislikes frm those who hav bad lullis 😂

[@dhankibaat254]

😂😂😂😂

[@chandrakalagm6725]

Oh crap! 🤣😂

[@aivid6844]

😆😆😆😆

[@NehaPhookan1]

Daniel is amazing!! I don't know why I never found him earlier!!

[@anjaligupta6180]

same🙋

[@thecoffeehog]

Only video where the comments also have smart humor 😂

[@kdawg5427]

I have a feeling that people who watch your videos don't threaten women with rape. You know, being sensible and all.

[@hudashah1]

Only one man can sell ridiculous ideas to people with full confidence 👍😂 Great!

[@shritakandwal3259]

I found out this gem so late.. why so less views ??? I feel he should be heard more. ..

[@tstcikhthys]

* few

[@PramodJose1]

Daniel has once again nailed it. A stinging satire on Gurmehar Kaur's incident.

[@UzairKhan-qd3xu]

@@jaydattpawar2932Bro learn what comedy is first!!

[@ishakaul9121]

It's amazing how you bring up societal issues and anomalies to humor. Such fine dark comedy!

[@farhanarshad3678]

Isha Kaul It's really commendable how he managed to include feminism, chauvinism, misogyny, hypernationalism, political idiocy, obnoxious behaviour social media and so many raginig issues in his routine in a spectacularly funny way.

[@balagopalmenon9323]

Harsh Singh I agree this is not that dark. But for the Indian comedy scene its pretty progressive and sarcastic, which is why people saying it is dark. His earlier videos were much darker though.

[@kanikagaral7637]

Isha Kaul its more like satire and sarcasm

[@Mohit-zn2rn]

Isha Kaul you don't even know what dark humor is

[@filmypedia1934]

I literally want a husband like the same mentality as him no matter he looks like kartik aryan or not!! but I want someone who has a nice thinking like this guy!!

[@doncorleone3901]

You don't

[@jinujoseph318]

I am from Kerala. As a woman I'm impressed and motivated by what I just heard. Now I know that when bad things happen.. I still have my voice .

[@radhaarya8364]

Thank you for taking stand for a woman.

[@ashfaq8238]

Gurmehar case, Brexit, KJo and Demonization all in one video. You are probably the best stand up comedian in India right now.

[@GauravSingh-uu7qw]

Ashfaq I would second that once he includes talaaq on whatsapp,skype and also why some clerics oppossing Uniform Civil Code... though dont start sweating, I know he wont do it.. enjoy yourself listening to what make you comfortable.

[@nitishsingh8679]

Lol best comedian just because he says what you want to listen

[@ashfaq8238]

gaurav singh don't get me started me on this topic. Ooh, wait a second where did you get the news! :3 Media, if u had followed the case you might have known that many Muslim clerics considered the divorce to be invalid. For a triple Talaq to be a valid, the husband and wife should accompany each other under the same roof for 40 days. That is a fault in a person and not in the religion. And for the next time just do some research when you are commenting on someone's religion. Or Atleast just know what you are saying. Ps : Read newspapers; Television news is just a click bait and 2nd worst thing of India after politics/corruption.

[@rudreshsingh4973]

"That is a fault in a person and not in the religion" It doesn't matter whose fault is this but what is the solution.

[@TheMickeymouse002]

Ashfaq in

[@ushas7255]

Wish this speech would be a real incident in the parliament ..... nice one 😂

[@shaleensrivastava7540]

I really wish ..someone shows this vdo to...that "one man"...nd he delivers exactly the same speech....😂😂

[@LizaMohanty]

I always complain how rarely he posts video, but seeing the content, of course it takes time. all love to you Daniel ! we need more comedians with similar strong content. this is what stand up should be.

[@1401Sam]

This is the reason, I love to listen you Man!!! Man with sensible comedy :) Keep it up!!!!

[@anwesha7548]

It's my first time seeing him ... And he is of another level... Using comedy as a weapon .. wow ♥️💓♥️💓

[@aarohik3894]

Intelligent comedy. No vulgar language still has done an excellent job. Spreading awareness through videos. This guy is the next level comedian. We need more people like you!!

[@jacobimmanuel939]

Mitroooon, I upvote Daniel Fernandes for the next Prime Minister of India!

[@sandipacharya.trippy]

Jekub Emanul India is a country.its not a stage for standup comedian.

[@chhavipathak1556]

sandip acharya well then , what do u call our "politicians"?

[@vinodjay77]

sandip acharya about the fact that its already run by one?

[@sandipacharya.trippy]

vinod noronha if u talk abt ra ga i will completely agree with u but if u say Modi.i have only one word.this is the best choice we have.

[@PramodJose1]

sandip acharya The point is simple - can your "best choice" act against the ABVP guys who issued rape threats to Gurmehar?

[@samhitaganguly2702]

the way you just make your point and make people laugh..! sarcasm at its best!! loved it :)

[@aashimasrivastava699]

women's opinions are stupid and fuck all most of the time

[@samhitaganguly2702]

Is this your opinion or a comment on the section who thinks like this??

[@aashimasrivastava699]

+Samhita Ganguly both

[@samhitaganguly2702]

man you need to have some serious help.. firstly to know what you actually wanna say and then secondly.. bcz u r one of those fuck all people! with really itsy bitsy knowledge about the whole scenario!

[@aashimasrivastava699]

+Samhita Ganguly no I don't u know y? coz it's not deadly just like breakups and depression also look at your face you're so ugly and I think you're a feminist so I hate u already

[@nehasrivastava3988]

I know it's a stand up but halfway through I had tears in my eyes. Thankyou for taking a stand.

[@MuhammadArshad]

Loved it. Keep Up the good work Daniel. Love from Pakistan.

[@gayatribhatnagar4344]

You're way ahead of your time man. Normal janta log ko jokes nahi samajh aate tumhare. Kudos. Loved this ❤️

[@syednasiruddin7434]

Gayatri Bhatnagar hum sab abnormal janta lol

[@Sahil_Shukla98]

I love your standup so much that i watch the full ad on it.

[@aatish8559]

Sahil Shukla LoL

[@BarackObama-ti4mf]

chutiye adblock use kar

[@bleedblue1778]

Obama murdabad Trump zindabad

[@anandvidekar1325]

Sahil Shukla ad hota hai chutiye

[@Sahil_Shukla98]

le bhai khush reh

[@shatakshisinha3331]

The way you make such a sensitive subject so hilarious and funny.... salute.

[@fantuabadir8151]

Wow! Why can't all Indian men think more like you? You are an amazing young man. You are doing social work through comedy. Thank you.

[@ShahPatel]

for sure, many lullis are offended 😂

[@joeldsa3956]

Shah Patel its a joke 🤦🏻‍♂️no one will take it seriously

[@snehaaggarwal7256]

LONE WOLF CUB your optimism legit brought tears to my eyes

[@Satarupa902]

Sneha Aggarwal 😂😂

[@spock7945]

even if they did (get offended), _choti choti_ "cheezoN" ka bura nahi maantey. am sure they'll _cum_ back to senses (prematurely).

[@spock7945]

Adicktya Tattee it's your mothers tongue that is responsible for that!

[@vinamrmanocha3713]

His stand-up videos are like the MCU, so many inside jokes 😂😂😂

[@rutujas.5482]

We need more comedians like him. And more actors like Aamir Khan. People who actually take the correct stance and send the message across in the best possible way. Kudos to him. Love you, Daniel.

[@Userykp]

Million dollar question ?? Who is tambe !??

[@atishi2009]

was 5:40 a dig at Karan Johar's show with Kangana Raunat?

[@sumaranihari5617]

atishi2009 can u explain the incident ? I don't know what happened to Kangana in Karan johar's show

[@kanavgupta6251]

Yes, u r ryt

[@mianderthal0]

sumarani hari - Kangana accused KJo of nepotism

[@pallavisamaira1018]

Yes

[@iusedtowrite6667]

That KJo-Kangana reference..

[@shivanshraghav538]

Gitanjalee Chatterjee it was so sly

[@ismailmohamed6687]

Gitanjalee Chatterjee Where?

[@nibberbibber5191]

women card on talkshow thing

[@rushikesharavkar1]

Yeah! At 5.39. That went unnoticed for the audience. It was a brilliant one.

[@medhahaldar4588]

No one got it though. :/

[@saumyaraj3689]

I taught my 13 year old bro about rape and taught him to always help a person in theeatening situation and never to look any girl with wrong eyes. He ll be a sensible man.😊

[@mdzamin4323]

This is pure talent that brings out the best sarcasm on such sensitive topics or content.

[@Imranshaikh-un4nc]

Nobody does sarcasm better than Daniel Fernandez. 🖒🖒🖒

[@thegargitrivedi]

i doubt very few got that koffe with karan reference when he said that dont play women bechari card on your talk show and you dont have a comeback?

[@ss-sv4vj]

you got it? you deserve a trophy you National Gem. Genius , absolutely genius stuff from you.

[@thegargitrivedi]

I gave a shit earlier so sorry you missed it

[@ss-sv4vj]

Tanmay Trivedi oh. I guess i did

[@ss-sv4vj]

Tanmay Trivedi​ learn atleast sentence formation before you write 😂

[@thegargitrivedi]

Oh there you are grammar nazzi thanks for judging me on my English. Oh god i missed you so much.

[@KhanIbrahimib]

Making sarcasm on all the sides in proportion to what each of them deserve. That too without offending anyone. Truly an art.

[@devalshah69]

Gem was found by me yesterday, I'm now binge watching your videos

[@literal_metaphor]

that brexit joke tho !

[@anuragdeepverma9541]

abhi tak to 315 ho gyi :D

[@anniekapoor4032]

How subtly u mentioned kangna and karan case. U and ur standup make sense ....

[@ismailmohamed6687]

annie kapoor Missed it. Which reference?

[@bhuvanaprakash3029]

It's at 5:35

[@tanushreebishoi]

I respect you Daniel.

[@sangeethavijayakumar6003]

wow . love his sense of humor put with a most needed message!

[@ajdhanda3060]

seriously I had to wait so long to see this another brilliant act by him.Whenever it comes to talking about social issues with a funny sense, nobody does it better than him.Indeed sarcasm served at its best. way to go #daniel.

[@anmolsoni5596]

Reasons not to watch this while eating : you'll definitely die of choking 😂

[@aahanagupta992]

how do guys tell time though?

[@tanvidalvi5470]

same question^

[@aneeshsaji5224]

clear sky + shining sun = shadows

[@aahanagupta992]

I got it 😂 .. see what used to happen in ancient time is that they used a pillar and sunny day to tell time. with shadow n all. so that's the reference I had to Google it 😂😂

[@anmolsoni5596]

Harsh Singh yes. 😅

[@anonymousany9695]

i really love this man's thought. wish that every man in every country thought like him

[@dhruvigangil5808]

I think he is of those most fewest comedian left, who convey their content without making feel anyone inferior or disgusting.... Great respect man.......🤞🏻🤞🏻❤️

[@adnanjunaid5]

hey the accent was spot on...

[@addishasingh1297]

He's the most intelligent and sarcastic comic I know👏🏻👏🏻

[@ashaygupta6955]

Sadness is when you tap your phone's screen and see that only 60 seconds of great comedy is left. 😢 Keep up the good laughs👍😁 Love watching your videos :)

[@magnusgaming1099]

The reason why people don't get Daniels Videos on recommend is because you have to watch other dark comedy or satire then only will the algorithm will recommend his videos

[@shujath9176]

May the force be with u for speaking so frankly and boldly.

[@gauravpawa23]

it amazes me that you have such a great intellect to create humor out of such a serious topic.

[@insaanhihu146]

why the hell youtube cant reccomend such things

[@AmanKhandelia]

I really enjoyed the comedy, he just nailed it but I disagree with only one thing that is the stereotype where we assume that rape-threat hailing lunatics are only vernacular (in this case hindi) speaking people and which in some ways implies that English-speaking would never do that.

[@No-kc5fy]

true, i agree with you. but the rest was defo on-point

[@Shreya-dp2qr]

I disagree because many men i have came across were english speaking and they had threatened so many women with rape threats including me

[@utkarsha6943]

He just slays every fucking time.

[@nitinashok8952]

you are the best standup comedian India has currently. your sarcasm is best man !!!

[@kajaloraon5494]

I will say.. there is no one like this man. How come I didnt see his video for so long time

[@simranr2931]

I absolutely​ love the fact that you make your stand up videos based on actual and realistic situations. Keep it up Daniel !

[@apurvbeckham3432]

slaying with wit and sarcasm , awesome 😎

[@shahrukhansa580]

Pakistan ka Naam sunke Tera kyun khada hua...😂😂

[@vegetaandslaine8722]

Shahruk Hansa shoot krne keliye

[@namanpincha1067]

Goku and Naruto BEST REPLY EVER😂

[@daynightart6648]

Goku and Naruto I died

[@roschphilipfernandez2618]

Watching this in Canada and laughing my balls off...i meant laughing my lulli off!!!

[@sudharanikb4331]

😂😂😂😂

[@rossh9461]

We need more men like him...Literally Dude love is an understatement for u, your awareness, knowledge and obviously HUMOUR 😂😂❣️❣️🤟🤟

[@sharonwilliam1494]

"Mann aur lulli hamesha saaf honi chahiye"_Daniel 2k17

[@worldwidehandsome240]

Sharon William women are from Venus men are from penis

[@miliroy9392]

Sharon...is this you...born on June 6...charu😄

[@palashsrivastava890]

Amazing ! It is baffling how someone can talk about so many serious issues and be funny while maintaining the message.

[@appekshabharne1482]

I do not understand why this guy is underappreciated. He deserves much more. The way you use comedy to bring out topics that this society always tries to keep behind curtains is amazing...hope you keep making more of these videos and hope your videos be responsible for the great change required in India. Much love❤️

[@cratda2101]

countless claps for your line "just because u didn't have a better comeback for what she said on ur chat show"... I wonder why the audience didn't get this one... kudos to you, Dan. well put.

[@mithrak9904]

love u man ... love your work.. your thoughts.. u r excellent ... keep up the amazing work !!! 😍😘❤

[@prashantrushi7747]

Even Critics will get convinced to what he is saying! 😝

[@monsterchopper1613]

Prashant Rushi nope.

[@pragyanparamitabeura3812]

Can't believe after 3 years I am coming across this show. Another level dude.. Gives a sense of hope that someday Indian men will understand what he is saying...Respect Man...U r awsm..

[@harshabdar3812]

bring some tambe jokes back man I love to see that and mitroon tooo

[@shirins9922]

I love you, Daniel! What a brilliant start n finish!

[@asharr5698]

May the force be with you😁

[@pnandi]

Absolutely loved this... Your sarcasm and relations to current topics are so on point. Big fan of yours. Kudos 👍❤️

[@tannudahiya5828]

Amazing and very witty as well. On point. Best stand up I have ever seen👌

[@sanaamjad1314]

im falling in love with daniel ❤️,s comedy!!

[@nikitaagrawal5528]

Love this man's standup...#respect

[@thestargirl_21]

I love the way you take serious topics and send a message to the society. What you are doing is just great. Love you

[@aadarshpatel9380]

That was amazing! I really appreciate the stand you took. And the stand up was outstanding too. Applause!! 👏

[@ShahnawazKhan-li1pt]

DAMN🔥 Man you got a lot of guts and Talent❤️ Great job👍

[@gauravbagga1970]

The best Daniel Fernandes stand up till date !!

[@jahnvitanwar239]

I jus found him, one of the best, all my wishes to him.