Ace Ventura - The Funniest Lines...

have no intention in any copyright infragment and am not the owner of any of the clips or music.
Ace Ventura is a character legend by Jim Carrey:D, so I wanted to make a tribute to him by showing you what I think is his funniest lines/quotes, so i hope you enjoy the video and agree with me on the scenes:D

[@sainkupar8221]

"Man I'm tired of being right" 😂😂

[@MrK3n12ock2]

This video SHOULD contain the whole movie.. lol

[@MartyMcFly88]

“How would you like me to make your life a living hell?” “Well, I’m not really ready for a relationship Lois, but thank you for asking”

[@ldratol4517]

Marty McFly mgtow right there xD

[@lukekellerman3830]

The first time I watched it I thought he was going to say marriage.

[@lukekellerman3830]

The first time I watched it I thought he was going to say marriage.

[@LeakyTrees]

Yes, that was what they said. Now that we've stated the obvious, can we comment something original?

[@woowonkim8854]

my best pick too. right after holy testicle tuesday lol

[@YumegakaMurakumo]

"That's why Rodger Pedacter is dead! he found CAPTAIN WINKY!!" This line is missing 😂

[@ClayMorrow91]

'Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Alrighty then.'

[@Hitman4Hire237]

Ace : " HI ! I'm looking for Ray Finkle !" Finkle's Dad : *points shotgun out the door* Ace : "And a clean pair of shorts !"

[@zucky7350]

? dont get it

[@Anthonyy751]

@@zucky7350 same lmao this is from so long ago

[@davidsmith-uw2ci]

Clean pair of shorts bcuz he shit his pants when he seen the shotgun

[@ThatLonelyMeatball]

this comment was ahead if its time..

[@nathanjoerndt8804]

Finkle's Dad: what do you know about ray finkle ?!?!

[@TheGreyj]

Jim Carrey is the pinnacle of how far a human can go in comedy! Genius

[@claytonhess5512]

Was. He's not that funny these days.

[@ms_vi12]

Jim Carrey: the only man on the planet who can wear a Hawaiian shirt with dress pants and own it! ❤️

[@mancunianprince254]

Indeed LOL

[@ashleybritton2584]

When I was in a store I came across a pair of pants that looked EXACTLY like Ace's I turned to my grandma and said, looks like Ace finally grew out of his pants 😂

[@Senpaiaproves]

Wrong... i look pretty damn good in that combo ;)

[@nathanjstoic]

@Knife! Just because you weren’t cool with them doesn’t mean no one else was 😂

[@pauljordan4452]

He said he based the character on a human bird - hence the Hawaiian shirt and the hairdo.

[@vab2371]

"I just can't do it captain! I don't have the power!" : D

[@russmartin9549]

"Dammit jim, I'm a doctor, not a POOLMAN!" LMFAO

[@mikefranco8511]

Jim Carey was my idol growing up

[@pauljordan4452]

He was so damned funny!

[@dbdj0nts]

"Three times? I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before. I must be tired" Just about fuckin died.

[@MarcusAtkinson374]

Jim carrey Makes me laugh so much :D

[@SubidubidubiDu1]

You look a bit like Eichorn :)

[@mistypaws6158]

This guy would be impossible to act with. It would literally take me a few takes to not laugh. “Holy testicle Tuesday!” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@amatureactor92]

I can feel it.....IN MY NECK!!!!

[@zildanetto3473]

Michael Devers 5

[@blakebailey1778]

Holy Testicle Tuesday!!

[@MehIgotnothing]

"Stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh?" 😂😂😂

[@dskill101]

7:34 is the best...when I first saw it when the movie came out I was dying!

[@chrispopp1051]

The guy with the rubber glove was surprising gentle.

[@jessicaness8409]

You're a genius comedian with the purest heart, Jim!!!!

[@robertholderness9804]

"Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger" lmao

[@raheemyusof6506]

I guess his one of among comedian that can make me laugh and smile purely from my heart without any pretend 😂🤣

[@jessejames7914]

Best actor ever. You can’t change my mind

[@doct0rnic]

I was really hoping for Cable Guy 2, after seeing the super bowl commercial, it can totally work

[@carrotsulong7559]

12 years since it was put on KZbin and still hilarious

[@POPCorn-hq6jh]

yes Satan.....oh sorry I thought you were someone else xD

[@gregbethscheider5912]

@Ralph Jim Carrey said it that's why

[@ConfusedDonkey]

Peanuts? Yes, I have one right here. It's quite bulky, but I consider it carry-on

[@Edzter]

4:05 i swear Jim just did that for shits and giggles and they were like 'just keep that in' too good.

[@cheapzilla3090]

“Is it number one or number two? I just wanna know how much time I have”.

[@phillyflyers2895]

"Guns on my hip....ohhhh godddd."

[@SamuelGriffin]

"Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkel......and a clean pair of shorts"

[@bsgambati1]

I'm looking for Ray Finkle. *Shotgun points at Ace* And a clean pair of shorts.

[@Runie2607]

every time XD

[@lillian5977]

So you have S҉T҉Y҉L҉I҉S҉H҉ T҉E҉X҉T҉?because thats how evryone uses specual effects on their words

[@andrewgooch3709]

Missing "I'm in physcoville and Finkle's the mayor!" and "Gun was digging into my hip.......GOD!!!!"

[@ThePhilinator]

basically-- the entire movie. Classic! :-D

[@antuwan08]

8:02 he had to have rung his bell pretty hard on that take 🤣

[@shotbro4998]

I was just...practicing my mantraaaa...

[@TheHoon57]

Man. I had this on VHS as a kid. I feel old....

[@MadiRoss91]

Lois: "Listen pet dick, how would you like me to make your life a living hell?" Ace: "Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship right now Lois...but thank you for asking." X'D That was mah fav! Win x3

[@realUlfricStormcloak]

"Lovely party... pity I wasn't invited."

[@NicoleChristina]

"Do I have something in my teeth?" I use this quote often

[@pajtim9079]

Hahah

[@ModelBuilders]

Like a glove...DAMN

[@Barplan]

guano bowls - collect the whole set!

[@claudevalentine8657]

1:24 Best burn of all time.

[@day500champ15]

To express my feelings of the above actor, I must paraphrase one of his quotes. Ahem...DAMN HE'S GOOD!!!

[@Anthraxx_Reloaded]

"holy testicle tuesday" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I JUST DIED!

[@NicsElectronics]

Le-who-ze-her. I still say that while driving lol

[@roxanneweichinger9318]

😀I know this is a late response but that word was my fav line that Carrey said!

[@vab2371]

"Only this. AAAAAAHHHHHHH....AAAAAAHHHHH !!!

[@StereoDecks]

"My! arent i the popular one..."

[@shizzle240]

bro you skipped soooo many other good parts

[@dezsodebreceni4829]

shizzle240 Like the whole film

[@ClashTommyGun78]

Great selection, although a couple of my favourites were missing, such as "What's all this pet food for?" "Fibre" And "I've come to confess I was the second gunman on the Grassy Knoll".

[@Jardinier2023]

The Ace Ventura movies were the best. We will never see a comedian like Jim again, a true genius..should of won so many awards but hollywood didn’t appreciate him!

[@roniemcrea]

2:12 one of the best moments😂😂😂

[@russmartin9549]

Beside the point, the ton loc song "ace is in the house " was badass. I can't pick a favorite quote, too many to pick from. The whole duo of movies is funny. My cousin Garrett and me routinely go rolling down the fairway, drinking beer and singing " chitty, chitty bang, bang, hi-ho, I love you" as the golf cart slides sideways

[@Vngexl]

0:46 has me dying😂

[@BlackWolfQueen0705]

The singing alrighty is the most hilarious scene in the movie! 🤣

[@Kinjamaimai]

3:45 Oh my god it's Amy from Amy's Baking Company!

[@NicoleChristina]

the drumming part.. omg!!

[@inouskehashibira1045]

Courtney Cox is really beautiful. 😊😚♥️💍

[@dilanmian7956]

So is Sean Young, damn

[@puchipuchi808]

7:35 my dogs when I try to kiss them

[@tal12ran06]

AAAAAAALLRIGHTYY THEN!!!!!! *Snap* *Fart*. Best part!!!! XDDD

[@soroxas8776]

7:20 How is that actor not laughing at this? That is a professional.

[@ShadowStar0110]

You forgot about the Slinky part :'( I know it's your video and all but that was my favorite part of both films. *As the Slinky goes down the stairs.* Ventura: "Isn't this incredible!" "It's going to be some kind of a record!" "Everyone loves a Slinky, you got to get a Slinky, Slinky." "Go Slinky Go!" *Doesn't touch the last stair* Ventura: "Ohhhhhh man, Can you believe it!?!" "It was right there!" Best Scene Ever :)

[@ngundel1878]

The best of funny actor

[@user-gk2ph3lu7j]

4:34-4:57 Gets me everytime!! 😂😂😂

[@ShadowStar0110]

To finish the Slinky Scene because I ran out of characters: Ventura to Greenwall: "Can I do it one more time?" Greenwall: "Please forgive me sir, but if we don't hurry now we might miss the plane." Ventura: "Of course, how selfish of me." "Lets do all the things that YOU want to do!"

[@loaded88]

yeah he's hilarious in every scene:)

[@FifaRalle]

so funny :)

[@missamieholly2313]

I laughed so much at this movie when I was a kid.

[@beccatate1204]

B-e-a-utiful... I just can't do it captain I don't have the power

[@gimmiedashasha]

Einhorn is Finkle, Finkle is Einhorn... Einhorn is a man!!!!! OH MY GOD, EINHORN IS A MAN!!!!! [The Crying Game Song Starts playing] [Plunger to the face] [Naked Man Crying in the Bathtub] END SCENE.

[@Nyymi85]

that face when you realise that that "satan at beginning was on breaking bad hector salamanca.

[@gaussiano]

Worse than satan hahaha

[@aprilmiddleton7157]

this is a great video of all ace's funniest lines and clips

[@Archimedesu]

Awww. when he said "DO NOT. GO IN THERE. WHEEEEEEEEEEW." You should have added the part where he squishes the water out of his pocket XD

[@tomm0016]

You missed “I came to confess, I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll”

[@JulilovsSid]

Love the film, Love the guy. Thanks for the vid

[@cooiikes]

Replay Button! Haha I love Jim Carrey!

[@Jackie-McCann]

"In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became extremely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds... PARKING HIS WIFE!" ROFLMAO! XD

[@TheLadybug177]

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder in my life.

[@spacebatstuckonearth8888]

This comment is now vintage

[@marcusmartin5758]

He's probably dead by now, salute!

[@spacebatstuckonearth8888]

9 years is a long time, it's a decade old comment, let that sink in for a second....

[@Hadronic82]

Where was, "It's kinda hot in these rhinos"?

[@Bastard_Man]

lmao at the end when he smacks his face! i couldnt stop laughing

[@loaded88]

thanks man! I did a lot of editing in this so I'm glad you commented:)

[@The_Honcho]

This is pure 90s humor

[@alexsperandio6540]

8:02 ---- You're WELCOME

[@nisaybliss855]

Guano bowls. Collect the whole set! :D

[@Mr_Scoob]

shawshank redemption that made me laugh real hard XD

[@FenderGibsonSounds]

i... GOT TO MISTER!!!!

[@shhhake]

"Martha Matts... ohhh yea, the BITCH!" LOL

[@TheAustralian47]

2:44 HAHA, lol. Good question.

[@GBBWAR]

7:00 thats gold

[@KingKsEDC]

When he pretends to slip off the ledge when hes at the party 🤣🤣 how didnt you show that!!

[@Klaustrus]

- "Holy testical tuesday!" - "How would you like me to make your life a living hell?" -"Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship Lois, but thank you for asking" Haha, lätt bäst :D

[@gooberstein4166]

The 007 bit is one of the best comedy scenes

[@Klaustrus]

Nae, fyfaan vilken bra video! Kung ju! :D

[@AstroMartine]

Einhorn: "How would you like it if I made your life a living hell?" Ace: "Well I'm not ready for a relationship yet, Lois" - Bhahhahahahahahahahah. I gotta remember that one for my boss.

[@justimagine2403]

On one level this is WAY over the top. On another level... hilarious.

[@Miser1983]

By far the most epic headdesk....er....headbench in this case.

[@shaneporter3019]

Legendary...

[@cookiemonsta3284]

7:34 LMFAO BITES HIS FACE

[@amerson60]

Could have made a great Deadpool in his prime

[@RodStewartfan1]

LUV THESE FILMS! Jim Carrey is a comedic genius! I CANT WAIT FOR Dumb & Dumber 2! =)

[@JoshJetStream]

"BLLLLLL HALF TIME!"

[@missamieholly2313]

1:27 Most epic comeback ever.

[@jamesl.anderson1384]

1:16 1:17 1:18 1:19 Ace Ventura: Excuse Me I’d Like To Ask You Some Questions

[@lewismcdonald985]

"I'd like to ASS you a few questions!"