Off Topic: Ep. 45 - Fleshlight Full of Flubber

[@mr.mowbray2257]

Michael: "Like my hat? I look good in a hat." Me: "Can't deny it, he looks good in hat"

[@Happy-to3tf]

mr. mowbray I don't think he looks good in a hat

[@howitsplayed982]

This has to be my favourite podcast its just so chilled

[@howitsplayed982]

Although Always open is also great

[@howitsplayed982]

I know !

[@TrustATinOwl]

Horse Punch JRE dawg.

[@toolizawesome]

Ryan complaining about not getting free stuff, I feel the pain bro!

[@domenickrathof984]

Hey bro if you like this content, you should really check out the regulation podcast!

[@EridianAngel]

So when they mentioned flubber, i paused the video, watched the whole movie, and then came back to finish this lol.

[@jhonnyxhantos2470]

im sorry

[@limlom6605]

EridianAngel RIP dat robot bitch...

[@WELLZY_]

EridianAngel you have too much time bud

[@sirravio2075]

I did the same thing except I watched the entirety of Westworld

[@DrewColpurs]

"The Pixel is expensive as hell." IT'S THE EXACT SAME PRICE AS THE IPHONE 7!

[@daddydiaper8006]

But for less quality it is expensive.

[@DrewColpurs]

xBone 123 "Less quality" Please explain how it's less quality? Pixel has the far superior hardware, the only debate to be made is the software, and quite frankly I prefer Android. And most flagship phones are about $500-700, the Samsung Note 7 is like $900. THAT'S expensive.

[@dannutt5701]

Drew Colpurs Well, it's got to be expensive to produce atom bombs!

[@mickeyB6453]

How is it superior? The iPhone has water resistance, the Pixel does not. That right there is a perfect example of inferiority.

[@dannutt5701]

mickeyB How are the $150 headphones?

[@SouthernCanadianSoup]

I kind of want Michael to take a loaf of bread, fill the bag with water and slam it on Gavin's desk.

[@nillabeany]

I wonder if it bothers him as much with bagels or english muffins.

[@Plague_Doc22]

Fuck the desk. Just have small holes in the bag and slam it in his face. The wet bread juices would be all over his face.

[@yanderoro3721]

a few years back, in the old office, Michael took a piece of bread and got it all nice and wet and slammed it on Gavins desk while in the middle of a lets play (causing gavin to run outside making gagging noises)

[@samreid6010]

I have to say, I thought sips was on before I remembered andy

[@Geznoo]

Same. Wouldn't be surprised if they're related.

[@XxDeadsoulz]

What a bastard, that Andy.

[@4everis2morrow]

The real dude, the best dude

[@Maegor2]

Whose ranium

[@BRO0KY_998]

This is definitely the best podcast to watch/ listen to, whilst doing college work.

[@R3fug333]

Ryan, the piano scene in Luke Cage sets up for some major Character development down the line. Nothing is just thrown in for the hell of it. What are you talking about?

[@Nate-ol5qj]

he's just seen 2 episodes so :/

[@LordMooshroom]

Then maybe he shouldn't assume he knows what he's talking about. The Marvel Netflix shows are well done.

[@Nate-ol5qj]

agreed

[@drip628]

Andy seems like a chill dude.

[@drip628]

With semen covered walls

[@nillabeany]

And a red face.

[@thetostada1326]

who jerks off while babies are in the same room as him

[@HaloFTW55]

And jerks it like an animal on the floor.

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

13:18 Also, a while ago, he was on a airport safety ad (Or something.) and I was like "Wait a second, that's Gavin!"

[@PanicSunday]

Yall have no idea how fucking excited I am for playpal OUTLAST full play oh my lord thank the heavens I have waited 2.5 years for this, the time is finally here. Hallelujah

[@patrickknoph6313]

"Fuck you. End the show." - Michael 2016 Love it.

[@Flashbang1586]

Its always great when you pause the video right after a joke and return after a long time to just laughter without any context.

[@ericaashleyxo]

I usually read the titles of Off Topic episodes and guess if 1) someone actually says it in the episode, and 2) who says it

[@pots8667]

I'm guessing Gavin before watching

[@davidz5470]

FATstronaut I'm with you on that. Probs Gavin

[@8159173]

My answer since the first podcast was always Gavin.

[@night4345]

They really love to say Gears didn't do well and that's why they don't do them much but the videos didn't do much worse than some of the Halo multiplayer stuff.

[@ElliWoelfin]

Or anything else recently.

[@Plague_Doc22]

Let alone Destiny.

[@KingOfHalla]

RoosterTeeth was founded on Halo. Of course they're gonna play it regardless. The only Gears video to break 1 mil from a quick search was Michael's Rage Quit. Only one other video was close. Destiny had 2 videos over 1 mil and at least 3 or 4 not too far off.

[@lilydunlop]

@22:58 the identical looks of "this fucking idiot got a free gears xbox and we didn't" MIchael and Ryan give each other lmfao

[@rolandoftheeld]

I've said it before: the Gears videos are among my favorites on the whole channel. Right up there with Minigolf and Rainbow Six.

[@Ste_Taylor]

I'd watch a vlog like thing of you guys rearranging the office...

[@nekogenius93]

I wanted to analyze the most recent Off Topic for a mini-paper due in my grad class tomorrow, but I think it would be too embarrassing to say I analyzed "Fleshlight Full of Flubber"...

[@ItsMichaelReid]

nekogenius93 dew it

[@heyitshaleighh]

"like my hat? i look good in a hat" my exact thoughts when i first saw him

[@camofrog44]

Love that terrifying Mr. Blobby behind Gavins head

[@muddabullsh_t983]

Hey Andy I only where my snapback backwards because Ash did it back in the day and I'm trying to help bring it back

[@nillabeany]

It gives you a 100% success rate if you turn it around while capturing. Its perfect

[@muddabullsh_t983]

jacob anderson exactly

[@4everis2morrow]

So you want to be the very best?

[@4everis2morrow]

what is your true test?

[@theirishviking9278]

... Never heard them called a snapback before

[@cestfixement]

"Do you know how loud Meg is?" Hahahah. Yes. Yes we do.

[@JohnSkelley]

If by some miracle Gavin ever got a knighthood I wonder if achievement hunter would respect the title and call him Sir Gavin Free?

[@Sigil_Firebrand]

Once, then never again.

[@999GHz]

Only in a pompous British accent.

[@randok7771]

You don't need to have swordsmanship or armour to be knighted. The writer of Sherlock Holmes was knighted. He didn't own a suit of armour or sword.

[@JohnSkelley]

Many celebrities have been knighted .. it would make him the first KZbin celebrity to get the honor. Rod Stewart was just knighted and I don't recall him being a swordsman although he may own a few suits of armor.

[@foundthefloor]

Off Topic has quickly become my favorite AH show. Also, shout out to Neal (sp) because the editing on the GTA videos has been amazing.

[@cockynoodle]

Okay, I've been holding this in for 44 podcasts, and I'm about to explode. In the intro song, it annoys me so goddamn much how it goes off beat at the end. Here I am trying to whistle along, tapping my foot with the rhythm, and every time I'm thrown off by the early start of the part where it fades out. Do you not know your audience? We cling to predictability like life preservers in Water World, and here you go pulling this shit. Now I'm falling down stairs because I keep miscalculating my steps, and walking into elevator doors before they open. You put me off balance, man! My brain! Ungh!

[@robynhood3983]

It's the same intro every time just practice or something

[@charliemcdonald5487]

Dude, chill

[@arodledood]

Mads Ulvedal dude you just suck at music deal with it

[@RenamonandLuna]

Boohoo.

[@Mojotan]

If that bugs you that's much you must have a big investment in Advil to live your daily life

[@damarea55581]

Off topic has to be the best podcast, right?

[@commissarcactus1513]

There are two things I want from the next Halo game: 1. Weaker Prometheans 2. A Mammoth fighting a Scarab

[@AdvancedEon]

Aye, knights take way too much to be killed

[@gabrielmiles5622]

nah. just sidestep their melee and give em the old spinal tap. easy af.

[@AdvancedEon]

Gabriel Miles Not so easy anymore, you've now got to shoot weak spots on their bodies to take off most of their armour before going in to side step and spinal tap them. It's a pain too as they take rockets and walk away with little to no damage in Firefight

[@commissarcactus1513]

I'm okay with knights being miniboss level enemies, but I wish that the people designing enemy spawns had gotten the memo. It's the Soldiers who are way too strong in every aspect, especially in Firefight.

[@AdvancedEon]

Eric Vaughn-Matthews Aye, Soldiers also need less health. The Knights need to be treated more like Hunters too, I hate when I end up facing waves upon waves of Knights with Incineration Cannons

[@zeldastep2402]

Gavin's title was spot on this episode. God I was so frustrated whenever they focused on Gavin or the mug. He should have cleaned it when he spilled his mug.

[@DakshChhokra]

I really like how they are repeatedly and subtly, and rather coyly mentioning how Jeremy broke Gavin's desk.

[@CravenTHC85]

13:45 Tehehehehe I know what that "something" is that happened. Oh shit that was funny. The damn thing just snapped right in two. xD

[@smoothieking157]

what video are they talking about around 53:35

[@huntervillamar6684]

literally only reason i'm scrolling in the comment section to see

[@jess10303]

Mark_115 can't find it either

[@Fangtorn]

Let's Play Half Dead.

[@TheDC91]

Half Dead

[@smoothieking157]

Thanks guys, It is half dead for anyone else who wanted to check it out

[@numberonebacon]

Credits be like: "Hey so you like the credits? We gonna show you credits in the reflection of the screen we are overlaying the credits over so everyone gets 2 credits this time."

[@howitsplayed982]

My Fleshlight was full of something after I Saw this video ;)

[@howitsplayed982]

I do apologies for that awful joke.......

[@Frank_Ditch]

Horse Punch you didn't finish it yet...

[@howitsplayed982]

*In My sub box

[@banzaiboy1597]

Beer????

[@freeblades2601]

Horse Punch @@@@@

[@belainegibsson.2082]

Michael should reference Seinfeld more. I love that show.

[@DaniiTea]

I need to stop watching this while i'm working, someone came over to look at something on my screen and it was only after they'd walked away I noticed the title of the podcast, christ.

[@CymruJedi]

Andy looks like Sips

[@1234noey]

Starkiller100 holy shit

[@HysteriaFox]

dont you also think that matt hullum looks like sijn from the yogscast

[@Geznoo]

He really does. He looks like Sips, if Sips acted like Sjin.

[@michaelpalmer2063]

remember to keep your head in the future to get the idea

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

45:52 Well... it's still like 90 high where I am. That said, it might not actually be 90 degrees high from weather forecasts, but 90 degrees is just kind of high for this time of year. Once, it was 110 degrees, and a store thermostat said 86...

[@norric1]

Gavin, most electronic hair clippers come with a "bellend broom" type brush for cleaning the clippers with.

[@DJwasHere66]

After having seen Let's Play Live, this Off Topic is WAY FUNNIER!

[@rockstarskinnys3370]

Let's Play Live happened?

[@iAmKidKiNG]

It was yesterday

[@AidanROTF]

Jesus Christ if that smile Michael did after he said he looked good in hats wasn't the cutest thing ever idk what is.

[@ashravenpb]

My favorite trailer ever is the Halo Reach trailer with Kat running with the bomb

[@somethingscreams]

Just have Michael, Lindsay, Andrew, and Kerry on one episode. It's as close as we're going to get to Internet Box #128. Besides, it would just be a good episode.

[@laminaisawesome]

dylon should solo an episode of off topic

[@miqvPL]

what I love the most about Off Topic is how often Gavvy wavvy is present

[@Muzica16]

hearing about Outlast let's play is the most exciting thing to me! My absolute favorite game to watch play throughs for!

[@Garrettmcarpenter]

Because Andy was in the thumbnail for episode 26, I accidentally started watching that one instead of this one. THANKS ANDY.

[@Halofox99]

They have to Raising Cane's napkins, I work there, this brought such joy to me

[@dPokey]

hey Gavin, I saw that google ad with the Slow Mo Guys clips here in Australia! I was amazed hahaha 12:59

[@HazelS71]

I didnt go to LP live but it looked damn good on Snapchat

[@CravenTHC85]

It was totally worth it. Cow Chop was pretty meh, but the rest of the show was on point.

[@AlphaZombie2]

Cow Chop although I love them I can say that they are kinda targeted towards a specific audience and humor so I definitely understand why they aren't as popular but people should give their content a try.

[@killswitch619x5]

I'm 17 years old Halo 3 was the first ever game I played the second game I had I believe was modern warfare 2 but Halo will always be what I think of when I hear xbox

[@VideoSage]

God I hope they play more of that cube game again, it's so damn fun to watch.

[@peachesbloom]

Is there a video of Michael hiting Gavin's desk with an axe?

[@yanderoro3721]

I believe it's in AHWU, not sure which one though

[@schnitzelmegapixel]

i also wanna know

[@jaywolf9948]

AHWU 313

[@schnitzelmegapixel]

Jeremy Beer a true god. bless your soul.

[@peachesbloom]

Jeremy Beer Thank you!

[@ManlyPelican]

Yet again people with iphones moaning at how bad iphones are

[@dannutt5701]

At this point I feel like every employee of RT is given one and they have no choice but to use it.

[@Puggle64]

iphones suck but i still prefer them over android lmao

[@Robbie_Haruna]

Doesn't Ryan have an Android though? I thought he jumped ship to Android once he realized they were generally better.

[@dannutt5701]

***** Hopefully, at least one person in the company has some common sense if that's the case!

[@TheEssentialHughJazz]

It's hard to move on, but I'll be buying a pixel

[@DottyDotDitto]

Jesus Michael's right elbow is calloused, how have I never noticed that before.

[@subcatboy]

They should get cow chop on one of these. ;)

[@cabalcore2555]

This got uploaded at the perfect time. Right in the middle of a do nothing shift at work.

[@Holothewolfx]

Im gonna really miss Andy. I love him

[@LukeKimmell]

A podcast under 2 hours? what is this, the RT Podcast?

[@Dobster-fz8jb]

andy is slowly becoming my favourite AH member... very slowly

[@silverturdburn]

His face isn't even that red

[@Wahbun]

silverturdburn make up helps

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

*_Dat flubby flubber tho_*

[@dat1guyful]

Michael's elbows are way too ashy

[@catchingbird1]

ha

[@DerekRuggia]

fuck i bought a ticket to lets play live at the movie theater and forgot to go.

[@ZulqarnainAidil]

The livestream went down, lucky I've got this. And Micheal takes his shirt off too. yum

[@iiGingiey]

Shout out to Canes with the Chicken tenders, Also Kylie from the Canes I go to for remembering my usual order.

[@Beastjaeger]

Axes, swords and Jeremy's leg.. All equally dangerous.

[@banzaiboy1597]

After two years of crying and torment, I have reached Two Betrayals of Halo CE on LASO. BTW Gavin, at the start of the ship in Truth and Conciliation you can hop through the door the elites come out of so that you can hide for a minute or two.

[@420timkelly]

720 views 72 likes 1 dislike ILLUMINATI DEBUNKED

[@ClashoftheVideos123]

I live in Florida and the weather is great right now.

[@A_Perez]

OH MY GOD!!!! Andy is watching Hannibal!! That made my day. (I'm a big fan by the way).

[@tenderlauryn]

hearing gavin bring up gilmore girls was both surprising and hilarious same with michael and vampire diaries

[@itaroons]

"You like my hat? ...I look good in a hat." -Michael Jones

[@TheScholesie09]

Is it just me or did Michael sound super Texan in the "First" intro? Maybe it was the trucker hat and long sleeved shirt.

[@andrewbennett6014]

The new Five Nights was the only one that hasn't scared me.

[@DREAMxmexican]

That hurricane messed my area up I live 6 blocks away from the beach in Florida and my fence is blown out and a tree fell in my backyard.

[@HangoutswithZach]

Michael dances like a robot at 1:16:00 greatest dancer of all time

[@186product7]

It's ok Ryan and Michael, you guys are my favorites.

[@calciumgoodness4073]

I loved seeing Michael flaunt his tattoo in that video, fucking hilarious (gears of war xbox unboxing)

[@xjayfromva7730]

Gavin mentioned one of his first achievement guides was in gears... I remember when achievement hunter made achievement guides.

[@taylorchase3633]

Does anyone notice the credits at 1:48:11 "HAS A DIRTY MUG" Gavin Free

[@vantedmore1466]

no one didnt remember michaels coffe and jeremys desk in vs

[@COYADD]

5 minutes in and I already noticed that Michael's elbows are fucked up nasty.

[@skyfever111]

gavin almost dabbed

[@patreilly3184]

andy should just fucking charge through the door in the middle of gavin and michael recording outlast

[@the5x5x5x]

I learned a long time ago that Gavin is one of the most wasteful people out there. Never turning off his stuff, cereal, refusing to reheat food and throwing it away instead. Its cringe worthy to me since leftovers are a part of my everyday life.

[@Blechhower]

"They blew it up" - very american

[@ElliWoelfin]

He is the one non-Amerikan in the group.

[@Spetia]

Gavin, those parts of Max Payne are amazing! The drug induced levels just added to the story and just how tortured of a person Max is, I am extremely picky about fps games ( because most fps game have super shitty story and are boring ) but games like Max Payne and Bioshock have some of the best stories.

[@KingOfAnime247]

I love that Sister Location talk stuff never happened that would've annoying.

[@Toocoolforyhu]

im SOOOOO excited for outlast. I know they said that getting too hype will ruin it, but theres legit nothing that could ruin gavin and michael shitting their pants.

[@A_Perez]

Same! I really wish they would have made more videos with the first Outlast like they did in FNAF. I also wanted to watch them play the DLC. I'm so excited they are finally playing the entire game!

[@NEEDbacon]

I just remembered, someone should mention Kvass to Gavin. Maybe even send some in to them.

[@joshuamarion6509]

I read the some company had bought the idea for the moduler phone but I'm pretty sure after that they said they weren't going to be able to do it because the various pieces would interfere with each other?? Something like that. I don't know. I wanted one.

[@demonhouser5656]

Michael: "We only release 5 or 6 Let's Plays a week, but we film like 15." Simple solution, 2 Let's Plays a day!

[@thegreatnorth9080]

I loved the let's play multiplayer videos

[@MICQUIAMBAO]

i think the "beatles"look suits gav better than his short hair&beardless look.

[@firemacaw2417]

andy pours beer like ryan talks

[@MegaRedsword]

the modular phone was in development by google but they cut the project

[@jazz5753]

I live in Sarasota, Florida. We haven't been hit hard by a hurricane since the 40's

[@hajilemaster05]

Eden Matrix you're on the wrong side of the state 😂

[@HypnoticChronic1]

Speaking as somebody who lives on the right side of Florida the last hurricanes I remember that really fucked us up good where back in 04-05 during my freshman/sophomore years I remember being outta school for near 4 months or so cause everything was so fucked up.

[@logotho7340]

18:23 Hey look, guys! Ryan's trying to be a CoOl CaT and crush a soda can mid-sentence! Love you, Ryan

[@dwcramer92]

The doctors need to help people thing is part of the "Hippocratic oath" it requires doctors/nurses (medical professionals in general) to help someone in need of medical care, it also requires them to keep your medical information confidential, it's a big deal and doctors can lose their license for going against it.