Off Topic: Ep. 10 - Toilet Bowl of Humans

[@Rwededyet]

Someone needs to make a shirt of Geoff with a trail of dead animals behind him.

[@masterxl97]

+Rwededyet Yes. But first we need a 5-minute Animated Adventure recounting every one of his stories.

[@ArcStoneR]

+Rwededyet I would immediately buy that

[@KingGayCockroach]

+Ruppcarson saaaaaaAaAaAAaaAaAaMmmMmMMmMmMmme

[@nizzleprizzle9783]

+konekokoi22 how many RT shirts do you have

[@Sylveimi]

You mean Ryan

[@ashdoll217]

I love it when Geoff "isn't on the Podcast."

[@carwyn3691]

I love how Michael says 100 'fucks' every episode, but still uses words like 'pee-pee and poo-poo'

[@Kensei007]

24:41 This was my reaction to RWBY Vol. 3 Episode 11. Jeremy's happy to be there and then...shock, dismay, and lastly, HORROR. IT'S PERFECT. XD

[@nopemcnope6125]

agreed

[@MichaelJCaboose013]

+Kensei007 Right? Things escalated at an...alARMing rate!

[@TheAnimationHipster]

+Michael J. Caboose Aw man too soon Im still crying XD

[@prometheusdarkstar1725]

+Michael J. Caboose GOD DAMMIT BARB!

[@Pawc4]

+Kensei007 Except for that one moment with Torchwick. That was an amazing moment.

[@Co-OpAdventure]

geoff's cat watched the last 2 off topic episodes

[@marcusmacintosh146]

Geoff looks thoroughly traumatized. he's just got like, a thousand yard stare.

[@lunchpin403]

drunk

[@narrowstone5363]

He saw the latest episode of RWBY

[@joy_gantic]

+NarrowStone too soon...

[@NurseHarley299]

The Achievement Hunter family consists of Jack, the mother, Geoff, the crazy alcoholic father, Michael and Gavin, the arguing siblings, Ryan the crazy murderous uncle, and Jeremy the funny but sometimes annoying lil cousin lol 😂

[@ChaBoomThing]

I'm so happy to see Trevor getting more screen-time.

[@Skenvo]

More Trevor please. He is a beautiful human.

[@darrenslatta]

I bet it was Ray who set off the alarm

[@jamesc4670]

he had to sneak it at 4: 20... for reasons...

[@wolfpocalypse6270]

+Folse Prophet he had to quit for twitch streaming... For reasons

[@springkirkwood1]

+fenrirdies Actually, enjoyment

[@Phoenixcaptain46]

+Spring Kirkwood Enjoyment of money :D

[@springkirkwood1]

XiaDun He can't enjoy anything? Look at his recent streams. He enjoys it. Fuck off.

[@icywinterof88]

I love seeing Michael's journey from being the guy that yells, to this new and actual funny guy. His comedy game now is so on point.

[@flatout300]

1:08:26 RTAA Samantha the Neighbor Cat

[@yamikey8036]

thank u my good man

[@quinceyclouds3208]

You da best

[@Amber474]

Thanks, dude! Exactly why I'm here, hehe

[@MuseofDiscord]

I just watched the last Off Topic and I was sad that I had to wait for the next one. Next one is uploaded right away.

[@Plague_Doc22]

+Muse of Discord So you didnt watch it for an entire week and although everyone knows its out every sunday..you still didnt expect it...you uhm..dont seem that bright.

[@5115neo]

+James you um, seem easily offended. Boy are you gonna have a fun time here.

[@snake5353]

ive beeen a fan for years lol, im just wondering why someone was a dick for no reason lol

[@austintousignant1469]

+James you said you've been a fan for years yet you are suprised that people are unnecessary dicks.

[@snake5353]

its because im Canadian, im just too nice.

[@smurphy2983]

does anyone else just absolutely love Trevor??

[@JosueRodriguez-ls5wy]

Why am I laughing at the Michael's reaction when the cat died?! XD

[@raynemaybe]

I love Jeremy so much. I'm so glad he was picked as the new AH member

[@RainbowKaitou]

trevor's fucking dreamy, dude.

[@BroMM]

Jeremy's face in the thumbnail was my reaction to the Superbowl.

[@KH-xg1hn]

Super Bowl hasn't happened yet, I caught you

[@jajjahshwwguqjq6099]

+Gi Jow There was one last year! #leftsharkneverforget

[@KH-xg1hn]

+Vivienne Christine true

[@Bumafa]

+AreDeeM I assume you've never competed and lost when it matters most

[@CongestedPike]

37:40 "I gentrified the movie!" Underrated joke.

[@SkyArmyKernal]

I'm in that boat with you Jack. There is a road by my house where I constantly find dogs and I have to put them into my truck and take them down to the shelter. I'm basically a regular there now.

[@ChrisGraves1]

"Yeah... so... anyway..." -Jack, every time he talks.

[@himynameisfuzzums]

Trevor is really growing on me. put him in more videos

[@Saeiane777]

3 years later lol

[@VioletViolent]

Is that Trevor "Long Time Listener Second Time Caller"?

[@oaksthemeister6810]

Geoff: I can't stay today 20 Cat stories later.. Jeremy: Geoff go away

[@daescheesecake]

20 minutes in and it's already my favourite podcast episode.

[@DonNorway]

Am I the only one that actually really much likes to the cammeraderie when Goeff has his arm on Jack's shoulder? As they're always fighting, some nice moments are sweet!

[@QuestionmarkX3]

15:32 I swear to god, I thought Geoff killed another animal with his car.

[@zachschoeneman5638]

"What are you, a fifteen year old goth girl?" God damn it Geoff lol

[@Deathmeter]

i think the title of this series is amazing. off topic, geoff comes by and he is literally off topic, behind schedule, everything! haha

[@QU67Reacher6]

I fucking love Jeremy.

[@AliCheetham]

NEW DRINKING GAME RULE: when anyone spits, you down your drink.

[@AugSPECIncorporated]

Just realized that I too end up drinking when I watch these, nothing beats sitting down my local with my laptops out, headphones on and watching Off Topic. This is fucking brilliant.

[@calebwoods5064]

Listening to the Off Topic podcast is a great way to get through a workout

[@mymatebloo]

I really love Off Topic!!! anyone else?

[@casualt9089]

When ever Geoff tells those cat stories i gotta find my cat to make sure she's alright.

[@lukeperryglover]

Off Topic is always so great. ;) And crazy long too. I've seen that chicken nugget photo jack mentioned like 3 times in the past month alone. ...I wish I had friends that watched more than just RvB or RWBY so i could talk with them about exciting roosterteeth stuff....

[@juggernuart3]

29:58 Oh that guy Michael is talking about sounds hilarious and awesome and great and perfect and other things I cannot list...

[@TheChinpanzee88]

1:49:23 The simultaneous hand movement is so satisfying

[@andrbobr]

i love how the cursing prohibited poster is in the shot with Michael cursing literally every sentence :)

[@theprocatstinator4027]

"GIVE ME YOUR FISH" - Michael Jones

[@aesiqui]

There's just something incredibly hilarious about a man who's almost 30 years old saying 'stinky poo-poos' that sends me into this massive giggle fit idk why.

[@andrejtornjanski2810]

1:50:26 "Blown away by it" Pun intended Michael :D

[@V1brationCanine]

It's funny 'cause IMDb has never listed Jack in the movie and yet people were trying to find him.

[@SlapChoppin]

the best part of this podcast is waiting for Geoff to show up even when he isn't supposed to

[@OakvaleYokel]

I actually started watching always sunny in Philadelphia because of off topic. Love it!

[@locomechanikal4234]

The cat conversation from the RTAA starts at 1:08:28. You're welcome.

[@whitetuxmafiaandfilms5042]

When you get done win one podcast and then there is a new podcast in your subscription box

[@Plague_Doc22]

+WhiteTuxMafiaAndFilms Fight Companion?

[@lukebaino7417]

Really glad i've caught up with these,, I haven't laughed loud at internet videos in quite a while

[@Flumber859]

1:52:05 Gavin Free: Finger holster.

[@belainegibsson.2082]

I enjoy Michael's homeowner stories.

[@k15camacho]

22:00 Hold on!...I'm gunna go take my cats collar off!!

[@standuporshutup]

Saw lazer team at the screenings from tugg, It's a great movie. The theatrical cut might be a bit fast paced, but it is god damn fun. Michael, Gav, Burnie and Colton Dunn had some really good moments. There are definitely some parts where it's like, eh, but a lot of it is gold. That deleted scene was amazing btw. Lazer Team is a pretty good movie. Watch it however you can.

[@EJPimps]

Definitely having to buy these new posters.

[@ryanheatherly3631]

The story of Jack taking Michael to the optometrist is just one example of why Jack is the definition of Good Human.

[@PeterWDawson]

Michael really is the perfect host for this, he's good at comedic timing with his stories.

[@madler0381]

Michael i also felt your pain in getting that achievement in ac syndicate where u destroy the destructibles, but lucky for me, it actually worked for me, when it pooped i was so happy since i read that it was glitched

[@HoneyBakedHam7]

Hey Achievement Hunter, that KZbin Red membership is $10 and it also comes with an All-Access membership for Google Play Music, Google's answer to iTunes and Spotify but better. I'm actually glad that when they announced the release of KZbin Red, they said those that had the Google Play Music membership would get KZbin Red for free (something I had for a couple years prior).

[@devinramer3362]

these podcasts are the best, I watch them all day at work

[@blanked_out_chin]

Aquabats tee? Respect, Michael.

[@jgilly223]

The thing about the dogs getting stuck together proves that there is magic left in this world

[@SedanoWatson]

"Finger Holster" 😂😂😂

[@TheEssentialHughJazz]

Thanks to the title, I'm getting recommended videos about identifying toilet parasites and handling human waste. Nice. I wonder how long Google's ad filter will hold onto this one...

[@GuzzyBear]

I like how Geoff said he couldn't be in the podcast and as I'm watching he's still there talking about animals putting fingers in drinks, lol.

[@jameshuot3706]

the credits need a permanent "Guest Starring Geoff Ramsey" even when Geoff is in the normal credits.

[@Tidelore]

A little after an hour in, Michael's reading an ad to us, and in the middle of that a youtube ad starts... -_-

[@KyRex1783]

+Tidelore Ad-ception?

[@therealbeast660]

youtube red is nice

[@Fastandsteady]

+Tidelore Right? That happened to me on the last one.

[@read6281]

+therealbeast660 ad block plus is nice ;)

[@connorlee392]

Tidelore KZbin red, ik I'm late, but you tube red .... Worth it

[@EpicPotato98]

The kerning on "penalties" at 1:28:23 makes it look like "penal ties"

[@Vincisomething]

That was my friend when she got glasses. "You can see into people's cars??"

[@AwlDerpy]

'20 buckets of nugs' sounds like an ICP song but I love it nonetheless.

[@skippydw1228]

8:56 Jack has been added to the hitlist for people who can't pronounce "Nevada" correctly.

[@MrComplex9fo]

The bird locations they were talking about is nothing compared to an HEB on William Cannon (Austin,Tx). Birds cover every damn tree and wire around the area.

[@Felixian]

I have the same situation with the cats. They have completely disappeared now, but there was a small grey and white cat we named Bella, there was a black and white cat we called Jacob, and this MASSIVE orange cat called Carlisle. yes. I am aware these are all characters from Twilight. That's what I get for having a little sister.

[@RavenSoulcatcher]

When we had a potluck lunch at work, I took sliced hotdogs in beer and cocktail sauce in a crockpot. (makes a barbeque sauce)....knowing full well there were people in the department that did not eat pork or partake of alcohol.

[@JasperConway]

I Googled "12 McRibs" and laughed so hard at all the internet articles going nuts about "this crazy dude". It just seems so classic Michael to someone who watches AH.

[@theroyalgamingcorps3151]

I have to say something i have never seen always sunny until now and i gotta say thanks guys.

[@MrOmegabob]

I find it amusing how a large portion of rooster teeth gauge time using the seasons of RvB lol

[@the1withcheese]

WHUT. a new off topic episode? awesome. i'm gonna save this for a special occasion... or when i'm bored. so much happies! ^_^

[@obiigwe2904]

How long did it take everyone else to realize Michael switched shirts?

[@xcct9h]

good for background stuff, i just tune out when Michal starts to talk over people

[@temetnosce2099]

1:52:06 Finger Holster - Gavin Free.

[@NoOneLikesMyUsernam1]

This new Assassin's Creed every other year thing has honestly gotten me excited for the new one.

[@STormnNormn2027]

I love it when they talk about movies. Or anything. It's Off Topic. Talk about whatever the fuck you want!

[@AngelicEternity92]

got to the animal conversation about the birds at the HEB.... so THAT is where all our birds went o_o I live near Ft Hood and when I moved here there was HUNDREDS of birds always at the HEB we have in town, but when HEB built a bigger building down 190 the birds practically disappeared o_o and lately I have found myself looking at like a decent sized flock of pigeons (like 20 - 30) and wondering "what ever happened to the thousand or so birds I would see every day driving... and occasionally honking to watch the sky get blotted out" heh

[@BazzyMuffin]

"20 buckets of nugs" - Michael Jones

[@hibryd1]

Oh dear god, Michael reminded me that I have to go back into the very first Assassin's Creed to get the rest of the Templars and flags. Someone kill me ughhhhhh

[@PancakeProduct]

A life?

[@RanchOwnzU]

wat

[@zc630]

Wow. Didn't know Jack knew so much about the effectiveness of the TSA's procedures...

[@smartcookie4369]

Orange Collar project is for cats. You put an orange collar on your indoor cat so people who catch it or see it know it's an indoor cat and try to get the cat home.

[@Saturn691]

Lot's of outdoor cats run away from home for a couple days. Happened to mine, he was gone for 5 days and came back just fine. They get grumpy and need alone time.

[@Longboarder420brah]

I fucking love everything about this pod. Having micheal hosting makes it feel like this old box...hmm....

[@NorwegianBasterd]

goeff "not" being the podcast is the best part! :D

[@del_preston]

I feel this is one of the best RT shows ever made.

[@swordmasteral]

For the thieves guild achievment you need to do 5 radiant quests in each major hold after completing the thieves guild main questline

[@coldfire0007]

Geoff should sit in the back facing nothing like those background characters in Always sunny

[@Longboarder420brah]

Jack has done a great job curbing his use of ''and so....'' to end his sentence

[@cassmaughan2075]

Playing these videos at 0.5 speed is maybe the best thing ever

[@SsecretsSsS]

finger holster Gavin OMFG LOL

[@dorkeldink9824]

Never stop making these podcasts. They are fantastic. Also better than the rooster teeth podcast.

[@AquaBeanss]

I live out in the country and the amount of times I've seen cats abandoned around my house because they got pregnant and the owners didn't want to deal with them is heartbreaking. The just toss them out the car because they know the cat can't survive on it's own out there. I haven't seen dogs being abandoned but for the longest time we started thinking one of our neighbours was coaxing our dog out of our yard (we have a shock collar on him because when he was a puppy he would run off and there is a highway not too far away from our house and we didn't want him getting hit) and we would find my dog without his collar on and this happened a few times. It scares me sometimes, thinking about how little people care about animals

[@sebasdy2364]

6 or 5 years back, there was a complete invasion of crickets here too, and it was really funny because, everytime I was coming into the house, the crickets smashed and crashed their heads against my body and the door once I closed it. Something like "Kill the human!! Kamikazeeeee!!"

[@UnpredictableSB]

The reason why Micheal won't admit he has grown up to be a Gent is because he's waiting for Gavin to say it first. What he doesn't know, is that Gavin is waiting for Micheal. You can see this in his eyes, by the way.

[@faithnisbet2561]

seriously i love trev