Let's Watch - Hitman Elusive Target: Blackmailer

[@pwnorbepwned]

"If you rip the Ethernet cable out, you can restart." Gavin, and the origin of Bumcheese.

[@scotthadden9816]

A Little bit of Gavin to my right. A Little bit of Patillo by my side. A Little bit of JDoolz is all I need. A whole lot of Haywood is all I see. A little bit of Geoffrey on the booze. A little bit of Matt, no don't snooze. A Little bit of Michael screaming FUCK! A little bit of them make's AH Rock!

[@ZackRToler]

I sang this

[@sweetbug6934]

ZackRToler I sang this and screamed Fuck and my mother ran into my room looking so concerned

[@whimsicalstranger382]

Scott Hadden Amazing

[@scotthadden9816]

Dakindra Tatum Kudos to you, friend.

[@SC-hj3hq]

I sang this lol

[@Randomstuffs261]

You'd think they'd stop doing fashion shows at this place since like 17 people have been murdered there

[@TheWickedRhymes]

With the amount of money the fashion biz moves I dont think they care if a few people go missing, and im sure police would never get the info

[@ChompXephr]

Isn't this also the location for the Puddle Pile video? So add 100+ to that at minimum.

[@wb4672]

Please the place is an old French Palace. Think of the casualties in that place due to court intrigue or the French Revolution. This crap is nothin

[@Albukhshi]

In my Hitman universe, the death toll exceeds 2,000... Yes, I've had quite a few kill everyone events. I also replicated the Puddle-pile, though I didn't kill 70; just 20.

[@connorthegunlovingeek7465]

The killing just increases the fame

[@OrionX700]

Gavin's house is so full of robotic appliances, he's gonna singlehandedly build Skynet.

[@andylea2718]

Your comment is a diamond hidden in a flaming 50 gallon drum of human shit.

[@matthewrandell5055]

that's a great metaphor

[@burns0100]

Ryan "The Phillips Head" Haywood.

[@indigodusk7636]

Ryan just shouting MURDER! made my day XD

[@chezepie]

Ryan " I like the mirror so i can see myself murdering" made my day.

[@Selenielka]

9:16 "Hello, my name is Subdue" that was solid, Jack lol

[@Hys868]

Why is Ryan's GTA character the target?

[@AdvancedEon]

He got too out of control and needed to be taken out by the Heist Crew, only they realised they weren't gonna be able to take him out since he knew all their strategies. After finding out that he'd decided to use modelling as a cover, they decided that Agent 47 would be able to take him out

[@Hys868]

Thing is little did they know Ryan was an expert in modelling

[@AdvancedEon]

From rumours about this show, he was originally meant to be a Gnome on a mushroom but complained that he'd kill everyone there by throwing them in a hole with an unfed cow so they were forced to change almost everything in the show to keep him pleased

[@ironicugandan5826]

If it was Ryan everyone would be dead....And 47 would've just arrived

[@AdvancedEon]

I think Ryan would've known that they were gonna send someone after him, so he built himself a double with latex, chewing gum and a whole bunch of souls that he'd harvested over his career as a mad man

[@HarmlessVampire13]

For some reason, it's always surprising to me just how fucking funny Jeremy is

[@i-am-the-niece-of-satan5886]

BumbleBuzz I read that as "unfunny" and was about to get REAL salty lmao XD he surprises me too

[@Haggis-Giggles4692]

Lil J is getting funnier and funnier :)

[@TopPigg]

the hardest i've laughed in a while is Gavin and Jeremy's trash can discussion xD

[@pwnorbepwned]

TopPigg Where in the video is it?

[@quentinwolfe2302]

Fucking Jeremy's girl voice killed me: "Sandra you're not gonna believe this, I walked into a room and found a quarter."

[@cokedaz]

Jesus christ, if he didn't kill that waiter he would have got silent assassin, GOD DAMNIT.

[@emilyyurk7231]

Hey, when you don't have a hammer, you don't have a hammer.

[@cokedaz]

There is always time to choke a bitch.

[@emilyyurk7231]

Well yeah, but it wouldn't be a Ryan playthrough if he didn't off at least one random civilian

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

I love the description. Also I love how a coconut is considered a sharp object xD

[@grantmills8203]

best line: Jack - I haven't touched a tool in years- Gavin - oh wait I just touched you-

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

the target just made 50 cents and walked away.... only Ryan can manage that

[@Matt-wg9xn]

Started reading comments, immediate regret, back to the video

[@Eorzat]

I watched the first 10 seconds and could not help but look at the comments. As always, Acheivo fans are on point and quick to shitpost.

[@gamertagshadow-6227]

Eorzat- yotube fans sir u need to be specific cause us site members that watch the video here have no problems whatso ever

[@DrFumbles01]

SlapNDash Thank you, you saved my sanity. Almost made that mistake.

[@Cazammaf]

SlapNDash Luckily, even though I started doing the same, your comment is one of the first I've seen, so thanks! I'm heading back up to the video now hahaha

[@goodnight_loveyou]

SlapNDash So much regret, I should've listened to you.

[@Orchestrafanboy19]

Just wanted to say, I like watching Hitman videos.

[@MegaNightmare4]

They are indeed entertaining.

[@VivianKurayami]

I love watching these Elusive Target videos just to see how far Ryan will deviate from his original plan.

[@stevehandsomelady207]

Vivian Kurayami that name doesn’t sound real

[@ironicugandan5826]

Scanning the comments? Here is the majority of it. 50%- Boo Jack and his politics 25%- Shut the fuck up Jack can say whatever he wants 25%- Why is Ryan killing his GTA character

[@redeye6598]

Robert Reich I actually have only seen about 15% of the comments being about jacks views and aside from the 25% of Ryan's character, another 3% making mambo no. 5 jokes, and the rest is people bitching about people bitching about jack

[@redeye6598]

Robert Reich I actually have only seen about 15% of the comments being about jacks views and aside from the 25% of Ryan's character, another 3% making mambo no. 5 jokes, and the rest is people bitching about people bitching about jack

[@casadebang6590]

+Gameman659 If we're just counting original comments: 50% DONT READ THE COMMENTS ITS TOXIC 25% Political BS (for both sides) 20% This was great! 5% lol GTA character

[@faceless58]

Wow scroll down my subbox and we got hitman next to cloudberry, thats a good night right there

[@RoboticMagus]

Ryan talks about finding him, a few seconds later he misses the target at 6:26.

[@aimanali8558]

"Rip the Ethernet cable out" Sounds like a bum cheese to me.

[@AmberLF]

Lol at people getting upset with Jack. It's funny.

[@ppleater]

YLL huehuehue look I made a trump joke for the 50th time.

[@AmberLF]

In the summed up and slightly twisted words of Bo Burnham...Don't want people making jokes...one shouldn't have been elected.

[@oliverrockets8616]

"If you don't want comedians talking about Politics, then don't elect a joke"

[@MinecraftLD10]

Oliver Rockets I need that on a shirt, legit, cause both sides can comment on it, and I can watch them burn in their own bubbles, while laughing my ass off.

[@hyttennis]

Jeremy, you're thinking of Fruli, the Belgian fruit beer

[@coolman154]

Jack has always been my favourite achievement hunter :)

[@jakejaeric]

Man Jack was on fire this episode. Dude had me rolling and that rarely happens.

[@Gilleban]

Thanks, Gavin, I just had an idea for a trash can/bin that lights up when the lid is lifted (no practical reason, but some idiot will buy it)

[@DullBones]

I'm pretty sure the target KNEW he was being targeted for assassination. Why else he would be only sticking to places with lots of people?

[@OfficiallySatan]

These Hitman videos are my favorites, the screw ups of Gavin and the madness of Ryan is hilarious

[@lukeperryglover]

Ryan playing this is hilarious. Also that looong setup to just get fed up and hammer to the face :P

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

Also whoever wrote the description for this video is a Genius because it's amazing 😂😂😂

[@SarahWeisters]

Ryan losing his mind when the target called him a clown was fuckin' fantastic! XD

[@mzprettyprincezz454]

Ahhhh the harmonizing at 34:32 is soooo satisfying! 😂

[@TheZXDarkblade]

Guys, can we stop fucking hating each other over politics. Everyone has a different viewpoint, and everyone should be able to take a joke or a jab about their point of view. I don't know what Jack said, but can people please just stop fighting? You guys are tearing this community apart piece by piece.

[@MattAndTheMike]

ZXDarkblade He said "Looks like trumps son" and that's about all, GG AH "community"

[@Roxas80]

I fucking love the way Gavin says Helmut Kruger.

[@jussikol1]

Ryan's talking about trying to find him, at 6:27 turns the corner and looks right at him. Am I wrong?

[@patricktennant7889]

Rewatching this and I thought the same thing and looked for it in the comments!

[@StairwaytoHeavenLZ]

"I love having the mirror so I can watch myself work." -Ryan Haywood, 2017

[@waynechriss]

I failed this elusive target exactly as Gavin did: Dropping the lights on the catwalk will indeed now allow you to pick up the memory stick.

[@tyrdravok2329]

“I just brought my awesome” What like the mech?

[@altwelve1]

7 minutes in ryan walks right past the dude when jeremy is talking fugu and fugi

[@happyspartan4833]

They passed him up like two or three times.

[@meolessy127]

I find myself looking in my sub box for these video's every day. When I see that sweet agent 47 face and the achievement hunter star I nearly cream my pants.

[@ElFourTwoZ3r0]

Gavin the catwalk is indeed game breaking and I also learned that the hard way. didn't do the Ethernet thing though...

[@ElFourTwoZ3r0]

also Ryan you're fuckin terrible at this game

[@dobbsy9410]

Cloudberry and hitman? Today is a good day.

[@user-dj1hy6zc6q]

I wish I would have watched this first before I spent 3 hours on this mission, got frustrated, and then failed it due to haste, frustration, and poor decision making. The method Ryan used was WAY easier than what I was trying to pull off.

[@sabermeow7643]

This target really lived up to the Elusive part of the Elusive Target.

[@griff2128]

Jack, buddy, you're not better than everyone else. Stop whining and making passive aggressive comments. MAGA

[@zc630]

Awww, do you need your safespace :(

[@griff2128]

FreeFallerGames what exactly am I ignorant of..? "Boo hoo, Trump is president now so I have to bitch about it all the time and anyone that disagrees with me is dumb and ignorant"

[@teroknor1377]

I don't care about hearing different political opinions, but if there is a safe space that keeps me from hearing what Patillo calls "Jokes" I will take it. Not just on political stuff, mind, I would like to use it whenever Jack speaks. Replace him with another liberal who is funny (like most of the people at Roosterteeth). I would pay you gladly if you have this place.

[@majorafan09]

This is the only elusive target that I got a silent assassin rating on. I just watched him until he walked down the hallway where there were no people walking or guarding, snapped his neck, got the stick, and walked out. Easiest mission I've ever done...

[@michaeloconnor5904]

23:43 - 24:10 Model attempts to single-handedly end man's murder break.

[@PurpleEle82]

My Aunt has that same trash can lid.

[@JellyFinch]

Goddamnit you ran past him like 5 times!!! My blood pressure!!!!

[@Kvasnikov]

Always happy to see a new Hitman video :)

[@imikegaming2070]

shame they have came and gone.. Just got this game, and now going back and watching these. started having my girl get into watching these, and now watching me play.. know its a little late.. but thank you for all you did for my childhood and even my adulthood. until next time ✌️

[@ledon26656]

The first time I've ever been frustrated watching Ryan. He was ridiculously shit in this!

[@baummerr6057]

Just ended cloudberry. Perfect transition

[@icecoldnut5152]

Gavin is the kinda guy who would buy no touch hand soap dispensers because he doesn't want to touch the dirty hand soap dispenser before he washes his hands.

[@duelmasterx215]

They didn't know they could drop the lights on the catwalk on the Paris map. :)

[@9foxlinks]

who else came here to see Gavin's reaction to him forgetting the podcast

[@AloversGaming]

I was half confident we'd see another failure, but hammers can be pretty handy :P

[@cookieman910]

That description though! LMAO

[@Satherian]

Honestly, the comments have gotten worse than any political comments that AH has made. Like, Jack says 1 thing and THAT'S why everyone focuses on? Not Ryan and the 'Men's March' thing? Jeez Louise. I, for one, found it weird that Ryan just killed his GTA character.

[@ironicugandan5826]

Satherian And that picture of Voldemort the models crowd around

[@redeye6598]

Satherian I heard about Jacks rant, but what did Ryan say? I haven't seen the off topic episode yet

[@futureblue49]

You can tell that Ryan is just continuing LilJ's joke. But Jack seemed kinda serious about what he said.

[@markodell1951]

Jesus fucking christ the men's march thing was a joke. You're a moron.

[@honkhonk5000]

Jeremy with that mambo no. 5

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

Great episode guys!!! Love this series so much and I can't believe a plan actually worked! 😂😂😂😂

[@garrettwest]

Ryan, the return of the Wet Bandit

[@Ayakashi]

Gavin did the first bum cheese!

[@FredrickPancake]

As they mentioned it on Off Topic it was posted. Solid.

[@SC-hj3hq]

1:43 Bruh I remember that song lol

[@bradypahl]

I always love Hitman

[@nobodys99]

best hitman video yet.

[@flyonthewall4123]

Ive seen more people commenting about Jack complainers than actual comments complaining about Jack

[@k1nbo]

FlyontheWall412 Are you complaining about people complaining about people complaining about a bad joke?

[@flyonthewall4123]

james grames its a neverending cycle my friend

[@rikmeister17]

Does anybody know why the devs kept on using the same maps with the Elusive targets? This has to be like the 8th visit in Paris in the exact same mansion in the exact same event.

[@inconveniencestore2848]

I can put a finger up a urethra now. my urethra.

[@honkhonk5000]

Dhruv Chauhan thumb?

[@DidntExpect]

How many knuckles?

[@minimuhfuckinduck2283]

Spanish Inquisition 7

[@jeffwashere94]

listening to jack is making me think that Ryans inner self is saying he's fucking up

[@MachineGunJoepwns]

Ryan is great. Even if he is a dirty gem thief.

[@HD.Keem96]

LOL at 6:25 ryan looked dead at him, and at 7:13 OMG face palm

[@carbotsbessfren3599]

17? Dude that's like the murders-per-minute

[@jordanb2364]

Jack seems to be very critical of Ryan. Whata bully. Funny, though.

[@ZackRToler]

For a second. I thought it was Ryan's GTAV character

[@flyingchinchilla2683]

I love these hitmans!!! Do more!!!

[@bribribikini]

the nyc snowday made me this amazingly early

[@wolfox7776]

So what did we learn Gavin? If an Elusive Target fails, BUMCHEESE

[@michaelwebb7595]

I thought that the guy looked like the crow right before Ryan said so

[@kharmachaos667]

10:20 Did the target just say Voldemort looked like a Greek god?

[@jester9245]

the description is gold👌👌👌👌👌

[@EpicUltraKingSmizzy]

how is nobody in the comments cringing at ryan missing that perfectly set up kill in the bathroom

[@WardenRose]

6:27 oh hi target

[@EthanS95]

lol he literally was walking towards them at like 6:27 and they turned around

[@dovahspy9813]

Next names to use at some point: Johnny Half-face Tommy Two-tone

[@redeye6598]

A little less Gavin in my life A little more Pattilo by my side A little bit of doolie (just go with it) is what I need A little bit of Ryan is what I see

[@themadhaymaker5648]

The target looks like he belongs in a black metal band

[@tetrid937]

at this point, jack is more annoying than trump.

[@I-Roy]

Tetrid Why?

[@chaotiklazy]

Tetrid how?

[@kellyduty166]

jeremys stylist voice may have made the video for me!

[@jameswalker6384]

Every time I see that Disney commercial with the 2 storm troopers I think I'd be an awesome job to have But then I remember working for a amusement park sucjs

[@jessebryant8426]

Geoff Ramsey = Mobile Alabama SWAG

[@robch8693]

It's hammer time!

[@SirMonkeySuit]

Why is every elusive target in this map? I wish they'd change it up.

[@marvjack15]

So nobody is going to make a Voldemort joke at the portrait!!! 10:01

[@LordSvzklx]

this level again? all the bonus missions seem to end up in this fashion show mansion, I'd have though AH would know it off by heart they've been sent assassinating in there so often

[@FrostReave]

23:48 Ryan the hammer guy.