Hitman 2: Twice The Men, Double The Bald

[@DarkViperAU]

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[@mccrabbyy]

Lucia Plushie Next 🙏

[@Yougotcaged102]

I'm glad to see Matto enjoying the dialogue. A very underrated part of these games are the dialogue, it's super funny

[@cashletic]

why do y’all call him matto

[@Yougotcaged102]

@@cashletic Why not

[@dutchmapping1]

@@cashletic Just something traditional, just like he says friendo and doggo.

[@Phanium]

Especially the one on Paris with the dialogue between a mother and son that is hella weird lol

[@Yougotcaged102]

@@Phanium One of my personal favorites are "Isn't that poisonous" "Yes" "Should I be concerned?" "I'm not"

[@UweKai389]

As a Hitman speedrunner i can confirm that this is 100% the right way to play Hitman

[@TheACTIONZ]

Yes, I also like to hit men

[@MoonScript_]

Fellow speedrunner here yes he is doing it correct

[@JyazzMan]

As also a hitman Speedrunner he has runs almost as fast as mine

[@frankwoods2805]

Hitwoman

[@hansbass8119]

Playing badly?

[@Himself028]

Live footage of lucia’s voice actor playing hitman 😱😨

[@Evil_Kanye]

Ambatukam

[@Himself028]

Damn i got pinned by lucia’s voice actor 💀

[@StrangeSeat]

​@@Himself028damn that's Millions to one

[@Evil_Kanye]

This is truly a morbillion chance of happening

[@Will_Rules]

​@@StrangeSeatbillions to 1

[@ShadowKnight785]

I love this “hitting on men” series, Please hit on some more men.

[@John-li6sk]

Ayooo

[@senbowe2859]

Pls hit on me

[@Sheriff6170]

The "Burn wood" joke caught me so off guard, I actually started laughing out loud 🤣

[@OccupiedDread]

I timestamped all the missions Matto played this video so you can see his experience on your favorite Hitman 2 maps. If you could like this so it could help people, that would be appreciated. Or don't, I don't control you 0:00 Intro 0:54 Nightcall (Hawke's Bay) 4:22 Slideshow in-between missions 5:32 The Finish Line (Miami) 13:52 Slideshow in-between missions 14:50 Three-Headed Serpent (Santa Fortuna) 27:04 Slideshow in-between missions 28:17 Chasing a Ghost (Mumbai) 40:12 Slideshow in-between missions 41:55 Another Life (Whittleton Creek) 53:22 Slideshow in-between missions 55:01 The Ark Society (Isle of Sgàil) 1:06:13 Slideshow in-between missions 1:07:47 Golden Handshake (New York) 1:16:29 Cutscene in-between missions 1:16:51 The Last Resort (Haven Island) 1:27:12 Final Cutscene

[@OccupiedDread]

I know they're supposed to be cutscenes in-between the missions but come on, they're slideshows

[@MarkHouston72]

Help people?............. Play Hitman 2?............. Liked

[@Knightros]

I like the subtle jokes the editor puts in, like the discord calling/joining sounds at 53:52

[@KegOfMeat]

I love the fact that Matt just kills people when he doesn’t need to. 52:48 it’s “not that long” because you’re only playing each mission once. They’re designed to be played multiple times.

[@erengee]

4:46 this one made me laugh way harder than it should've

[@Bananmedis]

I said this on the last Hitman video, and I will say it again. This is one of the best videos on the internet.

[@Popmanpraise]

Love how Matt punches people in crowds, leaves a dozen witnesses, and gets into a gunfight in the street and wonders why he has 0 stars lmao

[@YoBuddy_Still_Alive]

Yeah also he constantly kills non targets for no reason

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Mr. Viper, it would mean the world (of assassination) if you wore a bald cap and shaved for the Hitman series, become bald for us.

[@bruhman1235]

54:13 idk who edited this but the fact that he color graded knuckles and added a shadow is awesome, the little details is what makes a good edit

[@Sopranos990]

It’s so cringe but DarkviperAU saved me from a dark place. Ever since I lost my dog and dad in the same year I was depressed and only ever watched KZbin and played games. I saw a GTA video made by darkviperAU and fell in love since, love you matto probably saved my life 😅 ❤❤❤❤

[@hamaczech13]

What an amazing video. The combination of Matto in a good mood, cracking jokes, Hitman being hilarious, and great editing. Thank you, Matto!

[@IsaAgent47.1]

1:16:35

[@ooooothatsshit158]

​@@IsaAgent47.1what

[@Meek_F]

The dedication put on these edits is fantastic. I really LMAO with this series. Thanks, man.

[@1997paulr]

These edits are fantastic.. loved the subtle half life sound after the crowbar and the portal dialogue after the rat poison.. kudos to you man

[@BlackMoonHowls]

Valve Logo SE. Half Life sounds are just basic Source Engine shit, pleb. If you are from 1997 you'd KNOW this. I'm from earlier years. Also portal dialogue, that's Glados, bro. You know the VA of her.

[@alandiesprana8128]

Mr. Viper: Rage at 1 star result Also Mr. Viper: Procees to wipe entire neighborhood

[@rafciopranks3570]

As a hitma myself I can confirm that Matt is good at Hitman 2

[@Arjvee]

the editing in these videos is so good, i love how its minimalistic in some aspects but enhances the viewers experience its great

[@Dat1ScrubLord]

25:49 matto I'm sure you pay your editors well, but they need a bonus for that alone, literally killed me

[@chromenv764]

Watching a film on Friday evening? NO! Watching Matto play hitman for 90min? YESS

[@Accountdeleted030]

Tack!

[@summerysteam96]

"Hector, she was cheating on you by sleeping with the fish" thats good one😂

[@shaecouture7480]

I love looking away and just hearing. *Intro map music* "THAT is (Target name)" *Instant gunshot* *Chaos* *Minute 1 of gametime reached*

[@ChaseSBE]

Matto has too be some Lovecraft style monster to be alive for at least 800 years

[@Davis-sf2fk]

The video should have been called "Twice the Men, Double the Bald", because then the title would have been a star wars reference

[@DarkViperAU]

Hmm I like it

[@DailyParables]

9:24-9:33 funniest bit I’ve ever seen from Hitman

[@TheBlakus420]

59:00 You are mostly correct about the suppressor thing! Unless it's a sub sonic round, there's always gonna be a bang

[@DeathwingDuck]

27:20 Hey! That's me! (Good Video ) Having sunk hundreds of hours into the trilogy it's cool to see people experience it for the 1st time.

[@Johnnyqpw]

The decision to use Vice City music over the Miami intro was brilliant.

[@leob7238]

Would love if Darkviperau played the other Hitman games like blood money and contracts.

[@Overneed-Belkan-Witch]

Given the Darkviper style He probably gonna play Absolution just to screw with the chat

[@MaxperBF]

Matto, this editor deserves a raise!! Editing style is awesome 😮

[@thatguyseb8824]

These are my favourite videos you've done, I've watched them multiple times each. I really hope you decide to keep playing these games after you finish them, it would be great to see you attempt a Suit Only or Silent Assassin playthrough.

[@cezio5318]

Bald Matto is probably the most blessed cursed thing I've ever seen

[@NotCptCrunch]

I believe what you're looking for is blursed.

[@dejanmrdja6899]

He looks like triple H from WWE a little bit hahaha

[@kayagorzan]

He just looks so familiar

[@slavicordali559]

He sexy asf

[@SlayerOfPlayer]

Next time he shaves it’ll be his head. #hopeful

[@sally_buckley]

"Not sure how that was meant to be done, but this works" Is the best phrase to describe this game haha

[@DIEGHOST_8]

Well, definitely didn't expect automation's music on a video like this

[@magnetsec]

Ah yes. Sleeping with the fishes. The best way someone can cheat on you.

[@welcom6364]

As a man, who created Hitman, this is the exact way to play hitman

[@crazybmanp]

40:25 had me dead. Whoever is editing these nowadays is great.

[@TexasSnyper]

As somebody who doesn't speedrun hitman and only plays it casually, I can confirm you are the fastest speed runner of this game based on this gameplay.

[@broston_]

fun video, 'What I've Done' at the end was so funny

[@MartinRusnak]

I have seen HitMan speedruns. I would love to see MAT start doing this as well. It is so satisfying

[@KyleDoes_Things]

Glad to see you play and enjoy these games Matto. Hitman is one of my favourite series. Maybe you can play the older games (wink wink nudge nudge). Either way tho, im glad to experience someone else actually appreciating these games instead of just speedrunning it in the unintentionally worst ways possible

[@arandomcommenter412]

I feel like these ARE the unintentional worst ways possible

[@justwatch7091]

No lmao, the way Matt plays is the unintentionally worst way possible. He tries to play it like GTA when it is not even close the being similar to it.

[@ChunkyKong-47]

Not saying i didn’t enjoy most of these vids but this definitely is the one of the worst ways to play the game, much worse than speed running imo. At least speedrunners understand/use the games mechanics and play with silent assassin as the goal, which for me is the “ideal” way to play at least based on the game design. They are breaking the game, yes, but very intentionally. Matt ran through every level with no thought or pre planning, basically killing people at random until he got to the target. There’s multiple times that he doesn’t even realize he eliminates the target because it just happened by coincidence while he was shooting everyone in sight. Didn’t use hitman vision once in his play through of the first two games. Constantly running straight into enforcers, doing blatantly obvious crimes in the open without any care for who sees. The most creative kill he managed in the span of two games was to knock someone out with a shovel and then break their neck. I’ll accept an argument for the push kill at the end as well. Not saying there’s anything wrong with playing like that or that I don’t enjoy these videos but not once does he ever try to actually play hitman imo . He kinda just blissfully canters through the game like it’s a mass murder simulator with no desire to engage with or learn the games mechanics or design. If we’re ranking them this is definitely the “worst way” to play hitman, or really any game. He fully ignores every mechanic that makes the game unique, doesn’t ever attempt to play with concept of stealth in mind and basically forces the game into being a generic 3rd person point and click shooter.

[@IndigenousRealGuy]

As a veteran HITMAN player since 2016 this is how you HITMAN correctly

[@Arkadius500]

5:32 Love the GTA Vice City theme song there.

[@ElSheepodoggo]

Easily one of my most favorite games of all time. Lost track of how many times I played it through, but I do know it never got boring.

[@Keji101]

watching matto play one of my favourite games is so fun yet so painfull

[@poyeah09]

15:01 Is that an oceangates reference? Matto out here predicting the future.

[@VISULEXA]

15:07 had me on the fucking floor😂😂😂 lmafaoo😂

[@whitezombie10]

The jokes will Robert Knoks had me nearly dying from the laughter

[@DodoKing187]

that vice city music for the miami intro was gold.

[@Schacal6666]

The editing is on another level

[@notsure1969]

Matt is truly the Hitman of all time.

As a swede, the ICA background with the narration about assassin's working for ICA very nearly had me needing to clean off a mouthful of coffee from my screen. I used to work for their largest competitor in Sweden for 16 years, guess that's why I was never really that successful as an assassin. 😂

[@HVRIZON]

The ICA store caught me offguard aswell 😂

[@Tclbmx_]

I LOVE that mattos loves to add metal gear theme songs in his videos

[@Chasik3]

Ai voice over Minecraft gameplay segway killed me, great edits as always Matto

[@the_amiga]

As person who never played Hitman before, but seen the previous episode, I can confirm this is the right and most optimal way to play hitman.

[@TheLibertyVice]

I love how he used the Vice City theme in the miami mission

[@SelvesteGud]

Matt PLEASE try and speedrun this game, i think you'd love it

[@Unformed8]

Matto like: "Screw this game, I'll go play Super Mario, that game atleast gives me stars"

[@BunnyHeart994]

I've long waited for this :) NOW HITMAN THREEEEEE

[@stephen3293]

I love how Matt will attack anyone without question hahahaha

[@EndoKU3956]

As a Hitman speedrunner(actually am) you easily wiped every run I’ve ever done

[@mojaxon23]

*Needs a loud distraction *Silently kills everyone instead "They're distracted... by being dead." That was more than amusing enough for the day lol.

[@junegeeitisahardgfulmer7911]

The NordVPN joke killed me, fantastic.

[@thebluehat6814]

matt having no idea that unconscious people inside crates dont wake up is the sole reason he wasnt getting at least 1 star

[@donrococon7833]

Incredible video! Editing was excellent and Matt was really inspired!

[@IXXIMASONIXXI]

Can't wait for Hitman 3, really like your playing the Hitman series. Love to see you try and speedrun this game as it can be a lot of fun :D

[@BlueDecember06]

15:00 They predicted the Titanic submarine implosion

[@Dimitri0465]

Awesome video! Looking forward to Hitman 3

[@FilthyRamenChef]

5:32 is perfection

[@Quagsire_rl]

Can’t wait for him to see Florida man in Berlin when he does his hitman 3 play through

[@gruphius]

Just a small funfact for you: You might have noticed that Hitman 2 had movies for cutscenes, while Hitman 2 only had (mostly) still images with spoken lines. That is down to the fact, that Hitman 2 had a much lower budget then 1, because IOI Games weren't doing too good at the time they made Hitman 2 and they even thought about canceling it, which they luckily didn't do. But basically the cutscenes from Hitman 2 are improved scetches of how the cutscenes were planned to look, if they would have been made the way they were originally planned.

[@rosekrababbel7042]

YEES i loved the first video, I'm hyped for this one

[@mohammedkebab]

5:34 Lucia’s voice actor playing gta 6 😱😱😱

[@kdayad]

0:21 as a swede, i consider the background the funniest thing ever.

[@FlygeRswe]

Yeah no shot

[@Jarp_ie]

Matto, a true gamer. Shaving your head for a thumbnail. Respects.

[@sizeable-cult3169]

Loved the joke with the ICA and the Swedish supermarket (I live in Sweden so I laughed)

[@jonnevitu4979]

"rip bozo" -Diana, 2077

[@probablyhighngl]

clicked so fast I wanted another hitman video I’m so happy 😂

[@stikyfinkaz183]

51:22 I died when you shout "BUY THE HOUSE!"

[@Martyr_Logarius]

The Game Devs: its a stealthy game Matto: Stealthy?

[@soepbert]

I also first played the game like this and enjoyed it but when I learned that the levels should be seen as maps and not as levels you will get so much out of this game! I have hundreds of hours poured into it and there is still so much to do and complete.

[@huh856]

YES FINALLY. I loved the first hitman,, great to see it back!

[@karlobs2779]

Another upload this guy is a legend🎉🎉

[@tyzilla358]

3:57 LOL

[@General_pizza]

When he was eliminating Andrea, he hit her head on the wood and I got an ad 😂😂😂

[@Zamo1114]

ive been watching your videos for a couple of months now and i really do seem to enjoy them. and most of the time i don't even search for your videos they always show up on my recommendation. today after months of watching your videos i relized i haven't subscribed to your channel.

[@Cweets]

I like these edits, a lot of them caught me off guard lol

[@hackersource4634]

I watched the vods, glad the video finally came out.

[@Hondomoto_]

I just realized the guys in the museum said the artifact was recovered by Blake Nathaniel sounds suspiciously close to Nathan Drake 💀😂

[@abetteruser3056]

16:00 is the most legendary moment ever 😂 😂

[@THE_TERMINATOR_1984]

Bro is on his way to become the best Hitman speedrunner of all time

[@tukazukikatomo9890]

16:13 😂😂😂😂

[@Skiman__]

Loved the vice city theme playing during the welcome to Miami scene :p

[@Woud_]

Awesome video! Love the meme edits, especially the Linkin Park ending!

[@aesthetic.adrian]

This was hilarious. Thank you, Matto. It made me laugh so hard and find a reason to keep living

[@ViniciusJunior17]

The Glazing is crazy

[@SK-zh2ug]

I was dead laughing with the vice city theme playing in the background at Miami assassination Intel