Kill Tony #82 (Tom Segura, Christina Pazsitzky)

[@deadkennady]

Thanks for keepin the KT show high and tight.

[@justinmayo19]

Tom and Christina at 10:30 , First Comedian picked out of the vessel at 28:10

[@Justin-lg1qb]

Harshank thank you.

[@ole_limberlegs]

Saved it. Thank you. 😊

[@hijodechago]

*bucket of Destiny 🙄

[@melissaattaway7426]

I didn't see this comment in time. I always skip at least the first 5 to 10 minutes because of how slow this podcast is to actually start. But this one was absolutely agregious in its slowness and procrastination. I came into the comments to warn people that it doesn't say until about 40 minutes in. Literally half of the entire podcast goes by before anything even remotely watchable happens. Don't know why that smarmy corpse does this, but its annoying as fuck. On behalf of everyone that enjoys watching when it actually starts, thank you for time stamping. Even though I figured it out the hard way. I guess they had to waste a bunch of time to make up for the lack of comedic improvisation on stage this episode.

[@melissaattaway7426]

To be clear, I like tom and Christina, but they are pretty bland without a topic to attach to. So maybe this was for the better. God knows Tony ain't gonna carry the show. He may be the host, but lets be honest, Tony is capable of being funny, but he ain't a great host.

[@chadriegel2832]

30:25 listening to this in 2024 and its kinda funny how christina was uncomfortable at the guy possibly having cancer and now she has cancer, almost like she predicted it lol

[@sj205]

Thank you for uploading all these KT episodes! Respect 🤙

[@JRay1980]

"you guys are doing good! Come home later for Moose soup!"

[@achtungfernglas]

try it out

[@0031slipknot]

Why do all of Redban's noises have to be 1000 times louder than anything else?

[@will1718]

I wish I was a fan of this 8 years ago and could have gone to a show

[@Gafferd8186]

Like 12 benadryl before this makes it 10x better

[@mikehawk8276]

Bernt Chrashler than smoke your weed

[@l1z4rd4]

*y'our

[@EGoltz]

Bernt Chrashler oh I did that of course but it made the audio sound like trash. But theres no way Redban is that shitty at his job so it must be me

[@FungusMossGnosis]

_rub, rub, rub, rub..._

[@__loafy__]

Imagine thinking Sarah Weinshenk is funny. origin of the cringe right here

[@briannuessler4524]

This must be old if they're talking about Jared from Subway in a good light lol

[@guilty326]

They need to have tom back so they can talk about this podcast specifically lol

[@ZMB-on5ub]

Cousin played at the same table as Jared in Vegas. Said he was tall and a douche. This was pre-child rape.

[@gioponce7788]

U can tell its an old video cause of the shitty quality

[@roscoe4092]

@@ZMB-on5ub you mean before it came public, fairly sure he was doing that the whole time lol

[@GriseldaxDOOM]

@@roscoe4092 clearly Tom hung out with him every single day based on his story and would’ve known that!

[@OUTLAWinTX]

0:02 EVERY podcast i hear Redban say "world" i just laugh. He pronounces it as "RORLD" There is no wuh sound anywhere. Rorld famous. Everytime i promise you

[@RetrospectWindow]

Again at 2:15! You’re right!

[@paharnickrb]

Actually its wrold :)

[@Julianbarastas0]

23:39 They speak positively about “jared” from subway😭

[@MANC2311]

T-16.

[@ryanexsus]

Crazy isn't it? Crazy isn't it?

[@georgethomas5417]

This was the most constructive kill Tony episode lol Tom and Christina are way to nice and helpful for this show lol

[@r.alexander9075]

Unless youre a poor lol 😂

[@heartagramskater21]

Here from 2020, it’s hilarious they talk about Cosby a bunch and talk about Jared from subway like he’s cool, because his news hadn’t broke yet. Little did they know...

[@chadriegel2832]

Yeah it's about 6months before the first things about fogle came out and I don't have a clear answer for Cosby, it says around 2014 and 2015

[@mantissitnam8827]

Listening to this, turns my ears into a stethoscope!

[@InnerLuminosity]

Nice

[@pseudopseudonym2500]

whenever i see the mommies, i turn into a telescope!

[@ZeusGExactly]

@@pseudopseudonym2500 I fucking love this fan base so much

[@pseudopseudonym2500]

@@ZeusGExactly keep em high and tight brah. 👖👖👖

[@iandicarlo96]

Tuning in again after watching episode 499 (after Donnell left) to watch Tim Warner!

[@iandicarlo96]

Holy shit, I remember all of it, but I forgot all about it. Glad I watched again. 100% one of the best set/interview combo in Kill Tony history

[@kevinsiedenburg4955]

Just watched the Donnell Debacle, and immediately was like “I know this Tim-dude”, and sure enough, said he was on way back when. Is 6-years the longest gap between bucket pulls?

[@GangsterInternet]

@@kevinsiedenburg4955 Naw there was just a guy in a recent episode (as of August '24), might have been the Trump/Biden episode, that said he was pulled out in episode 39, so that's almost a decade right there.

[@mikehawk8276]

Lmao one of the best kill Tony's

[@vxn490]

"COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM THE ROAD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE"

[@jiminyfriggit2334]

silversands rerld famous

[@OneWhiteGuy]

Wrold famous redban

[@theallstatecutchx8451]

“Christina patinsky” 😂😅

[@briannuessler4524]

Brian Redban: "The Rworld Famous Comedy Store"

[@spaghettienforcer4896]

Tim and Christine, my favorites!

[@GoroStern]

This is seriously one of the best fucking kill Tony episodes of all time lol

[@bigleebrink]

Redban's Dolphin hat is merchandise of Jasper Dolphin from rap group Odd Future.

[@JesusHComedy]

innocence innoncent incident innocence incident crazy isnt it?

[@achtungfernglas]

DROP THAT VERSE

[@FungusMossGnosis]

Innocence, frankincense, immanence, Michael Pence, inside dense, dissidence, indolence, rub rub rub, imminence.

[@bradwinslow3450]

I thought this was America... did y'all forget about insurgents? Come on now, recalibrate your instruments while we discuss this cognitive dissonance with our venomous mistresses in our tents.

[@bradwinslow3450]

Sorry, that comment was the result of my impotence. Forgive me, if you're Catholic you too have sins you rinse if you have common sense.

[@chrisbanks7447]

Imagine knowing that Jared from Subway was going to be arrested for CP mere months after this was filmed.

[@iProxEXOTiXZz]

Piss on me beat me do whatever you want right Tom

[@danielkress5183]

Try it out lol

[@chimranzeerambam1453]

I know someone who named their cat Charles Manson, everytime you pet it your hands would stink like piss.

[@brandonboyce4180]

Is anyone here featherin it?

[@unclej1832]

Hey how did u get a job here fuckface???

[@alecpowers3453]

Blackmail

[@jayess9892]

Minute 40…. Is Tony talking about Eric Andre? Sounds like he’s describing Eric the whole time, pulls up in a Toyota in full caveman makeup minutes before the shoot, cracks everyone up, directs the commercial…

[@KURM654]

Tom is sitting on a gold mine with that Jared bit given how things went down

[@billykobilca6321]

This room has a quality all its own.

[@dclnmre]

Damn this tripped me out ! I thought it was a new podcast for a second.. I can deal with this though

[@RUREDY2ROK]

Toms " fuckin guys, seriously" was the funniest part

[@sgt_donut]

I am just trying to practice on my flow.

[@EGoltz]

apples mass murder from the grave, got a terminater gun, T-17 just practicing ma flow.

[@stephen32frazier]

Thats crazy they mentioned Roseanne when they were talking about Cosby. Fast forward to Dec 2018, one year later, and Roseanne ends up going down as well.

[@MrHollablack]

Jesus Christ is there any way to modulate the volume? Fucking hell

[@ehafh]

🍕 hi mommies 🍕

[@_SaXoN_]

my poop is black but it wont be that easy...................why who.....

[@DaRkw1ngCS2]

hey jeans

[@__loafy__]

Imagine letting Joe Rogan convince you this is funny.

[@slimlokz559]

Fuck ymh this is kill tony

[@joeyjiggy-bippers6382]

Good morning my jeans above 18

[@34577245]

when was the first episode that pat was on as the bandleader?

[@matthewgautier5317]

Hilarious that they're talking about Jared like that lol

[@BradyHold]

Weird subway Jared talk takes me back

[@hellenkellerandfriends2729]

Brady Hold to being molested??

[@joshuabeach6821]

Wait, what did Josh Martin do to get suspended??!!

[@ericwilliams2185]

Damn Christina, looking amazing!

[@conormcgregor722]

That guy just blatantly stole Doug Stanhope's Mitch Hedburg heroin joke then doesn't put him on his mount rushmore lol..

[@aligatorsandwitch72]

exactly what i thought

[@StackinCash420]

Hilarious that they go from talking shit on Cosby, to praising Jared haha

[@masonrice7824]

This podcast is either ear rapingly loud or way too quiet. But damn do I love it.

[@jimcatanzaro7808]

Redban sucks that’s why

[@riftrulek4d]

@@jimcatanzaro7808 hes doing it on his phone to be fair

[@joeltt1233]

where'd the band?

[@Googleaccount_2]

machines within !

[@EGoltz]

bob ma jeans within

[@troybranch9720]

Jared must of been trying to see if he was down for a lil pep.

[@SyphexGaming]

Thanks bud

[@jacobjames3920]

I just liked your comment because of your profile picture.

[@Dev-cc4dx]

machines within

[@Demifiend91]

Yeah igota gun, gotta terminater gyuuuuuun

[@EGoltz]

Bryan Raynor fuck! Your doin good!

[@Demifiend91]

mike kletorez CALM DOWN LAIDER FUR MOOSE SOOP

[@FungusMossGnosis]

My jeans were thin, my jeans were thin...

[@mrgalactus7264]

I tried it out. Got pissed on and beaten.

[@MrSpunkyflunky]

Coming back and watching this year's later it's funny they aren't calling any comedians up

[@ninejdan9]

I didn't know my headphones could get so loud.

[@jtrax7306]

Machines within

[@achtungfernglas]

CRAZY ISN'T IT

[@AeRandyllValenLord]

Am I the only one who is mad that Tony and brian can’t tell the difference between a stormtrooper and a clone trooper?

[@AnnaBananaRepublic]

Your autism is showing 😉

[@V8chump]

I’d bet this guy is a shitload of fun to hangout with

[@dejay20001]

​@@V8chumpwhat an original comment

[@Gaijins]

It’s funny when you remember Brian said he wanted to be like Chris Ward, who is basically THE nerd comedian/rapper.

[@laplantski]

Is this the premier of Shanks as we know her?

[@SiphiliSx]

Tina's hair turns me into a telescope.

[@briana656]

When do new ones come out?

[@edwardbreitzke8019]

New episode live streams tonight. Russell Peters is the guest

[@MMXX_CE]

I bet he was talking about the John Lehr caveman actor. He seems like the kind of guy to show up in full caveman makeup.

[@JustinBlazzzee]

28:31 is that Rosanne in the crowd?

[@Buelr]

All these early episodes are ruined because of redban the “sound engineer”

[@dRoscoAZ]

1:16:30 It's funny and ironic how little this means now haha 😂

[@thestrongdadprotocol]

It's hilarious watching this as they bash Bill Cosby and then talk about how good of a person Jared from Subway is. A lot changes 🤣

[@rodriguezro9999]

Try it out.

[@getfunnyordiebombing]

Holy shit am I glad they change them the kitty sound and the bear sound it’s obnoxious in these old videos …love the podcast

[@getfunnyordiebombing]

I guess it’s just not for headphones or car speakers cause fucking every once in a while it blows my ears out

[@whatthe5954]

got a gun, terminator gun

[@achtungfernglas]

hundred percent :)

[@julianmakara4770]

I miss this .....

[@HaZeyTheViking]

is tony sitting on a bar stool? he looks tall af

[@erikvilla10]

Love seeing Todd and Tina

[@bojr8808]

How long do we have to hear a gay guys song before the episodes starts??

[@OneWhiteGuy]

The wrold famous redban

[@christophernagel2575]

This is almost but not quite as exciting as a new king ass ripper vid

[@christophernagel2575]

Chips in a bowl type shit

[@elchiponr1]

christina porjoefnenfenwcky is insane, good luck tom, may the gods bless you

[@complexend4133]

"its like your moms house and kill tony in a parallel usinerse" XD did anyone else catch that? its cause he thought that your mom's house was a podcast about moms

[@james0309]

hey hitlers

[@EGoltz]

james 030 Sup Kane!

[@Lynxchillin08]

Did Christina predict the Hitler dog guy ? At around 16:00

[@sadfaceteef3300]

thank you, achtung god

[@adamnoturfuknbusiness2367]

ROAD FAMOUS COMEDY STORE

[@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD]

Whoa weinshank origin episode

[@ansoitgoes]

Just glassin... try it out

[@complexend4133]

LOL the roseanne jinx

[@CrityCrit]

Get them both on again please

[@spakjoeXD]

6:00 to skip the Patty Regan song.

[@scottwood5957]

You're the best bro

[@GoroStern]

Thanks 🙏🏻

[@jordanlayton6540]

Lol the only reputable sitcom star from that Era is now Roseanne 😂 😂 😂

[@budzion8800]

You're doing good, come down later for some moose soup

[@williamhenderson2661]

Ruroldwide!

[@ZMB-on5ub]

Tony for sure whispered "D'elia?"

[@jlucas1391]

Much love no hate!

[@will1718]

and on a depressing or uplifting side note Tim Warner is actually homeless again 8 years later today.....

[@pac5709]

episode 81**

[@claudes.whitacre1241]

28:00 before the first comedian.

[@bmc1717]

I know…the show these days is much tighter!!

[@12francs]

Gotta gun gotta Terminator gun

[@lullivan6502]

All I’m gonna say.. haven’t seen any bumper stickers saying AJ was wrong yknow what I mean.

[@chiclit78]

F all the haters

[@atomicboomstick2543]

RosewoodApocalypse much love no hate

[@MVJ3]

Epic episode.

[@oldmanfivetimes]

Isn’t the geico cave man Eric Andre?

[@VISIONBTS]

roseanne lost hers two now .

[@Rsharpe315]

Jared subway before he got caught damn im late af at watching this 💩

[@williamivy7117]

Lol, I live in Tuscaloosa