Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 490 w/ Wheeler Walker Jr, Too Short & Kevin Blatt

Mommies, today has everything. Even a musical performance, but first - "IT'S MA'AM!" How should we really ask about pronouns? Christina's been checking out guys at the airport, but differently than she does at basketball games. Tom has given up on his desire for lavish jewelry and decided there's a better investment: private jets.
Then, Josh Potter enters Studio Jeans to talk about the dark cloud hanging over Hollywood, Michael Jackson, and brings up some other questionable musicians. The main mommies even re-enact a very famous Chuck Berry "scene!"
You thought YOU hated Garth? Wait until you hear what Wheeler Walker Jr has to say... We also get to hear new music from Wheeler's latest album WWIII and discuss what's next for Ole' Wheeler.
Finally, an educational lesson from the man himself. Too Short and his radio partner Kevin Blatt (K-Bizzle) are on set at Studio Jeans. Too Short and Christina end up connecting on a level none of us expected, and will possibly become the most powerful mommy in these mean streets of Los Angeles!
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[@michaelmicoleleelecroy8627]

The chuck berry reading is one of the best things I've ever heard (in a way). Please do more.

[@masonlay9553]

"Drink my piss." -Chuck Berry

[@tommym7321]

Christina actually kinda sold it. Her sad "I love you's" made me really uncomfortable. She should do a drama.

[@angeloflores18]

Just to let you know, Dave Chappelle was the first to do this. You will see its going to be on a Netflix special

[@BradyHold]

We need an animator on this transcript stat!

[@non-binaryeugene733]

Tom really got into it with his black guy voice lol

[@dangerzone8885]

C.P. : " This might be a stupid question..." Too Short : " They've all been stupid questions." Lmfao The pimp is strong with this one.

[@geoffreyaugust0]

I love how Christina has incorporated "Here's the deal man.." into her normal conversations. She says it so much now

[@NathanHank]

Too Short recieves text from Christina later today.. "Black pimp take me away"

[@mateowannacomedyremasterz6605]

I would like DJ Dadmouth on the show. I haven't seen him around. He's such a good comic & his after parties are legendary.

[@zym6687]

Dawg his afterparty game is weak as hell, Dadmouth dont wake up until the after afterparty

[@mechanicalhands]

It's ALL ABOUT the after party

[@JC-bs6jl]

He's on tour with terry as his campaign manager ,dont forget #terry4president ,

[@BL-wh2ux]

Yea that comedy thang just a side hustle, few hahas and he's paid

[@chewy11b96]

We need the animal furnace to come rejuvenate the Dad mouth

[@nicksurfs1]

I love how Josh is just there now and is on the show a lot.

[@stevisfilmz]

i NEED a full length Josh Potter episode. please!

[@joyjones9854]

The Josh Potter bits are becoming my favourite part of the show 😂

[@iamthefuss934]

Its favorite.....FAVORITE

[@javalavao8]

Did I piss in your eyes?!

[@joyjones9854]

Not in Canada, we spell it the original way 🤷‍♀️ Flavour, Colour, Harbour...we love a U for no reason.

[@AnnaZombi]

Yeeeeeeeeees

[@primitiveorganism9571]

@@joyjones9854 Damn you’re in Canada? Ugh...

[@stevebridges6692]

i was gonna leave a comment but the liberry blocked my password. and my mom won't help me.

[@xaviercook7996]

Steve Bridges it’s actually really easy to leave a comment, it’s pretty elemen-tary

[@DammDamian]

Steve Bridges I love you

[@stevebridges6692]

Alek Kotero by chance are you a hot black guy?

[@DammDamian]

Steve Bridges i can cum in 4 strokes

[@shanemeyer7989]

All of you get a lease and a key!

[@vance9090]

"Excuse me...ITS JEANS!!! ITS...JEANS."

[@matiasfaundez649]

Lmaooooo

[@thedude3673]

Sir settle down.

[@Betoven81]

I been listening to YMH for a while but still don’t get the whole jeans/mommy’s thing. Can y’all fill me in on that?

[@vance9090]

Rick Harding here's the deal man, you gotta try it out. Get some moose soup in your belly, take about a dozen Benadryl, maybe some meth and you'll get it 👌🏻

[@TurdFerguson884]

You’re a real cool guy

[@Typhoidlazzy]

And Potter conveniently just happens to own a suitcase big enough to fit and transport a human corpse easily.

[@derekhowlett8520]

Ol murder boner potter

[@ahutch3835]

If he could get close enough to one.

[@eddominates]

It's his favorite piece of furniture

[@AnnaZombi]

this.

[@largehoman]

Of course, you never know when you might need to move something roughly human corpse sized

[@jedipsy]

Slowly but surely, YMHP has become my favourite comedy podcast by far. Great banter, great guests, great segments, all with a healthy dose of mental illness, drug addiction and destructive behaviour. Drawing the silliness outta the serious, mirth outta mayhem and the hilarity outta the horror. Bravo!

[@jessickalush3305]

I think you meant pomcast

[@dept-7443]

jedipsy remember when Christina slept with Theo though? Apart from that, she’s a lovely woman.

[@diffusewizard7622]

@@dept-7443 I still can't believe dummies believed this

[@snarfjohnson2262]

Christina's gender today is Garth from waynes world.

[@jakewelder6413]

All she needs are drumsticks and a rock tshirt

[@AnnaZombi]

"They're gonna get their shit-- that's BAD."

[@sandiegojoe]

I love how Wheeler gets a little more gay on each album. That's the funniest part of the shtick

[@matthill5426]

I mean, his brother is in Scissor Sisters. He's obviously got a sense of humor about it.

[@ZEPSSofritoPito]

Wheeler was hilarious on this episode. Too Short is an OG. Great show.

[@holzbock6663]

"Black pimp, take ma away!" I'm crying laughing

[@blkberlinetta00]

LOL the story near the end where homie and his gf try the pimp game had me dying when $hort ended it with "White Pimp, Take me away"

[@ComfortableTool86]

i just turned into a goddamn telescope when i saw this vid pop up

[@rockyd0411]

Kwhyell 😂😂

[@BigShaneGillis]

Phour Stroaks

[@EakEmk]

Someone said that a couple weeks ago, way to go with the steal.

[@ComfortableTool86]

@@EakEmk wow someone else said a reference to the show that we're all watching weekly?! Inconceivable!

[@mechadarthzilla2936]

@@ComfortableTool86 I just turned into a goddamn telescope when I read your comment.

[@johnsplan]

this episode of saatva is brought to you by your mom's house

[@simplycy919]

I just bought your moms house thanks to Saatva

[@akillgore4229]

This episode of your mattress is brought to you by mom's luxurious saatva

[@the5stacys]

@@chadbethke5869 Jesus Christ!

[@brettlogan1421]

Wheeler Walker Jr. is one of my favorite YMH guests of all time, and my absolute favorite country artist of all time!!! And Too Short on the same episode!!! Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@aliblanco2757]

This is so much fun, thanks mommies. I'm in a lonely hotel room, it's damn cold outside, I started having flu symptoms... watching this on bed comforted me a lot. love y'all

[@Bf2142Samuel7777]

Tom plays R kelly /chuck berry sociopath script a little too well lol

[@manablooded]

Good ol' Tommy "Deadeyes" Segura really can *act* like an insane person.

[@MrJC-pl8mf]

Gotta say Christina’s sell of Saatva is more physical. I like it.

[@xaviercook7996]

I really like that

[@revolt7247]

Is that supposed to happen... happy birthday to g

[@BasedClydeFrog]

Let’s get physical sellin mattresses. I like that thought

[@revolt7247]

@@gunnar5489 lol yea that stupid bitch cant do shit right

[@hay7501]

Dumb bitches can't do anything right

[@zacharysmith3125]

I loved those stories. Thank you so much to the mommies in studio jeans! Keep it high, keep it tight.

[@theverybuenokid]

Short dawgs in the houuuzze! So amaze for Too Short to be a guest never thought YMH would take it to this level. Mad respek!!

[@Schizz_Popinov]

So many cool guys this week. I like that. 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸

[@Juhaliza]

Josh Potter is consistently better than the guests.

[@ThyAsianMan]

I'm not a big fan of guests honestly. I like to hear about poop and sex stuff. Josh Potter brings all of that to the table and more.

[@austinarnold3011]

Tom Devaney and murders. don't forget the murders.

[@nickapalooza861]

The Chuck Berry read was awesome

[@kus88]

I love him

[@IrishGary1]

he's phenomenal

[@CrimeForCrime]

GIANT SUPPORT OF THE CHAIN AROUND TOM’S NECK. EVERY MAN AT HIS BEST, IS WEARING A BOLD CHAIN. PERIOD

[@tylermelton7490]

Blue bans laugh in the background never gets old

[@shpongle7322]

tyler melton it gets super old to me

[@tocalleachthing]

"Yeah a life not involving sold out theaters "

[@joelsterling3735]

One pillow for my head, one to hug, and one for between my knees. 3 pillows all night baby.

[@emilymmacisaac]

Josh is now my favourite segment.....I hope they have him on every week!!!

[@jungacrypto5581]

Your ads work, just slept on my new Saatva last night

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Do a shot every time Christine says the word "therapy"

[@Big73W]

It gets annoying it's like therapy is her religion

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

People say Christianity is a massive cash grab, but I guarantee her therapist has been ripping her off for years. For someone who has "seen the light" she sure likes to go on about how traumatic her past was, when in the grand scheme of things, she has lived a pretty pampered lifestyle.

[@Big73W]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull I agree it's like any addiction people develop some people use drugs/alcohol she uses therapy to deal with her emotions. I thought the point of it was to get someone to the point where they have the skills to work through things themselves not to become a co dependent child

[@nicholasmaher843]

She brags about going to Therapy for 12 years like it's a good thing. Literally gleefully name-drops therapy any opening she gets. If you have 12 years of therapy and you STILL need to go in weekly, you might as well just stop going because you're not going to see sense at this point.

[@bigdaveyjoyce7890]

I wonder how many of her sessions came out of Toms bank account? She sure as hell didn't buy her Jeep out of her career earnings.

[@ryanoconnor6118]

Cristina doing the reads makes my jeans even higher and tighter

[@catnip1171]

I love hearing the laughing in the back lol

[@AlexA-wb9pr]

The guy laughing in the back is the best

[@StephenKyle91]

When is the glorious Joey Diaz coming back?!? The people demand him Jeans up

[@andrewdichiaro9146]

Once you break a shit in half, and you get a whiff of that Reese peanut butter fume...it's ovah!

[@StephenKyle91]

Andrew Di Chiaro you gotta mash it thru the drain with your feet

[@azysheff]

StephenKyle91 Yh then i gotta push the peanuts through tha fuckin drain with my fat little Cuban egg roll fingers!

[@isaacmartinez7557]

He's back to his old self too! I saw him at the San Jose improv a couple weeks ago. Classic no fucks given Coco.

[@DougJK]

Loving these longer episodes, mommies!

[@gior4316]

Just finished the podcast and this is my favourite episode yet,mostly because of Too Short and Kevin Blatt. Keep them High and Tight!

[@eeg123]

Isn’t two pillows presumptuous!? HEAVING AND CHOKING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW.

[@CIRCLEOFTONE]

She is a true lady. She acted like a middle aged soccer mom that was slighted. Asking for a manager is more convincing than the best lady parts surgery.

[@vinny5638]

thats a dude, bro.

[@no_misaki]

Seemed more like a belligerent, drunk dickhead at a bar or a crackhead.

[@bradleyholdom9677]

Ll

[@bshillings2228]

Watched the first half sober laughed my ass off. Came back after getging drunk and was crying.

[@heads_together_crypto2422]

2020 was so rough. I think it aged us all 10 years! This so was so lit and lively. I can sympathize that 2020 took something out of Christina.

[@monsieurdildo]

Lol watching in 2021 and the vibes haven’t changed much at all, much love y’all 🤠

[@JahRandom]

Too Short is too funny lol. What a legend, he gave such a great interview here. This one was much better but between him and Big Daddy Kane? I am suuuuper impressed with the mommies. Who's next..fuckin Wu Tang or Rakim? Lol bc those would be epic too.

[@angelgarcia6892]

Potter needs his own sitcom.

[@masonlay9553]

I would watch the shit out of a show starring Josh.

[@masonlay9553]

Just have him play an exaggerated version of himself and you have comedy gold.

[@masonlay9553]

The show could be called Josh Needs to Cum.

[@callumwells]

Dude Josh’s theme song beat is dope!!

[@joebarry3900]

Needs more crying

[@callumwells]

@@joebarry3900 Seeing as it's the last song some girls will hear, we don't need to put them through more distress.

[@meganlipke556]

Hell yesss! Too Short is my fave. Saw him in concert. I’m geeking out just like Tom.

[@NicolasPBJ]

Josh and Tom should play suspects on SVU.

[@AlisterTate]

goddammit, I'm gonna need a drop of Tom saying "How's that piss taste hm?" in Chuck Berry's voice immediately.

[@twigblack22]

“but what would our church say” is the best line from YMH

[@pepesilvia8439]

How the fuck is Josh Potter not sleeping on a SAATVA LUXURY MATTRESS?! The guy is a pillar of this show. Tom, get our boy a SAATVA LUXURY MATTRESS

[@Aaron-lb2kp]

One of the best episodes. Wheeler and Josh killed it. Hardcore fun

[@darrelljames2316]

Too shorts Rick James moment I've never pimped. Durning the recession I did a lil pimpin lol to funny

[@alejandrogomez7285]

Sup Kane! My jeans are high and tighter than ever for this episode thank you mommies!

[@blkberlinetta00]

By far 1 of the best episodes Too short &Christina had me dying of laughter

[@diamond-handz-1008]

Wheeler Walker Jr on the podcast. I really like that.

[@nathansimpson2363]

Excuse me it's MOM!! IT'S. MOM.

[@SuperHoneyOil]

As an ex heroin addict, lots of drug users go to Gamestop instead of pawn store. They don't run used purchased stock through the police, and most pawn stores do a flat rate per game (say 1$ per xbox game) whereas certain rare titles can get more at Gamestops. With how angry he is, I guarantee he is withdrawing pissed he can't get more money. Also people when uncomfortable aren't even realizing they're misgendering someone.

[@drethedroneguy]

Holy shit...this is insight. I thought people just went to pick up pre-ordered games. Thanks Jean.

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

@TK or stolen xbox/playstation controllers

[@akearney1014]

Josh’s MJ impression is SOO good! I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@ichiban_KO]

"More pain, more gain baby! Let's go!" Lmfao!!! Josh seriously makes me cry from laughing so hard!

[@airecricks3813]

I’m caught up on how it’s called “Touchdown Jesus” and still be open to ALL religions and people lmao

[@shadowmannine]

I love when Todd and Christine talk about how they adore each other.

[@alexrudd6512]

Man they kill it with the Chuck Berry script. One of the funniest fucking videos. What a cool guy.

[@strangeadv4977]

Damn Tom and Christina...This episode and your honest reaction and professionalism is the funniest part...Keeping the convo flowing and rolling through topics is an art form...Respect! (Even 2 yrs later)

[@ericvandiver3739]

Bahahahaha the ma’am clip is a classic now lol

[@BigShaneGillis]

*PHOUR STROAKS*

[@timsanchez242]

love this podcast been with ya'll since JRE started even, keep it coming. love the choices of people you guys get on here, and the whole deal with Drew and all that, keep it up ! all love JEANERS

[@zacherius137]

That table read is epic!

[@Laura-qo5tx]

Love these longer momcasts! You guys are def doing good 🖤❤️🖤

[@michaelrud4351]

*6 months later* Google CEO: We're proud to partner with Mr. Brooks and bring you.... the NEW, gPhone!"

[@CipherSerpico]

The Chuck Berry transcript bit is one of the best things ever on the show.

[@jrmiles5437]

“This has nothing to do with kids” *immediatley brings up Chuck Berry*

[@fastration9136]

5$ to anyone able to show me a picture of wheeler smiling

[@susanneskadetsinnverdilsek5901]

He worked on the farm growing up and his dad made him kill his dog name sparky for literally no reason juss cuz they had a farm. He don't smile he's American not a commie

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

I like that he kept saying sir. Umm Sir...👍 😂

[@MrBob2212]

The suitcase night stand lmao, it's crazy that he's fine with all this too

[@hezepe]

This is the most educational podcast I have listened to this month.

[@hope1807]

Still missing Brody Stevens. 😭

[@hope1807]

@Stoogs yeah. And Mac Miller, Robin Williams

[@michaelgoicovici3377]

Long Live Jahseh 🕊

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

It's going to be ok bud. Maybe one day in the afterlife you guys can HANGOUT 😉

[@hope1807]

@@SeaOrcRonnie thanks bro. It sucks to never see it coming for those ppl that are hurting inside.

[@Typhoidlazzy]

You get it, and anyone who doesn't is dumb!

[@robertfrost8264]

Yo Tina's shirt, Redban was wearing a similar black one a while back. I hope they sell shirts for the "Believe It" Fund.

[@jharvey5540]

Watching Tom and Christina mess with Josh is hilarious. He needs a segment in every episode!

[@SteffLowe]

That table read is pure gold. Please do more!

[@bg6263]

im here for a super hardcore fun time and thats it .

[@dmawebb81]

Love Christina P's shirt. Need to get me one of those. Positive Push!!!

[@A-smokaTano]

Finally! Someone has written the anthem of EVERY country singer...... and fan.

[@omgbeckelookatdznutsnone1881]

Hello mommies! I can't believe you got Too fucking $hort on the podcast! I grew up in Oakland, and I love stand up. So this is a double bonus for me Thank you!

[@dannyfaix2621]

This pomcast brings me so much joy

[@the5stacys]

Pomcass

[@Trainors22]

Notification Gang!! keepin them high and tight all day baby

[@guitarded222]

This episode was gold! Wheeler Walker Jr stole the show. Guys a living legend!

[@TheWalkingDavid]

I love the beat at the top of the episode. Nice job to the guy who made that. Quality tracks

[@alexb8560]

I love how this show is basically a library of caught-on-tape incidents that document the collapse of western society 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@malicioustactics6846]

Get it the fuck right dude. IT'S LIBERRY NOT BRARY

[@NatsTown]

I need that isolated Chuck Berry clip yesterday

[@cupcakkerobber]

Natstown check pornhub

[@the5stacys]

I can get it to you 3 days ago

[@johnnyjacuzzi7498]

“This may be a stupid question - “ “It’s ok they’ve all been stupid questions” 🔥🔥🔥

[@whootywhoots]

Madison, WI here. April 17. 2023 and just saw someone on a moped, flip flops, short sleeve shirt, shorts, no helmet, and it's 29° and snowing today. But to be fair, last week was 70s and 80s. Wisconsin for ya :)

[@nkyryry]

I almost pissed during the table read. Close call.

[@tempusavatar]

I felt like it was a normal day at the mommies house

[@stevisfilmz]

Christine “therapy” Pimpskitzky

[@KimTruong42]

I love Toms face when Garth is talking about Freddie Mercury.....the look of disgust. LMFAO

[@ras.croasdaile3958]

Two of the most romantic and heartfelt songs I ever heard

[@Bass.sick.b1tch]

Yes! Love the Brody shirt!

[@ActionJoeyD]

Shoutout to Josh Potter always repping our horseshit football team #GoBills

[@connorleary3080]

welcome back

[@cinemacynic980]

The Fifo voice for Chuck Berry was amazing

[@cho-ray9153]

Dam, these just keep getting better. Love Too Short.