Acquisitions Inc. D&D Podcast Season 3 - Episode 3

Chris Perkins as the Dungeon Master
Jerry Holkins as Omin Dran
Mike Krahulik as Jim Darkmagic
Scott Kurtz as Binwin Bronzebottom
Wil Wheaton as Aeofel Elhromane
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[@Locane256]

Thank you WIL for thinking of us listeners. I appreciate your presence of mind in that.

[@ddaquisitionsincompetent3577]

It was Mike, not Wil. I can't believe I'm such an Acq Inc nerd 😂😅

[@SuperToddfather]

I wish that they had video of these sessions. That would make it that much funnier I think.

[@AwesomeEnterpriseInc]

Aeofel in prison: "Listen up! I can phase step into any orifice within 3 squares!"

[@kill100578]

Fey step :)

[@EmmaBonn96]

And I'd expect some kind of cold iron bars would be used that would neutralize his fey step.

[@emperorxander666]

I will give up my share. ten seconds later I WANT THAT CAPE!

[@EC-lq1sn]

Chris is indeed a merciful, humble and patience DM. That boar should have been on them after the second stealth fail

[@naraferalina2308]

Classic, the door is actually open gag.

[@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745]

"Damn flying elves"

[@XainMexi]

2:04 is a self-fulfilling prophecy for 4:00

[@Dolnor]

I like how Chris the DM gives extra information that this group just doesn't act on ever. The stonemason guild master was killed and the killer given to their enemies. The group should have gone to the stonemasons and sought help/information since they might know another way into the house/fortress. And have some support to create a diversion to get them into or out of the dungeon. But this group just basically goes running into danger without planning for other exits/outcomes. Almost every episode and season features this extras that the group just doesn't use nor seem to ever consider. TQQdles™

[@crazytaru]

It's the truth. My players watch these adventures, and do the same thing. Just now, after 4 years of DMing for them, they've started looking in to the side information.

[@EdwardHowton]

A good adventure should always have multiple layers and paths like those, but going into the creation of an adventure a DM should know most of them will go ignored. It's really easy to listen to these and think how you would've done it different, but sometimes at the table you're so bombarded with information that you just can't think of everything. It's rough!

[@TheBType]

You gotta admit; it's a lot funnier when they screw around and everything goes wrong.

[@sawyerpatton2932]

"Malora is the true god" gets struck by lighting summoned by Lo.

[@jamespeters5974]

What class is Wil playing?

[@Calumba1904]

Avenger

[@KiloShawnM]

Man that's a huge dice

[@mikegould6590]

The only thing that irks me over and over is the lack of understanding of temp hit points. Scott Kurtz: they don't stack. They didn't stack the first time you were told in Season 1. They don't stack now. They won't stack the next time you're told. Thanks.

[@alexjohn2472]

+Mike Gould Who knows how long it is IRL between them playing season 1, season 2, and season 3. We may listen to them consecutively over the course of a week, but they have more time between games.

[@mikegould6590]

Alex John It's a year. They state that. Scott plays in multiple games. Here's a tidbit to rectify this: Temp hit points have worked the same way since 2E. 2E came out when? '89? Scott's been playing since "his dad brought home the 'red box'..." Each game is roughly 3-4 hours long...and such a rule comes up how many times? He's had lots of time and plenty of opportunities to contribute past whining over lost robots (spoiler alert). My twelve year old picks up that stuff faster.

[@sirdouglashowel5thseat776]

so salty.. it's a dungeon and dragons game... you must be a treat to hang out with. man up

[@Bartoc1988]

+Mike Gould I pity you :3

[@mikegould6590]

Bartoc /shrug Whatever makes you happy.

[@Locane256]

It really bothers me that every keeps saying "ALE" fell, for "Aoefell", Wil's character.

[@ezekielellis7471]

Y does it bother you?? Lol

[@Beardedgumby]

Cause some people get butthurt over the smallest things