The Whitest Thing In The Universe

[@GuitarsTheory]

This is just begging to be memed

[@SaintShion]

Yeah I heard that "whitest thing" line and was like I've seen a lot ppl on TikTok this could fit.

[@NikkiBdraws]

I thought that the whole time.

[@keki4578]

Fr fr, a little disappointed with the comments

[@gigachad2632]

600th

[@BigPurp9]

I got 5 seconds in and I knew I had to restart the video and screen record so I can get some new meme content 🤣🤣

[@PsychoticBovine]

"The whitest thing I've ever seen": Strangers upon seeing me on the beach.

[@Barry-Sweaty]

The Pale Force Avenger

[@PsychoticBovine]

@@Barry-Sweaty lol

[@Me-wx1mt]

"the reddest thing I've ever seen" is what they're saying after I go to the beach lmao

[@aviatium7806]

@@Me-wx1mt Don’t let your dermatologist see this

[@PsychoticBovine]

@@Me-wx1mt Yeah, that takes time. White as uncooked chicken, red as a monkey's butt after 30 minutes. No in between.

[@REC_Less]

“This is the Whitest thing in the universe” Steve Harvey’s teeth: I took that personally..

[@jonas2431]

Or ross from friends

[@TheHunt99]

Jonah Hill from wolf of wall street

[@paandi_2608]

richard hammond’s teeth

[@Repetitivestrain2077]

OH SH$& ITS PAULA DEAN

[@iwishiwasthomasshelby]

Exactly. It ain’t whiter than a black guy’s teeth

[@ThePalmettoProletarian]

If you eat it you instantly get a 730 credit score.

[@LikwitSwords]

Underrated

[@ThePalmettoProletarian]

@ thank you Comrade

[@user-ti1tk2fu3h]

​@@LikwitSwords Don't get it.

[@epicgamerpro999]

social credit

[@NoombatIsMe]

If you show this when getting pulled over, you'll only ever get a warning

[@puzzLEGO]

“The whitest thing I’ve ever seen” me when switching from dark mode to light mode on any app

[@jevils_]

discord

[@CowKirbo]

Yup

[@CowKirbo]

@@jevils_ reddit, youtube, Twitter, do I need to go on?

[@bytekast]

Too good I use the dark reader extension on every site and dark mode on every software.

[@bytekast]

I never, ever switch to light mode because the last time I did that I had a stroke and died.

[@urgentfusionguy7143]

The fact you didn't put it on a vanta black surface is a crime

[@jonahkolell]

Or black 3.0

[@nikhilpolekar8325]

Or in the hole

[@Zcalicer]

I was going to say this; I absolutely agree!

[@doggin6]

The fact you say “vanta black” proves your opinions are worthless.

[@chunkerdunker]

"Here is the white up against some black"

[@EricH_1983]

"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen!" You've obviously never seen my dad with his white sock and sandal combo on.

[@jupiteruniverse8683]

Who even wants to see that shit in the first place?

[@toxicity6629]

Lmfao

[@peter-subramanian]

Alternately, "my dad with his white socks and sandals reflects over 99% of light hitting him"

[@zeninfinity6645]

Got us in the first half ngl

[@bodyofhope]

"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen" Incoming racial jokes. Better check the comments. Did not disappoint 😆

[@benfarence8770]

Whitest thing you've ever seen? Brother you should see my dance moves

[@riyadhM-ei1nm]

What is that suppose to mean lol😊

[@johangambleputty7658]

Carlton Banks: Hold my cucumber and mayonnaise sandwich.

[@marioluigi9599]

​@@riyadhM-ei1nm It means he does NOT dance like a black man

[@the0peratoR]

​@@riyadhM-ei1nmyou obviously dont get get it and no one will ever explain it to you because its not worth thwir time 🥰

[@Tethloach1]

Your a star that's as white as it gets. Super novas are very white.

[@thedreadpirateblacktooth5551]

"It's the whitest material in the universe" "It's the whitest thing I've ever seen" I should hope so. Otherwise that would mean he's seen things from other universes…

[@oscaradeaza1203]

Albino Scottish girl with lotion. Help people burn their eyes out

[@_OyaSumi_]

Albino man

[@cdevidal]

He hasn’t seen my thighs

[@nobodyinparticular968]

@@cdevidal actually hes stalking you right now

[@sadboisombr]

Action lab is a dimensional travler you didnt know

[@BlitzedPort]

"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen!" I need that audio clip.

[@Izak213]

Screen record then convert to mp3

[@BlitzedPort]

@@Izak213 👀

[@oscarjalfaro]

Give me your email, I'll send it to you. DM me

[@BlitzedPort]

@@oscarjalfaro what a legend! How can I DM you?

[@白キロ]

meme it!

[@AkumaDayo]

"The whitest thing I've ever seen" What people say when I emerge from my dark cave

[@smartwatchonpluto]

Hold my khakis

[@AkumaDayo]

@@smartwatchonpluto I actually do often wear khakis funnily enough lmfao 💀

[@meirin5316]

@@AkumaDayo maybe that is a us thing.. you know.. us cavechildren of the universe

[@spongebobsquarepants3223]

He said white, not pink.

[@borednotanymore1147]

I’ve seen twitter

[@TwilightSagaCullen]

*The tablet has yet to meet Steve Harvey's teeth.*

[@ZaKaizar]

Discord light mode : "finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"

[@malehuman1.0]

'Our'

[@cabipapcbc6602]

Discord has a light mode??

[@ZaKaizar]

@@malehuman1.0 thx i didnt notice xD

[@hyera251]

🤣 so true

[@NokiDoesArson]

I use Discord light mode

[@ponysuplex160]

“Whitest thing in the universe” Clearly hasn’t heard me rap

[@Carnibee]

“My money don’t jiggle jiggle…”

[@membryo9247]

"It folds"

[@Artmusemaruti]

“I’d like to see you wiggle wiggle…”

[@alexanderjames6274]

Fo sho

[@coolkidA1]

Make me want to dribble, dribble

[@Cheng-nm4cc]

discord light mode:

[@Okami_gris]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@CinnamonYar]

Best comment

[@padorukurumi6572]

So that's why it's bright as hell

[@Voidmercenary]

As a discord light mode user I can confirm that my eyes are completely fine.

[@euaquioficial]

If this reflects 99,9% of the light, the Discord light mode reflects 101%.

[@crazylite6594]

0% to be jailed 100% have rights

[@Spwam]

You zoom into it and see “ live laugh love” engraved in a fancy font

[@joshuagoodsell9330]

Lol this is the only actually funny comment I've seen in this thread

[@reelashton0769]

@@joshuagoodsell9330 fr

[@xoryfi]

LMAO

[@kane_8376]

Thank you for that I actually laughed just before bed 😂

[@markjade3587]

💀

[@th3yloveana]

“The whitest thing in the universe” My pale ass legs: “Finally, a worthy opponent”

[@yeetusdeleetusthefetus3514]

Introverts can relate

[@CaIIMeTree]

@@yeetusdeleetusthefetus3514 FR

[@n.c.pictures]

@@yeetusdeleetusthefetus3514 introverted poc: ...

[@carlastork3091]

😱🤣

[@billieirish4369]

Too

[@musket9654]

Discord light mode: "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"

[@mrcheesecake1183]

My teeth after I use the toothpaste that 11/10 dentists recommend:

[@whi2gan]

✨😁✨

[@Axcyantol]

your teeth are gonna be brighter than the sun and you can’t do anything about it anymore

[@Theblueshirtguy69]

LMAO

[@LexyThomas134]

Dentist make money off of bad teeth, so never buy toothpaste that they recommend haha

[@animesloversunited9069]

anti cop material

[@jus_VAMPIRE]

“It’s almost like walking into a Starbucks”

[@essentialsacrificeguy]

Lol

[@sygnetshorts]

Shit almost as white as me

[@shadowfox3442]

@@sygnetshorts ok Edward

[@vladimirputin3426]

"...almost."

[@JayPlusForerunner]

Starbucks overrated

[@NickSmith-fe7lp]

“The whitest thing in the universe” My upper arm would like to talk

[@2wugs]

@Mister bruce the Mentally disbled bat cosplayer It would make the greyist thing

[@genma1011]

@@2wugs only if they're fu-

[@badchest3324]

@@genma1011 fuse. You defintily tried to say fuse.

[@aayushgupta8608]

@Mister bruce the Mentally disbled bat cosplayer opposite :flushed:

[@someoneyk441]

@@badchest3324 fuse to multiply the population

[@TicAッ]

imagine the worlds blackest paint on the worlds whitest object..

[@theopinionman5166]

"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen!" Clearly, he's never seen me.

[@ColaGirrafe]

bru💀

[@Timothina_the_great]

Why did i laugh at this

[@savagebrickdude2812]

Because it’s funny 😆

[@boyk1sser]

@@savagebrickdude2812 you know you can reply to people right 💀

[@I_got_unfinished_homework]

💀☠💀💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠💀☠

[@stratusredklowd9738]

"Whitest thing I've ever seen?" *Plays a thousand miles to see if it vibes with it*

[@dongiepanda]

plays dont stop believing

[@dakota16x]

LMAO I WENT TO MY AUNTS WEDDING A FEW YEARS AGO (everyone there was white 💀) AND SHE PLAYED THAT ON REPEAT-

[@dth2brny121]

If that ain't the whitest song to me in the known history of man will you gladly please prove me wrong... 🤣☠️

[@johangambleputty7658]

​@@dth2brny121A little song called Dixie: "Hold my Klan hood". 😂😂😂

[@inuyasha3030]

"That's the whitest thing I've ever seen" - that one guy wearing sandals with socks:

[@maggs131]

Sandals? Yes that's stupid if you dont mean slides because I wear socks and slides constantly and so do a lot of people 😝

[@Crester_Green411]

@@maggs131 no need to get all defensive like that

[@ThatGuy-vi8ch]

@@maggs131 I would not claim it's okay because lots of people do it. Lots of people are idiots, doesn't mean it's okay. 😆

[@davidgash27]

I see more Asians and mexicans wearing sandles and socks than white people. Lol

[@DialogDontArgue]

Oh look someone left a bunch of spectralon lying on the beach....

[@BobSmith-zq6gz]

Now let's combine it with vanta black and make the grayest gray in the universe!

[@randomdude4232]

"This is the whitest things i've ever seen" Discord light theme: "pathetic"

[@migs3988]

232 like no Comments Noice

[@husklo]

278 likes and only 1 reply

[@ryu._jivfz]

Reminding you

[@terrydakingslay]

332 likes

[@WowCreativeUsername]

Imagine being these three who's so braindead they can only comment about likes

[@panini2541]

"the whitest thing in the universe" discord bright mode: oh yea?

[@ajackrussell70]

OmG WhY YoU HAtInG oN lIgHt mOde

[@Aldiquichepopcorn]

172 likes and only 2 comments

[@panini2541]

@@ajackrussell70 bEcAusE iTs sO bRiGht tHat iM goNNa LOsE mY eYE siGhT

[@giotto1623]

@@ajackrussell70 BeCaUsE dIsCoRd LiGhT mOdE iS gRoSs AnD iT’s NoT aS pReTtY aS wHiTe-IsH gReY wOrDs On A bLaCk-IsH gReY bAcKgRoUnD

[@ethanmuzquiz2720]

Girls named Emily

[@herbderbler1585]

_"Whitest thing in the universe."_ Clearly you've never seen me wearing shorts. I once walked past an automatic night light and it turned off.

[@Grooseman8900]

You're lucky, I went swimming on a busy beach, and blind population was increased by 1%

[@star80doessdastuff]

That's crazy 😭😭😭

[@jannacoyote4246]

@@Grooseman8900 ; Really? What was it like swimming in sand? 😉💜🏊🏼‍♀️⛱️🏐💜😅

[@fredk.2001]

​@@jannacoyote4246, moderately harder than swimming in water.

[@BamBam88]

Lol 😆👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@austindean3883]

Him: This is the whitest thing in the universe Me: look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power

[@screamindog8772]

“this is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen!” my mom saying hola at a chinese takeout place

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

Wtf 😂

[@samham9340]

What the-

[@sasathrowaway]

that’s not just white , that’s racist 😟

[@Epona.L]

Nah not white just American

[@kelly-annflanagan7693]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@swiftyunknown]

Me when I come out of my room for dinner.

[@NotFckingBen]

Lucky you

[@skinnypete8928]

This hit too close to home.

[@Bankable2790]

Yeah where all the workers are wearing Starbucks Branded BLM shirts?

[@VR-F]

Me when i go outside : it's the darkest thing in the universe

[@spongebobsquarepants3223]

He said white, not pink.

[@jacob_90s]

"this is the whitest thing in the universe" The Irish: OBJECTION!

[@oscarconnolly106]

As an Irish person, your wrong

[@ly7865]

Start pointing laser

[@adamsmyth7101]

@@oscarconnolly106 as an Irish person you're wrong

[@chadbaby1921]

ACE TT9RNEY

[@xtianchen7977]

@@adamsmyth7101 as a white sperm ure wrong

[@mesk412]

This is how the locals saw me when i went on vacation in Hawaii. To them i was the whitest substance on earth lol.

[@paul-II]

"that's the whitest thing i've ever seen" Me : "opens twitter"

[@aidendoesstuff185]

@JoEzo06 Yes, I already found an example!

[@brandonhanson9358]

spectralon vs vanta black!!!!!

[@mr.pizzamarlon]

Imagine smiling and your teeth are made from this material 😁🤍🤍🤍

[@kevinf.9777]

Kifflom

[@entertainme7523]

Twitter is trash tho

[@lokey108]

“Whitest thing in the universe” *Discord light mode would like to know your location*

[@elgatoggtea]

Lol

[@chagorith]

Lmao

[@Axcyantol]

the whitest thing is milk

[@corndog5541]

Oh no my sister uses discord light mode and everytime she showed me a meme one of her friends sent her I almost go blind

[@GAMERZILLAYT]

Am I crazy I use discord light mode

[@SynthWolf85]

"The Whitest Thing in the Universe." Me, ordering chicken strips at the Mexican restaurant:

[@jessescherer341]

Nah I got you beat I order a cheeseburger at a Mexican restaurant and honestly I don't know why I expected a solid patty it was chopped up ground beef on hamburger buns. I bet they was laughing

[@theflypriestess]

"Look how WHITE it is..." 😂

[@pittiebaby]

​@@jessescherer341I ordered Kraft Mac n cheese

[@OctopusOwl]

Me, ordering a Club Sandwich everywhere. It's so bad

[@NTgamezZ]

@@jessescherer341add bbq sauce and that’s basically a sloppy Joe

[@美術taiko-kotosanjiシンプ]

"it's the whitest thing I've ever seen!" Wait till you meet me

[@No-yu9jj]

“This is the whitest thing on the universe” This man has not met KZbin light mode at 2 am

[@2iLikeCats2]

Do you mean light mode DISCORD at 2 am?

[@meckarelis3235]

​@@2iLikeCats2 its horrible. I once tried it out and my eyes will never be the same. 2 seconds of that shit and my eyes are destroyed for life.

[@robertflores7819]

😂😂😂😂

[@luis-sophus-8227]

This is getting old

[@ATHARVplayz609]

Did u forget about discord light theme?

[@granttoye5852]

A vanta black and spectralon yin and yang art piece would be insane

[@Action2me]

That is actually a great idea!

[@BriarLeaf00]

I think that could be physically hard to look at in person. Thus I'd like to try.

[@XionWillow]

Gotta go with Black 3.0, Vantablack was created by some asshole who patented it and demands an insane amount of money for people to use it

[@BriarLeaf00]

@@XionWillow I've got a real bone to pick about the concept of patenting color. I'm very much not about it.

[@devadathans5506]

I have a feeling it was cause the universe to spiral into dissolution if you do that.

[@spletest8977]

"whitest thing I've ever seen" Allow me to lift up my shirt

[@2nd-place]

Lift it up a little more baby…

[@GucheeSocks9]

@@2nd-place gimmie that @ss boy😈

[@gshepppp]

@@lazydinoyt199 l

[@burgerphonegaming]

Yeah my upper thigh is blinding as well. Also wtf are these replies

[@lostdanger37291]

@@2nd-place Caught in 4K… 🤨📸

[@J-Mankey]

That one girls forehead in the sunlight:🗿

[@serenity0o0]

Him: “Whitest thing” Me: *Proceeds to look at comments for memes*

[@hadilayyad6147]

So it wasn’t just me who did that 😂

[@Rattousthycheese]

So we already know there are going to be white memes all over

[@daliilars3350]

Huh?

[@Jack-rp4zc]

Same

[@DGoldy303]

That thing is a future school shooter. Is that what you wanted?

[@solostrings4056]

“This is the whitest thing in the universe!” The paleness of my skin: *hold my beer*

[@oddman2]

There should be a contest for most natural white person

[@akuiori]

This material is named chad..without viper sunglasses it still reflects over 100 percent of all sun and color hitting it...lol

[@StarDude1]

"You spectralon skin looking ass" best way to insult a white person

[@AK-tf3fc]

i wish I had white skin

[@enderthefox2093]

Me who glows in the sun

[@Chasta1n42]

"This material is the whitest material." Elon Musk's torso: are you sure about that

[@specialbeamcharlie7250]

Dammit you beat me to it....

[@Zenit_Bourg]

Legit he looks like chicken in my freezer

[@Chasta1n42]

@@specialbeamcharlie7250 ha

[@Varphi_]

🤣🤣🤣 that torso something else

[@bellemartel3545]

Ed Sheeran’s Torso: 👀

[@kizutaitsuki]

Discord in light mode:

[@TheFIoridaMan]

"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen!" You clearly have never seen me try to dance Sir

[@775_Miguel]

lmao 😭

[@vanamq2459]

Ok that was good

[@Psychotechmusichead]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@MC-BOT]

White people actually invented complicated dances

[@SHA-vj7ul]

@@MC-BOT you're horribly wrong. Look up videos of ballroom dancing from the 1900s. Complicated dances started with hip hop in the 70s, and that came from a mostly african american community.

[@2bor4b95]

“This is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen!” Allow me to introduce myself.

[@joseiylemonsay506]

And let me introduce the blackest thing in he universe. If u know what I mean... 🙃

[@mavisgrace5403]

When my friend wears shorts looking at his legs are like looking at the sun

[@wickibra]

@@mavisgrace5403 ayo why u looking at his legs???

[@shalissa6134]

*Elon Musk enters the chat*

[@stetson9528]

That is what she said I just had to do it

[@rishh9666]

He : "this is the whitest material on earth." Meanwhile my dad's screen brightness: "are you kidding me?"

[@ErenYeager-ho5xb]

424 likes and no comment? Lemme fix that

[@74wf]

He said white not bright

[@bonline.]

This is basically anything you see when you have a headache

[@RadzKiram]

"The whitest thing I've ever seen." Ahhh so it's Irish I see.

[@Knucklesmd]

Irish are transparent.

[@vetebesim]

Irish aren't white

[@arcadenoah993]

Only If had a little extra of red in the top

[@drmypepper]

“The whitest thing I’ve ever seen” Every time my friends look at me

[@Yo_amritaxx]

BAHAAA I CANT RELATE TO THIS MORE

[@Hacckro]

🤨

[@vampireop4475]

Yeaaaah

[@vampireop4475]

Yeaaaah meme it

[@ssilky.]

"the whitest thing ive ever seen" clearly, you've never been to my family reunions.

[@jamal4381]

i almost laughed

[@Mago369]

Bro 💀

[@_JustJoe]

@@jamal4381 me too

[@aceofstars0]

Bro💀 my Christian Italian family

[@The_LoRaX_loves_TREES]

🤣

[@SamraBilal1]

“That’s the whitest thing I’ve ever seen” Nah I think those gloves are 💀

[@justsomeonehethey10yearsag56]

"The whitest thing in the universe" Me after going outside once:

[@Beelzebub.......]

How tf you commented 10 yrs ago lmao

[@igbagboolaleye6047]

@@Beelzebub....... 😂

[@rainhat1]

@@igbagboolaleye6047 gottem!

[@joel7041]

You're the kind of person to put sunscreen on to turn on the light. Jk

[@justsomeonehethey10yearsag56]

@@joel7041 No, no. That's not a joke.

[@sqiudy-catmedland1421]

"The whitest thing in the universe" Us pale ass gingers: finally, a worthy opponent

[@memeing9544]

WTF

[@Matt-rf4xz]

Not a ginger but I still feel that

[@sqiudy-catmedland1421]

@@memeing9544 ?

[@linkLoverAG]

Our battle will be legendary!!

[@lauraa07777]

Relatable

[@sushmasingh292]

My mom's phone after 8:00 pm:

[@johnwill4560]

fr, mine refuses to use blue light filter and has the brightness cranked up on light mode nontheless

[@GAMER-777-l3b]

The whitest thing i have seen is when my mother switches on the ligth to wake me up

[@MintyHotChoco]

“Whitest thing in the universe” Teeth in toothpaste ads: ‘finally a worthy opponent’

[@bowsauce6605]

Also the women

[@bettyboop8423]

Ross in that one episode of Friends

[@Ozbn1]

"The whitest thing I've ever seen" Me: this is the best thing to cheat on your dentist

[@Bxbxbnsndnd]

“The whitest thing I’ve ever seen”: Feminist

[@Chonkems]

The Whitest Thing Ever Said: "I think I'll use my credit card, what? It declined? That sure is some Malarkey, on Christ, brother."

[@thisisaspa]

remember that one episode of friends wjere ross' teeth are too white? yeah man, cheat wisely

[@incognito1783]

Yass

[@Painted_Owl]

“This is the whitest thing I have ever seen!” Me when I wear shorts

[@AstronomyGuru84]

I concur 🤣🤣

[@janinebelleestrada7096]

More like its made of irish ginger girls.

[@anter_95]

have you tried going outside

[@Painted_Owl]

@@anter_95 without pants? Not much

[@user91lloipqqq]

Fairness creams need 1 gram of this powder. They will all make huge profits

[@matthewblue1158]

Clearly, you have never seen me shirtless

[@OneandonlyFaye-bb7dx]

🤣🤣🤣omg this is an awesome comment

[@alonebysunset]

I wish I could have been here earlier as same exact idea as what I had!

[@mikevanderman2727]

Are you not...blue? 😂😂

[@theartisticautist3123]

Edward, is that you? 😮

[@mattoucas869]

Lmao

[@Agent-hq5uj]

"This is the whitest thing i've ever seen" KZbin's light mode: "am i a joke to you?"

[@Panzerfaust_1939]

Discord's light Mode: You dare oppose me mortal?

[@mizukisupermac]

I got the popcorn 🍿

[@goldoum]

@@Panzerfaust_1939 😂

[@WutWo]

It… has a dark mode?

[@-DumpsterFire]

@@WutWo your vision is now gone

[@alexmeynard5884]

"This is the whitest thing in the world" Discord light mode : "It's showtime"

[@brickovich]

funniest shit ever. tell ya what, show r/dankmemes. theyll love it

[@Eternal.spotlight]

I use light mode 🧍‍♀️

[@i.r.3016]

I was gonna make that joke but I thought it would be better to see if somebody else already made it lmao

[@TheUnderscore_]

Technically that is whiter for all of us, since we're seeing this whiteness through a camera through our screens, unlike Discord's, where the output comes directly from our screens.

[@NileBlackAndWhite]

@@Eternal.spotlight light mode gave me eye cancer☠☠☠

[@JohnSkao]

The first ActionLabShorts short directed by tim burton!

[@Titan-qi9mv]

"The whitest thing I've ever seen" **sad discord light mode noises**

[@redstonian1019]

who said discord light mode isn't made of this

[@Titan-qi9mv]

beg brein

[@eddgow]

@@redstonian1019nah this is made from discord light mode

[@ApacheBruv]

Teeth in dental commercials be like:

[@Mark-Wilson]

Agent Apache what are you doing? GET BACK TO WORK -Director of Site 19

[@ApacheBruv]

@@Mark-Wilson shut up I'm on break

[@PinkGodYT]

💀💀

[@joesmilk3492]

​@@ApacheBruv "You're not my dad" vibes

[@nataliepjenkins]

“It’s the whitest thing in the universe”: my ancestry DNA results

[@peter3337]

be proud

[@digitalreverend]

@@peter3337oh you’re one of those. 💀

[@peter3337]

@@digitalreverend If by "one of those" you mean someone who believes people should be proud of who they are and shouldn't feel the need to subtlety degrade themselves in order to be socially accepted regardless of their race then yes, I'm "one of those"

[@digitalreverend]

@@peter3337 that is not what you meant by saying “be proud.” we both know the connotations of that phrase. be a big boy and say it with your chest. :)

[@peter3337]

@@digitalreverend What are you implying? The connotations of that phrase are pretty self explanatory.

[@BoxingNinja-yiu]

SpongeBob when he got tanned is still whiter

[@Mt-ze3xe]

He clearly hasnt seen my thighs in the winter

[@wvking]

How does a Minecraft bucket have thighs

[@sheepmasterrace]

dawg wgat tge

[@Non_Consistent_Potato]

@@wvkingthighs of steel

[@JackStander]

Squish my head

[@Anant-ik2lw]

Can I see em?

[@juliakelly8405]

“I am mixed, I’m not white.” “Girl, you’re white as spectrolon.”

[@laptv2144]

Please do a pt 2 with obsidian.

[@PuffyRhys]

@@laptv2144 why’d you reply

[@probablyapineapple]

@@laptv2144 obsidian isn't the darkest material on earth. that would be vantablack.

[@muliatitupak2818]

@@probablyapineapple you forgot about other black color

[@Halo_Legend]

Weak. Let's see someone else's comment.

[@Cyanadeo]

That one shirtless kid at the pool:

[@infotechsailor]

When red heads go to the pool

[@niallvaz737]

Hahaha

[@HG-rx782]

Clapping after the plane lands

[@hannibalb8276]

It's literally Elon But not as awful I guess

[@LITEYTツ]

AKA my brother 🤣💀🙏

[@Beau-s2x]

Paint it with the worlds blackest paint

[@Yato69420]

"The whites thing I've ever seen" Discord light mode users: _P A T H E T I C_

[@pankak3xd586]

KZbin light mode*

[@thecountercounter9127]

*FLASH BANG OUT!!* **Flicks on discord light mode and points it at enemies**

[@ElSheepodoggo]

This one's it

[@LivingChili]

@@pankak3xd586 It’s not as bad

[@cyberwoodoo9466]

Discord has light mode ?

[@tommypham8742]

"The whitest thing I've ever seen" The jokes coming out of this comment section.

[@theonewhoasked8950]

"comming out" huh?

[@dankmurphy216]

"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen" * looks at himself in the mirror * "This is the whitest thing I've ever seen"

[@voidneck7968]

600 likes no comment, lemme fix that

[@hazzal0789]

how no comments but ours ?

[@JackPillawa]

and next week: the orangest thing i have ever seen

[@MakaioMichaelCruz]

I’m crying because that’s actually darker than me. I can hear it saying the N word 2 me.

[@billiboi122]

If you listen closely you can hear their starbucks order

[@Ur_fav_brunette913]

This is such an underrated comment

[@honor9lite1337]

Why 😮​@@Ur_fav_brunette913

[@PlayshotKalo]

😂

[@IlLAD3LPH1A215]

If you listen closely on the black cap you can hear 🔫 💥

[@Sunny_Cherrim]

​@@IlLAD3LPH1A215 If i listen closely to your commint, i hear ❄️❄️❄️

[@coolbeans5911]

"Whitest thing in the universe" you clearly haven't seen my dancing

[@christopherdavis4489]

Nooooooo😂🤣😂🤣

[@MattJett]

Damnit, I came to the comment section to wrote that exact line, you beat me to it siiiiiiirrrr.

[@Sam-iy1nt]

🤣🤣🤣

[@WeazelNewsUSA]

Definitely a white comment

[@DatRandomInternetDude]

OMG 😆

[@yodaman85]

“This is the whitest thing I’ve seen” Instagram girls: and I took that personally

[@chihabelfatimi7306]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@Joeyisagonnawin]

Wait until this guy learns about the Irish.

[@New_Gaming_Chair]

"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen" -Guy at Machine Gun Kelly Concert

[@maxpogfrog]

trueeeeeeeeee

[@stanleybochenek1862]

Machine Gun? imma bring my minigun and Glock 18

[@wmskslspsk]

Fr bro got dissed by Eminem and had to change genres faster than a 14 yo changing genders after a breakup

[@NoName-fn6ee]

😂👻

[@edgyunikorns]

@@wmskslspsk well that got specific n personal. u ok bud?

[@flopditt]

"This is the whitest thing in the universe" "Wow! It's so white!"

[@Unknown_Comrade_]

People named chad:

[@ari_archer]

@@Unknown_Comrade_ People named jake:

[@elb1038]

@@ari_archer People named Kevin:

[@Nil_25k]

@@elb1038 people named David:

[@jacksonbackfromholiday6843]

"the whitest thing I've ever seen" clearly, they haven't seen tiktok boys in Spiderman suits.

[@nova-wo9lr]

oh my god those are so disgusting

[@Cyberdog-qr2my]

Lol

[@JoeMama-1diot]

LOOOL

[@maximinusgator6646]

Come on man don’t be racist it’s not cool

[@JoeMama-1diot]

@@maximinusgator6646 white people arent oppressed lol. stop trying to victimize yourself

[@swarajmundye5412]

Put it on the worlds darkest paint

[@prince_1818]

The Brightness Level of my Mom's phone

[@angelicart.6]

im dyin

[@sangamithra-bk3hk]

😂 true bro

[@Gabewolf6]

Nah my mom has her brightness low asf I'm the one with that level

[@honor9lite1337]

Heee

[@quickhallsshow576]

😭🙏🏻

[@rastafarius]

"Whitest thing in the universe" Man's clearly never seen unspiced chicken

[@Finallybianca]

He is Mormon from Utah guarantee he has eaten that chicken.

[@2Much2lose]

@@Finallybianca 😂

[@greatcesari]

Triple meaning joke

[@thespriteofhumanity]

Man's clearly never seen a mirror

[@WanderingExistence]

@@Finallybianca Is he really Mormon? I thought being educated in the physical sciences helped decrease that propensity, I guess not totally.

[@elijahatkins904]

"this is the whitest thing ive ever seen" My sweet brother in christ, you have clearly never seen my upper thigh

[@noodlechenglin6253]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@quebestiaimhungry]

you want him to 🤨

[@iNSRTING]

I would want to

[@blep-kitty]

Has my life been a lie cause my sis said light mode is the best

[@elijahatkins904]

@@blep-kitty that isnt your sister thats a demon straight from hell

[@theofficialnoobedbox]

discord light mode: “am I a joke to you?”

[@dominickburns4080]

“That’s the whitest thing I’ve ever seen” Me: let me introduce you to my mom.

[@entertainme7523]

What happened to you?

[@Alpha-ul2rb]

@@entertainme7523 her mom got sick and got really white

[@ibrasonyats770]

ur mom is karen?

[@ShocktoSpectre]

There could definitely be a "your mom" joke made of this

[@rondellemcgee6192]

"The whitest thing in the universe" Shows them gender reveal parties and dog weddings

[@GYisrael]

Gender reveals are a white thing? The ancients would say otherwise

[@wonderfulweg7672]

Oh god

[@rondellemcgee6192]

@@GYisrael The ancients are dead they're not saying shit

[@Kickstart500]

Best comment!!😂

[@GYisrael]

@@rondellemcgee6192 and we’ll join them soon

[@Ohyeah199]

The line at the starbucks:

[@PatrioticFlintlock]

LOL

[@death__ray]

Lmaoo

[@GREGGRCO]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gavinchilunlam2476]

Lol, what about yellow? 😂

[@just_a_details_guy]

Nah you got me rolling 😭😭😭 because where is the lie hahaha

[@zhtjrxjhethgvh]

“This is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen” The comment section: let me introduce myself

[@Schrodingers_kid]

I don't have Netflix account...Therefore you do not exist.

[@GamerYouTubik]

@@Schrodingers_kid r/technicallythetruth

[@belckroz1952]

@@GamerYouTubik a yes the best kind of right

[@randomfactory3446]

@@Veladem that’s what the comment you replied to said…

[@kannan07]

I don't have a Netflix account either Hence proven twice that you do not infact exist

[@vanthdon666jj]

Gordon ramsays hotel hell under a black light 😂😂😂😂

[@cheyennejohnson3856]

"This is the whitest thing I've ever seen." *Puts eyelashes on car headlights*

[@klodoro1815]

"This is the whitest thing I have ever seen!" Discord light mode : amateur.

[@MonkeyJedi99]

Wow, this is whiter than Tucker Carlson!

[@IndescribableBlackScreen]

“What did you say, punk? Discord light mode: ameteur Sirius white: ☠️

[@crypastesomemore8348]

@@MonkeyJedi99 nice racism

[@crypastesomemore8348]

More racist comments

[@lolingvo2643]

@@crypastesomemore8348 and next thing you know, the white house is racist because it’s white

[@lukadiscombe8778]

Bro hasn’t seen a British person in the summer

[@maxresdefault_]

Very quick to become pink

[@timesup6302]

​@@maxresdefault_Then it fades to tan

[@IglooGaming1775]

The British don’t know what Summer is… 🤣🤣🤣

[@MasterProgrammer423]

@@IglooGaming1775 It's 30 degrees right now in London. The next few days will reach above 20 and no, it's not raining

[@xuserakx]

@@IglooGaming1775literally so hot and sunny in the UK rn now, no joke

[@MaxRelax-o6h]

Challenge: paint half of it with the worlds darkest paint