Actual Items #3 on Conan (1997-03-14)

[@FuriousFredo]

Andy was really killing it on this one.

[@jfjoubertquebec]

"ripped!"

[@thesprawl2361]

This is the best collection of these that I've seen. Complete genius

[@thesprawl2361]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the most _Conan_ joke ever written for the show: 3:44

[@boobtuber06]

Good eye It also could've been the brain trust of then Louis ck

[@thesprawl2361]

@@boobtuber06 ...or Bob Smigel...Brian Stack...they've had some incredible writers at the show.

[@jimmycorper]

Louis was jerking it at the Chris Rock show when this aired

[@jimmycorper]

I think Louis was frightening female staffers at The Chris Rock show when this aired

[@kayak0055]

Crazy that at one point in history people paid $200 for a VCR

[@mike04574]

It was 400-500 in the 80s

[@upland77]

That's true for almost every product throughout history.

[@canaisyoung3601]

@@mike04574 Did VHS cost more than Beta?

[@mike04574]

@@canaisyoung3601 no but still expensive

[@mediocreman2]

$300 was normal for Super VHS. You have to understand things were still made in Japan at this point and were much better quality than all the junk you buy from China today

[@DirtyFrigginHarry]

Nothing like a Manuel Noriega joke to hook the youth.

[@LinkRocks]

You didn't get the joke.

[@AS-qy1zl]

Best actual items

[@TerrenceNowicki]

Exciting to have William H. Macy on the show before he became half of Filliam H. Muffman.

[@mclockwork777]

He'll always be The Shoveler to me.

[@RyanOfGilead]

Heh. Conan said "Kentucket" instead of "Kentucky."

[@timboslice1979]

I find it amazing that this stuff is NOT made-up. Epic 😂😂😂😂

[@fLATCHULATOr]

is that all i have to do?

[@elliecleary6062]

For the love of god, does anyone kno2 the name of the song that plays @ 8:38? Help a homie outttt

[@ensomnya8456]

"Impressions". It's a John Coltrane song.

[@soran27]

Before 9/11 when we could all just laugh and nobody gave af

[@bobcooper82]

Nobody's stopping you now

[@callmeshaggy5166]

@@bobcooper82 the terrorists are

[@Chris-kd4tu]

Their comments are funnier than the items.

[@LinkRocks]

Let's see your comedic bit.

[@cjhs2006]

me From The 90s Using my New VCR When a Little Cream Cannon Pops Out:hm,What’s That? Cream Coming Out of Cannon:Yum,But This Cream Tastes Different😏😋

[@isaiahsanchevy9252]

Lol vcr adds

[@QuartuvLarry]

3:15 oh, come on, Conan! You stole that joke from Gremlins!

[@canaisyoung3601]

To be fair, we've all thought about that happening, whether out of fear or sick humor. And I'm pretty sure this was from when Louis CK wrote these, so if you're going to blame anyone for stealing jokes, blame him.

[@DM-sm2ke]

lol @ 1:35, "crack researchers".

[@mediocreman2]

Crack also means best. Not everything is a drug reference

[@mediocreman2]

Man, Andy really drug things down on this one.