Ada apa dengan PM (Professional Manager)

So kesian lah this team. Rasa macam semua nak jadi Manager jer. Very sad indeed. So to cheer you up, I'm doing a Standup Comedy show in Crockfords Genting on 2nd March 2024. Come and watch lah. Ticket link in the comments.

[@TheDouglasLim]

Thanks for watching and supporting the channel. To get tickets to my show at Crockfords Genting on March 2nd, please click here www.cloudjoi.com/shows/douglas-lim-one-night-at-crockfords-genting-highlands

[@jayyew4075]

Sir M - TDM Mgr Din - Muhyiddin Mgr Baru - IS Acct Chinese - LGE New Mgr for next season - DSAI Asst Mgr baru - Zahid Jiban - Najib Mgr Peri - PN Hadi

[@phayze26]

Mgr Peri Hadi? description tu still DSAI

[@asksolution2336]

You Either Die a Hero Player or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Next Manager

[@vinceyap298]

PERI = PERI-KATAN

[@unknowpeople1614]

Hands down.... Saya Rasa dia ni the best comedian d Malaysia....joke yg bijak Dan tajam

[@chiangweytan5937]

Not sure if best but definitely the MOST MALAYSIAN Malaysian comedian

[@kenhew4641]

bukan sekadar tajam, tapi bisa lagi doh

[@lynabujang2700]

Tak berat sebelah mcm DD Chronicle

[@eva31s]

Thanks DL, u spoke Rakyat truth feeling about our Club country !

[@motionstudio77]

Manager skrg mmg berkebolehan, skjp jadi magician, sekajap jadi pakar bahasa, tapi benda yg so-call paling terer : ekonomi, semua ke laut…

[@sedeplacer]

🤣🌊

[@roki1210]

Dh la ke laut laut mati plk tu xda ikan.. 🤦

[@Ben_10neyson]

Spot on DL, spot on! 😂🤣😂🤣👏👏👏

[@sivx17]

The way he intertwined the political landscape and jiban's semi pardon into a football club scenario is on point and cleverly done.

[@3006kiki]

Haha, telling truth on behalf of rakyat malaysia 👍👍👍

[@todayinmalaysia]

It's funny but sad at the same time as this really reflects what's going on

[@richmondnazman]

You hit it right in the bulls eye.... Tq Douglas...For making our days a bit brighter

[@SirJohnJenin]

Thank you bro DL.. thats how i felt on our country.. we are heading to be like our neighbour country, "club" yg sedang cari manager baru tu.... please la future manager n their club, u eork for rakyat. Your salary is rakyat money. Even our new manager said he didnt take any salary, but....iykyk la..

[@kirandhillon1783]

Mr Douglas… u are definitely My Prime Minister. Hope we can safe Malaysia 🙏🏻

[@marcusshhiew5047]

Thank you bro, you always have a very creative idea 😆

[@baihaqky1]

I love Douglas Lim sebab di aboleh berbahasa Melayu dengan sangat baik.

[@alongkawasakizxr9140]

Kalau siapa ikut douglas dari awal... Tahu la dia mcm mana...bahasa Malaysia dia lagi baik dari kawan2 kelantan saya...betul😂 saya kalau kawan2 kelantan cakap saya tanya cakap bahasa Malaysia la...loghat dia pekat sangat... Filem Douglas yg best hati malaya terbaik bro douglas...

[@nakhihit9408]

sounds like skill issue

[@kakiayam60]

Orang kelate, dia exklusif sikit.

[@AvadaCadavra88]

@@kakiayam60hahahahahahahahahaha. Matahari Hari ini cerah betul

[@alongkawasakizxr9140]

Jangan terasa ni reality, sebenarnya Malaysia ni terpecah dah Dari dulu... Bahasa Tu tujuan komunikasi sesame Kita. Tapi Ada Yang jadikan senjata..MCM Aku personally belajar mandarin,tamil Dan Bahasa isyarst sikit2 ..kelate pon kecek boleh pahey sikit2 hahahaha 😂 Aku dah biasa dgn loghat Malaysia...unik DOH Kita semua👋🥰

[@kakiayam60]

@@alongkawasakizxr9140 hebat ko. Hebat dalam pemikiran. Aku cinapek. Sedih bila orang guna bahasa sebagai senjata. Orang melayu suka perli cina x paham bahasa. Tapi sampai bila baru kita blh buat sesuatu untuk menukar naratif sedemikian? Blh ke kita buat sesuatu supaya generasi seterusnya dapat berkomunikasi dgn lebih baik? Malangnya, yg perli selalunya henti kat tahap perli je.

[@RayMak]

This is the most accurate representation

[@suganthi90]

I really hope the manager watches this.. 🤭 because he aint the manager come next season.. 😅

[@ruddy3635]

You are on another level

[@TheGracehew]

You Nailed it, DL!!!👍👍👍😂😜😂💪

[@ericyeo8824]

DL has a very unique way to disseminate a very sensitive political issue into one which is simply light hearted & hilarious. Awesome bro ... u r special & best of the best 😂😂😂

[@handsome8550]

Thank you for saying the truth....

[@apeqa6222]

kita kene protect DL dr fahmi/SKMM.. ni baru betul suara hati rakyat !

[@onthefence2003]

bukan fahmi.. for me, salah faham tu... tapi mana ada duit talak gay?

[@lynabujang2700]

DL PArody yang tidak menghasut.. ada kelainan kat situ..

[@nayanamalar]

Saddest comedy 😢

[@jeffreyong1130]

Same feeling here… buat penat je naik bus kilang

[@saifulazlin]

halus sangat ni Douglas. manager2 kelab ni mana faham (kalau faham pun mereka buat tak faham juga). maklumlah mata dah kelabu dari dulu sampai sekarang asik masuk pintu belakang - banyak habuk.

[@wongmeekim9976]

😂 spot on douglas. keep it up.

[@AnnieT369]

Air dapur pun warna chocolat.

[@hairuln9603]

Lim Kreativiti: 9/10 Lawak: 7/10 Sinis: 9/10 Happi: 8/10 Tq Lim

[@tg988]

Bro, kadang-kadang Pengerusi kelab keliru, “confuse”, kacau daun tak boleh buat keputusan yang bijak dan terbaik untuk kelab. Wah Bro! Siol! Ini politik Malaysia betul-betul bikin lu punya bisnes banyak ONG!

[@eizuafdamha133]

Salute!!!!x faham lg x tauler.....manager baru tending ja....

[@angaangah8071]

Terbaik! #tanahkita. #tanggungjawabkita.

[@mahhoisun]

I wet my eyes looking at this, it’s hilarious but at the same time he is telling the truth

[@joshuatee4712]

Sedih sangat sampai tergelak pula😂

[@rakyatbiasa2]

Deep tp aku faham sgt2

[@kakiayam60]

Apa yg ko paham tu????.....(dgn suara kipitriel)...lol

[@I_Am_MT500]

Absolutely brilliant!

[@rockmusiccontinuum409]

Tq bro you hit the paku on the head. I'm also confused about the brighten's future. The name of the game is just put on the game face and say everything using bombastic words. Plp will buy it.

[@WayChuangAng]

tatakelola, madani, kebobrokan, kecurangan, are you impressed?

[@TheAshaari]

Sungguh mendalammmmmm

[@phayze26]

chainis la sokong sgt manager baru tu, sbb impress sgt, kadang2 boleh nari, kadang boleh ceramah agama tp yg pasti xpndi manage 😂😂😂

[@khadijahabc3162]

😂😂😂you nailed it DL!

[@krisztinafoo27]

No laughs here too real . In fact i got teary.

[@RayMak]

The ending is divine

[@keangwahlee2620]

Hi DL, your joke is hilarious 😂...mantap and benar....

[@frankchong5585]

Tu la... bila i express kecewa dgan BMX ni, x tunai janji, duduk juga pangkat accountant. ramai tembak sya. Nah... skrg dah tau....

[@kslim10]

Same2 lah

[@johnmatthew7269]

Dear Douglas,your brighton jersey might infringe copyrights issue..Although you mentioned brighten fc but the club crest said otherwise.As a concern individual,pls be aware..tq..

[@mohdzakishaari2845]

tq balun semua itu manager..semua raja retorik.. Brighten cari new YOUNG manager..

[@konanakatsuki3082]

Hehe. Love this

[@ricjun3001]

I feel you, Brighten 🤑🤑🤑

[@plfoo2782]

😂😂😂 terbaik! I teared with him at the end

[@fadzlyag2700]

😂😂😂 best semua sekali kena bahan tak kira siapa huhu

[@lanzhao]

Nicely done Bud!

[@GreyJedi17]

Don't insult Ismail Sabri. He was better than Moodin or Mahai. Read more.

[@kakiayam60]

Tell me how? He is just an accidental idiot.

[@kt1969i]

tukar nama kelab Frightened lah...

[@Ck-vs8pc]

😂

[@phuisanliau1449]

Merdeka Centre, pls feedback this latest popularity rating to yang berkenaan. Going down the drain 😢

[@black-zz4er]

Berita terbaru ~ Shafee cakap Agong fikir full pardon untuk najib tapi lembaga pengampunan yang tolak. Agong ambil alternatif lain iaitu beri diskaun dan ringankan hukuman najib razak. Selama berminggu ini PMX dicaci bertubi tubi sedangkan lembaga pengarah yg vote supaya Hukuman najib diteruskan tidak perlu diampunkan. Kenapa lembaga pengarah tak dedahkan sendiri? Lembaga pengarah mana boleh didedahkan apa perbincangan yg berlaku, xnak ada conflict of interest, dan menghormati keputusan yg dibuat bersama agong. Sebelum najib dah banyak pemohonan banduan yg melalui Pardon Board, pernahkah didedahkan? Agong buat keputusan mutlak jadi yg fitnah PMX macam² tu simpan laa dosa tu bawa di akhirat ye.

[@masterhaniff4499]

Great info

[@XDLBY]

Apa2 tahi pun ada orang jilat , board bolah itu 5-6 orang ? 2 orang mmg dilandik oleh "New Mgr for next season " , salah satu drpd 2 ini kata dia tindakan/keputusan dia tak perlu jelas apa2 kpd pada peminat, padahal dia lupa siapa dia service to, club ke manager. 3 org lagi itu anonymous "dicadangkan" juga oleh manager. PLS la , Owner of the club mmg itu ikut saja apa dicadang. tolong la mendidik anda diri dgn perlembagaan club brightness.

[@thelocalbatman1521]

Others are flying while we just happily cycling backwards..

[@superscalper257]

The brainiest stand up comedian

[@Grunge2490]

it plays a great meaning 😂

[@andrewng602]

Nape brighton? Hmmm.. but very well done! 😂😂😂

[@muhamadhisyambahari3270]

Good bro...

[@joeljeshurun1918]

Had a good laugh!

[@hungchoonghow5857]

Accountant Cainis promise the terowong... Haha. I got that. It's that relative of the late Prime Minister of our neighbouring country, rite?

[@yattyoung3402]

Terowong dasar laut la.. aiyoh

[@sivx17]

Lge la bro, you sudah sesat sampai sinkie buat apa.

[@HizalHizal]

Makan dalam.... 😂😂😂😂Jiban rileks je... Peri dah cukup jumloh, melebihi dari cukup😂😂😂

[@briantwj]

Best for football fans and Malaysians la this episode hahahaha

[@mohdshahidiwec]

Shafee has explained. Douglas Lim.. please..tarik balik...hehe

[@ngyonghuei6577]

Manager Din sampai terus Cherry Berry 😂

[@khairulhelmihashim2510]

manager yang masukkan player2 bermasalah sebab kontrak kerja ada syarat tak boleh buang player2 ni.

[@szrul6034]

Hahahaha btul sngt ni.

[@princepsionic]

kasihan saya tgk Malaysia, selama lamanya dibelakang Singapore 😭😭

[@santisisma83]

Is funny but sad at the same time

[@ibrahimzaki8126]

Kakakakakakak jiban 😂😂😂😂😂 misi bukan messi hahahhahahaha

[@kokming]

A really good one!

[@thawyc6402]

Great satire, but found it hard to laugh looking at the tragic situation of our country.

[@choonkeatteoh3214]

The blackout is the ultimate

[@PrinceRightyI]

Douglas: Services? Kita ada yang kecik, ada yang besar, ada yang gemuk, ada yang kurus, kita ada yang rambut panjang, rambut pendek, ada kaki panjang, kaki pendek, ada yang kuning, merah putih, hitam? Ilya: Ooooh tahu tahu tahu. Mesti dia jual apa, water colour. (Allahyarham) Hamdan: Water colour apa, kaki panjang? -Aku Kaya 😂

[@Good_Sonny]

I laughed so hard especially the Michael Owen 😂😂😂

[@user-nr1ne4bq6z]

Pakai jersey warne biru & putih club brighton & hove albion fc.

[@muhammadgadaffie9400]

🔥🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏👏

[@gymelynsycho6916]

First quarter 🤔 2nd quarter 😅😅understand 3rd quarter 😂🤣🤣 Final, don't understand 🫣...Anyway, its very funny.😅😅

[@Ayah_Mia]

That's Anwar for you lot 😂😂. No Action Talk Only manager 😂😂

[@jacksonisdead-123OK-GO]

😂😂😂 nice bro

[@bidiwazi]

BRIGHTEN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kcn5147]

Ini kali lah😂

[@ttkon96]

Why does it sound like its endgame for the club already

[@florancetanivill7385]

❤.

[@mdsatu6312]

Kelakar...ada mesej👍

[@MohdNazri-ty6dk]

Semua dia sapu lah 😂😂

[@kutengsiong]

Saya ketawa ketawa tapi last last saya nangis...

[@user-ft8cf7di7v]

Blue jersey similar to pkr 😮😮😮😂

[@zuhaidahahmad4461]

Lol.....deep ..deep for 'Jiban'😂😂😂

[@ptaeiy]

Done Subscribing, Liked and am now commenting, cuma tak jumper tombol loceng je lagi. You are seriously one very funny guy. You make me laff till I cried man. Jiban should have gotten lifetime ban. What a joke. Is GRAFT, bukan Steffy ok, commonplace in Msia? I called my elder brother recently to get something done at pejabat tanah and guess what he said. He said the tanah taiko guy would need 4 new tyres put on first. What??!! Even my poor innocent brother... Arrghh Then I saw the case where the taiko tanah in Slang Ore asked and got a truckload of Richlin tyres. I guess 4 Botak Chin tyres are a bargain then. Apparently tyres are popular in Brighten. Have to go back and toreh some getah. Errr I need the pejabat tanah taiko guy to stamp my rubber plantation geran first. Haiya very pening la. More tyers...

[@iAda109]

Last2 blackout terus ADUUUHHH

[@timothymark8254]

Brighten then asks why supporters have moved to clubs in different countries. And when the supporters excel, Brighten shamelessly claims those supporters as their own. Soon to be relegated to 3rd division.

[@adrenaline2002]

Has always been 3rd division. About to become non-league!

[@co6033]

😂😂😂 Siapa makeh cili rasohlah........

[@fhakim-zo3ge]

Pergi Liverpool la next season bro

[@aweomechong3477]

The problem is the one we want didn't win , so the manager has to do a campuran manager Or else the other manager will take over The manager we wanted didn't win , sad but it's true

[@limgee4788]

cilaka...... LOL 😂 true...2024 not looking too bright

[@thiamoo]

Saying without saying….. smart. Not like TP.

[@cwleon82]

Manager yang tengah in charge ni setakat musim ni jer.... kena pecat soon new season comes!

[@sedeplacer]

sumer baru rasa basah kena kenchhh yekkk....🤣🤣