Adam and the Chair Incident | CMTOWN ANIMATED

[@wayneadams9102]

Nick has a "Jug of Soap" on the floor of his shower... for some reason that has always stuck with me...

[@bruhdon4748]

I like to imagine everything Nick buys is a bulk industrial size.

[@litjix]

It's a gallon of orange Dial soap he stole from a restaurant in the neighborhood

[@jj947]

@@bruhdon4748 I mean based on his obsession with Costco…

[@bruhdon4748]

@@jj947 exactly

[@johnl6192]

It’s incredibly on-brand with his manic depressive aesthetic.

[@HavaOwensMMA]

The beginning of the adam friedland show

[@sugar858]

Every new beginning starts with a pair of wasted white pants

[@billcrotts5456]

Historically accurate

[@Bob_Piss]

You mean the stain on the chair?

[@Timmysteve]

thoroughly disgraceful that Nick stooped to that level

[@fearan9406]

this is what he thought a cold open was

[@crimsondynamo615]

“I hate him.” -Nick Mullen, cohost of The Adam Friedland Show

[@jameseglavin4]

2:04

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

This was, undoubtedly, Adam's magnum opus.

[@paul5311]

His fa.gnum opus if you will.

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

@@paul5311 fa.gnum O'piss.

[@anneominous7172]

Magnum anus.

[@Nick_J_]

Magnum O-Poop

[@dazykuri]

poo poo ca ca poo poo

[@GreatestOfAllTime96]

“i just got the white pants” through tears lol

[@agusrum94]

Mind on the money, as usual

[@dawidkrzyczkowski4289]

I think it's funnier the way he asked "are they cool" when talking about the other radio host who shit himself

[@mattthornhill554]

I never felt more for Adam when he said that, with all the ball busting he endured, that part hit the hardest lol

[@DED_MEEM]

Taking a half shower and arguing about it is such 9 year old shit it's incredible.

[@steven1479]

My little brother used to sit in the bathroom with the shower running, then come out with dry hair like he fooled everyone.

[@DED_MEEM]

@@steven1479 same w/my little bro. probably caused by over-exposure to testosterone in the womb.

[@kds5895]

@@DED_MEEM incredible reference

[@adils786]

Even funnier that he lied about washing his ass with soap from the dispenser that was empty before he got there.

[@tedCain1]

I really don't understand taking a full shower while the podcast is waiting. I'm assuming he was already showered before shitting himself lmao

[@Mikulak25]

I love that the episode begins with him literally in the shower cleaning the shit off himself

[@jj947]

If I was Jewish enough, I might even call it in media res

[@ItsToColdInMN]

The greatest cold open in cinematic history.

[@TheMadBrian2]

In medias res

[@crimsondynamo615]

This is unreal

[@bobsnow6242]

Nick bringing up the George Noory incident had 0% to do with making Adam feel better and 100% to do with his irresistible autistic urge to flex about his knowledge of obscure radio history.

[@keard558]

Remember the time he bit into those hot pizza rolls.

[@keard558]

I've actually never heard of noory having an accident and couldn't find it on Google. Did he actually do that or did Nick just make something up

[@bobsnow6242]

@keard558 Honestly I Googled it too and couldn't find anything either so Nick probably made it up, but I wouldn't be confident enough to challenge him on it lol

[@keard558]

@@bobsnow6242 if it was true and he wasn't even a casual listener but he knows something that actual listeners don't know would speak volumes to his autism. Also volumes about how I'm gay

[@boyruns]

He was joking that never happened

[@wafflcoptr]

Hands-down the best part of this whole thing was, because of the way they would record a Patreon ep & then a free ep but would release them in opposite order, we got this all-time banger of an ep, and later that week we hear them bully Adam for his painter pants he wound up shitting later that same day.

[@crasherdude]

do you remember the title/number of the ep where they bully adam about the pants?

[@wafflcoptr]

@@crasherdude one where he shits himself is free ep. 267 - I said yep. The one where they bully him for those pants just before he shit them was premium ep called Trailers for sale or rent.

[@crasherdude]

@@wafflcoptr thank you i’m looking forward to experiencing the Memento of gay racist podcasting 🫡

[@chrishernandez3699]

Listening to that two-parter unfold the week it released was hilarious! 🤣

[@zakaryrichmond396]

​@@wafflcoptr kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpDIaYl6rp6dh7csi=h6_aBtTvuUJ6tdPG The other day I found this clip and in the first 30 seconds stav says that Adam is wearing the white pants, it sent a chill down my spine.

[@youraveragepleb282]

He genuinely sounded so sad lmao

[@Gu1d-0]

I genuinely can't feel bad for Adam lol

[@zakaryrichmond396]

He really does give off the vibe of a groveling beaten down dog in this

[@blaketurner7989]

If he sounded overjoyed, it would be worse

[@LocalFoe]

Bugs can't be sad. They're either a nuisance or dead.

[@saaketh83]

“Are they cool?” Adam asking like a little sad baby. Too awesome

[@Watssssswelll]

Arguably the greatest moment in any media thing ever

[@jj947]

The Brown Wedding

[@Watssssswelll]

@@jj947 The sharts of March

[@jj947]

@@Watssssswelll Order Shixty-Six

[@Watssssswelll]

@@jj947 Poo for Thought

[@llsld5808]

the white linen massacre

[@dudemaister96]

Truly a Podcasting Hall of Fame moment.

[@scambroselauntrellus3681]

This podcast taught me that it is ok to laugh at someone during the worst day of their lives.

[@Grim-mler]

This is far from the worst thing that could happen

[@crasherdude]

Can’t decide which mental image is funnier between Nick realizing that he’s caught lightning in a bottle when adam shits his pants immediately before they start the pod, or Nick and Stav frantically scrambling to get the equipment and software going so they can capture this moment live. Oh to be a fly on the wall in that apartment. (to enjoy the shit on the camping chair of course)

[@nickmontoya1]

They recorded another episode right before this happened, so they just kept rolling. The funniest part is that in the other episode they were bullying him for wearing white pants.

[@EarthboundinAdrock]

I will never forget the beginning of this with Stav laughing and Nick saying so seriously "this is unreal"

[@JohnDobak]

The highest integrity move Adam could have made for attention. In a way you gotta admire his relentless ambition to chase that clout.

[@buggerybop]

Stav as a lamp, Stav as a cloud and the sheer amount of perfect Adam facial expressions. Perfect

[@Gu1d-0]

Lil lamp stav looked so pure

[@DrBreezeAir]

Ah, Adams crowning jewel.

[@BlGGESTBROTHER]

More like a *Crowning Stool*

[@falseanteater]

it was crowning alright

[@jasons2932]

He's earned his throne....the Porcelain throne that is

[@charlieberry7562]

4:10 “I’m not saying this for sympathy but, afterwards I kinda wanted to cry” 😂😂 then Stav’s laugh

[@ScumFromTheSlum]

He probably did cry. You can hear the audio cut right after he said that

[@phillipcampbell843]

The indignation in Nick’s voice when he yells “Why are you already wearing a towel!?” gets me every time 😂

[@bruhdon4748]

Literally the only funny bit Adam has had in the entirety of cumtown was just him shitting himself by accident wearing white pants

[@alexalex543211]

Idk when he said he smokes kushy dreams to get pussy in his dreams is an all timer

[@bigcock8900]

Nah when he did Nicks bits just as good as him was awesome

[@gorillazfan3]

"You asked if there could be more guys at Hooters."

[@ItsOver9000Productions]

@@gorillazfan3 that was one the few hardest laughs i had before Stav left. Adam got his ass. That whole episode rocked

[@hecatedraws]

He is responsible for about 50% of the Liberal Elmo bit

[@harissafari1901]

Insane that Stav is now claiming he never thought this was funny lol

[@jonthulhu]

Did he really say that? That’s wild

[@harissafari1901]

@@jonthulhu yeah, he’s now saying that the three of them never had a real dynamic and that it was “weird” that Adam shit himself on the show

[@brentoncarter4275]

@@harissafari1901 need a quote or something

[@comiumapedra5397]

​@@brentoncarter4275probably in some PC interview.

[@brentoncarter4275]

@@comiumapedra5397 k so no proof.

[@gagnorblu]

As hilarious as Adam shitting himself was, the peek at Nick's manic-depressive lifestyle we get through the reveal that he has a bulk soap jug just laying on the floor of his bathroom at all times was even funnier. It just makes you start wondering if his hallway or living room has any furnishings on the wall whatsoever.

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

Someone said his living room might be that chair, a box and Big Tiddy Amber's hot couch

[@multicoloredwiz]

the shinji chair pic, lmfao

[@jj947]

We don’t talk about when Dasha was in the hospital

[@multicoloredwiz]

@@jj947 deadass i'm so fucked up

[@BananaPhoPhilly]

Adam really is Jewish Shinji

[@kitpalmer1583]

@@multicoloredwiz I'm the jewest of the jew

[@jj947]

@@BananaPhoPhilly Gendo is no match for Adam’s dad

[@flicfan416]

I will always remember where I was when I first heard "WHY ARE YOU ALREADY WEARING A TOWEL" because I literally collapsed from laughter while jogging and had to walk the rest of the route.

[@momanmirul]

honestly my favorite part of this incident is when Nick goes off to find shorts for Adam and Stav started talking to him like a comforting friend only to segue into promoting tour locations

[@cactuskid1382]

"And them I'm adding New Orleans to the mix."

[@HavaOwensMMA]

I remember this historic moment in podcacting history

[@nicholasmontgomery8594]

Lamp Stav is somehow pleasing

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

1:55 This is from one of those hippo explosive sharting videos on KZbin. I remember it because I have seen it about 80 times.

[@thecaptain6520]

Muckspreading

[@theelk801]

this is like an episode of a drama that starts in medias res with something traumatic happening like a gunshot wound or something and then jumps back to a few days prior to show how we got to this

[@afterhourscinema782]

*Adam Genesis Ziongelion:* You Can (Not) Sit on the Chair

[@Luuute]

It will always be hilarious that the funniest thing Adam brought to the podcast was him literally shitting his pants

[@tStevester83]

And the one "YOU ABOUT TO SEE A HATE CRIME" story

[@awfulyowu5157]

The greatest punchline to end all punchlines, "No, they're both f..."

[@Yeaokayyea]

Both holding rainbow flags

[@FoX2FoX2]

The day podcasting was forever redeemed.

[@VS666]

Like father like son, the greatest bits the Friedlands have ever done were both accidents.

[@HavaOwensMMA]

Adam didnt wash with soap and everyone knows it

[@Max25670]

It angers me that Adam most likely just splashed his ass with water from the bathtub faucet, instead of just taking a normal full body shower. That's why Nick and Stav didn't hear anything.

[@ghostgate82]

He washed with dust.

[@TrueRetroflection]

@@ghostgate82 Like some kind of... gay chinchilla?

[@Gu1d-0]

How dare he not accept Nick's two gallons jug of soap offering

[@ghostgate82]

@@TrueRetroflection Well, we know how soft and cuddly Adam is, so that fits.

[@godlyobject6509]

"I hate him" I love saul so much, I might be gay.

[@mikemacken4229]

Nick just treating Adam like a dog lol

[@jacquesdeburgo2878]

When Adam comes out of the shower he sounds like Chris chan arguing with Barb

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

Bob: I heard no water you didnt take a shower! Chris: Yes i did!

[@Marrebrylle]

"I'm working on it!"

[@BonghitTransplants]

%100 Adam used water only. 0 soap

[@duke3250]

That reminds me I need to pick up a jug of soap

[@afterhourscinema782]

This must've been Adam's Illuminati humiliation ritual to get his own show 😂

[@powderburns6004]

Ice croffee

[@jameseglavin4]

I love how the unspoken history of cumtown is years of Adam being objectively abused by people who are ostensibly his friends and, amazingly, deserving it

[@dogma7346]

this is a biblical moment brought to life by the villages greatest artist

[@AlexRG8]

Classic episode when the dust eating bug shit his pants.😅

[@harrydavey9884]

Saul, you fucking rule man. You're the only guy who adds to these bits with your content.

[@duke3250]

"Clean your ass and hurry; the podcast has started." Words to live by.

[@mattthornhill554]

2:48 Saul, how much to animate Stav Lamp doing the Pixar walk and stomp to a capital letter I and it pans out to show the next letters are “AM FAT”?

[@dtice69]

Stav as the interrogation light is killing me.

[@goldplater7323]

Sail you bring me so much joy with these animations. Please do not stop. Even though I have listened to these bits hundreds of times it is a whole new experience seeing it and refreshes my humor to be able to watch it. Thank you for your time.

[@rawrvintageisclassic]

Bless you, saul. The best thing that has ever happened on this platform!

[@sirrekk5081]

So glad we finally have this one committed to animation ♥️ nice work

[@picklebond157]

1:04 you should have made the censor bar shorter when it switches to Adam

[@leejones8082]

Sad Adam in a towel might be your best work.

[@briansimpson9318]

Finally, the bit we've all been waiting for has come. Thank you

[@badjokezach6359]

I just saw a clip this morning of Stav referring to this incident on his pod and now Saul has painted it to life

[@milliondollarmistake]

what episode?

[@SaginawCareerComplex]

Shinji, shit in the chair!

[@Old-ded-memes]

Nick having a jug of soap in his shower is a Nick skit birthed into reality

[@TheKlever666]

I started giggling when I saw Adam holding an entire bathtub in his hand :)

[@travis7350]

I think adam shitting the chair was a prophecy of how TAFS has gone.

[@Doognukem]

You never fail to delivery on perfect illustrations. Idk why but this clip starting with the slow zoom out is always how I imagined the episode starting. A+ please never quit lol

[@Clouddddxjzjs552]

this is so good. Saul always gets it perfect

[@raccooncityhunk497]

A succinct summary of Adam's input

[@TruStoogeDrew.]

So glad you made this, popped this episode in the work truck when this happened and I fucking lost it

[@tomtomtrent]

While the humor unfortunately wears off the more you hear a funny story, these animations always breathe new life into them and make me laugh as hard as the first time ❤

[@trevor_r]

Nick being kind would hurt worse than him being mean, like you know you really messed up

[@eliwasserman2336]

Most anticipated animated bit of all time

[@Razb3rry]

This upload made my day honestly

[@Davon85J]

Stav maniacally laughing at the beginning is hilarious

[@ambrosiaplatypus]

adam looks so cute the way you draw him tho :3

[@bluechalk6275]

4:22 "I kinda wanna cry a little bit" *Stav laughs maniacally*

[@PhonyPepperoni]

I come back to this clip whenever I’m down

[@Moneykinda5295]

I was waiting for saul's version of this event

[@greenshoesguy1]

This might have been the last great Cumtown moment. RIP

[@Chiaomori]

i listened to this episode the day after this was posted and it’s truly the best thing to ever happen on the podcast i was at my job in tears

[@thekyleprojekt7996]

the video starting with the pan out from the chair is the best ever. Good job bro

[@davemustang8173]

Saul's entire career has led to this exact moment

[@gundamonium]

Fr though, I don't think Adam really cleaned himself.....

[@Pentagathusosaurus]

Now this is podcasting

[@foster8530]

this was the first cumtown episode i ever listened to, chosen entirely randomly. very special to me

[@drew2339]

I still remember this episode when it dropped and it took me 25 mins to realize it was not a bit lol

[@EbrahimJohns]

We all know that stav probably shirts himself weekly.

[@joee8172]

I have waited so long for the animation of this bit!

[@apoc24]

Love your animations. That McDonald’s one had me dying 😂

[@HavaOwensMMA]

I heard adam still has the chair on the wall

[@TheToastPeople]

lmfao its just the chair in sauls store hahaha

[@tetsuoshima7385]

Your animation never fails to make me smile😊👌🏻

[@ManVsAsbestos]

One of the best cold open, and maybe even the best single episode.

[@jackreece1143]

the drawing of the chair hanging over them the entire time is a nice touch

[@Spanner-in-the-Works]

I've been waiting for this one..well done Saul 👏

[@brian3634]

Credit to Adam, this was one of the funniest bits on the show, and it was all him.

[@J5V5W5]

The moment I heard Stav’s laughter at the start, I knew this was going to be a good one 😂!

[@Jman92854]

If Stav did it, he would've left the show saying "You guys are haters, this is not helpful".

[@zen6455]

Love that Nick’s first indication that Adam didn’t wash himself is that his hair was dry

[@TomWillHowell]

“No stay in there. WHY ARE YOU ALREADY WEARING A TOWEL?!”

[@8bitnitwit]

This is the funniest thing that's ever been recorded by mankind and the animation is so perfect

[@Blorgini]

The greatest moment in podcast history

[@adrians20]

Finally the most important bit got a great animation. Respect for adding the audio of George Noory shitting himself.