Adam Carolla on Penises & Arguing with Jimmy Kimmel

Adam talks about his obsession with d**k pics, his comedy special 'Not Taco Bell Material,' getting into arguments with Jimmy, and his hobby of buying and selling houses.
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Adam Carolla on Penises & Arguing with Jimmy Kimmel
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[@pinegd1]

Finally, a reason to watch Kimmel.

[@beauteafulyou1616]

Adam is everything and the fact that all of the children in the comments hate on him makes it 10x better!

[@bdre5555]

I always wished Adam Carolla had gotten to a higher level of Fame like Jimmy. He honestly is the funnier of the two

[@johnrushing5031]

if you're 12 maybe.

[@bdre5555]

@@johnrushing5031 so you're clueless and have a dreadful sense of humor. Got it.

[@CodyLee94]

Agreed

[@andyhoms2001]

And has a more practical, blue collar sense.

[@renegerplease]

Not funnier, but just as quick if not quicker

[@happilyham6769]

And now for girls jumping on trampolines!

[@independentthoughtprocess1868]

That'll never happen again...:(

[@johnsreactions6658]

Happily Ham How is that offensive to women? You don’t know the women on the show and they were paid to be on it That’s like saying porn movies and strip clubs are offensive

[@johnsreactions6658]

Happily Ham It also sounds like homophobia, women don’t like seeing naked women, When guys don’t like seeing naked men they are called homophobic, How is this any different

[@raymondschricker8040]

Ziggy Zaggy, Ziggy Zaggy, Oi, Oi, Oi!

[@negativeindustrial]

I don’t think Jimmy wants his current audience digging into his past too much.

[@gman2015z]

It's awesome these two are still friends!

[@jarrettpierce5626]

jimmy is always better when adams around

[@anonymoususer450]

jimmy is only funny when Adam is around. Fixed it for you

[@anonymoususer450]

@Brandon Wiley But Jimmy is not funny

[@thevashSP]

@@anonymoususer450 false

[@ruok5953]

@@thevashSP not false

[@zionix15432]

Because he turns off flaming liberal mode for a few minutes

[@johnnimbus8761]

Jimmy trying real hard not to slip back into Man Show mode lol

[@absentiabenertia5204]

Must .. Keep.. Making....millions

[@andersonm-music]

Seriously

[@Eduard000F]

@@absentiabenertia5204 who wouldn’t? lmao

[@thehutch357]

Man show 2.0 we need a reboot

[@Jags4Life]

Lmao I wish that show it was part of my childhood it would be banned in a week

[@lithiumkc8]

Adam was the Man show.

[@johnviera3884]

Adam brings it every time.

[@traddad9172]

Adam- Cool Jimmy- Ghey

[@jodysin7]

I concur

[@phil4464]

Adam Carolla is the exact mid-point between Steve-o and Gilbert Gottfried.

[@michaelpipkin9942]

I tried to see your logic. I couldn't find it.

[@ZackyDaley]

i dont think so hes not a druggie

[@Bubbachumphrey23]

Dude, the most accurate statement of 2019.

[@michaelpipkin9942]

No. No, it's not.

[@Bubbachumphrey23]

Ha

[@xtrout]

Carolla is starting to look like Elliot Gould.

[@saburov]

Clinton Munkres true

[@lynnturman8157]

Elliot Gould in the 70s is as cool as it gets.

[@markstill8258]

Well Elliot is on the podcast monthly.

[@negativeindustrial]

Who?

[@2010mceric]

This is true love.

[@ermonski]

*ZIGGY ZAGGY ZIGGY ZAGGY OI OI OI*

[@markl.1666]

No trampolines.... Not interested.

[@fosterch11]

Love these two. Fun stuff.

[@acm0045]

Crank Yankers is coming back so the Duo will be together again, and I'm hopeful that it's not just a producer role.

[@SFVone]

Potsie.... Love the current references Adam.

[@Angel-lz9wp]

This was amazing and very funny I loved it

[@summerswinterer9247]

Ratings in the dump Jimmy? Carolla is doing Jimmy a favor because I can't say I've watched 5 minutes of Kimmel in the last five years.

[@nunchucktaylor3488]

Because your preferences are everyone’s preference.

[@avi7278]

A sad little Trumpist ... it's so obvious, you chimptrumpees need to get a life.

[@jakeski6488]

Adam is hilarious! I love when he is on jimbo kimbo’s show. Baba Boey Baba Boey

[@gregory8901]

Jimmy knew better that to bring up real issues because Corolla would have burned him.

[@JoeKnows44]

Yeah, that's it.

[@2ndSTG]

on the contrary, sounds like jimmy tried, and adam dodged twice

[@Canttouchthis04]

2ndSTG yeah because Adam doesn't want to embarrass his best friend. Adam is a genius. Good luck outdoing him logically.

[@2ndSTG]

Canttouchthis04 Sounds like conformation bias to me.

[@MimiB1974]

You people really don’t know the difference between fact and opinion. He literally asked him within the first 1 1/2 minutes

[@nerdlord2288]

Love seeing them together again,almost felt like the man show

[@cjpatz]

I would say a more appropriate care to describe him would be the Toyota “Carolla”..

[@carlosquintero8188]

This is hilarious 😂 😂

[@CmdrSloanne]

I miss The Man Show, Jimmy & Adam please bring it back as a Special once a month or year.

[@paulyvalenzuela6731]

Aceman! We love Adam Carolla.

[@charliedillon1400]

Carolla is a master story(re)teller. Listen to ten total hours of any of his thirty different podcasts and you'll hear every thought he's ever had more than twice.

[@negativeindustrial]

Charlie Dillon I really hoped his standup would be new material. It was funny. Almost as funny as when I heard the same stories twenty years ago in HS on LoveLine

[@youjsmith929]

Hahaha omg he's great!

[@lukeuzzellbryan3883]

Why can't I find it on NETFLIX?

[@AydinTebyanian]

I can't be the only person who likes both Jimmy and Adam right? and thinks they are both funny still, just in difference ways.

[@mike73ng]

Aydin Tebyanian Nope. Jimmy has rocketed to stardom and Adam has alienated every producer in Hollywood. His career is dead.

[@independentthoughtprocess1868]

@@mike73ng because he refuses to let them brainwash him. Good for him. Kimmel is a funny guy, but corporate sponsored comedy is not comedy. It's pandering. I thought pandering was illegal?

[@mike73ng]

IndependentThoughtProcess Pandering is illegal? Anyway, Adam is an admittedly uneducated person. He is intelligent but education matters. Lately he is wising up. Maybe he’ll have a career again. He is the master of the metaphor after all.

[@jesussotelo4775]

Adam was always funny Jimmy had potential he was funny in his early years of late night host until he got all political.

[@Brandon-ld2dn]

Jesus Sotelo They were both funny until they got political.

[@FaRtBoMb42]

I didn't have my glasses on and I thought Al Franken was doing a really good Adam Carolla impression.

[@Calilou52]

Adam is an absolute genius in the comedy world. His witt is unmatched.

[@jalabala2772]

Really lol... Kinda flat

[@slugdoom5373]

Jala Bala “unmatched” lmao okay

[@jalabala2772]

@@slugdoom5373 I didn't say it, the guy above me lol

[@slugdoom5373]

Jala Bala oh ya

[@blackmoor40k]

I love Adam, but I don't know if his comedy goes over with the millennial with references to Potsie from Happy Days, and Dudley Moore.

[@Slasherhorror1980]

The millennial generation are humourless anyway.

[@johnsreactions6658]

blackmoor40k If it’s not on Netflix, KZbin or Hulu they don’t know

[@Liface]

Millenial reporting in. The beauty with Adam is that his references always went over his audience's heads, and he knew it. I learned so much about 70s entertainment from his analogies on Loveline.

[@highdesert420]

Dudley Moore. Timely reference.

[@druiz607]

@@Slasherhorror1980 millennials are too busy being offended to recognize humor.

[@nphilly420]

live adam carolla. great man great father

[@yoda5436]

Can we talk about how jimmy became the fit one of these two.

[@JoeCnNd]

You act like Adam's a shitbag or something. lol, but yeah I remember Jimmy was big.

[@iwnunn7999]

Funny

[@HisashiBuri8]

It could have been an American tourist that drew it?

[@michaelpipkin9942]

The More You Know.

[@crulove7530]

720p?

[@tnyce616]

Man show reunion

[@ianlange8108]

Jimmy Kimmel is to Adam Carolla what Andy Richter is to Conan O'brien... except if Andy Richter had his own late night show, it wouldn't suck...

[@lurkkker]

Sorry to make something non political into something political but it’s crazy how they both went to different sides of the spectrum

[@jimmywilliams2845]

I think Adam rides more center. JK just caught a bit of TDS like many of my liberal friends

[@rotcivagetro]

Great call back patsy from happy days. I'm sure every knows who he means.

[@Hollins23]

* Potsy

[@johnsreactions6658]

Victor Ortega Oh yeah if it’s not on Netflix, Cardi B or a You-tuber none of you would know what it is

[@rotcivagetro]

@@Hollins23 *potsie 😆

[@rotcivagetro]

@@johnsreactions6658 some stumbled on to happy days on hulu..hahaha 😂😂😅😅

[@stevereed8786]

Kimmel will always be known for boot lickin every issue he comes across. What a dweeb.

[@officialjohnlair]

Like for Jimmy and this penguin 🐧

[@futureZbright]

Carolla is like if Gilbert Gottfried took meds

[@ernestcuevas111]

Norm McDonald looks a little weird

[@emanijudah6985]

Definitely the Jewish Norm McDonald

[@sebastiangarcia901]

I love how the kids in the comments section hate him. Man I love this hahahaha

[@toddherman5068]

get it on!

[@northseabrent]

Now where’s the strippers jumping on trampolines.

[@johnsreactions6658]

North Sea Brent These days it would be heavy women or transgenders

[@ARedMotorcycle]

Did you just assume the gender of heavy people? Curb your micro aggressions, brah!

[@armancz]

You beat who in what?😂That was his funniest joke

[@billn.1318]

Ziggy Ziggy Hoi Hoi Hoi!

[@PinstripeJim]

Ace Man! Always dresses appropriatey despite his relaxed attire daily, not over doing it, but snazzy. Off the cuff humor and quick whitted. Get it on!!!!

[@trevordaniels3444]

I don’t get it.

[@andrewibell8592]

Ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy oi oi oi

[@josevargas198825]

Corrola is a real genius... now that we know they both are divided by politics, i would love to see them debate..

[@josevargas198825]

@ERIC JAMES i agree .. jimmy has fallen off

[@joe3804]

Ziggy ziggy ziggy hoi hoi hoi

[@SuperSaiyanScandinavian]

dude could have said toyota corolla and went with a camry?

[@brandondiggins7090]

Remember the man show?... When jimmy was funny.

[@coreyt4490]

I remember the man show... im suprised jimmys liberal bosses dont.

[@AKABoondock19]

It must be so hard being a trumptard. Not being able to enjoy any single piece of entertainment because everyone hates your guy. Sad.

[@miguelamigo6030]

You mean when Jimmy was still a man

[@daltonlunn1653]

@@AKABoondock19 it's usually the other way around. I'm not a Trump supporter either.

[@nazsalabarria860]

Remember when the only way you could get to see boobs was on the man show

[@denverdude80]

Thumbs down. No girls jumping on trampolines.

[@mikess56]

Whats the joke with the towel?

[@RoxanneJ]

He’s brought it for all of his appearances. It’s just a thing.

[@ryanblessing6895]

When Jimmy and Adam 1st met it was for a "celebrity" boxing match. Adam was Jimmy's corner man. You will often see the corner man have a towel over his shoulder. Jimmy lost the fight.

[@bryanyasuhara2994]

Adam should have asked Jimmy why he stopped being a misogynist homophobe.

[@edge2991]

Why dont they talk Bout trump

[@RicardoRodriguezFL]

Man. Clearly most of the audience was aware of his politics

[@libertyjusticeforall9577]

Girl jumping on trampoline next time jimmy

[@burlymugg]

HI GUY!

[@Crf89]

Adam is the better part of Kimmel.

[@mindthependulum6245]

Why isn't Jimmy crying? I thought that was his normal self.

[@emmanuelstyles6345]

He looks like jared from subway now

[@selfdiscardedkingofruin7291]

Is that a hairpiece?

[@Spark_MTB_BMX_Coaching]

No

[@c.o.n.collectingofnostalgi889]

BRING BACK THE MAN SHOW

[@josephsedano9897]

The Wogan Transformers bloke they’re bringing back Crank yankers

[@robertmiller1270]

Adam is just funnier than the other twatwaffle. I first noticed watching the man show.

[@absentiabenertia5204]

Polar opposites now

[@RichardCorral]

Adam>Jimmy

[@davidjimenez7556]

All day!

[@marybudd906]

Adam is great. Jimmy not so much.

[@joshuaprusha8300]

😴😴😴😴😴

[@martnor6608]

Awwwww I remember this sexism sexual assault guy jimmy that no one talks about anymore

[@idkman09]

You take picture of yourself sleeping.

[@matthewkuhl79]

Just so you females know: this is a typical guy conversation. 100% authentic 😋

Adam fuking Corolla

[@camsully7325]

Carolla wants to defend his pal Jimmy but he can’t say it explicitly otherwise he loses the Conservative fanbase who loves him & hates Kimmel

[@user-lo4km5dq4y]

叔叔们，怎不学詩众泡咩??，永生永世，，，?。

[@flippingbirdies7457]

Sorry Jimmy, but you'll get over it.

[@MediaBuster]

When was Kimmel funny again? I don't know..

[@nunchucktaylor3488]

And Adam carolla is hilarious? You like how all he does is tell the same 5 stories and has for over 20 years? You like how he loves to make tired racist conservative talking points when there’s no one with differing views to respond but when his own friend tries to make him talk about politics he puts his tail between his legs and changes the subject because he understands that all he really knows about politics is that he’s a rich white man and he wants his demographic to stay on top?

[@alexc656]

@@nunchucktaylor3488 he never said Adam was funny. My god u liberals are so sensitive

[@nunchucktaylor3488]

Alex C good ad hominem. Now try to cite a time when he was actually funny…

[@alexc656]

@@nunchucktaylor3488 who Kimmel or Carolla?

[@alexc656]

@@nunchucktaylor3488 I use to love Kimmel until a few years ago. He was my favorite late night host to watch. Adam I never found that much funny although I did like him a bit on The Man Show and on his apperances on Bill Mahers old show Politically Incorrect. I really haven't laughed at anything Adam has said in a long time. Like did u see his roast on the Roast of Alec Baldwin? I thought it was awful. Doesn't mean I hate him though.

[@bridgettealley9421]

😂😁💗😇😎

[@sypen1]

What a try hard

[@chrism8432]

Find it amazing how they can be friends since Jimmy is a pinko commi

[@avi7278]

You would. It's very difficult for lesser evolved species such as yourself to understand the concept of not hating someone for their political leanings. You'll get it one day....maybe.

[@medic8512]

Being a right winger already makes you less evolved

[@robertbabb]

cant stand Adam Carolla

[@THEQueeferSutherland]

Adam really sucks now, oh well, damn shame

[@treyjohnson5731]

Wow a comedian political views determine if you are funny or not? wow we suck so damm sensitive. both side of the aisle. Folks need to relax and enjoy life. i guess im liberal but Adam funny as hell

[@johnsreactions6658]

trey johnson Adam is socially liberal he only votes Republican for financial reasons

[@jimmy6111]

sellout

[@damanrai9879]

This is brutal

[@michael12nonan]

no. he is not funny at all.

[@77777cesar]

Stop it with the political comedy, that’s Colbert’s thing.

[@Imnotaveragechic]

That man was hard to watch..ewww---and why he was hating on Bradley Cooper. What a jerk.

[@Spark_MTB_BMX_Coaching]

cihcegarevatonmi it was sarcasm...

[@Imnotaveragechic]

@@Spark_MTB_BMX_Coaching I guess just didn't like his humor.

[@MKpixelfan]

Adam...too much botox dude...I almost bought tix to see the show but I just can't do it...comedians are supposed to not give a damn about what others think of them...laugh at the world...the moment you shut up botox...that whole assumption falls apart and nothing's funny anymore.

[@Canuckfan124]

M K I’m sure Carolla is absolutely heartbroken by your statement

[@luciusjuliusflavius6214]

This just shows who the real man is in this interview. Spoiler alert; it isn’t jimmy kimmel. Don’t correct me on my punctuation or English skills because I would bury you in math and science and English doesn’t matter as much

[@vmariemichelle]

what an unbelievably annoying guest. wow.

[@Slasherhorror1980]

The host is even more so.

[@sarevok6]

It's a shame Corolla is a goober republican now, I used to like him.

[@emanijudah6985]

Finally an honest comment, people pretending he's not funny anymore because political tribalism has gotten too extreme