4:47 "You're dumping me? It's because of my tiny pianist, isn't it?"
@andrewkay32766 жыл бұрын
that's already the joke, the tiny pianist was in his butt, having the piano already hints that he actually wasn't surprised by it
@chr0n0trigg3r6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Kay Pee-ah-nist, now say it faster and it'll make sense.
@ryndanriley53486 жыл бұрын
Andrew Kay you didn't get it...
@cortesej26 жыл бұрын
I think my last girlfriend lied to me, pianist size does matter :'(
@tahsinsabah8336 жыл бұрын
Grant Robertson perfect
@alecdanner61095 жыл бұрын
4:53 Piano guy: "I wasn't expecting such a big audience tonight."
@melquizedec5 жыл бұрын
but the guy is talking on phone....hmmm
@TheCentralflorida5 жыл бұрын
Oh yes. Good one.
@BiscuitAWitch6 жыл бұрын
5:00 "8 inches, yes. Why would I lie about the size of my pianist?"
@peterbauer14946 жыл бұрын
Well. You win I guess.
@beagreen3206 жыл бұрын
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@AisuruMirai6 жыл бұрын
The actual winning captions for these _The New Yorker_ caption contests: 1) "Solar panel sold separately." 2) "This is why I didn't want a Monday-night appointment!" 3) "Relax! It just smells the other car on you." 4) "Get a hammer." 5) "Coffee and doughnuts. No wonder they're endangered." 6) "Invent a job!" 7) "Miley's here." 8) "Looks like you just missed Him." 9) "He only plays when I'm on hold." I think 6 and 8 are the only ones that are any good.
@Li-yt7zh6 жыл бұрын
AisuruMirai All brilliant! Thank you :))
@lininacrowne19416 жыл бұрын
For 3 I thought: incredible mileage
@は私です彼の名前6 жыл бұрын
AisuruMirai invent a job!! Gold
@rominac13896 жыл бұрын
Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought of Miley Cyrus visiting.
@tardersauce35785 жыл бұрын
I like 5 as well
@NoOne-nk5fe6 жыл бұрын
Haha it's funny that as soon as the handwritten words change into typed ones, they seem correct. 😂
@moeezS6 жыл бұрын
We've associated rightness with that font lol.
@dustinmartin96 жыл бұрын
Yeah weird I noticed that too
@SceneComparisons6 жыл бұрын
1:40 Believe me, this thing runs like a beast!
@johnhughes27456 жыл бұрын
"Wait til you hear this baby purr"
@lovelypacific6 жыл бұрын
“Trust me, it’s a scream”
@Coffee-zv9ln6 жыл бұрын
"I heard you're looking for a hybrid"
@GreigFields6 жыл бұрын
And it has a great crash test safety rating!
@JimSteinbrecher6 жыл бұрын
"and the best thing is, it runs on pedestrians"
@0ooTheMAXXoo06 жыл бұрын
"Is this Chipotle?", really got me for some weird reason...
@sophiaanderson30646 жыл бұрын
0ooTheMAXXoo0 me too 😭
@dylanmorgan27526 жыл бұрын
“The elevators down the hall” was a good one.
@dylanmorgan27526 жыл бұрын
And the piano
@MrOuchiez4 жыл бұрын
I wish it was: "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
@nakullele3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@pkfiremusic6 жыл бұрын
You know you’re funny when you can deliver non-funny captions so well they elicit laughter.
@bryanpuckett92695 жыл бұрын
The pig one: “Bill hasn’t been himself since he started investing.”
@TheCentralflorida5 жыл бұрын
Nice! That's great
@footsoldierofchrist4 жыл бұрын
“i don’t like change” like change as in money
@jeremyhagen76844 жыл бұрын
Look, at that slot!
@KRobinson-ko1neАй бұрын
“I wish I was taller”
@HansvandeBruggen6 жыл бұрын
0:08 “Step 3: Connect water supply” 0:40 “It’s like whenever the game is on, I can no longer get his attention!” 1:13 “Just wait ‘till you hear this baby purr” 1:55 “I hear he’s loaded” 2:21 “This neighborhood has really changed” 2:56 “Take a close look. They’re called ‘wheels’.” 3:24 “…I told them they could have the house over my dead body. Hang on, I think there’s someone at the door.” 4:08 “I’m sorry, Mr. Johnson is no longer with us.” 4:47 “I mean, he plays beautifully, but I really thought he’d know ‘Tiny Dancer’”
@cheesecakelasagna6 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the timestamps
@guyyouseewhenyoudie5 жыл бұрын
I know this is late, but I actually really appreciate all of these
@sharonjunekim56245 жыл бұрын
Love them!
@bellaengalla78295 жыл бұрын
these are really good hahaha
@Jerbear7675 жыл бұрын
These are all great. Better than the originals, honestly.
@alexandraszoke21276 жыл бұрын
Adam saying sorry after every joke he makes is a mood
@BrandonGraham6 жыл бұрын
Bad captions, but he knows it. So I like it.
@Onorrie6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Graham I dig this series, Bill Hader’s was the same way. You never realize how weird a one panel cartoon can be without the caption and seeing comedic actors struggle with the context is strangely entertaining lol
@dh4726 жыл бұрын
he is not that bad. he is better than some other contestant
@dylanmorgan27526 жыл бұрын
He’s by far the best I’ve seen out of most of these videos that have popped into my recommended section.
@fasteddie99706 жыл бұрын
4. "Back at the old trough eh? So much for his get rich quick scheme."
@dreamterry6 жыл бұрын
Excellent!
@MrSF2476 жыл бұрын
That's good! I was disappointed he didn't notice the 3rd one was a piggy bank.
@hellsyeah67686 жыл бұрын
Really good, but I would trim it to just the last sentence.
@elissamarcus81746 жыл бұрын
“You want my two cents? Cuz Bob sure doesn’t.”
@glendale66 жыл бұрын
Good!! With all that coinage in there, he won't be eating much
@Noonmail6 жыл бұрын
1:40 can’t afford the monster truck? I’ve got just the thing
@xTheOxx6 жыл бұрын
Makes me feel better about my own atrocious caption ideas.
@angelalynch44645 жыл бұрын
2:30 "The rhinoplasty business is booming in L.A."
@VinhPrag5 жыл бұрын
Best of all the celebrity caption videos I've seen.
@CrispyChknWrap6 жыл бұрын
Wrecking ball one: “can you turn the tv down, I’m on the phone!”
@wescameron83086 жыл бұрын
1:40 "Just remember not to fill it up after midnight..."
@thejuniorseas76836 жыл бұрын
Wes Cameron Mine was Gremlins reference too!
@jimmychops27145 жыл бұрын
The Caveman one: "Pardon me, do you have any "Grey Poupon"?"
@dsxmotorsports5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy chops it’s the perfect juxtaposition of how disconnected the super rich are with the homeless
@BachMaiMusic6 жыл бұрын
Gotta get Demetri Martin on this
@jurgeysamuel6 жыл бұрын
Yes
@killroy1236 жыл бұрын
@1:12. "Its a dream machine. Purrs just like a kitten".
@dreamterry6 жыл бұрын
Fabulous!
@SceneComparisons6 жыл бұрын
4:45 Could you hold on, Jimmy Page will be down in one minute...
@Cardinalbins6 жыл бұрын
dimitreze Is this your try, or the original?
@SceneComparisons6 жыл бұрын
mine, baby!
@elissamarcus81746 жыл бұрын
“Did you see that Jeff just got a promotion?”
@FilmHerald5 жыл бұрын
My comment for the car would have been "It gets 35 MPP!" "Don't you mean MPG?" "No"
@jcprs696 жыл бұрын
1:53 Sure he's rich now, but sooner or later he'll be broke
@bloggerheads6 жыл бұрын
0:40 "If you CAN'T see them, why did we break for the halftime show?"
@kylemccormick45895 жыл бұрын
4:50 “Sing us a song, you’re the nano man”
@truhill39865 жыл бұрын
A funny one for the rhinoceros one would be “well I don’t wanna point out the elephant in the room...” ba dum tss I’m sorry
@h4h4productions735 жыл бұрын
“I dont know what we expected moving into an all-rhinoceros neighborhood”
@judy-99996 жыл бұрын
The car with legs: "Once you own this baby, no one will steal it!" "Park anywhere; no one will come close to this baby." 😊👍🙋💞🇨🇦
@johnmartinez74405 жыл бұрын
Out of all the New Yorker celebrity videos, his resonates the most with me, because I imagine this is how I'd perform - not great captions, couldn't think of a captian for one of them, and really scruffy handwriting. Great stuff.
@TakeTheRedOne1st6 жыл бұрын
For the pig one I was thinking it could say "why doesn't he just buy his own food?" ... Because the one that's eating is a piggy bank... Get it? Lmao yeahhh that's not very good at all 😂
@thacrackfox6 жыл бұрын
Car Dealership: We sat right here in this room and went over this and over this... I SAID I DIDN'T WANT ANY TRUE-COAT! Rhinos: Honey the therapist said you need to be more assertive. Now get us a table.
@ihavenoidea646 жыл бұрын
Don't judge me for this. But 4:07- honey, Cheryl says to turn on the news
@justindtackett6 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!! haha
@Sashik6 жыл бұрын
0:40 "Life is just a game." 1:20 "This car is a beast." 3:08 "Larry, your vacation is over, get back to work!" 3:39 "Three pizzas, please." 4:57 "I want to become a pianist"
@JohnSmith-bv3bn5 жыл бұрын
"...Three years, 'hundred thousand miles, or hip dysplasia; whichever comes first." - Salesman "Some of us make all the bacon." - Pigs "Quite the watering-hole." - Rhinos "Get a job!" - Limo "We'll I'm sorry but I'm a 63 year old woman, not a linebacker." - Heaven or "...I need the trap-door again. I'll send his paperwork down."
@2taggs26 жыл бұрын
Instead of, "Is this Chipotle?" I was thinking more: "Pardon me... would you have any Grey Poupon?"
@23Guitardood6 жыл бұрын
Nick Jasper first thing I thought of too. Missed opportunity, for sure.
@aaronrussell73696 жыл бұрын
Which way to Jurassic Park?
@mesajarjarbinks97476 жыл бұрын
Best one yet
@christyneylon38294 жыл бұрын
Spinning off Adam Scott, the for sale monster car: “Instead of eating up gas, it runs on four legs!”
@CodeytheArtist6 жыл бұрын
3:19 "Welcome to New Jersey, Sir." Lol
@TheAirsoft2205 жыл бұрын
1:40 You should hear this baby purr
@kenmcdonald84006 жыл бұрын
This beast has fur wheel drive
@SummerHaze136 жыл бұрын
I loved this! Please do more
@OdditiesandRarities6 жыл бұрын
1:50 "The new Cougar" - "Don't call my wife that."
@NSpam-gp4uh5 жыл бұрын
4:05 “Hold on a minute Karen. Bless you sweet heart!”
@geemac72676 жыл бұрын
"These three idiots are rooting for the Jets, and I'M THE ONE that needs therapy?"
@amsvid5 жыл бұрын
2:09 "God, Bob has really changed." 3:26: "Honey, Miley's missing."
@RadarLakeKosh6 жыл бұрын
For the limousine: "I say, sir... Have you any Grey Poupon?"
@williamwolfe87085 жыл бұрын
wrecking ball: "That's right, Sally, they haven't collected the rent in 3 months -- what idiots!"
@krishnagandhi38526 жыл бұрын
0:50 “This isn’t even a house call!” 1:42 “I PROMISE he’s a good boy”
@billyconnelli88536 жыл бұрын
3:24 "I thought they said they were coming on Thursday. Oh well, Wheel of Fortune is on in an hour and I can't miss it."
@HighOnAmmo6 жыл бұрын
The one with the wrecking ball coming through the wall. "Wow, Ethyll. The Kool Aid man sure has lost weight!" hahah
@HighOnAmmo6 жыл бұрын
Mine would've been... "Sure it eats up gas but it can hibernate and conserve in the winter" yeah Adam Scott...Get ON MY LEVEL. LOL
@alexandra_the_greatАй бұрын
1:17 "a creature of some sort"
@ameritoast51746 жыл бұрын
1. You forgot the dryer Dan! 2. You are right, no one in their right mind would be a Jets fan. 3. I have a monster of a deal for you! 4. Do you think he will save any for us? 5. If you don't get here early it feels like a stampede. 6. Now lets see how last years lottery winner is doing 7. Close the window, I think I feel a draft. 8. Should I hold your calls? 9. I may be small but I play big hits.
@BornAgainCynic00865 жыл бұрын
1:27, you want performance, this beauty is a real beast.
@cassetiquette5 жыл бұрын
“Is this Chipotle?” made me laugh.
@claramiller63366 жыл бұрын
1:33 "this bad boy can fit so many human sacrifices in it"
@timsullivan45664 жыл бұрын
The last one screamed out at me: "No I didn't say I've GOT one - I said I've got one in my ROOM...no, I said pianist... PIANIST! "
@thisisJUSTlikestonewall6 жыл бұрын
2:27 oh my god, that reference to le rhinoceros is brilliant
@exodusfivesixfivesix80506 жыл бұрын
5:35 “No, no.... I said I have a small pianist that you should come see. “
@shainajoseph50406 жыл бұрын
2:17 "Yo Donny, we shoulda just stayed in Animal Farm."
@ThomasW215PHL5 жыл бұрын
3:20 “Excuse my my good man, do you have any grey poupon??”
@xir11110115 жыл бұрын
I love this man. Adam, please let me meet you, you seem like the best person to get lunch with!
@Punkyerbrainsout6 жыл бұрын
1:13 "She's a little feisty but if you treat her right, she purrs"
@easttoast425 жыл бұрын
For the wrecking ball one: "You missed."
@lateblume42086 жыл бұрын
4:47 "Hello room service? Im trippin balls rn"
@marinafishman21296 жыл бұрын
1:52 I have to say I loved his caption!
@CodeytheArtist5 жыл бұрын
My caption for 1:46 “You’re gonna love it, this car is a real beast on the streets.”
@stevengoomba64905 жыл бұрын
“Is this Chipotle” is freaking hilarious
@kayleighstover82255 жыл бұрын
5:00 "no I think the genie misheard me. I didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist."
@boyjurassic6 жыл бұрын
4:12 I would totally have gone with "No, I don't know what time he'll get in."
@smartpig5551196 жыл бұрын
2:39 "Knew we shouldn't have moved to the Serengeti, gentrified or not!"
@TheCentralflorida5 жыл бұрын
Piano "No....I ordered the tiny panini"
@thisklik5 жыл бұрын
C Burkens 😂😂😂great
@nicolab1776 жыл бұрын
1:40 "And this is our new hybrid model. Made part car, part beast."
@charkie58305 жыл бұрын
1:13 “what, you’ve never heard of a Jaguar? It’s like that!”
@willowchester36116 жыл бұрын
For the pig one: “Do you see a CHANGE in Gary?”
@Lowghee-Wan-Kenobi6 жыл бұрын
5:00 "... I'm just worried she's going to find out I have a tiny pianist."
@annekechan85135 жыл бұрын
3:10 “Would you like some grey poupon with your skewer?”
@TheChronicSquad6 жыл бұрын
3:24 “Hey, honey. We paid the rent this month right?”
@EvanMoon5 жыл бұрын
2:55 The guy in the limo yells “Do you have any Gray Poupon.”
@at8ax6 жыл бұрын
One demerit to the last cartoonist for drawing the piano backwards (the curve is on the player's right), and another to Mr. Scott for not recognizing a riff on a very old joke.
@livretallack99305 жыл бұрын
3:02 - “Get in loser, we’re going shopping.”
@alexpflaum62286 жыл бұрын
“Is this Chipotle” is gold 😂
@edwardshaw17433 жыл бұрын
0:41 "You see Doc he would rather watch a garbage fire than talk about this relationship" (Because the Jets suck) 1:48 "No we no longer say horse-powered" 1:54 "Look at he can't stop begging for money" 2:45 "I thought you said we were going to talk about the elephant in the room" 3:28 "Hey can I crash at your place" 4:09 "Do you want me to cancel your colonoscopy?"
@chelseashurmantine81536 жыл бұрын
This is the best one so far
@iLitTheSun6 жыл бұрын
1:13 “wait til I show you what’s under the hood!” 2:14 “There he goes again, stuffing his coffers”
@MaharbaRacsoChannel6 жыл бұрын
5. "I don't get it Hannah. What's so special about a nudist coffeehouse?"
@hannahs12535 жыл бұрын
0:45 "my husband thinks I'm deprived of attention... You don't think I'm dramatic do you?"
@julianbui88135 жыл бұрын
Pigs at the trough: you couldnt pay me to eat that! (One of the pigs has a coin slot on its back)
@plaZmaToad6 жыл бұрын
that intro sounded just like my alarm and i almost cried
@cheesecakelasagna6 жыл бұрын
Bilbenshire Cinema lmao
@niftythegoblin6 жыл бұрын
Right as I read this, _my alarm went off_
@sarahd12506 жыл бұрын
For the pig one “what a greedy slot”
@owenbackup28405 жыл бұрын
1:50 My caption “Eh.......I wouldn’t call it horsepower”
@TehInfamousLol5 жыл бұрын
underrated
@owenbackup28405 жыл бұрын
a nice warm glass of milk thanks
@Ladiesman-og1yv6 жыл бұрын
4:45 "Ya he REFUSES to play the peanuts theme." 3:24 "What eviction notice?"
@claireuicker79926 жыл бұрын
5:34 "Hey you know that new sound you were looking for..."
@AnonYmous-ib8qe5 жыл бұрын
3:29 “, barbara, i’m gonna have to call you back”
@george73766 жыл бұрын
Isaac Newton: *slaps car* Car: *slaps newton*
@FormerPigeon6 жыл бұрын
3:50 "I already have one ball and chain, thank you."