Jay Mohr | The Adam Carolla Show 3/27/2023

Jay Mohr joins Adam in the studio and the guys recount their respective stories traveling home from Tampa this morning. The two also talk about sharing earbuds on a plane, ghost hunter TV shows, and why civilization hasn’t improved asphalt yet. Jay also shares stories about being on the same flights as Johnny Mathis and Stevie Wonder. The guys watch a video of Jay performing on SNL as Dick Vitale which leads to a discussion about reading cue cards on TV. Next, Adam begins the Irate 8 of ‘March Madness Madness’ with Jay commentating.
Chris reports the news. The guys talk about an NYC store shaming shoplifters by posting his/her picture and the crime on a ‘Wall of Shame.’ This leads to Adam complaining about a local councilwoman defending catalytic converter thefts and proposing its decriminalization because it affects a certain marginal community. Next, the guys talk about the passing of a new bill in Idaho allowing firing squad executions. Adam proposes some new ideas on how to improve firing squads. Lastly, the guys chat about Jane Fonda and her appearance on one of Norm Macdonald’s shows.
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Executive Producers: Chris Laxamana & Mike August
Audio Engineer: Mike Dawson
Writer: Mike Lynch
Technical Director: Emi Funes
Producer: Ben Hayes
Assistant Producer: Byron Perez
Post Producer: Gary Smith

[@clintchilders8672]

Jay and Adam together is so hilarious!😀

[@MrBuketman]

Yes! Jay episodes are the bomb. Good job Jay for getting off those crack pills.

[@awesomedog01]

Jay Mohr! I waited all morning for Jay Mohr!!!!

[@TobyW360]

All jay morhning

[@tinman9713]

That Tracy Morgan impersonation was funny as fuck😂

[@borisdamole]

The one he stole from Bert? Ya that never happened to Jay....

[@kenh.5903]

Didn't sound like Tracy Morgan at all. The only reason I knew who it was supposed to be it was because Adam carolla said it

[@edquin8]

Jay needs to be on the show more often, get it on!

[@iangall76]

Jesus everyone just ran over Jay's line "Everything fits in your ass if you're sad enough" - HAHAHAHA

[@john-paulsilke893]

It was a golden drop of honey from Heaven. 😂

[@iangall76]

@@john-paulsilke893 100%

[@nyavogo]

A Founding Father-worthy quote.

[@crawfords11]

The name of his next Netflix hour

[@JeffAdairKTM530]

Jay Mohr for the win - good job team

[@systemicsystems703]

Jay keep it up, one day at a time. Those were the dayz!

[@aprilrawls5162]

I love Adam and Jay together such good chemistry ! These two should do the podcast together always! ❤️

[@tylermorrison7051]

Adam, your All in the Family commentary was spot on. Those were the days, indeed.

[@richb313]

Great show with Jay.

[@nathankenyonpattillo7548]

Go for it Norm, RIP God Bless

[@patrickmcguire7929]

Jay Mohr was in Funny form on this one😂.. some of his quick riffs were so good.

[@annehajdu8654]

He's😮uber😮talented.

[@robertwatsonsr.3744]

Excellent show 🎉

[@jasonoconner7863]

Heck yeah! Love me some Jay Mohr. :D

[@aivory1223]

I especially love the story about Jay slapping that squealing, unfunny, booger eating, front wiper, (Burp Kreischer) across the face. Hilarious..

[@jasonoconner7863]

@@aivory1223 You gotta wonder with Bort, what's True and what's him just embellishing a story as comedians / story tellers do. He's also a big gossiper / booze hound which a whole other bag of worms. I'm with Jay until the documentary comes out.

[@jasonoconner7863]

Not projecting but my old man was a booze hound and told some pretty amazing stories about how he was "not" coming home from a bar. _shrug_

[@thomasgentry6201]

Great show teared up at the end hearing Jay do Norm R.I.P never be another.

[@thomasgentry6201]

WOW Adams getting better only took 58 min. to Kiss Kimmels behind.

[@DamnZambambos]

Jay always brings it

[@annehajdu8654]

Sheeeeet.

[@jorgelopez9620]

Love that March Madness track

[@DreamsSketcher]

LOVE Johnny Mathis! What a treat to meet him. Yes he could have gone to the Olympics but was offered his first singing contract. Had to choose. Works out every day.

[@chrishight3043]

That was the quickest 1:42 minutes of the week. Jay always brings the entertainment. Thank u!!!

[@jakeshelton3890]

Always my favorite guest.

[@annehajdu8654]

Mine too.

[@SpontaneousEvolution]

Best guest 🏆

[@deluge99]

I love it when Jay is on he is brilliant.

[@annehajdu8654]

Agree.

[@jaymeswheeler]

Always so funny good job, Jay Moore

[@MrBuketman]

He’s probably my favorite guest. Also Harland Williams, Adam Ray and Fitz Dawg. I like how Adam randomly talked Jay into a 70-30 wheel spin.

[@annehajdu8654]

*Mohr

[@thomasplewka1751]

Never Disappointed with Adam and Jay great duo

[@79steelymatt]

There’s always time to listen to Steely Dan!!

[@napesdrk1174]

Love Jay, back in the Jim Rome day's I was a loyal xrti crue and Jay was, still is one of the best. I think of young Jay and not today's Jay in my mind

[@bajaborracho9139]

Slam man jay Mohr is legend in the jungle and will always be one of my favorite Rome stand ins.

[@jonbuckley5049]

Great impressions!!😂

[@bajaborracho9139]

That 12 minute cup of coffee at 4am. That is the most precious 12 minutes ever. An epoxy would seem to be the answer to pot holes but concrete won't hold up either. I live in SF and a bunch of my buddies work street repair. The streets are a mess all over California. JM is for real the Catholic churches in mexico are insane! That is the truth!

[@barrymartin1295]

I wish I knew about adam's woes. I would have drove the 4 hour round trip from tampa to naples and back.

[@annehajdu8654]

Jay Mohr is always funny.

[@napesdrk1174]

Made my 2 , 10 year Olds hear All in the family 5 or 6 times today

[@There_Will_Be_Bond]

1.13 lets do the whole f*cking village man. Great Platoon deep pull.

[@donnacobb4027]

You are so right Adam about Archie Bunker and Meathead

[@stuloving6937]

Give them a ten dollar hot shot of fentanyl. Never understood why lethal injection drugs cost so much

[@robtierney5653]

If we going to kill people be cost effective. A rope is reusable.

[@Gatordoll1]

Since you were traveling first class from Tampa to LAX I hope you got a lemon in your cocktail, albeit it was an early flight

[@napesdrk1174]

Michael Shanker, many 80s and 90s guitar guys say his name as inspiration.

[@JakeRoselli]

58:12 and we have our first Jimmy Kimmel reference...

[@joeschmo1194]

Adam bringing in all the most current and topical guests from 15 years ago

[@drilldesigner]

Jay Mohr always a welcome guest. Adam's show is just about shooting the shit, dont need top talent, they wont come for him anyway. He's too right-wingy now.

[@robtierney5653]

@@drilldesigner I'm just curious to see where that line is. Why do you say he's right wing?

[@tigerlily9981]

Charity from Adam. No one’s looking for Jay Mohr. None of the big podcasts have him on, none of the big acts bring him along. He’s a well deserved outlier.

[@joeschmo1194]

@@tigerlily9981 no he isn’t. He’s a jackass that stole material and comedians hate him. Like the rest of his guest this week and last

[@Lost_in_the_West]

​@@robtierney5653 people willing to speak the truth are considered right wing now.

[@kcinks]

Adam fucking nailed the All in the Family anology!

[@kcinks]

Hands down the BEST Norm impression....I'm late to the party I'm sure but, fuck...really!

[@erichcline387]

Spot on Norm MacDonald @20m in best I've ever heard, and on point.

[@widespreadGoose]

Very funny !

[@davevallely7129]

Maxipadda! LOL

[@donaldlandon1475]

Dude, it’s almost 10 minutes in and Jay hasn’t said 4 words

[@seltzerwater7894]

Lol a Daddy ghost "oooo how dat ass doin' ooooo"

[@charlesdavidwargo850]

When Mohr is on the show I can hit the thumbs up before I even listen... HE'S THAT GOOD.

[@Chris-mh6mt]

Jay Mohr being drafted into the Laker family and immediately become the funniest one. Sorry Lebron. Congrats on the nuptials Jay. May 1995 Playboy for his betrothed. "Action" was your best work. Easily. "Mr. Dragon goes to Washington." Great Speech. I miss Buddy Hackett. In hindsight maybe Jeanie is your best work. What's the Vegas odds on this marriage? Only funny if you do it.

[@georgebonney90]

I really like the new format

[@kidpizz]

In Japan they fix pothole in LA pothole un fixes your car what a country

[@bobs5051]

The Say Hey kid 1954 World Series!!!

[@Dr650rob]

A lot of people don't realize that half the time aftermarket cats will keep your check engine light on so you have to get the oem cats which are usually back ordered and around $1k a piece

[@ttken588]

Will a day go bye where he doesn't mention crying Kimmel?😢

[@thomasgentry6201]

Never will happen. Like Adam and his show listed for a very long time. His obsession with kissing Jimmy behind is very strange. Constantly it happens I would wager it happens 80 pct of all shows.

[@annehajdu8654]

*by

[@mjphoto45]

How he scores babes is beyond me

[@discernment8963]

They intentionally don't want to fix Potholes, as well as many other situations/items. It's a chickenshit form of job/manufacturing security.

[@TechnicolorThree1]

Asphalt, the renewable employment.

[@vanderhogie]

Hanoi Jane needs to you know.... Jay's great, I need to see 👀 his' show.

[@seltzerwater7894]

California legislation seems to based on "this is everyone's fault but mine"

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

Strange Brew!

[@jnmillonzi]

The airport is called Fort Myers (RSW)

[@creamcheesediarrhea1006]

There's no clinically obese ghosts either or Hooters waitress ghost's either

[@catatestrophe7499]

Why did you guys cut out Jay getting super hyped up about Adam’s rants? What kind of producing is that?

[@OvernightCountFraud2024]

Mister Buss 🏀

[@superturtle61177]

My grandfather used to tell us a story about how Johnny Mathis hit on him back in the 60s or 70s.

[@michaelhuyge9881]

Not sure that's a story you share with the grandkids 😉

[@shelaughs185]

Have Dave Landau on and ask him about his ghost story.

[@mr.d3102]

🤙🏽

[@cmartichick]

I saw him in Naples!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@usern4metak3ns]

Jay mors is still funnies. Needs moar impressions

[@berto_c3744]

What brand is that nicotine pouch he drops at 00:26:00

[@B.E.C.K.]

Zyn 6mg wintergreen

[@ProjectFairmont]

I volunteer at the REVs in Naples. Never made the connection with the All in the Family theme tune lyrics and the beautiful, understated LaSalle at the gallery haha.

[@kentanch2601]

Ft Myers

[@Fibonacci84]

Ft. Myers International Airport. RSW.

[@ILLEAGLE_34]

Yo!

[@ihateutube1143]

If you love potholes,come to Ohio

[@annehajdu8654]

Or Michigan.

[@katevand]

Jay lol is fucking funny 37:50

[@AlreadyShort]

whos the leprechaun on the right☘

[@ratfacedudeguy_]

Gotta side with Jay here. Irate Eight tune is tits of the juiciest and most voluptuous variety. I'd love a rip for some remixing and other fun that doesn't demand complete reconstruction/emulation, though the particular timbres used surely would not be at all difficult to happen across in perusing any retro themed synthesizer or sample library

[@PissChaps]

1:15:36

[@twobirdys]

FedEx the merch bag back to LA and take an Uber or a taxi to Tampa to the airport and sleep in the car. This is not difficult…

[@bradetroit]

Get @Fanuc robots programmed to automatically take care of business on your death row firing squad

[@AnthonyL0401]

Jay disappeared right around the time podcadting was taking off. Good timing lol

[@borisdamole]

Ask him why he stole Bert's story?

[@nathankenyonpattillo7548]

Why not

[@kenh.5903]

"a hole with the highest danger rating" Yeah I think I dated her.

[@nathankenyonpattillo7548]

Who else is walking around with a fucking catalytic converter?

[@keeganshigh]

Jay does an impeccable Norm.

[@annehajdu8654]

Impeccable.

[@michaelhuyge9881]

1:41:18 ... GREAT show. Norm in "Mike Tyson Mysteries" is beyond hilarious!

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

Haha! Chopin wasn't a classical composer, Ace Man.

[@deborahchard9274]

? A Romantic composer? Tell us please

[@ZeroESG.goopootoob]

@@deborahchard9274 Yes, Romantic.

[@nathankenyonpattillo7548]

O g

[@vanderhogie]

Adam... I might just miss the vital organs, and now, working on getting back on target. Within the next few weeks or two.

[@robtierney5653]

What is she suggesting, a stolen converter sold to a fishy repair shop? Because every repairer I know, buys those parts wholesale, or directly from O'Reilly or Autozone. There's no reason for a stolen car part to end up in circulation. Treat it like a pawnshop. If police show up and find a stolen item. It's on the Pawnshop for having acquired an item they should of known better on. So they get burned rightfully. And if they can see a pattern of stolen items showing up, charge them with conspiracy.

[@PissChaps]

1:08:11

[@nathankenyonpattillo7548]

Concrete doesn't either

[@gregy1570]

no-gina-higher-ratings;great-job-chris!

[@nathankenyonpattillo7548]

Probably less than 5 percent on the other end of a glory hole

[@biasedconfirmations]

What happened too Jay? Did he open the arc of the covenant?

[@krazykkarl]

Still married to jeannie buss.

[@AJ-ox6yi]

@@krazykkarl Not married yet.

[@sdot5389]

Fell off the wagon a few years ago. Got divorced. His podcast fell apart, so did his career.

[@matthewgardner5983]

oh my god, Jay looks so old

[@annehajdu8654]

We're all old.

[@MassillonObie]

I’m with you. I love Adam but the stories about LA and LAX and Ventura etc. I’m from Ohio. It loses me for big chunks of the show.

[@wayde9892]

Hey Jay we don't control when the call comes in. Uber sends scheduled ride request out up to 40 minutes early sometimes.

[@annehajdu8654]

That's ridiculous.

[@wayde9892]

@@annehajdu8654 I agree