Speak No Evil Movie Spoilers - Just Leave the F***ing Bunny!

[@bruh_hahaha]

I involuntarily shouted “Oh c’mon!!!” in my theater when they turned the car around to go back for that f’n bunny. 😣

[@calloway1972]

That happened in the (much worse) foreign version.

[@calloway1972]

I guess after seeing that one .. where the couple was 10x as dumb as the American version .. I'm cutting these guys some slack for not getting out of there.

[@earlsmith2524]

I agree lol

[@cbc067]

Bruh.. just tell the chick ya your bunny is safe in the trunk. Call 911, roll credits

[@cobymclaughlin3453]

There were so many moments when I was SCREAMING internally for the family to do something ANYTHING, but they always made the stupidest decisions😂😂😂

[@anitaknight3915]

The father's character was sooo spineless, wimpy, pathetic, and passive. I enjoyed the wife, children, and other characters though.

[@rayvonvelez3129]

If i was a kid and i did that over a toy and my parents wanted to get outta there. I wouldve gotten the belt.

[@gigiarmany]

and rightfully so...learning priorities is crucial

[@main9613]

As Cliche as it may be, they shouldve just wrote Agnes to have an asthma attack and left her inhaler. That way it would lessen their stupidity in going back.

[@anitaknight3915]

That bunny was not worth that headache. I knew when they went back for it in the original their fate was sealed.

[@robertwoodfill969]

You're right that would have made more sense!

[@catdog568]

Omg yes!!

[@Lucky-r7y7w]

The point was to show their stupidity, I think.

[@Rockysbeats]

she could of kept the inhaler in the support bunny, (some cuddle toys have a zip pouch). since she always has the bunny on her it would be a logical place to keep an inhaler. that way they could of had 2 reasons to go back. and panicking over losing the bunny would cause a panic attack which in turn would cause the asthma attack to increase creating a sense of emergency and being in the middle of nowhere seeing their daughter panic would cause the parents to panic and they wouldn't even think about it they would have no choice but to go back and it wouldn't seem like a dumb decision and the audience would totally buy the reasoning.

[@thejuiced1_]

“Make the male weak and not able to protect his family” or a “Barbaric Antagonist” . This is the modern American movie. 🍿

[@coffeebean_tamer]

By the third act you just didn't care.... the young kid was like dropping hints constantly and the daughter is like I don't understandb😂 parents are so daft

[@JonnyAugz]

Have you seen the original?

[@RMFeminine4TheWin]

*i'd be like: "Agnes, honey...umm, ya know what's worst than not having the bunny? BEING THE BUNNY!* 😳🐇🍲

[@baileytate3938]

This is the first movie where i hated the good guys just as much as the bad guys. I would have been fine if all the adults died lol. The two kids were smart enough that they would have been okay, probably better off😂😂😂

[@fosterseth]

the movie is pretty self aware -- "why are you doing this?", "because you let me". Great line

[@jbjacobs9514]

Why are you doing this? Because you were home. Sound familiar?

[@fosterseth]

@@jbjacobs9514 it doesn't, but now I'm intrigued. What is it from?

[@turnerburner922]

@@fosterseththe strangers

[@jbjacobs9514]

@@fosterseth If you're not being facetious, it is from 2008's The Strangers (and all the sequels).

[@fosterseth]

@@jbjacobs9514 ah haven't seen it yet

[@Manchester1990]

They get Paddy on the ground because the girl stabs him with the ketamine shot how did you miss that lol Was their prize goose not a chicken Also might have missed this detail but you said the weird chef guy randomly conveniently turns up but if you remember when they all come out of the loo to say goodbye Paddy is tailing off a phone call on the landline - presumably to tell him the endgame is about to happen

[@KuraiDeath]

Wait!!! They got away then went back for a stuff animal? XD WTF! That is the dumbest reason to every go back to people that you don't know and creep you out enough to run away from. I knew the movie was going to be dumb, but I did not think it would be that stupid.

[@Cheezpopcorn]

Going back for the bunny made me want to reach into the screen and grab them by the hair. Aaaaaarrggh!😅

[@Main_Khamakha]

Guys, guys! It's the premise of the film they can't chuck it out of the window. If the parents were as decisive and strong willed they won't have a movie to begin with. They couldn't say no to their daughter's tantrums (who btw is clearly shown neurodivergent with an emotional support bunny) because they were not able to say no in general 😅

[@kicknowledgesmith8608]

As dumb as it was , if they didn't go back, the little boy would still be a victim and there would have been many more.

[@SuperAhmedAK]

The movie establishes the boy can’t write English, he tried but in a foreign language

[@Lucky-r7y7w]

Yes, but the miming, he should have mimed!

[@catdog568]

Omg your review had me laughing out loud!!😂😂 u legit said basically everything I was thinking🤣🤣 especially the stuffed teddy part!!🤣 ur re-enactment of them doing the screams on the hill🤣

[@SparkleFilms]

At least they fought back, the family in the original one was even weaker. They didn’t even do anything.

[@leah2476]

Atleast the wife had common sense

[@danfors1333]

It's kinda pathetic that the Dad has the lowest kill score in the family. Mom scores 2 solid points, daughter and little boy share a kill, one point each, but the dad is still a virgin by the end credits when it comes to killing. Not even shooting the fox. That marriage will never last.

[@JonnyAugz]

He killed Paddy's car at least.

[@Airjet2582]

Wasn’t it the same with the original Danish movie, the father had to drive back to retrieve his daughter’s bunny?

[@Shlogger]

that's reeetarded..lol

[@Buzza235]

Yes but the bunny was just under the car seat which she found after the father went back into the house.

[@Shlogger]

sounds stupid af.

[@skribbleskills]

Yes and it was stupid in both versions! 😄

[@neonswitchblade]

Next time, you should yell, "STROOOONG FEEEEEEMALE LEEEEAAADS!" to the tune of The Lion King.

[@trikicks]

The big plot hole at the end got me is why did the dumbass husband stop INSIDE the gate to go and save Ant, thus trapping his family and their car in this crazy family’s estate.

[@johnharris721]

Can't watch movies with stupid, willing victims. Just can't.

[@thejuiced1_]

Yea, especially unrealistically dumb male characters who can’t protect their family.

[@SalA44410]

I would love to know what the "juicebar" budget was for this flick, cuz McAvoy is def hitting it hard between takes!

[@skyfly5899]

I got into a brawl for the first time in years at age 50. This psycho idiot was clearly having a very bad morning and proceeded to kick my car and punch my window. Against my my wife’s wishes of 36yrs I stupidly exited our SUV with the sole purpose of diffusing the situation. I was also wearing my new cast from a broken ankle that happened 3 days prior. What unfolded next was an unexpected exchange of violence that started with his sucker punch that I should have seen coming right there in the Whole Foods parking lot at 10am. When all was done 30 seconds later, my newfound acquaintance was snoring on the ground with an exploded nose and needing several thousand dollars of dental work. My wife and I left the scene of the crime like criminals despite my actions being pure self defense. For the next 48hrs I expected police to show up at my house with multiple charges. Luckily that didn’t happen. What did happen that night and the following days was sex with my wife like we had not experienced in years. She reminded my how I should have stayed in the truck, but how hot it is that she is married to an Alpha Man having dropped some punk 20yrs younger while casted with a broken ankle. I do not advocate violence. But this clown had clearly gotten away with this kind of disrespect before. I hope that our exchange gave him some lifelong wisdom. It also lit a fire within my middle age soul and our marriage. I was lucky he didn’t have a gun or knew how to throw a solid punch. I grew up in Boston and had been in many fights in my youth. Those skills came back to me along with so much more that I thought was gone forever. Being an alpha male could land you in jail or worse, but I am grateful that it is a character trait that may slow down a bit, but will never go away when push comes to shove! My wife and soulmate also agrees! Be careful out there and stay frosty at all times, you never know when you may have to defend yourself or those you love with mortal combat. This unfortunate incident of unexpected violence refueled my soul and my confidence. I wish it had gone down differently without violence, but the end result was a gift that keeps on giving! Next time I will stay in the car and dial 911….maybe!

[@galdavelon]

What?

[@boomerbob5115]

Bro shut up

[@Geo-lk6hg]

aint noone reading all that

[@alexgirl8336]

Loved your story. You write well, especially if you typed this from your phone.

[@erickaspiras9941]

Why are people in horror movies stupid? Can we not have a smart horror movie?

[@leah2476]

The daughter injected Patty with the needle that caused him to become paralyzed

[@rosamariabest6069]

I love your Ben impressions. The first film kind of makes sense as to why the couple didn't stand up for themselves. Danes are known for being very polite and they don't like causing tension. So, the first film takes that to extreme.

[@MistaShawn]

The Beta and Mary Sue VS Chad and the submissive

[@michael1326]

I’m here for the flossing sound effects 😂😂😂

[@PaigeWashington-q2k]

As soon as they got to their house I got the ick so bad I thought I'd break out in hives. No FKN Way my kid would sleep in a separate room and On The Floor WTF. The STAIN in the bed and they Still slept there?? I didn't need Any violence to happen before I'd be gtfo and leaving the beta or damn comatose husband behind me. The tension in this movie was top tier.

[@corkyschilling4699]

Saw the movie last wknd. I was screaming on the inside as to how much of a p#$sy the character of the husband was 😂

[@infantrymusic6371]

Easily the most infuriating movie I've ever seen! It's actually impressive just how stupid this movie is, I guess I'm even dumber for watching it till the end!

[@coffeebean_tamer]

Welcome to Blumhouse 1 hit 9 misses

[@gemhay8896]

OMG, love your dab dance moves to Cotton Eye Joe 😂😂😂 Had to rewind 3x to rewatch 😂😂😂

[@onyiturner5345]

James Mcavoy 😍😍😍😍😍

[@stef082773]

OMG!!! I live for your reviews🤘🏼💕

[@calloway1972]

You should watch the foreign one. Those people just let themselves get stoned to death at the end of the movie and I don't mind spoiling that depressing crapfest. Hard to believe .. but the folks in the American version were 100x less pathetic, not to mention at least there was an attempt to get some sort of motivation for the bad guys this time around. The she-boss aspect of the female character in the American version really grated. That wasn't present in the euro version as both of the main characters were lunkheads. The stuffed animal thing was in the foreign version and it was just as stupid .. just surrounded by even more stupidity than this one.

[@callinglast]

"Fast forward" LOL!!! I just saw this movie and thought the same thing, Leave the bunny! Everything that happened after the moment they turned around for the bunny is Agnes' fault and I hope she knows this and I hope her parents never let her forget it. LOL.

[@alexgirl8336]

Well, the dad was weak. He didn't want to deal with his daughter's agressiveness.

[@dfa3366]

I didn't care much for the Dutch version either. 2/3rd of this movie pretty much is the same as the Dutch movie. Same stupid decisions. The bunny...both movies. The daughter in bed with the strange couple...both movies. Them deciding to stay even after these weird encounters. Yes the Dutch ending is different from this ending. We Americans want satisfaction and revenge.

[@veynz1]

Can somebody suggest ONE horror movie WITHOUT stupid characters and stupid writing?

[@swishpronoob]

Alien?

[@alexgirl8336]

Kind of comes with the package. Otherwise, you may as well watch a documentary.

[@veynz1]

@@swishpronoob Sci-fi horror...okay

[@veynz1]

@@alexgirl8336 Does it have to be that way? I mean why can't there be horror with intelligence?

[@sarahb6570]

Ok, i’m throwing it out there - do crumplers even exist? Pls make yourself known. It’s blowing my mind, i cannot even fathom such a thing…

[@Cheezpopcorn]

Kids I've worked with in Day Care settings are definitely crumplers. Therefore, wash hands to the entire birthday song...twice.

[@ManojL1004]

Adam - you know they couldn't leave the stuff animal bunny - it was the most important character 😆

[@VinElliott]

Yea, when they went back for the bunny, I WAS DONE! I can look over things when it comes to horror movies. BUT that scene i was rooting for them to die. But we know they wouldn’t happen.

[@patoloco1000]

The kids should’ve survived because they were able to hide so well. When they came out, they should’ve found everyone dead and then heard a fire truck coming to the house. That would’ve been a much better ending

[@CreepyBoris]

STROOOONGGGGG FEMAAALEEEE LEAAAAAADDDD!!! 💪💪💪

[@relltv8231]

Hit the button if you believe the husband was the weakest character 👇

[@Ghostgamer84]

The original ends with them snatching the child right out of the backseat of their car after getting her own tongue removed. The parents do nothing. Then the babysitter drives away the kids and the parents get literally stoned to death while doing nothing. It was just as infuriating as the remake but in a different way.

[@Lucky-r7y7w]

And why didn't they call the police before trying to escape.

[@Lucky-r7y7w]

But really, Agnes was my least favourite character. I either have a very high opinion of middle schoolers, or Agnes is just dumb.

[@robertwoodfill969]

@adamdiesmovies thank you for mentioning the opening scene of the movie of the boy going up on the car drive - I didn't realize the significance of it at the time or how the scenes bookended the movie from his perspective...

[@larrychu6396]

I enjoyed the film but always enjoy Adam’s making fun of anything 😂

[@HevyMetlDave]

I didn’t know people bunched up toilet paper to wipe, it just doesn’t sound right. They must go through a lot of toilet paper. 😂

[@jacquelinecallejas1390]

Apparently the original is even MORE frustrating. There is a moment where the victims are being driven by Patty when Patty pulls over to pee on a tree. The father stares at THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION for about 90 years and DOES NOTHING. He does NOT go over the center and floor the car and get away from the guy he KNOWS wants to kill him and his family. He could have saved his family and chose to do nothing. IF ever there was a guy who deserved to be pimp slapped by Jesus it would be original movie dad.

[@danfoster-hy8mo]

God you're funny. I'm new to your channel. This video was better than any movie I've seen in forever.

[@tambor34]

At least there was a strong female lead !

[@lsimon343]

Adam, if I had a dollar for every time you gave me laugh out loud I have about $5000 dollars

[@jazwilly85]

Repeat along at home "STRONG FEMALE LEEEEAD!!" Because it's about time.

[@anitaknight3915]

I was glad because that husband was pathetic and someone had to stand up for that family!! Both were too polite and passive doormats in the original.

[@aplum4218]

Uh, Sigourney Weaver, Katherine Hepburn, Claire Huxstable and the list goes on. Where have you been????

[@victorbottino7886]

whilst acknowledging your frustration im going to suggest that that might have been the intended prism for your perspective; i also might suggest seeing it again i think there is more depth than you might be perceiving at first…im certain there is.

[@norrie007]

Thanks Adam. I’m 39 and I only now learnt how to wipe my arse thanks to your tutorial lol

[@teejaye6226]

These were characters with no sense of self-preservation. Quite boring, actually, once you realize they are idiots

[@fifth_noble8022]

Some people just prefer a crumple! Damn!

[@bryandavismoviefan]

Cotton eye Joe was a banger back in high school in Wisconsin. Best part of this review.

[@peanut5604]

How you review movies is so honest I love it lol I too have the same thoughts when watching movies I see it through a cyclical lense most times at this point just because so much garbage has been pumped out last couple years.

[@AndNowThis..]

I’m team folding. 💩

[@larrychu6396]

The original is way different for third act or like ending .

[@matthewlugo2417]

Yea and I think its better

[@hero227]

Was there a reason to have this remake, 2 years after the original? Am I missing something?

[@Buzza235]

Money

[@ChristianKrogh-Denmark]

The original had some balls, that the American version is lacking 🤷‍♂️

[@Rockysbeats]

Why do they keep making movies so infuriatingly dumb like this movie, Trap, The Substance, Long Legs etc When you consider the amount of time effort resources and talent that goes into the production of a movie at these large scales why not just make the situations and actions of the characters logical. its mind boggling that the creatives involved get all the way through production and release not caring about making a logically sound experience

[@dbdeets]

I would have rather liked to see a good old movie feud, here between the original and the remake.

[@PaigeWashington-q2k]

so glad i dont watch tv and all my subscriptions are ad free. i figured out early what happened but the reveal was satisfying. Ant had me in tears. He did try to write her but it looked like German or something, he didn't speak english.

[@joancampbell7995]

Sure, get it

[@edboymovies]

So this was as necessary a horror remake as The Strangers

[@oscaranthony9652]

Great stuff😂

[@xeniumcms6388]

In the original the family does die 🙂 Still a frustrating movie to watch.

[@seanrobertson3462]

My wife and I felt the same way about the trailer..every damn movie we went to we had to sit through this trailer…I was rooting for all of them to die 5 minutes in.

[@Cyborg1101]

Thank you, Adam We have the wife who is a *Stroooog Femaaaale Leeeeead!* I don't have to watch the film, I prefer your spoiler 😎 🍿

[@RowanRiverstone]

The original was so mind numbingly stupid I couldn't see how a remake could be any better. Glad I didn't waste my time.

[@stephaniebee30]

Side swoop 😂😂😂😂

[@aplum4218]

OMG!!! I am dying laughing!! You are hilarious!!

[@ronaldsprowal9978]

Im Glad i didn't go to theaters to see this

[@Shlogger]

man. this movie looks like a mess. lol.

[@meitalelimelech1483]

Sounds like a great comedy

[@anthonyhayles-sd6no]

It’s a brilliant movie. But your rant was also brilliant.

[@Tha_Trigga]

Oh my God!!! I held off on this till i watched the movie. I wanted to wait till I saw it first. This review is perfect. The dad is so weak I think I'd rather marry the dick pic. This reenactment had me crying! The only thing missing was roasting the couples for their refusal to grab anyone's gun after the first time. They could have taken bearded guys gun when he was dead and Louise could have taken Paddy's gun when she sprayed him. Then wait for paddy or the wife to come out of the bathroom and blast them. But alas, they didn't.

[@CineFanatique]

How dare you disrespect Hoppy the bunny by not using his chosen name !! lol 😂 I would love to see how this would have been with a diffeeent cast and script and director … oh I can just watch the 2022 version !! lol 😂

[@keirenle]

It was a stupid original movie. Then it s Americanised to suit the taste of the mass

[@tituspannell6009]

Babies aren't stupid man. That's not funny. Their precious darlings, and sad to say, not everyone can have them.

[@wood1066]

The original ending was better. Even the director of the original movie doesn't care for the remake's ending.

[@Buzza235]

The remake ending was a complete cop-out.

[@SLOTHSRIDEUNICORNS]

I would cry if I lost my stuffed animal.

[@17samalex]

I liked it a lot

[@kellyperez1778]

But the new generation need these mistakes so they learn 😂😂 I loved it haha great movie lol

[@ArtemisandOllie]

More dancing. ❤

[@JohnMack-f3f]

There is zero chance I’ll watch this knockoff of a better film.

[@ArtemisandOllie]

Another option-start scratching yourself “You’re making Mommy so upset she scratches now. And now, look, Mommy’s bleeding.”

[@larrybrown7706]

Love ur stuff. Ur a funny fucker

[@bojanspasovski303]

Watch the original one form 2022. It's much much better. It has a different ending..

[@turnerburner922]

Speak no evil movie doesn’t work in an American setting. EDIT: I meant it doesn’t work for people born in America. The culture of America isn’t taught to be nice to people for no reason. The 2022 movie has a culture where this makes infinitely more sense.

[@joancampbell7995]

It's not set in America

[@theblackpinoy]

It doesn't work as an American remake. Simply because its antithetical to American sensibilities. ​@@joancampbell7995

[@turnerburner922]

@@joancampbell7995I corrected my comment, I don’t mean the literal setting but I mean it doesn’t work from an American perspective. The 2022 movie makes sense because Danish people are taught to be kind to others. Americans would never fall for the stuff that happens in the movie because of our baseline attitude.

[@allermenchenaufder]

@@joancampbell7995. They are an American Family. Also, the Boy was strong in character/ courageous to run away and seek help. Very scary premise. Similar story here in the States where a man invited a Mother and her two teenage daughters for a ride out on his boat. He murdered all three.

[@Jade05925]

Too much..

[@jberry855]

Damn! This movie must be bad because this review sure was! 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

[@changotv5847]

You cant do better 😅

[@MasonGrant0704]

I didn't like the movie; I get the point of the movie. They were just too annoying for me in this remake and of course this American remake had to give the wife her girl power moments, but the husband was still a bit@@. A least the original had a more powerful and realistic ending.

[@1outof1_]

😭😭😭😭

[@chrismosquad1056]

Spoiler: Hi, sitting in my car. Just walked out after they threw the kid in the water. Ha! Stupid movie.

[@chrismosquad1056]

I applaud anyone who made it through. Couldn't tolerate the poor decisions anymore. Even the kid, why didn't you run away when you're in the city?

[@chrismosquad1056]

Best decision I made all day was walking out. 😂

[@chrismosquad1056]

Also, you got the sub. This was so cathartic for me. Strong work!

[@AdamDoesMovies]

Hahaha, appreciate that. Good for you for walking away. I have started doing that with streaming shows. If it can't get me on board after an hour, I'm done.

[@Tha_Trigga]

They already got your money.

[@stinkerbelle6595]

💀😂