Adult Life with Gary Workman

[@TheKillfish]

Part of being a grown-up includes not being phased by eldritch horrors, and being able to deal with them through a simple dismissal.

[@GodlightTheTranscended7745]

"You're not real!" *VVVVWWWOOP*

[@IceysVoTV]

LMFAOO@@GodlightTheTranscended7745

[@meganlogan8198]

That wasn’t an eldritch horror it was one of the “funny things that the factory air does to your mind

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

Oh no, that's just a birth defect

[@DetectiveNyx]

​@VixySkonk google exists

[@huhneat1076]

2:23 "You're not real" Gary Workman is the most capable being in the xploshiverse

[@icyatlasartworks]

The only being as powerful is the viewer in the horror wiggles video, since just existing keeps them safe from every wiggle in the area

[@juanelgamer4569]

sorry but that thing actually was not real lol, it was one of the "funny things that the air in the factory does to the mind of Gary"

[@the_yelo]

@@juanelgamer4569wrong it was Damaged Soul

[@seratope]

even so, gary workman cannot defeat the horror that is dementia

[@squidink4887]

The XCU if you will

[@sebastian53194]

This animated short movie is a blend of "What do children think adulthood is" and "What adulthood actually is".

[@PerfectionReincatnated]

Yes

[@somedork7389]

I think this is your best work yet. Unfortunately, all this fun has given me a hernia and now I must lie down.

[@Carlitoxjojojo-g5b]

"Unfortunately," I can see that Pooh is scared again.

[@peacrab]

really? me too

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

Must've been the smiley face dog poo.

[@thelostbackpack5275]

This was funny

[@bryandeswarte153]

2:00 sorry I do need to fraddle. We grownups had no one to talk to

[@SoulSukkur]

having to budget for the first time in my life, this feels like a personal attack.

[@emPatheticShow]

I love Xploshi because she makes comedy / horror videos that refrain from jumpscares and easy jokes. You either laugh the whole time by it's absurdity or feel deeply, deeply unsettled. It's such a delicate and fine line to tow, and they do it with flying colors everytime. Great vid

[@PaperToDust]

I disagree, this one was done with sitting colors because they are tired from having too much fun.

[@moosetwin]

yeah the newer videos refrain from those things but the older ones don't

[@alkine.]

the joys of adult life have been unraveled, thank you for sharing this information with me gary workman

[@mildbuffaloenjoyer9510]

The absolute splendor of home grown air

[@timohara7717]

Gory workmon

[@Thisisabagel]

​​@@mildbuffaloenjoyer9510 I agree because the air in the water factory does funny things to your mind

[@catsdogswoof3968]

​@@Thisisabagelgory workmon

[@theplaguedocta]

Gary Workman is extremely powerful, he’s able to make eldritch horrors and hideous abominations disappear simply by dismissing them as fake.

[@quickerster]

Ghost catchers better start counting their days

[@catsdogswoof3968]

Hea like nuh uh

[@SirJimmySavileOBEKCSG]

There are 3 rules to follow when caring for your Gary: Avoid bright light, Don't get him wet, and whatever you do DON'T feed him after midnight!

[@thomasawl]

J-Jimmy Savile???

[@Noperison]

What

[@IllousionsTrappedintheYouTube]

my god… he’s a Munchie

[@ByronHawk]

Those Gremlin Gary's!

[@alkine.]

i accidentally fed my gary after midnight, what should i do?

[@thegtopia96]

this is what all the kids are gonna fear when they already hit puberty

[@ptolemaicfoxxo3032]

Gotta hit them with the dread of late stage capitalism at some point in their lives, might as well crush their spirits while theyre still alive

[@Noperison]

Yes

[@KaylanDoesNotCareOldChannel]

Im 11 and 8 days

[@alex.g7317]

@@KaylanDoesNotCareOldChannelyou count the days?

[@bloodorange7428]

@@KaylanDoesNotCareOldChanneldon’t tell strangers on the internet your age, especially someone as young as you. There are evil people.

[@DoctorTex]

I love how everyone who dies in Xploshi videos never die in a normal way. They always distort, or fade out, or turn into a tombstone abruptly.

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

"You're not real" is my favorite moment

[@albertskoften1452]

It's so judgmental.

[@ask343]

"The clock is ticking" is mine

[@CesarSalad69]

Mines is the "its seems tat ive forgotten where i live"

[@dont_mind_myname]

Same lol

[@kaiokendo]

You're too fun

[@waosmp4]

1:25 this was the biggest show of happiness and ecxitement gary shows in the whole video

[@MarvinEatsABrick]

"Good for them" :) 👍

[@Nvaehlo]

As someone who's moving into a dorm for the first time tomorrow, I feel this was needed.

[@SirJimmySavileOBEKCSG]

I'm growing old waiting for this premiere to begin!

[@glumbortango7182]

*we are aging rapidly, the time is nigh*

[@lunarbcy]

Oh boy!

[@disgustingrat4839]

shitebails, thats right, shite bails, this implies that somebody shate all over their bails, or even worse, intentionally rubbed somebody elses or their own shite, all over their bails@@lunarbcy

[@McBean1331]

Lol.

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Get yourself checked for symptoms.

[@krycklund]

This is probably your best writing yet, i like the mesh between the insane analog horror shit and the dry humor. They def compliment each other.

[@Yolowxd]

Without a doubt one of the best animations you've ever done, it's perfect and reflects everything very well. I'm only 18 years old but I'm afraid to live like this would be horrible, a masterpiece.

[@timohara7717]

I mean you won't live like him, at least you could live a terrible life maybe so it's more fun than this

[@GooberInternet]

2:23 is just so funny to me. Gary just says "You're not real." so casually to a regular Xploshi demon and hes just right!

[@the_yelo]

he’s the most powerful character

[@GooberInternet]

@@the_yelo I'd still have to say it's Jacksfilms. Man killed his dog by patting it as lightly as humanly possible. And Gary can't even say he's not real. *He's the only Xploshi character that is.*

[@the_yelo]

@@GooberInternet i’d say its kinda like bugbo, gaslighting people into nonexistence like he did with mayor quentin

[@SmashHit_Pro2010]

you're not real,

[@jimdaizel463]

Glad to see that the lore of the 1984 universe is still being explored

[@WeaselDuster]

Thank you for this fascinating documentary about adult life in the UK. In America we usually just shoot 'em when they get too old.

[@RikRandom]

As a resident of the UK and future sufferer of "old", I fully welcome this solution.

[@0dayswithoutincident934]

Ngl, this feels like a British PSA to the dot.

[@ShinoSarna]

or make them President

[@Oweblow]

America, land of the free.

[@Pinhead_larry265]

Na, In the US when we don't want to bother with them we throw them in nursing homes

[@lukefox718]

One seriously overlooked line is "we in the walking fandom have a saying: every blister is a blessing.". He participates in a knows what a fandom is, he's eerily accurate to what one of us would be like at his age.

[@timohara7717]

Epople overlook it because you can barely here

[@asageadayart]

even though he's made out to be boring he's a very silly guy 0:31 like just look at this that's the epitome of silliness

[@unnofrancoc.deleon6502]

There is a to do list on his refrigerator that says "blink at least once" he actually does this at the very first scene he appears in.

[@moosetwin]

I like these types of horror videos without jumpscares

[@roadkill_52]

Capitalism is real life horror

[@Maniac_l23]

This is just... life in the UK.

[@metalandmagic1424]

​@@Maniac_l23terrifying

[@SillyMcG00b3r]

Gary: “your not real” goofy ass thing in the corner: *seizes to exist*

[@quickerster]

Avarage flridian austlia creature vs old being

[@Joaco8.10_2.0]

1:34 "just kidding, i'm disabled, i can't walk"

[@helloolleh_dis]

LOL

[@coconutTF2]

"just kidding, i don't exist, i can't do nothing"

[@helloolleh_dis]

@@coconutTF2 LOL

[@rythfan528]

'just kidding, nothing exists. i hate my life.'

[@Runtbro]

@@rythfan528LOL

[@That_One_Xatu]

So glad to see more representation of the walking fandom in media.

[@ScottGamring]

"You're Not Real" There's something on the way Gary says it that's just so unbelievably charming hilarious and a bit depressing

[@arandumuser478]

Wow! Thanks Gary Workman! Now I no longer have to worry about growing old!

[@orangnejones]

I hate how relatable this is to modern life, despite the fact I have yet to live it fully.

[@Ambipie]

This is why some of us ADHD bearing adults dont take Ritalin or in my case Concerta. I would rather die VIOLENTLY than behave in a state like this all day without my brain cells hitting together.

[@JoshFloor]

Completely unrealistic, how would a workman like Gary know the word "fandom"? Other than that spot on adulting

[@twindrill2852]

Fandom as a word has actually existed for a while.

[@asageadayart]

because he's in the walking fandom

[@RedHorizonz]

All he needs to get by is a dictionary, he had to read it from somewhere

[@Cookee6630]

As an adult, I would like to tell you that this video is the first time I've experienced fun since I once knocked down an exit sign at work with a forklift!

[@JoeCapo]

1:03 did anybody notice that he eats his bran cereal with a knife and six-tooth fork?

[@joeypickering5273]

Who doesn’t eat cereal with a fork and knife?

[@Aussiedoesstuff]

😂😂😂

[@HarvoSpoon]

this informative show has inspired me to make the senior homes in my cartoon like jails where people are arrested & stored for the crime of "old" and the staff are like prison wards

[@ewgrosswhy]

This made me feel extra weird because my grandfather‘s name was Gary Workman- kind of a jumpscare to see his name pop up in my recommended lmao

[@JoeCapo]

I watch this video at least once a day, every day since it was published.

[@LumaYolanda]

Dictoinary is sincerely one of my favorite books ever.

[@ScooterCat64]

This is more relatable than it should be

[@funfan2345]

yes I also work in a water factory

[@creampuffe]

You should call your doctor ASAP, you might be suffering from old.

[@masonf7332]

If this is relatable then I feel really sad for ya lmao

[@RicardoLuciano-q5z]

I feel so seen as a member of the walking fandom! Thank you, Xploshi, for representing us.

[@Gabonation]

I am glad to know that i found gary workman to help me prepare for the future when i become a adult

[@jeremyroskes5391]

I love how he handled a scary hallucination just by commenting "you're not real"

[@jeremyroskes5391]

@tophatsquad6798 are you kidding? I'd probably end up in an asylum if I saw something like that

[@-Wormified-]

This looks like something you’d show to kids in highschool to inform them about what “actual” adult life is like after college.

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

"The clock is ticking" The simple of statements are the most terrifying.

[@ManleyReviews]

Your ability to make background music that's 96% non threating is an artform few have managed to master.

[@asharpnotbflat]

I was so excited to finally be an adult. Now I'm having second thoughts

[@creampuffe]

I'm sorry that you're suffering from old. I hope it gets better for you.

[@ArtieRaccoonReviews]

Not really, you don't have to deal with your alcoholic parents anymore

[@AlexofZippo]

Ngl, I kind of feel some affection for old Gary. Man’s just making it through life. What a positive outlook.

[@yxd0x]

i feel like this could be an actual short series if done right

[@kagechu2005BISVG]

I think we need more of him. Once I reach my elder years, I'll follow Gary's advice! Thank you, sir!

[@Otterino]

Good lord. With two "Just kidding"s in one day, it's no wonder he has such low tolerance for whimsy. He must have been saving for months.

[@helloolleh_dis]

As you can see, Gary Workman has a good taste in lunch. Nothing is better to swallow than _oxygen_

[@commonshrub3849]

I just turned 18 last week and I already feel this happening to me

[@siiashr]

upon watching this, i instantly aged to ninety and my heart is about to st

[@Gehstek_Leyine]

welp, my defibrillator is lost in the mail, so this one's a lost cause

[@Gehstek_Leyine]

welp, my defibrillator is lost in the mail, so this one's a lost cause

[@waywardman7897]

welp, my defibrillator is lost in the mail, so this one's a lost cause

[@winniedoves]

welp, my defibrillator is lost in the mail, so this one's a lost cause

[@ITbb10]

welp my defibrillator is lost in the mail, so this one's a lost cause

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Three weeks later I do think I’ve decided this is my favorite video of yours

[@Da1realmememaster]

I was expecting master surreal horror, but instead I got master surreal comedy. Amazing as always Xploshi

[@legoislandstuff8773]

“it seems I’ve forgotten where I live.” such a mood fr

[@nescartridges]

he seems like a friendly guy

[@Laporte124YesLhuguenySucks]

“Just kidding, I’m not friendly.”

[@ParakeetStudios3]

This is depressing. I felt my soul leave my body watching the repeating cycle into madness and infinity. Good job dude! 👍

[@YOBBYWOBBY]

Probably one of the most wholesome videos on this channel

[@NORMALBOYZIM]

I love these videos, dark and sometimes funny. I’m just really happy that this channel is still going to this day💕

[@billyworkmna]

Glad to know old Gary's doing well. We had to ostracize him from the family because he had symptoms of old.

[@fruitfullyGeneric]

why is this so comforting...

[@YumeBasil]

This video made me suffer from symptoms of "Old", and now I'm dying.

[@RetroTaylor94]

I was having a lie down when you posted this. Sadly, I do not have a phone or entertainment screen to watch it. I will continue on with my lie down, now.

[@Dumb-worm]

This makes me feel an emotion that doesn’t exist

[@Hungrymetip]

Petition to turn gary workman into the canonically most powerfull being in the xploshiverse, based on the fact he is a NORMAL adult, making him inmune to the natural weirdness of the xploshiverse

[@cronchyskull]

The greyest living room in all of existence. ... And it's obligatory Live Laugh Love poster.

[@DumbfireyisjustDumeglo]

Yes

[@Bmat-da-acoustic]

I love this animation because it is not that gorey and scary like the others. It is just kinda sad n dull. Just like a random short film you'd randomly get recommended.

[@pixelverse48]

Now we know what to expect when we get old thanks to Gary Workman!

[@Boetacular100]

"We in the *_walking fandom_* have a saying: 'Every blister is a blessing.'" -Gary Workman 2023

[@SpecOpsLOL]

Thank you Gary Workman for helping me grow into adult life!

[@Hexaltra]

Gary blinked more than once during the video. Good for him!

[@bananapeel8457]

How come nobody mentions the music at 2:08 it’s a bop

[@frenchballwasthere]

what i the music

[@mildbuffaloenjoyer9510]

My favorite book ever is the dictoinary

[@theninjahackermanguydude]

gary your- your shifting objects in this reality gary are- do you need to lie down for a minute

[@ParakeetStudios3]

This music actually slaps plz make a full version of this soundtrack 2:08

[@the14thgamer31]

The fast-reading text, for those who couldn't read fast enough: Davehendricksford Wilkinson has kicked the bucket! Employees are advised to decontaminate their innards before proceeding to lunch break or using the restroom.

[@sebastian53194]

Good job, mate 👍.

[@gageblymyer]

I feel a surreal sense of both comfort and emptiness at this.

[@BugsyFoga]

Gary really knows how to live the life .

[@dabom2173]

gary workman is my new favorite guy who speaks about life, better than forestt gump by far. he has such a way with words!

[@ZPRStudios]

J U S T. K I D D I N G.

[@nadinelapierre410]

J U S T K I D D I N G

[@pixel__huh]

Gary reminds me of the narrator from the stanley parable

[@youhavemeremoments]

0:47 one must wonder what literary masterpieces reside in the "Dictoinary" for Gary to retain his sanity in his adult life.

[@dontbeadarnfool]

So if he reads the dictionary does that mean he also reads the urban dictionary

[@VanillaBizcotti]

I love a big helping of air myself

[@ablosch2452]

This is why you stay in school, kids. So you can get a job that isn't so unsafe and unsanitary, and still afford a television, toys, tasty food, and a car.

[@reubendensmore4648]

Gary Workman needs to be in a part 2 for Athena P's most powerful fictional characters.

[@nyxcat3621]

Honestly, as someone with psychosis, the part where he just tells the demon hallucination to “stop that” is pretty accurate

[@Interpainter]

2:21 this was funnier without music or sound effects tbh....

[@mpa-vr]

0:37 " there are no _toooyyyss_ " why is the exaggeration of "toys" so unsettling for some reason 💀

[@Band__geek]

It’s better than seeing him stare into your soul, unless he is reading his very good book called, " *Dictionary* " . Just kidding! He lost his bike to be happy. He was happy that he lost it, and he enjoys eating air, so much reminding me of my own home!

[@TEOX977]

Theory that Gary is an all powerful entity that uses his powers to work longer on his daily 9-5

[@TomCatShitposts]

A very informative video, thanks Gary Workman.

[@Modern.Warfare21]

gary looks like a adventure time character

[@Certified_Trash123]

Man I wish I could just go “your not real” to my sleep paralysis demon and he’d go away.

[@fizzypizzel6477]

Its a good day when Xploshi uploads!

[@jackismemeish]

This is like the type of stuff kids think adult life is like

[@arandompasserby7940]

I couldn't help but smirk when I saw that "live laugh love" sign

[@bonehairreptile]

I was hoping for a parody of adulthood, but instead I got a documentary.

[@TacoTurtle6]

I showed this to my younger sister. She doesn’t play with my grandparents anymore.

[@gerarddip]

He’s like a British Joe Pera

[@LogmanFX]

0:46 I found a mistake in this video! The book that says "DICTIONARY" is misspelled

[@dontbeadarnfool]

Well some things in videos are misspelled as a form of entertainment while making the video. Watching the clip over and over again you do a light snort before seeing it again for the 6th time