Adulthood Expectation vs. Reality

[@unhinged]

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[@sophiesheppard9544]

Being an adult is soooo weird, I caught myself playing Aquarium Simulator super high and eating pizza and had to pause the game and reevaluate things

[@liapania]

your taylor swift takes are so real, someone needed to say it

[@mcride_80808]

pls he’s not the only one to say she’s overrated, and that’s no shade to chris whatsoever

[@JadeIvey-h4v]

@@mcride_80808anyone who likes Taylor swift just likes whatever everyone else likes

[@sadiebrowne8997]

“i hadn’t had water or eaten all day so i ate flaming hot popcorn” 🤣 ily chris

[@kateepena]

Chris oh my god, I’m 32 and I’m a machinist and I’ve been doing my current job for 3 years now. But I set drills and tools to cut into big ass engine crankshafts that are worth thousands of dollars, and run the machine, and use a fork lift to move my parts from area to area, and like 6 times a day I’ll think “Wait I’m just like…. allowed to do this??? Without supervision?!!” It’s worse also because it’s the same job my dad had when I was in high school and he supported us all on wtf IM MY DAD AHHHHH

[@sweet648]

“Wait Im just like… allowed to do this… Without supervision?!” THISSSSS 😂

[@angelinamilkie5538]

Sometimes real life drama is way better than the drama we get from TV shows 😂

[@cupcakes1087]

I miss my childhood! I still have my child-like heart but I would love to play outside all the time again! ♥️

[@hdog4474]

Same. I think about this daily.

[@vitor22peixinho]

Chris: I grew up 💁‍♀️💅 Also Chris: Olives? 🤢🤮

[@Xplreli]

Liking certain foods has nothing to do with age. It’s just a preference. Some people have different tastebuds than you.

[@jheienyy]

@@Xplrelibro can’t take a joke

[@liapania]

What I would give to wake up tomorrow and be in my childhood again. I miss it so much, you’re definitely not alone in feeling that way!

[@jaclynelyse]

I just love the fact I know the podcast can make me laugh, but yet you went through such a rough week & yet, here you are, so much respect to you & all you do. Sending love to you and booger

[@carmaalbertson8622]

Chris. Thank you. This was perfect timing. Thank you so much. Love you bunches.

[@hananellson6500]

Okay listen Chris, don't call me out like that🤣🤣I love all my 14 waterbottles😭😭 ahhhh I do need to get rid of some 😆

[@Jeannette311]

I basically stopped going on social media because it just made me so upset. I was ghosted by my bff once she moved and my other two once they got married. Everyone else is back home and I just feel so sad. I’m much better off socials.

[@gabbin5414]

I’m sad about not being a kid anymore legit everyday. Not just you Chris

[@themillennial_mama]

You could not have articulated your opinion on Taylor Swift more perfectly.💯

[@crycowgirlcry]

Adulthood is the biggest scam I've ever been sold. I Hate it. I have had so many health issues the past year that it's so depressing and I don't feel like myself. I would do anything to go back to 18 year old me who had her whole life ahead of her and made way too many mimistakes

[@fie1917]

I’m so so so sorry about you’re dog 🥺🩵 I hope she’s doing better now

[@jacobosak111]

I was so hungover this morning, I needed this to listen to. Thanks king also cute necklace but it should be crystals

[@madelync98]

Hi Chris I just wanted to say I’m glad we exist at the same time:) thanks for making me laugh in such a dystopian world

[@pepperment1]

Perfect timing that you posted as I’m just now starting my choressss❤

[@g0th_bunn13]

37:44 the reason planes board from the front to back is bc the back end will be too heavy and tip it over.

[@ChristineHoltTV]

This episode was literal medicine ❤

[@xxshorty816]

"You guys can guess what my extracurriculars are..." Getting high and shitting your brains out, obviiii

[@cheefgreenleef]

Thank you so much for reading Taylor's infantile aura. I feel seen.❤

[@wrencollective]

about the plane boarding thing... apparently they did test different methods somehow and figured out that front to back is almost always faster (no i didnt get it and cannot explain) but goodness me would it be wonderful to do it back to front

[@anthonycedillo9982]

I’ve noticed over the past hand full of episodes you’ve changed the flow by removing the producers… not that I don’t like them, but they weren’t the focus and I’m glad it’s just you on screen now 👏

[@Xplreli]

7:59 is so real

[@friendlyneighborhoodbogwit2122]

topic: the sex ed you got vs the sex ed you hoped for

[@kristinawaughcrafts]

I feel like discussing trends a hundred years ago could be cool or the worst but I think it would be cool to see what we were doing a hundred years ago but the same year (1924)

[@felicity9904]

I could not say how many times this podcast made me audibly laugh out loud😭😭

[@elizabethroberts525]

I actually love how you embrace the parts of you that could be seen as unfavorable. Working on doing the same 💕

[@JessicaRenae]

I’m in the middle of watching this BUT I resonate so hard with missing childhood or not appreciating it the way you do now. I also think that time period was.. SO KEY it was one of the last points where people were present and finding joy in weird small things 🥲 I feel like my brain would be less cluttered if I didn’t have some of things we’re constantly exposed to. I went on a tangent LOL but I hear you and feel that. Day by day Chris 💜💗

[@jennycoehrs9701]

I love pistachios & cashews as well, but yes they are not cheap. I don't care for pecans, but recently tried praline pecans & love them. Praline pecans are ridiculously expensive too. Like why? It's insane what they charge for anything these days!

[@jeannetterw]

I've come to grips with the fact I'll never own a house unless it's on 4 wheels. I'm an 'elder' in my field (41). Soooo like no one's trying to snatch me up for higher pay. Almost like I have too much experience = expensive. Hiring 15 twenty year olds with no experience you can fire at whim is fiscally better, if you're a total asshat.

[@MelissaMasters]

Requesting at least one Jennifer Coolidge impression per episode please 😂 (however the more the merrier) ❤ and absolutely FUCK blue cheese! It’s vile 🤢

[@squish2771]

I haven’t watched yet but can’t wait!!!!!

[@kelliezufelt4357]

i’ve been watching u since i was 17 (i’m 24 now hehe) but ugh u just say shit and i’m like YES THATS SO ME esp as another middle kid lol i love you

[@mela7084]

i’m watching this now but 4 months ago my dog also had gastroenteritis😭

[@maddie4190]

So, the area I am from i heard had a hep A outbreak a few years ago and I’m like huh. Doesn’t surprise me. LMAOO

[@libertyfindley1599]

if you board a flight from front to back, it will not distribute weight properly and can fuck w the plane and takeoff

[@kaitwbu]

the way i unfollowed so many people yesterday because of their vday posts 🥰

[@LaurelLaneBowen]

loved this episode

[@morganaustin8967]

Please deep dive why 2016 was the best summer ever

[@maureenoien]

I need that popcorn you’re talking about. My mouth watered 🤤🤤

[@unhinged]

ITS INSANE

[@1.ghostqueen.1]

Ohhh my god I did not notice the face in the wall until 28 minutes in 😭

[@Longdiddysparklepop]

Becoming an adult really is a trip, and not a fun one. You have more freedom but that comes with more responsibility. Ive been thinking about that too. I also wish i was better prepared to be an adult. Especially knowledge as far as finances and money wouldve been really useful 😂

[@KweenKakes81]

Residential schools for native Americans Needs awareness

[@cupcakes1087]

I mentioned to do other years! ♥️

[@cheyannebolluyt5187]

Yessss Taylor has not grown up at all

[@Basedsyd]

i’m 2 minutes in but chris we love youuuu

[@emmy16661]

I agree Taylor swift needs to grow up.

[@hannahfishkin8216]

**adds jingler to resumé**

[@melissap.9548]

What you said about Taylor swift is kinda what I feel about Nicki, I’m not a fan of her anymore and haven’t been for a while. But omfg itty bitty piggy was and is a fucking smash

[@lizb6313]

You clapped and played pickle ball? Have you been listening to the Ive Had It podcast? You gotta do an episode with them!!!!

[@hannahcarney2351]

Need a meg and nicki video

[@chloemiller2096]

Listen to older by lizzy mcalpine and you’ll sob

[@anissen]

FUCK traveling bachelorette parties LMAO, im spending too much to be part of your wedding to begin with. Video idea - retelling history or housewives seasons so we can get on the same page about the important things hehe

[@jacobosak111]

Meg’s been dissing Nicki. Listen to the music

[@sqwuishslay]

as a swiftie, i respect the opinion on taylor. super valid shes lowkey fake LMAO

[@Lunala326]

My edible just hit and all I could focus on was the face on the wall and whether it was real or not🫣😂 love you tho💜

[@deannamariebauer]

Hot take 🙄🙄 I'd love to get paid for getting dogged on and hated just to turn around and be able to quick fix whatever it is that people hate me for with a quick pinch and zip zap 🤣🤣 also would love the tea honestly 🥴🥴☕☕ it's desolate and dead out here 🤣🤣

[@deannamariebauer]

I stand with Chris on the celeb musician loyalty thing I like a lot of music from probably if not all most genres and yeah I agree we all grew up hearing Niki Minaj and she had some bops back then which will probably remain in my music archives in the back of my noggin forever does that mean I agree with everything she does? Nope same for Dojacat and Bowie and probably a plethora of others fame and the lime light and upbringing all play into everything just ya know be careful what you follow and or let into your life....

[@traderjoesmacncheese]

PROUD BLEU CHEESE HATER 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@hdog4474]

Ditto.

[@dayanadrillich3070]

2009

[@kaleb.5246]

Applebees is so underrated!! Lol

[@simmymimmy1]

It’s the mold of your face on the wall for me

[@lojoinpoho]

That issss… a whole lotta yellow.

[@cheyannebolluyt5187]

What happened to the crew?

[@LaurenHarris-n7s]

Chris why are you and me the same person

[@madisonedmisten1854]

I’m early as hail 😂🎉

[@geemorales3555]

Taylor swift disrespecting the grammys is the (no offense) dumbest take ive ever heard. Not a swifty but these HUGE award shows are a joke & notorious for being rigged, which is why eminem doesnt attend anymore. Lana?? Good that Taylor took the opportunity to self serve.

[@rheawinter5614]

❤❤❤

[@kararandles]

Omg first ??? Hello I love youuu

[@victoriaaa64]

I'm the 13th view! Wooooo! 🙌🏻

[@unhinged]

WERK!!!

[@lilyharris1014]

u should have an episode where u have a hot take on crazy moments in history and have brittany broski on cause u know her big brained ass would love to put her two sense in! 🩷🩷🩷🩷 love u chris

[@RemiReagan]

Just because I live for her doesn’t mean I’m going to die for her 😂

[@sydneyconstant03]

Chris, I just wanted you to know i watched this episode to help calm me down from a panic attack so thank you for your service 🫡🫶🏼