New Puppy Nightmare

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[@rachaelelliott6628]

I love that you always give credit where it’s due while also being your original version. Starting a new segment by mentioning the people who inspired you, recommending the red light mask and Katie in the same breath… it’s giving honesty and gratitude and it’s making you glow.

[@SarahELynchDesigns]

The first advice seeker set a boundary in her OWN home with a so called 'friend', if that 'friend' can't abide by the boundary that is not a friend. Leave her in the past and move on to better friends.

[@lilly13666]

the girls boyfriend should’ve laughed at the girl walking out shirtless to humble her

[@anndoherty3434]

Period

[@vsailorsv]

Could you imagine going to pick something up off of fb marketplace and being greeted at the door by Chris Klemens? I’d be gagged

[@waithatscrazy]

as someone who has trained multiple rescue puppies, you are doing everything right. you are trying and doing your best, and it’s with love. just know it’s normal to have doubts, regrets, bad thoughts, etc. - it’s because it’s frustrating. this is a safe space to vent ♥️. appreciate you for giving the dog a try before fully committing.

[@caram227]

Also it can sometimes take around 3 months for them to “adapt”! They’ll get there, he’s a great dog dad.

[@Kenn0o0]

I definitely agree that like it's okie to be nude and undress in front of your friends BUT your friends have to be ok with it, especially if they have spouses. Like it really depends on the person and the couple. Hell, some peeps could care less and others do. Whether or not u agree with how they feel definitely respect boundaries.

[@carmenlittle9454]

I love the way the editor always zooms in suddenly on Chris whenever he breaks his train of thought with an "oh my god" 😂

[@StrawberryMoon4444]

Better help allegedly broke its privacy promises with customers and share their personal health information to Facebook, Snapchat, and other third-party Advertising platforms. Two class action lawsuits have been filed against better help. DO NOT USE THEM

[@liapania]

i’m in hospital and this is exactly what i needed to distract me. thank u king

[@abigaiillillian]

i hope everything is going to be okay!

[@Stephaniemickle]

Hope you’re okay ❤ hang in there, sending you love and healing. ♥️😘

[@Logibear97]

Thank you for the life message Chris, it happens to be very relevant to me right now and I actually was talking to my therapist about it but in the way where I'm sort of comparing my life goals with other people around my age and getting discouraged because I haven't done everything by that same timeline. This year I have no set "resolutions" but I am hoping to get better at being nice to myself and being more courageous when it comes to things that seem intimidating or impossible to reach because I'm too old or whatever the case may be. Hopefully this made sense lol, but I love the podcast and you inspire me to embrace my weirdness and be unapologetic about who I am. So thanks and I hope you're having a good day!

[@jenna7422]

8:11 I think if the author is being truthful with how the friend went about it, then the author is justified with her reasoning. There are no such thing as coincidences and it’s funny how this happened with the boyfriend in the room. I am not shaming the girl in any way but BFFR

[@holisticalchemy]

I liked the share segment! It's nice to hear your thoughts and life perspectives. You've definitely grown a lot over the past year and it shows

[@madelync12]

I also feel a lack of direction in life and feel like every day should be magical. I feel so lost and not content or feel like I’m on the wrong path waiting for the good stuff to start happening:/

[@carlydiskin1998]

I may already do therapy once a week but man is this my second weekly form of therapy! Love you Chris! You never cease to make me smile! ❤

[@rosegrim01]

Chris, i also just got my first puppy, a rescue and you worded the unique stress and mindfuck of it all perfectly. i have spent so many days feeling like an awful owner or like i’m failing but it’s literally been two months and he’s not even a year old. big old mindfuck

[@Doctorimposter]

As a psychiatrist… the friend in the first advice segment is 100%% histrionic and none of that was okay and she was definitely not in the wrong.

[@ratherbfish1ng]

Omg as an esthetician i LOOVE to hear you talking about red light & paulas choice!! 💞

[@brianaedwards6606]

The way this just made my day!! Just lit up some deliciousness, poured a glass of wine and ready to laugh so hard I can’t breathe 🙃❤️

[@unhinged]

oh u are getting into the fantasy

[@brianaedwards6606]

@@unhingedyour vibes make it effortless!

[@holisticalchemy]

And omg I've been feeling SO lost this month so when u said that it's wild

[@cupcakes1087]

I have been feeling stuck and a bit lost, too. I’m working on a few changes in my life and I’m following my instincts!

[@taylorsaylor4716]

I just started the real housewives of salt lake city because of you!!! Saving that podcast episode for when I finish. So excited. I needed a new show

[@tommyplitt3176]

I’ve been sleeping on your podcast but now I’m binging every episode lol. Keep up the good work :)

[@Liiiiiiiiiiiiish]

I so needed the last portion of the share segment tonight.I’m not really able to explain succinctly, but seriously. That was a really lovely reminder that i deserve the life I create in my daydreams. In the most depressing way, my dream is to live in a cute little house with my cute little husband and dog with my little community, creating art and writing and making a difference with my other professional skills. Maybe I’ll take a class after work because I have the energy for it. Maybe I’ll work out and feel healthy. This isn’t unrealistic. I can make this life happen. 😍🥰😭

[@m0mosvid]

me vs folding & putting away my laundry while listening to this bc i’ve been putting it off all weekend👀

[@mia21436587]

lol I’m from Memphis so there’s people literally getting shot driving down the interstate DAILY. It happens and it’s scary. Be thankful you just have stupid drivers and not stupid drivers with guns.

[@teableu]

Not a week after I adopted my second dog, did he need to be rushed to the vet for a bowl obstruction surgery. His previous owners never said he ate objects. He cost me $4500 😂 but he's still with me today. Dont regret it, but they are expensive lol

[@emmamadison2311]

I’m 30 and I feel lost too. I’m not working a “dream job/career”. The positive side is that I’m not married and with kids.

[@trashyvirgo9356]

i also have a dog named kiko and we have sooo many nicknames for her! kiko biko, tiki biki, and freako just to name a few, it’s a great dog name

[@ronni3005]

For the first one, girl no, you’re not insane or a total bitch for expressing your boundaries with your “friend”. IMO It’s weird that she’s been wanting to be your friend for years despite the fact that she doesn’t seem to respect you?? Like Chris said nudity is fine or whatever but as long as the other person/people are okay with it. There is a time and place. When you expressed that it made you and your boyfriend uncomfortable there shouldn’t have been any ifs, ands, or buts from this friend. She doubled down to make you feel like shit so she can get away with her behavior. If she needs attention that bad whatever but she doesn’t need it from YOUR boyfriend. I think that some distance was for the best.

[@elisashtray]

no girl because when you stand up your cheeks close up, when you're sitting they stay spread, therefor more access to the hole?

[@CrtnyNicole]

YESSS! I just scoot forward and lean forward, but definitely need to keep the cheeks spread so I can wipe more thoroughly. I also use wet wipes bc dry toilet paper does NOT get everything, but will probably invest in a bidet at some point in the near future. I honestly can’t wrap my head around the fact that people stand up to wipe 🤣

[@pamela892]

H is not what I expected and I'm here for it 😂 same!

[@Allien0va]

I’m SO glad to know that someone else experiencing folding laundry having a chokehold on their lives 😅

[@breemichelle8688]

The whole kid Sephora thing has been all over Tik Tok and you sitting here basically confirming it is actually Insane to me 😂 who is taking them there ??

[@rhiannonmari1096]

Ikr I'm half horrified half jealous of them I swear 🤣

[@tieragibbs3045]

I used to go there as a kid over 10 years ago, it isn’t new. parents bring kids to the mall and let them walk around with their friends

[@missy2491]

The art behind you is BEAUTIFUL!!!! Who is the artist?!! 😮

[@swimmachica]

I suspect the reason he only has cams on him now is there was something brought up when Sam left. Maybe that they should get paid more for more additional contributions to the show being on cam. Either that or Chris was so upset about the impact of Sam leaving on what’s supposed to be HIS show that he decided to cut Justin & Jake so the show’s vibe wouldn’t shift so much if either of them left.

[@themachfivepets997]

Just before my 31st birthday I quit my toxic job and I'm figuring it out all again. It's scary ... but worth it!!

[@merryk8noashley]

i LOVE THE ART ON THE WALL!!!!!!!!

[@alizsamarie4913]

Such a good edition to the family ♡♡♡

[@tieragibbs3045]

I like the painting more than the window 🫶🏼

[@supposedlysamantha]

first advice seeker: that girl is not your friend, she is a fan of your boyfriend 😂

[@libbylib6635]

Standing to wipe is really fucking wild

[@RemiReagan]

The things you said in this podcast really helped me

[@amberamber7841]

I think at LEAST 50% of people are the same way with laundry for absolutely no reason😂 I’m one of them too🤦🏼‍♀️😅

[@itsalwaysadrienne]

last person, it seems like it started when the boyfriend came into the picture unless i’m wrong idk. but the first thing that came to mind was maybe she didn’t like the boyfriend or the idea of her being in a relationship in general for whatever reason

[@kayashley81]

I LOVE YOUR ENERGY IN THIS VIDEO I FUCKING LOVE U BAYBEE

[@dorinapenapoet]

The way I just clicked right on this thirty nine seconds boom. Love you, Chris, you're amazing.

[@cupcakes1087]

I hate colonoscopy drivers when I’m driving!

[@jflovesB19]

Yes to the kids at Sephora ! Also they are gonna fuck up their skin they DONT NEED actives unless it’s for like acne! Even then 🤦🏼‍♀️

[@LucyCloudMusic]

sometimes to help me get shit done, I take an edible and watch one of YOUR videos while I do my laundry

[@muafashionista]

you look so good with the yellow💕

[@peachnecctar1658]

the way i ordered those face products the second you talked about it

[@candaceingram9584]

I work at Sephora and Omggg don’t get me started on these kids😩😭😂 also how do they have so much money?! Some of them are spending hundreds?? Also they ruin all the testers it’s disgusting

[@shelbysinger]

i like SHARE! it is awesome to learn more little tidbits

[@makaylamcglon8497]

You gotta stand up when you wipe man ! I feel weird putting my hand in the toilet 🥴🤣

[@autumnfinney4571]

I knew chicken nuggies were from a chicken, but I did think that chocolate milk came from brown cows 😂 and white cows made white milk 😂

[@autumnfinney4571]

And I only stand sometimes!

[@autumnfinney4571]

I have only watched housewives of Salt Lake City because of Chris too 😂

[@kadecliffordprettyradtho]

I just joined your Patreon lovin the unhingggged content

[@isla4733]

Kiko sounds like my dog. So full of love but it comes with destruction of everything you hold dear if not crate trains. Definitely get her when shes a bit older some high value chews such as bully stick (dont look into what those are) or collagen chews they will keep her busy and not eating your carpet.

[@noahalexander734]

love the share moment

[@waitimshy]

tell yourself you deserve to have clean clothes ❤

[@ariellehickman296]

I sang The Killers reference at the same time as you lmao

[@XrainbowXcookie]

Wait where's Sam, Justin, and Jake 😢

[@caram227]

My 9 year old wanted to do skincare… so I got her CeraVe haha. But I’ll give it to them, these kids are gonna have great skin forever 😆

[@patriciamtoscano]

As someone who uses cera ve, I feel attacked

[@kyrasmith4975]

I miss Jake and Justin!

[@nickanthony5350]

I stand always have and my boyfriend and best friend fully tried to GASLIGHT me and say that was weird... like you cant tell me that sit wipers either a splash their hand 😳 or b don't thoroughly wipe!

[@krystal_marlana]

No cause Chris, I witnessed a car accident yesterday someone just backed into the car behind them like slowly….👄😭😭😭

[@Plurrbabehannah]

Request: Chris I love you, 10/10 stars I watch you all the time, but could I make a request and ask that you change your painting? I love art, I love your style, you take creative risks, you prompt discussion and controversy. I am so here for it, but I can’t stand that painting 😭🫶🏼

[@jenniferkenney6095]

Please tell me we aren’t that far gone that we don’t associate chicken nuggets with chickens 💀 wtf did you think it was?!!! Omg…. I’ve been known since 6 years old?! What?!

[@JadeAshly]

What brand of red light mask is he using? I didn’t catch it

[@krystal_marlana]

Also u good I still got them Christmas decoration’s up😭😭

[@StinkyDuane]

Just came here to request your opinion of Lindsay Lohan during the 00's when it was her vs Hillary Duff

[@miyamiyamiya69]

half up half down wipe forever

[@Babymarie0420]

Loving this setup Chris!! Smoking a jay while watching this and the set is GIVINGGGGGG visually along with ur beauty radiating per usual🥰😘 love you so much babe!!🍾🍾

[@alyssagolden4444]

I like your new podcast set up just by yourself! ❤

[@mattymahar5531]

Dunno why seeing this upload unleashed an old lady shriek from mouth

[@kendallmiliotes6821]

if a girl tried to get at my partner anD even tried to go to the extend of getting any sort of nakey in front of them i would end up in jail that night

[@cbeesknees]

drop those skincare links

[@miaturner4134]

Hunny you’ve gotta make a skincare video now!!🎉

[@jenb6910]

Im a stand up wiper due to my big booty 😂

[@hayleebeckin3622]

Chris big fan love u girl but sometimes your advice is SO bad 😂❤

[@daniellesotir3]

8 minutes ago! This is the fastest I've been able to catch an episode!

[@almasakrvavac3995]

Chris you 1000% mispronounced my name but I will let it slide for the fact that ily

[@StinkyDuane]

Sitting down

[@MomoDucky21]

What happened to Jake and sam and the third one whose name I can’t remember for some reason.

[@averypoffenberger171]

the H category sent me

[@jacobmclean-l8z]

you obviously wipe while sitting down… because you spread your cheeks and keep them spread due to the force of you sitting on the seat, you don’t have to stand up and contort yourself. simply reach beneath, and thoroughly clean. Of course a bidet is preferable. But standing most certainly is not an option for a civilised human being. 💋

[@milesgilbert6452]

posted 6 minutes ago…. i need to be put down 😭

[@peachnecctar1658]

havent missed a podcast video or one of your regular videos in years. im so grateful i found your channel

[@Stephteoo]

I love you

[@missbejazzful]

Chris, I‘ve been a subscriber of yours forever and really want to support you. But the betterhelp spon is… disappointing. Like get any sponsor, do any kind of ad but not betterhelp. Look into them, they‘re SO problematic and I know if you knew all the issues and criticism you wouldn‘t recommend them, especially because you too know what it‘s like to struggle with mental illness. Please, I beg of you and Jake and the whole podcast team to end that sponsorship.

[@addiepence601]

SLAY

[@kayleygraham123]

people are getting worse at driving since covid and its likely bc every covid infection causes brain damage (theyve done studies on this) so people are more dangerous behind the wheel. and covid can also cause emotional regulation issues so people are becoming angrier driver too lol

[@dreamycece]

i'm so early

[@courtneyciara2745]

The putting off cleaning totallyyyyy sounds like executive dysfunction🫂🤍 one of my biggest struggles as a neurodivergent person truly