'Ben-Hur' And 'Kubo and the Two Strings' | On Cinema Season 8, Ep. 5 | Adult Swim

[@Nitruix]

Mark's ability to suck all of the joy and comfort out of a shot is actually incredible.

[@UsernameInvalidTHIS]

Ever see The Comedy? He was great as the landlord in that.

[@wrarmatei]

"is actually incredible"? what led you to believe his being a schmuck would not be awesome? He's fucking hilarious.

[@esinach]

That's his exact character on the Tv version of What we do in the Shadows too lol.

[@lonobl7575]

K strass

[@jansenart0]

Well, he IS an energy vampire.

[@manderson147]

The fact that they finally fix the AC and it’s So goddamn loud in the background is ridiculously funny

[@MovieManMark]

As soon as I heard Axiom has a sister, I thought, Uh oh.. Tim's about to get at it again.

[@edwardm7292]

Tim's a bad boy who has gotta get his rocks off. She'd be lucky to get his load.

[@JennyvonHenkelmannLecter]

Movie Man Mark I was just wondering if I heard Axiom right.

[@jordantistetube]

JULIANA

[@privateprofile9659]

His sweet mushroom tip

[@MikeHomol]

Decker's gonna get laid.

[@moviekid42]

It's nice to see Adult Swim's branching out of absurdist parody shows and into real programming.

[@Mablak200]

Notice how Tim loses strength when he's separated from his rock. And no, that wasn't just diarrhea, there was emotional pain there. Gregg has set a dangerous precedent with his 23,50/7 talk.

[@Skygreen89]

No regard for people in need. This is the exact kind of person who would spend an entire holiday by himself watching movies instead of with loved ones

[@roberthrodebert9263]

If their VCR projector ever breaks I know a great repair shop in Milwaukee.

[@HaydenCrongeyer]

too bad it's run by a bunch of hack frauds

[@HematomaFalafalPatrol]

Tim went up there once but he jumped through the roof after George Lucas walked in to kill the hack fraud owners.

[@moejuggler6033]

I heard it's lightning fast!

[@rjgrandel770]

Tim is actually the owner of the repair shop, get your RLM lore straight man

[@kais2345]

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

[@AngusRockford]

You have to admire Gregg’s unyielding dedication to the highest quality film exhibition techniques.

[@ardvarkboy]

A lot of people are saying that Gregg has become the tyrant of Victorville.

[@BAGAKOOS]

Think it's safe to now that Gregg has MADE Victorville GREAT AGAIN!!

[@isaacberger6721]

@@factoryman28 fake news. He was acquitted on all charges, get over it Gregghead. Those kids died because of their own poor choices and the Chinese duping Dr. San and him

[@johnsMITHhhhhh88]

Mark has the nerve to eat PRETZELS when watching movies knowing he's associated with the VFC and On Cinema? Yet again we have the opportunity to witness Gregg's infinite patience on a new front with Mark as well as with Tim's usual antics. Takes a truly great man to think past all that and focus on what's important (MOVIES)!

[@SDGFDSZXC]

there will be this episode where hes gonna snap big time AAA movie material gore and sfx and stuff.

[@UltimaForsan101]

The reason Mark looks so lost and depressed this episode is clearly the lack of popcorn in his life--and he knows it. Guilt is a hell of a burden to carry, Mark. Let Gregg help you.

[@chippchipp1]

If axiom starts fucking around with the sound system at the VFC, things will get personal. Gregg is not a violent man, but we all have our breaking points.

[@LadySpace_888]

This is why he doesn't get more hours! Won't be surprised if he gets axed entirely!

[@faggotyglesias3604]

this is great after eight years these hilarious youtube comments are still riding this gimmick

[@UltimaForsan101]

5:44 Watching Gregg and Axiom clash is like watching my parents fight, except 1000x worse.

[@patrickwhelpley1745]

Agreed and Greggs passive aggression when Axiom goes to get something out of the car, “come back after the shows done taping.” He’s such an angry man, maybe he needs a person to help him?? Let it out Gregg!

[@SLAPnPOP726]

Gregg's looks of utter contempt after Mark's pretzel comment

[@foehammer5047]

"I'm already talking to some people about town about using this space for an event." He said as the owner, literally the only person he has to ask, sits across from him.

[@nickcroucher3876]

It's so great to see Mark getting some MUCH DESERVED exposure. He needs a lead role. David Craig is retiring from 007 soon and Mark is looking for work... Need I say more?

[@SegaGenesisEvangelion]

It’s perfect because they could cast him as Bond as well as some of the bad guys to save money

[@dgisgd]

Mark is the true heart of the Victorville Film Center.

[@alexfurnas1263]

I've got nothing but love for my brother Axiom here, but he really dropped the ball on this one leaving Tim alone in his time of need. Tim, if you need a new nanny man to supervise you 24/7 I've cleared my schedule for you!

[@mmmTheMuffinMan]

Gregg's facial expressions from the past few episodes have been telling the whole story. Look at 1:10, his eyes are screaming to get on with the movies. It's as if he doesn't care at all about Tim's health.

[@HaykInWonderland]

It's MOVIE buff, not HEALTH buff

[@toastman3456]

the bit with mark was so good, i think he's my favorite character of on cinema

[@remyd.s2286]

The fuck you talking about characters for?

[@tomservo1971]

I wonder what the gas mileage is on his car

[@andgalactus1]

Well Mark is a great character actor, as we've seen with his impressions of WC Fields and the Stooges. Perhaps that's what our friend Toastman meant.

[@mhinkle82]

Bit? Character? What are you trying to say?

[@BrianBattles]

+Michael 😁😃

[@canadude6401]

Gregg has GOT to win an award on his sensational eye-rolling abilities

[@RizzoKingPrawnRat]

I love Gregg's claw like hands

[@xwinger15]

Seriously, wtf is wrong with Mark? He doesn't eat popcorn at home!? He shouldn't have been hired for the job if he is not a true popcorn connoisseur. If I was in charge I would remove him from the VFC immediately! P.s. It's great to see Mark back on the show! Best of luck to him finding work in the entertainment industry!

[@robinmena6852]

its a comdey show dude . enjoy it and laugh .why so serious? you dingus

[@flintlockfatality8131]

There is a dingus here, but it's not xwinger15

[@andgalactus1]

Comedy show? fuck man this is one of the most important movie review shows since Sinskel and Ebert and Roeper. I'm with flintlock on this one, the real dingus is Robin.

[@golden-sun]

+Flintlock Fatality youre a dingus

[@thetradefloor]

just a bunch of hunks

[@AMpufnstuf]

the vhs projector being on an almost falling over stack of dvds was easily the best part of my shit life tonight, 6 bags of popcorn and 2 liquors

[@8beef4u]

I love how they throw the origin Ben hur under the bud. One of the greatest movies of all time

[@johnward6361]

I love how the projector is just sitting on a bunch of VHS tapes. That B roll of the gentlemen's bathroom sign was probably my favorite part. I'm going to give it 5 bags of popcorn and maybe a little stage so Dekkar can perform at the Victorville theater.

[@Eightsixseven23224]

I'm gonna give it a five bag and a little empty bottle

[@lindiemoon]

It's Gregg's avant garde fashion styling with a mismatched suit for me

[@alexfurnas1263]

mark needs to shape up his attitude if he wants more hours.

[@UltimaForsan101]

He needs to model himself after Alex (who I know for a fact calls out for perfectly valid reasons).

[@mattbaker7305]

If he put as much dedication and skill into his work at the theater as he does with his auditions and impressions, he would be running the place by now. Lot of raw and untapped talent there, that could be used to make Six Bag Cinema a model for all other movie theaters worldwide.

[@mattbaker7305]

@@UltimaForsan101 Couldn't agree more. Alex is a great guy and hard worker (when he shows up for his shifts) I had the pleasure of having him as my server when I was at Six Bag Cinemas, and it only took him 45 minutes to get my truffle oil popcorn. Sure, the movie was half over by the time the popcorn came, but you can't put a timer on truffles.

[@aIfiereid]

Did I hear him correctly, did he say co-host??

[@samreid9106]

Great tour of The Archive. In the era of online downloadings it's refreshing to see films presented in the way they were meant to be seen. Keep it up Gregg :)

[@McMeevin]

I loves Greggs dissatisfaction of Axioms presence

[@Atombombmother]

Holy shit, that thousand yard stare at 11:17 from Mark. Working the popcorn at the Victorville theater must be stressful as fuck!

[@robertlloyd122]

OMG - I worked at General Cinema in the 90s and the uniform was EXACTLY what Mark is wearing here. EXACTLY.

[@stacybearden]

Gregg's face is the reason to watch this if you need a reason.

[@m4dchico]

I'm ashamed of Mark. A man whose station in life is to provide a meaningful concessions experience to the Victorville cinema going elite... and yet he doesn't have a passion for his craft? No perfect popcorn recipe? Shape up or ship out, Mark. I award Mark 4 bags of popcorn for his truly underwhelming approach to customer service.

[@yellowblanka6058]

Lol, Mark's character exists to make Gregg seem like Tim by comparison.

[@GeddyRC]

m4dchico i would probably add another bag to say “good luck” on Mark’s quest to be the ultimate popcorn jockey. 5 bags of popcorn for me and a little four leaf clover

[@SnowflakeCharles]

m4dchico “I’LL FUCK YOU UP, MARK!”

[@tyrelljordanpillay]

Im gonna give five bags and maybe a tiny popcorn recipe

[@InaneBlatherPodcast]

Glad to see that the glam scene from West Hollywood could be there to support Tim and Dekkar

[@intraum]

2:20 "that warm water coming out of the tap" is such a good tim moment

[@blanketwarm]

My favorite part of this is the way you can hear the new air conditioning unit running in the background.

[@StarlessBandNJ]

Hey Gregg, was wondering if I could get an official address for the VFC. Planning a late August road trip with some buddies/film-freaks and would really like to stop in New Tinseltown (Victorville, California) to screen a popcorn classic or two while snacking on some of VFC's signature popcorn. Also wanted to know if you know of a place NEARBY following the screening to see a quality rock concert. My friends and I have a Saturday night ritual: We catch a two-and-a-half-hour long film at 7:00 (SHARP), We get out at 9:30, remove our 3D glasses, put on our leather jackets/pants and immediately make our way to a happening rock concert! Thanks!

[@theotherguy245689]

“Charles Heston”

[@InaneBlatherPodcast]

The look on Gregg's face when Mark mentions pretzels instead of popcorn....

[@hughjanus3798]

At least Gregg had the air-conditioner running for Tim. You can hear the fan rattling throughout this weeks episode

[@kewkabe]

That segment with Mark was really informative and enlightening! Thanks.

[@Nice_Fella]

Mister Movies himself! Good to see Axiom catching an early break here. A real film buff.

[@jefftaargus6672]

Popcorn's hot join the movies

[@Maksie0]

show bedbugs

[@tylerwaters6632]

Cowboy and The Bear starring Tim Damsoms

[@Skygreen89]

Bought my mother a calendar for christmas horses in ireland

[@toweringsequoias1590]

the film was funny and it featured girls

[@biohead66]

Steven Spielberg is the nr 1 director in Japan.

[@DefWun]

"Thank you,for hiring me"

[@anaislh4709]

I'm definitely done with Tim. The man can't seem to do anything right lately. I thought he was okay after last episode, but he just proved once again today that he isn't ready to host such a great and original show. Poor Gregg, always having to improvise to save face.

[@robinmena6852]

you dingus its a comdey show. what is wrong with you people you think this is real?

[@FlabbyPigLegs]

Agreed Tim has to get it together or this show will tank like shark tale

[@rootrotruination]

+Robin Mena You just seem to be too stupid to understand their humor.

[@ryneredington]

No dude, you're actually the one getting trolled

[@violet-vibe]

wtf Greggs such a narc dude why the fuck can't you play music in a theater. He needa mello

[@hieronymusboss7705]

LOL Gregg is such a great foil to Tim, but also both pathetic in his own way and somehow endearing. He simultaneously knows a lot about film but doesn't really get beyond a superficial level. I really want his film center and film archive to work out! I just know it's not going to. These sketches are terrific.

[@BlinksAwakening]

Oh man, the idea of going to a movie theater, and the film being played is a projection of a VHS just kills me.

[@robertlloyd122]

Can you imagine?!?

[@jonathandavidholmes]

I can't believe I just discovered this work of magic. Good luck with your recovery Tim.

[@RicoYouTube]

Tim and Axiom locked arms. Symbolically showing everyone how strong of a bond they have as band mates. I'M LIKE AN EMPTY BOTTLE

[@abuckeye26]

Somethings def going on between Tim and Julianna, i fear a rift in Dekkar may happen

[@MarkChthonic]

With his hair slicked back like that Gregg reminds me of Gorb from Cinco.

[@refoliation]

One thing that’s true about the band Dekkar, is that the members are as brothers unto each other. And that is true.

[@PantonePapi]

Nobody plays an inept narcissist better than Tim 😂

[@NightBeast]

Most of the true popcorn classics (13 Going on 30, Jungle 2 Jungle, Snow Day) are about 90 minutes, Gregg. That would give Dekkar an hour and a half to set up.

[@genecraze]

This is the only real cinema review left. I like that I can hear the fan in the background.

[@avisco01]

“This...is wear the magic happens..magic happens.”

[@notspigot]

calling it tim and axiom are banging

[@golden-sun]

Among other things

[@HBoggggggggg]

no he's going to bang axiom's sister and ruin their friendship

[@aslkjdflkadsjkgjhri]

How dare you. Axiom is obviously plying Tim with more drugs. I'm so pissed off right now.

[@golden-sun]

H'Boggggggggg lets be honest man hes probably banging both of them

[@monkeyxx]

I was thinking the same thing

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

THESE ARE GREAT MOVIES!

[@FANKANable]

I'd rather watch every single episode of on cinema at the cinema than Ben Hur

[@philpyung4831]

It's great they're still making these KINDS! of movies

[@jasondonnelly5723]

Should I see a movie this weekend? AHHHHHHHHHH!

[@WorldsWorstBoy]

Jason Donnelly you should always go see films to support the movie industry

[@gweflj]

When you've got movies like Tom Cruise in them.

[@garywest2250]

Axiom getting fed up with greg's shit is so fucking funny to me lmao

[@jeremymorrow9477]

I think Tim almost cracked at 7:15.

[@WelhamGaming]

I think you're right lol.

[@DEMcouver]

They should probably have just did a jump cut.

[@DavidCummingsJack0Shadows]

the only other thing I know he does is the comedian Neil Hamburger

[@DEMcouver]

+OH NO That Guy! He also played the part of 'Six', in Terminal USA.

[@letmegoletmego]

Tim cracked a long time ago

[@jacksonwilliams8971]

“Stir the honeypot” is quite the Freudian slip

[@Insoul]

audience in unison: *BEN HUR*

[@JordynHealing]

Tim definitely got Axiom out of there bc he was about to die laughing the whole time

[@dholmestar]

This is where the magic happens. ...magic happens.

[@WallKenshiro]

Good to see Tim getting the help he needs during these difficult times. Greg really needs to have more patience. We all know how much work he's putting in, those VHS tapes don't archive and project themselves, but Tim is suffering through no fault of his own what so ever and Greg needs to realise it and give Tim all the pandering..I mean support his delicate ego.. I mean help his delicate mental and physical state all Tim needs. Stick with it guys. Great Job

[@BenAstarb]

where are all my Axiom-heads?!?

[@agitationfree5980]

"As you know, he is my rock"

[@mhaze210]

Why is it EVERY Movie clip shown (silently), It becomes absolutely hilarious, JUST by hearing Tim Heidecker talking over it.

[@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745]

jesus Mark is so versatile switching from a 1900s announcer to an awkward 30s guy trying to make ends meet

[@LordViperMaven420]

Why does gregg messing around with vhs tapes make me so happy?

[@fooldeth]

"5 bags" - it's this level of expertise that keeps me coming back.

[@westhomas5870]

Tim has some thick legs right up there with the late great Ebert.

[@newthrash1221]

Wes Thomas That’s the diabetes.

[@calebhorton4701]

Gregg looks tense, he should have Dr. San take care of that for him.

[@masonpagnotta279]

Caleb Horton I wouldn’t trust that doctor San

[@FortYort]

The Net is one of my favorites as well. Who knew Mark had such great taste in cinema?

[@maxcarren112]

I too loved the Sandra Bullock classic "The Net". Such an amazing love story. Thanks for the expertise Gregg!

[@danielmiller4279]

Let's not stir the honeypot

[@FreakinSweet1987]

Ben-Hur. Ben Stiller. Together forever!

[@JonYodice]

7:43-7:47 Gregg's blinking is the new face palm

[@troller4jesus]

Definitely like the idea of the multi-use facility. Movie-goers will find out about the band, fans will find out about movies. Great business idea.

[@horizon92lee]

Kubo was amazing, one of the best stop motion films yet!

[@andrewkennaugh]

NO DRUG DEALS IN THE FILM ARCHIVE!! 😆😆😆 Too funny!

[@syphonh11]

Axiom did pretty well there, Tim should consider co-hosting with him. Gregg can go back to archiving VHSes.

[@alistairpage-mcgill2723]

Just noticed how the VCR projector is precariously balanced on a stack of tapes, nice

[@iksarmada7197]

uh ohhh...I hope Tim doesnt mess with Axias sister, I wouldnt want my favorite band to have problems.

[@monkeyxx]

If they were your favorite band you would know his name!

[@UltimaForsan101]

RIP Dekkar

[@edwardm7292]

He is legit credited as "Axia" in multiple episodes. Ya blew it.

[@LaughterIsDeadly]

Biggest trolls alive, I know. BUT I live 3 hours from Victorville CA and I am going to drive down to see one of Gregg's showings. IF this is just bullshit and they're not really running movies I'm going to be SO pissed.

[@SOS-School_Of_Survival]

So what happened

[@friendkerrek]

update ?

[@LaughterIsDeadly]

I went, I took many pictures of the film locations but the movie theater is still a fully functioning church. The inside is clearly not where it was filmed. The whole area is very strange. It reminds me a bit of the town of Jefferton from Tom goes to the Mayor. I can see why they chose it for their location. I ate at the fried chicken place inside the town hall. The food was home made soul food as you'd expect. Corn bread, Mash potatoes, Macaroni and cheese, Friend chicken, etc. The area has a very low population with a strange mix of old buildings, trailers and lots of trash lol.

[@J4L0RZ]

Great to see Tim back in action! God bless Axiom!

[@ooferrell]

Lol when mark stares into the camera I also died lol

[@jo44356]

that axiom is a total bad ass. what a great friend

[@brendanmilligan6649]

I would like to meet that sister.

[@swans184]

Something tells me Tim's got a bit of a crush...

[@nikolaidrostdov]

Doo da doo doo!

[@MasterOwl01]

Now think about your dad

[@BasementPepperoni]

WOA! Did Axiom actually react to Gregg being a wet blanket!? 4:04...He looks very annoyed with Gregg being typical Gregg. That's a first!

[@ddostesting]

I like the 'movie sound' of the Air Conditioning. But you need it for the desert heat!

[@xj-9]

Tim's gonna have a Jack Reacher Heidecker Jr. with Julianna

[@recycled_city]

I keep looking at the lopsided seat 3-4 rows behind Tim (not quite sure how many, vision gets a little hard when using the nutritional vape system), and it makes me wonder what kind of amateur operation Gregg is trying to run at the VFC.

[@Howlox]

Cut him some slack he has a lot of his plate, and if you don't mind me saying, Tim doesn't exactly help out!! The man pulling the strings here is Greg, and I won't let anyone tell me different

[@licenselessrider4486]

I cannot be the only person who noticed the rhythmically sequenced ambient noise during this whole thing? Why haven't i seen a comment about it

[@HighScoreRun]

Thats not a rock, that's a true friend 🥲

[@andrewgustafson5912]

this is the best gag of all time. five bags of soda and two cups of popcorn.

[@Spectrumpicture]

I can't imagine how horrible the quality a VHS projector would be. 🤣

[@jamisonmcquaid7212]

13:30 until the end

[@THEBIGZED]

Did Tim just introduce Gregg as his co-host? Dr San finally broke him

[@phillip5245]

Hi Gregg, I have gone ahead a purchased the VHS copy of Decker vs Dracula. Looking forward to checking out all of the commentary tracks and behind the scene footage extras.

[@lau_dhondt]

It's nice that someone honors the ole creature from the black lagoon.