DECKER: Episode 5 | Decker | Adult Swim

[@eliweidman4312]

The political commentary goes a little over my head sometimes, but that's what makes Decker on par with shows like The Wire and Sorpanos

[@turkeysub24]

The political commentary is satirical.

[@yellowblanka6058]

@@turkeysub24 *whoosh*

[@billyshearer1]

It's deep man.

[@dharmallars]

Max Cameron is it??? is it really???? do you have a source on that because i’m not sure i believe you

[@barbaraschultz9107]

Eli Weidman i LOVE Tony Sorpano!

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

"Mr. President, you'll never get my vote, but you have my respect." Decker just tells it like it is.

[@hazyrob]

"You sold this country a bill of goods, and now the chickens are coming home to roost" That was an EPIC line by Decker, gave me chills!

[@lauriecoulthard5252]

I'm glad there is political commentary in this decker as it is about time these politicians get the message

[@SPAGETT]

I agree

[@HackFKD]

I should just RESIGN

[@djjinerson]

Right up there with “you can’t handle the truth”

[@norris5754]

and his face at the end just sells it

[@gfx2943]

The cyclist passing him on the motorcycle never gets old. Decker really is a class act, even when he's on a mission - allowing the bicyclist a safe pass. God bless America.

[@chrispenn2725]

I think that speaks to how fast the cyclist was moving

[@JBades6310]

Gregg steals the show AGAIN! He keeps delivering these awe-inspiring performances. Can't wait for his spin-off "Master of Codes"

[@kevinnashiscool1]

Could’ve praised Decker a little more but still a great performance.

[@leonardoklausmann7972]

@@kevinnashiscool1 agreed

[@leonardoklausmann7972]

oohh ooh they should make "master of codes: deck stacked against him"!

[@Jack_______oh]

King of Codes actually

[@That2J]

They reworked his spin off into a Star Wars movie

[@CodyFancyPants]

What an amazing finale. I wasn't too psyched about being an American citizen before watching Decker, but now, I feel like a new man. God bless you Tim Heidecker for restoring my patriotism and for getting me super hard during the motorcycle sequences. Rock hard.

[@ddh-o8s]

Just wait until Hogshots.

[@Bwethhh]

I love how the president just takes all the crap lol he just silently listens as Decker verbally shits on him

[@BathroomTile]

Gregg Slowly returning to the computer screen at 1:47 was beautiful.

[@RygorMortis]

3:37 Sweet Jesus, he has no legs. Goddamn this is brilliant.

[@NPC-nn4qe]

+Aaron Rieger Oh fuck, I didn't realize ROFL!

[@kevinnashiscool1]

Why would he need legs? president davidson doesn’t stand for anything.

[@moelester5141]

@@kevinnashiscool1 He stands for special interests and terrorists

[@Katianie9]

Joe Estevez is actually a great actor.

[@kingdavid3366]

I would agree - but I don’t know if I’m ready to yet.

[@selfishstockton6123]

King David how about now?

[@BudBonkerson]

The nation’s waiting on your answer, Daniel

[@alexmijo]

@@kingdavid3366 It's been a year, the american people need answers

[@kingdavid3366]

​@@alexmijo I conclude that, No, he is not a great actor. He has constructed a charicature, kind of a bumbling, well-meaning, doesn't want to ruffle any feathers guy. Joe Estevez is really good at pretending to be himself, and so can do it in situations he knows are not real, convincingly. Clearly, he was not expected to stand out growing up, had to blend into the family background. So he gets his needs for attention met through acting, but he pretty much plays one character well. The Joe Estevez his parents demanded he be - not the real Joe Estevez.

[@mattthompson9395]

"You sold this country a bill of goods, and now the chickens are coming home to roost"

[@zohasreturned]

Need to make a Decker shirt with this "idiom" on it! Classic Decker!

[@weedwin7356]

best quote imo

[@lebbo88]

I agree.

[@optosi]

Tears are streaming down my face. This finale really provided the emotional heart of DECKER to supplement the mindblowing action of the previous episodes. Honestly this series is a masterpiece of flawless perfection. This breaks the popcorn barrier. It takes all popcorn awards from other movies for itself. God bless you, Tim Heidecker & the Founding Fathers!!! GODSPEED TO OSCAR VICTORY!!!!

[@philpyung4831]

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[@ereviscale3966]

50 bags of popcorn for the fifty states of this free country.

[@mario0318]

And maybe throw in one of those little lapel flag pins.

[@LingormR.666]

and throw in 5 of those sparklers you light up for 4th of July.

[@mikehalinan]

and 50 likes for the comment

[@kinghani]

50 bags of popcorn for the 50 States = 1 bag of popcorn per state. I'm a true patriot and for that reason I give 250 bags of popcorn for the 50 states. #respect

[@reshpeck]

@jmalcolmg123 You fucking killed me with this comment

[@byHexted]

Joe’s unironically probably the best actor bc he’s the only one in the main cast I don’t think I’ve ever seen crack up once isn’t the course of on cinema

[@rocknroll909]

He does once off-screen during the 3rd Oscar Special at the living painting reveal lol. One of my favorite moments

[@TheFirefox]

I like how Decker told the President he’s a disgrace and should resign, but also that he respects him. Such a deep, complex, layered character.

[@artistcaleb]

I just realized that Decker is the first person in cinematic history to pronounce the word 'nuclear' correctly, for me that little detail made this so much more believable.

[@prodigyguitar35]

Uhh, don't you know that it's pronounced 'nucular.' George Bush Jr. said it that way, it must be true. For your health.

[@artistcaleb]

Andytheminstrel I hadn't thought about that but you are right! And (unrelated, but still it bears repeating) in the words of Dr. Brule "Turn this thing off I'm dry!" For your health.

[@prodigyguitar35]

I still wonder if he was really done making gravy.

[@BadBoiFilms]

I didn’t even hear him say that in this episode, how baked am I???

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

Seeing "The End...FOR NOW" sure put a smile on my face. I can't get enough of secret agent Decker and his spy exploits.

[@dgisgd]

I love that Decker is so much in the style of James Bond.

[@Seedr0]

Way above Bond, about balanced on second best with STeven Seagall.

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

Look at all those faces light up when they learn that Decker has saved the country. That's where Decker gets his real strength from-the love and support of the American people.

[@JacobHood]

Nice to see proper credit given to Gregg Turkingto.

[@BrianBattles]

According to the map he only missed Central Park by about 600 miles. And the helicopter the President ordered looks suspiciously like a motorcycle that's slower than a dude casually riding a bicycle. And I'm pretty sure Heidecker thinks 0400 hours is 4 PM. But these are all minor quibbles in such a riveting drama.

[@BrianBattles]

***** Nah Decker is infallible, Heidecker, on the other hand....

[@belliotrungy9107]

I was worried about 0400 too but Decker uses reverse military to confuse the enemy. He thinks outside the box and doesn't play by the rules.

[@LT-kt4jo]

It appears as if the Taliban we're planning on blowing up a Central Park in either Utica, Rome, or Boonville New York. This was brilliant writing, because only Decker with the help of Kington/Kingston's expert code breaking abilities would have been able to figure that out.

[@badumbumpss]

This is on the level of Casino Royale, Tim! Fantastic work, very bond-esque, but with a unique flavor.

[@harmlesslycapable]

"Bond is shit" - Tim Heidecker

[@GinoZump]

I just realized they censored Decker's eyes even though he wears sunglasses anyway. classic

[@JoeSrok]

Klingster is one of my favorite movie characters of all time! Props to movie expert, director, actor, and all around gentleman Gregg Turkington for an amazing performance.

[@theguywhoplaysgames]

Decker was an outstanding mini-series, Tim. I think its time you make Decker a feature film and get that Oscar.

[@linkdude64]

That was an absolutely heart-wrenching speech by Decker - I can't believe that it's acting.

[@ModPallet]

Can't believe they went with "the guy from the beginning was the bad guy the whole time Cliché" man can't wait for them to REBOOT this series

[@ultraturbojack2926]

I love how they went with an even less believable shot of him throwing the bomb into the sky in this episode’s intro.

[@EndingSummerwithRalph]

Joe Estevez, so perfect for this.

[@dozensofdonuts8695]

That took me way too long to realize they were just using clips of Greg from On Cinema. That's incredible. This was incredible. We'll miss you Decker!

[@snakebite2000]

Nothing can contain Gregg Turkington's performance. Not even a laptop screen.

[@distantandvague]

The credit for Gregg at the end is hilarious.

[@GutlessMetal]

I almost cried at the end for this great patriot called decker

[@bananiel]

Haha, I really like the work with the stairs at 3:28. Like a PC game from 1994, on 5 CD-roms filled with video.

[@Pariahterra]

My goodness, it seem's like it was just yesterday that this series started. It has been one hell of a ride. The triumph, the loss, the blood, and the tears. I remember seeing a young fresh faced Decker ready to take on the world, yet still innocent enough to trust a man wearing a turban. I saw that young man transform into a, Beef eating, Kawasaki riding, Red, White, and Blue, killing machine. God bless Decker. God bless the U.S.of A.

[@kevlarcardhouse252]

I love how this series is only 5 episodes and in one of the 5 the plot is already completely wrapped up and it's just basically the president acknowledging how great Decker is at everything.

[@AcousticJuice93]

Greg was reportedly so high on cocaine during takes that they had to edit his scenes to make him coherent.

[@cashnelson2306]

Wow. In the years since this comment, this comment you made has aged like popcorn butter that got too old and started to smell bad

[@DrHeinzy]

Brought a tear to my eye. My feelings got #decked.

[@ShaxOfThirtyLegions]

What the hell was that Tim? First, you take Gregg's voice without permission. He forgave you for that, but now in the credits, you don't even tell us who he played or give him a proper length of time for his character? This "miniseries" gets 1 bag of popcorn and I'll give Gregg an Oscar, cause even though he didn't even play a part HIMSELF, he acted twice as good as you Tim.

[@UltimaForsan101]

smdh @ you Gregg fanboys...ok first Tim owns everything his guests do and say on OCATC...PLEASE just read the Freedom of Information Act, it's all in there. Second Gregg should be thanking his lucky (zero) stars that Tim allowed him to be part of cinematic/miniseries history...Tim did what was BEST for OCATC and what was BEST for HIMSELF. He can sleep at night, I wonder if you Gregg fanboys can? Ten bags of popcorn for Decker and ten bags of popcorn for the U.S. American Constitution.

[@ShaxOfThirtyLegions]

It was unethical and Tim can get sued. Gregg only forgave him cause of the support from fans and maybe in the future Gregg and Tim can go back to being friends again. The ball is in Tim's corner, but he's such an arrogant control freak that he's gonna keep making the show about him and his needs INSTEAD of the movies. Gregg has tons of talent and movie expertise, unlike Tim, who didn't even watch "Let's Be Cops". How freakin unprofessional is it to review a movie that you didn't even bother to go see, and Tim can't use that "blind" excuse anymore.

[@MrBrassBalls]

ShaxOfThirtyLegions Hey, honesty is a virtue. At least he told it like it was, that he did not watch it and so he didn't rate it because not only would that be misleading for the fans, it'd be unethical as a reviewer. I bet Gregg never watches anything, the way he keeps giving stuff five bags of popcorn. Skyfall was a four bagger at best. It really does bring to mind a famous quote by none other than Mr. Washington; "I can't lie". Tim certainly embodies all that Washington stood for.

[@ShaxOfThirtyLegions]

But Tim does lie and is deceptive. He obviously did the interview behind the green screen to get footage for Decker, that was very deceptive. He didn't watch "Let's Be Cops", but it's his obligation to the fans and the show to have some knowledge of the film. It would be similar to me being a food critic and talking about a dish that I never tasted before, it just looks incompetent and bad. The Bond movies are very well-made and action-packed. I don't know what Tim's problem is with Bond, but it certainly does not mean that Bond is a "bad" movie series.

[@MrBrassBalls]

ShaxOfThirtyLegions Bond might've been good back in the 70s, but the franchise has failed to evolve and update itself to stay relevant, hence why we needed new blood to step up, such as Jack Reacher. Gregg not understanding this makes him look pretty inept and out of touch with modern moviemaking sensibilities. And it is not at all like that because Tim declined to discuss the film. It would have been preferable if he had seen it so we could get his opinion on it, but he never lied. Same goes for the Decker situation, the footage he recorded was obviously for a legit behind-the-scenes segment that has yet to finish post-production. If Tim decided to use some of that footage in a side-project, I don't see what the big deal is Or would you have preferred if he made Gregg take time out of his world-record attempt to record lines that, for all effects and purposes, was already recorded? That's not being deceitful, that's being smart and considerate of other people's time and is a hallmark of a great director

[@seth5362]

I still remember that weird parade they had like 10 years ago in new york. Now I finally know what that was for.

[@StewartLucrative]

Its a shame there is no mini-series category in the Oscars. Decker would win, and Gregg's perfomance as Agent Kinkton/Kingston would easily take best supporting actor. Also, I think its safe to say T. Heidecker's career will soon eclipse T. Clancy's.

[@Top10WizardReviews]

"Mr. President, you'll never get my vote, but you have my respac."

[@grigledebee9490]

America's Most Prized National Treasures: 1.) Decker's smolder 2.) The Superbowl 3.) Central Park 4.) Air Force One (only while Decker is aboard) 5.) White House (???)

[@WhatsReallyGoingOn84]

Excellent finale; truly gripping. I can't wait for season 2. Thank you, Decker, for your service to the United Americans.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

In the true spirit of Decker, the man and the show, this ending leaves us all with a feeling of intrigue, suspense but most of mall intrigue.

[@Koettnylle]

I watched all the Decker episodes back to back

[@saxophones]

GOOD TO SEE RONALD REAGAN FLYING TO HAWAII WITH DECKER. TWO MEN KEEPING THIS GREAT COUNTRY SAFE FROM THE CHICKENS.

[@landerkhadelofficial]

Tim has beautiful eyes...very Pierce Brosman like. God bless you Tim, you can't 5 bag yourself so i'll do it for you.

[@sk8city150]

That was phenomenal. I hope tim decides to make a decker movie

[@IronmanKMSA]

and now the chickens have come home to roost!!!

[@RoyStorey]

"I Agre" ~ Kington/Kingston

[@nickocampo5019]

Along with Jack Reacher, this series is up there as one of the all-time action series greats. Keep it up Gregg Turkington. Excellent job.

[@TheSamya2005]

I keep revisiting this show... like a true American.

[@Seedr0]

The bicycle passes him. What a trooper!

[@peasantape209]

I love how they just baggin on the president, he just sittin there like :\ "yeah, truth to that"

[@jeremysmith4704]

This episode really shows how corrupt the political system in America is. Decker really speaks the truth. I hope he has a good time in Hawaii.

[@montanaelkwhisperer1744]

He went from washington DC to old forge NY in a perfectly straight line...on a motorcycle? noice!

[@laziam5779]

They should have made a special television award just so that decker could have come away with the oscar it so rightly deserved.

[@jim.....]

Looking forward to the special edition box set coming out on DVD, really want to see how they made all the visual FX. Hope they throw in some hogshot postcards too.

[@ardvarkboy]

Amazing to be praised like that by Gregg Turkingto

[@Radiohead17321]

Gregg Turkington is the only dislike on this video.

[@laddycaddy1]

no it's James Bond. Jack Reacher and now Decker are showing the world we don't need Bond anymore

[@wateringcan2]

5:03 i like how the useless censorship bar fades away too early, revealing decker's identity... but he's wearing sunglasses anyway. perfect.

[@JosephMallo]

I love that the video quality it set automatically at one of the lowest settings. Despite having the choice of options up to 1080p

[@lestwinsbirminghamal760]

No one can stare down a man into submission like Decker.

[@ddh-o8s]

How did DECKER even save the Super Bowl? Cliffhanger?

[@StewartLucrative]

He found the bomb and threw it into the sky, remember? Aren't you a deckerhead?

[@ddh-o8s]

So you're saying there is only one bomb? For both the Super Bowl and Central Park? It just doesn't smell right. (btw only true DECKERheads would question such an obvious smelly situation)

[@StewartLucrative]

Daniel Hoffman Don't you DARE question my dedication to Decker. (deckication). I have been a fan since day one, and am currently organizing Decker-con 2015 as well as Deckipedia.

[@cappacop]

Daniel Hoffman Dude backoff this guy is a true deckerhead

[@Jasenleon]

Daniel Hoffman Yeahhh, somethings a bit fishy here... also the trip to hawaii didn't seem all like deckers idea, i think he was sent off.

[@JamesKing-oe9gf]

Agent Kin(s)ton is the real hero here. Without him Central Park would be a waste land.

[@matth6541]

Perhaps the best show of its kind.

[@Uniqueusername2]

If I’m not mistaken, this is the first time we hear the ICONIC line, “the chickens are coming home to roost” in the Decker series.

[@ytgytgy]

Gregg should def cover that in his next on cinema at the cinema: on location

[@GeneCreemers]

I had it in my head that line was from decker when I went to look it up he actually used it long before in the awesome show episode “the cinco brothers” pretty funny stuff great delivery in both scenes

[@Uniqueusername2]

@@GeneCreemersdude it’s so funny you commented on this. I forgot I wrote this completely and I think I also watched that same Tim and Eric skit the other day

[@GeneCreemers]

@@Uniqueusername2 that whole episode is one of the best in the series lol that’s funny though you we’re just watching it. I just had the quote pop I my head while talking to my buddy and I used it so had to go rewatch and noticed the double use

[@Uniqueusername2]

@@GeneCreemers dude I wish I had friends who were into this type of humor. I’ve essentially forced my wife to watch clips of t&e as well as on cinema and while she definitely likes certain bits, I’ve never met someone in person who enjoys it all lol. I constantly seek refuge in the comment sections of all of their content.

[@TheWrathOfKon]

I look forward to more of Decker's patriotic adventures! USA! USA! USA! SUPER BOWL!

[@maxxmarko8]

So happy Agent Decker cleaned up the "Manhattan Incident"!

[@chrisradstorgoff7715]

Wow. This was a nail-biter right down to the near end. Makes me proud to be sitting.

[@troginusdynamite5157]

He respected him because he let him use Air Force one for a vacation to Hawaii but he won’t vote for him. XD

[@ChrisHansonIsGod]

Just finished rewatching the first season in prep for Monday. Even though I know what happens I still get chills watching Decker.

[@mathiasfreund]

I think its an excellent choice to have the only other name than Tim Heidecker in the startcredits phase out way quicker than the rest lol

[@Pariahterra]

I think the speech that Decker gives President Davidson should be required reading in all elementary school's. Lest we forget.

[@freq32]

the children of this great nation thank you Decker.

[@shivercanada]

1:47 my fave part,,,,video of Greg slowly moves to match the CD player screen. I don't know just cracked me up

[@fudanchu8436]

I like how they disrespect the president while meeting him during a oval office meeting, that is humorous and original.

[@goodolarchie]

Man president Deckinson got #Deckt!

[@N8D79]

Decker never fucking fails, he is better than Bond, Rambo and Godzilla combined. He also beats the Hobbit and Lord of the rings.

[@danieltanure3114]

THANK YOU, Tim, for STANDING UP for the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA against the talisban and the illeagles who wish to do us hamr. Your a true PATRIOR and we need more MEN like you!!!

[@AngeloLunch]

“You see I can read and speak Arabic, and I dis- dire-determined that the plot was entir-uh- was to blow up Central Park.” “Incredible”

[@CapsAdmin]

I would love to see how DECKER was made behind the scenes.

[@joemiller6082]

Wow he’s riding that motorcycle a minimum of 15 miles an hour, break neck speeds. decker is a different kind of hero

[@redhotsupernintendo]

Loved how they tied everything together!

[@markkickmark]

Davidson got torn a new one! God Bless you, Decker!

[@Lolmaon00bzor]

the black bar was literally covering his sunglasses... im so fucking done this is a masterpiece

[@spencerbruce8630]

our country now needs a man like decker more than ever

[@ZeranZeran]

3:28 I really love Decker.

[@CoryMcaboy]

I like how the map puts Central Park in the middle of upstate New York.

[@tmseh]

Don't question Decker. By showing where Central Park really is then that could help the terrorists! Duh!

[@lowlypeasant]

Not enough bags of popcorn in the world.

[@mrpadilla1755]

Who would have the audacity to dislike this video

[@Swimmer_Nick]

God damn can I not get enough Decker. This is the highlight of my week every week.

[@JelqtronZero]

that production value though, of the finest cinco out of cinco bags of popcorn

[@RippyClippy]

When Decker was almost blown up.. That was too much for me. I can't deal with stuff like that...

[@naperking]

Hey, that looks like where they filmed that episode of 'Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!' in which Tim and Eric are competing fathers.

[@PigglyWiggly6969]

Made me cry. Great finale T. Heidecker!

[@RAWNATURETV]

Decker for president. He has all the qualities of the bold eagle: agility and confidence.

[@dr.stevebrule3952]

FOR YOUR HEALTH!

[@johnaguilar4696]

Little Stevie?

[@Joaoxorubatsu]

Gregg's name on credits. I laughed until I cry.