Part 3 | On Cinema FULL Universe in chronological order - Seasons 5-7

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

Part 4 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qKfVhmqYmtdjpsUsi=L_FnDuMF7PlDwQM9

[@ethzero]

Thanks very much for the effort of making chapters. It makes it really easy to skip past all the "Decker" nonsense and focus on what people like me come for, Gregg's insight and great reviews 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@ethzero I prefer to think most people just skip to the next episode once Gregg opens his mouth, and no one, not even greggheads would skip over the masterpiece that is decker Meta or not meta or whatever the On Cinema term is for a character break, you’re welcome with the chapters it’s a time consuming process but I hope people get something out of them like knowing what season and episode your on

[@mellowyellow6572]

You’re doing God’s work here, timhead. I give you, as a human being, 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿.

[@AbsurdistAgent]

Seriously can’t thank you enough for putting these together. This is inarguably one of the greatest modern comedic works of art. It’s incredible.

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

And to think they are still going after all these years

[@fungusghoul]

I'm so happy you included Decker in chronology with the main series, it's an important piece of the evergrowing On Cinema Universe.

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

you're welcome! and its an extremely important piece imo. Especially "Decker: Classified", "Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii", and "Decker vs Dracula" as they bicker about the decker series elements constantly throughout the first few seasons. They bicker about "Decker: Mindwipe" and such too here and there but sadly all I can do for those is add the trailers as they are still purchase only and not allowed for public distribution, I even had to edit the trailers as even the trailers are not safe from KZbin's AUTO copyright protection lol

[@MrDeano97]

Tim: "Like that thing where Harrison Ford was the Gerber Baby" Greg: "Oh really, before Star Wars?" lol

[@vampsith]

Thanks for keeping the Decker premier episodes in order with the show!

[@ferriswill4929]

Thank you for putting this together! I’m a new fan thanks to your archiving/compiling. 5 bags of popcorn and 2 bags of soda :)

[@WheresMyInhaler]

Oh man I love how for the Death of Tom Cruise Jr episode they use the same”lucky” season 7 opener so you a get this ridiculous dead pan cut to Tim’s face 😂

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@WheresMyInhaler “it’s casino editio-“ 😐

[@RS-xp8bx]

doing god's work posting these videos. thank you!

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

Your thank yous seriously make me smile every time, I’m just glad you guys love it as much as I do

[@IDontTalkToCops]

God, played by George Burns in 1977’s ‘Oh God’

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@IDontTalkToCops my reply never sent apparently. "Enough with this, 'oh god' shit. No one cares about that movie"

[@kiddako89]

The introduction to kington on decker was a true game changer for the tim heidecker universe. 😂 5 bags of popcorn and two sodas to how messed up tim is to greg.

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

Hey he owns the rights to the video of Gregg so lmao

[@bradc7056]

2 drinks of soda? Tubs? Bags?

[@mellowyellow6572]

Leave Tim alone! He OWNS that video of Gregg! He OWNS EVERYTTHING Gregg makes! Gregg was NOTHING before Decker and he’s NOTHING now without it!

[@bradc7056]

@@mellowyellow6572 spoken like a true timhead

[@mellowyellow6572]

@@bradc7056There’s too much politeness in the On Cinema family. Timheads have been way too nice about all the bs Gregg has put Tim through. It’s time to get mad and take control like Decker would.

[@NO-CASH478]

Tim Heidecker is the most professional man I've ever seen working in the industry.

[@williamy.9977]

@19:23 When Gregg suspects that Tim is onto something other than Cinema....

[@ethzero]

6:55:00 I wonder if Adam Driver prefers walking? 🤔

[@ethzero]

3:18:17 Fun fact: There really is a person works on Tim's show called Ayaka Ohwaki as Production Designer.

[@ethzero]

5:35:44 Love Gregg's, "this asshole's paycheck better not bounce" face in the scene - Poor Gregg.

[@Lane_Brian_Lane]

03:02:31 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 One of the funniest moments in the entire canon.

[@michaeljacques6405]

Jumped to this timestamp and I'm dying. After the bit ends, Tim can barely keep it together.

[@HexZero]

kind of funny watching these older seasons and noticing that gregg's opinion on "music in movies" changing over time like, he used to be cool with it and even encouraging sometimes whereas in later seasons he was all for removing it lol

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

He used to even love music in the On Cinema podcasts, he even did a special on the music of the three stooges

[@HexZero]

@@TimHeideckersStalker yeah

[@carlblewlan7314]

In season 6 episode 7 Tom Cruise Decker showed off his legendary actoring skills. I believed every moment of that crying fit. 5 bags of popcorn and 2 pacifiers

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

Tom Cruise Heidecker really deserves to be part of the Hollywood Walk of Fame

[@jaketreibel44]

I love that Gregg still eats popcorn in Decker. Such commitment to the bit

[@Maw0]

Kington is heavily inspired by Gregg Turkington.

[@jaketreibel44]

@@Maw0WHY?!!!

[@Maw0]

@@jaketreibel44 Don't know, maybe cause Gregg is an inspiration to all of us.

[@jaketreibel44]

@@Maw0 yess absolutely. I was hoping you might read the WHY in the Neil Hamburger voice

[@Maw0]

@@jaketreibel44 What did one toilet say to the other toilet?

[@thenewhighpriestofjupiter6305]

Big ❤ for putting the hours in reposting all these gems. What a time to be alive.

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

Reliving the glory days

[@jesslovesrammstein]

Bless you for putting these together, it makes watching it all SO much easier!!! ❤

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@jesslovesrammstein great to hear! Because that is my goal with this series after all, make the content easier to watch for both newcomers and people who haven’t seen it in a while and forget when certain videos take place, or about them altogether just an easy way to view the story and get caught up for viewing the newer seasons on the site

[@lookbovine]

10:30:27 I KNEW A TCH TRUTHER WAS GONNA CALL IN 😊 10:36:52

[@ethzero]

8:31:00 A scene from the Oval Office with the White House in the background. And move on...

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

Lmao I actually never paid close enough attention to that. It seems that whenever you rewatch On Cinema you always find something new

[@ethzero]

​@@TimHeideckersStalkerI'm going to be brutally honest, this is now my *third* rewatch of the series and ive only just noticed the DECKER scene title always have the time as "0400" despite it clearly being in the middle of the day.

[@Lane_Brian_Lane]

09:22:10 Absolute professionalism; even in tragedy they still give us their movie ratings. 5 bags of popcorn and 5 bags of soda for their professionalism. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤

[@ethzero]

1:56:00 Gregg steps up to take the throne. Great intro Gregg. I give it 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 and 🍾

[@r4v4g3r]

The fact that even Gregg himself is confused whether it’s Kingston or Kington is absolutely hilarious, considering that it’s a play on his own name and therefore had to be intentional… heiDECKER and turKINGTON 😂😂😂

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@r4v4g3r legit completely forgot about that gag, where he can’t even remember his own characters name either lmao, on cinema is gold

[@bradc7056]

It’s kingslin

[@M3332-e3n]

Thank you so much for these

[@ethzero]

10:55:47 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 for the amazing prosthetics and acting. I really thought that was the infact-murderer for one minute!

[@ethzero]

7:50:55 Gregg truly is an agent of chaos ♥️🃏 #doctorluther

[@Flipsticker]

There IS a Starbucks in Jackson Hole. Why would Tim lie about that?

[@YeardoZeardo]

Oh brother we have a Gregghead in the comments 🙄

[@bradc7056]

10:28:20 Gregg dropping bombs whoa what a revelation. Wish I’d known about this at its time

[@lisicarunes8720]

IF HE CAN'T SEE WHERE HE IS, THEN HE CAN'T TALK ABOUT WHERE HE IS

[@jacobthegreat]

I love you thank your for uploading ❤️

[@Elboy522]

9:13:12 Legendary first mentioning of a popcorn classic's runtime.

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

Love how Gregg thinks movie reviews should be #1 who's in it #2 runtime

[@vickaps]

Agreed, this was a game changer

[@ethzero]

1:05:30 "You agreed to be part of the on cinema family, correct?" "Well being part of a family doesn't mean being r****d by dad!"

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

I forgot about that line omfg it is GOLD. No doubt that line was improvised by Gregg, very "Neil Hamburger" of him

[@balipan09]

I just really miss Paul Turbo

[@ramonek9109]

The episode where Tim tricks Gregg into the interview for Decker seems to be missing. Shouldnt that be right before Decker: Classified E3?

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@ramonek9109 18:00 is the interview you would think it would be right before decker classified ep3 but all the dates I find say that this was the original release order. Which would make sense story wise as at least imo Tim would want to know he has the green screen for the code breaker in decker before writing a code he needed to break in the first episode of decker

[@ramonek9109]

​@@TimHeideckersStalkerI was rewatching and somehow I missed it. Thanks for this compilation. It must have cost quite some effort and makes the show much more accessible

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@ it did and I had a redo planned but it all got corrupted :( but seriously thank you for your thank you, I’m just glad I achieved my goal of making it more accessible to new people/old fans to rewatch

[@unfortunatebeam]

"They'll keep making them because dumb sheeple like you keep going and buying into that crap" "I mean that's like calling Star Wars people sheeple which is--" "--I do." The truest thing Tim ever uttered 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤

[@NO-CASH478]

Gregg is right actually! Tim is like the Taliban, isn't he? oh my gosh! Soon as I heard him say that I gasped & came suddenly awake.

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

*Jack Decker would NEVER work with the Taliban!* What if someone reads this ONE comment and thinks he's Taliban. That's it! I'm Done

[@ethzero]

Gregg is a saint. For one, putting up with a murder's rudeness, for two, seeing Tim for who he is, a murderer.

[@YeardoZeardo]

I tell that to everyone I see, everyone I meet

[@lookbovine]

10:47:51

[@mellowyellow6572]

Tim is NOTHING like the Taliban! **CEASE!!!!!!**

[@yourfamilydocter]

this is important. thanc uuuu

[@ethzero]

❤ John from Texas (and his brother)

[@Kaz-n_n]

I give it 5 Bags of ‘corn 😎 Final Score: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

[@mattving61]

Gregg likes his aerobics

[@santastark4925]

god bless joe estevez

[@r4v4g3r]

No you’re thinking of Joe Esterhouse

[@HexZero]

Notable Jackson Hole residents: Kanye West Tim Heidecker

[@callenkoester9078]

big hand for Timmy hey hey

[@Elboy522]

Whats the lore behind Greggs shirt being censored in Season 7 Episode 1

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

It's an "Ant Man" movie shirt Gregg is wearing because Gregg played Ant Man's Baskin-Robbins manager 'Dale' in the movie and the shirt is blurred because Tim hates that fact

[@Elboy522]

@@TimHeideckersStalker LMAO. Rightfully so, they shouldnt be promoting 1 baggers

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@Elboy522 No one should watch that 1 bagger, if you have to I would just skip the beginning Baskin-Robbins shit, really ruined the whole movie entirely

[@leosisdetective]

Watching this I didn't remember GREGG is the one that brought aiaka onto on cinema if he stayed out of tims business it would have stayed about movies no doctor san ect

[@ganggang2206]

I love how Greg talks thru the whole Vietnam movie and then proceeds to give it 5 bags of popcorn 😂😂😂

[@jankleinpferd]

I can't believe i had to kill my best freeend

[@LemonTree9280]

Tim Heidecker 2028

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

best lawyer in the country, best band member in the country, best host in the country, He's got my vote.

[@disintegrationloops4399]

mmmm....bison. Rich in amoeba acids

[@ihatenwo]

3:09:23 charismatic leader Tim

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

Just stand up!

[@ihatenwo]

5:50:50

[@M3plusYOU]

You hate n what

[@ihatenwo]

3:07:30 lol

[@TimHeideckersStalker]

@@ihatenwo if he can’t see where he is!-

[@ihatenwo]

@@TimHeideckersStalker then he can't talk about where he is!!!