Swords, Knives, Very Sharp Objects and Cutlery | Infomericals | adult swim

[@darkevilyn8444]

"you... left ME... for DEAD" "WE APOLOGIIIZED"

[@Cybermat47]

dark evilyn basically Vietnam

[@foofoo3344]

poor Kenny. Oh my god!!!! They killed Kenny!!!!

[@almisami]

The most realistic conversation about Vietnam ever.

[@capeck1993]

"ARE YOU TELLING ME WE'VE STILL GOT MEN LEFT OVER THERE?!"

[@tomiantenna7279]

The congressional medal of apology.

[@hotelmario510]

The delivery of the line "I'm going to kill him, but not before he kills you. i can't _get there_ in time" is really funny

[@IamBHM]

Those foolish trained soldiers made the fatal mistake of bringing their puny guns to a swords, knives, very sharp objects, and cutlery fight! They never stood a chance.

[@harrisonwestphall2381]

Also got CLOSER to the person they were fighting. Ridiculous!!

[@SlightlyInactive]

Harrison Westphall can’t see shit with those thick balaclavas in the dark. just rushed b too soon

[@isaac5990]

You're missing the *point* of the video.

[@ComandanteJ]

Never bring a gun to a sword, knife, very sharp object and cutlery figth.

[@justinmacmillan1966]

With the right swiss army they could have stood a chance.

[@brianbagnall3029]

Kenny's a great guy. Hell of a producer.

[@glitterclitter_.]

@John R holy shit really!?

[@LRGDuran]

You know why? because he trusts master Shumway.

[@Tadesan]

Hehe, mark

[@Diederiiik]

Was *

[@ScrumpTCG]

just realized he was in breaking bad

[@MastaOfMonkeyDisasta]

*Escaped from a Vietnamese work camp, captured by Vietnamese Forces in Pittsburgh and sent back to Vietnam* what, lol

[@Captain-Kidding]

Never trust those nail salons at the mall.

[@SamuraiPie8111]

this is how people who own katanas actually think they can fight

[@Earoist]

+Agent Bill Wilson The whole time I was thinking "Why don't they just shoot him?"

[@BroadwayRonMexico]

+Agent Bill Wilson Would you stab a man before throwing him out of a plane?

[@slitor]

+Earoist because he deflects bullets....duh...

[@Earoist]

slitor That's what I thought too. But they didn't even try. He can deflect punches too.

[@flockofdeer]

+Earoist havent you seen every action movie ever? either the enemy always forgets that a gun shoots bullets or their accuracy is so bad that they would miss from two feet away

[@crazypath573]

all those weapons for 220 bucks? Great deal!

[@xXxJSCOTTxXx]

that is realistic... when I was younger, I remember being baffled yet intrigued in "QVC" or other cable TV sales type channels... I was always confused how they could offer a set of 12 folding pocket knives, 6 throwing axes, 12 throwing knives 12 steak knives, 5 filleting knives, 5 buck knives, 10 ninja stars, 3 different katana swords and a grappling hook with 50 ft. rope for the low, low price of $199.99... They would say it's a $1,200 value and someone is going to lose their job for offering such a low, low price... Turns out its the cheapest, most prone to rusting, most prone to falling apart metal with the dullest blades available. You would be forgiven if you mistook the back of the knife for the blade in some instances. Just because there appears to be a cutting edge doesn't mean it will do the job. To be fair; the years i remember taking notice of cutlery infomercials are the same years that Insane Clown Posse music videos were popular as well as freakishly colored contact lenses and Jenco jeans commercials... I am proud to say that while I was fascinated by the era, I never partook.

[@Ovahlls]

Joe Cat and then you get arrested for possession of 50+ knifes and blades.

[@flippywalrustv655]

Oi mate you ave a loiscense fo those knives?

[@VAMPIMPZ]

@@Ovahlls in america?? u can't even get arrested for owning 50+ assault rifles there

[@ChaosBW]

Actually yes even if they're display only

[@s0nnyburnett]

Alright men, single file and don't fire until you're within sword striking range.

[@burtonl7239]

They wanted him alive to do the mission. Their orders were just to distract him so the General could sneak up on his wife.

[@RoboterHund87]

Burton L They're all dead now, but it's ok fellas, it was just to distract him, not to take him down!

[@foofoo3344]

poor Kenny. Oh my god!!!! They killed Kenny!!!!

[@abayomimadein8637]

@@foofoo3344 those fucking bastards

[@maxscott3349]

He would just cut the bullets in half

[@matthewwinters5430]

"You're gonna spread a lot of fear with your penetrator. Right, it's a very masculine weapon"

[@nlsluckyegg8771]

"recaptured in 2004 at a mall in Pittsburgh and brought back to veitnam"

[@sonyagriffy]

Real elephant tusk and tiger claw spray painted gold. Lmao!

[@edvh88]

sonya griffy only the best!!

[@insolentish4529]

I loved your acting on" hey arnold"

[@peachylady]

@@insolentish4529 omg lol

[@toxendon]

Keanu Reeves is taking every job he can nowadays

[@Tommy1marg]

well... that's his job... as an actor....

[@constantine1435]

Dude, this ist not Keanu Reeves. Come on.

[@GoteeWearer]

Constantine well aren't you observant

[@GreedySupperFast]

Constantine I thought that too, but then I realised he's wearing a wig

[@constantine1435]

his name is Rob Huebel, Just take a Look to the cast.

[@OtakuVs]

Man the new Witcher 3 DLC looks really weird

[@Eztravi]

wouldn't expect to see you here

[@lorenzogutierrez5959]

The penetrator?

[@kingfishcl8083]

I like how the fake japanese speaking people all wear chinese clothes and put chopsticks in their hair, specializing in tomahawks that are actually european battle axes

[@LostSoulz417]

+King FishCL The "Assassins blade" really a Gurkha Knife, lovely.

[@satesup4353]

Its so Samurai Cop, man... .

[@Cyromantik]

King FishCL I agree, even though I knew it was all satirical, my OCD was triggered but all this fuckery. Well played Adult Swim, well played.

[@mmko7263]

King FishCL The guy playing Indo doesn't have an accent and has a Japanese name in the credits, so I think he's actually Japanese. The wife has an accent but her actor's first name is Ko so she might be Japanese, too.

[@RoboBoddicker]

It’s real japanese. They sound a bit rusty though lol

[@ToxicCityOfficial]

Its a fancy, masculine weapon.

[@7777777Beau7777777]

Kenny trusts Shumway lololol

[@fritzstammen4535]

Oh boy

[@darrenpope755]

I love the over-the-top shaky cam. That cracked me up. So many movies think that is a good idea and it just sucks.

[@1aundulxaldin]

Sounds like a Liam Neeson movie

[@altvibr]

reminds me of something that would be in a grand theft auto radio station

[@juanchocorleone]

Yes! So weird and random.

[@cameronpeterson6734]

Vaint Holy crap, you're right. I used to love listening to those stations after I got tired of the same songs all the time haha

[@Ovahlls]

West Coast Talk Station. Bless Her Heart That American Channel

[@carmelothegoat1892]

Vaint there was a tv show in gta 4 where they sold knives

[@VV-ig1po]

Rite

[@SCWood]

I love how the penetrator literally requires you to squeeze your fingers onto the blades to close it.

[@dharmallars]

A true master of a weapon needs to understand it’s strength. I regularly slice myself with my katana on purpose.

[@AngeloXification]

@@dharmallars Its the only way to develop an immunity tbh

[@spacefriend6588]

That one is actually a real thing, it's called the trident dagger. It's meant to be used in your offhand in a duel to trap your opponent's weapon.

[@paddyDeeful]

"they corrupted our mainframe, i don't know whats going on" hahaha

[@eamalvy]

- “Are you telling me we still got men left over there??” - “Kind of” 😂😂

[@NeroSeries]

I would watch more infomercials if they were like this

[@roguishpaladin]

I trust you've watched the Alpha Chow video, then?

[@pardonthemusic]

@@roguishpaladin i think they mean infomercials in general, not like the infomercial time block on [as]

[@jamiehalfkin5813]

@@roguishpaladin the alpha chow one had me laughing the hardest I had in a while the first time I seen it lmfao

[@nothosaur]

7:20. That acting is perfect, vintage 1989 B-Action Movie right there. I love how he says, "Bring our boys home!"

[@TheLinkMedic]

the entire "fantasy weapon" collection

[@27182818284590452354]

Not a big Steven Seagal movie fan, but at least this one is short enough to end before you're completely bored.

[@GenericInternetter]

your comment was funnier than this whole video.

[@WinterSteele]

27182818284590452354e-19 Also features a lot less dubbing than usual-- always a plus.

[@wolvesnrp]

27182818284590452354e-19 I was bored immediately

[@mauigio]

LMFAO DED cause you killed me

[@mauigio]

@Jsuttian that what she said... She says alot

[@MistressMerr]

Man, even the less/not funny of these infomercial things do a really good job of not going where you expect them to go.

[@Americansikkunt]

They are wearing Chinese clothing and speaking japanese. That's not hilarious...Shunway can't properly speak with his own wife....that's not funny. Maybe add some farts and poop and it would suit my taste better.

[@RonWolfHowl]

+Americansikkunt Um… Are you trying to sound sarcastic???

[@davidfoster5561]

MistressMerr I just found them and I'm hooked.

[@roguishpaladin]

Americansikkunt That's part of the joke. Up until 7:18 he's the biggest mall ninja that you can be, just like many of the folks who sell cheap stainless steel katanas. Of course he can't speak any Asian language, never mind his own wife's. He probably chose what his wife would wear for the show as well. By all rights, he should be supremely incompetent with his weapons and the weapons themselves should not hold up...so when he actually turns out to be a complete badass with a sword, it subverts the image that's been set up.

[@Femaiden]

this went pretty much where I expected. It's Adult Swim, someone was gonna die. . .

[@DrDaffodil]

I am 90% sure that is Keanu Reeves.

[@rainergeis]

Rob Huebel

[@DeGust01Gote]

this acting is flawless

[@hunterbartlett3483]

I lost it at "Dong Valley, 1969"

[@scriminamp]

Actual Footage of Metal Gear Solid VI

[@ToxicJassassin]

That instant purchase at 3:00 got me

[@Admin-rn6ym]

LOL!

[@valonquar1]

Glad to see the guy from the Playstation commercials getting work.

[@Donkeytron64]

look at it all and tremble with fear anyone can own this array of weapons but put 'em on your shelf at home

[@joee1213]

“It’s a fancy, masculine weapon.” -Kenny

[@yellowblanka6058]

This is like a 13 year olds fan fiction come to life, lol.

[@solidkingcobra]

I kinda wanna see the dragon face cream show as well. Soushi knows what's up.

[@memeboi4173]

*holds kukri* "The ASSASSINS BLADE" "oh"

[@quaiddairloom9221]

Meme Boi I agree

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Kenny:...."don't do it please..." 😯

[@MrTlong2010]

7:45 "Recipient of the Pentagon's "Sincere Apology Award."

[@chaosandrew2086]

This is the most awesome informercial I have ever seen

[@EvilOttoJrProductions]

Huh. Kenny later turned out to be that nerdy baseball-card-collecting drug dealer from Better Call Saul. Weird.

[@crimsonwallace5508]

Thats where I knew him from THANK YOU!

[@D33D33_]

LOL I WAS WONDERING WHERE TF I KNEW HIM FROM.THANKS

[@WhiteLie---------------------1]

that's what I was thinking of the pie sitter

[@60000L]

I was confused for the longest time, thanks for finally reminding me hahaha

[@0mnicide]

Wrong. That’s WC Fields from On Cinema. He’s also Charlie Chaplin and The 3 Stooges.

[@kevinscott9013]

dragon face cream DESU

[@jaredletos1stcousin144]

The sheer skill in the way shumway holds the blade.you can tell he knows what hes doing

[@williamherman9065]

Rob Hubel is possibly the most Underrated Comedian of my time.

[@fucgoogle4559]

Every time you see him you know it's gonna be good

[@devin6201]

He was great on human giant, first place I saw him and now you gotta hunt down those episodes

[@wehafse]

"How did you find me?" "We turned on the TV"

[@casey6556]

I know the whole thing is very much a joke but somehow I still feel intensely bad for Kenny and his childhood trauma that has clearly not been addressed. Not to mention taking a knife to the throat.

[@foreverphantom6881]

You get drunk you stay away from your phone, that's how people get hurt. So true.

[@ryanperez3338]

"SHOSHI! You did it girl! You saved your self..." lol best part

[@MedievalGenie]

I like how a simple parrying dagger coupled with imagination becomes The Gut Spreader. Also I think that Assassin Knife is a budget kukri from Windlass. I've got one of those, it's of mediocre sharpness and overweight, like myself really.

[@joshgartland7160]

The kukri is a Nepalese weapon used by the Gurkhas

[@fredstolperman2785]

:D

[@NinjaSushi2]

I like how guys with guns just keep running forward. Some don't even shoot. They just run straight into his sword. LOL!

[@terminallygray]

those are the Special Forces rejects. Their test to prove themselves is go on a mission and NOT get killed. Nature has some gruesome ways.

[@mattg7269]

Best part "how did you find me" , general " we turned on the tv"

[@calliekatielady]

This is the greatest piece of art that I have ever seen. Thank you Adult Swim. I now know what living feels like.

[@MissFalcon]

The triple action gut spreader is actually a parrying device, also a gut spreader.

[@SMLEMK4]

Very sharp humor. Good cutting remarks. I think they got the point. Very edgey comedy. Err... wait I'm sure there's another. No...that's it.

[@oreohunter7798]

Those jokes were dull, such pointless puns, you really grind my gears, you need sharpen your wits, i can't handle you any more.

[@TJhandford524]

SMLEMK4 You made me laugh home slice! You split my sides man!

[@karokkiolo2491]

Are you going to cut this someday?

[@StrayGuitarist]

Your puns were pretty cutting edge.

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

SMLEMK4 Your comment pierced me right through the heart.

[@phoenixrises1311]

The skit gets progressively funnier! Love it!

[@LB-lb7pm]

"The Penetrator" is actually a parrying dagger.

[@Dschoanig]

Kenny is just the best producer you could ever have

[@juanelorriaga2840]

Kenny’s story wrestling with his dad was just too amusing

[@milescorporosus4058]

"Just between guys, just fun."

[@Mojoman57]

They corrupted our mainframe.

[@cluelesswanderer]

*W E A P O L O G I Z E D*

[@roguishpaladin]

"Recipient of the Pentagon Sincere Apology Award"

[@Annatar3019]

8:36 Holy shit! They killed Kenny! You bastards!

[@zp6097]

I love how Chaos Neutral this show is! More!

[@nayr497]

Gotta love the amount of air time they need to fill on Adult Swim. Nowhere else would this skit be 11:30 long. Amazing!

[@Ben-rz9cf]

Dragon Shumway from NTSF:SD:SUV featuring the actor from childrens hospital, Rob Heubel, played by the actual actor Rob Huebel. I love how everything in the Adult Swim network basically takes place in a shared universe

[@the0mighty0burrito]

6:18 look! It's Geralt of Rivia!

[@danwood1121]

I would've been more amusing if the swords just bent and snapped like the actual mail ninja crap that those shows sell.

[@ISAAC607]

The joke is that its real

[@Demonanimator]

Well gotta to prove these were real somehow

[@Insert_Bland_Name_Here]

"How did you find me?" "We turned on the television." I should have seen that coming, yet I somehow didn't...

[@how2pick4name]

A katana with the words "bad mammy jammy" That looks really authentic... :O

[@timothygaynor5130]

7:26 that's music from Command and Conquer 3 Tiberium Wars!

[@demolition_lovers]

why does this unironically look like something out of MGS4

[@magnustoth8506]

Writing is brilliant. And that dude Shumway is such a memorable character.

[@RockLegend13]

The Pentagon's "sincere apology" award. Hahahaha

[@smirch]

"Ow, my nuts!" - Submitted for Emmy consideration

[@hyperhektor7733]

9:30"i accept your appology" "but i didnt'" "but it seem like one" hahaha

[@AirahsELL]

Shoshi: Everything hurts. Subtitles: I wish Indo was here. Shumway: And I love you too, sweet pea. PFFFT

[@ExpieMF]

Good God! You brought choppers to my TV studio.

[@Outward777]

"The greatest asset this country ever has at it's disposal is fear" This just got way too real.

[@vote4carp]

at 7:19 I COMPLETELY LOST MY SHIT. This guy rocks.

[@forrestdrouin7678]

By the time it had become an infomercial again I had forgotten that it was one to begin with.

[@Vondruke]

Kenny is such an energy vampire.

[@mirojustice]

You should give this man an Oscar at 9:19 :D

[@JosieOuiri]

they killed kenny......

[@anagennao]

those bastards!

[@NG..]

“Circumcised by a Tomahawk” is my favorite movie

[@rammice]

Reminds me of GTA 4's "Serrated Edge" TV show lol

[@MrBlawkEyes]

I cant get enough of these wtf how come no one made me aware of the awesome that is Adult swim Infomercials. These need more views.

[@U3X6785]

The poor producer....

[@barrettbarker8343]

8:34 I LOLd

[@dpj1]

Thank goodness, Kenny was really draining the energy from this show 😜😂

[@Demonanimator]

dpj1 how dare you.. he was one hell of a producer..

[@dharmallars]

Most powerful energy vampire in the continental US

[@kelvinblack9354]

I can't be the only one who was thinking: ''YOU HAVE GUNS! USE THEM, DAMMIT!''

[@shanetheclassic]

I know what those soldiers were thinking - "This guy is clearly a trained martial artists with Swords, too fast for us to shoot at a distance. We better get within close range to ensure an accurate kill shot"

[@leafpirate]

"escaped Vietnamese work camp in 1995" i love how it takes him over 20 years to escape

[@Error-5478]

"Spray painted gold"

[@joshuaporterfield6774]

They’re so sharp they can cut an energy vampire.

[@lynnlo]

Adult swim as a talent for making 11 minutes feel like an hour with its commercials.

[@mark6302]

real elephant tusk spray painted gold

[@kevy_metal]

"Wrestling, just for fun, just between men" that was so brief but so uncomfortable even as it breezed by 🤣🤣

[@vinnieesposito8645]

It keeps me coming back.

[@NikkiRox247]

The Colin Robinson origin story we never knew we needed.

[@TJhandford524]

I wanted to buy a few of those swords for real! I was so sad when I found out it was fake

[@HammerheadGuitar]

+Big Zeke They are not real, probably some cheap stainless steel crap...

[@roguishpaladin]

@@HammerheadGuitar While in the story they were meant to look like cheap work, it looks like the prop work was done by these folks: www.swordandstone.com/ I think I remember hearing decent things about them back in my days paying more attention to arms and armour. I bet those props were better than they look like they should be.

[@liquiddevil7396]

Send me all your money. I’ll get you some

[@esotericdrawing5856]

This is my favorite Adult Swim thing ever

[@jaredletos1stcousin144]

1. SHUMWAY 2. Me (the most humble man) 3. Martin Luther king jr. 4. Gandhi 5. Norse gods 6. Other gods 7. adult swim 8. Adult swam 9. Swimming adult 10. Indo Yamamoto

[@DannySullivanMusic]

I'm glad I could get a live demonstration of the products before making the purchase. 5/5 Seller, will buy again!

[@Elk0990]

I'm gonna buy a minigun and put it on my 'shelf'.

[@bigpompano1659]

“Recipient of the pentagons sincere apology award”

[@spagett2487]

What the hell is Mark Proksch doing here?! Does he know that the On Cinema family is looking for him?!

[@billyshearer1]

It's Spagett! Five bags of popcorn and a samurai sword