Robot Chicken - Historical Jokes Part 2

This compilation just might contain some of the most outrageously offensive moments in Robot Chicken history with jokes about Anne Frank, 12 Years a Slave, and mentally challenged people fighting Hitler!

[@papa_squat]

Hey, you should be thanking Santa. He saved you the guilt of killing all your cool new German friends the next day.

[@nneeerrrd]

LOL true 🤣

[@russellcampbell3500]

Classic

[@eneiliobelanger3766]

but now you have shell shock from all ya friends dying

[@Jebu911]

Supposedly the germans won a friendly football match 3-2 during the december truce and thats why the war continued.

[@1CE.]

It was actually very hard for them too What ended up happening is neither side wanted to fight so they had to move the men to other parts of the front

[@pickles751]

honestly the 1776 movie should be actually made

[@aidanhelfrich4887]

The closest thing in real life would be the Netflix film America the movie it’s both hilarious and a ridiculously bad crack film simultaneously

[@baldrickthedungspreader3107]

Mel Gibsons the patriot already exists

[@batman_but_caked_up]

There’s a movie about Abraham Lincoln fighting vampires. he’s like John wick and it’s super over the top serious and badass with grappling stake guns, and a shitload of hatchets for some reason. There’s also an Abraham Lincoln vs zombies movie, and it’s just as cheap and cheesy as it sounds. It’s beautiful.

[@batman_but_caked_up]

Redbox loved that shit for some reason because is was a preview in like half of there movies in like 2010

[@justpeachy1857]

america the motion picture you are welcome :D

[@ChristianofEngland]

Absolutely hilarious I love the effort that goes into robot chicken

[@bobafett22005]

I agree!

[@Adwarf_Heightler2023]

@@bobafett22005 Next video about the soviet union and how stolen died and when the soviet union went to crap.

[@user-lr8ow2jg4e]

2:39 This dude is an absolute Omega chad. Survives getting shot in the head 50 times, stops 3 assassinations, succeeds only to get shot, still satisfied. I strive to be like him.

[@bobafett22005]

Seeing your Master Shake avatar, I just gotta ask. Did you hear the news about Aqua Teen Hunger Force coming back?

[@user-lr8ow2jg4e]

@@bobafett22005 I haven't finished the show yet. I'm only 7 seasons in.

[@Burningpaladin]

Hey who was the third guy?

[@deadeyejackal2829]

@@Burningpaladin reagan i think

[@PaikalSG0]

@@deadeyejackal2829 Well he did spare 33 years of Agony and ultimately the death of James Scott Brady, the White House Press Secretary at the time. Unfortunately in "OTL" he did received a gunshot to the head during Reagan's assasination that resulted in him be permanent disable...make you wonder if swift death would have not been kinder

[@98liquid]

A T-Rex shooting a Time Traveller with a Gun...... Pretty Historically Accurate to me.

[@screenname6829]

NGL my simpleton ass really thought the t rex would just eat the critically wounded time traveler.....that first 9mm hit his sternum and split my sides 😂

[@PrincessKnightNekolucario8742]

Ahh it's looks so fing cool T rex: Pulls gun out Holy sh*t he's packing heat

[@pyr0cyb3r]

You can't prove it isn't.

[@mikeohawk95]

He, made from growing a trex in a,lab and giving it s gun in;the future and sending it back to kill another Dic in the past

[@MrBumpy2013]

Damn, 1776 looks awesome. Can't wait to see it.

[@anandmorris]

Trex with a gun is more accurate than American soldiers on the western front in 1914.

[@indiscriminaterailfan]

or the weird black arm bands with the flag on all the Germans soldiers

[@EmeraldoTheDragon]

I love how Seth MacFarlane made Santa sound just like Stan Smith. 🤣

[@joelspringman523]

Who's Stan Smith?

[@ThoriberoCaroli]

@@joelspringman523 The dad in American Dad.

[@joelspringman523]

@@ThoriberoCaroli Thanks.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

he phoned in a little of his roles so it’s not unusual for him to

[@Prettywhite4awhiteguy]

Well to be fair Stan and his family do have a long standing problem with Santa and this would totally be something Stan would do to make Santa look like a bad guy 😅

[@SirV3nt]

A T-rex that shoots infinite shotgun shells out of a revolver. Clearly, the knowledge of the ancients has been lost to us for too long.

[@jjherandez343]

4:31 Roleplaying be like

[@outre00]

11:47 is my all time favorite robot chicken clip 🤣🤣🤣

[@lukehauser1182]

Wow, I had no idea that the Wright Brothers were pro wrestlers! Amazing what you learn on youtube. 6:00

[@NorthernWisconsinandStuff]

Mad mad props to the animators. 02:50. The flag has 48 stars. Spot on attention to detail.

[@VerityFraser]

Santa should have landed by the Canadian trenches, they would have been with him 100%.

[@SageoftheForlornPath]

3:29 Ultimate Surrender

[@cjmatthews-kq1dd]

One of the most underrated animations of all time. I love family guy etc but they get boring robot chicken never gets boring. Nice one Boba fett👍👍

[@OctacleEdits]

Did Prof. Quibblefingers just birth a timeline where dinosaurs were packing heat?

[@scottylewis8124]

How is he not dead from those bullets?!

[@bostonrailfan2427]

how do you know they weren’t? 😉😎

[@LivingEpicness1]

In Christmas 1914 they did in fact had a truce between Germany and Britain and the war had a chance to end right there and then if it weren't for the higher ups' egos. So many lives needlessly lost.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

the three cousins couldn’t help themselves: they didn’t want to look bad in front of their second-cousins

[@jonathanwebster7091]

@@bostonrailfan2427well, apart from one cousin (George V) being a powerless figurehead and France being, y’know, a republic. But otherwise…

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@jonathanwebster7091 ,..if you ignore Germany, Japan, Austria-Hungary, Ottoman Empire, and Russia then sure 🙄

[@jonathanwebster7091]

@@bostonrailfan2427 well the Japanese and Ottoman monarchs weren’t related to the others for reasons that should be obvious, and the Austrian ones were only distantly related to the rest, but otherwise…

[@scottylewis8124]

1776. Directed by Zack Snyder. Written by Frank Miller

[@CampbellCornLab]

The Wright brothers were from Dayton Ohio, NOT Kity Hawk. Otherwise, I fact checked and it looks great!!!

[@Azmina_the_warlock]

It said Kitty Hawk was where they made the first flight, not that they were born there

[@JoshuaTootell]

That's why North Carolina has "First in Flight" with an image of the Wright Flyer on their license plate.

[@fosphor8920]

that whole thing looked like the future of the American education system :o

[@Zwei4815]

@@JoshuaTootell Connecticut was first in flight, the Wrights had the first filmed flight.

[@bobafett22005]

I'd like to see a follow-up sketch to Educational Wrestling Federation, this time it could be William Shakespeare vs. Edgar Allen Poe or something like that lol.

[@scottylewis8124]

George Washington Vs William Taft

[@papa_squat]

William Tecumseh Sherman Vs. Genghis Khan

[@asdfpoop33921]

8:07 although this technically references the denominations that were still made at that time, half cents were discontinued only 8 years earlier in 1857. The reason wasn't entirely due to inflation, but rather most people seemed to hate it

[@langbo9999]

1:05 he was quite the ladies man for real.

[@alexander1485]

1776 would be the best movie ever made.

[@codysimpson4052]

Funny thing is the Ben Franklin one isn't far off. Guy was an absolute hound!

[@williammoore1980]

It would have been funnier if the German guy had thought he was safe with a “Bear Jew & it turned out it was a bear of another kind who’d then proceeded to bend the German over.

[@ms.annthrope415]

The time traveler gets shot by John Wilkes Booth then got his skull blown apaprt by Lee Harvey Oswald. Had me laughing so hard. Be realistic in the Jack Sparrow fantasy😅.....when she said it gets quite humid in the tropics, i was expecting a joke about her crotch odor. 😂

[@defender2222]

@1:19 And now he's a hero with a time machine.

[@A_Imp_kon_floing...bdoing]

15:27 beware of your wish for christmas!

[@nathanhunter9784]

13:43-14:11 how can they make this the most offensive moment in human history

[@nathanhunter9784]

Tell me that is the most racist and offensive thing ever

[@luisf2793]

Guessing you’re not bright

[@LegoGoblin]

@@nathanhunter9784 I don't see any racism here

[@josemarquez86]

That 1776 is pretty fucking sweet😂

[@langbo9999]

And we all wish we was as big of a player as Benjamin Franklin.

[@WesPilkinton-fe1ei]

I'd watch the hell out of 1776, smoking both of the founding fathers favorite crop

[@eneiliobelanger3766]

the christmas truce one made me cry

[@matthewq4b]

Santa once again proving he's Canadian ...

T-Rex,14 rounds but no reload capability.

[@ariadneschild8460]

That Jack Sparrow bit had me dying.😂😂😂🤣

[@W4ter_M3lon76]

6:13 look its the wright brothers the people who called a glider a plane (they didn't invent the plane they invented a glider with a slingshot)

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

Laughed so hard I woke up my werewolf roommate

[@squizzlor]

Yeah Id still happily watch a 300 style 1776 film

[@anothermereapostleofjimpickens]

0:13 Tbf to the movie, it was based off propaganda from the time. In that sense it’s incredibly accurate

[@CuanticMonkey]

historical wrestling looks like a good idea

[@Michael-oq9ci]

Pretty accurate all things considered

[@0ceanManie]

11:47 caught me so off guard

[@kayleaf7549]

The Anne frank one was diabolical

[@abouououe2830]

10:04 WHY DID I KNOW IT WAS GONNA BE HER!?!?!?

[@AtheistOrphan]

# ‘Santa Claus is gunning you down’

[@jacopretorius9693]

The Jack Sparrow one was good 😂

[@War_Thunder_Napkin]

They got the tiger tank correct lol😂

[@GauntletKI]

1:00 love it

[@Clapperofcheeks5000]

So that’s why T rex had small hands

[@UnchainedEruption]

I would totally watch 1776. Looks like a crazy movie.

[@blademaster1227]

I learned more about history here then ever did in school. Lol

[@ErichoTTA]

15:17 Best joke.

[@Megalon-qc8pf]

3:50

[@joeclayton2121]

T-Rex had a gun lol he must be from the chicago area

[@sstff6771]

😂😂

[@Sabis2365]

"1776, it ain't accurate but it'll blow your fucking mind!"

[@shanekashtan8363]

10:12 is it wrong that I want to hear the full song?😅

[@EthanAnania]

8:21 Gotta love this one

[@A_Imp_kon_floing...bdoing]

11:19 oh my god

[@pebuh6706]

Merely caught up in a bit of comedy!!!

[@aegisofhonor]

I'd watch 1776 in a split second, that movie looks awesome. I mean, they made Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter and Braveheart, so the bar for historical accuracy has already been set way lower than that.

[@dragonsword7370]

That's it, I'm now telling any history class while covering The Great War that Santa Claus single-handedly extended the war from 1914 to 1918 Nov. 11th, if he didn't interefere.

[@Insane_Animation_By_Sclay]

This is Ohio! 😂 Awesome punchlines, I love all of their references because the US has a complicated history and it's hard not to get into a misunderstanding. Doing my own stop motion parodies and their content always inspired me to do more

[@Nerval-kg9sm]

He said "this is America" not "Ohio." Ohio was a minor, fringe territory of the British and French then.

[@Insane_Animation_By_Sclay]

@@Nerval-kg9sm U didn't get the meme

[@leonasceramics]

Pure gold

[@SH00T_TH3PUMP]

1:08 that took me tf out 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@waveyman21]

This is the funniest shit I ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hannahdelvecchio7521]

That Diamme thanks any color reminds me of home alone Diary of Anne Frank

[@DrHotWarLove]

With the exception of the Paul Revere bit, it was always Heroes with time machines.

[@BDESal]

Stan smith is Santa confirmed

[@langbo9999]

T-rex was the gangster of the dinosaurs.

[@germansojopagan7381]

Hold that pose 😆😆😆 like a boss.

[@ecgameplayer]

Totally inaccurate, he would've been surrounded by older women.

[@germansojopagan7381]

@@ecgameplayer 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i know.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

@@ecgameplayerif i didn’t come across that elsewhere i wouldn’t believe it…but it’s true! …he just didn’t want to pay child support 😎

[@Aaronbinhadden]

Educational wrestling would be awesome

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

I want it to be real

[@DivoGo]

Betsy Ross as the Oracle. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@corpsevibes7458]

"Give me candy" 💀

[@hannahdelvecchio7521]

They say Inglourious Basterds on that as a girly

[@noonespecial9704]

To think the Christmas truce would've ended the war... IF DOYAL JUST ASKED FOR FUCKING SOCKS!!!!

[@theone-tg4ey]

This is cannon, this is exactly how it happened , I remember, I was there

[@A_Imp_kon_floing...bdoing]

"Wiener Schnitzel" xDDDD

[@JohnDoe-kf7md]

I love the beginning with the founding fathers ❤😂

[@oliknowles7645]

8:07 Lincoln becomes a penny😂😂😂

[@jacklow9611]

He's also on the $5 bill.

[@theaces3697]

1776... That clip seems to be the history Americans seem to be taught 😂

[@STH151NicoleFan]

Thank you Cornelius Q Quibblefingers for saving 3 of our Presidents.

[@WednesdayAddamsMW]

Technically two; Reagan was wounded, but survived.

[@Anonym-yr4qn]

6:10 is that big smoke?

[@dr.bright6272]

0:28 are they lizard people?

[@hannahdelvecchio7521]

Well that was Lizzie McGuire

[@prodmethovenone]

11:47

[@hannahdelvecchio7521]

I want to have done it up this

[@mattdunster]

And spiders 🕷

[@thehobowizard]

Is that Malcolm Mcdowell in the opening?

[@michaelsmyth3935]

8:52 Book of the Damned

[@hannahdelvecchio7521]

Technically how can they be friends because analyses American don’t usually become Jojo rabbit

[@EverGrey264]

14:58 Should not surprise that this is an actual story in the Bible...

[@GalenNight]

300 is a true story the movie was just based off of Frank Miller’s comic book

[@BRITISH87PATRIOT]

Oh look it's jumping Jesus on a pogo stick 😂😂😂

[@RonJohn63]

2:28 Is that supposed to be Reagan assassinated?

[@Sensist-2029]

Any Vomit Scenes in this?

[@user-TheVirus_Offical]

*SOCKS*

[@holz_name]

The fox story is really in the Bible ROFL

[@hannahdelvecchio7521]

I think it’s a two-story I believe it when I see it for real True story

[@CocainBuzz]

You finished ?

[@blairbrown4812]

1:50 When he returned to the 24th century,the Nameless One would return to the Federation as a hero for saving the lives of millions of trans individuals by cock-blocking the most influential historical figure to turn against them.

[@hannahdelvecchio7521]

That’s cute and funny and sad