Melanie Martinez- Detention (s l o w e d)

[@cordiellia4086]

I’m tempted to watch the movie over again

[@aestheticg8681]

Cordiellia honest same I’m considering it 😂

[@JoseHernandez-sm3ww]

I’ve literally watched it like 4 times

[@agnes0909]

@@JoseHernandez-sm3ww same

[@kyrarose6625]

Do it😂

[@Oliver-fw6rc]

Especially since it's getting taken down in a week.

[@mitorots]

1:14 *edits are quaking*

[@gianna4982]

Anime-Aholic I have a edit to this song lmfaoo💀

[@tittieslol9231]

Multivanilla Edits omg WHERE I NEED TO SEE IT

[@swagmamas825]

Multivanilla Edits LEMME SEE

[@fluffyclouden]

LMFOAOAOAO

[@mxstical_]

i am getting attacked again

[@wholecaker]

this sounds even sexier in slo mo wow

[@zanegarglezsehmen]

I thought I was the only one who thought this song was weirdly seductive.

[@wholecaker]

Sammi Unnie it does have a sexual vibe 😭

[@nicoleagundiz712]

@@zanegarglezsehmen SAME

[@alesha5997]

How do you guys think this song is seductive ITS ABOUT SITTING IN A ROOM aka detention

[@UnfamiliarEyes]

Lime_ peach you obviously didn’t get the memo

[@heroinehei]

when I first heard detention, I thought it said “chow mein” instead of “chopped meat”

[@anisam5509]

WAIT IT SAYS CHOPPED MEAT I THOUGHT IT WAS CHOW MEIN

[@whosgodatheismbelike3505]

I THOUGHT IT WAS CHICKEN REAL

[@albertfandom9528]

AGDHANCSS

[@sidswin5313]

HAHAHAHA

[@strxberrishortcqke]

I THOUGHT IT WAS SHOP ME I-

[@xpastel_acex9156]

My dad caught me dancing to it and took a 10 second look at the screen and when he left I said "They are glossy ass nails."

[@xpastel_acex9156]

@@m6yooz856 my dad

[@m6yooz856]

Oh, XD

[@uzaylarkadas262]

Oh god

[@samb2814]

loool

[@prettylikeaknife]

LMAOO

[@angelicamichel7664]

My sleep paralysis monster looking kinda thicc 😏

[@densmaasandag3041]

STOP BRO-

[@rreverie.]

Izzy Bayar STOP BRO- more like STEP BRO-

[@prettylikeaknife]

👁👄👁

[@nosir4707]

༄fendi 🤭👄🤭

[@prettylikeaknife]

No Sir lmfaoo this is beautiful

[@Kalisdeluxe]

Billie: i'm the bad guy Melanie:i'm not a bad guy

[@charlottericho7952]

bruh that makes no sense

[@nikoletahristova7456]

@@charlottericho7952 it does lol

[@bongowrld]

@@charlottericho7952 You must be extremely dumb then lol.

[@fourearwolf3315]

@@bongowrld They probably meant that it doesn’t make sense because Billie isn’t the dark or edgy type and Melanie is. So Billing saying she’s the bad guy and Melanie saying she isn’t is funny because, you know, it’s the other way around.

[@carlahernandez8066]

ºOOFº

[@rxinmsp9079]

1:14 is...AMAZING HOLY- Edit: Ma'am or sir how do you not have 1MIL views yet? I NEED THE LOGIC IN THIS

[@mrseriser5706]

Because people don’t get recommended this and maybe they don’t like it

[@C_Yana]

👍🏾

[@tobiaserinrogers9080]

It has 1M now 😌

[@Sage707]

@Vhararo !!! 1.6 million now 👺☝️

[@Nedj01]

@@Sage707 2.2 million now

[@memyselfi9374]

use me as a "I'm here before 1M views" button.

[@eggeggeggegg6019]

are you 2 weeks old

[@yumeko-studio9877]

egg egg egg egg 😂

[@cravings6908]

hii

[@jjxrden]

no shut up

[@heylol1928]

Yee yee

[@adsterisk_8582]

POV: you're a second-grader who got caught sticking your hand in the soap dispenser by the bathroom monitor. You're so going to detention.

[@Lesbianmango]

A 2nd grader with those nails? I'm scared-

[@kar-men]

@@Lesbianmango some second graders actually wear those nails don’t be surprised

[@thickynicky6907]

@@kar-men AAAA THAT’S SCARY I-

[@sunflowerdust8630]

I know someone who has nails like that in my year 😖😖😖😖

[@AlanaeImontae]

anyone else doing weird slow dances in bed🤣

[@mamamarz2190]

ME

[@m30w66]

Nylah Timone me

[@0oRexVeninLuvsHeartso0]

🤣 no I’m doing it in a zoom class with my my camera off. S##T MY TEACHER SAW ME CAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED MY CAMERA!!!

[@skylie8885]

Yep

[@localgarbagecan._.8557]

Yep doing it rn XD

[@immortalver]

plays it in 1.25x speed am i a joke to you?

[@Javelyn.]

?

[@eliza-yb2xv]

XD

[@axk3l]

Yes you are a joke to me

[@immortalver]

Kelly Clark ahahaha do i know you?

[@axk3l]

@@immortalver No you do not know me but I am saying you are a joke to me

[@roastedcheese3121]

am I the only one imagining a stripper dancing in slowmo

[@renuwu734]

Sadly no ;-;

[@godsyassafiedtwinbrother5451]

nope same hear

[@Sam-kp5fo]

I read this comment and now I’m imagining that but hisoka

[@mya2641]

it's me. i'm the stripper.

[@renuwu734]

@@mya2641 oop

[@saccharine697]

Everyone be like: omg, glossy nails i just see: Sausages with pink lube

[@Craze_1209]

XD wow we have the same thought process

[@24kprincesa64]

omg i cant un see sausages with pink lube now

[@nevermind4233]

Me to😂 but then I see the nails

[@saccharine697]

@@nevermind4233 forget the nails, those fingers do look like sausages

[@rhiannonsimpson9015]

Sameer lol

[@izzyoh5531]

all of the sounds and effects put over the song just makes this feel like a fever dream, and this is why I love melanie

[@Interludes]

Nice... but I hate 4:49

[@Oliver-fw6rc]

That part honestly ruins the song.

[@axk3l]

Ya'll are sooo funny. Bruh just click the replay button, like ya'll are not cool

[@Javelyn.]

Eh

[@bei864]

Munji 。 bish u made me end the video

[@Interludes]

@@bei864 lol sorry not sorry

[@idiotwastaken.]

thought those were condoms i-

[@Xanshall]

omg me too xDDD

[@Destiny-ts5sj]

Let's head out together😂😂

[@stinkaaa.4669]

😂

[@Javelyn.]

Oh my

[@kaylinaurelia2592]

Thought those were pink sausages

[@iianqelz3322]

detention will always be in my heart along with high school sweethearts 🥺💕✨

[@StrwwberryJam]

SO REAL!! Those two definitely have to be my favorites out of K-12 🩷🩷

[@spaghetti4705]

1:14 god that part IGSITSTISIYD

[@kennedy3735]

YESSSSS

[@marilisromanicaceres4435]

Same! that part tho

[@vivi4842]

**me acting like I'm in an edit**

[@imgay1828]

@@vivi4842 same 😂😂

[@laurenwilonne]

0:37 If i dont *smell back* alright.

[@idiotwastaken.]

lxuren stop i-

[@laurenwilonne]

@@idiotwastaken. ight im sorry but i misheard that 😔✌️

[@Destiny-ts5sj]

😂😂

[@astraea1512]

She said if I don’t smile back alright

[@laurenwilonne]

@@astraea1512 i know lol

[@dumitru._.andreea._.222]

I was like : What sis she put her hand into 0.0 btw , nice remix :))

[@nosleep1804]

i think its melted candle?

[@valerie1325]

@@nosleep1804 wouldn't that hurt? The things we do for aesthetic

[@nosleep1804]

@@valerie1325 yes it hurts i think?but not alot i mean idk i never tried it,but you got the point:people do too much for internet..

[@bubries]

i used to do that a lot its just warm so it doesnt hurt that much :)

[@nosleep1804]

@@bubries wait i think there is name for it?like candle vasseline or something?

[@anonymousx_x6364]

"pRetEnDing EveRythiNg's alRigHt iS DetEntiOn" so I'm in detention 24/7

[@hambuhgo]

I see this as a relationship that doesn't have anything about love just s3x

[@hollz8074]

I genuinely love Mel’s runs at the beginning of the song I wish they were more prominent in the song 😍

[@westanmelaniemartinez9764]

Who else’s tried dancing like Melanie to this 😂 x

[@sofiaespinozaana6852]

when you didn't know your favorite song could get better

[@crimsoncloud8620]

Those look like cut off pp’s covered in pink hand soap

[@untitled-8538]

Crimson Cloud 🤣🤣🤣I KN ONW

[@xxxshadowsxxx9373]

BRUHH😂😂😂

[@avery1504]

That’s enough internet for today

[@attynmarshall4173]

Yall so immature i cant- 😂😂

[@hellokittyfangorl]

Shaijahajsbjeo

[@haddiedoesstuff]

Detention is underrated, My favorite song out of the whole album.

[@sw-suddentraveller]

Hits harder when your actually in detention....

[@airconditioner7850]

the picture gives me anxiety

[@adottyy_buggout]

Ikr ;-;

[@emmamaggio.0559]

I'm not a bad guy So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? Alright? I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is (shh) The teachers don't care about me Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm chopped meat I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is detention I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time" Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Tonight I can feel your blood pressure rise Let me crawl up into your mind Pretending everything's alright (is detention)

[@plushy_bee1012]

If you don’t know this song by heart then I can’t talk to you smh🤡😐🙃

[@toodiehunter2992]

I thought she said baby can u meet me tonight😂

[@xmwiireu]

@@toodiehunter2992 she does

[@xmwiireu]

istg I dont mean this in any mean wayat all, but I think you messed up a few words >_

[@emmamaggio.0559]

@@xmwiireu i literally copy & pasted from google

[@ThemessiahistherealRabbi]

3:17 I wanna go home n you say no it's not the time - The best part 😫

[@holholxo3556]

everyone: thinking these are condoms and saying "its even sexier now" me: *gagging*

[@THESIXTHEGG]

Grow up lol

[@xena631]

You’re a gacha..

[@bxnny_Chanw3w]

@@xena631 so what if she is a gacha

[@xena631]

@@bxnny_Chanw3w it means that you and her are weird asf

[@crxziar]

@@xena631 some people ARENT IN THE SEXUAL MOOD STFU

[@eileen_reyes]

3:45 to 3:56 is my favorite part.

[@_mirikugacha_1637]

Eileen Maire Reyes the silence?

[@eileen_reyes]

_Miriku Gacha_ yes I like the beat to it 😊

[@abbyurdaddy6380]

no one ever talks abt how hot this song is-

[@danika5284]

detention and wheels on the bus are my favv

[@itz_shika]

*I'm physically exhausted~*

[@queenc28]

3:44 i love it-

[@michellehernandez1077]

Put the bottom of ur phone in ur mouth(where the speaker is)u won’t regret I swear

[@Destiny-ts5sj]

Yo I don't regret it

[@sophiakatzenberger1120]

Omg it worked when I closed my mouth it did that thing! sksksksk

[@turtlespoons]

🗿🗿

[@axk3l]

@@michellehernandez1077 Do you know what the 3 dots on the side to somebody's comment is? Clearly you don't because I saw you comment on 1 of that girls comment. Anyways, so click the 3 dots and on the top it would say "Reply*. Click that and there you go. Thanks to me you finally know how to reply to somebody's comment the right way.

[@ave3960]

IKR

[@nosleep1804]

honestly i love K-12 but Crybaby is still more iconic,my opinion

[@Oliver-fw6rc]

Yeah. After a few times listening to these songs they all start sounding the same.

[@vnzzero1874]

Silent x Night yes I agree

[@chels6742]

X2

[@yourlocaltrashcan4438]

@@Oliver-fw6rc Recess sounds a little bit different..

[@Oliver-fw6rc]

@KX Navs Yes, there are exceptions.

[@nichheaven9266]

*when u realize the background pic are not c o n d o m s .* *Yes sis. I thought that too* ☺

[@yora977]

imagine your crush pinning you too a wall at a party while this songs plays with red led lights~~ 😩🌙🥰

[@melaniemartinezschild9366]

Oh hell My Mind Took That Too Far- I-

[@darrellbalentine7377]

As someone who fucks regularly with red lights... that sounds AMAZING!!! But sis... you need to listen to two times by ØRĒNDA ... you’ll DIE❤️

[@sunxflowermeadowsxo8991]

-i

[@allyxoxo8972]

@@darrellbalentine7377 sksksksksks- 😂😫

[@ramenlol3568]

Darrell Balentine i got heart beats in my 😼

[@lyn4244]

This version of the song is SO BEAUTIFUL, I can't-

[@cupcakeperfume]

I’m about to watch the movie for the 5th time 🤗

[@magdabogusz229]

Wait, I've watched the film like 15 times-

[@uzaylarkadas262]

Oh i am New then (2)

[@doggoqueen5968]

I love when it's in slow mo it's more relaxing

[@cam-mw9vu]

The chorus sounds so fucking hot, oh my-

[@wxtermelontea3760]

This picture makes me uncomfortable like those nails I-

[@kdgofclyrics238]

i’m *addicted*

[@anonymoususer5487]

someone tell me WHY i thought the picture on the screen was of SAUSAGES

[@MGCKILLJOYZ]

My hands after touching maple syrup:

[@yourlocalsofthoe55]

having bad urges while listening to this song hits different

[@-deadroses651]

1:14 ok bye gonna go edit

[@ashleywhite9741]

Could u do Class Fight??~ Btw this is one of my favourites, thx for being so fast

[@xcccs8192]

1:19 💞

[@itsmx.c3141]

everyone feels sexy until the shy girl in the back of the class dances to this...

[@lillianrichardson821]

1:14 trust me

[@clem8350]

The 63 dislikes are all the teachers and staff at K-12

[@azzzzzzzraelllllll]

yes

[@cliffemall.]

detention really is one of the best songs of the album

[@niaanopickles]

this gave me nostalgia to when I would blast this on my speakers and relax. I miss those times.

[@mele8332]

THIS IS MY VIBE

[@eliza-yb2xv]

finally someone did detention

[@aishashalaan3630]

i love melanie

[@ririrockz6821]

ok but can we talk about the background of the nails like what is that pattern bruh-

[@murrycurry]

0:57 was me- violet ofc

[@j4smine]

1:13 The kill part that y'all were looking for

[@brihqnnq]

*ughhh my fav is even better now, time to listen to this over a hundred times...again*

[@neoxskz]

*lowkey thought the image was a photo of pink condoms filled with water*

[@amysmith2316]

POV: you are at a party with your dream guy, you got drunk and started singing to the melody, you lean your dream guy and say, "Baby can you meet me tonight in detention~?" His heart starts beating faster, you say "I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension. Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention~?" and you start making out :>

[@julesrules5685]

Everyone be like: something I just see: That one nail that has something in it that's constantly bothering me-

[@alexn2922]

OK, AT THE START, THAT HEADPHONE EFFECT- IM NOT WEARING HEADPHONES, I HAVE MY IPAD AND I WAS LISTENING TO THIS, IT STILL SOUNDS LIKE A DOOR IS OPENING BEHING ME, GOD DAMN

[@mang9106]

Pov: Your family is high tier in your area, because that they have a reputation. At your your school, your known as the " posh and quiet girl" Your teachers only like you due to the fact your quite wealthy. Your constantly have a smile on your face, always kind to people even if they're rude...... One day your not feeling it. Your not feeling like smiling. You don't want to wear these clothes. You'e tired. As you walk down the hallways, people stare at you. One person yells " WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GOOD GIRL HUH?!?!" For the first time in 3 years.. You yell " IM PHYSICALLY EXHAUSTED TIRED OF THIS LIFE THAT I HAVE TO KEEP IM DONE LET ME BE." pretending everything is alright is... 𝐷𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 Omg this is so cringey lol

[@sexyrat8693]

I actually really like this😊❤️❤️

[@evlysian7670]

At first i thought the pucture was condoms dipped in something😂

[@bunnytsx]

Karmachu_Daweirdo :3 me toooooo i was like what the heck??😭😭

[@evlysian7670]

@@bunnytsx lmao mby its common

[@LPS_0007]

Karmachu_Daweirdo :3 same

[@rockdaboat8]

and I oop-

[@evlysian7670]

@@rockdaboat8 latvian version what we made😂:un es ups- eskā eskā.if youre latvian youll prob get it but prob youre not

[@nai1774]

I TRIED TO LEARN THE DANCE AND- 😭

[@andreabarok412]

New fav song

[@melanieestrada01]

please do the whole album !! 💕

[@cath8688]

Melanie: im not a bad guy Billie: im the baaad guy

[@sakurassock4890]

Yesss I luv thisss🥺💖💖

[@heavenharris8531]

I didn't know i needed this in my life till I heard it❤

[@marvelous7763]

I'm getting 2020 vibes already lol

[@kiwiklove]

Same :°c

[@r1o577]

I'm physically ExHAUsted.😩

[@somwiii]

4:48 *ME KEEPS ON VIBING* 4:49 ... BUT WHY?!

[@eviemayyy]

My favourite k-12 song and it’s so much hotter slowed 💃🛐

[@l.s.b.m.a]

Lyrics : I'm not a bad guy So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? Alright? I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness Can't you see it? You're too busy seeking selfish wishes Don't care how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-de-detention De-de-detention Pretending everything's alright is (shh) The teachers don't care about me Fuck how I feel as long as I make money They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm chopped meat I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness Can't you see it? You're too busy seeking selfish wishes Don't care how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-de-detention De-de-detention Pretending everything's alright is detention I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time" Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah Start calling up my phone tryna say that I've been out of line When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Tonight, I can feel your blood pressure rise Let me crawl up into your mind Pretending everything's alright (is detention)

[@moondust_asmr]

Yall probably know this but she doesnt say "baby can you meet me tonight", shes says "hey can you meet me tonight". Edit: nvm they fixed up the lyrics on google, they USED to say hey but now they say baby

[@toodiehunter2992]

Oop-

[@princessatchico5080]

0:12 THAT BEAT KILLED ME o wait im suppose to be dead now bye... XP

[@chubbybunny1025]

This make me feel some time of 💃🏽W A Y💃🏽

[@ilyurprtty]

so r we gonna talk abt the amazing dance in the movie or nah 😀

[@-jefries9758]

melanie : i'm not a bad guy Billie: but i'm bad guy.

[@ok-rf7fm]

I believe in Melanie Martinez supermacy🦋

[@noodlefishes]

That picture is just so satisfying.

[@fran4386]

i feel im sitting in the grass is night and im listening to this

[@aprilrainee]

Am I the only person who gets a weirdly seductive vibe from this song?

[@sweaterweather4093]

i know this whole song word by word

[@sxnflower_sxxds7352]

✨Beatiful song and video✨

[@tragicgacha6960]

i just noticed this, the song slowed down at the beginning sounds like drama club

[@razz5674]

~ Lyrics ~ I'm not a bad guy So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? Alright? I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is (shh) The teachers don't care about me Fuck how I feel, as long as I make money They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm chopped meat I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time Sadness, can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self-pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-detention De-detention Pretending everything's all right is detention I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time" Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah Stop calling up my phone, trying to say that I've been out of line When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom Hey, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Tonight I can feel your blood pressure rise Let me crawl up into your mind Pretending everything's alright (is detention)

[@cloud-hl1kt]

little angel, I came to remind you that you are special, enough and made with a lot of love, Jesus loves you a lot and waits for your voice and heart ;3

[@soupytime4502]

this is probably something id listen to while sleeping

[@nicoreisch8185]

This song and then the dance... I'm dying

[@harleenxoxo]

oml- put this on 2, that hits different- likes shes rapping

[@irisalexandratrejovaldez7812]

Put it in 0.25.... It sounds like hell :O

[@mrducky1635]

Thank you. Just… thank you.