Humans meet Doomguy - DOOM Eternal Funny Moment

Funny scenes in DOOM Eternal

[@Joecbg100]

Ok I'm getting this now

[@tfg_8564]

you look like a young carson

[@petyakov9200]

2:01 Terminator 2 moment

[@enriquegutierrezramirez7777]

Lol but of course le epic cinematics im I right? Rip n tear! Lol

[@bigballzmcdrawz2921]

It's a smart life choice trust me👍

[@5678sothourn]

Notice he doesn’t kill any humans. Not even UAC

[@kinajardine9009]

"Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?" Doomguy: *CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK* Want shoot bang bang!

[@lucielm]

I may be old Buuut I swear the sound of the safety protocols being disabled is from 3D Pinball Space Cadet on the old Windows pcs. I mean like 97 era.

[@fjack765]

@@lucielm old school reference

[@lucielm]

@@fjack765 You hear it too? It sounds like the refuling sound effect from going through the upper level on the left of the pinball screen.

[@fjack765]

@@lucielm mick gordon did use OG dooms musical references. So this is no big surprise

[@legocat0306]

LordVulpix it is man!!

[@qanh96]

Guard: Hey that's my gun! Doomguy: It's my gun. Guard: It's your gun.

[@bluerosekoro8875]

Anh Tien Quang Nguyen yeah the moment he takes your things your argument is no longer valid

[@shouldi9283]

It's Our Gun

[@bepin9854]

@@shouldi9283 ya called?

[@shouldi9283]

@@bepin9854 yes

[@alostkid3879]

@@shouldi9283 form the Soviet Union.

[@mojo_joju]

I love Doomguy's personality in this game. Like yeah sure, he can rip demons apart with his bare hands, but he also fist bumps little collectible figurines like a kid

[@sweetbabycheesus8497]

Cuz dude isnt sane anymore. Boy snapped long ago😂

[@ladywaffle2210]

​@@sweetbabycheesus8497 Honestly, I doubt that. Doomguy shows remarkable foresight throughout Eternal; he knows exactly what he's doing when he does stuff, and it's all calculated. Case in point: Shooting a hole into Mars. He needs to get to an underground portal, so rather than take the long, difficult approach of spelunking around looking for a cave, wasting valuable time, he creates a path there in a fraction of the time. Alternatively, retrieving the Crucible; he knows what it does and how to utilize it. He's not insane; he's wholly, terribly sane. (Plus, fist bumping an action figure? You're telling me you've never done that?) (It's also much funnier for him to be a totally average guy in most regards that just happens to fucking _despise_ demons.)

[@sweetbabycheesus8497]

@@ladywaffle2210 he has obviously ptsd. He gets flashbacks when he touches his armor in Doom 2016. He doesnt even talk. He was many years ALONE in hell, lost his wife, his kid and the worst, his rabbit daisy by the hand of demons. And of course he knows what the crucible does, he was the King of the Nightsentinels. After all that, he definitly ISNT sane anymore. Dude got some lose screws. We even can see small Rabbids walking around in EVERY level (they are daisy).

[@sweetbabycheesus8497]

And this is just an idea from me: What if everything is just in his mind? If he went so insane after the death of his family (And his rabbid of course) that he imagines it.

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@sweetbabycheesus8497 PTSD doesn't equal insanity. Neither does selective muteness.

[@canis_machina7280]

The first dude not only showed no fear, but was starstruck, excited, talkative, and tried to be as helpful as he could. Massive balls on that dude. Would love to see him make a return in a DOOM game, either as an excited fangirl, or a spinoff where meeting the DoomSlayer motivated him to join the UAC Marine Security detail to kick demonic ass.

[@AGrumpyPanda]

You'll be happy to know that's exactly what happens. He continues to appear throughout the game as basically the only person who not only isn't afraid of the Slayer, but hangs around to make sure all the tech stuff that needs to be done back home gets done.

[@cqrson8079]

dude he's literally doomguy's intern in the first DLC

[@theharvinator7935]

@@cqrson8079 we call him internguy

[@SwedishEmpire1700]

Why would anyone be that afriad of the marine, its almost like some sort of player power-masturbation thing...?

[@sirllamaiii9708]

t. Person who does not know doom lore

[@eaterofchickens5438]

Just casually blows up a portion of Mars, with a building sized BFG... Then rewarded you with a BFG... This game has its priorities straight.

[@jedimojojojo1603]

Lol ha

[@creepypastaguy6662]

HAIL THE BIG FUCKING GUN

[@professionaldumbass9958]

“Danger all personnel Flee to Mars surface The doomsayer has control of the bfg”

[@hugosinclair6798]

@@professionaldumbass9958 doomslayer victims in a nutshell

[@Apoc2K]

The way he mashes the trigger. The only thing he's concerned with is the thing not firing fast enough.

[@arcexoticdragon8576]

Other People: *Freaking out* That one scientist: _well I just want to say that I’m a huge fan_

[@justsomeponywithamustache8731]

@Wild Doge Knowing Doomguy... he probably would

[@lordfriedrick7911]

That one scientist woman: *BREED ME!!!*

[@shark4wd]

That woul be me

[@rusted8444]

I-I CAN'T LIKE

[@UZero1997]

666 likes epic

[@boltthunder2061]

"I'm serious that guy doesn't scare me i'd like to see him try" *immediately shits pants*

[@lucienhalf7105]

ARC Guard: "I think I need a new pair of pants & underwear!!"

[@Hwks-music]

Doomguy "Heard you talking shit"

[@ideeAMxCC]

@@lucienhalf7105 its UAC

[@shinigami9851]

@@Hwks-music also Doomguy: You wanna say that again?

[@sirfloppy5118]

me: excuse me?

[@Yung_Bnoxxx]

Doomguy around humans: Gordon Ramsey in masterchef junior Doomguy around demons: Gordon Ramsay in masterchef

[@adamaunya69]

😂

[@ISpeakFacs]

@Nero The Backwards Oren I seriously don't know if you're sarcastic or not

[@McFlakies]

Doomguy on bosses: Gordon Ramsey on Hells Kitchen

[@acelee12]

@@Astrum05 there’s medication for that

[@neutralball1099]

@@acelee12 They’re gonna need more than medication.

[@mr.hanfblatt9152]

Guy with the red card: "do you want the red card?" Doomguy: "why is there something hanging on my red card and why is it talking?"

[@charleslindberg829]

Sounds about right.

[@skullgreymon]

More like Guy: you want red card? Doomguy: Stop talking.

[@zaelheimricht4978]

''Quiet, head.''

[@omnipotentazathoth5215]

What type of head

[@kingred111]

Other people always hang annoying things on their key chains.

[@vortz7578]

I like how the dialogue instantly corrects itself from “The Slayer has control of the BFG!” To “The Slayer has the BFG!” That scene imo was so badass

[@Sanquinity]

Yup, just because he can point it at something and pull the trigger doesn't mean he has control. :P Or interpreted in the other way: Quite the difference between having a weapon "in your possession", and "having a weapon".

[@PerfectAlibi1]

@@Sanquinity Doomguy IS a weapon... XD

[@Allantitan]

@@PerfectAlibi1everything else is just to make killing demons more satisfying for him

[@Spacebugg]

I think it just decided to say it differently for no reason. It says both after he gets the weapon so I don't think its a correction.

[@lunala2455]

I love how not only does he just casually walk past the guards he also steals his gun

[@AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF]

Solgaleo >

[@sandroschtolpe6803]

@@AndersonMallonyMALLONY-EricCF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 But i agree

[@4thwall271]

Bro already had one of those exact guns, why does he need another, bro trynna duel wield?

[@whatno2712]

@@4thwall271 just for the disrespect

[@InsanoRider777]

"You won't be needing that anymore."

[@afarsightfromokay]

Imagine being so angry that your allies have alarms to warn themselves and your enemies that you are walking around, doing things.

[@omnipotentazathoth5215]

Imagine alarm being like warning doomguy is taking a big crap

[@practic4l349]

Are they really allies though? the hologram woman always says stuff about how you should give all your blood to UAC or some shit

[@bwcmakro]

@@practic4l349 UAC as an entity went full on cultist, but the guys on the BFG facility seemed to not yet partake. That's what the "Corporate says we should let them through" was about. Corporate = cultist HQ, they want demons everywhere. Guys on Phobos were still trying to fight them.

[@practic4l349]

@@bwcmakro ooh I see that makes sense now so these guys and doomguy was the last hope for humanity because the others were already surrendered to demons

[@beanie640]

*Doom slayer has access to the fridge.*

[@AlexGTAgamer]

“Doomslayer has control of the BFG.” Demons: “I want to apologise.”

[@xornedge8204]

Doomslayer: “Denied”

[@theheretic3764]

The word “apology”....gets tossed around a lot these days...but...

[@angrymonkey2479]

Doomslayer: it’s too late for apologies now

[@adityabora9131]

Is this referring to that GTA-5 meme?😂😂

[@El_Presidente_5337]

The word "accepted" will get cut into the skin of a Baron of Hell

[@Deluxe-wb8vy]

Walks in, blows up Mars, leaves.

[@sandroschtolpe6803]

Hahahahaha true

[@kx7500]

Sigma grindset

[@kelotane]

You forgot the part where he *>refuses to elaborate*

[@Bullkingcobra]

@@kx7500 the disrespect

[@No.1RatedSalesman]

Refuses to elaborate

[@ShrubRustle]

I love the dichotomy in how he treats the UAC staff vs the ARC staff. He's dismissive of the ARC guys but he's not actively hostile in any way. Meanwhile, on the UAC base, he scared the guy with the keycard, steals one of the guards' plasma rifles... but he doesn't hurt anyone. He fucking HATES the UAC, but they're still humans.

[@Immajustwatch]

To demons he's actively aggressive, meanwhile to the UAC, he's just passively aggressive, doom slayer uses both types of aggression to defeat the ones he hates.

[@alveloss7880]

@CallMeAshe The Doom Slayer doesn't kill humans.

[@thepopwizard]

@CallMeAshe he just dragged a movable chair and the chain was made of very light material no he didn’t

[@demochris1786]

@@Immajustwatch why were they scared of him though?

[@Immajustwatch]

@@demochris1786 a tall armored man literally walks into your workspace is also known to have killed trillions of demons, is also known for his brutality and hatred towards the demons and your work so to happen to be helping the demons. Of course theyd be scared

[@MrZoran84]

1:56 best part for me. The voice acting is superb. The guard goes from stern authority to absolute jelly in seconds.

[@justhere4637]

Human to Jelly transformation.

[@EpicGamer-fl7fn]

dude even has the wallmart version of Praetor Suit too.

[@Manuel_Fal_Conde]

The guard's gender identity is questionable

[@concept5631]

Its the head movement that makes the scene for me. He's absolutely terrified and it shines through.

[@InsanityReborn]

"You can't be.. here.." No. YOU can't be HERE.

[@shutupnerd9694]

Scientist “no no don’t touch that it’s expensive” Doom guy: *”haha big gun go bang bang”*

[@frongbong7014]

I'm eating cereal , i see this and then i start choking

[@shutupnerd9694]

@@frongbong7014 haha space gun go schrooooooooom

[@iamfourmana]

NO NO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A HOLE IN MARS THAT WILL RUIN OUR ECONOMY YOU IDIOT YOU'RE SO RUDE hehe big gun feels nice

[@skullgreymon]

That just makes it more enticing for him to take.

[@callumkristofer7793]

Pfft, he probably thinks something else, since he used to be a knight after all, he probably thinks it’s some kind of bow... BIG BOW GO BANG BOOM!

[@danilo7501]

"Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?" Doomguy: *angry tapping*

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

Vega: "Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?" The Doom Slayer: "Nah Vega,I just wanna sit here and simply pretend that I am actually blowing some shit up with a giant cannon of death.... Of course I want you to do that! TF kind of question was that even supposed to be anyway? 😑"

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

@@yassinecherradi7538 😁

[@Scarletraven87]

Is gun broke? Doomslayer Bamboozled!

[@leovillant768]

Angry but not violent*

[@yohan8742]

Vega: Would you like me to disable the safety protocol? Doomguy: The fuck kind of question is that Vega!!!.

[@transparent999]

I love how the title says “Humans” as if Doomguy is an Alien himself

[@nedia8259]

he's doomguy

[@Humanresouces]

He's not a different species but he certainly is "beyond" human.

[@transparent999]

@@Humanresouces he’s no god that’s for sure, but he sure has the abilities of one

[@Humanresouces]

@@transparent999 Yeah something like that.

[@johncarter4956]

He IS an Alien to them. This is not the same Earth, same dimension he came from that got hellified back in Doom 2. He's even taller than an average human there, towering over everyone.

[@WitolloPL]

pov: you went to a park but everyone is younger than you:

[@Cheeseburgerlove]

So true.

[@Egorgamer-ik9cw]

i mean, i am 5'12 and they just... look absolutely terrified. am i really THAT scary? 💀

[@GEB_Rosee_PPS]

@@Egorgamer-ik9cw 5'12? do you mean 6 feet bro?

[@Egorgamer-ik9cw]

@@GEB_Rosee_PPSyeah

[@sethsmith8096]

@@Egorgamer-ik9cw imagine how it it feels to be 6'6

[@plate_fox]

I love how literally everyone’s reaction is “oh shit it’s him”

[@Taniks_The_Final_Shape]

Plate_Fox what other reaction do you expect, it’s *him*

[@ajitomate3908]

Just *him*

[@Mortablunt]

Even if you're not on his hit list.

[@framerate3003]

i repeat. The Slayer has the BFG

[@Cru128]

Plate_Fox, it’s the DOOM SLAYER HIMSELF, the man who singlehandedly fought all of hell, and killed the strongest of demons in EXISTENCE.

[@sottomanynevko8241]

Soldiers in halo: “oh my god it’s the master chief we’re saved dude take my picture with him!” Soldiers in doom: “oh god it’s the slayer fuck I’m out of here!”

[@victoriakimel3881]

Fuck this shit I'm out

[@97og1]

🏃‍♂️💨

[@drakal2045]

Well if your saviour is a guy that hears metal all the time and could destroy demons even with his fists and he is angry all the time i would be fucking scared too loo.

[@Zed_Oud]

Master Chief comes to prevent doom. The Slayer comes because you are currently doomed.

[@hasan7975]

Yo zedoud thats some megamind shit you wrote there. Took a screenshot

[@unidino8963]

I like how they're More worried about doomguy than the demons swarming their base

[@adamloga3788]

Probably because they know that one problem will solve the other. Guess which.

[@matthewgagnon9426]

They're right to be.

[@unidino8963]

@@matthewgagnon9426 right?! With proper reason

[@stephenbyrne2170]

But why are they scared of him? He's on our side, isn't he?

[@SinAster_19]

​@@stephenbyrne2170 He may be on our side but if you have played any of the doom games you would know the UAC are the Fuckers who caused this whole mess So Doom guy has an actual reason to Hate them because their Unethcial tests of trying to harvest Argent energy caused earth's demise

[@polydorasxatzi1345]

I like how the doom guy acts all tough around other humans, but the moment he finds a figure he turns into the sweetest guy

[@matthewblaikie7903]

He just really likes those collectible figurines I guess

[@thetsarofall8666]

First guy had balls, he actually talked to the slayer without running away.

[@FiendLuckless]

Largest in the UAC. Demon loving scum.

[@professora9734]

I think he is a fan of the doom slayer

[@maksymm8434]

@@FiendLuckless He was an ARC scientist, so no, not Demon-loving scum.

[@rovertgamehead]

Yeah glad he was around he was great lol.

[@Mobius_118]

ARC knew about the Slayer from Samuel Hayden, hence the reason why there wasn't any resistance to giving up the Crucible or Hayden's remains (not that they really had a choice in the matter).

[@Fubukio]

Doom Slayer: "This is my gun now." Guard: "He took my gun!" **fangirl squeal**

[@dr.johnsmittersmidt7644]

Guard : yay my kill score on this weapon will finally increasing! (tf2 mechanic)

[@ivanwrsong4792]

@@dr.johnsmittersmidt7644 now if I can just get him to wear my unusual kill streak hat as well.

[@purifiedwater4217]

Dr. John Smittersmidt bruh, doomslayer took my strange :(

[@k4mpoeng]

you forgot the **uncontrollable gasping**

[@thedarkjw6219]

Just happened

[@fumikagetokoyami5040]

Doomguy : "Bring me my red jacket." Guard : "Bring me my brown pants."

[@megaman37456]

This guys got the right idea!

[@bbbbBeaver]

I love how canonically, Doomguy's fists are actually stronger than the guns he uses, but he still uses guns because they're fun.

[@joshuajohnsson284]

"DoomSlayer have control of the BFG" Demons: *T h e w h a t*

[@kebes.]

stolen?

[@Sky-Daddy]

@@kebes. yeah, the only thing they changed about the joke was putting spaces in "The" and "What".

[@heyitsharry9381]

The big friendly giant

[@captainjackpugh6050]

Bulging furry Help me out here.

[@ognok6698]

@@captainjackpugh6050 gock

[@W0LFB3AT5]

“Where’s your goddamn weapon, Private?!” “The...T-The Slayer took it, Sarge...” “...Carry on...”

[@theboard4207]

Corporal escort private Jensen to the medical ward he needs psychiatric evaluation stat

[@deman182]

i cant figure that part out, why did the Slayer take his Plasma Rifle when he already had one?

[@kahate7328]

@@deman182 It's a honor tho. the slayer took your weapon to a battle. imagine how many demons died by your weapon

[@MichaelMiller-bs3tz]

@@deman182 Ammo

[@LaLloronaVT]

Patchwork because he can like who’s gonna stop him?

[@sukunasgaylover]

I love the scientist that is kinda chill with the Doomslayer, treating him like an intimidating celebrity instead of a God.

[@ODST_SSGT]

You can't have PTSD if you are the traumatic event.

[@timucinsur1189]

"The Slayer has the BFG" Demons: THE WHAT

[@mr.chaosvicious5968]

Satan: "OH SHIT,HE DOES?!! THEN RUN FOR IT!!! ITS EVERY DEMON FOR THEMSELVES AT THIS POINT!!!" 😱

[@fbiagent8675]

THE. WHAT?

[@coolsceegaming6178]

Satan: Everyone, just go have the rest of your lives off.”

[@F.B.I]

@@fbiagent8675 *_no_*

[@thetophatfreak5627]

If I was a demon if I hear anything about doomguy being in hell i’m out

[@LargeFriesChocoShake]

The fact that this facility has an alarm just for the scenario that Doomguy steals the BFG is amazing

[@scottgaultney]

They also have a warning for Doom Slayer just walking in.

[@Akitoscorpio1]

WARNING: THE SLAYER HAS ENTERED THE FACILITY.

[@kingshark5084]

Akito Scorpio all mortally challenged be advised

[@revanamell1791]

If he is in range what can you even do at that point?

[@blackop3765]

@@revanamell1791 What's your definition of range??

[@aaronkenyon7112]

The keycard part was just hilarious. The way the guy just stiffens up as the Doomslayer approaches. It would have been great if after he opened the door, he gives the guy a pat on the shoulder for doing a good job lol

[@herpderp3916]

He could have just snapped it off the lanyard and probably given the poor guy whiplash from it, instead he just very slowly and deliberately pulls him over to the card reader xD Technically doesn't even take it from him, just "borrows" it for a second.

[@firekingextreme7207]

0:54 Scientist: We have to, ah, prepare for his careful extraction and we were given specific orders... Slayer: *"YOINK"*

[@Enclave2284]

Doom guy was like "cool, you specific orders, i dont" and just rips him off the cables

[@Luca-uz4no]

Samuel Hayden : “ You can’t just shoot a hole into Mars” *New Objective* : Shoot a hole into Mars

[@andrewbastoe1854]

So many small details like that make this game so ironically funny and that's why I've always loved doom

[@mixn5919]

favourite part of the whole game lmao

[@mashedpotatothelegend111]

Haha bfg 10k go brrr

[@Lexaine]

Samuel Hayden: "YOU CAN'T JUST SHOOT A HOLE INTO MARS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO" Doom Slayer: "Haha big fucking gun go kaboom"

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

Random corporate security: "Hey you! You can't be in here!" Doomguy: "Cool, a talking gun dispenser!"

[@gerardonavarro3400]

LMAP

[@feelthedelayy381]

Ngl mispelling lmao made this funnier Btw underrated comment

[@1mokay911]

Hahahaha

[@Luigi_Mario_1997]

@Mr_No_One Enjoy your 666th like.

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

@@Luigi_Mario_1997 RIP AND TEAR!

[@Via2535]

3:28 bro really said "it's mine"

[@adamtuah721]

Is doom Slayer don't ask

[@KNDCHV]

1:58 - I love how the guard to the left is not even trying to stop the Slayer. He is just like: "Oh come on Mike, don't embarrass yourself...here we go again..."

[@Benzxz2333]

Yeah​😂

[@Manuska_]

I like how the first warning is "the slayer has control of the bfg" but he just rips [ *and tears* ] out the bfg and the second alarm is "the slayer HAS the bfg"

[@camaranjones6679]

Hmm... it’s almost like they knew he was gonna take it

[@Manuska_]

@@camaranjones6679 well you know what they say: hope for the best, plan for the worst

[@emilydixon3886]

Does bfg stand for Big Focking Gun?

[@chunsungchiang6472]

@@emilydixon3886 yes or smth like that

[@Manuska_]

@@emilydixon3886 I mean Wikipedia actually says it does so I mean

[@ShmeengusDingus]

“That guy doesn’t scare me.” “Scare who?” “.... no one sir, right this way.”

[@yetanotherinternetidiot3060]

Humiliated in seconds Xd

[@OmegaSamurai64]

Doom Slayer: "You mind if I use your-" Guard: "Here my weapon, my keys, and my wife." Doom Slayer: "Your BFG."

[@yunanklaus1195]

@Ahmed Nizar The one in this vid is Doomslayer, and it's quite apparent you've never played Doom Eternal. He also killed demonic armies, except he NEVER DIED throughout his quest. And jumping from building to building? You think that's epic? REALLY? Just jumping from one building to another? That's just a routine for him, you twat. Oh, and in the scene in this video, after he obtained the BFG he then proceeded to put himself into that space cannon and told VEGA to LAUNCH him into Mars. Get it? He basically did a human cannon trick and got shot into Mars in supersonic speed. He then landed on Mars, no scratch, and proceeded to kill more demons. Flying horse and a magic carpet? Doomslayer has a fucking giant space ship fuelled with God knows what energy that runs endlessly, go ahead and do the comparison. Oh, and also by killing demons Doomslayer actually heals himself and gets stronger, so yeah the demons he slaughtered are basically health packs and red bull cans for him. Oh, and here's a kicker for you; before Doom Eternal, the Doomslayer was so unstoppable that demons in hell had to work together to beat him, and the best thing they could do to stop him was to trap him under some rocks for some years. Get fucking it? They couldn't even kill him even after gathering so much army to stop him, and then years later he escaped the trap and started killing demons again. Peasant my ass.

[@slaughterinthespotlight1669]

@UCrMyBZr7L4Tw5e-kV4YfkFQ he is an idiot dont listen to him

[@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635]

@UCo06lvkY-83oNvHoRFx2LRg You're an idiot with no logic.

[@somerandombozoonline8580]

1:26 I love the guy in the middle trying to protect his chair

[@danielzane6714]

He is protecting himself by trying to put an object between himself and an instrument of destruction. The object in question is absolutely pointless, but it is better than nothing for his sanity

[@Man_Aslume]

He doesn't want DoomGuy to steal his chair

[@beepboopmeow203]

Look at everyone else standing. He gets the luxury of a chair and not even a godslaying man will take that away from him.

[@alext2566]

He probably needed something to hold him up from his jellified knees

[@teworm]

Love how gentle he is around humans, like he just doesnt care about them being scared, but he is slow and methodical. Like with the guy with the tag, he could easily have just snaped it off him, but it would likely have injured him. Instead he slowly pulls it over to the terminal.

[@DannyJ-zi6ib]

I love how everyone just seems genuinely terrified of doom guy and he just goes “sir just move so I can get to where I want and you’ll be fine”

[@nobleradical2158]

He’s basically just walking through to get to the BFG.

[@seasnaill2589]

"Kindly fuck off please."

[@Order-zq8go]

Man, imagine the scientists watching the live camera, and seeing the slayer destroy every single demon in the facility

[@SanSouls]

@GunBunny “fart and shit, until it is done.”

[@clayxros576]

@@Order-zq8go _sees him walk into the room_ "So....we're dead huh?" _casually walks through the room without even bumping into anyone_ "...wait what?"

[@Dukesparrow1999]

I must admit, I'm glad there's living humans in this game because I was starting to feel lonely in the last game

[@andresherrera2902]

@Excelsior you're fighting to save your own ass, how about that

[@detectivebiggz89]

"save my own ass"? Does Doomslayer look like someone who needs to save himself?

[@neroidius6915]

Same. Also I was bored of every dead person being the same damn bald guy

[@andresherrera2902]

@@detectivebiggz89 well you have to fight demons, so... yeah

[@dogodoge9657]

there would be nothing for doom guy to fight for if there was no humans anyway.

[@byronlong5619]

I like how doomguy isn’t even classified as human anymore it’s just “him” or “doomguy” or “the slayer”

[@MrMegaMetroid]

i mean his days of being human are long over lol, he is by every definition of the word a god now

[@AimForMyHead81]

I love how he indicates his desire to turn off the safety protocols by rigorously mashing the button

[@jayboy2879]

VEGA: “would you like me to disable safety protocols?” Doom Guy: *Angry tapping*

[@clairangleman6341]

Doomguys thoughts: "saf..tee..?"

[@SwissSareth]

Every bloody internet user on every security prompt ever...

[@brkenalex8657]

He is doom slayer

[@rvxnge7491]

Right as it happens I read this,

[@JeanBaptisteEmanuelZorg]

clearly an American console player

[@coolintuitivename4910]

Imagine meeting this guy tho. Hearing the stories of all the demons he's killed, he's been to hell and back and he's 7ft tall. Pure weapon. Id shit myself too

[@DeputyDexin]

I think 6 feet tall tho

[@coolkidontheblock1342]

@@DeputyDexin for Eternal, it's stated that he's like 6'8".

[@mgn546]

coolkidontheblock yeah but when you look up his height on google he’s 6ft. Plus when you compare him to other people during the cutscenes, he doesn’t appear much taller than anyone else.

[@coolintuitivename4910]

@@mgn546 still a terrifying guy

[@JoshTyrReece]

@Excelsior he has just high boots

[@BenDover_Jr]

Keep in mind that someone at the UAC had to program all those warning messages about him. Which means that they knew what would happen, it was only a matter of when.

[@simplesmile6984]

I love how he wasnt rude or anything you can see kindness and care and just simple "im here to do my job" attitude doom guy is awesome, like hes no bully

[@konnen7354]

"The slayer has control of the BFG." They actually have a PA recording just for him lol

[@spamaccount8979]

Then "The Slayer HAS the BFG"

[@Fr0st1989]

They knew he'd work his away around to it lmao

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

It was never a matter of _"if,"_ only _"when."_

[@noelhernandez4528]

I KNOW RIGHT

[@theworstmaid]

@@spamaccount8979 the fact that they not only had a PA line for him controlling the BFG but TAKING it is absolutely amazing

[@axetheviking6482]

"Grandpa, what did you do during the demon invasion?" "I, uuuh... the Doom Slayer took my weapon." *"Woah..."*

[@ALPHABARLOG]

- Hey! That's my gun! - ... - It's your gun.

[@Vieille_garde]

I got my keycard pulled in the door thingy

[@lordalph2102]

"But I wrote my name on that one..."

[@gordonchell4364]

@@lordalph2102 "It's *my* name now."

[@cultofhampter]

@@gordonchell4364 "your name is timmy?"

[@KevinEontrainer381]

I love how realistic the body language of the human characters are. U can see subtle cues that suggests fear. Like that scientist guy standing holding his chair in front of him, the way people just move away when they see the slayer, and the scientist with id card on closing his eyes in fear. And the best part is how Doomslayer as scary as he is, he doesnt unecessarily hurt innocent people. Like how he could have ripped the pass card off of the scientists neck (and possibly along with his head) but he decided to "gently" pull it toward the scanner

[@andrewohare8550]

Doomguy deserves to sit at the HIGH TABLE

[@Peaaaaaaaaaaa]

He is so badass he sits on tables instead of chairs

[@The_emporer_of_man]

Bro gets to sit at the table with ME.

[@diskdrive6113]

Security: I defend Doomslayer: no you don’t Security: no I don’t

[@JAndre-gb3dm]

Corporate says we should let them through No He do...... Yes he will

[@hyperx72]

"This isn't the gun you're guarding" "This isn't the gun I'm guarding" "You should go home and rethink your life" "I should go home and rethink my life..."

[@aguywholikesmilitary5394]

@@hyperx72 "You can't just shoot a hole into the face of Mars!" "Yes I can." "Yes you can."

[@AstrRixzty_]

Me: wait his name is slayer Also me: my skyrim player will defently kill doom slayer you know why ill just aim for the balls

[@Crayveee]

@@hyperx72 these aren't the priests you're looking for

[@DarthWall275]

Vega: "Would you like me to disable the safety protocols?" Doomguy: *Violently spams trigger*

[@kziila0244]

DarthWall275 Doom Slayer: THIS GUN IS HUGE! IT’S A BIG GUN! BIG FUCKING GUNS GO BOOM!

[@ninetails8471]

Vega: Right, dumb question.

[@QhaZomb]

i LOVE that bit. love getting to see lil bits of doomguy's personality like this, heh heh

[@snwitzles]

@@kziila0244 boom slayer

[@CeeHoff]

"YES! COME ON COME ON COMEONCOMEONCOMEOOOOONN!"

[@stefen-emilpedersen9859]

This dude is so boss. Also I love they just called it the BFG, like no one knows that it stands for “Big Fucking Gun” (literally)😂

[@dl30wpb]

"They've overrun the lower levels" "Corporate says we should let them through" This line always cracks me up.

[@sergioguerra7551]

“Would you like me to disable the safety protocols” DoomSlayer: *intensifying click*

[@Pixelite_]

“Why gun no go bang bang?!”

[@saturnlol6025]

I want gun go boom boom

[@brockbreacher]

"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an mars-shattering kaboom!"

[@dixinormus8522]

Budget-cuts.

[@tomb33rd]

DoomSlayer wants big boom

[@bushidotestu1997]

I love how that one guy looked so close to having a nerdgasm while everyone else is running and keeping their distance like their lives depended on it

[@chaosinc.382]

It's called 'admiration from a distance.'

[@sweetcoincidence4048]

@@chaosinc.382 From a safe distance*

[@irefusei9716]

That guy is the only one who played the games

[@haltocarrick5504]

@@sweetcoincidence4048 There's no such a thing as "safe distance" when talking about the Slayer.

[@RealHajimeHinata]

Halt O'Carrick you right 👍

[@the.arc.intern]

I honestly love the Doomguy, he's actually rather chill when you don't get in his way.

[@VictorFNV]

1:39 he is VERY calm for seeing the same man who killed untold ammounts of demons walking towards him

[@littlebigb5370]

"Doomslayer has control of the BFG." Demons: Oh no. Humans, simultaneously: Oh no.

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Kool-Aid Man: *OH YEEEAAAAHH!!!*

[@johnjohnjohnson7720]

Me: Anyway.

[@honey_Badger4123]

Doomslayer: *so anyways I started blasting*

[@user-xl3vf1po1b]

Just do it

[@georgelee5786]

mars: guess I'll die

[@twinsnakes5316]

Guard: “you can’t be here” Slayer: “no” Guard: “you make a fair point”

[@iamsethhasting8911]

Slayer: "gun" Guard: "yes sir, here you go"

[@clownontherun3449]

He looks at his friend to see if he got his back😂 2:00

[@semisolidsnake7103]

Slayer: *Grunting noises*

[@LordPhantomWolfe]

He has maxed out charisma but only uses it for intimidation

[@2BakedGaming]

I was assuming the BFG was the big fucking gun.

[@DarthMater]

I like how you can somehow see the fear in that faceless guard you take the gun from.

[@JokerFace090]

In 1st person view, he looks HUGE. Then in 3rd person view he looks more like he got held back 1 year.

[@barorome497]

"do you want to disable the safety controls?" Doomguy: T A K E. A. W I L D. G U E S S

[@tungsten8290]

*tap tap tap*

[@Captain_Garchomp]

Doomslayer: *RAPID ANGERY BUTTON PRESSING*

[@Eric4bz]

Vega's smug tone is what sells it. Already on it, just having some fun with him.

[@shanacayde7184]

"YoU cAnT jUsT bLaSt A hOlE iN ThE sUrFaCe Of MaRs!" Har har bfg goes brrt

[@nekozaemon3803]

He doesn't even know the meaning of the word "safety"...

[@jessematthews8084]

Love that entire scene, honestly was surprised he was very careful when using the card around that guy's neck so he didn't choke him😂😂😂

[@axolotitoblasto7221]

3:37 doom slayer: HA didnt hurt? Well Lets cause some trouble

[@generalkt5398]

Actually, a little known fact is that Doom Guy is afraid of spiders. He once saw one and stomped on it. Now we have the Grand Canyon.

[@gettingshotsomeonesgonnapa8635]

He got us in the first half ngl.

[@AllknowingUnknown]

OMFG hahaha 🤣😆😂

[@NateSchulte]

“ Do I believe it? *Yes I do* ”

[@greenknight8668]

Thanks for the headcanon

[@sunnydsyoutube]

Can we get a level in doom where he just runs into a spider demon place and shreds it like hell

[@bennystar20d89]

He so scary but gentle to them at the same time.

[@JohnDoe-ch6qy]

dude rips musclebound demons of any size to pieces with his hands at several occasion, can you imagine if he accidentally finger flicks a normal human? they will explode into bits and pieces

[@bennystar20d89]

@@JohnDoe-ch6qy ... oh shoot.

[@minuano2ndtrueancestor865]

He only having business with demons, bystander on the sideline doesn't matter. God-like power or not, he is once human

[@justinrobertabel8690]

Im not gonna call it "gentle"

[@jm_r2128]

I mean he did pull a security card from someone's neck which kind of strangled the guy for a little so maybe not entirely gentle.

[@aspero_yt411]

"Warning, the Slayer has entered the facility" Scariest thing a Demon can hear after the sound of a Shotgun reload

[@varric]

There's a worst one: "Warning, the Slayer has the BFG!"

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

Doomguy: Reload? What's that?

[@kynoVNs]

Best part about Doom Slayer is that all UAC bases and such have special emergency alert just for him "All UAC personel evacuate to the surface of Mars..." "The slayer has control of the BFG. I repeat, The slayer has control of the BFG"

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Humans: OMG it's an honor to meet you Doomguy: _I don't speak with weaklings_

[@radityarakha90]

More like "I don't speak"

[@guts-141]

@@radityarakha90 he speaks in a flashback

[@ynog0978]

@@guts-141 maybe he's mute but yeah he's cool when he dosent speak

[@Schregger]

He speaks in unfathomable rage and fury... its a very subtle and nuanced language... and kinda requires a shotgun to properly understand...

[@le-johnny9236]

Why would he speak? It's a waste of time, he has a world to save.

[@mrcolddrink2763]

Demons:We will conquer all life on Mars and Earth *hears BFG power up behind* Demons:objective updated:SURVIVE

[@TheSpinkels]

OBJECTIVE STATUS: FAILED

[@nekkotanaka4624]

Objective Update: DEAD

[@comixcam9154]

Mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next ti-wait no, no we won’t.

[@nerfthis_6996]

Cringe

[@redrobsanthem9206]

Gfd I yo n most people are just cringing at you my self included

[@i_ate3nickels]

"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars" *10 minutes later*

[@ademoknightmain7238]

"you cant be here..." doom guy: "nah, imma do my own things"

[@meis0597]

"Mars surface targeted, safety protocol activated" *click* *click* "Would you like me to disable the protocol?" *BUTTON CLICKING INTENSIFIES*

[@amiidkwho4782]

He don't know what safety is

[@troll1572]

@@amiidkwho4782 he dont need safety

[@seantaggart7382]

@@troll1572 indeed

[@sloshed-rat]

You'd think a guy wearing a helmet that big would know about safety.

[@Kamina.D.Fierce]

It'd be great if he was just sitting there thinking. "F***in' DO THE THING!" Then when it fires he thinks "Ok... I'm keeping this."

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

I find it hilarious how the facility has an alarm solely on the scenario that Slayer would steal the BFG

[@oomfoof7294]

I know everyone calls it an alarm, but idk if that's the right word. Alarm implies it's a warning. It's really just telling them he has it. What are they gonna do to prevent it?

[@wills.junks7]

@@oomfoof7294 an announcement perhaps?

[@thekamelotbard186]

the announcement is a warning that the most dangerous entity alive has the most dangerous gun in the facility in his possession.

[@Baron0009]

Nah he didn't steal it, BFG in general just belongs to doomguy.

[@valerfox2155]

@@Baron0009 Like the fatman to a fallout protagonist, it just kinda happens

[@klausfodersteig3096]

The impatient, rapid clicking of the trigger just did me in lol

[@sreya9663]

"That guy doesn't scare me-" *Immediately shits his pants*

[@alexbarajas5895]

When a guard in full body armor has their voice crack due to fear after seeing you, you know you're doing something right.

[@rafengamer6296]

Not to mention said guard's buddy backing away slowly as if to say "Uh....you are on your own, mate." Lol

[@wonkygaming3151]

@Alex Luca "LIEUTENANT, ARREST THAT MAN!!!" Sarah Palmer: Doesn't budge an inch

[@mentallyillfinger]

I really love the subtle look the guard gives his buddy, like he's saying "help" as Doom walks straight up to him

[@USRM1810]

@@wonkygaming3151 palmer knows there is no stopping him

[@rafengamer6296]

@Capper 1000 Whichever way it was, it was funny. Lol

[@markmark4552]

When doom guy arrives to school late, his teacher apologizes for being early

[@cid2852]

And dodgeball is no longer allowed at his school.

[@plinius902]

@@cid2852 they actually play alot of dodgeball cuz the doomguy has moro balls to share

[@pixel6854]

@Zack Smith both characters are made to be busted so theyd be on equal footing probably.

[@luisgamercoolsecondchannel2177]

@Zack Smith makes u a roblox shirt

[@adamhunter1223]

I love that Doomguy can be substituted for chuck norris and those jokes only get funnier.

[@itx_wolfyx]

this shouldve just been the trailer to this game honestly😭😭😭😭😭i love it so muchh

[@dustinzacharias8227]

If people have alarms dedicated just for you, you know you’ve been a particularly bad boy.

[@Cami_22099]

Scientist: We must prepare for his careful extraction : *Rips him off*

[@fighter4hope716]

Finally someone else thought it was funny

[@Cami_22099]

@@fighter4hope716 Duh it's the funniest crap I've ever seen. I wish there was a pickle in it though

[@thedarkjw6219]

Just happened

[@brukisbehindyou3031]

666 likes, very fitting

[@BRay-nw6lt]

This is how parents wake guys up for school

[@constableconstable2563]

Doomguy is a prime example of the phrase "I'm glad he's on our side"

[@sergioplazat3995]

(Me in that place) Yea..... 😨👍

[@landonshiver4216]

666 likes

[@belorde6966]

It's more like:"thanks God hes on our side"

[@Dramn_]

All I can hear is halo marines "Did you see that!? Glad he's on our side!"

[@babymetroid6661]

Allow me to introduce myself

[@mattieonutube273]

He just does whatever he wants and literally no one can stop him I love it

[@CLMTL]

Dayum doomguy's inventory is a whole house

[@That_0ne_Dev]

Doomguy: *rips demons to shreds* Also doom guy: *very gently pulls human to machine to use his card*

[@whos_this_character3912]

He’s just like “I need that key card. No no, don’t get up. I got this.”

[@jh3328]

Gentle?? He basically pulled him by the throat, constricting it as the force of the lanyard on his neck caused the office chair to wheel over XD

[@sapphirestar3978]

I mean he kind choked the guy a bit

[@ImMcSparky]

@@jh3328 compared to what he normally does, this like like petting a soft tiny kitten

[@RandomInternetStranger]

@@jh3328 Well, considering that he shears metal and tears demonic flesh with his bare hands, and quite literally squishes his enemies' heads into their chests with nothing more than a bit of force, I would say that he could do a whole lot more. Compared to what he's been doing for the last few hundred years or so, he's practically giving him an ice cream and a pat on the head.

[@lukasmendevi2242]

“The slayer has control of the BFG” Demons: “The slayer has the what now?”

[@azerdraco3146]

Facility: "The Slayer has control of the BFG." Everything in all Creation: "Why do I hear Deathmetal Boss Music?"

[@mateuszwojciechowski9622]

BFG hmm thats a big fucking gun

[@bogustoast22none25]

Musicians across the universe: Everyone shut the fuck up, I have a masterpiece to play.

[@wyattjoss3858]

This made me smile like an idiot

[@savage2827]

I think that the demons whould probably say this *clears troat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@anthonyoliver418]

I love how casually he does everything while everyone is both excited and afraid to see him

[@TenkoBerry]

Never Gets Old This, Absolute Terror and Strength Well Earned IOoOI 👌

[@Whyme-cr4xq]

I like how his clicking intensified when it didn’t shoot the first time

[@goldprime118]

Click click BOOM BOOM!

[@hazeltree7738]

Gun no shoot. BAD

[@gingeroverseer9302]

This is what the kids call a pro gamer move

[@dylanwillmon5672]

Is gun broke?

[@user-ub9xg5bs9r]

Hazel Tree ii

[@jstar3382]

1:45 there's something really funny about this, given how most doom levels boil down to kill demons get keycard kill more demons So the dude wearing a keycard is a target from the beginning

[@unoriginalblu]

Notice how he treats the UAC scientists and notice their reactions to the onslaught. Those scientists are totally out of the loop of what the UACs true goals are, shown by the surprised confusion of "corporate wants them to let the demons through". Doomslayer treats them nice probably because they don't even know the full extent of what they're doing.

[@KidandSquid]

They're all intimidated by him, but he's surprisingly delicate with them.

[@Warning_OpinionAhead]

I can't escape ENA fans, can I?

[@KidandSquid]

@@Warning_OpinionAhead never escape the ena fans

[@crooked9210]

Well I mean humanity is his entire reason for doing any of this, other than just killing demons anyway. If he went off killing people who didn't try and kill him it'd defeat the purpose

[@Bongbongo]

@@crooked9210 yup doomguy was their last hope and he knew that

[@jackkurosaki2994]

@@Bongbongo so that's why he basically just yoinks whatever the fuck he wants.