For anyone who also isn't from Ireland/UK. A Trócaire box is one of these paper boxes that you get in church to take home. You put some money inside and ask others for more donations before bringing it back to church like a month later. They are usually dedicated to pay for clothing, water and food for people in Africa.
@jealousharibo5 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot, and only now have you shook my memory, that when I was in primary school we had these given to us at the beginning of every Lent. We put in spare change etc. and the money went toward Caritas or Red Cross i believe. Wow. It is a really good idea, in my opinion.
@classicambo97814 жыл бұрын
Geeh wizz - at least we sold chocolate frogs for fundraising in Australia 🤣
@pineapplepenumbra4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I wondered what they were referring to.
@weareallbornmad4104 жыл бұрын
Take a close look at what the money goes to next time you get one then. "People in Africa" really don't need our leftover stuff messing up their economies...
@GiaRcheulishvili4 жыл бұрын
People in Africa, sure.
@shiek5683 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the title, this is where my mind went: "Hello, afterlife insurance here." "Hello, yes, I'd like confirmation that there's an afterlife please." "Oh, no I'm sorry, you're looking for afterlife Assurance. We can only guarantee an afterlife if you meet our very specific guidelines. I'll transfer you to the Buddha and he'll sort you right out".
@dryb33013 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we Buddhist trying so hard to end our journey from this life 😅 And others trying to live after this life 😅 Religions are complex ....
@brasschick42143 жыл бұрын
That’s brilliant! 😂
@Scintillate9 Жыл бұрын
“sorry, you’ve reached the wrong department. the Jewish department offers no afterlife insurance OR assurance, but we can set you up with our debate team!”
@Simone9798 жыл бұрын
I'm on my third multiple-hour-marathon this week. Your videos are addicting 😳
@foilarmsandhog8 жыл бұрын
oh god, i know the feeling!
@TG-ph1dl4 жыл бұрын
Binging that’ll be 100 Hail Marys
@brianmoreilly62998 жыл бұрын
Your sketches only get better and better. I am a clergyman in the Church of Ireland and I love the comments about the tray bakes and the cushions on the pews. I am not sure that Tom Cruise will be happy with you. I understand that he may be a thetan being. Keep up the excellent work and always remember you will be welcome in my church. We don't have after life insurance,as we guarantee eternal life. Also, I do believe in humour from the pulpit.
@foilarmsandhog8 жыл бұрын
+Brian M O'Reilly thanks Brian, what a lovely comment
@eileenboles86455 жыл бұрын
Won't find too much humour in the CC
@Anonymous-sg4tr5 жыл бұрын
Foil arms and hog only have nice fans. Also nice dog
@Maatkara10004 жыл бұрын
@@eileenboles8645 that's because you haven't been in my church. Nicest Father ever, such a humble man and always making us giggle during sermons. He died last year, may God keep him in His Glory. He was the best priest I have ever met
@eileenboles86454 жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-sg4tr how did u know?
@bigchungusdriplord23014 жыл бұрын
*"3 days later"* Newspaper headlines : "Driver dies in car crash after becoming atheist"
@doreenbierens5 жыл бұрын
That look in the end was like: “Be afraid, be very afraid 😱”
@mprice3338 жыл бұрын
It's so adorable/funny the way Hog says "They're free!" These little details, along with the great vids, is why I keep coming back. Fantastic stuff!
@Vera-kh8zj2 жыл бұрын
even if the concept elicits cheap laughs, the delivery was flawless. Insurance agent's facial expressions were priceless. You guys are such a joy. Thank you, FoilArmsAndHog.
@maranatha_7774 жыл бұрын
Hog looks absolutely stunning with this hair and sparkling eyes. *. *
@uselessalgae93814 жыл бұрын
ooh lust. that's gonna cost you on insurance
@maranatha_7774 жыл бұрын
@@uselessalgae9381 you got me
@incogtiino8 жыл бұрын
Warning: Do not drink while watching you will choke from laughter
@renekumar82904 жыл бұрын
Literally I did that with hot chocolate when I was laughing at my friend I snorted it everywhere and then cried inside
@TragoudistrosMPH Жыл бұрын
It's fine if they already purchased insurance!
@ameladanovic8986 жыл бұрын
"good God, would you give us a break woman!!" so spot on!
@janzy588 жыл бұрын
Again, this was brilliant and hilarious! The cushions gag got me good.
@foilarmsandhog8 жыл бұрын
thanks Em J
@chemikillsNZ5 жыл бұрын
27,500 lies When I measured it, it was 7 in.... :D 0:36
@flamingeskimo11368 жыл бұрын
Oh you lads have gained nearly 6k subs! But you deserve 6mil. Definitely one of the best channels on KZbin
@gardenjoy52236 ай бұрын
Funny to read your comment 7 years later and they are almost at their first million subscribers now :)
@TheRoxen924 жыл бұрын
I don’t even know why I ended up watching one of your video, but no I can’t get enough 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. Bravo, from Italy 🇮🇹
@fadran113 жыл бұрын
As a "mormon" I can certify that I laughed at the mormon part a *lot*
@tyrannosaurusshrekx13203 жыл бұрын
Yes, me too
@the_local_bigamist Жыл бұрын
That's because you Mormons are so darn wholesome, aren't ya? I'm not trying to be offensive, its just a stereotype about how friendly and nice you tend to be.
@AlannaMacree8 жыл бұрын
One of the best ones in ages, really hope you guys are bringing the new show to Galway soon! 😊
@insertname58138 жыл бұрын
Great job lads, keep it up
@foilarmsandhog8 жыл бұрын
+Jacob Creevey thanks Jacob
@Rosaap_5 жыл бұрын
Every time I see one of yours videos I just remain with no words, you are great and original and always funny, how is that possible!?
@maitri52654 жыл бұрын
Your comedy about culture is your best, absolute trademark, keep up the good work!
@AdventureEssentials8 жыл бұрын
Just brilliant. You guys are great! Cheers from Serbia!
@stevelucky75793 жыл бұрын
What’s the difference between an atheist and a Scientologist? An atheist still has $250,000.
@alisaurus4224 Жыл бұрын
I’m an atheist-where do i go to get my $250K? Is there a website to sign up?
@paulhanson1600 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Keep coming up with these clever gags! Love from UK
@michamber83242 жыл бұрын
Absolutely lov this, you guys are epic. I will never get tired of watching this. Stay great guys 👍
@evelyntokamp10113 жыл бұрын
Thanks guys, I just needed a good giggle and there it was xxx
@priscilaundomiel32642 жыл бұрын
Conor's face in the end was priceless! 💕😂😂😂
@jemma-joon4 жыл бұрын
I dont understand how these guys are persistently amazing!!
@johnharper63098 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant, i've been renewing my home and car insurance this week and it was so accurate. I feel like an anesthetist rather than an atheist. Brilliantly clever and funny, will be checking you out tonight in Dublin.
@stvp684 жыл бұрын
I like how he looks into the camera at the end
@MsGnor4 жыл бұрын
I don't believe Arms' *I-don't-need-Afterlife-Insurance* bravado ... he'll call back with a grovelling apology 😂😂😂😂😂
@StevieCahill8 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@jessicaspencertv8 жыл бұрын
Stealing from the Trocaire box. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This one is my favourite.
@TerryTheNewsGirl6 жыл бұрын
I love how he excused his theft with, "That's my money!" Except it isn't. Once it is in the Trocaire box, it belongs to whoever you donate it to. Well, that's how I see it anyway. I have a box for my favourite charity and once I've put money in it, it ceases to be mine and I wouldn't dream ofstealing from it.
@FOC-xu2kw3 жыл бұрын
It's donated to the charity Trocaire or yourself😁
@professorshoopfoop10458 жыл бұрын
btw going to see you lads tomorrow in stock alley CANT WAIT
@johnharper63098 жыл бұрын
Me too, Doom Dah
@ongbak1903 жыл бұрын
Lol. I gave a like as soon as I read the title and the entire skit was even better.
@gabrielcusack-mercedez88594 жыл бұрын
“So you’re an atheist?” “Yeah” 👀 aren’t you talking to an angel????
@KittyKate476 жыл бұрын
Hogs hair here makes me just 😍😍😍
@93RubixCube7 жыл бұрын
"well you did have an affair"
@Tomas2012938 жыл бұрын
Excellent! Bach at the end!
@laisdonella27288 жыл бұрын
uahaha hilarious!!! you guys are amazing!!! looking forward for your show!!!
@sevdamustafazad35644 жыл бұрын
1:37 the way he looks 😍
@melvingduncan8 жыл бұрын
good work boys keep it coming! ps where is the after life insurance broker in Donegal?
@cillianbrouder8 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much afterlife insurance costs for a suicide bomber
@Elmithian7 жыл бұрын
Cillian Brouder Apparently they get a private jet flight to the afterlife according to the Hadeith.
@youssefalaoui72477 жыл бұрын
an arm and a leg
@HaydenLau.6 жыл бұрын
Very cheap, I'd imagine
@SpamQGamers6 жыл бұрын
actually pretty all religions view suicide as a sin, so its a fast way not to get into the heaven/the good life. Sure there are some odd views of extremists in any religion.
@vladdythebear58726 жыл бұрын
grim reaper i know im late but that's hilarious
@TS-yy6jb3 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you included scientology
@ajmeyers56618 жыл бұрын
Came here from Clisare's channel - this video is hilarious :D
@cianb8758 жыл бұрын
Lads this is brilliant!
@metenrog3 жыл бұрын
How is this not their most popular video.
@kellyfletch2376 жыл бұрын
Hog is so gorgeous!
@s_quasimodo5 жыл бұрын
Memento mori, brother
@BimepWind3 жыл бұрын
Student method: you mess all the life and only when you're in 70's, you start to make up for a lost time.
@jgsmile13312 жыл бұрын
Never thought of it like that. Original thinking. So funny. God bless.
@TerryTheNewsGirl8 жыл бұрын
I'm only an eighth Irish, but I have friends who are Irish, so I totally got this! This was very funny! Especially the no-claims bit!
@foilarmsandhog8 жыл бұрын
+TRANCE DANCE GEMINI great! Thanks for watching!
@TerryTheNewsGirl8 жыл бұрын
***** No problem!
@SuperDS867 жыл бұрын
Think this was the first foil arms and hog video I seen.
@КалинаВ05057 жыл бұрын
you guys have many funny videos, but this one is mental ;-)
@ElleBethSmurf8 жыл бұрын
Fantastic!
@seanomahony17213 жыл бұрын
Just rewatched this, grow the hair out again Hog!
@queekheadtaker73276 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when god stops supervising his angels
@PantheraLeo043 жыл бұрын
As an atheist, i have heard the passive agresive "i hope you're never in an accident" so many times
@trashAndNoStar3 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah, heard passive aggressive coaxing too many times. Never had a veiled accident threat (yet) but usually along the line of "I tell you this because i care about you, I don't want you to burn in eternity" etc etc even after i said i was not interested. 🤷
@PantheraLeo043 жыл бұрын
@@trashAndNoStar being part of the Satanic Temple is probably what pushes it over the edge to threat territory
@isabelcotter42068 жыл бұрын
Very nice!
@mnoxman3 жыл бұрын
why does the closing music remind me of Jeeves and Wooster.
@elsewho8 жыл бұрын
Great spin lads😀
@bencunningham19028 жыл бұрын
well lads
@isabelledelaforte89214 жыл бұрын
just perfect , tooo funny!! bravo guys!!!
@ITYSL8 жыл бұрын
Do a show in Westport County Mayo!!! PLEASE
@rickc-arelsii62768 жыл бұрын
Wait! More than two is considered stealing? 😳. I'm fooked. Great job! Thanks again for yet another fit of laughter. 👌🏻
@foilarmsandhog8 жыл бұрын
Yes, if you keep returning with different hats/glasses/fake mustaches you can get a full dinner
@TerryTheNewsGirl6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I bet a lot of people are. I've decided that if my husband and I go into a supermarket (or sometimes they give away stuff at railway stations), I'm going to say this to my husband. Just for the fun of it.
@marcohghar3 жыл бұрын
Pure Gold!
@lucyegan29958 жыл бұрын
so true lads what age are your shows for
@foilarmsandhog8 жыл бұрын
Hi Lucy, the shows are 15+
@lucyegan29958 жыл бұрын
+Foil Arms and Hog brilliant . iwas just wondering if one of u were in a creamcracker ad???
@nishar.9878 жыл бұрын
+Lucy Egan two of them are in the new vodafone ad too! i don't know about tv but I've seen the ad on youtube..
@lucyegan29958 жыл бұрын
+Nisha R. yeah thank you are u irish
@aoifenibhroin59528 жыл бұрын
Aw brilliant sketch lads, so funny!
@calosbabos6 жыл бұрын
Protestant Insurance is where it’s at
@tiarnan767 жыл бұрын
Defo ure best work - well done :) :)
@bigbenbbgribouille88824 жыл бұрын
I'm using my mother's afterlife insurance... she has bonus points
@ryankeogh16598 жыл бұрын
What date for Dublin show
@johnharper63098 жыл бұрын
Tiger Dublin Fringe Festival, on now for a few dates. Smock Alley.
@Nylon_and_Gut-MatteoLaurenzi5 жыл бұрын
Awesome idea )
@veramae40982 жыл бұрын
Get a quote from the Lutherans. Of course, you'll have to learn to like jello salads.
@accaeffe80323 жыл бұрын
The kneeling IS confusing 😁
@ingridlinbohm76822 жыл бұрын
Our family says the Rosary every evening....can we have life insurance ? No ! I went to Lourdes when I was 15 with other disabled children. Still no ? I lived in the Vatican for four years ? No ! What ? You are telling me that I have to die before you will pay out on life insurance. I knew there had to be a catch.
@You-ul8qw4 жыл бұрын
Wow... 7.9k likes and only 63dislikes... wow thats such a large like to dislike ratio well done foil arms and hog!
@jenniferbates28115 жыл бұрын
Omfg! As an atheist and a huge fan of your videos, I was laughing so hard!!
@stitch64764 жыл бұрын
That hair though 🤣
@socialmoka7524 жыл бұрын
Come over to the East side : Hindus, Buddhists and several others will just give you rebirth and extra lives instead 🤣 with several loopholes in the meat eating & temple visit department.
@classicambo97814 жыл бұрын
But karma - coming back as a slug is not ideal
@socialmoka7524 жыл бұрын
@@classicambo9781 - True,loopholes there too, but no need for after life insurance :D
@swissTom1243 жыл бұрын
What about christian, like the bible says. Don't need to do anything for getting in heaven except accepting Christ as your savior. All other things are good to do but won't save you. So even the prisoner in prison has a chance to get in heaven since he has everything to get that ticket. It's just a call/talk with god away. And then you can be death sure to get in heaven. approved by million martyrs that weren't afraid to die for it.
@wanttobeasage29523 жыл бұрын
O gosh, yes. Keep it up.
@seanmurphy47588 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see ye in the opera house! (also first)
@gabrielmoore18947 жыл бұрын
Class
@verttikoo20522 жыл бұрын
Church. Best business ever. Promise everything, deliver nothing and keep all the money 🥳
@TerryTheNewsGirl5 жыл бұрын
Okay, fess up. How many of you have got more expensive A. L. I. because you took more than two supermarket tasters?
@madhavchaturvedi10548 жыл бұрын
Pure genius
@dani04793 жыл бұрын
Wait pews in Ireland don’t have cushions? It’s common in Catholic churches in our place.
@elderflower21338 жыл бұрын
Oh dear I would be charged a lot
@pittsy48 жыл бұрын
New camera?
@foilarmsandhog8 жыл бұрын
+Barry Pitts the one on the right is newer? New lenses. We love a good lense
@pittsy48 жыл бұрын
Well it's a pure decent lense! Also, funny as fuck... not the lense. The sketch. Lenses cant be funny. Can they?
@Forcystus855 жыл бұрын
Wait, protestants get cushions? Since when?! Must be a Presbyterian or Anglican thing. Our Lutheran church benches hurt your bum as well as your back.
@Alucard-gt1zf4 жыл бұрын
The English church has nice cushions
@Forcystus854 жыл бұрын
@@Alucard-gt1zf Heresy
@thefamily96715 жыл бұрын
1:32 Is that a threat?
@technicallythecenteroftheu13494 жыл бұрын
The Jewish afterlife division definitely exists, it's just nobody knows anything about it.
@Maatkara10004 жыл бұрын
Lol, you'll have to wait for Apollcalypse for it
@112steinway2 жыл бұрын
After life insurance? Welp, time to start making lists of grievances and nailing them to church doors!
@Rachaelshaw73 жыл бұрын
The look at camera at the end really creepy
@billkingston44023 жыл бұрын
Very clever
@damian_ski3 жыл бұрын
Bravo! :)
@OttomanWarriorWoman4 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious but quite sinister
@Maatkara10004 жыл бұрын
If doing the cross prayer every night and an Our Father every week, how much would my AfterLife Insurance be?
@nhmooytis70582 жыл бұрын
All true!
@irishtrains13964 жыл бұрын
They are all geniuses 😂 😂
@Nopenotyoumyguy3 жыл бұрын
lol, i’m never in an accident because I can’t afford a car
@Nopenotyoumyguy3 жыл бұрын
I use the two legs that God gave me and I walk, along with my Mauser