AfterLife Insurance - Foil Arms and Hog

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Foil Arms and Hog

Foil Arms and Hog

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@blafoon93
@blafoon93 5 жыл бұрын
For anyone who also isn't from Ireland/UK. A Trócaire box is one of these paper boxes that you get in church to take home. You put some money inside and ask others for more donations before bringing it back to church like a month later. They are usually dedicated to pay for clothing, water and food for people in Africa.
@jealousharibo
@jealousharibo 5 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot, and only now have you shook my memory, that when I was in primary school we had these given to us at the beginning of every Lent. We put in spare change etc. and the money went toward Caritas or Red Cross i believe. Wow. It is a really good idea, in my opinion.
@classicambo9781
@classicambo9781 4 жыл бұрын
Geeh wizz - at least we sold chocolate frogs for fundraising in Australia 🤣
@pineapplepenumbra
@pineapplepenumbra 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you, I wondered what they were referring to.
@weareallbornmad410
@weareallbornmad410 4 жыл бұрын
Take a close look at what the money goes to next time you get one then. "People in Africa" really don't need our leftover stuff messing up their economies...
@GiaRcheulishvili
@GiaRcheulishvili 4 жыл бұрын
People in Africa, sure.
@shiek568
@shiek568 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the title, this is where my mind went: "Hello, afterlife insurance here." "Hello, yes, I'd like confirmation that there's an afterlife please." "Oh, no I'm sorry, you're looking for afterlife Assurance. We can only guarantee an afterlife if you meet our very specific guidelines. I'll transfer you to the Buddha and he'll sort you right out".
@dryb3301
@dryb3301 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we Buddhist trying so hard to end our journey from this life 😅 And others trying to live after this life 😅 Religions are complex ....
@brasschick4214
@brasschick4214 3 жыл бұрын
That’s brilliant! 😂
@Scintillate9
@Scintillate9 Жыл бұрын
“sorry, you’ve reached the wrong department. the Jewish department offers no afterlife insurance OR assurance, but we can set you up with our debate team!”
@Simone979
@Simone979 8 жыл бұрын
I'm on my third multiple-hour-marathon this week. Your videos are addicting 😳
@foilarmsandhog
@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын
oh god, i know the feeling!
@TG-ph1dl
@TG-ph1dl 4 жыл бұрын
Binging that’ll be 100 Hail Marys
@brianmoreilly6299
@brianmoreilly6299 8 жыл бұрын
Your sketches only get better and better. I am a clergyman in the Church of Ireland and I love the comments about the tray bakes and the cushions on the pews. I am not sure that Tom Cruise will be happy with you. I understand that he may be a thetan being. Keep up the excellent work and always remember you will be welcome in my church. We don't have after life insurance,as we guarantee eternal life. Also, I do believe in humour from the pulpit.
@foilarmsandhog
@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын
+Brian M O'Reilly thanks Brian, what a lovely comment
@eileenboles8645
@eileenboles8645 5 жыл бұрын
Won't find too much humour in the CC
@Anonymous-sg4tr
@Anonymous-sg4tr 5 жыл бұрын
Foil arms and hog only have nice fans. Also nice dog
@Maatkara1000
@Maatkara1000 4 жыл бұрын
@@eileenboles8645 that's because you haven't been in my church. Nicest Father ever, such a humble man and always making us giggle during sermons. He died last year, may God keep him in His Glory. He was the best priest I have ever met
@eileenboles8645
@eileenboles8645 4 жыл бұрын
@@Anonymous-sg4tr how did u know?
@bigchungusdriplord2301
@bigchungusdriplord2301 4 жыл бұрын
*"3 days later"* Newspaper headlines : "Driver dies in car crash after becoming atheist"
@doreenbierens
@doreenbierens 5 жыл бұрын
That look in the end was like: “Be afraid, be very afraid 😱”
@mprice333
@mprice333 8 жыл бұрын
It's so adorable/funny the way Hog says "They're free!" These little details, along with the great vids, is why I keep coming back. Fantastic stuff!
@Vera-kh8zj
@Vera-kh8zj 2 жыл бұрын
even if the concept elicits cheap laughs, the delivery was flawless. Insurance agent's facial expressions were priceless. You guys are such a joy. Thank you, FoilArmsAndHog.
@maranatha_777
@maranatha_777 4 жыл бұрын
Hog looks absolutely stunning with this hair and sparkling eyes. *. *
@uselessalgae9381
@uselessalgae9381 4 жыл бұрын
ooh lust. that's gonna cost you on insurance
@maranatha_777
@maranatha_777 4 жыл бұрын
@@uselessalgae9381 you got me
@incogtiino
@incogtiino 8 жыл бұрын
Warning: Do not drink while watching you will choke from laughter
@renekumar8290
@renekumar8290 4 жыл бұрын
Literally I did that with hot chocolate when I was laughing at my friend I snorted it everywhere and then cried inside
@TragoudistrosMPH
@TragoudistrosMPH Жыл бұрын
It's fine if they already purchased insurance!
@ameladanovic898
@ameladanovic898 6 жыл бұрын
"good God, would you give us a break woman!!" so spot on!
@janzy58
@janzy58 8 жыл бұрын
Again, this was brilliant and hilarious! The cushions gag got me good.
@foilarmsandhog
@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын
thanks Em J
@chemikillsNZ
@chemikillsNZ 5 жыл бұрын
27,500 lies When I measured it, it was 7 in.... :D 0:36
@flamingeskimo1136
@flamingeskimo1136 8 жыл бұрын
Oh you lads have gained nearly 6k subs! But you deserve 6mil. Definitely one of the best channels on KZbin
@gardenjoy5223
@gardenjoy5223 6 ай бұрын
Funny to read your comment 7 years later and they are almost at their first million subscribers now :)
@TheRoxen92
@TheRoxen92 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t even know why I ended up watching one of your video, but no I can’t get enough 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻. Bravo, from Italy 🇮🇹
@fadran11
@fadran11 3 жыл бұрын
As a "mormon" I can certify that I laughed at the mormon part a *lot*
@tyrannosaurusshrekx1320
@tyrannosaurusshrekx1320 3 жыл бұрын
Yes, me too
@the_local_bigamist
@the_local_bigamist Жыл бұрын
That's because you Mormons are so darn wholesome, aren't ya? I'm not trying to be offensive, its just a stereotype about how friendly and nice you tend to be.
@AlannaMacree
@AlannaMacree 8 жыл бұрын
One of the best ones in ages, really hope you guys are bringing the new show to Galway soon! 😊
@insertname5813
@insertname5813 8 жыл бұрын
Great job lads, keep it up
@foilarmsandhog
@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын
+Jacob Creevey thanks Jacob
@Rosaap_
@Rosaap_ 5 жыл бұрын
Every time I see one of yours videos I just remain with no words, you are great and original and always funny, how is that possible!?
@maitri5265
@maitri5265 4 жыл бұрын
Your comedy about culture is your best, absolute trademark, keep up the good work!
@AdventureEssentials
@AdventureEssentials 8 жыл бұрын
Just brilliant. You guys are great! Cheers from Serbia!
@stevelucky7579
@stevelucky7579 3 жыл бұрын
What’s the difference between an atheist and a Scientologist? An atheist still has $250,000.
@alisaurus4224
@alisaurus4224 Жыл бұрын
I’m an atheist-where do i go to get my $250K? Is there a website to sign up?
@paulhanson1600
@paulhanson1600 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Keep coming up with these clever gags! Love from UK
@michamber8324
@michamber8324 2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely lov this, you guys are epic. I will never get tired of watching this. Stay great guys 👍
@evelyntokamp1011
@evelyntokamp1011 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks guys, I just needed a good giggle and there it was xxx
@priscilaundomiel3264
@priscilaundomiel3264 2 жыл бұрын
Conor's face in the end was priceless! 💕😂😂😂
@jemma-joon
@jemma-joon 4 жыл бұрын
I dont understand how these guys are persistently amazing!!
@johnharper6309
@johnharper6309 8 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant, i've been renewing my home and car insurance this week and it was so accurate. I feel like an anesthetist rather than an atheist. Brilliantly clever and funny, will be checking you out tonight in Dublin.
@stvp68
@stvp68 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he looks into the camera at the end
@MsGnor
@MsGnor 4 жыл бұрын
I don't believe Arms' *I-don't-need-Afterlife-Insurance* bravado ... he'll call back with a grovelling apology 😂😂😂😂😂
@StevieCahill
@StevieCahill 8 жыл бұрын
Brilliant 😂
@jessicaspencertv
@jessicaspencertv 8 жыл бұрын
Stealing from the Trocaire box. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This one is my favourite.
@TerryTheNewsGirl
@TerryTheNewsGirl 6 жыл бұрын
I love how he excused his theft with, "That's my money!" Except it isn't. Once it is in the Trocaire box, it belongs to whoever you donate it to. Well, that's how I see it anyway. I have a box for my favourite charity and once I've put money in it, it ceases to be mine and I wouldn't dream ofstealing from it.
@FOC-xu2kw
@FOC-xu2kw 3 жыл бұрын
It's donated to the charity Trocaire or yourself😁
@professorshoopfoop1045
@professorshoopfoop1045 8 жыл бұрын
btw going to see you lads tomorrow in stock alley CANT WAIT
@johnharper6309
@johnharper6309 8 жыл бұрын
Me too, Doom Dah
@ongbak190
@ongbak190 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. I gave a like as soon as I read the title and the entire skit was even better.
@gabrielcusack-mercedez8859
@gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 4 жыл бұрын
“So you’re an atheist?” “Yeah” 👀 aren’t you talking to an angel????
@KittyKate47
@KittyKate47 6 жыл бұрын
Hogs hair here makes me just 😍😍😍
@93RubixCube
@93RubixCube 7 жыл бұрын
"well you did have an affair"
@Tomas201293
@Tomas201293 8 жыл бұрын
Excellent! Bach at the end!
@laisdonella2728
@laisdonella2728 8 жыл бұрын
uahaha hilarious!!! you guys are amazing!!! looking forward for your show!!!
@sevdamustafazad3564
@sevdamustafazad3564 4 жыл бұрын
1:37 the way he looks 😍
@melvingduncan
@melvingduncan 8 жыл бұрын
good work boys keep it coming! ps where is the after life insurance broker in Donegal?
@cillianbrouder
@cillianbrouder 8 жыл бұрын
I wonder how much afterlife insurance costs for a suicide bomber
@Elmithian
@Elmithian 7 жыл бұрын
Cillian Brouder Apparently they get a private jet flight to the afterlife according to the Hadeith.
@youssefalaoui7247
@youssefalaoui7247 7 жыл бұрын
an arm and a leg
@HaydenLau.
@HaydenLau. 6 жыл бұрын
Very cheap, I'd imagine
@SpamQGamers
@SpamQGamers 6 жыл бұрын
actually pretty all religions view suicide as a sin, so its a fast way not to get into the heaven/the good life. Sure there are some odd views of extremists in any religion.
@vladdythebear5872
@vladdythebear5872 6 жыл бұрын
grim reaper i know im late but that's hilarious
@TS-yy6jb
@TS-yy6jb 3 жыл бұрын
I am so glad you included scientology
@ajmeyers5661
@ajmeyers5661 8 жыл бұрын
Came here from Clisare's channel - this video is hilarious :D
@cianb875
@cianb875 8 жыл бұрын
Lads this is brilliant!
@metenrog
@metenrog 3 жыл бұрын
How is this not their most popular video.
@kellyfletch237
@kellyfletch237 6 жыл бұрын
Hog is so gorgeous!
@s_quasimodo
@s_quasimodo 5 жыл бұрын
Memento mori, brother
@BimepWind
@BimepWind 3 жыл бұрын
Student method: you mess all the life and only when you're in 70's, you start to make up for a lost time.
@jgsmile1331
@jgsmile1331 2 жыл бұрын
Never thought of it like that. Original thinking. So funny. God bless.
@TerryTheNewsGirl
@TerryTheNewsGirl 8 жыл бұрын
I'm only an eighth Irish, but I have friends who are Irish, so I totally got this! This was very funny! Especially the no-claims bit!
@foilarmsandhog
@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын
+TRANCE DANCE GEMINI great! Thanks for watching!
@TerryTheNewsGirl
@TerryTheNewsGirl 8 жыл бұрын
***** No problem!
@SuperDS86
@SuperDS86 7 жыл бұрын
Think this was the first foil arms and hog video I seen.
@КалинаВ0505
@КалинаВ0505 7 жыл бұрын
you guys have many funny videos, but this one is mental ;-)
@ElleBethSmurf
@ElleBethSmurf 8 жыл бұрын
Fantastic!
@seanomahony1721
@seanomahony1721 3 жыл бұрын
Just rewatched this, grow the hair out again Hog!
@queekheadtaker7327
@queekheadtaker7327 6 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when god stops supervising his angels
@PantheraLeo04
@PantheraLeo04 3 жыл бұрын
As an atheist, i have heard the passive agresive "i hope you're never in an accident" so many times
@trashAndNoStar
@trashAndNoStar 3 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah, heard passive aggressive coaxing too many times. Never had a veiled accident threat (yet) but usually along the line of "I tell you this because i care about you, I don't want you to burn in eternity" etc etc even after i said i was not interested. 🤷
@PantheraLeo04
@PantheraLeo04 3 жыл бұрын
@@trashAndNoStar being part of the Satanic Temple is probably what pushes it over the edge to threat territory
@isabelcotter4206
@isabelcotter4206 8 жыл бұрын
Very nice!
@mnoxman
@mnoxman 3 жыл бұрын
why does the closing music remind me of Jeeves and Wooster.
@elsewho
@elsewho 8 жыл бұрын
Great spin lads😀
@bencunningham1902
@bencunningham1902 8 жыл бұрын
well lads
@isabelledelaforte8921
@isabelledelaforte8921 4 жыл бұрын
just perfect , tooo funny!! bravo guys!!!
@ITYSL
@ITYSL 8 жыл бұрын
Do a show in Westport County Mayo!!! PLEASE
@rickc-arelsii6276
@rickc-arelsii6276 8 жыл бұрын
Wait! More than two is considered stealing? 😳. I'm fooked. Great job! Thanks again for yet another fit of laughter. 👌🏻
@foilarmsandhog
@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын
Yes, if you keep returning with different hats/glasses/fake mustaches you can get a full dinner
@TerryTheNewsGirl
@TerryTheNewsGirl 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I bet a lot of people are. I've decided that if my husband and I go into a supermarket (or sometimes they give away stuff at railway stations), I'm going to say this to my husband. Just for the fun of it.
@marcohghar
@marcohghar 3 жыл бұрын
Pure Gold!
@lucyegan2995
@lucyegan2995 8 жыл бұрын
so true lads what age are your shows for
@foilarmsandhog
@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын
Hi Lucy, the shows are 15+
@lucyegan2995
@lucyegan2995 8 жыл бұрын
+Foil Arms and Hog brilliant . iwas just wondering if one of u were in a creamcracker ad???
@nishar.987
@nishar.987 8 жыл бұрын
+Lucy Egan two of them are in the new vodafone ad too! i don't know about tv but I've seen the ad on youtube..
@lucyegan2995
@lucyegan2995 8 жыл бұрын
+Nisha R. yeah thank you are u irish
@aoifenibhroin5952
@aoifenibhroin5952 8 жыл бұрын
Aw brilliant sketch lads, so funny!
@calosbabos
@calosbabos 6 жыл бұрын
Protestant Insurance is where it’s at
@tiarnan76
@tiarnan76 7 жыл бұрын
Defo ure best work - well done :) :)
@bigbenbbgribouille8882
@bigbenbbgribouille8882 4 жыл бұрын
I'm using my mother's afterlife insurance... she has bonus points
@ryankeogh1659
@ryankeogh1659 8 жыл бұрын
What date for Dublin show
@johnharper6309
@johnharper6309 8 жыл бұрын
Tiger Dublin Fringe Festival, on now for a few dates. Smock Alley.
@Nylon_and_Gut-MatteoLaurenzi
@Nylon_and_Gut-MatteoLaurenzi 5 жыл бұрын
Awesome idea )
@veramae4098
@veramae4098 2 жыл бұрын
Get a quote from the Lutherans. Of course, you'll have to learn to like jello salads.
@accaeffe8032
@accaeffe8032 3 жыл бұрын
The kneeling IS confusing 😁
@ingridlinbohm7682
@ingridlinbohm7682 2 жыл бұрын
Our family says the Rosary every evening....can we have life insurance ? No ! I went to Lourdes when I was 15 with other disabled children. Still no ? I lived in the Vatican for four years ? No ! What ? You are telling me that I have to die before you will pay out on life insurance. I knew there had to be a catch.
@You-ul8qw
@You-ul8qw 4 жыл бұрын
Wow... 7.9k likes and only 63dislikes... wow thats such a large like to dislike ratio well done foil arms and hog!
@jenniferbates2811
@jenniferbates2811 5 жыл бұрын
Omfg! As an atheist and a huge fan of your videos, I was laughing so hard!!
@stitch6476
@stitch6476 4 жыл бұрын
That hair though 🤣
@socialmoka752
@socialmoka752 4 жыл бұрын
Come over to the East side : Hindus, Buddhists and several others will just give you rebirth and extra lives instead 🤣 with several loopholes in the meat eating & temple visit department.
@classicambo9781
@classicambo9781 4 жыл бұрын
But karma - coming back as a slug is not ideal
@socialmoka752
@socialmoka752 4 жыл бұрын
@@classicambo9781 - True,loopholes there too, but no need for after life insurance :D
@swissTom124
@swissTom124 3 жыл бұрын
What about christian, like the bible says. Don't need to do anything for getting in heaven except accepting Christ as your savior. All other things are good to do but won't save you. So even the prisoner in prison has a chance to get in heaven since he has everything to get that ticket. It's just a call/talk with god away. And then you can be death sure to get in heaven. approved by million martyrs that weren't afraid to die for it.
@wanttobeasage2952
@wanttobeasage2952 3 жыл бұрын
O gosh, yes. Keep it up.
@seanmurphy4758
@seanmurphy4758 8 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see ye in the opera house! (also first)
@gabrielmoore1894
@gabrielmoore1894 7 жыл бұрын
Class
@verttikoo2052
@verttikoo2052 2 жыл бұрын
Church. Best business ever. Promise everything, deliver nothing and keep all the money 🥳
@TerryTheNewsGirl
@TerryTheNewsGirl 5 жыл бұрын
Okay, fess up. How many of you have got more expensive A. L. I. because you took more than two supermarket tasters?
@madhavchaturvedi1054
@madhavchaturvedi1054 8 жыл бұрын
Pure genius
@dani0479
@dani0479 3 жыл бұрын
Wait pews in Ireland don’t have cushions? It’s common in Catholic churches in our place.
@elderflower2133
@elderflower2133 8 жыл бұрын
Oh dear I would be charged a lot
@pittsy4
@pittsy4 8 жыл бұрын
New camera?
@foilarmsandhog
@foilarmsandhog 8 жыл бұрын
+Barry Pitts the one on the right is newer? New lenses. We love a good lense
@pittsy4
@pittsy4 8 жыл бұрын
Well it's a pure decent lense! Also, funny as fuck... not the lense. The sketch. Lenses cant be funny. Can they?
@Forcystus85
@Forcystus85 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, protestants get cushions? Since when?! Must be a Presbyterian or Anglican thing. Our Lutheran church benches hurt your bum as well as your back.
@Alucard-gt1zf
@Alucard-gt1zf 4 жыл бұрын
The English church has nice cushions
@Forcystus85
@Forcystus85 4 жыл бұрын
@@Alucard-gt1zf Heresy
@thefamily9671
@thefamily9671 5 жыл бұрын
1:32 Is that a threat?
@technicallythecenteroftheu1349
@technicallythecenteroftheu1349 4 жыл бұрын
The Jewish afterlife division definitely exists, it's just nobody knows anything about it.
@Maatkara1000
@Maatkara1000 4 жыл бұрын
Lol, you'll have to wait for Apollcalypse for it
@112steinway
@112steinway 2 жыл бұрын
After life insurance? Welp, time to start making lists of grievances and nailing them to church doors!
@Rachaelshaw7
@Rachaelshaw7 3 жыл бұрын
The look at camera at the end really creepy
@billkingston4402
@billkingston4402 3 жыл бұрын
Very clever
@damian_ski
@damian_ski 3 жыл бұрын
Bravo! :)
@OttomanWarriorWoman
@OttomanWarriorWoman 4 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious but quite sinister
@Maatkara1000
@Maatkara1000 4 жыл бұрын
If doing the cross prayer every night and an Our Father every week, how much would my AfterLife Insurance be?
@nhmooytis7058
@nhmooytis7058 2 жыл бұрын
All true!
@irishtrains1396
@irishtrains1396 4 жыл бұрын
They are all geniuses 😂 😂
@Nopenotyoumyguy
@Nopenotyoumyguy 3 жыл бұрын
lol, i’m never in an accident because I can’t afford a car
@Nopenotyoumyguy
@Nopenotyoumyguy 3 жыл бұрын
I use the two legs that God gave me and I walk, along with my Mauser
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