Strange Things Men Do

[@tinnduin]

The thing I love about Michael’s comedy is that it proves you don’t need to have lived a crazy life to be funny. Humor can be found even in the most mundane aspects of life, if only you look for it.

[@andyhinds542]

I just find his comedy to be very mundane.

[@mamacatselliot]

I love how he is constantly pacing. He must get his 10,000 steps in.

[@R.Oates7902]

He probably walks 10 or more miles per show!

[@RumeshaJeyavudeen]

I love how he always concludes the last segment with a line connecting to the starting joke

[@anhphi100]

Rumesha Jeyavudeen yes he‘s really the best ^^

[@brittanytaylor4434]

Civic I’ll i i

[@murugankrishnasamy8813]

True.

[@paulosullivan6166]

Q

[@oelbros]

its called a call back.

[@jhutch1681]

Gotta love the man drawer!

[@jennycrittall7400]

The lighting guy really earns his money with Michael 😅

[@elissaholmes1622]

OHMFG TRUTH!!!!!

[@hakont.4960]

I wonder if he gets paid in Drakmers.

[@sharlondsilva]

Damn it you beat me to it.. I thought exactly the same .. It must be so tough keeping up with micheal

[@viviensokolowski]

Also the cameraman

[@jcaylalove8713]

It's a machine but yeah it's working overtime with him!

[@marianneyag4106]

Michael will get the most mundane topics and make it hilarious. I love his comedy shows, his other shows, "Send to all" and "Unexpected Guest". He is the best world wide!!!!

[@samuelcornish8050]

send to all and unexpected guest arent shows they are parts he does in his big show

[@kriistyyanne]

I like the Midnight gameshow

[@gamelux3900]

It is called "the unexpected star of the show" you idiots

[@PerthViking]

Marianne, two words to your comment... Billy and Connelly. Michael is good, but he's not quite in Billy's league.

[@deservingcomplexionm8111]

@@PerthViking actually that's 3 words

[@ambercimburek6872]

i have chronic pain but when im having trouble watching you helps me to feel better

[@duncanwallace7760]

I nearly have chronic pain after laughing so much at his routine!

[@patricebelleisle8316]

ABSOLUTELY! Laughter is good for minimizing pain. It's good for the heart, mind, and soul. I have never met someone who has no sense of humor who is happy. They think of themselves as being superior and want others to be as 😮dull as they are. I say phooey to that!

[@thebookfairy73]

Me too! I put my headphones on and escape for a good laugh. Audiobooks are also great for this.

[@babakvelamkon]

He is such a talent. He makes joke without being rude or sexist or racist or making fun of personality. Still he just makes good quality entertainment. Hats off sir. I wish we had more people like u

[@totallyoutofit6989]

this!

[@leslieross1046]

😂Michael, I wish you would give us Americans the joy of opening up ypur amazing humor and commentary on the US way of life which is different, in many ways, from Great Britain. I love your humor...tired of many American comedians whose acts are funny but need to be always sexually and what they call "humorously insulting". We need the laughter you provide here.

[@gisellapostner3182]

Yes, my thoughts exactly 👍

[@richardcroshere474]

Michael says out loud what we all feel and think in traffic, but would never admit. Hilarious!

[@MEOWLIFE-jh8yd]

well done, You got the joke Here king 👑

[@shelookstome8727]

Yes, and the one about the guy miles behind overtaking everyone and you thinking "die" LOL

[@splosh2070]

@@shelookstome8727 and its always a BMW X5

[@mikejacinda80]

everyone era was

[@mikejacinda80]

Yes even if I

[@Jumoke_A]

I'm Nigerian and the bit about Friday traffic and that lone brave black BMW trying to take over was so relatable! It had me in tears. I thought to myself, so there are black BMW twits everywhere 🤣🤣🤣

[@queenofscots839]

😂😂💯

[@TheXfams]

Yes there are. America here. I've seen them in every state I've ever visited.

[@kimim2702]

In the US, too :)

[@id10tcertified]

He’s telling us absolutely nothing we don’t already know and making it fucking hilarious... such is observational comedy. There’s been so many great comedians, you wonder how anyone could be any funnier then along comes this guy.

[@tracytyler1566]

“Make your move. We are all relying on you!” 😂😂😂

[@ManafKAMIL]

The man is a genius... 1) the script is so clever even the smallest joke has a purpose, and they all tie-up in the end. 2) I know what's coming next, but just his performance is enough to make me laugh :-) thank you so much.

[@mvl71]

The man drawer was spot on 😂 Guilty as charged! Just to be on the safe side, my wife has an entire wife-cupboard with _different_ coins, leads, headphones with one side missing, some more batteries, every agenda from when we met to present day (23), garden hose attachments that don't fit our current hose, vases (oh god, vases! so many vases!), an ungodly amount of keys, loyalty cards, receits for stuff we don't have anymore, etc. etc. Glad I got the loft or we'd be in trouble 😅

[@thetokentrain9478]

😂😂

[@amrayoup2978]

Its amazing how relatable his comedy is. Turned out that we are all more similar than one might previously think

[@diane4488]

Yes indeed! We all think we are uniquely weird, then you discover we are all weird, in the same ways. A revelation!

[@JohanHerrenberg]

Must be one of the sanest comedians around. He makes life bearable.

[@thomasnobrega7517]

This guy is a comedic genius. He has me crying with laughter, start to finish. Can’t wait to see him on another tour soon.

[@joannecastille6468]

This bit and the bus bit and the spices bit are the best!! Just recently found Michael, and he is sooo funny! I live in Canada and had never heard of him.

[@emmaputt2183]

One of my most favorite comedians. Huge fan of his.

[@debrastewart967]

Emma Putt, me too. He is my favorite. He's funny, clever, and clean. I even love rewatching his bits.

[@vivienneoneill5400]

Me too.❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@kimbarrett4179]

How have I not noticed how funny and good this guy is . Just discovered him

[@even1970]

I read, "just divorced"! I'm just a little tired...🤭

[@klintoncod]

Beautiful thing about Michael is you dont have to be British to get the jokes. Legend!

[@familievanderpoel4782]

Oh Michael mcIntyre.. lovely relatable stories and a master at delivery. I bought a dvd of a show of his i hadnt seen before when I was pregnant and kept it in wraps.I took it with me to hospital after my water broke and went on the epidural. I laughed so hard nurses came to check what was wrong.. My husband said it was the strangest thing to see me in stitches at the first half of the delivery. (It was my third baby and the first two deliveries were without pain reduction and quite difficult) Thank you for making that part of delivery sooooo much better

[@roeliethegoat]

I'm so sick of the news. The pandemic. The polarisation. The racism. Everything. I stopped watching. I only watch comedy now, and preferably Michael McIntyre. I love how he makes jokes about the most mundane things. No drama.

[@jackasmaracas4362]

You speak for all of us.

[@oka3107]

Smae

[@onions2569]

Drama? You mean reality.

[@otisbl1405]

Onions reality can be dramatic?

[@ohnoagremlin]

i cant, a lot of the bad stuff rn targets me, but at least i can laugh some

[@HopelessSinner]

"...wearing all the clothes that don't fit you anymore...!" Ooh, that's harsh!! 😂😂

[@chikaka2012]

I know. But I still had to laugh 😆

[@shelookstome8727]

Loft whores 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JackieMackenzie]

That was my favourite bit! 😂

[@bloopbloopy2893]

I mean it's true XD

[@DreamBelief]

eh all the clothes that don't fit him anymore are probably there too lol. Men tend to put more weight on post marriage (or de facto) than women

[@abbasbestgirl3054]

MICHAEL YOU ARE BRILLIANT!!!! ❤ Thank you very much for sharing your talent!

[@horizonzoom7019]

That Bristol tractor driver accent is hilarious 😂

[@AndRewUK24]

I thought it was a Devon accent.

[@tacticianmagician4716]

Bristol and Devon sound very similar yeah, could be either Devon has a lot of farmers so perhaps that's what he meant

[@agimackenzie2361]

I know

[@normankendall329]

@@tacticianmagician4716 Lets just call it west country.

[@dawndeacon164]

HorizonZoom innit! Lol oww arrr

[@ideasareLIMITLESS]

Im now onto my third Video of Michael's in a row and I'm EXHAUSTED from gasping for air crying with laughter!!!! He has lived all of these everyday events but somehow makes them absolutely hysterical!!

[@faypack3087]

Iam from AMERICA...thus guy is so funny, I watch when ever he's on Netflix. He truly is great!!💙❤

[@agnescleary2312]

LOVE the man drawer! My dad used to keep old TV vacuum tubes, odd shoelaces and owner's manuals from old cars in his man drawer.

[@jadefire1814]

"Loft whores..............." I'm *DEAD!!* 😂🤣😂🤣

[@mitzio]

I love Michael! Laughed so hard at man drawer bit, as a kid I couldn’t understand it but now, as an adult woman, I have that drawer too! It’s a necessity 😄

[@Animal_lover_-tz5cd]

I remember once we were stuck in traffic for 5 hours but we were travelling in a horse lorry which had a kettle and oven so we made everyone tea and biscuits

[@jinjarogers1711]

Next time... Im travelling with you guys 😉

[@Littleshorti1973]

That's awesome!

[@philippaettrick7012]

So British! 😜

[@count7340]

I got stuck in traffic in my 72 VW camper. I sat on the roof with a cup of tea and my guitar.

[@joewright2270]

Count, that sounds awesome that’s definitely something I need to try!

[@trainjoanjle]

Are there any I haven't watched? He never fails - he's just brilliant.

[@SBEARD12345]

Imagine seeing shows with Michael or other comedians like him which were written during lockdown.. OMG

[@pietreins]

Quarantine, covid, mask and other will make for fantastic comedy material. I’m sure Michael is going to come out with something

[@WxB2001]

Pietro Pilo Exactly, comedians will have a field day with this and I'm really looking forward in seeing what they come up with.

[@clairecarscallen]

@@pietreins … but as far as I know, he didn’t. Guess he likes to keep his routines timeless and not tied to a particular time period, so they can still be enjoyed for years to come.

[@Goldensunrise-8]

He’s so endearingly & genuinely funny.

[@Terence_x]

This sketch segment just proves, if any were needed, that he is a comic GENIUS xxx

[@hefeibao]

He says everything we are thinking, but funny. I'm crying the whole time. It's like 2020 doesn't have to entirely suck. Thanks Michael McIntyre. :)

[@eleni1968]

THe traffic joke must be the MOST UNIVERSAL joke ever!! In NYC, the traffic to the Holland tunnel back to Jersey & PA is nearly 2 miles long every Thursday & Friday beginning in May - Sept.. That joke made me laugh out loud.

[@saadmazhar1678]

The energy micheal gives is exactly what we need on a friday 😀

[@judylloyd7901]

Michael *

[@invisiblegirl644]

How anyone can not like michael mcintyre is beyond me ive never been big on comedy but he just makes me laugh so much - and his jokes just simply cheer me up when i need it

[@catmom1322]

It's April 2022 & I just discovered this guy. What a talent!

[@vivienneoneill5400]

Sorry you had to wait so long,he is great. Just love him❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@desiertoscacti5388]

The best stand up comedian in the world.

[@ambermcivor825]

This guy is so relatable. He makes me feel like I actually am normal.😭😂

[@lizbilson6602]

Michael is the 'creme de la creme' of comedy ..., pure and simple. If you don't feel great after listening (or seeing) him ..., then you are definitely not of human origin! 😂

[@katiekat4457]

This is the 1st time I have seen him and I was dying laughing b/c everything he said about how a person thinks regarding traffic was exactly how I think. He is super funny. I will definitely be watching more of him!

[@fionatsangarides6201]

OH MY GOD HE IS SOOOO SPOT ON ALWAYS !!!!!

[@jemma-joon]

I can never get bored of this clip. It speaks my soul 😂😂

[@fox65094]

"While I decide your fate, you live in the man draw" 😂😂😂

[@maryherring4261]

I have watched several Michael McIntyre videos back to back. Big mistake. I have laughed so hard that I am weak with tears running down my face. He makes everything so funny. Love this guy's sense of humor.

[@sarahjamieson5552]

I was once driving down the motorway out of Belfast and on the other side of the motorway there was a lorry straddling the lanes engulfed in flames and surrounded by fire engines and ambulances. Then after it there was of course a massive traffic jam that stretched back several miles. As I drove happily the other direction I spotted one of the cars in the jam was my parents and sure enough my dad had got out and staring up ahead trying to see what was going on 🤣

[@sclm55]

See. Now THAT'S WHY a really thinking man, bolts a sheet of plywood to the roof racks of his vehicle; and carries both a compact folding ladder in the back of the car/van to climb on top of his vehicle; and a good pair of binoculars as well in the car. That way you're armed with the assurance, exiting the vehicle will not be in vain. Just climb on up atop the plywood station with binoculars in hand, and there you go. The reason for the jam is longer a mystery. And your the evny of others about you. Or something else.

[@johannaarcher7266]

Love him!!! He doesn't swear and I can watch him with my son. He makes life better!!!!

[@gwendawnseto2284]

He doesn’t need to swear. He’s so gifted. ❤

[@TyrantSong]

1:22

[@xcolegamesx5615]

Was I watching a different video? Because I definitely heard him swear lol

[@WeAreTheTrueMedia]

Frighteningly accurate analogy about how we all feel on the roads.

[@dionettaeon]

I love this guy's energy. That bit about going into the death lane trying to pass a tractor; I've been in that situation on a back-road, stuck behind a cyclist. It's not even always the case of it being a slowpoke. It's happened to me several times where I'm going the speed limit or even 5 over and I get an impatient bastard speeding into the death lane to pass me.

[@chikaka2012]

Yep, and I have to admit, I think “die” every time.

[@pluckyfella7]

Been there, Dionette, and yes, it is not about being a slowpoke, but is about practical wisdom in driving safely without a crash in taking your time within reason. I can relate to that experience. "Impatient bastard" lol. If I have an impatient bastard right on my tail on a back road, I'd wisely pull over into a layby or gateway for a minute and get the fool out of my way for mutual benefit by letting him/her pass for my sake, then resume my pleasant journey without any further ado or harassment, without him/her crashing into my car and ruining it. Anyhoo .... Michael is very funny lol.

[@jackpot7898]

Class! This is how our day to day lives are filled with fun, if we take step back we will learn to laugh on our actions.

[@theofano_galani]

I'm greek and when he said "you must pay him in drachma" I almost chocked 😂

[@myfavcolorisbrown]

I know of drachmae from playing Assassin's Creed Odyssey 😂

[@kiriakiria9685]

Geia sou

[@PowellTracey9]

Thank God for Michael McIntyre! Can’t imagine a World without such humour! 😊

[@vivienneoneill5400]

I agree he is great.❤❤❤❤❤

[@expressoevangelism80]

The final setting just links it all together so beautifully. It’s a great formula. Not new, or original, but his delivery is brilliant.

[@jq8974]

I found myself laughing out loud at the call putting him on a mission to actually USE The contents of the man drawer! Amazing 😁

[@elizabetharmstrong252]

I have watched this so many times! Still as great as the first viewing.

[@szendrich]

My man drawer is actually a huge "boxroom" I had built in with many shelves. It's my "out-of-sight" junk room. One drawer ain't enough for me! 😂😂😂

[@DoersGen]

Genius comedian, no cuss words, no profanity, a person who enjoys what he does :) The only other person working harder is the spotlight guy trying to keep pace with him :D

[@angiestone6580]

You made my day. I can totally see that light guy trying to keep up. Haha.

[@PolySammo]

I do enjoy him but he he is does cuss occasionally. Its so rare compared to many other comedians that he seems completely clean humor

[@casual_sky2]

He cussed in this segment though. The traffic bit... "Darling wake up, these people are f****ed!" But I know what you mean. He only does it when it's necessary

[@brecruz4832]

Hands down best comedian EVER! Well done!

[@thesilversurfer7136]

He is brilliant! Perfect delivery! Laughed all the way through

[@DreamBelief]

You're mum has a point. I've frequently caught up to idiots who zipped past or tried to weave through the traffic dangerously

[@kennedysimpson2000]

The man drawer was always one of my favourite sketches 😂

[@VonSpud]

Michael is great. I live in an area of Canada where I can leave work in the morning from night shift...drive 25km home and see up to 5 vehicles before entering town. Last week we drove 40km to the next town and were stuck in traffic for an hour due to road construction. Can't imagine those poor sods in traffic for hours every working day...be insane.

[@ginathomas7813]

I changed jobs because the traffic almost drove me crazy.

[@RowenaHallows]

Hahaha… brilliant.. especially the radiator key!! It’s the only DIY my dad ever did bless him!

[@Zomballfish]

Anyone else been loving Michael Mclntyre videos recently

[@Car_and_classic_lover]

Agreed, always have loved him especially now

[@jinjarogers1711]

Recently? No. Always.... yes 😉

[@carolodell6145]

He makes the days seem better in theses terrible times

[@sylvainlepage3968]

Absolutely. He is hilarious.

[@KH-tx6lg]

My daughter said she was never going to have a man drawer (junk drawer) when she got her own place. She has two 😂

[@ellena4414]

I don't even have my own house lol just my own room and I have a whole set of junk draws 😂

[@marywood8794]

Yes! I'm a single mom and I have 3 of these drawers in my kitchen! One is just junk that doesn't seem to get thrown out. One has odds and end tools and batteries in it. The third one has light bulbs, sandwich bags, rubber gloves, face masks, and reusable ice packs. It's so true...does this mean that I've turned into a guy? Lol

[@joanneblowey3001]

@@marywood8794 haha,nooo or I have too!

[@mitsuomits9077]

" I need nine triple A batteries that don't work" the ultimate randomest request ever!😄😄😄😄😄

[@khinzakhan66]

Hands down, my favorite comedian!!

[@swazibabe]

He is an amazing comedian. Love how he makes a joke of everyday happenings and always makes me laugh.

[@IntrepidFraidyCat]

As a person living in a farming area in Texas...THIS WAS HYSTERICAL!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Now I want to drive in front of tractors in fields!🚗🚜

[@sammylpt9076]

Don't worry you'll still be faster than a tractor. Tractor gears are incredibly low, hence why we have a low box with a tortoise option. Unless you're driving a car from the 1930s you'll always be faster. Unless of course you get stuck, but tractors have a lot of torque pushing/pulling power. Still, it's an amusing joke.

[@mena94x3]

Seriously! I don’t know why I’ve never thought about it that way, but it makes so much sense!

[@kittykat8169]

I'm a Texan too. 😊

[@jasnasvast667]

I once drove behind a tractor for full 15 min in first gear because it was a small road with loads of turns and hills, car passing by in opposite direction all the time. It was exhausting.

[@IntrepidFraidyCat]

@@jasnasvast667 It IS exhausting! And the pressure we imagine from the cars behind us to hurry up and pass.....

[@vickiesmith3021]

Absolutely fantastic guy!!!!

[@Waffles84]

Lmaooooooo He is always hilarious 😂 making you laugh at ordinary things and situations we all observed but never said what we were thinking 🤔🤨🤪🤪🥳😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ariennye42]

OMG, I'm laughing so hard i'm crying. I'd like to say my man drawer (s) were started by my husband, but since he's passed, I still have them, and use them, and have everything but the foreign currency. I'm ready with my allen wrenches and batteries, old leads and cell phones!

[@estellesilver8299]

I am a single woman and I have a drawer exactly like that 😂😂😂 complete with leads, old keys, batteries, old phones, instruction manuals and takeaway menus 😂😂😂

[@aprilapricot804]

Mine also includes a one screwdriver , pens and a lot of different mess l🤣🤣

[@dnahaller376]

I still have instruction manuals for things i no longer own.

[@ginathomas7813]

I've tried time and again to get rid of mine but now my son knows about it!

[@abigaileggleston9108]

Me too!!

[@alexandrapomeroy8050]

Yep, single woman man drawers are the thing 😂😂

[@jasmineryelle3472]

When he said we can't throw away phones I immediately thought of my grandpa who has 10 phones....8 of which he doesn't use

[@AndiHesk]

Jasmine Ryelle I have lost count how many phones, music systems, laptops, desk tops etc that my husband has kept “just in case” ! 😏😏😂😂

[@Kinda_weird_dontcha_think]

I keep my old phones too lol

[@mariaanderson2560]

PUT THEM IM THE MANS DRAW

[@sneezywheezy1473]

@@Kinda_weird_dontcha_think I do too, I've got about 5 or 6 knocking around that I never use lol.

[@Discoodavee]

Grandpa is a dealer lol

[@dylanmiller6335]

Just came upon him in about the past 2 weeks and I’m obsessed he’s beyond hilarious

[@geektesse]

Any women here that just realised: "Shit, I am the one with the man drawer" aswell? XD

[@lisahenry20]

Me and my mum both have man drawers while my mums partner is the only one who doesn't. He does have a man cave in the garage though

[@geektesse]

@@lisahenry20 Ah yeah, that might be it. My husband has a man-cave AND the garage, so maybe he does not need the drawer at all. However the empty batteries, foreign money and other stuff is in my "man-drawer" 🙈

[@PurpleMeerkat4]

Every drawer in my house is a man drawer :D

[@alvallac2171]

*as well

[@TedaR]

@@lisahenry20 "man drawers" LOL (]8

[@nigelwest3430]

Almost a perfect description of the draw in our kitchen

[@aafreenmj6495]

I'm on a marathon of his comedy and laughing my way throughout

[@kathleen109]

Me, too. And I'm really glad it's raining because that means my windows are closed and the neighbors can't hear me laughing hysterically.

[@sarahdawnwalker7255]

Feeling down this morning M M a tonic watching him who cannot feel happier life its gonna get better

[@ellasoundy8508]

Michael always makes me laugh WITHOUT FAIL, my mum always shouts at me to shut up Cos I laugh so loud lmao

[@slay5907]

No one cares

[@scottwhite7053]

Didn't ask

[@epicmemeboi3503]

Shut up you two. If they want to share her opinion then let them.

[@Zielinsk]

Pebsay Paine, no one cares about ur comment

[@sleepyboi5731]

Same

[@al3x052]

Oh My God! Yay! Another video from Michael McIntyre. Brilliant! 😂😂😂😂

[@markoliver3370]

Just found this guy in Covid and couldn’t stop laughing at myself about the whole skit. I literally while isolating in covid just cleaned out 2 man draws last weekend and all the things he described i pretty much had in there. We really are predictable creatures of habit.

[@dalenewhite4741]

Love this guy!

[@almenaadams446]

In my house it’s my mums loft. My dad has his shed 😂

[@cloudyazure]

Army💜

[@taahaahmed4322]

Drug dealer

[@almenaadams446]

Taaha Ahmed he’s not a drug dealer lol

[@almenaadams446]

Galaxy 01 💜💜

[@cazzaj]

Bro I-land You watching?

[@knutsfordhouse]

OMG! I thought it was just my husband who hoarded those things in his man drawer!

[@emileishak1428]

Please upload more vids. Best thing to watch with the family in quarantine. Love the work. Xx

[@kadenkramer8707]

A quick shoutout to the KZbin algorithm for showing me this video. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.

[@Arwen4711]

by far, this is the best comedian I've ever watched! You're amazing dude! :D

[@NerissaThak]

My favourite sketch of Michael’s!! Makes me howl with laughter every time I rewatch this, even years later!!

[@lisajoy9588]

Oh my goodness! He is hilarious! I have never heard him before and I’m so glad I found him! New big fan!

[@Grits-N-Grace4U]

I love Michael’s comedy & commentary 🤭 😂 he says what we all think 😂 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@rachriah92]

I remember I once passed a 10 mile traffic back up and I thought every one of those thoughts 🤣 the people just joining the line "they have no idea" and "enjoy that while it lasts"

[@Tapersy111]

I thought of this yesterday as I drove down a 2 lane 80km/hr road (I am Canadian) and a tractor was slowly driving in the opposite direction with a line of traffic behind him 😂... farm country, we're used to it, but thinking of this made me chuckle.

[@dragoonis88]

Bleeding radiators is what gives me life.

[@meows_and_woof]

Not only his script is hilarious but the way he acts it out makes it so much funnier Imagine having him as a husband. You won’t be able to argue with him, he will make a joke of every situation

[@bevbo42]

I love observational humour, and this guy is the best at it, he is a genius :)

[@postcardsfromgeorgia4294]

I love that he laughs with the jokes!! 😂😂

[@angiet6500]

I've only just found these videos of Michael, my goodness they're absolutely hilarious. He had me in stitches with tears running down my face. Even as a female I can relate to his rantings from being stuck on a motorway or behind a tractor or having a "man" drawer but with me it's a "woman's" drawer, we're just as bad at hoarding as men are. I have a drawer full of stuff I've had for years but never used, screws, nails, bits of wire, electric plugs, loads of keys that I have no idea what they're for, bits of string (just in case), numerous batteries that probably died years ago, elastic bands that are so old that when I go to use them they break into small pieces, numerous recipes I've cut out of magazines and newspapers which I've never used but are so old that the paper's turned yellow, but I keep them "just in case", 😀

[@angelaberni8873]

You are as hilarious as Michael😂😂😂