Agatha All Along Review Comedy For WRONG Reasons

[@disparutoo]

Agatha All Along Review of Episode 2 Series 1, Disney Marvel's Wandavision series for Disney+. But as no-one asked for an Agatha Harkness series, did anyone want a comedy series aimed at 50 year old women in the Marvel universe? This show has a massive target audience, it's just they've never cared about Marvel in their entire lives. So what's left is a weird comedy of errors where we have random people eating candles, musical numbers and of course, EVERYONE being shipped with EVERYTHING. We might find out the romantic connections of a lamp at this point. But if this series follows the normal Disney path and gets worse as the show goes on, it could actually end up at the level of Willow. And THAT will be a sight to behold. But what did you think of what you saw? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always thanks for watching :)

[@alexneff]

It's looks better frame reversed ... you should watch masters of the air

[@damienjstepick]

Thanks you for eating candles and babies in one sitting.

[@dazhobo9406]

So many ads of late.

[@miguelfernandes2760]

Hey mate. First, I actually liked her crazy, kind of loony look in the first episode 😅 could be a nice show about a crazy cop or something but now it's just a boring clean look. Second, really like your take on all series you've been commentating. Some times I feel those things your say but can put it to words and you do a great job. Third, you got a Portuguese fan here and I hope you can come by some time and enjoy this lovely country of ours. You'll always be welcome and we won't throw misleading shite to your face like the neighborinos of that witch😂😅 hope you're well and keep up this amazing and so much needed work of yours. Hugs and best of luck with everything that's happening in your beautiful island. Hugs Miguel Fernandes.

[@DickDickstein]

@@miguelfernandes2760 Best comment.

[@geonsilberlicht4632]

I am starting to understand why our ancestors set witches on fire if this is how they acted.

[@cattrucker8257]

Agatha releases, Imperial Inquisition overjoyed, Witch Hunter signups rise 5000%

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

"Burn the witch!"

[@AndrewStefanac]

@@geonsilberlicht4632 tbf, setting people on fire was kind of a pastime

[@brendancoulter5761]

Is the show secretly based? Are we about to be Salem Pilled?

[@NoahGooder]

as far as i could tell from reaseach its a mix of tribal behavior and fear.

[@JuliusCaminus]

"Stop eating candles, you slag," certainly tops the list of phrases I did not expect to hear today.

[@AndrewStefanac]

bed bath & broomsticks

[@samspurgeon4222]

Not me! Now where's that damn bingo card? 😂

[@maxpower3990]

Jason in “The Good Place” learnt to not eat candles. And he was an idiot. These women are dumber than Jason! How have they not forgotten to keep breathing .

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

That’s probably the first time that sentence was spoken in human history. I'm serious. I mean, think about it.

[@samspurgeon4222]

@@GaudiaCertaminisGaming I'm gonna say you are correct

[@Pyrothebored]

So, the candle eating makes sense. Candles are made of wax Crayons are made of wax Therefore, its the magic version of eating crayons.

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

So witches are just a lesbian form of Marines?

[@wilhufftarkin5852]

​@@berserkasaurusrex4233Wanted to comment the same xD

[@Ankhtowe]

@@berserkasaurusrex4233 Marin pls

[@theVictor-isVonDoom]

​@@berserkasaurusrex4233marines ate strippers dressed like crayons (if I'm not mistaken) they're just eating actual candles

[@CanuckWolfman]

@@Pyrothebored With candles, do the green ones also taste the best?

[@TheWaterdog6]

"Witches are a minority." "Also there are so many witches you have access to many witches in any 3 mile radius, including the town where one witch took over an entire town." How are you able to forget your message AND forget Wandavision while trying to make evil characters and portray them as not villains.

[@odindarkll3706]

Sympathetic villains are getting out of style because of you, Disney!

[@cattrucker8257]

@@odindarkll3706 As a general enjoyer of sympathetic/having-a-good-point villains done right, seeing this happening hurts more than I can put into words.

[@Lttlemoi]

Click this link to find hot witches nearby!

[@jonathanfornwalt4919]

Disney's transformation from a brand that caters to families into a brand that caters to cat mom, wine aunts is complete.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

I mean, maybe someone DOES like this show, but I don't think they are getting much out of it, any enjoyment seems minimal at best. Perhaps they are just enjoying the wrong bits, just like Disparu and the rest of the motley crew of youtubers.

[@NormanReaddis]

Family brand to a lifetime brand.

[@jesusknight1]

I'm a cat mom, and I think this show is stupid..

[@clownofthetimes6727]

This show is a great, fun, supernatural, witchy story. This is the stuff old disney was made of. A lot of the comments appear to be from sheep who are just re-bleating what youtubers have said without actually watching the show. Have you seen it? Or are you part of the flock that just keeps bleating away?

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

@@clownofthetimes6727 So you're not one of the sheep who will defend Disney no matter what crap they produce?

[@jmace2424]

Agatha’s “Southern accent” is a hate crime against my people. I don’t appreciate her attempt at cultural appropriation.

[@brockdavid]

She sounds like someone strangling an accordion, rather than anyone remotely Southern.

[@bayanganman]

Why are we as a society pretending the Bovine Nose Ring isn't hideous? It is not flattering, it looks obnoxious.

[@MrSphandor]

Yeah it's all good indicator of stupidity

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

It's a sign to stay clear. Very useful really.

[@dlewis9760]

I was visiting family in North East PA over the weekened. I turn on the local news. An animal shelter story. Woman at the shelter in the interview had a nose ring and tats. Those poor animals.

[@knotengajin7359]

At least, unlike some other bits, it doesn’t immediately look like an errant bit of snot.

[@LiliumCruorem]

the funny thing is that it comes from Canaanites. Wearing the same jewelry as their god Baal.

[@RagingEggs]

I am not kidding, I want a new show "What about America confuses Disparu".

[@bathtub_marmot]

lol might be a tall order in 2024. You may have to settle for "what about America *makes sense* to Disparu"

[@marhawkman303]

Yeah his questions about architecture amused me greatly. It's mostly just aesthetic nonsense you get when people with more money than brains design houses.... then others copy them because they think it looks cool.

[@ryanbarker5217]

@@marhawkman303 the fact the house doesn't have a witch's window is a missed opportunity

[@CD-Gaming]

Season 2 confirmed!

[@ChaniElkin]

Same! I say as a Minnesotan - his constant 'this is weird' comments regarding American things keep cracking me up...

[@bryanadam4578]

"Stop eating the furniture." Disparu. Me, afterwards, they are going to be munching carpet, soon.

[@ricardozk]

Ayo

[@thetechnocrat4979]

Ugh... no. Just no. Nobody likes a rug burn, or fur in their mouth. 🤢. Now, smooth and varnished wood flooring on the ither hand, or ceramic tiles, thats another story. But then again, these witches eat candles.

[@TheMasterpiecePD]

Of course one of the first things a character says to the odd looking empowered black lady is that she's beautiful

[@TempoLOOKING]

SHES BALD

[@theabhorrentchef7226]

She is repulsive. And her mouth is almost as wide as Mr. Reflection’s lunatic laughing gear.

[@kevo-o-o]

​@@TempoLOOKINGdisgusting!

[@ericpode6095]

​@@TempoLOOKINGover here we'd call her a "slap head"

[@drhaha6182]

And race swapped.

[@cormoran2303]

"Joe Locke bound and gagged in a strangers house" I don't think Ezra Miller is a stranger.

[@RMD-uw5np]

The next presidential debate, “They’re eating the candles!”

[@nicknevco215]

And became infertile KeKW

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

As long as The Kiffness makes a new song of it, I'm down 😅

[@MrTNY-ve5lp]

That would be an improvement

[@barnbwt]

"They're eating the candles, they're eating the cat littah..."

[@aulvinduergard9952]

@@barnbwt "...but some, I assume, are good people."

[@connorbryant5719]

As someone from the american south, that accent was about as real as a hog without a temper.

[@johnfrizzell1823]

Worse than nic cage’s and without being funny

[@armandolimon7465]

@@johnfrizzell1823 Hey, I'd take Nic Cage's southern Alabama accent from Con Air than I heard from Agatha whatever. I mean you had Johnny Trejo, John Malkovich and Steve Buscemi in that action packed movie with no plot. I enjoyed the explosions and things happened!

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

​@@armandolimon7465"Just put down tha bunny"

[@MemoristCed]

Bless her heart.

[@iExcIuded]

As an American from the west - That's hella funny.

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

"Candle eater" sounds like an insult. Much like "Window licker."

[@kevo-o-o]

Rug Muncher could also apply

[@danilutka]

It is now

[@redfoxninja3173]

It was an atrocity all along!

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

The mad overacting is baffling.

[@TempoLOOKING]

Koro sensi should sue for them ripping off his poems. Don't mess with that squid. Agatha broke out of a spell...he blew up the moon...TWICE.

[@WizardFreak]

Behold this great cast of characters such as: A Psycopath A Kid who wasn't bullied enough A Schizophrenic A Literal Crayon Eater Daddy Issues tm And a rando off the street

[@rap1df1r3]

That pretty much covers all of the executives, show-runners and writers at Disney.

[@SwordmasterKane]

Are you describing the characters or the actors?

[@mahkaylalee6898]

@@SwordmasterKane both

[@EquineDreams3]

"A kid that wasn't bullied enough"😂 Truer words have never been spoken about an entire generation.

[@Kal_g]

We now return to "Disparu's patience being tested..."

[@duncanharrell5009]

You mean “Disparu confused by American things”?

[@yellownomadglitch3309]

Wait didn't you comment on Az video?

[@oven723]

TUNE IN THIS MONDAY

[@amnewl727]

Throbbing

[@EarlHildebrandt]

​@@duncanharrell5009This screams for a supercut.

[@UncensoredScion]

You guys remember when Mordo was a massive looming threat in the background with his "too many Sorcerers" You ever think he's just being INCREDIBLY sexist to ignore all these female sorcerers who are all over the show worldwide apparently and he's just going "yeah but the REAL threat is in those darn men, a bunch of women sniffing rocks and candles don't do anything." because I think that'd be funny as hell

[@nataliabusko1432]

I wish I could do nothing all day and sniff some rocks you know But I need to go to work🤣

[@ninjanibba4259]

Technically they’re witches, they’re not a threat tbh, sorcerers are more powerful and if a few got out of line, then they’d be a threat Wanda is only the exception cuz of the Mind Stone making her the most powerful witch

[@lauracerqueiramachado8979]

Well there are differences between sorcerers and witches/warlocks, a sorcerer’s magic is earned through studying and a witch or a warlock’s magic is a family blessing

[@UncensoredScion]

@@ninjanibba4259 So it is basically "Eh those aren't Sorcerers, they're Witches and they eat candles and sniff rocks, not a threat." lmao God I wish that was a real thing and not just Marvel forgetting he exists.

[@ronin6033]

LOL

[@immaleaf4964]

I hope there's an Agatha Velma cross over feat. Rings of Power

[@rickylee9266]

Good lord no haha

[@Pherim_]

Please, dont drag Tolkien's legacy even lower on the drain

[@aqlanimations4822]

I have the 1st review, the same freaking 2 accts writing actually this show is so good. I seriously think the person or commenter works at Disney, as we found out many of them are going after these accounts to try and spin these shows are good. This show is some how dumber than I imagined it would be, I can't bear even listening to 4 minutes of them speaking. I like the review, and comments, but dang this show is some how worse than the 1/10 I thought it would be. The guy looks like how I imagine anyone that watches this show will look. Man, Tolkien can take a dump and having bowel movements would have more masculinity, originality, acting, Charisma, Intrigue, suspension, and better story telling than this show and everyone in it. I think the main actress is horrible in this, I don't get the whole making an already okay looking woman even worse. I don't get it at this point, It feels like what you see when you go downtown Houston after 9pm. The real walkers come out and druggies. This show is an abomination to the scrotum. I already know if someone likes this show, I don't have nothing in common, nor want to get to know you in the slightest lol. I think even drags wouldn't watch this nightmare fuel.

[@bathtub_marmot]

Naw, I'm shipping for The Agalyte

[@Bizarro_Stormy]

And then the witches sing “THE POWER OF MaAAaaNyYyyYyyy!”

[@zacharyboudreau9127]

They’d likely thought they’d launch a line of candles on the back of this massive hit.

[@AndrewStefanac]

like a candle in wind, pipe

[@dlewis9760]

With scent Gweneth Platrow insprired? "Dr Daystrom, whose engrams did you use for M5? Why mine of course!!"

[@thereallazygirl]

it was a joke about goop and gwineth paltrow . you incels have no culture

[@Aikurisu]

... Ladies and Gentlemen, we have this year's She-Hulk. Both should never have seen the light, unless you count the flames of Hell.

[@James_Bee]

The flames in hell won't have light..

[@woobiefuntime]

She Hulk was funny to a degree

[@brendancoulter5761]

So apparently in the MCU, there are so many witches you could form a coven in any 3 mile aria. Disney really does not give a shit about world building do they. Also, yes, this is technically part of the MCU. Its vary hard to remember.

[@knotengajin7359]

I’m thinking the underlying concept was that most XXs are a cat’s whisker away from being a witch at any given moment?

[@TempoLOOKING]

No they do not. Come on Elo.

[@regiman222]

Maybe 100 miles would seem less retarded? It's a spin off of Wandavision with is also a spin off of the MSheU.... so yeah it counts, barely.

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

So it's a statistical impossibility that Dr. Strange wouldn't have worked on a literal magic user several times in his career, before his accident and would virtually have to know several magic using doctors. Kind of destroys the whole plot of that film, really. It would be like if you found out in a later Harry Potter book that there's actually at least two wizard kids on every city block, and 50 wizard kids in every muggle school before age 11.

[@DarthZ01]

how big is a coven, like minimum, i wonder. cause that would determine just how ridiculous that figure is. if a coven is 3, then thats 1 witch per square mile. already kinda crazy. and it can only go up from there.

[@big_red01027]

Why does Agatha always sound like she needs an adult? ...I should probably stop asking these questions and turn my brain off.

[@shamrockdragon7634]

Yes, turn your brain off and save your mind while you can!

[@LegendaryDorkKnight]

"Don't ask questions. Just consume product and then get excited for next product."

[@AndrewStefanac]

@@big_red01027 bypass the frontal lobe

[@BoSmith7045]

Eating candles? Are there no more sane adults in Hollywood to tell these people where something is STUPID!?!

[@MemoristCed]

Remember when they were all tanning their nethers?

[@theabhorrentchef7226]

They probably heard a man talking about a story he was reading about a fur trapper being stuck in the mountains by himself, unable to crawl far with both legs and arms compound fractured and surviving by eating rose hips and his tallow candles until he was found in the spring. “Eat candles” was all that stuck in her mind

[@DarthZ01]

its basically become a fireable offence to criticize anything in hollywood. you have to tell people every idea is the best one ever. even edible candles.

[@barnbwt]

"You silly billy, it's /quirky/ not stupid!" I think it's the literary version of bright/shiny objects for dumb animals to focus their eyeballs on momentarily for 'entertainment.' When your wine-mom audience is so wet-brained as to be as intelligent as a hen, anything that fires their remaining neurons for even an instant --no matter how nonsensical or inane-- becomes entertainment. "Oh my gawd, they're eating the /candles!/ You're not supposed to eat /candles!/"

[@jamesmetcalf5597]

To be fair this was created by people whose first reaction to seeing something like a bowl of crayons is to dive right on in and start chawing down on them.

[@CanuckWolfman]

At six witches per coven, that would be 749,695.6 witches in the United States alone. That's 0.2% of the population. That's approximately as many witches as Pacific Islanders, per a cursory Google search.

[@marhawkman303]

If we assume most of them are this bad.... It's no wonder no one believes magic is real. Most practitioners can barely do parlor tricks with it.

[@TempoLOOKING]

Why 6. Where they pull that number. 9 sure or 18.

[@TempoLOOKING]

​@marhawkman303 ...This is the MCU not the Book of Solomon.

[@TempoLOOKING]

Also why...that's not how magic works in the MCU or the occult.

[@marhawkman303]

@@TempoLOOKING I WAS talking about the MCU.... Strange is powerful.... he makes most other magic users look like jokes.

[@JeniferClemente-y2n]

I like how the main obsession became the “candle eating” XD

[@fanshaw]

"We're not interested in stuff making sense, we're just interested in social dynamics."

[@cyrusmorris9599]

Marvel got jealous when the acolyte came out and asked Kathleen Kennedy to hold their beer

[@ricardozk]

Somehow they thought it was a good idea.

[@glitterkitty1979]

Lmfao 😂 No one roasts like Disparu

[@ayeshpyesh]

I've been refreshing all evening waiting for this one.😊

[@driftingwolf0]

Endure cringe like Disparu

[@ahmadabdelwahhab3863]

Bro is a menace to society 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@PaulieMcCoy]

BASED economy!

[@joeybagofdoughnuts1732]

5 Star Michelin Chef status

[@haku8135]

..... Isn't that the woman who asked Wanda to let them die? Fucking hell Disney.

[@ryannoble1056]

"This show is maintaining homeo something, but it ain't stasis." 😂

[@shannondeville2298]

I lost it at the eating the phone comment. I haven't had a cathartic laugh in literally a decade. Keep em coming, good sir. I'm here for it 🤣

[@GaudiaCertaminisGaming]

I knew nothing whatsoever about Agatha before this show came along. Happier times.

[@ninja-mouse]

I know her from a comic where she helps kidnap Baby Richards (FF), not to eat him. This Agatha has nothing to do with the original.

[@jasonbravo.357]

oh my gravy that accent. i was laughin so hard because its the accent she had to "try on" while talking to daniel craig, who you already burned once at this point, in the movie glass onion. all that setup was hilarious. i had to pause, laugh, recover, and type this up. and now back to laughing.

[@samalton5837]

This show made me learn about jade eggs. Now I want to unlearn what I learned about jade eggs.

[@Pherim_]

Whats Jade eggs?

[@relicturtle7373]

Huh

[@dariaahlm8963]

Well there is a lot you have to learn about girls

[@marhawkman303]

@@Pherim_ You know the "Kegel exercises" joke? it's related to that.

[@TempoLOOKING]

​@@Pherim_eggs that rot and are fermented for a year.

[@petecollins4925]

"Basically the BBC" Many a true word spoken in jest, well played sir.

[@James_Bee]

Every time Billy is on screen I can't decide if his eyebrows are trying to get further apart or becoming one...

[@DarthZ01]

they slowly make loops around his head, following orbits in opposite directions.

[@brockdavid]

They look like hostile caterpillars jousting and fighting each other for position, there can be only one. Why does it seem like everyone in Hollyweird now have drooping/crooked eyes and strange eyebrows?

[@AndrewStefanac]

@@James_Bee ubi = uni brow initiative

[@jeffreysherman8224]

6:28 "We really had to nail it home, who he nails at home." This deserves an award. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣

[@DarthZ01]

modern hollywood in a nutshell

[@WallyBChamp]

The point you were making about the road is valid. That fact that no other witches attempted it or at least document it. Plus the fact Agatha is a notorious witch who credits her infamy due to the road. Like wouldn't that inspire or at least be something to check out as fellow witches

[@CodexisInkwind]

I feel like this would have been more interesting if 'teen' was just a tag along to Agatha and we followed someone that knows 0 about magic who got dragged into this. Maybe someone that turns into a blood sacrifice at the end of the Witches road to reaffirm the fact that Agatha is supposed to be a villain

[@russwilliams4777]

Maybe the "three mile radius" thing explains _The Rings of Power_ and the raft? Sure, you think it's the entire Atlantic Ocean, but Halbrand decided to put a coven together and there was Galadriel... the sea monster was probably a witch, too

[@marcwilliams9824]

To be fair, it's a 50/50 chance that they would accidentally run into each other in a vast ocean; they either would or they wouldn't... (Joke stolen from Ryan George)

[@Finalsplit]

Only a show like this can come up with something as weird as eating lit candles. Like, how much of a leap of thought was that? And everybody just goes along with it like it's normal to eat candles!

[@jcorbett9620]

Care to wager on Gwyneth Paltrow selling these candles on her "Goop" scam site?

[@emissarial6598]

"Imagine you're about to be run over by a steamroller," got a big laugh from me. Thanks, I needed that!

[@emissarial6598]

"Down, down, down the (heavily autotuned) road..."

[@MemoristCed]

Wait. He is sixteen. That means that if he wasn't emancipated by court order, he's someone's child (or ward). You are NOT allowed to take someone else's child ANYWHERE that is not an ER or a police station without that someone's permission. SHE HAS LITERALLY STOLEN A CHILD. (And let's not talk about her referring to him as "my pet". This just gets creepier with every passing moment.) Furthermore, since we're already in "shuffling obviously at-risk children about" territory, should I be asking how old "Boyf" is and in what light I should see that incredibly-nervous, mildly apologetic "he worries"? (Final thought: Why is the only child they allow to ACT like a child, the one old enough to WANT to be treated like a man?)

[@AndrewStefanac]

@@MemoristCed i think boyf was played by diddy

[@xipheonj]

"I am for oppressing whatever THAT is" I heard this before, but I can't remember where. Was it also Disparu? That does feel like something he'd come up with. Either way this is a potential recurring catch phrase I can get behind.

[@Smeejee]

Little Platoon said it about Amandla Stenberg's cringey rap diss video. I think it was in a stream.

[@xipheonj]

@@Smeejee Oh right, that was it!!! Thanks. One of his hour+ long episode breakdowns, I don't watch the livestreams.

Modern Hollywood, reminding us why once upon a time Romans looked down on actors and thought of them as the lowest in society.

[@devereuxbirdzell]

I love how Hollywood thinks that anyone in this entire world actually talks like this or can relate to it in any way. I mean, I suppose there's a very TINY community of folks that may enjoy this but it's certainly not Marvels core demographic. Keep shedding fans Marvel. Bravo!

[@thissideofrandom]

Right, who the eff is talking about agency in normal conversation?

[@vahidoph]

Oh, MCU, we've come a long way from the rise and fall of heros and alien invasions to witches cackling and a mixture of Harry Potter and paint drying. What's next? The resurge of reality TV?

[@TempoLOOKING]

Have you seen what happened to the CW.

[@nothinguntouchedpodcast]

​@@TempoLOOKINGIs it worse than marvel?

[@TempoLOOKING]

@nothinguntouchedpodcast it's all for old people now. Sooo...what does that tell you about THE MESSAGE.

[@nothinguntouchedpodcast]

@@TempoLOOKING I honestly forgot the cw even existed

[@theVictor-isVonDoom]

​@nothinguntouchedpodcast 300xs worse But it's where marvel is headed

[@TheWaterdog6]

Did they REALLY plagiarize wizard of Oz and make it the Witch Road. "At the end of the road you get granted what you want." vs "At the end of the road the Wizard can grant what you want."

[@kellymommsen-ss2id]

Yeah I also picked up on the wizard of oz thing... what a joke

[@TheWaterdog6]

@@kellymommsen-ss2id And they did Not learn from The Acolyte's singing disaster. I mean, if she could sing like she is overacting, it would be a Broadway hit.

[@PandaBrrr]

A prize or a goal is not an original idea really. Pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Idk if you can really call that Plagurism. Lazy yes...

[@TheWaterdog6]

@@PandaBrrr Really? We punish comedians for stealing jokes with less words changed. So if I have a story with a team named Stoney Blark, The Crimson Spider, Birdshot, Angry guy, Boyscout of America and Von Thunder I am not copy pasting the Avengers?

[@PandaBrrr]

@@TheWaterdog6 the boys is really popular, pokemon just a rip off of dragonquest list goes on. It's not Plagurism. Lazy rewrite, copy ect. It's not Plagurism.

[@knarftahw]

So the review continues? Brave man.

[@NYGiantsfan1029]

The man is a glutton for punishment

[@omegaman2846]

“Which god would take him?” lol!

[@TempoLOOKING]

Well jisibell would. Lillith would grape him before ripping out his guts and leaving him in the forest. The tall man might. Oh your local skinwalkers ALWAYS are nearby in the Midwest. Oh The BEKs will want to PLAY with him. The fae will take his bones. Zozo just loves to kill humans. Oh and as a witch Beezlebub has a claim on his soul in hell. Occult fetishist and lover of inferno women.

[@mathewbarnes4388]

I couldn't help but laugh at that one 🤣

[@johannesseyfried7933]

Momus, the greek god of complaining?

[@YugiSupersaiyan]

Actually, in America, it's not uncommon for security guards to be fired for stopping shoplifters

[@royalreign143]

Sadly, this is true is many states now. If it is under $1,000.00 you cannot stop them because “poor people just need to eat”. Only they are never stealing food they are stealing top dollar brand name clothes and other items like cologne or cosmetics. So, many stores have everything locked up in clear cases and you have to press a button to get an attendant to open it at take it to a register for you for every item. It is appalling.

[@ricardozk]

America is turning into Gotham.

[@Kiyoone]

Agatha: Middle aged Botox witches, the musical

[@thereallazygirl]

hun u incels are so uneducated you dont know what botox looks like

[@skyesfury8511]

That Galadriel clip makes me giggle every time it's used. Gonna get so much mileage from that clip. 😂

[@reservoirdude92]

These people HAVE to know this is a flop, right? There's no way the people behind this trash have less than ZERO self-awareness, whatsoever...

[@rufusblue8044]

You'd be surprised and I'm not talking about Brenda Swabs comedy special

[@reservoirdude92]

​@@rufusblue8044oh, Brendan is NEXT LEVEL delusion haha

[@banedon8087]

Yep they know. One of the people involved have said that there will be no season 2.

[@MrSphandor]

Ooh I dunno Stupidity is one of the primary forces of the universe, it's just as powerful as evil and way more common.

[@jcorbett9620]

@@banedon8087 Yup, the lead actress herself, Kathryn "Agatha Harkness" Hahn.

[@shinjihirako4773]

The scene where they’re chanting to access The Road resembles that of Acolytes cringe “Power of many…..” 😂😂😂

[@Etherman7]

Why do they pick the weirdest looking actors for the DEI spots? Billy looks like his head is a wedge doorstop

[@Sk8rRdHd]

That southern accent was PAINFULLY bad. So bad that my teeth hurt.

[@knotengajin7359]

And it wasn’t that long ago that a beautiful young woman with a real Southern drawl went viral. And no, I don’t mean the spit girl.

[@puddintaim261]

Agreed and I’m Southern so my teeth hurt a lot

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

@@puddintaim261 Yeah, sweet tea will do that.

[@tylertheinflator]

Disparu all along, had wished he hadn't watched this. Alas, he watches it for our entertainment. Your sacrifice has not gone unnoticed, Disparu.

[@FakeAccount-w9p]

*_"🆕!! From Disney's Marvel®/Lucasfilm®!! The Agalyte™!! More Gays Than You Can Shake A Dildo At!!"_*

[@als3022]

To be fair, with the security guard actually doing their job, in California they would be fired immediately, after all a criminal is disenfranchised and therefore won't be prosecuted for it. So that's actual realistic to the place its being filmed.

[@kdog3908]

I don't know what's worse. Cringing at interviews of people from this train wreck of a show or cringing at interviews of Labour party ministers and their £100Ks worth of freebies.

[@ymca4547]

Labour being the disaster I expected them to be, and in record time.

[@Yolanda8419]

I am pretty sure that all the Agatha lines that were good, was Kathryn Haan improvising. She looks annoyed at this. Of course she did get paid for this pile of rubbish.

[@etrosknight2254]

The funniest thing I've seen her do was during the red carpet interview when she was asked what she'd want to see in Season 2 and she said "well there definitely won't be, but..." even she knows what a pile of crap this is lol

[@dragonsouleater1119]

if this is 'acting', then, my visit to ikea, earlier, qualifies me for a degree in international relations.

[@chadhoy7489]

Or frustrated furniture assembly

[@GravelordWrust]

"I'm sure it's not the first time." 😂😂

[@user-mj7gm6gj9v]

Agatha's southern accent is Kathryn Hahn imitating Kyra Sedgwick imitating a southerner for her role in The Closer.

[@DoctorDerpman]

I feel like the candle lady is their version of the pink sauce lady 😂

[@dubstylee]

Salem Witch Trials seemingly makes a lot of sense now

[@suburbanbanshee]

The sad thing is that, if they had just done a semi-serious fantasy road trip series, without the fake comedy attempts and weird facial expressions, they probably could have found an audience. Heck, if they just gave the film/video editor more power, they'd probably have gotten something presentable.

Warlocks with eyeliner and nailpolish - postmodern necromancers?

[@Likexner]

Except in this, the "warlock" _is_ the thrall.

[@cattrucker8257]

He's a nekomancer at best.

[@tsuumon]

Are they only able to bring back those who died of cringe?

[@johannesseyfried7933]

Eyeliner, black nailpolish and a fondness for the music of dark bards. These are the signs that let you spot a warlock.

[@Likexner]

@@johannesseyfried7933 Or a geh.

[@theequalizer9154]

"Agetha All In For Cat Ladies"

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Booooo! BOO! WEAK

[@theequalizer9154]

@@moxiemaxie3543 Aww... pet your cat for comfort.😆

[@moxiemaxie3543]

@@theequalizer9154 I don't like cats and dogs. My sister is the cat lady tho. She'll do it for me

[@thereallazygirl]

imagine being an incel who's jealous of cats lmao

[@theequalizer9154]

@@thereallazygirl In other words, imagine being you. You are living testament to invest in cat food production corps. 😆

[@mlsanders4800]

I wonder if the muppets who made this even know who Nicholas Scratch is ... considering what they've done to Salem's Seven, I'm expecting that they saw the name written down, but couldn't grasp how to bring it to screen

[@daywither927]

Within any three mile radius there's a coven of witches? Let's see... round it up to 5 kilometer radius... surface area of all land is about 150 million square kilometers... hmm, that would make about 1.9 million covens across the world. 116k of which would be in the US alone. All of that ignoring deserts and mountains and such. Yes, this is certifiably insane.

[@dariaahlm8963]

Do you have not clue about what surrealism is? ... it is not realism🤣

[@marhawkman303]

Maybe it's only true in the densely populated areas?

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

@@marhawkman303 Like a small town?

[@jacobscholtissek2410]

700k witches in the US thats sounds about right in our modern world, ofcourse they dont have any power. But they kill babys, and have to resort on stealing the kids of the ones who still make some.

[@Brandon-dy8us]

Deborah jo rupp dancing all jolly and happy during the song was the only good part lol. She was adorable.

[@brandon5080]

Any chance she's not secretly a powerful, evil witch in disguise? Or am I giving this show too much credit to have an insane pay-off and they are just going to waste Deborah Jo Rupp again?

[@GloomspiteNoob]

Feels like "We're getting the band back together" Bluesbrothers

[@steelshanks1265]

"Stop eating candles You slag!" -Best Disparu line this Year...

[@ASoberBear]

If this is how people in Hollywood think everyone treats each other to form a “protagonist” in their mind the I am really glad I am on the opposite side of the United States from them.

[@Orieni]

I remain astonished, after well over a half century, that so many people in Hollyweird think they can do a southern accent.

[@catbert2412]

Now I don’t know a lot about zen time but i’d think the moment you make it mandatory you lose the zen

[@johannesseyfried7933]

I misheard it as Sentai and was wondering when the Powerrangers would jump through the window.

[@zacharyboudreau9127]

Took her agency? You’d be grateful if someone saved you from your agency landing you this role.

[@thereallazygirl]

she makes more money than you loser . fix your own life first before yapping about others

[@jmace2424]

Disneymort: There is no good and evil. There is only power. And those too weak to seek it.

[@Zara-Bari]

"Is this accent as bad as I think it is?" No, it's worse.

[@mikemoore4033]

Im picturing the director watching the lead performing a scene. At the end she says “more”. Rinse and repeat a dozen times or so and you get this performance. Subtle it ‘aint.

[@erikhermansen3431]

Happier and with your mouth open!

[@aidenk7047]

I mean you don’t have to like it but it’s obviously intentional cause the show and the character is quite campy.

[@ahoramazda6864]

The irony is that despite all the marketing around gayness and querness, these shows contain less rainbow stuff than Game of Thrones and some other mainstream series. However, this marketing strategy of highlighting rare moments does not attract more viewers, but rather the opposite. Straight people think that this show contains a lot of scenes that they physically cannot watch due to natural disgust and rejection... Or they contain a lifestyle and situations that are incomprehensible and not attractive to them. Gay people and straight people with fetish for gays, they think that they will see a very erotic and provocative show and leave disappointed, but out of solidarity they do not criticize what they saw, although they did not get what they wanted. In the end, everything is not in favor. Well, except for the creators, who are clearly trying for an ESG score. P.S. The ASMR in promoting for Agatha was creative choice, but poorly executed. This genre is still getting views, but it’s no longer trendy, so it feels like that meme with Steve Buscemi : "How u doin, fellow kids?" Also, amateurs on KZbin make much better and more interesting ASMR videos. Therefore, I am not surprised that the authors cannot handle the plot of the series, let alone, make it engaging... It's look and feels like rehash of series that were already done years ago. The theme with witches is also stale - besides Acolyte, they have appeared in Star Trek, American Horror Story and some other media recently. And all the appearances were horrable... In the bad sense of the word.

[@dlewis9760]

I think a lot of people get turned off by the obvious pandering.

[@Likexner]

There is no such thing as "straight people with a fetish for geh people". Theyre just geh. And yes, this show _is_ disgusting. I dont want to see a male wearing makeup and painted nails. I especially dont want to see the "hero" treat him like a slave while preaching about "muh agency".

[@TempoLOOKING]

ASMR is good. I love the monster girls

[@ahoramazda6864]

@@TempoLOOKING, Well, I gave them props for creativity, but personally I didn’t have enough dedication on their part. Nowadays everything seems somehow cowardly and half-baked. For example, in Last Jedi the phrase “Let the past die, kill it, if you have to” was heard. Although many perceived it negatively, it was really possible to build on it. To turn away all the old ideas and create something completely new... But no. Disney is too cowardly and incompetent to actually create something, so there is nothing behind such phrases about “new”. They lack the originality and innovation to stand on their own two feet, so they always heavily rely on nostalgia. Therefore, it is easier for them to dig up an old z-tier character than to come up with a new one. That's why they "risked" using ASMR after 14 years after its introduction. At the same time, they do stupid stunts without thinking, because of which they lose money and respect, or get nothing. This is an example of what happens when the “too big to fail” mentality reaches the point of absurdity.

[@NormanReaddis]

They even prove two ghey guys only dates themselves. No straight dude would date a dude or "I got news for you".

[@CJ-hx9du]

Thank you Disparu for your service!

[@johannesseyfried7933]

Agatha: "Of course I can eat an oven. Any witch learns how to do that. Nobody wants another Hänsel and Gretel Incident."

[@steveouk90126]

So.... basically the theme here is "I'm old and ugly, but I still have value! It's... magic! And magic doesn't have to obey the laws of reality!" You can really tell it's written by old, ugly women.

[@thereallazygirl]

i want to see pics of u incels . y'all have the audacity to talk all this mess while looking unfortunate lol

[@shamrockdragon7634]

"Well, I'm exceptional." A line delivered while trying to look and act twenty years younger.

[@thereallazygirl]

eww bitter incel mad that an oldr woman likes herself

[@berserkasaurusrex4233]

I swear, I thought the candle eating thing was a setup for a GOOP joke.

[@reedehinger2636]

"at your back" "Yes, that was an instruction, thank you" Had me rolling. This guy is comedy gold.

[@BlackChapters]

I do like that Debra is basically just Kitty high as hell

[@Michael252-e6o]

Look forward to these videos more than than anything else.

[@Henry-kz4gn]

I wonder if these insufferable people are so attracted to even more insufferable people as it makes them feel less insufferable by comparison.

[@ubongenyiema4526]

might i remind everyone. one of the classic movies "The Warlock" he drank the fat of children to gain the ability to fly. we cant get good movies like that anymore.

[@stryder414]

7:49 Yes, this is a terrible southern accent. I’ve heard better American accents in Turkish Hollywood-ripoff movies.

[@rngapelegs2530]

Lol I literally heard “Billy. And I Am your son, Billy” lol

[@lecimmerien3457]

Agony all along.

[@James.B.Russell]

5:14 right as you say this, I got an ad for Venom 3 and it had the clip of him saying "his name is Knull" and it sounded exactly the same as your distorted mumble, lmao! Great video Disparu