Agatha All Along Review - I DIED Laughing

[@disparutoo]

Agatha All Along episode 6 review, late but not forgotten. Episode 7 review will be out this weekend but first, I died laughing at this one. It was a whole prequel episode dedicated to a character that no-one cares about, telling you things you already knew about him. So on top of making the story worse, turning him evil, and constantly reminding you of his preferences. It also confirmed him to be completely evil and a body snatcher. I'm not sure why this was supposed to help the series. But what did you think of what you saw? Let know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@Bonesawisready926]

Haven't watched the whole video yet, but they're doing yet another prequel episode? This really is Marvel's the Acolyte.

[@BurkeanMama]

He is not being "assaulted" while he is working through the crowd holding Torah scrolls. People are reaching out to show reverence for the word of God. It is a Religious sacrament sacred to the Jewish faith. You sound like that evil cow Whitmer making fun of the Catholic Communion. That's how far you have sunk Disparu you sound like one of the worst politicians in the US. Do not mock what you don't understand. I would be furious with Disney for mocking Jewish rituals, by using them in their witch show. But instead I am furious with you for mocking Jewish rituals. Unsubscribe.

[@Grivehn]

All hail Sutekh, honorary SS member! (After watching this friday's FNT and seeing Disparu's costume.)

[@TK3477]

The guy that you can't remember what influence he had on Wanda's kids that uses the witch repellent... That's Bohner! You know the fake Quicksilver that came from the Fox universe. That guy!

[@Gotten1888]

In this day and age I prefer to watch your reviews instead of ''comedy'' movies, more entertaining, just make sure to take care of yourself, these shows seem designed to max brain rot as the kids would say, it can't be good for a person to watch a full episodes much less the full series

[@dudepool7530]

As a epileptic, I can tell you he's not having a seizure. We might piss an shit ourselves sometimes, but we never do anything THAT embarrassing!

[@BNuts]

As someone who has attended a few Bar and Bat Mitzvahs, I can tell you that 98% of attendees have zero rhythm.

[@brianmonks8657]

He's the oldest 13 year old I've ever seen.

[@odindarkll3706]

That's what happens when your projects gets delayed for years.

[@kuroyuki6254]

He's meant to be 13?

[@Syaniiti]

@@kuroyuki6254 Bar Mitzvah is either 12 or 13 depending if orthodox or reform/conservative.

[@skyevens8756]

​@Syaniiti so yes he is a gay 12 or 13 year old ghost lmfao.😂😂😂

[@skyevens8756]

That is truly evil cinema.

[@kathleenhensley5951]

That is a bar mitzvah. He's carrying the Torah into the synagogue. A witch at a bar mitzvah party is as unlikely as one at a first communion celebration.

[@falso-t3l]

Only demons allowed.

[@eviloevilo6206]

You are 100% right , The team who made the show have little respect for Witch Lore , although I love a Bar mitzvah

[@becca2742]

Yeah, a Bar Mitzvah party definitely wouldn't have witches as hired party entertainment 😂 . As a Nyer who has been to quite a few - wildest entertainment I remember at one was a fire breather 🔥 Anyway, for a show that's supposedly "woke" it sure slipped in quite the dogwhistle!

[@theunknowncommenter725]

​@@justaregularguy115 quite literally in this episode.

[@JudithYD]

They are kissing the Torah. It's part of a normal bar mitzvah when you take the Torah out to read it.

[@GoblinKnightLeo]

Hang on - is the implication that he was straight before he died and got possessed?

[@His-Most-Catholic-Majesty]

Anything anybody does with him is necrophilia.

[@Lttlemoi]

Yes, time to get the electrodes for the exorcism.

[@opronwin-fa8959]

Where did you get that from?

[@brittlby4016]

@@opronwin-fa8959 Either is a little weird! So he loved the cock, died and also just happened to get possessed by a knob gobbling entity as well?

[@avarion9538]

@@opronwin-fa8959 It's unlikely, that the demonic spirit AND the original person, who died in the car crash, were both gay.

[@M.Vattic]

I forget this show exists until I see a Disparu video.

[@brittlby4016]

Yeah, bruv. That’s called a trauma response!

[@avarion9538]

Same. I saw his video about episode 5, but I can't really remember, the gay, demonic spirit in the corps killed someone. The show is so forgetable, it's crazy.

[@xipheonj]

I only remember that show exists because I look forward to these videos every week.

[@ProjectRedfoot]

Agitha All Alone

[@origamipein18]

You, too?

[@atomicmonkeysquad]

I'm not Jewish and have never been to a bar mitzvah. THAT SAID, I seriously doubt having witches telling fortunes at bar mitzvahs is "not a real thing". Smells like Hollywood. Also, "That's just how Disney staffers greet each other." is destined to be a meme. It's perfect!

[@TheBayzent]

Next you are going to tell me they actually don't drink the blood of unbaptized babies.

[@drowemos]

The Torah has some pretty specific things to say about fortune tellers and it is less "invite them to bar mizvahs" and more "whip them till they are driven from your comunity." But who knows, perhaps this is a double feature and the whipping is schedule for after the party.

[@kailevil3444]

I mean, why it couldn't be a thing his parents did for him, knowing he liked magic stuff? They could had done that for his son, talked it out with the other parents and principal. I mean, it's a world where there have been people not living anymore due to alien invasions, I think that joy for the kid's adulthood party wouldn't be a bad thing.

[@MemoristCed]

Kabbalah is popular among Hollyweirdos of prior generations. It's...not very Jewish, let's say.

[@KrazyIvan69]

Taking shots at Christianity isn't subversive enough for Hollywood anymore. They've had to move on to Judaism. It all comes full circle, doesn't it?

[@TheWaterdog6]

It is truly amazing, the more Gay/lesbian and Minorities Disney added to them, the more evil their characters and shows became. Somehow it increased the amount of shallow, selfish, non empathetic, purely out for themselves, backstabbing and morally evil people as a result. It is almost like the intentional adding of self inserts and diversity/representation seems to add the worst humanity has to offer, and the removal of other certain groups also removed the good aspects of humanity.

[@cosmicmuffin322]

It's almost like they're not ordinary gay/lesbian/bi people, and instead a horrible combination of cynical, corrupt, immoral, low-key homophobic straight people and the cynical, corrupt, immoral alphabet mafia.

[@cosmicmuffin322]

Oh no, KZbin instantly deleted my reply. Wrongthink alert

[@RealLifeIronMan]

How did an Anglosaxon woman and a Robot produce a kosher son? Don't make no sense!

[@sultanofswing7198]

They didn’t. They made a demon that possesses and turn a kosher jew into an lgbtq+ teen.

[@charlieflight6124]

I'll be honest, i thought this was a 'walks into a bar' type joke, and i ws genuinely confused at what the punchline was... Still a better joke than anything in this show, though.

[@TheBayzent]

In Marvel comics canon (where Magneto is his grandfather) it kinda makes sense...in this continuity? Who knows...

[@opronwin-fa8959]

It is actually like that in the comics and I think William Kaplan became a character in 2007 so this time it is actually not Disneys fault. In the comics it is even far more confusing and weird...

[@opronwin-fa8959]

​@@TheBayzentidd although he actually wasn't aware of his mother sort of being Wanda because ... she sort of created his soul... that later than was reborn into a jewish family I think.

[@rjshadow4321]

was that his Bar Mitzvah if so 1. that would mean he's around 13 and 2. they wouldn't have witchcraft at religious ceremony that thinks witchcraft is evil.

[@napoleonfeanor]

Maybe he had an atheist phase at 13 lol

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

Yeah I thought that was weird, considering the Torah says to kill those practicing witchcraft.

[@Zara-Bari]

That was the most carnival rave Bar Mitzvah I've ever seen.

[@drowemos]

@@sarasunshinemt4444 Not kill, whip. You only kill the witch when they are using their powers to sicken others since the orignial translation is "Tho shall not suffer a POISIONER to live". You only whip witches that comune with spirits or try to tell the future. Who knows, maybe this is a Bar Mizvah with a BDSM theme?

[@kailevil3444]

Then why do they let him have magic related stuff in his room _before_ Billy got in his body? I think they got that for the kid, it's tarot, many people see it as a joke to talk with their friends. In a world where comic stuff happens, I think they let him do that because they don't know how long all of them will live, like what we saw in this episode.

[@Jonas-lj8ul]

He only got into the occult because he heard a wizards staff has a knob at the end....

[@andygeorgeparkinson2515]

🤣🤣🤣👍

[@nexus_of_a_crisis]

Terry Pratchett approves!

[@odindarkll3706]

Oh my...😏

[@nanoano88]

LOL!

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

This is actually rather horrifying! I have a 15 yr old son and to imagine something like this happening is nightmarish! Geez, can you imagine what the parents would go thru if/when they found out? That their son is dead, by their actions, and something else is inside the body of your child, walking and talking, but ISN'T HIM?! Geez, Disney, since when did you do HORROR?!?!

[@Zara-Bari]

Yeah, I want to see the story that SHOULD have spawned, not whatever this is.

[@karlkilding3310]

Disney own Miramax and touchstone pictures and have been making horror movies for 3 decades.

[@itsaKindaMagik]

You never seen Return to Oz?

[@lauracerqueiramachado8979]

In the comic books Tommy and Billy Maximoff lost their physical bodies after Mephisto kidnapped them but they reincarnated right away in other families, so in that case they weren’t stealing anyone’s life or body they were the kids their families raised and they found out they were Wanda’s sons after joining the Young Avengers, I thought Disney was going in this direction as well but apparently they rather give the twins a different and darker backstory because they were way too hurried to adapt the reincarnation thing so they did a possession instead

[@lauracerqueiramachado8979]

@@itsaKindaMagikalso “Something Wicked this Way Comes” and “Don’t Look Under the Bed”

[@fakename1182]

So... you're telling me that Gayness isn't stored in the body... it's in the mind...?

[@Syaniiti]

Gayness is caused by evil spirits possessing people.

[@tarektechmarine8209]

Always has been.

[@Xbalanque84]

I thought it was stored in a fold of the rectum...

[@lauracerqueiramachado8979]

Actually the Maximoff family background also implies the idea that being gay runs in the family, Billy is homosexual, Tommy is bisexual and their mother Wanda is bisexual (before she married Vision in the comic books she had romantic tension with Captain Marvel), I think Vision is sapiosexual (he and Wanda fell for each other’s minds)

[@Ktanner16034]

@@lauracerqueiramachado8979 sapiosexual isn’t a real thing.

[@scottybreuer]

Hollywood taking a break from insulting Christians to insult religious Jews.

[@georgeray1906]

Oy vey that won't end good for them considering the war currently going on.

[@darkspark5854]

As a Christian, why must they insult religion in general? Simple. They hate rules. Religion gives a clear difference between right and wrong. They don’t want that. They want to do whatever they want with nobody telling them they shouldn’t

[@jrconway3]

@@darkspark5854 The problem however is they still decide what's right and wrong. And if you disagree with their definition of right and wrong then you're wrong and evil. That's the irony of this.

[@falso-t3l]

One can only hope.

[@thechurn4766]

So if this is supposed to be a Bar Mitzva, which is done when when a person is 13, why did they make no attempt to make him look like the correct age? Nah, show the person obviously in their mid twenties. Not a problem at all.

[@JadedFett1138]

3 years later he's 16, at the most.

[@Monkeytheluffy56]

Growth spurt hits like crazy b/w the ages of 13 and 16. Boys become almost unrecognisable.😂

[@GoblinKnightLeo]

I assume the party is a bar mitzvah - I've never been to one. Probably not too many witches at a Jewish religious ceremony.

[@LunarSpiral1127]

It is a bar mitzvah.

[@Bonesawisready926]

Maybe, but are they expecting me to believe that that's a 13 year old?

[@xManzi]

​@@Bonesawisready926Well, you see... You are looking at it the wrong way. Bar mitzvah is because, like rest of the Hollywood, he also likes 13 year olds... 😂😂 But he is gay, so they are boys 😂😂

[@opronwin-fa8959]

​@@Bonesawisready926 ahahhaa I agree I was like 'uhm... he looks the same age... I thought the point of them sorta merging was because the former actor was still too young'

[@renmcmanus]

I don't know. You hear things about Jewish stepmother's. Some say they are witches.

[@ObsidianBehemoth]

"Burnt toast and a rotten egg." "Why do you want that" "I got a tape worm and it's good enough for him."

[@lemond2007]

So glad someone else knows this quote and uses it.

[@dlschgo]

Living your life by Three Stooges dialogue.

[@Jeartozer]

Like how Wanda is refered to as Wandavision now, not as herself now... cos the show is her identity now

[@daniell1483]

Its called brood parasitism, and many birds, insects, and fish all do this to some degree, but it is perhaps best known in birds. Many birds have evolved this strategy and probably couldn't quit if they wanted to do so. Really fascinating subject.

[@ggrarl]

Cuckoos, cowbirds, indigobirds, whydahs, certain ducks, a catfish, a minnow, and any other animal that has the word "cuckoo" in its name, like cuckoo bees and cuckoo wasps.

[@solan7978]

A really fascinating fictional exploratation of the concept is the movie named "Brightburn", which is far better than this mini-series.

[@tshegofatsoletlape8721]

So bro was straight but got possessed by a gay spirit. Wow that's really scary.

[@SimpMcSimpy]

"You're becoming a man..." I was on the floor laughing so hard... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@opronwin-fa8959]

Well at least they didn't say 'you are becoming a genderfluid'... 😅

[@ChaniElkin]

I mean, it was his Bar Mitzvah. Which is when a boy turns 13 and is officially considered a man (mainly in your parents don't take your sins upon them anymore - you're considered responsible for your own actions). But as Disparu said "You do this to yourself Disney"

[@DarkSun123456789]

It's kinda weird how the "allies" always portray gays as the most stereotypical, flamboyant and feminine versions possible. Can't believe there are people out there that believe for a second Disney or any corpo cares for a second about the message.

[@jrconway3]

@@ChaniElkin "mainly" Nah it probably historically _was_ when they considered the boy to become a man. Puberty was historically (which is around 12-14), until very recent history, considered to be the transition from childhood into adulthood. The concept of the "teenager" is a modern concept, within the past 100 years or so.

[@nicknevco215]

So that is a guy

[@georgehouliaras7239]

This was a bigger reveal than Sauron being Sauron in the Rings of Power. *Galadriel moan*

[@matthewgilroy8701]

GA-LA-DA-RIELLL💅

[@Jodie-G198]

Oohhhhhhhh! 🤯

[@opronwin-fa8959]

100% I mean he pretty much perfectly fits the comic description. A gay jewish wizard in his late Teens to early adulthood. It would feel very weird if they just happened to invent another person that fits the description instead of simply adapting the comic character. He even dates a guy Named eddy ... in the comics he's Named Teddy...

[@Xurelbes]

It's so shocking that the manliest man that ever appeared on a tv show is gay. The writers keep subverting our expectations 👏

[@XthegreatwhyX]

We need more galadriel moan and throbbing clips.

[@LunarSpiral1127]

So, does this make Multiverse of Madness pointless since Wanda was trying to get her kids from a different universe when they were here this whole time possessing dead bodies of teenagers?

[@jrconway3]

Yes. Wanda went on a rampage killing people to find her children in another universe even though they were here all along. Of course she wasn't aware of this... somehow...

[@ManLikeBetty]

In the show's defence, they did explain the sigil protects him and shields him from other witches, which implies it's why SW didn't sense him...

[@BadBoyBobby1]

@@ManLikeBetty But, that doesn't explain why Wanda wasn't able to sense his brother. His brother should be out there too. Also, i doubt a sigil would be able to block someone as powerful as Wanda. Who literally took control of an entire town for months.

[@LunarSpiral1127]

​@@ManLikeBettyOkay, but what about Tommy? For all we know, he might not have a sigil.

[@SebasTian58323]

​@@BadBoyBobby1idk, maybe because the evil darkhold was influencing her, giving her nightmares of her children in other universe so she would go into them and cause untold destruction. Can't possibly be anything like that

[@jtheweirdo]

The religious ceremony was to tell you his age in the scene, 13.

[@falso-t3l]

The scene also tries to tell us that he is evil, which was very affective. A rare win from Disney.

[@z.z.1876]

Yeah, but the witch tent at the relegious ceremony celebration is absurd 😄

[@kguytheguy928]

​@@falso-t3lhow does it tell us he's evil?

Anyone else think Disney needs a Chris Hanson "Please take a seat" moment?

[@nicknevco215]

@@kguytheguy928 Disney made it

[@ASMRish]

So he was a normal kid who got possessed by a demonic creep. That is a tragedy.

[@daurydavis3983]

Nope

[@avarion9538]

A loving mother and son in a Disney show: Son: "Gross!" Mother: "No! YOU are gross!" It's ridiculous 🤦‍♂

[@opronwin-fa8959]

Tbh I think it is gross xD

[@avarion9538]

@@opronwin-fa8959 It is, but still. A mother calling her son gross? Lmao

[@His-Most-Catholic-Majesty]

It's ok, he'll be back like Velma.

[@His-Most-Catholic-Majesty]

So, the bad guy is a jew. What did Disney mean by this?

[@elcazador3349]

From Stark Tower to the sea?

[@AliceBowie]

I think he's supposed to be the good guy.

[@Fauxkerykes]

Exactly what they meant it to mean.

[@opronwin-fa8959]

No not really I think he's rather like the Wanda/Scarlet Witch(before Doctor Strange 2). Overpowered and unaware of it.

[@jrconway3]

​@@AliceBowieHe's the/an antagonist but Agatha is the Villain Protagonist. Yeah he's supposed to be the good guy. Agatha literally just murdered someone right before this point. Though he seemingly killed two innocent women as well...

[@JuliusCaminus]

The Az clips never get old.😂

[@paulm6455]

Disparu, god love him, he enjoys agatha even more than he enjoyed girlyhulk. You've got to admire a man that can wade through shit with a smile on his face, cos he knows he's just tall enough.

[@ejkr2051]

And has the ability to make me( us?) laugh😅 with him narrating the story. He obviously has fun doing it,and I because of that. Disparu for the w.

[@daurydavis3983]

I mean he's a misogynist

[@rpgadventurer32]

Why are they presenting Bar Mitzvah? He's not a 13 years old Jewish kid and there is absolutely no justification disrespecting the religious ceremony in such a way.

[@kailevil3444]

I am asking because I am curious due to me not having knowledge about the religion, what was the disrespecting thing?

[@BNuts]

@@kailevil3444 Everything except for Jews not having a sense of rhythm (I've seen it in action, it's 1000% true). For the ceremony, they showed the wrong prayer at the wrong time during the wrong action. And then the party, which includes witchcraft, which Judaism does not approve of, just so Billy could get the rune. I would believe they hired a consultant just to do the exact opposite if what they said. Also, few Jewish boys will approach a girl if he doesn't know her. But if it's his party, she's probably a classmate.

[@janette2422]

Besides which as other comments have spoken of, God condemns sodomy specifically in Leviticus and he’s holding the Torah which contains that book. As usual, blaspheming God was pretty much the point. As per usual Rat standard

[@ΑΛΕΞΑΝΔΡΑ-ε1ω]

the boy that died was

[@Sam-kr1mu]

The actor isn’t, the character is

[@WilliamSwartzendruber]

That thing he's carrying in the beginning is the Hebrew Torah. It dictates in Leviticus that practicing homosexuality is an abomination before Yahweh.

[@fieldmarshalbaltimore1329]

How about this (believes witchcraft is evil) being in a show about witchcraft?

[@nexus_of_a_crisis]

Witchcraft isn't about the innocent village female recluse who is good with herbs or telling Cerce Lannister her fortune, they can astrally project, spreading curses that ruin lives. But that's Hollywood, baby.

[@janette2422]

The Rat never misses a beat

[@theunknowncommenter725]

That just gets conveniently ignored.

[@RagingEggs]

"Clunge" makes me giggle every single time.

[@84C4]

Wait, the cover up is "The Avengers did it"? Who does that cover? Who even are the Avengers at this point? Because either Wanda's an Avenger, and so she still gets the blame and the "cover up" just makes everyone else guilty as well, or she's not an Avenger, and therefore there's no logical reason why they'd cover for her at the expense of The Avengers reputation.

[@GideonRavenor712]

AFAIK she never signed the Sokovia Accords either, so yea formally she is not a recognized "Avenger" in-universe. She went with Cap and the others who refused, and was briefly arrested. Considering Wandavision happened right after Endgame, I don't believe that changed. Meaning anything she does/did technically don't matter to the reputation of the Avengers in the official sense (She also already publicly blew their reputation anyway in Civil War and caused the final push for the Accords), and she doesn't join them afterwards IIRC (Considering in MoM she goes villain immediately), so why bother with a cover-up of "Avengers training exercise? But then, Wandavision's plot is already nonsense in that Dr. Strange apparently had no input on dealing with a major arcane phenomenon happening in his own backyard when that is quite literally HIS business (All because they didn't want a man teaching a woman how to do Witchcraft). That, and there's the even bigger question of why anyone who was in Westview previously was still living near Agatha? They know who she is and what she could do if she ever "woke up" again. Did part of the 'cover-up' not include relocating people away from the spell-bound Witch who may or may not ever regain her personality? Or why didn't they relocate her? They didn't judge her as a public risk? They just trust Wanda kept her under wraps (Amazing because they certainly don't trust Wanda to use her powers sensibly)?

[@84C4]

@@GideonRavenor712 It's a bit hard to answer all that, so I'll number your paragraphs: 1. The problem's deeper than not knowing if she's signed the accords, we don't even know if the accords are still a thing anymore, the world building's completely busted. 2. Exactly my point, it makes no sense to throw the Avengers under the bus to save her reputation. Even if she were an Avenger, the most logical solution would be the other way around, throwing her under the bus to save the Avenger's reputation. Who even are the Avengers now? 3. I can sort of rationalize it being a blind spot for Strange because her "magic" isn't done by usual means and it's still a fairly small, localized event compared to what just happened in Endgame, so he could be busy with bigger issues, but the meta knowledge of why they excluded him is just pathetic, Marvel's completely lost. 4. I'm not sure if they even know about Agatha being a witch or what exactly's happening with her spell, so I can't even begin to address this point, it's all fucked. Shouldn't there also be a Vision running around in the world somewhere? Wtf happened to him, and why's everyone (including Wanda) forgotten about him?

[@GideonRavenor712]

@@84C4 1: True enough, didn't think of that, but then as you said, I don't think the writers have either. 2: Got me. Dr. Strange is not public, Captain America is but there's dispute there over which is "recognized", Spider-Man and Black Panther are "local" entities, Captain Marvel doesn't care to come to Earth unless she is forced to, Ms. Marvel is not recognized, Gods know what Hulk is doing, Thor is in a perpetual holding pattern, The Guardians had nothing to do with Earth, Ant-Man and co. even in-universe are an after-thought despite how vital his role was, and none of the other minor heroes they've done shows or films on are recognized either AFAIK. 3: One could argue it's outside his wheelhouse, but the fact he doesn't involve himself at all when particularly after his first movie he makes it his business to try and keep tabs on the more "supernatural" entities/elements floating around Earth, and Westview, while a small town, is not that far from NY, is just a head-scratch. And yea, we know the Meta-reasoning why. 4: Yea, pretty major. They forgot about him completely for Dr. Strange 2 as well. I could understand them not knowing how Wanda's spell on her worked . . . but you'd think that would warrant moving her after what they saw just happen. Or why Wanda wouldn't have told anyone.

[@84C4]

@@GideonRavenor712 3. I'm looking at it more in a sense of getting a plausible reason for it going under his radar because tbh, if he had noticed it he'd have solved it immediately. So my reasoning was that because it's her mutant(?) power emulating withcraft (which is in itself a different form of magic), it could have not raised any alarms. Or if it did, the fact that it was a small, localized incident could have had him dismiss it. Let's not forget that he'd also just been "unsnapped", so the mystic world could be in complete chaos after 5 years without him. A more reasonable meta reason for it could also be monetary, or possibly it counting as one of the mandatory appearances in his contract. 4. Well, Wanda ran off and then died, so it's very unlikely she'd tell anyone. My guess is that no one even knows about Agatha, so they wouldn't know to move her, but I suspect the real reason is that these writers simply don't care how the game was set up, they'll just move the board pieces around when you're not looking and cheat their way into getting whatever result they want. Another thing that was forgotten was "The Scarlet Witch" as a primal entity inside Wanda. MCU's Wanda always felt more like Jean Grey, so I thought they were setting up her own version of the Dark Phoenix, explaining her sudden power boost and turn to evil, but then that was dropped too.

[@GideonRavenor712]

@@84C4 Well yea, for Agatha's case they're just doing whatever they want in the moment. Just look at how they start this series. Correct me if I'm wrong, but her 'character' of Agnes was not some parody of a police detective drama character, she was more of an overly friendly neighbour. If Wanda trapped her as this character she played as, why the hell is it a police drama in Agatha's mind? Now, they could have done some interesting stuff with that if it was played straight (Imagine if the spell's effect had been Agatha's mind was stuck in a perpetual loop of a crime she never solved no matter how close she'd get?) and if the character had been that type to begin with, but no they just wanted a quirky over-dramatic parody of various crime dramas regardless of whether or not it made sense with the end of Wandavision.

[@zidahya]

Gasp... he was gay all along!

[@Nobodyimportantreal11y]

He found a new way to trade them brooms

[@chrimsonphantom]

I keep forgetting this is a thing. WHY DOES IT EXIST?

[@feathercat9118]

This show is magical, you forgot about it the moment you watch it.

[@Ferdinand208]

What is the most memorable Disney production of the last 10 years?

[@chrimsonphantom]

@@Ferdinand208 Let see. Live action or animated? Back in 2013 we thought Disney to be an unstoppable empire. Buying things that if done right, would allow Disney to print money.

[@Ferdinand208]

@@chrimsonphantom not talking about money. Memorable. I keep forgetting everything Disney has done these past 10 years. Yes they spend a lot of money. But I am watching stargate sg1 and while not genius. It is more competent than what Disney mostly makes.

[@odindarkll3706]

​​@@chrimsonphantomwell, Frozen 1 and 2, Wreck it Ralph, and Moana happened, so there's that for animated stuff. As for live action, Lion King, The Jungle Book, Beauty and the Beast, and Aladdin did a thing. And then, Wreck it Ralph 2 is when the decline began to rear its ugly head.

[@RMD-uw5np]

Wait a Bar Mitzvah is done at 13! He looked like twenty during the celebration

[@TheBayzent]

Well, they say GenZ grows old like spoiled milk.

[@kailevil3444]

Couldn't get an actor that looked like a younger him, sadly.

[@PictureThisNewMedia]

“Wizards Dungeon” 💀

[@alberto5770]

Now I understand how Epstein could erase himself

[@MamaMOB]

So Wanda not only imagined she had kids but she imagined one of them was gay? Ew. Personally I've never imagined my actual child's sexuality. Because that's gross. Why was Wanda imagining her children having sex? Oh right Disney.

[@TheGruntski]

Those P Diddy Freak-Offs clearly had an effect on Disney.

[@portalmanHUN]

She can imagine any kid and she imagined a gay jew.

[@Zara-Bari]

@@portalmanHUN A peculiarly popular type in fan fiction. Don't ask me why.

[@EquineDreams3]

This actor is nothing but a box ticker, because he sure AF is NOT a talented actor.

[@samspurgeon4222]

Wanda imagined she's Charlize Theron or Megan Fox

[@bloodrunsclear]

Remember, these same people whining about antisemitism…made THIS

[@bartonbella3131]

Ah yes, it wouldn't a day that ends with Y until some dork screeches about the Jews

[@franksnowboarder]

So, exactly what does the boys intimate relationship have to do with the witch story?

[@kailevil3444]

So people say "Oh, I know that reference!" due to him being gay and jewish on the comics, instead of interesting stuff.

[@Anothet4]

It's a shield and sword to attack criticism.

[@prettylyddie]

Well in the comics Wiccan is gay and has been around since the 90's and came out as a gay in the early 2000's so to be comic accurate which i love btw. They had make him gay as well in this. Its just to show that they are trying to make him as close to the comics while still making him a little different from the comics as well. Hoping we get his boyfriend Hulkling at some point to.

[@odindarkll3706]

@@prettylyddie no wonder Marvel comics couldn't survive past the 80s... These characters are so lame.

[@prettylyddie]

@@odindarkll3706 wow your opinion is wrong and dogshit if you think characters like carnage gambit and cable who came out after the 80’s are bad. (You saying that marvel couldnt survive after the 80’s tells me you that you think anything after 1989 in the comics is terrible.) marvel comics had great characters in the 90’s. Gambit is like one of the most popular xmen.

[@fionnaitsradag5152]

So, he stole a straight guy's body and then used it to engage in "rainbow" acts. Somehow, that's even worse than WW 1984.

[@Kal_g]

We now return to "Disparu's patience being tested..."

[@ChaniElkin]

Or: We now return to Disparu losing his mind...

[@Kal_g]

@@ChaniElkin Nah. I save that for the big leagues like _Rings of Power._

[@ericpode6095]

I'm down to a single digit IQ just watching the reviews! 😵

@@Kal_g Insert obligatory "Guyladrial Moan" here.

[@haitch2676]

Have a look at the 10* reviews for this episode on IMDb, the writing styles on so many of them seem suspiciously similar, and a lot of them talking about the Emmys. Almost as though there’s a concerted effort to bulk up the 10s

[@alberto5770]

Nah, Disney would never pay bots to push numbers. Just as the mixing a Jew and witches.

[@GideonRavenor712]

I asked one guy (who apparently deleted his comments after) in another video on this who claimed the writing was amazing, one set of questions, because I have yet to see any fan of this show answer them: -Why should we care about Agatha, given what we know from Wandavision, and how she portrays herself here? Why would we WANT her to get her power back? I've not gotten or seen a compelling answer, which is a big problem because this is the crux of the show's premise. Any story, with "amazing writing" within a series like this, has to be able to explain why we should care about the main character's goal. Particularly so for a returning character who was a villain the last time we saw them. I've gotten the corporate-approved defense lines a couple times, effectively trying to claim the "it's not made for you", but nobody I have seen has yet to explain that, and we're 7 episodes deep. I've seen some essentially pretending like this is some standalone that has ties to nothing, when it's not. This show doesn't exist without Wandavision or MoM, and particularly with the former, WHY should we care about Agatha? This isn't like Loki where he had roughly half a dozen films to build and develop his character and turn him into more of an anti-hero or reluctant hero before he got his own show. Agatha we have ONE show, where she was a side-character and villain.

[@thevoicezjtj-999]

It’s hilarious people are saying this is the best episode 😂 the shields are funny 🤣

[@ManLikeBetty]

People are saying Ep 7 is the best one, the one after this one.

[@thevoicezjtj-999]

@@ManLikeBetty they will say anything 😂

[@GideonRavenor712]

​@@ManLikeBetty You can argue that one has some qualities in the writing, with Disparu even remarking on some elements of the 'time-jumping' aspect of it not being bad. And that evidently the writers did think about how to make that fit, because you can easily break a script with that. But . . . the series still suffers from overarching issues that haven't really been resolved which weigh down EVERY episode: -Why do we care about Agatha? -Why do we want Agatha to get her power back? (Especially prevalent question along with the last to anyone who watched Wandavision, the entire reason this show exists) -What relevance does this plotline have to the wider series at large? (Especially since they already destroyed the Darkhold and blew their chance at a House of M storyline by rushing Scarlet Witch) Apparently, to introduce Lady Death. Didn't use her for Thanos, didn't use her for Deadpool, the theories of Hela being her were wrong, nope apparently she's here.

[@MilanousMedia]

disparu: "please sir, can I steal a family that's not mine" Me: Well like mother like son.

[@SifuOmega]

Remember that scene in Harry Potter where Dumbledore drank that potion to get that Horcrux? Thanks for having the constitution to drink up for us and bringing wholesome entertainment in the process!!!

[@belindamiller8796]

This deserves so many more subs!

[@conradmills4977]

You know, airfriers really kinda suck for making crispy potatoes. Get some lard, tallow, or duck fat and deep fry those puppies like a real cook.

[@MemoristCed]

Peanut oil works a treat on potatoes if you can't find animal fat.

[@jeniferclemente1252]

They enjoy promoting evil in every opportunity. The commentary is still hilarious as always. Thanks Disparu. 😆

[@wallyman292]

18:00 - Who in their right mind makes a pot roast and cooks the potatoes separately?!!! I mean, seriously. . . This guy air-fried the potatoes instead??? If you didn't toss them in the pot with the meat, onions, carrots and seasoning and let them slowly cook at a simmer for a few hours, then you're ruining the whole concept behind having pot roast in the first place!

[@tomatocutter]

Wait, did they make Wiccan's backstory even more complicated and silly then in the comic? Crazy.

[@MaztRPwn]

Than*

[@GideonRavenor712]

Yep. Apparently here he's confused as to how much he remembers and doesn't remember depending on the scene, and is a corpse-snatcher.

[@zeroryuj6093]

So wait, the guy WASN'T gay, he died and got possessed by a gay...witch...spirit? There's a sentence I didn't think I'd write.

[@issac2939-n2i]

Where was it implied that he wasn't gay

[@05Rudey]

Thank you for doing the Lords work, i'm simply not mentally strong enough to battle through 6 episodes of this torture.

[@PictureThisNewMedia]

Witches at bar mitzvahs seems legit 😅

[@alberto5770]

This episode will get at least 6 million viewers

[@napoleonfeanor]

​@@alberto5770gorillion

[@sarasunshinemt4444]

​@@alberto5770😅 I see what you did there!

[@kailevil3444]

Uh, didn't know medium or people who practices tarot are witches. No, really, I am telling the truth, it's not joke that I didn't know that. That's why I am stranged with every single comment of this video.

[@MemoristCed]

@@kailevil3444 Divination falls under the broader category of witchcraft, in the Mosaic law.

[@PudgeDredd]

Agatha Never Again will soon be joining She Hulk, Echo, Ms. Marvel, Moon Knight, Hawkeye Jr and Secret Invasion in the ever increasing Marvel memoryhole.

[@writerpatrick]

It was always planned as a single season series anyway.

[@robgair4170]

I enjoyed Moon Knight. It doesn't belong next to Ms. Marvel or She Hulk.

[@ALDO_GOODENS]

I legit forgot all those shows came out 😂

[@PudgeDredd]

@@robgair4170 It's definitely one of the least awful D+ Marvel shows but it just seemed to disappear. Nobody is asking for a season 2. Was it officially cancelled?

[@PudgeDredd]

@@writerpatrick Right but if it got Wandavision numbers they would be doing a victory lap and announcing plans for more.

[@vanheath5382]

5:00 so to be fair. The image in the video is flipped horizontally. In the show, their car is driving on the right side of the road (which is how we do it in the U.S.) and when they look up their is a truck coming head on in their lane. So the truck was actually at fault. The thing is, you wouldn’t swerve tot he left across the oncoming traffic lane, you’d swerve to the right off the shoulder.

[@Rummy623]

So he didn't kill Aubrey Plaza, only black witch and old witch. Yet Aubrey Plaza seems to have disappeared and they don't mention her at all, even though you can't leave the road without getting to the end or dying.

[@jrconway3]

People keep speculating she might actually be Lady Death, so she might be immune to the normal rules.

[@odindarkll3706]

There's only three episodes left. There's a high chance that the "mystery" will be anticlimactic and fall flat.

[@kailevil3444]

​@@jrconway3 Due to she came to the Road, what she wears, calling herself "_the_ green witch" so the beginning and end of a life, and because she wants the bodies. To be fair, I am still stranged but sounds interesting.

[@rubenfrankish]

"This is like trying to make me feel sorry for a tape worm" Bravo mate... Bravo... had me in stitches that one!

[@TriggerhappyNiet]

I got an ad for a car crash attorney with this video. 😂

[@hatuletoh]

I'm going to guess that Disparu has never been to a bar mitzvah.

[@austinbernier1357]

3:44 The good egg phase was also an breakfast restaurant that went out of business. Oh it predicted the future of Hollywood

[@susandolan9543]

He was having his Bar mitzvah and they weren't punching him they were touching with reverence the scroll

[@brettnorton9775]

the men were touching the torah scroll the guy was carrying down the aisle, a traditional jewish action. they were not attempting to punch him

[@StarWarsomania]

It was just filmed in a really weird way, which made their actions look like slow-mo punches. Very weird framing and/or editing choice.

[@VoidPocket]

“Cause it’s dark and smells bad.” Ahahaha 😂!!! This review was so hilarious. Thanks, Disparu. Hope you’re doing well and Happy Halloween. This show is the cure for intelligence and good taste. I’m glad you were having such a good time, or losing your mind, reviewing this dreck for us. Either way there is bound to be laughing. I speak from experience with both but definitely the latter. Thanks, man, and I hope you have a good rest of the weekend 😬👍🏻.

[@barnbwt]

I would like to dedicate this episode to Wiccan's Reformed Orthodox Rabbi, Bill Clinton.

[@BeugsTheLegend]

I’m totally with you about the black bars on the tv. Originally we were told it was because our tvs were square and the picture was wide but then when our tvs went wide the bars stayed. I’ve never understood this.

[@anonanon3112]

So Teen got his magic from Kabbalah! The more you know...

[@kavinskysmith4094]

You know its funny, I stopped on 22:35 to go and use the bathroom, and you know what, that kid looks like he was Born to play a Ferengi on star trek

[@Zennsunni]

This is part of Hasbara, if you don’t know what that it is, it’s important to be aware of, the reason you know it’s Hasbara is because it had nothing to do with the story, this happens all across media, the eternal victim is an essential narrative to keep

[@NemMoon]

Those saying “he’s gay, he’s Jewish” Yes Billy in the comics since his inception in 2005 has been canonically gay and Jewish 🤷🏼‍♂️ So damned if you do follow the comics but damned if you don’t.

[@lacolem1]

Gay dudes and corpses…I SHIP ‘EM!

[@bengrauartwork]

ah count on marvel to try to make something bad good by making it somehow more evil

[@Lurker_Z]

Every episode I watch through Disparu's perspective, my reaction is "What is this abomination? None of this makes any sense and it's creepy-weird for no reason." This is the textbook definition of trying new things is not necessarily better. It certainly looks like the format is really trying to bring something unique... but it's the kind of unique that neither makes sense, nor does it enhance the viewing experience. Nevermind that this has nothing to do with the source material (Marvel) except in name only and just through references.

[@Karthig1987]

So Wanda was so powerful that her fake child was powerful enough to possess someone? Fucking hell she's a menace

[@midderdixon]

The kids from wanda vision is 9-11, maybe 12, and the corpse is 16-17 and gay.........so.....hes dating a another boy whos.......17......

[@Will_Parker]

Yeah, a traumatized 9 year old possesses a 13 year old and then gets banged by a 19 year old when he's mentally 12 and physically 16. Disney really is run by pedophiles.

[@Darkstar-se6wc]

The corpse was 13. That’s Bar Mitzah, “today you are a man,” age in Judaism, though we don’t know how much time passed between car accident and boyfriend.

[@ninjanibba4259]

@@Darkstar-se6wcthe point is the body is and forever will be 13 years old, dead bodies don’t age and he is dating a guy that’s almost 18, making the guy an unintentional p3d0

[@morgana4456]

I love how this is only brought up whenever the characters are gay as if Wanda wasn’t literally dating Vision who is 3 years old

[@Will_Parker]

@@morgana4456 almost as if Vision is a robot. Holy crap that was a braindead argument to make lol

[@kylewilki9636]

"Except over there I think they microwave it." I love the British view of America xD

[@ColinFox]

So - if he had enough physical damage to kill him, how was he alive being "posessed"? Has the damage been fixed, or is he now an animated, walking dead zombie who will begin rigor mortis soon and rotting soon after? If the damage was fixed, why the posession? Considering the kind of accident they were in, where they slid sideways into a tree, his fatal injury would likely be a cushed skull and severe brain damage. Maybe that explains the rest of the series - it's just the imagination of a dying brain.

[@kailevil3444]

Heart stopped beating so the kid was not there, magic/fiction shows do the thing of the body being good later(fixable) if you enter a little after it's free room.

[@odindarkll3706]

Not to mention his parents coming out of the accident completely unscathed. More characters to not care about.

[@GideonRavenor712]

The situation was ridiculous. Yes, sure, Billy 'knows' (more like has an emotional aptitude he has but doesn't have any knowledge of how to actually use) magic, but if he has enough power to heal a body from critical injuries and then possess it, why did he not have enough to simply maintain the form he had? IIRC Wanda didn't willingly destroy them all with her powers, she simply "let go" of the illusion and let them fade away. Better yet, he was not the same age as the kid here. You can't 'fake' mental development, or lack thereof. Would have been simpler if they'd just had it like his original version where he just reincarnates into a newly conceived baby, remembers nothing at the beginning, but chance meeting resparks the memories of his 'past life'. But then, they wouldn't have Teenage Billy be in continuity with the rest of the franchise, he would be later.

[@newtpondskipper]

The madman cackle. Son you need to keep safe.

[@origamipein18]

That boy's ears make elephant ears look small.

[@thunderbud8438]

It's so confusing as to why they decide on Wanda's kids being evil... Its gotta be just for drama, cause last thing he'd actually remember was being tucked into bed by his parents and suddenly being in this "13" year old's body...

[@tlrlml]

Daily reminder....Wanda is not a witch, 'Scarlet ''Witch'' is just a name... Just like Wolverine is not actually a wolverine, and Cyclops does not have just one eye...

[@johannesseyfried7933]

At least in the comic wiki for Marvel, she is described as an actual witch. Then again, her name is apparantly Wanda Django Maximoff. Damn, Magneto. Did you watch too many Western Movies at that time?

[@morgana4456]

The lights are on, but nobody is home, because they have said multiple times that she is a witch

[@kellymallory9852]

Thanks!

[@TyosTrap]

Who doesn't want to see a Gay-Demon? Great addition to the M-She-U! (Slay💅)

[@BigHatMatt]

Autopsy revealed major internal damage from his massochistic viewing of Willow.

[@agentsmith2378]

Cnt imagine watching this i even roll my eyes at the clips.

[@robbyraymond9047]

The "laugh, because he's gaaaaaaay" has to be one of my favorite sound bites XD

[@TheBayzent]

Disney buys Marvel and immediately puts witches in a bar mitzvah...old habits die hard I guess...

[@xipheonj]

... not only is it not even close to immediately but I don't even know what you're implying, where the joke is supposed to be. How are those two things linked outside of this show to make this an "old habits" pattern joke?

[@fieldmarshalbaltimore1329]

​@@xipheonjwitchcraft is evil and this defiles the Jewish faith, which holds that belief. Walt Disney was an ardent anti semitic person.

[@drowemos]

Except they did it wrong. He's not 13. You don't have witches in synagogs. And you would not have a rave party with your grandparents hanging around. Afraid to say the Jews have left Hollywood and now your are getting shows like Agatha All Along. Do you miss us yet?

[@drowemos]

@@kailevil3444 Well, yes. They are getting it from there but they are letting error sneak in because they don't really understand the culture. Like a copy of a copy. Some magic is perfectly ok under Jewish tradition. Create life, that's fine. Predict the future, that's no good. Where in the Christian tradition the taboos are reversed. I was going to say that you could tell that there were no Jews in writers room but, Jac Schaeffer, show runner is half Jewish. So I have no idea what is going on.

[@xipheonj]

@@kailevil3444 did you reply to the wrong comment thread? This one isn't about him being Jewish.

[@Spamkromite]

We must be grateful, Disparuto returned from the dead to give us this thorough analysis of episode 6 😆

[@JohnKollar]

Why didn't the car have any airbags? Okay, guy who cooks for his family here and I have made pot roast - but I agree - I wouldn''t talk about potatoes the way that guy did.

[@warren3831]

why is the steering wheel on the wrong side of the car for the US?

[@ChaniElkin]

I want to know why the steering wheel was on the right-hand side when this is set in America.

[@ColinFox]

@@ChaniElkin Steering wheel was flipped because Disparu mirrors the videos for youtube copyright.

[@garylancaster8612]

​@@ColinFoxThat sounds right

[@ChaniElkin]

@@ColinFox I realized that after - I keep forgetting because I only see this stuff through Disparu's reviews. So I naturally think of the shots as they're shown in his videos.

[@DarthDevorin]

"Last one there's a nice person." How is that an insult?

[@andrealee8561]

Evan was hilarious in this The one good thing Clearly it wasn't witch repellent I think he's just straight paranoid

[@Henry-kz4gn]

pinhead has such huge ears that he can hear thoughts

[@PercivalDunlop]

This content is so good! I'm hooked!

[@darkspark5854]

Bot

[@nogood237]

I love that not everybody in the entire world is familiar with all the jewery as us Americans are. You brought a tear to my eye.

[@marshallahonen]

To be fair, my father does most of the cooking and does talk about the food he makes. Also, the professional food industry has been male dominated for some time.

[@marshallahonen]

... my father also jokingly identifies as a butch lesbian, so...

[@kingvejita8827]

another thing Men are better at than women... shocker.

[@ereini0n]

If it was bagpipes at a Bar Mitzvah, Ross would have been better at playing them! 😂

[@MajorSmurf]

It truly is amazing how quickly my brain just forgets that this show exists. I legit just stared at the homepage thinking Ep6? I thought we were on Ep4? So I literally do not have any memories of two eps, I know I watched Disparu's reviews of them because they are in my watch history. Which two have I forgotten? I don't even know. It really says a lot about how shit your show is, that I can't even remember it for the funny or that it made me a little disappointed after watching reviews. Like ROP I remember all of that because I think it violated my mind with it's badness. Agatha just slips from my mind, and that's not what a story should do.

[@Arina-1208]

Backstory prequel of a tapeworm 😂