The Average "Swiftie"

Swifties man

[@argentbrav0]

The accidental racism is hilarious XD

[@marcelagiorgi3450]

i didnt think anyone else noticed it.

[@somendrakumar9464]

Yeah it is great

[@aashutoshtiwari9017]

Accidental, i mean ok😂

[@master_of_krynn]

​@@marcelagiorgi3450FRRR

[@michabarwikowski9145]

There are no accidents

[@Bobataeislife]

“Swiftly knock her ass out” THAT ENDING WAS 😫😫👌👌👌

[@purpur_dude]

U forgor the "out"

[@Michaels_bitcoin_tips]

i agree

[@Michaels_bitcoin_tips]

100000000000000/10

[@pleasedontkillchickens]

couldn't stop laughing when he said that

[@water6006]

I mean it was a creative comeback

[@Lbcyoung]

This girl is such a phenomenal actress, and genuinely funny.

[@girlbossperiod]

She really did capture the essence of a Swifty well 😂

[@sarthakjain1824]

Maybe she is a swiftie and they asked her to behave normally

[@vikashbhakta8943]

Yap. She’s amazing.

[@bobbyshewan4229]

@@sarthakjain1824I hope not because I’m genuinely impressed too😭

[@Togotzi]

It’s not an act.

[@JellySandvich_In_the_Deli]

"Swiftly knock her ass out" THAT LINE KILLED ME💀💀

[@Monk3y-D-luffy--h3re]

Fr

[@BT-uq2dk]

Fr😂

[@Ivan-0000]

😂

[@Mylittlesillykokoro]

Wait a minute... 🤔🤨

[@thanglongnguyenvu3815]

Remember kids: Everything needs to be kept moderate. Even love. Especially love.

[@benito9830]

Except money, too much money is always good, there are downsides but its still the best excess

[@fadlisani2080]

​@@benito9830 it also depends on the situation... If you have too much money and you're not someone like Elon Musk, you will be suspected by law enforcement and the taxman will knock on your door 😂

[@catherinejanet5806]

@@fadlisani2080 bruh do you really wanna have as much money as elon musk, man's lost his mind

[@maxximusprime2970]

​@@catherinejanet5806I'd rather be Edwin Castro (the guy who won the 2 billion dollar lotto but walked away with 600 mill).

[@catherinejanet5806]

@@maxximusprime2970 like millions of dollars or even a billion would be a nice sum to live a very luxurious life, but having the net worth of the economies of countries, that insane amount of power gets to people is what i meant

[@sleepykitten2168]

You've made yourself a target now. You're not safe anymore. They're coming.

[@BrodyReter-il2fm]

It’s gonna be like cod, zombies

[@swift-tead6033]

Call of Swifties💀

[@aashutoshtiwari9017]

Call of re-ta-rd-s

[@Firemaster27]

Same 😩

[@Bancofty97]

Hordes of orcs at helms deep. "So it begins" - Theoden.

[@duff999991]

If this is the "average" Swiftie, I'm scared to meet a zealous one.

[@kanishkabhilash3284]

fax

[@Nathsahabsarcasm]

I'm a calm Swiftie and I got SCARED watching this video

[@atharvadeshpande4749]

​@@Nathsahabsarcasm That's an oximoron. A "Calm" Swiftie? Ain't nothing like a Calm Swiftie. You're either someone like in the video or you're not

[@Nathsahabsarcasm]

@@atharvadeshpande4749 I'm not lying

[@sdaznott]

​@@atharvadeshpande4749 i cant tell if you're joking/being sarcastic or not lol

[@yusufahmed2233]

1:04 "Taylor swift could buy Kanye west and still have 700 million left for herself" Yeah, pretty sure that system was abolished in 1865 💀💀

[@bananibbal]

@90damagebrella-gg6rf 💀

[@BakedHydra]

@90damagebrella-gg6rfAYE FUCKIN AYO 💀💀

[@CounterMain1]

"wish we could turn back time"​@90damagebrella-gg6rf

[@WillsFilms-lk2vu]

Jesus lmao 💀

[@Pranav_kamble123]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@juangabrielcabardo21]

Taylor Swift cannot buy Kanye West, since it was abolished in 1865.

[@ArabicEgyptianKid]

I see what u did there lol

[@gavinhoffman2285]

AYO

[@coco-kl3xr]

💀

[@mariaytinexposer]

78

[@coke8321]

🤣

[@_tomfool23]

Guys, remember, this is the AVERAGE swiftie, which means that while there are swifties that aren’t as obsessed, there are swifties that are so much worse. And if this is the middle ground, I’m scared of what’s gonna happen if we piss off all the swifties at once…

[@AccountFornothing-wb7hh]

My best friend is a swiftie and luckily shes not bad....but i fear ill slowly loose her to it

[@chanhkhiemtran9010]

@@AccountFornothing-wb7hh You need to stop her mate,if she’s too far in it,You’re gonna face the biggest,most insane consequences ever to even exist

[@Mari_1049-ei3cs]

@@AccountFornothing-wb7hh my friend has AN ENTIRE THREE WALLS of her room with Taylor Swift… she ONLY listens to Tay-Tay and will bitch at me about Olivia Rodrigo. I love Olivia, and I like Taylor Swift, but she is kinda overplayed. Sorry not sorry. I also fear that I am losing her to the swiftie cult

[@Etha6xYuuka]

Dang three walls is insane💀💀@@Mari_1049-ei3cs

[@thelakesstan13]

​@@Mari_1049-ei3cs I don't get how other Swifties just listen to Tay and only Tay. Sure I'm a big Swiftie, but I love listening to other artists too of course. 2nd fav is Linkin Park, I have all their CDs and some vinyls. I just don't get how are others so obsessed and doesn't listen to any other artists.

[@Alfie-Aaron-Smith]

This is too accurate. It’s sad that people are actually like this.

[@sophiedi.2413]

I feel like if people are like this, it's more the peoples fault, not Taylors fault. More fans, more stans.

[@IndoHelleneBall]

yeah its like dream and people like that, dream was cool and taylor is my favorite artist but the fans ruined it

[@jimdon-d5x]

@@IndoHelleneBall isn't dream getting accused of being a p3do?

[@his_favorite_worst_nightmare]

I’m a huge swiftie but this video gave me second hand embarrassment. People forget she’s an actual person 😭😭😭

[@delasoul2875]

​@@sophiedi.2413tf are you talking about.

[@warrenwest6884]

"She transcending something more valuable than the environment..True love". I almost spit my juice

[@billjohnson1948]

The thing is my sister is a Taylor Swift fan and this is the most accurate video I have seen.

[@Findpype]

My condolences

[@Nue55]

The ritual bit too?

[@dljennings26]

Bro, I am praying for y’all say say, don’t get hurt

[@relaxwithwho]

Prayers 🙏

[@proudoyster778]

I wonder what would happen if someone sent it to her Also prayers 🙏

[@lucasroque754]

The urge to send this to the swiftie in my class is too great to resist

[@BOT_CORP]

Do it Do it Do it Do it Do it

[@gameratwork1075]

Dew it

[@Mr_._Philosophy-x3f]

Tread carefully, young hero.

[@2biggunz598]

DO IT

[@yeetrepublic9142]

Do it, but anonymously

[@JamesLawner]

“I’m not being a bitch, I’m in my reputation era!” BRILLIANT! 😂😂😂

[@Ivan-0000]

😂😂😂

[@rexius3393]

My desire to send this to my ex who is a swiftie is overwhelming

[@WanderingExistence]

I'd drink the Friendship Kool Aid...

[@SupremPyro]

In the Word of an old man "dew it"

[@wiktorbabula6718]

Do it man

[@Gelatinous3819]

do IT and tell US her reaction

[@Lbcyoung]

​@@Gelatinous3819 😂😂😂😂😂

[@GruppaKrovi587]

They're all against billionaires, unless its Taylor Swift.

[@ElSantoLuchador]

Or Elon Musk. I'm surprised those two aren't a couple.

[@shruti.1502-yt]

​@@ElSantoLuchador I think most people are against Elon atleast, I haven't seen many people worshipping him atleast,yk, like he doesn't have such crazy stans, not like the younger audience, that act like this.

[@Annabellethedoll666]

@@shruti.1502-ytoh there’s tons of people that do surprisingly

[@macias7125]

@@Annabellethedoll666 not the same liberal type people like the swifties but honestly I've never seen an Elon Stan

[@gl1tzynpr3tty]

yep! ❤

[@dyingpersonurbex]

..swifties these days.... I can't....

[@dyingpersonurbex]

@@Emerson_Taylors_version_ I barely said I like Kanye or Taylor, like I don't have beef with them but as MY opinion, I don't like Taylor nor do I like Kanye.

[@dyingpersonurbex]

@@Emerson_Taylors_version_ then why did you even reply at my first comment even in the first place?

[@hidum5779]

@@dyingpersonurbex that makes two of us. I haven't even listened to either of their songs. I've just heard their names and seen the pics on internet

[@joemamagae]

​@@Emerson_Taylors_version_Kanye's waaaaaaay better

[@TheEnergyDrainer10955]

​@@Emerson_Taylors_version_your name says a lot. Congratulations on being a member of her cult. Live ur miserable, unremarkable life. Btw she doesn't give a f about ur existence just so you know

[@grimshock6983]

“True Love” Doesn’t she have like 10 exes? Swiftie crazie: It wasn’t true

[@Jonathanest90s]

This isn’t a comedy, this is a documentary.

[@ihykayy]

THE LAST PART LMFAOOO

[@hydralord-e9z]

“And it’s not a cult”💀 Why are people still replying to this it’s a joke😭🙏🏾

[@destr0yer462]

Said every cult in existence

[@Nosiop09]

Intriguing

[@LocalizedIdiot]

@@destr0yer462 “We’re not a cult” - Literally every cult ever

[@Smoon161]

@@destr0yer462"Said every cult in existence" - destr0yer462

[@Thedeviousskimask5]

Cap

[@clorox597]

This man is brave. The haters are gonna flock here in seconds.

[@catherinemesuelo1219]

Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate… Referring to the “haters”

[@iMakePlaylists365]

🫶🏻 Haters predicting haters responding to their hate… very MAGA 🤔

[@pinkymermaid9967]

What do you mean haters? Swifties or Haters of Swifties

[@sweetbunnybun]

Will just proof a point

[@Complaner101]

me realising some swifties are this crazy

[@ArabicEgyptianKid]

same I was thinking “hmm maybe all swifties are nice” then i clicked on this video and oh lord was i wrong

[@floklre]

I listen to her, buy her albums , and know all besides songs, but I don't claim to be a Swiftie because they are peculiar and obsessed with dragging her exes more than just enjoying her songs 💀💀💀 ‏the way she had to tell them to leave john mayer alone because these bitches just won't shut up

[@definitelynotriley]

⁠@@floklreomg the the ex hating is so annoying

[@Iamjustacat6313]

SAMEEEE​@yourfellowravenclaw11

[@W4KEE_UP]

Fr💀

[@dimasguerreiro]

Aint kidding, a swiftie got me traumatized

[@Sophia-k3c]

As a swifite, I’m curious 😭 What happened

[@dimasguerreiro]

@@Sophia-k3c basically she gaslit me and fcked up my brain, plus i am a fan of kanye's music so thats perfect right

[@irenakurtic-l8z]

I usually don't say this but maybe grow a pair if someone fanning over singer can traumatise you.... If it was fans of football club I would understand....but bunch of little girls traumatising grown ass man is ridiculous

[@dimasguerreiro]

@@irenakurtic-l8z im not a grown man, im 17 + it doesnt have to do with the celebrity a person is a fan of, its that she was just a confused girl who treated me bad and she happened to be a swiftie. also, that "grow a pair, be a man" argument wont work with me or any man in the 21st century

[@irenakurtic-l8z]

@dimasguerreiro confused gril who threatened you bad that just happanes to be swiftie... What happaned with not applying behaviour of one individua to the whole group? (I am not saying that is same as other forms of bigotry but it is not good mindset in general. Her behaving nad doesn't seem to be correlated to her being swiftie)...regarding grow a pair...don't worry I am already ashamed I used that line.

[@El_Carlangas]

This aplies so well with the KPop fandom.} Great job!

[@Heyaheyaheya7]

Especially some Bts fans 💀🤦‍♀️ (not hating)

[@imthedemonatnight]

Naah kpop fans are chill nowadays. If it was 2018, pretty different story.

[@Heyaheyaheya7]

@@imthedemonatnight most of them are chill, but every now and then you’ll run into some crazy ones

[@Womendeservebetter1]

Kpop fans are giga level cringe even they will beat their parents if they make fun of kpop. once a kpop fan girl went in the hotel where bts stayed she licked their room's toilet seat.

[@Heyaheyaheya7]

@Shadow_ball some Bts fan are really nice, but there are toxic ones aswell

[@anirudhraman8036]

Ain’t no way bro said she building something that transcends global warming 💀

[@patrickkunkle5958]

True. Love.

[@AdrianguyGaming]

“Swiftly knock her ass out” destroyed me 😂. Nice video! I’m definitely gonna sub ❤

[@Bionicdodo24]

Least insane swiftie

[@Coastersandwater]

The Kanye dartboard was hilarious😂😂😂

[@RocketStar09]

Make more of this one. A true masterpiece.

[@TheWallowingMadman27]

This is literally everyone at my university. They’re all head over heels obsessed with her.

[@bluedude7445]

You poor soul 💀

[@saftdragonghost7321]

where is this University? I NEED to go there! 😂

[@TheWallowingMadman27]

@@saftdragonghost7321 it’s Miami University in Oxford, OH. In fact there are two Swiftie orgs on campus.

[@Asp3n360]

Swiftie’s scare the hell out of me 💀

[@VigilanteTaylor]

Good. Make sure to check under your bed at night.... We're coming.

[@wardamuse985]

good

[@bearpaw72]

I have some very scary opinions. But none of this is attributed to being a Swiftie, so no need to worry.😁

[@tehemaheentehe]

we're coming !!!!!!!

[@Graciehoranx]

boo 👻

[@kevinmalloy514]

1:15 bro be like “In the Bible, it says what goes around comes around….”

[@asasoo]

Justin timberland song quotes with Scarlett Johansson

[@kevinmalloy514]

@@asasoo wrong song buddy

[@token3462]

She’s a very talented actress I must say 👏🏻

[@axelpenner5659]

The hoodie that says "reputation" is the cherry on top

[@Zachary-db9hv]

I am a swiftie and half the swiftness at my school are exactly like this. It is crazy how accurate is.

[@Incognito_720]

A girl in my class is a hardcore swifty and in math class, she was allowed to put on Taylor swift music, and she turned bright red and and was singing her guts out, it was horrible

[@thepunisher2561]

I'mma send this to every swiftie i know

[@akulovesmusic]

Are you still alive brother?

[@thebigdude888]

Welp, it was nice knowing this great channel. RIP.

[@levzeditz]

Wydm

[@thebigdude888]

@@levzeditz as in, Swifties are gonna attack this channel now 😂

[@MajorCrits404]

The Horde approaches and they about to cancel this channel

[@ArabicEgyptianKid]

@@thebigdude888nah i’m a swiftie but this is so funny 😭

[@SwiftlyGay]

We are chillin'. Wdym?✌

[@Supermateo97]

The chanting in the bathroom killed me 😂😂😂 Tho girl is a great actress

[@coltonwilkie241]

Swifties on their way to tell a pregnant woman to have a miscarriage

[@Abominatrix650]

This is hilarious! And that dramatic music from about halfway through the video? That takes me back to the early 2010's days! Great video!

[@captainmcduckyYT]

She's such a great actress.

[@JacobAnderkoo]

As a swiftie I can confirm that this is what we do every day

[@Arandom1nt3rn3tuser]

I'm sorry, I hope you get better 😔😔 /j

[@Awecelot13451]

real‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@ArabicEgyptianKid]

as a swiftie we TOTALLLLY do this everyday (she’s crazy please get her away from me)

[@SwiftlyGay]

Eh... Maybe you personally are a crazy-obsessed fan?

[@ArabicEgyptianKid]

@@SwiftlyGayWe are just joking lol

[@ImJustARegularUser]

This isn't even a meme, it's a documentary

[@faitha2601]

As a Swiftie, I hate when this is what people expect of me when they find out I'm one. Like, they always expect me to make references to her songs and are surprised when I don’t (I only do it around people I'm close with as a joke but not in public for this reason)

[@Radiation_goober]

I don’t like it when people just think that they will act a specific way because they are in a fandom. I’m not a Swiftie but the video is just showing the toxic side. Not all fandoms are just toxic. It’s just what people see by incidents such as the “ Meatcanyon incident “ when people from the toxic side of the Taylor swift community were being rude cause of a small animation he made of Taylor swift. But their is some community’s/fandoms are just like that.

[@shambhs2024]

So true, I am not like this You can be chill and love Taylor, there ain't no rules and regulations on what a swiftie is 😭

[@GuilhermeSRPG]

She is such a great actress!

[@CookieClicker-v4u]

Meat Canyon even proved it😭

[@The_Emperor823]

Exactly.

[@SwiftlyGay]

He only proved that some swifties are like this, not the whole fandom.

[@MadChristoph]

He did and it was funny

[@mariaytinexposer]

78

[@W4KEE_UP]

@MR.C0NTR0V3R53Ybruh I’m a swiftie and i feel like im one of the only ones people can actually respect 💀. i do love meat canyon for proving a point that swifties can be psychotic

[@wednesdayswithwes5275]

this video is actually too accurate, especially on the non swift side. especially the “does she not already have enough money”

[@DropBear2099]

I love how as the channel goes on you add in more people playing more characters, I find your videos super enjoyable, I just hope as time goes on you start adding more length to the skits

[@code_pupity]

As a swiftie, I can confirm that this is the most calmest swiftie in our fandom.

[@AcidifiedMammoth]

'Most Calmest' is a redundancy.

[@laysmaxx5789]

Atleast you accept it lol. There are so many who would argue otherwise

[@DJcool-tr1tk]

It’s about time a Swiftie came clean 🙄

[@iMakePlaylists365]

Betting you’re a poser… 👃🏼

[@Graciehoranx]

No it’s not, you’re just a bit delusion.

[@jasonblowie8012]

2019: kpop stans 2020-2021- dream stans 2022: prolly ishowspeed and tate 2023: Swiftes Idk yall, just be calm and not toxic, cus toxic is kinda cringe and lame U will only have opps if you's toxic

[@coco-kl3xr]

plz you can't compare Liking Red Pill to Musician Fandom

[@jasonblowie8012]

@@coco-kl3xr womp womp

[@samgurly]

2025:Still Swiftes

[@SophieTaylorsVer]

​@jasonblowie8012 you legit js talked abt not being toxic then proceded to come out with womp womp. Come on man

[@Wastingmy_timeDmemes]

It’s not music anymore…. It’s a lifestyle. Edit: I’m not gonna be like those little kids that are like “omg I’m famous! Na fuck y’all

[@TheCowboyFromHell1883]

Cringe

[@luisalmeida6054]

Music anymore?? That was never music

[@Thatbighippo]

As a swiftie I agree 😂

[@Abhar12]

@@luisalmeida6054nah some of her musics is good tho

[@joemamagae]

kanye west makes better music , and i ain't even messing

[@whynobodygaf]

the “Taylor could buy Kanye and still have 700M left” was a tweet by a Taylor Swift chart account that got a lot of backlash

[@johncuomo-fp6vj]

“Taylor Swift could buy Kanye West” pause

[@xjvp1t3r]

I’m a black swiftie and I litterally spat out my pasta like idk how to feel about that sentence 💀💀💀

[@xjvp1t3r]

@Shadow_ball im black I promise i might not act like the stereotypical black person tho 😭😭😭

[@xjvp1t3r]

@Shadow_ball my parents always say I act too white 🥲

[@xjvp1t3r]

@Shadow_ball lol

[@shambhs2024]

​@xjvp1t3rGirl there ain't nothing like that, you good, just be yourself, there is no "black behaviour" or "white behaviour". You good as long as ur yourself.

[@spiderdestoyer]

Most inaccurate part is that she has friends 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ArabicEgyptianKid]

REAL

[@ArabicEgyptianKid]

and this is even coming from a swiftie i don’t accept her she scares me 😭

[@djspuddzz8116]

She made up people in her head so she could get mad at them.

[@javierlopez9789]

And a boyfriend

[@scottlondon8382]

@@javierlopez9789😂💀

[@j.a4196]

1:11 very real, thats the content of their character. For real, Taylor is like a God for the swifties, it's scary.

[@Graciehoranx]

Oh my god not all fans!! why does everyone think that because we like Taylor we’re all crazy, obsessed fans? And there’s always loads of ppl in every fandom like this but they don’t get criticised

[@byedeebyedeetoodepoof]

as a swiftie, I can confirm this is accurate

[@SwiftlyGay]

You can't confirm that the average swiftie is like this just because you're personally like this

[@byedeebyedeetoodepoof]

@@SwiftlyGay chill, it was a joke

[@SwiftlyGay]

@byedeebyedeetoodepoof sorry for sounding rude. Love the Bibble pfp:)💅

[@byedeebyedeetoodepoof]

@@SwiftlyGay no worries haha, thank you!

[@avatarwarmech]

Man I wish I could have this guy narrate over my life

[@Akumu-Kun-0]

Bro we should make like an Anti-Swiftie Coalition. These Swifties are crazy.

[@onionbubs386]

I've been trying since You Belong With Me 😂

[@DahamKarunarathna-me5lo]

I'm in

[@LovelyLara123]

As a swiftie myself, 100%.

[@chanhkhiemtran9010]

@@DahamKarunarathna-me5loI’m joining in as well mate Come on we need this to happen,we need to stop them

[@bostonsports8080]

As someone who likes Kanye West's music and someone who is an actual NFL fan (New England to be exact) I whole-heartly agree. This bullshit has to stop. There needs to be some changes around here. These Swifties have to go.

[@ZorayaLeilaniSwifty13]

As a swifty idk know what I just watched and idk if I should be laughing screaming crying or throwing up

[@blampfno]

This is actually an above average Swiftie.

[@TheMeasuringCup333]

I had no clue the others could actually do so well as the main act in the sketch until now

[@rizzgod-wj6ty]

She is actually amazing actress

[@Cash2727]

0:13 She dont need to rub it in that the fact buffilo bills lost

[@TaylorSwift_1.3]

As a Swiftie, some actually act like this and it’s so dumb. They’re the reasons we get hate 💀. Like why can’t they be normal fans 😭💀

[@polyphexius_]

😭i swear to god u r the only taylor swift fan i saw who acts like a normal person

[@TaylorSwift_1.3]

@ 😭

[@TwinkleTali]

As a massive loyal swiftie, this is funny lol😂

[@sarthakjain1824]

I love how this video isn't even an exaggeration

[@SwiftlyGay]

It is tho

[@ArabicEgyptianKid]

Kinda is-

[@J4smineisthebedt]

​@@ArabicEgyptianKidit really ain't

[@calebtheoriginalcjc2205]

I sent this video in a swiftie Discord 😈

[@ArabicEgyptianKid]

Lol that’s so funny

[@heeheehawhaw4588]

nah why this so accurate 😭

[@Taylorsalbatross]

As a swiftie, this is definitely exactly how I act. Thank you so much for spreading awareness on this matter.

[@frederiquemullens1449]

Don’t forgot the obsessive overanalyzing of every music video for clues and Easter eggs which they do with the same intensity of a Scotland Yard detective connecting the dots regarding a serial killer

[@POTATo-Swiftie]

I think we’re just bored

[@ME-HE-HEE]

The funny thing is, her Easter eggs usually aren’t that deep and are fairly surface level

[@LubeliniakHMGC]

I have a swiftie in my class, yep she acts like that XD

[@alienter7517]

THE NARRATOR IS THE BEST PART OF THIS VIDEO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ghaltouni]

I can't quite put my finger on it, but that girl sounds like the most American girl ever

[@Konno-us5ii]

I love the ending 😭😭 “I’m going to swiftly knock her a out” had me laughingg

[@manazon6945]

All the whike wearing her merch. Lol this was too good.

[@starfiresreign]

Swifties are unhinged

[@Wertyber]

this is so well-made

[@spookymayonnaise455]

as a cult leader, i agree swifties should be held in an underground facility

[@PalomaAlmeida-i9t]

The smudged eye liner …perfect

[@ImNumb-il8hp]

I don’t believe liking an artists music is bad, but obsessing over them and knowing their shit schedule is way too much

[@hootintheham]

This basically explains every girl in my school

[@frenchfairygirl2]

i’m a diehard swiftie and this was so funny to watch lmao

[@calmandprosperous]

Are you in your reputation era? 😅

[@stolenchaser]

kanye west > taylor swift

[@stolenchaser]

taylor swift sucks

[@stolenchaser]

SHIT THE SWIFTIES ARE AT MY DOOR WITHIN 5 SECONDS OF ME POSTING THOSE COMMENTS WHAT THE HELL SOMEONE HELP ME

[@frenchfairygirl2]

@@stolenchaser bro that joke is so old it’s not funny

[@skellshere]

Every single girl in my class after the ares tour: 💀 0:17

[@PottahHarrry]

Lol yeah 🥲

[@NonameAtall-o1d]

The fact that the guy narrating this sounded like Jeremy Clarkson makes this even better 😂

[@DoubleA12345]

As the brother of a swiftie I can say this is an understatement for what the behavior of a swiftie actually is

[@Fsdk88]

Ngl I only like Kanye when I argue with a swiftie

[@somestupidguyontheinternet4305]

I do that too, but all I want is a reaction out of them

[@squid8420]

listen to ultralight beam its fire bro

[@imthedemonatnight]

Kanye dont need to be associated with Taylor swift to be the musical genius he already is. I have been listening to Kanye since 2008 and well noone inspired me more than him, but his present actions makes it hard for me to call myself a fan as a women with jewish backgrounds.

[@Earlierfour]

​@@imthedemonatnight"hahahahahaha wait your serious"

[@potucsimp]

​@@Earlierfour???

[@ligmaballs12574]

That last line was smooth

[@Diana3-gd9fv]

As a swiftie I find this SO FUNNYY!!!

[@justinl8791]

She should win an Oscar for this sh*t. No joke. 1000% accurate portrayal of her average fan.

[@StrawberryLexi-12345]

Frrrr

[@DelcoRailfan611]

“And it’s not a cult” The cult you don’t notice is the cult your in

[@seanconneely558]

Taylor Swift cannot “buy” Kanye West, as this was abolished by Abraham Lincoln in 1865.

[@369tayaholic5]

The way swifties are so obsessed with her exes...Taylor herself ain't innocent because she always hints who she sings about in her lyrics just for her fans to guess, attack and play victim with her together!

[@RedGreyV]

The craziest thing about it is that all of Taylor Swift's exes have one thing in common, Taylor Swift.

[@stanparkhanbin]

I'm a swiftie but I laughed so hard while watching this, this is so insanely true

[@trevorthesorcerer]

Splash mountain will rise again.

[@lazylozer]

The most mentally stable swiftie

[@Sophia-k3c]

As a swiftie, I never ever met a swiftie that is as crazy as this one. But hey, that’s just my good luck! I respect opinions and I don’t like getting into people’s business. I think these swifties are rare, but hey, I know more haters than swifties.

[@lazylozer]

@@Sophia-k3c hey, I don't actually think that of swifties, I'm just making a joke on the internet, all of the swifties that I met in real life are perfectly normal people.

[@TheLordOfNothing]

@@Sophia-k3c Your username is "MiracleSwift" with a profile picture of Taylor Swift.

[@Thatrandomguy451]

This video has intensified my swiftie phobia even more

[@Thecoolthing_]

0:41 is like crazy💀💀💀💀💀