Pick Me Girls in the Wild

[@jrd0221]

I can literally feel the anger flowing through my veins every single time she says "bestie"!

[@stolenmonkey7477]

Bro that word makes me clinically insane

[@dwarfboy9996]

I’m surprised I haven’t been sent to prison after hearing that word so many times in one video😂

[@tomriddle8933]

It's a useful word if you want to signal your insincerity.

[@Fabulous_Facade]

My ears... MY EARS

[@Jburnsey26]

I wanna rip my ears out after I feel like I've been fucked in my ears by hearing bestie screaming down it

[@tinanana-]

"specialists call this mating strategy ✨ lying ✨" had me 💀

[@DarkIsTheNight-046]

Actually this theory has been disproved by Harvard, it’s called being annoying now

[@saytanikvizgiz1796]

I hear bestie one more time 🔫💥💥💥💥

[@theprettiestgirl]

For real 😂

[@valesspolska2811]

Same as me xD

[@Western_Dude]

True _💀_

[@grv6142]

"Your balls will thank you." Actually fits with the pick-me personality. I believe it

[@GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli]

"Your Balls Will Thank You" as a womb tattoo that the guy reads when opening her up.

[@strawdavid]

Exactly 🤣🤣.. I see this working especially if she tatted it close to her nether regions

[@DarvakSondrath]

​@@strawdavideither the checks or the pelvis

[@biggiemunch]

I am kinda tempted to get it as a tramp stamp now...

[@biggiemunch]

I am kinda tempted to get it as a tramp stamp now...

[@ZachsOnQuack]

“It appears that not all of the mating strategies have been unsuccessful” That part was wild

[@DJVARAO]

😂IKR

[@slashersc]

GOD.DAMN.

[@thiswillagenicely9702]

“The pick me female’s mating attempt proved unsuccessful. She will now hunt for a man with lower standards.”

[@gs-8279]

“I said I liked football”

[@sweatygamer22]

That part had me😂

[@AgrimOfficial]

"I'm so ugly , Yeah kind of " got me dying 😂

[@philip8498]

if you say youre part of the boys, then be prepared to get talked to like one of the boys.

[@DasSchneekatze]

I just waited for that xD

[@ReckyVR.]

Time stamp?

[@grassfieldslayerogfrom]

4:15

[@michaelokpala7630]

Still laughing ya😅

[@lolmfs]

I've never thought I'd have anger issues over a skit😂😂😂

[@Blanquefort]

what

[@Rat_Atouie]

👊👊👊👊👊👊👊 Fight or Flight

[@harshpatel9606]

Your ex was like this eh?

[@imadeyoureadthis1]

BEEEEESTIE!

[@darkspd31]

Why?

[@prez1001]

Taking a shot every time she said “bestie”, see you in about 3 months

[@nulled7888]

See in u in heaven 🫡

[@LyricClock-fo8he]

See u in the bar

[@kalyanvaghela4758]

or stoooop

[@hismajesty6272]

Are you still alive bro?

[@rvtking]

See you in emergency room

[@LizardoiL]

The product placement was so damn good.

[@academyofuselessideas]

manscape lawnmower: Your balls will thank you

[@CKsilver]

he didn't even do it for a sponsorship lmao bro just likes manscaped

[@tinanana-]

"I'm so ugly" "...Yeah kinda" Violated 💀

[@im_just_watching9327]

2:11 "GAWD DAYUMN" even the narrator is surprised💀

[@lucasfonsecasittapereira8520]

The narrator can't stand it

[@AghoginOritsetsemaye-vr2ls]

That part had me 💀💀💀

[@The4Tifier]

This was my favourite part of this sketch!

[@gripheditz]

The narrator broke character💀

[@TundraTheBlueQuaker]

That part got me 😂

[@sofig1237]

"Bestie... I'm so ugly" "Yes you are" *Offended Pikachu face*

[@roget5161]

"the pick me female's mating strategy here is to downplay other members of her species to make her appear as the superior mate, but in reality this strategy just makes her appear as the superior b*tch" 😭😭

[@olandir]

I was scrolling through comments and got to this just as he said it in video.

[@td335]

Hey. She said "bros before hoes". She recited rule number one of the bro code. How the hell did she learn that?

[@MikeyEmmix]

​@@olandir Same

[@rubensf7780]

@@olandirdid this happen to everyone? Cuz it happened to me too

[@johnhawthorn5393]

Good, we need more women doing that. It separates the feminists from the good and attractive women (the pick me's)

[@MarijaJovanovic-sl2cy]

"You slept with the entire football team" "Bestie, I already told you: I love football"😂

[@Cyan-7086]

Thanks so much bro, I'm deaf and didn't hear this in the video 🙏

[@MarijaJovanovic-sl2cy]

@@Cyan-7086 Such a funny comment, here is a cookie for a good boy🍪

[@emmanueloge7676]

​@@MarijaJovanovic-sl2cy😂😂😂

[@Hahshdhbcbcyoutube]

​@@Cyan-7086goodboy 🤓

[@MaddyD-q1m]

"I'm soo ugly today" 👀 " *sigh* no you're not" "STAAWPP NOT YOU HYPING ME UPP" I can't.

[@No-98791]

"Question number 1, Can you get the fuck outta my apartment?" Got me💀

[@aidensus28]

'I told you i love football". "GOD DAMN, IT APPEARS THAT NOT ALL OF THE MATING STRATEGIES HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL" relatable lmaooooo

[@JoeFranklin1]

That's questionable...

[@Ani-v7k]

The worst thing about a pick me up girl is if you show a little bit, a tiny amount, a miniscule quantity of interest even out of genuine concern they will the will loose their interest on you. I have done it a few times first out of naivety then I started doing it out of genuine disgust.

[@fuzzypanda1684]

Yep, they're just teases who want validation and attention but have no intention of actually getting with you.

[@Ani-v7k]

@@fuzzypanda1684 exactly

[@dnegel9546]

I sent this to an actual real life pick me girl. She got so triggered. 😂

[@Abdul-Akeem_Akinloye]

W comment.

[@TheUnknownD]

W

[@dnegel9546]

@@TheUnknownD wish i could show you guys the messages 🤣

[@ineednochannelyoutube2651]

@@dnegel9546 Try writing them out for us? I would definitely read em'.

[@truthseeker-nv6ny]

Based

[@JoSheperd]

The disgustingly great acting must be exhausting for her

[@lolmfs]

She should be a REAL actress 😂😂

[@mattyy101]

She hot 😂

[@gtdc4685]

“If you hate a character, it means that the actor is great”

[@dnegel9546]

I dkn i think it comes natural. Directors told her “just be yourself.” 😂

[@hossxox7388]

That bestie she says is so infuriating that its great

[@RightSide-kl5vj]

Omg everytime she says " bestie " I can feel pure rage and anger coming inside of me 😊

[@TheRogueminator]

Hmmmm..... I do wonder, if she also says "BESTIE!" every time she feels something inside of herself 😊🙃

[@atlanciaza]

@@TheRogueminator LOL, my god, I nearly died laughing at your comment, and now I should go sanitize my neurons.

[@ycebreakr17]

As someone who has encountered a pick me girl calling me “BESTIEE” it’s so fucking annoying.

[@MR.WRWGaming]

“Staaaawwwwwpp bestie” made me wanna die the whole god dang time

[@chaunhanphucpham5460]

“God damn” line was so perfect 😬

[@6729solarwolf]

Sooo perfect

[@paintdry5124]

Got* had me dead

[@NexusKin]

He sounded almost exactly like Duke Nukem right then.

[@KingAero7]

Dr.Victor Blane vs Pick Me Girl “Our Battle Will Be Legendary”

[@RubberyDuckkery867]

"Finally! A worthy opponent!"

[@GetYourChicken17]

I want to see that so bad

[@Lunestica]

It happened.

[@KingAero7]

@@Lunestica I know. I watched it

[@Diego-ps7eq]

Let's get this comment to the top so we can see this

[@Arab_Gus]

LORE: THE NARRATOR IS THE ALWAYS THE FATHER OF THE CHARACTER WHO HE IS TALKING ABOUT

[@spindashstudios9720]

He must have a lot of children then

[@Arab_Gus]

@@spindashstudios9720 damn

[@Jungleali]

@@spindashstudios9720wait no Alabama is banned here

[@Riyumiloveshellokitty]

Actually in one of the shorts hes the father of the guy whos addicted to anime

[@robertoinzunzamorales1844]

3:42 i remember a girl saying, im like a boy, i don't shower every day and have a messy room. I was like,every man i know take daily showers and have his room clean and ordered

[@thinkingComputer]

no thats a teenage boy. i have SO much eletronic junk on my desk, including a lithium boom biscut (bloated battery)

[@thimalidassanayake]

Good

[@Nothereforit174]

I know a lot of dudes that are exactly how she said. I’ve had dudes tell me it’s fine because they’re guys

[@randompromises1038]

Hell, my 16yo brother takes showers twice a week and takes longer than _I_ do doing his hair and I'm a very feminine girl.

[@P_4BKM77]

@@randompromises1038 twice a week? i take shower every day xd

[@thomas_young]

i just realized this video wasn't even 4 minutes. felt like a full length feature film listening to this woman speak.

[@chimtucheemshaha]

Lol😂

[@RymaFawad-qo1nl]

“You almost got your balls will thank you tatted on you” Had me rolling on the floor

[@Bams-b8f]

"Nature can be brutal" killed me🤣

[@rh2ss]

I had this one girl in class that texted all boys from our class just for attention and some parts are actually relatable

[@porpolhell]

you perfectly nailed the voice. if she annoys me after 3 sentences, you did a fantastic job.

[@dragonboss7995]

damn the "yeah kinda" and the "your balls will thank you" got me.

[@kirbmon64-mj5pl]

4:24 bro learned the pattern

[@siameseagencyYT]

3:18 "That comment could only remain true in an ecosystem like Alabama" 💀💀😭😭

[@ricos.6809]

i can't handle her "stop bestie", one more time and i give in to the urge of unaliving myself

[@richie7898]

If I hear Bestie one more time I'm gon' lose it Edit: "Bestie I already you told you, I love football " is wild

[@GagandeepSingh-me4qt]

2:04 the narrator’s reaction had me 😂😂😂😂

[@NoraTheSquid]

“Question 1, can you get tf out of my apartment :/“

[@academyofuselessideas]

2:36 "This pick me female is using a common mating strategy. Specialist call it fishing for compliments. This strategy only works on males of lower intelligence" It always works on me 😟... time to take a shower and re-evaluate my life 😟

[@tomriddle8933]

Well, it may elicit compliments, but does it better your opinion of them?

[@razereynolds7451]

It's okay to uplift them, that means you are a good person. But if you go all in and say things just to get into her pants then you have problems.

[@godnyx117]

When he said that, I immediately thought: "So, in 80% of males".

[@godnyx117]

@@razereynolds7451 It's ok to SAY THE TRUTH. I agree with the second part. Lot of young men are fucked up!

[@academyofuselessideas]

@@godnyx117 hahaha... more like 95%!

[@RedNinjaRacer_]

"your balls will thank you" is kind of a banger tattoo for women though not even gonna lie...

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

She should tattoo that on her lower back, if that spot hasn't already been taken.

[@Nothereforit174]

@@MatthewTheWandererthis is the grossest thing I’ve heard of

[@Nothereforit174]

No not even a little

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

@@Nothereforit174 LOL!

[@becca53444]

I’ll never understand why any girl thinks pretending to love guy stuff will get them a boyfriend. Imagine a guy pretending to love shopping and makeup because women like it.

[@theghostofmaximumvolume3414]

You mean liberal gender-fluid men?

[@personthing88]

They would instantly be labeled as Gay By both genders as well

[@smithynoir9980]

Had a friend whose new girlfriend pretended she liked gaming and invited him to bring his laptop over to play with her only for a few months in to flip the switch completely and say she hates games. He dumped her lying ass real quick.

[@UMMH2000]

Sadly, it does work the majority of the time.

[@lmcb8447]

​personthing: which they're usually are more often than not if they do , both girls enjoying football&videogames and guys enjoying make up 😂

[@Fatmagic]

I trolled a chick like this once and said to her "Did you see the new grappling hook update in CS:GO?" and she said that "it was awesome." Still has me dying to this day

[@wrzzerjr6347]

0 comments 😞

[@RorySmith-Dube-fm7ll]

Trolled

[@EngineNo5]

1:53 wait a minute, it's Saturday? But... He was watching an NFL game... My boi interrupted the time space continuum to give us this skit gotta love him

[@yaboykirby7789]

@washingmachine22 Nah the thing on TV is a NFL game at 1:30 you can see it's Vikings vs 49ers

[@rakeshsuthanthirakumar2613]

1:27 bro simply handle it anymore , lmao

[@ZIKBOY]

"once again this bish is clearly lying" got me :D

[@legojarjar9520]

The star wars republican commando music in the background at 0:27 had me 😂

[@vascoambrosio7798]

"she must pivot in order to survive" kkkkkkkkkkk maan on point.

[@simonwoodland5576]

She ruined the word stop for me. Cant even drive without getting upset whenever I see a stop sign 😂

[@jolpoa]

I love when they shut the door in her face

[@Bbcrusher0904]

0:18 Nooooooo not the Howard mission

[@magicmanticore3536]

“Your balls will thank you” would be a great tramp stamp.

[@phynt4366]

"Hey bestieee im soo ugly today right" "No" ""Stoop bestie not you hyping me up" correct answer to this convo is : "No I mean you are just as ugly every other day too"

[@oliseoseji8868]

"specialists call this mating strategy lying " is crazy

[@khalilsabbagh1179]

"Bestie" is officially the most annoying word I have heard in 2023, and I love this video for it!!!

[@TK-5741]

OMFG I have someone at my school named Maddy and not only does she act like everyone is her friend even though she literally has no friends, but she also bullies people

[@Bobbricksfor1all]

“Your balls will thank you tatted on you” LOL😂😂😂😂😂

[@BrandonByers7]

1:45 This is unironically good advice lmao

[@Gladys-g1u]

These content will always be gold 🤌

[@Cavemanner]

I was munching on some popcorn and that last "Bestie, I'm so ugly!" "Yeah, kinda." with the look on her face had me choking on a piece 😵😂

[@wolfpackcooking555]

This man's mockumentaries are as funny as the old BBC mockumentaries such as "People Just Do Nothing" ( btw u should check that show out its soooo funny)

[@1414yorks]

Never underestimate the power of spray painting things gold,it triples the value instantly! Welcome to the dream factory where dreams are made,mainly t-shirts though! Chabuddy 😂

[@roysondsouza0309]

You better not lose this narrator and the narrating skit ever. I'm gonna be subbing real soon if this keeps on.

[@abeerkindred5038]

@pandaangry1267 Fren be raising his standards lool

[@Mast3rmind12]

Every time she says, "Bestie," I lose braincells 💀

[@agoins]

She messed up like private ryan did when he didn't want that bud light 😂😂

[@shilovakun9205]

The 21 questions. The goddamn 21 questions 😂

[@spartacus936]

The fact that they used Mandalorian music taken from the Republic Commando game is... Beautiful.

[@CyanixDash]

2:08 DAMN SHE GOT AROUND

[@tinanana-]

"God DAMN" 😂

[@mlgman138]

Shit had me gone

[@JohntheDoe572]

“You almost got, ‘your balls will thank you’ tatted on you?”

[@MKSBEMA]

Any chick that gets "yoir balls will thank you" tatted on them is marrige material

[@imarizah3906]

I don't know but as a woman, I really think pick-mes are just really really funny, like whatever they do makes such an interesting comedy skit......

[@PippinFisherreed]

As an Melburnian 14yo twink, I have plenty of experience with the wamens who pretend to be American stereotypes of popular girls. I go to school with a few. And indeed they are funny, but to laugh at, not with. Anytime they say bestie I do genuinely have suicidal thoughts. Sometimes. God this is gonna sound like an incel comment isn’t it. Anyway pickmes suck. One of them has this habit of hugging me from behind in a suffocating manner. They say “omigooood Pippin you’re so CUTE”. And BITCH I CANNOT BREATHE.

[@PippinFisherreed]

I am, also currently identifying as female and have been for a while, so maybe that will make my comment seem less incel-y. Btw for dealing with pickmes who tell you that you are cute, respond with “ bitch I’m adorable”. Doubles them over with laughter

[@RageAgainstTheDyingOfTheLight7]

​@@PippinFisherreedok weirdo hope you stop being depressed

[@watzephuck7837]

@@PippinFisherreed > have suicidal thoughts > identifying as a female Perfectly balanced as all things should be 😂

[@dkoz8321]

is it pick-me or pick-mess? Spelling is important.

[@ashamansedai]

I have never in my whole life heard someone say "bestie" directly at someone

[@tinaw51796]

3:19 alabama is wild

[@trentinfield7903]

This is way too accurate to not have been based on exhaustive research

[@MichaelParadoxMaximus]

"bitch this is a playstation exclusive." Most underrated line ever.

[@annaobl2725]

"BeStIe girl shit up" 😂

[@MattMcCormack-wp7sl]

“ you almost got your balls will thank you tatted on you” that was was fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@debrachambers1304]

"Your balls will thank me" kinda work for her whole vibe, though.😊

[@williamevans2720]

great video, never dissapoints!

[@Colt19]

“Yea, Kinda” 😂

[@baronluigi2738]

00:59 poor door.

[@kirbmon64-mj5pl]

The door deserved better

[@noobaccount5063]

This chick needs an appointment with Dr Victor Blane

[@Peki8374]

Came back to hear her say"stawppp" again 😂

[@sweetwheatsy]

The constant repetition as if viewers have the memory of a goldfish is very accurate

[@user-of9hu5if5d]

this is a compilate of shorts

[@elijahpaulyutiampo]

"Can you get the fuck out of my apartment". Was so savage hell yeah.

[@thedeadbachelor]

mom: if you don't have any friends that are girls, your life is unbalanced every girl that i try to make friends with:

[@Australianmanfrom1942]

3:46 You get the award for the cleanest sponsor segment ever

[@hunterkiller1440]

"Why have I never met a pick me girl?" - simps

[@CaramelCreeper25]

"God damn, well it appears that not all her mating strategies are unsuccessful" had me dying! 😂😂😂

[@Rayford79]

3:24 the tucker and dale vs evil png 💀

[@m4rauder]

That movie is goated tbh

[@barnabasardo8252]

04:04 im dying😭

[@Thefreighttrain511]

I'm just saying, it might work better than pick meing

[@starborn6239]

2:22 NAHHH THAT SIDEYE KILLED ME LMAOOOOOO

[@OOFtheGreat]

"her strategy fails on the male, nature can be brutal" is crazy 💀

[@voidsimp72]

"You almost got 'your balls will thank you' tatted on you?" that made me audibly laugh

[@DivineKnight_115]

Dude my ex was an S tier pick me. She hid it real well cause she just about hid everything.

[@RandysRides]

Do I look fat in these pants ?? Yes...... it's not the pants.

[@adityasantosh1382]

like to get a longer full on story!! it would be absolute gold💯

[@iamcasinoroyal]

Brian Mando'a music makes me respect him even more. True mandalorian. And narrator's emotion about her and football team relationship - that was precious 😂

[@SakkakuFantomu]

Imagine if when asked "You almost had 'Your balls will thank you' tatted on you?" she replies with "Well they're not on me but they are mine."

[@vanjabulajic1618]

Adding Dha Werda Verda from Republic Commando was an insane detail. Subscribed

[@kaldenorr-bills5506]

“an ecosystem like alabama” 💀💀💀

[@alexselin2331]

“in an ecosystem like alabama” xD

[@Possibly_Hawkins]

That manscaped ad was way to slick