Age of Empires 2 Logic

[@ruatachhangte]

I've watched 39 seconds of it and this video is just pathetic! How can a content creator create such a masterpiece like this?! This video is great!

[@harshdeep173]

I see what you did there :-D

[@GAArunabh]

lol for a second I was like wait, what?

[@poiuyt975]

I had to rewatch the 38th second to get the joke. :D

[@kangurumann4063]

@@elkaiser6833 they got converted by wololo

[@OnlineWithMikko]

@@elkaiser6833 wololo

[@ScytheZ]

The fuckin battering ram hitting the farm crops and the villager repairing it got me

[@ashtavakra3710]

Farms cannot be repaired by villagers. They have to be "healed" by a monk.

[@Bzhydack]

@@ashtavakra3710 eeee... No. Vilagers repair Farms like every other building. Monks can heal Farms, but this is Bug.

[@SM-bb4hx]

@@Bzhydack What? Villagers can repair as well? I thought it is only monks.

[@Bzhydack]

@@SM-bb4hx try to use Repair Button/Hotkey. If you look close, you will actually see monks use resources to heal/repair farm 😉

[@madeiraislander]

@@ashtavakra3710 how the hell is a monk going to heal a farm??? xD

[@TheKobasen]

*Farms got attacked by a ram and start spewing fire.* That's the most aoe thing I've seen. And the farm is still working perfectly.

[@andredulac4456]

Don't forget the villager trying to stop the fire with his hammer 😋

[@harshawardhanthopate487]

That farm's like - आग लगे खेती मे, हम हमारी मस्ती मे. 😅

[@bsherman8236]

Catapults moving around, shooting and reloading without operators is just as weird as a ram destroying farmland.

[@OGuardadorDeRebanhos]

do you REALLY never heard about ghosts? pfff

[@cartelia9931]

Building by putting hammer on a floor

[@williamllanos7595]

Middle age transformers

[@NastyCupid]

Medieval military drones, we're lucky they weren't able to fly back then!

[@ThorbenHendrik89]

​@@williamllanos7595 😂😂😂🎉

[@destubae3271]

Only thing I'd correct is the tree chopping. When they chop a tree, the entire tree disappears and it becomes a stump from an entirely different species of tree

[@TheITomG]

The idé was that the vills have access to axes and bows but when you fight they only use the small knife.

[@marcelobravo3074]

@@TheITomG hahjahahhaha yes ajjajaja so true

[@jorgedeanoperez2997]

When they fell the tree, before it's chopped down into smaller logs, it's still there

[@IgnaLun]

In super super super super slow motion... the tree had an animation of falling tree

[@ziljin]

I liked how the building kept on burning forever

[@HenriqueRaposoHenryClaro]

Well, if there's a light bulb in Livermore, CA that's been burning for 120 years, why couldn't an AoE2 house do the same, right? :P

[@ziljin]

@@HenriqueRaposoHenryClaro Is that true? Cool

[@Swisshost]

Yes it's true, light companies could produce a light, which would hold long. Ofcourse they do not, they want a short life span and money, same trick in electronic stuff...

[@Pizza7478]

@@Swisshost Doesn't help that the moment a Electronic device leaves the factory it's already outdated

[@feartheghus]

@@Pizza7478 admittedly that one is more due to advancement in our tech rather than any malice.

[@PedroKing19]

They put that building in a atmospheric dome just so it would keep burning

[@jefffinkbonner9551]

that spaceport gonna stay warm and cozy indefinitely

[@eddymannylow8216]

I mean who would not. It's a freaking miracle!

[@yagizkaradagoglu8545]

i love how the militia gets so mad at quick walling

[@nozyspy4967]

Soldier: "You will never take me alive blue scum!" Monk: "Wololo" Soldier: "I see your point and will join your cause".

[@aarushpendhari8889]

😂

[@abiseniyya]

AOE logic: Stone wall? Fire archer! Burn the wall!

[@ED-yy4te]

Walls can be build in 5 seconds while it takes minutes to repair

[@matttondr9282]

That’s why I always just built a new layer haha

[@Kriegerdammerung]

A wolf will ignore sheep standing in the same tile as them but will hunt a villager 12 tiles away ._.

[@DmytroBogdan]

Destroying farm with ram and repairing it with hammer at the same time... Masterpiece!

[@omniminokyo2]

-King is faster than Cobra Car, and he is fat too -Arrows can destroy Stone Wall -Spanish Missionary cannot pickup Relic with a Donkey, and Typical Monk lift it up like nothing -In time of War the unspoken law of not putting more than 5 people inside a house because it’s human right abuse. -Condontierro and Huskarl wear identical armor and Condontierro get owned by Archers easily

[@snorristurluson5977]

For the last point, no ... if the condotierro is Malian.

[@Hazard8663]

I like how the battering ram noise was almost always out of sync because the hit and the noise are never matched up in the game

[@marclloydugbana]

0:02 that nostalgic sound hits hard

[@super.F1]

Están llegando de todas maneras partes No tengo recursos para crear armas soldados:/ 2 segundos después As sido derrotado

[@coolhandluke1503]

peasant1: Who's the king? peasant2: I'll race you for it?

[@a.w.sawtooth9469]

“Oh no! The Huns are attacking! Quick, everyone! Start hitting the nearest building with your hammers!”

[@ss2616]

1:11 Only when I grew up I could realise the actual meaning of this action.

[@wrollw]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@spaceman9599]

HAHAHA dude

[@Joker-yw9hl]

The battering ram hitting the farm as it gets repaired by the hammer made me chuckle I must say

[@LeandroDelPrete]

The king in a monowheel cracked me up hard!!! This stuff is so good man, please keep it up!

[@maxs713]

Sometimes I wish DE would have "corrected" some of these unrealistic part of the game to improve immersion- but then it woudn't be same game, would it

[@jairoukagiri2488]

Right. It all makes more sense with the cheats enabled anyway. Cowpaults should just be a regular option.

[@Igor_054]

AoE 3 "corrected" most of that. Units have a different attack animation against buildings, for instance, and villagers defend themselves with their hunting weapons.

[@MagnumForce51]

They could have at least made the farm's have a few small fires on them when they are damaged instead of a odd looking single fireball that appears in the center of them anytime they are on low HP from enemy damage. :P

[@agielagielando4593]

0:11 oh man, Big, big shoutout for the sound of first job car on Sims 1. Those were the times ^.^

[@wrollw]

FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICE THAT! Haha good times

[@edryctan672]

I heard that sound from Rat Race film lol, when they stole Adolf Hitler car from a museum.

[@Lighthammer18]

aaaaaROOOOOOOOga

[@diemofskulls6383]

i love your animations and art style :D

[@the_rover1]

warrior: ohh wow, halt fellas! this villager over there lays down a building foundation. we can't continue our ambush. retreat I say. RETREAT!

[@worldcomicsreview354]

Villager: Hits ground with hammer, causing a single brick of wall to appear. Soldier: Smashes brick with club. Continue forever

[@soloplayer1780]

The king at the end moving like a sports car 🚘

[@iliee-xsxhayahh]

That king running killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@bolivarbenjaminguillenmedi8426]

That field somehow is burning and somehow you extinguish it with a hammer.

[@GrimnirLaguz28]

Man....Hearing that music brings me back. I feel like a kid in his 5th grade IT lesson again, trying to finish my tasks early, so I can play the AoE2 demo, which I have played already hundreds of times.

[@BoKWaa]

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[@jose77sanchez]

Que buen video 😂 me dio mucha risa que una línea negra en el suelo, protegía al aldeano que recogía vallas 😂

[@omerfaruk-hl7nb]

These animations are great, Parsa!

[@wrollw]

Thank you omer!

[@jimakisspd]

You forgot how the ram hits the wall in the lowest point but the walls starts demolishing from the top.

[@clintonbyers930]

I think the funniest thing In age of empires one is a catapult. Trying to kill a villager but keeps missing as the villager dodges

[@Quantum_mechanica]

King being dramatically fast and battering ram destroying farm is the real aoe2 experience

[@crylune]

Lmao I loved the quick build from the villager collecting berries, so true

[@Tokey_The_Bear]

The fast king, and the vil quick walling is pure gold.

[@MyBinaryLife]

The ram burning the farm while it’s repaired with a hammer tho 😂

[@taavidude]

What it's like to play against the AI: 2 archers shooting arrows at a stone tower and a battering ram attacking a farm

[@reimixo]

1 Archer! Those mfs are confident!!!

[@nicholaswoollhead6830]

Man I love your animation style so goddamn much.

[@wrollw]

thank you, John!11

[@smoothbeak]

That was so hilarious and well done, especially the ram attacking the field and *then* the villager dude fixing it with the hammer :P

[@richardhnamte3491]

1:15 repairing farm with hammer. Lol.

[@tomaszsmol3920]

After years of sticking to aoe2 I no longer see anything weird in this video 11

[@KyeHortonNinjaWindowCleaning]

105

[@advait8827]

Well that's not logic rather I would say The Age of Empires Laws of Physics by Parsa. First law would be of thermodynamics, second would be of priests action vs reaction. Third would be the greatest of all Wololooo.. forever.

[@B3Band]

And this is why the guy who made the video is funnier than you.

[@SB-129]

Every peasant knows what it's like to be the "This is fine" dog.

[@Pozorrogo]

Ok ok you got a chuckle out of me with the building ram attacking the farmer field, and the repair happening at the same time. Ridiculous and I love it

[@soulassassin0g]

I always found it interesting how the fat king is super fast, he can even outrun calvary untits.

[@derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493]

I am a strong believer of the Wolololo cult. The power of Wolololo is such that, despite being exclusive to AoE 1, people attribute it to the monks of AoE 2 as well

[@guilhermebraga9773]

The super fast king was awesome, really got me from the begging to the end. Loved it.

[@viethung9419]

Great to see you back, Parsa!

[@wrollw]

Thanks matte!

[@tomansionpercussion4389]

Very cool style also verry funny also cool music

[@wrollw]

You’re very cool 😎

[@AFGiant]

LOVED the lumber camp gag!!

[@freshmilk7122]

The King being so fast was funny and trueXD My best strat to kill them was spam Palladins or Cataphracts hahaha

[@barbiquearea]

It should be important to note that there is big hunting bows and war bows so I hunter cannot just use their bow and arrows to take out heavily armoured enemy soldiers.

[@tomdreler6528]

Every time i'm Hearing this cursed whononoo i'm still getting a Panic Attack!

[@Dragonfire511]

Thanks KZbin algorithm for recommending me this channel.

[@kneadyboy3162]

FARM RAM! send help, im dying

[@fernandod4046]

My favorite part was when the enemy surrendered, and I would attack all their buildings, leaving the hp as low as possible, then I would just watch everything burn for a few minutes

[@wrollw]

Show no mercy

[@sasquatchhadarock968]

The battering ram attacking the open field! 😂

[@secondmover7546]

Is no one gonna talk about arrows destroying a castle

[@cartelia9931]

Also destroying stone buildings with a sword

[@saquibc]

1:16 - all I could think of was that villager losing health while he was repairing that farm under attack

[@TheSecondKidNamedFinger]

I been playing aoe2 for years and this can't be more accurate 😂

[@dr.marshal6420]

Medieval battles are greatly summarised in an event where a battering ram damages the field and causes it to catch on fire. Naturally, the field may remain to be on fire while someone is later harvesting it.🧐

[@sebastian6736]

I love this so much. Thank you for making it.

[@wrollw]

Thank you for being nice!

[@neerithedragon298]

I lost it at the farm and ram! Great video

[@zoiuduu]

It always bug me that priest (monks) in age of empires 2 dont say wololo, yet ppl in youtube pretend that they do

[@John11747]

Everyone has heard of "godspeed"...has anyone heard of "kingspeed"..... 😂😂😂

[@scintillam_dei]

Yet they're fat or their garb makes them look so.

[@wrollw]

🤴💨

[@stylesrj]

@@scintillam_dei They hide the motor for their roller skates in there

[@valnovanoth]

Ram attacking the farm killed me hahaha

[@dprod4123]

Many years ago I asked my brother: -Why the king is the fattest unit and the one who is the fastest? - simple, it's the only thing he can do for staying in the match

[@MrOzzy281]

I remember learning about the "charge of the light brigade" in history class and using the strategy at home

[@ahstinfixsnhc9765]

So good lmao I hope this means you're gonna start dropping consistently xD I was dieing

[@wrollw]

Yes, I will! At least one cartoon every 1, 2 weeks.

[@civokjaf]

AOE is one of the greatest franchises of all time imo cant wait for AOE4 this october.

[@charliebrownn6622]

I like AoE but Seven Kingdoms have better AI and mechanics, trade, economics, resources, war, espionage, bribe and sabotage very fun to play

[@souvik169]

all you need to relax is a joint and Parsa Animations

[@kraevorn7483]

I have never been offended by something that is so true and funny now I wanna play it and love it even more. Good work.

[@JS-rv3et]

aoe is cool but EE is better

[@avocetplays1700]

So true LOL why on earth do our vils fight with a tiny dagger when facing an enemy but use bow and axe to hunt and chop wood? -_____- WOLOLO!

[@CarlosHenrique-ze4oq]

I gotta say:... Wololo

[@kankartata2501]

😁😁😁😁😁😁 I've been playing AOE since I was 16, now I'm 36....and still playing this game. This video🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘....

[@tomascostanzo3673]

In AOE2 designers' defense, AOE1 also has the same logic

[@MrAllmightyCornholioz]

Kings are like the famous celebrities of their time so it makes sense that they run fast as if they are fleeing away from paparazzi.

[@wrollw]

INDEED, MAKES SENSE LOL

[@forestaremagic96]

Earned a sub for this beautiful content 👌

[@wrollw]

Welcome

[@justachannel4160]

Japanese castle all made of wood , requires 750 stone. Transportation ship takes 10 soldiers or 10 war elephants. Worker who builds an empire, stopped by a log

[@SchazmenRassir]

To quote a certain Simpson: "It's funny cause it's true!"

[@Ginjitzu]

Still inspiring memes after 22 years.

[@garethpilcher8699]

There's something pure about the music from the game

[@prasadmanic]

nice tribute to The Viper with that quickwalling

[@kanalkucker14]

That King with the motirbike sound 😂

[@khozinatulasrorhabibullah7335]

I thought for a while that Lumber Camp was a Trebuchet😂

[@MathanScorpio]

The Quick wall roast was the best one🤣🤣

[@jai6954]

The monk got covered red by blue but forgot it's tusk 😅😅😂

[@kostassmicha]

I've never played the game, I just randomly saw part 1 and here I am now lol

[@TheSwiftFalcon]

I never really liked the AoE games much...the one exception being the guys who go "Wololo". Those guys are great.

[@EmperorOfGames24]

U made me laugh from my heart thank you ❤️.

[@jindrichpilecek3991]

Next time I'll be working on a garden, I will try to just hammer on ground and see what happens.

[@alface935]

1:10 You have no idea how much i have laugh at this joke

[@amalgamationprime3168]

A Spanish villager with Supremacy technology could beat a militia 1v1.

[@AegenemmnoN]

This was an endorphin releasing experience

[@Green99-r3q]

Bro that ram looking mighty sus💀

[@Lawh]

And a wololoo to you as well, good sir.

[@claptrap4084]

The only thing I was wanting to see was the hammering put out the fire....but the ram/farm fire/repair did hint at it....

[@cparty7790]

The fast walling vil made me literally lol

[@Hasjasja]

Lol the quick walling.